The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Second Half of Life Hot (feat. Andy Fiori)

Episode Date: August 31, 2020

Jay and Dan contemplate the marriage between Sofia Vegara and Joe Manganiello. Dan discusses going “Zero to Sixty” after getting bumped at the Stress Factory for the comedic stylings of Marlon Wa...yans. After watching the trailer for "Black Adam" the Bonfire hosts think up some superheroes of their own. Bonfire family Andy Fiori discusses his technique for accelerated love in the age of quarantine. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Comedy Central! Hi, I'm Dan Soder, I'm Big J. Okerson. And you're listening to the Best of the Bond Fire. Stay tuned to hear some of our favorite moments from this week. You can listen to the Bond Fire live every Monday through Thursday from 6th to 8pm on Comedy Central Radio. Serious XM95 or on demand on the Serious XM app. Also, be sure to follow us on all social, and welcome to the bonfire special week. Kicking things off, Jay and Dan contemplated the marriage between Sophia Vergada and
Starting point is 00:00:35 the werewolf from Trueblood. I don't know how he do his real magic. I tried. Exactly. I don't know if I could use my heart can take another magic trick. Do you think Joe Mungan and Nella was like, please hire her. So I can have just days of silence at my house. Hey NBC, it's Mungan and Nella. Oh, right. Yeah, it's Manga Nala. Hey,
Starting point is 00:01:07 A G T, it's me Joey Manga, then Manga law, Joey Manga, a little level of law. Yeah, you know, the hot dude with the big dog anyways. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, my hot wife that has a car screeching voice needs to get out of the house. Does he have massive meetings at the rumor? I don't know. He was in that magic mic movie, which I feel like if you sign up for that movie, you got to have dong. Christine Fapping Check. Joe Mangalala Manalo. Can you go find Joe Mangalanga Hangabangawa? If you type in Joe, I'm sure it comes up pretty quick.
Starting point is 00:01:41 It does. Yeah, Joe Mangalala Mangalanga, the hot cock. I'm sure it comes up pretty quick. It does. Yeah, Joe Mangalim, I'm going to hug a hot cock. It's a returning him some Owen. Joe Mangalim summa su. Muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle,uckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle,uckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle,uckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, muckle, they collide. Oh yeah. The second half of life hot. Dude that's got to be a certain level of hot where you just you just get in a room with another hot person you're like we have to collide. There's no it's it's what I believe is it's second it's the second half of life hot. Yeah. They both had a good run with first half life hot Crush and all kinds of I guess dick and pus
Starting point is 00:02:28 Respectively to either one of them. Yeah, they were just they were the two left on the mountain Yeah, you want to just fucking let's just make a let's make like two hot babies and get the fuck out of here Not even because you want to tie up the tubes and then just fucking whale on each other You want to have sex and finish inside of me? In my vagina? I don't know if I could do it with you inside my vagina. Do you think you always have sex? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Do you think you always have face like it's listening to a bowl horn? Yeah. I don't think face like it's just too loud beginning to think about it. What? I said it. Yeah, what's that? Yeah, it's that he does the helicopter landing. You know, I'm trying to go to the helicopter.
Starting point is 00:03:11 In fact, what? I know that face very well because Christine who clearly is getting tragic news on our computer right now. I'm believe it looks something up with that. Without it, I'm looking like she is re- What? The nukes are coming and they're hitting where we're grins. You know, oh god Anyway, here's the commercial you guys were looking for I just I just want everyone to know that I think Jay Mind have brought that up briefly before but as someone that's watched Christine do this for months
Starting point is 00:03:39 It is the most perfect description of how she's like She's reading it's not I got that you two clip you guys wanted. This is impossible. No No, she's like it does Here's that one clip you guys were saying Here's that puppy shitting on that walkway. Christine. Look. She's working on a a minority report board The hologram in front of her. She's moving things around. No, I can't. What? No.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Every time I come to my computer, I see how each one of you dies. You're like, tell her good, no. Did you find his cock? It must be huge, but the face you're making. Yeah, she's dabbing. He's so big, she's dabbing.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Yeah. I can't find, I found his like bare ass and nudity, but I can show it. Jake and guess are you kidding me? Jay's like a blind person feeling a face. I look at this guy's ass. I can look at any ass until you what his cock looks like. We call him see through Jay.
Starting point is 00:04:36 It's my carnival skill. Yeah, you can slap a bunch. You can tell you what you're doing. I feel like he's very Christine's type. All right. I think I've got Christine's type down. What? Like Jason Momoa? Jason Momoa is every girl's type.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Oh, but I mean, if you had to compare him to like a clean cut, she wouldn't be into it. Like I think she'd have Joe Manganello or whatever's name is. I think you have Joe Manganello or whatever's name is. Oh, Chris. Joe. Christine. Would fuck any type of guy at 4 in the morning would have said, hello to drunk Christine.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Hey, do you know, is there a bathroom here? You want to get a fuck out of here? No. Hey, shit. Yes. Hi, I'm Joe Manganello. No. I'm Joe Manganello.
Starting point is 00:05:23 No. Do you know if there's an open dire? I'll tell you where you can eat. Down here. Hey, I'm Joe. I'm Joe Mangalon. So do you have a place for my big dick? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Hey, I'm key to Thompson. Hey, he and Thompson. You want to get some out of here? What's up? What's up, Good Burger? You want to suck this? She has obvious even before I swallowed your jizz, I thought you were Cal. Yeah, I want to tell he was the ripped one.
Starting point is 00:05:53 I thought you were Cal, but who gives a fuck? Wow. How's that not everybody's tape? I'll tell you what. I wasn't anyone's type. I'm compare. I'm saying like a post as opposed to Ryan Reynolds, I think he would take him. I mean, I'd be honored for either them wanting to have sex with me. I'm like, oh my gosh, this hot guy thinks I'm hot. She'd be honored if
Starting point is 00:06:15 drunk is to have drunk lose showed up and asked for something. Dan discussed going zero to 60 after getting bumped at the stress factory for the comedic stylings of Marlon Wayans. Anybody that had tickets to the stress factory for the comedic stylings of Marlon Wands. Anybody that had tickets to the stress factory September 10th through the 12th, I'm really sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:31 I can't. I've got people. What's going on? I got a table for four. I was really back into enjoying some life. Stand up comedy that night. I love what you do. I like to be working on it.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I'm very curious. You were it's going. Can I say one thing? Well, before you say what? Let me continue on like I've been working on it. I'm very curious. See where it's going. Can I say one thing? Well, before you say what's the level to continue on? I've got plans for the whole night. I'm going to go get dinner early out there. I'm going to drive out. I'm going to spend some time. I was going to probably pop in and touch a list of belly. See if the babes kick in a little bit over there. And you know, just really just enjoy the day. I'm a good friend friend Dan and go support you doing live comedy.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Dan, if you want me to pop on by the way, I'm excited to say yes right now. I'd love to spend with you and pop while I got nothing else to do that weekend. Go ahead, Dan, your thoughts? I wish I could, Jay. No. I wish I could say you're gonna see a good comedy show,
Starting point is 00:07:21 but you're gonna see a great one, because I won't be there, but sixth in line for the king of the Wayans family, Marlon Wayans will be there to entertain and blow your mind comedically. Before I overreact, do you think he'll let me go on stage? Yeah, you did talk you hot. And it's I'm, dude, yeah, you do talk you hot and it's a, I'm less hot by it. It's just not the, it's, it's a two for you. You got two for this one. And I, and I, it's happened to me recently.
Starting point is 00:07:53 It's not like I've got something that's out of my life, kind of things like that happening. So like I, I completely sympathize with you on that one where I'm just a camp dude. It's fucking well, what happened to this and I'll explain to everyone that was going to go to the show September 10th to the 12th. All the I got a tweet from notorious RGA on Twitter. That was simply just like, Hey, dude, what's up with it? And he screen grabbed the stress factory website. And there were tickets up for Marlon Wayans on my weekend. And I was like, that's gotta be a mistake.
Starting point is 00:08:26 It also said this tweet was liked by big jokers. It's my whole community. It's fuck's out about. Why is Jay like that so much? I love you Dan, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't a fan of white chicks. And I got some questions for Marlin Wayans. I was gonna hope he was gonna do a couple scenes
Starting point is 00:08:43 from Don't Be a Menace. But there was just that tweet. And it's like, you know when you do one of those things where you're immediately like, oh well, websites broken, they fucked up. Yeah. He is. Well, I'll tell you what's definitely not happening.
Starting point is 00:08:58 I'm not gonna fuck the over, that's forgotten. Yeah, I do. Really, this is a tech app problem. I understand things like this happen. I genuinely did a thing where I was like first Websites fucked up. I'm there 10 through 12th, but I'll see you there. I got a new joke that's gonna knock your socks off I text the I screen grab it and I text my agent the picture and he's like can you call And I'm like wow
Starting point is 00:09:21 And he calls me and he's like, hey man, I talked to Vinnie at the stress factory in Marlon Wayans and then it becomes a thing where I'm like, wait, they're just bumping me from Marlon. By the way, they already moved my weekend ones because of a mix-up that I completely understood and talked to Vinnie about, we were cool about it. And then...
Starting point is 00:09:42 Some more thing, right? Yeah, some more thing. They fucked up, it had nothing to do with me. They fucked up, and I was cool about it. And that's some more thing, right? Yeah, some more thing. They fucked up. It had nothing to do with me. They fucked up. And I was cool about it. And I was like, you know what, man? Hey, it's fair.
Starting point is 00:09:52 You got a good, they have good shows. They have a good setup. It'll be fine. And then this one, I was like, what the fuck? And I mean, Jay heard me. I was fuck zero to 60. I was 120 in the sand flats, baby. I was flying.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I was so fucking mad that entire day. And then throughout the weekend, I talked to several agents, not even my own. I talked to my manager who was implicated as saying that he signed off on it. I talked off to all these people. And what sucks about this business is when something like this happens Like people who wanted to come to the show tweeted me they're like, you know, so what the fuck man? I was gonna see a distress factory and I want to be like here's a simple explanation
Starting point is 00:10:38 The A led to B which led to C but the only explanation I have is Someone's not telling the complete truth and someone signed off on Marlon Wayans taking my weekend and No one told me until the tickets were alive on the stress factories website and that still makes me mad That still makes me furious that I found out through notorious RGA's tweet like a camper told me you know what I mean? They're the most powerful source of information. real dude they i swear to god they really are and it was one of those things where i was so mad and listen he's credit
Starting point is 00:11:12 viny was calling me being like i don't know what happened i thought so god damn hard no don't do this viny was already up by white pants yeah liberty weekend the last time you were those dude he knew he knew that it was about to turn in no white after Labor Day. And then it turned into the story that someone from that agency called MyManager and then the story was that my manager said it was okay. And then my agent was like, no, I said that I would talk to you about it, but I never signed off on it. So in other situations where you're like someone step the fuck up and tell me who fucked this up.
Starting point is 00:11:45 So I won't be as mad as I am right now because I'm getting more and more mad. So I was just getting more and more mad to the point where I was like, all right, well then I don't work the stress factory. Fuck that. But then I talk to my agent who's like, listen, he took, he showed, I hate when someone in your life shoulders the blame that doesn't need to to resolve a situation. And you're like, I think you're a good person for doing this, but I'm still angry.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Like I'm still mad, you know? Yeah. Because listen, we don't have comedy shut down right now, dude. Comedy. He's just taking you on their shoulders. What do you mean who's taking on their shoulders? Mike, my age, it was like, hey man. Oh, okay. He's like, yeah, he's their shoulders? Mike, my agent was like, hey man. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:25 He's like, yeah, he's like, listen man, I should have shut that shit down. The second they reached out to me. I should have been like, we're not moving that. We already moved it. I'm not even making that fucking phone call, which is something you and I talked about. Where it's like, you can get that phone call
Starting point is 00:12:37 they're like, hey, we gotta move soda. You wanna be like, he already moved for us. So we gotta find a way around this. Because I think that's just basic respect. But I mean, at the end of the situation, what makes me laugh is just that it's Marlon Wands. It was like, I got fucked over for Marlon Wands. Still makes me laugh to it. It's like, if it would have been a tell, if it would have been Voss, it would have been Bennington, you know what I mean? I'm like, ah shit, I like those guys, fuck whatever. But it's like Marlon Wands, the guy who sometimes feels like doing stand-up
Starting point is 00:13:07 wants to work in the pandemic. And now they're like, hey, that guy is... Wait, my friend, you my friend were standing right in the way of sometimes. I was doing it. I was in between Marlon and sometimes, and they fucking moved my ass. He's probably going to have some sick ass clothes on though. Oh my god, are you kidding me? I bet if you want to see good outfits, then I'll tell you what, give back your dance orders to get some
Starting point is 00:13:28 by Marlon Wayne's tickets. You want to see a guy who was wearing fashionable fashion? Boy, boy. Do you want to see a microphone unnecessarily get slammed into a leg 15 times for a weak punch line? Well, buy tickets, because you're gonna. You want to see unique jokes and a perspective and a fresh take on things are gonna make you laugh
Starting point is 00:13:49 out loud hysterically for an hour. Oh, see, Dan, I guess. Man, if you want to see a guy who is going to make some whack-a-do noises, boy, oh boy, is he gonna rock the shit out of a performance? Oh, man, if you want to see a lot of white people do this, black people do performance man if you want to see a lot of white people do this black people do that If you want to watch a guy walk around and eight hundred dollars sneakers for a couple hours Fuck that soda. I hope you guys are ready. I hope you guys are ready for a 12 minute bit about me a mar that goes nowhere Because you went on vacation there two weeks and observed some hilarious things.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Look, Dan will make you laugh. Sure, he's going to have a good time. He's a great dude and it's just got just such a funny natural talent and ability for stand-up comedy. But look, you want to high five the guy who high five the guy who met two pock once? Then I'm telling you. I mean, I kept my day of anger was just you would just hear as I was walking around the place where staying getting more and more angry, I would just say a wands out loud that I would either have been replaced by where
Starting point is 00:14:58 like it started where I was like keen and ivory at least. And then I was like, Damon Wands, I at least waited on the guy and he tipped me well. And then finally, he came just Wands. I at least waited on the guy and he tipped me well. And then finally, it came just in the house and from the back of the arch of this year's McGill. Kim Wands, I want to take him Kim Wands. Or you can go see Dan Soder and watch a guy performing in just your run of the mill,
Starting point is 00:15:20 same old, same old hoodie. Who can go watch a guy who's got a $6,000 hoodie and the zipper goes across his body Do you want to see jeans that have 20 holes on purpose? Hey, it's black Lou again after watching the trailer for a black Adam the bonfire host thought up some superheroes of their own I don't know if you saw a trailer for black Adam But I didn't realize it his name was black Adam like a DA I thought it was black at him. Yeah, that's what I thought. It's just black like black. Lou you should do black. Lou that you should. Yeah, you should try to see.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Or make that your your nemesis. Start wearing shazam shirts. Black Adam is black. Adam black shazam. Black Adam is black Adam Black Shazam. He's got this costume. It's the first time ever hearing of it. I don't know. I know, I just know, the only reason I know of Black Adam is because the rock is playing him, but I don't know anything about the character. Jacob, any thoughts on this?
Starting point is 00:16:16 It's almost like a minor superhero to me, so I never really got into it, but I do feel like it is kind of like, like you said. It is. It's just Shazam, but Black and Gold like it is kind of like like he said. It is. It's just shazam, but black and gold instead of red and gold. Black, black shazam created by blah, blah, blah. So the arch enemies are Chinese of Captain Marvel. Okay, and the nemesis of the Marvel family, he first, so he's a bad guy. Didn't know that at all. I'm looking for a hang on.
Starting point is 00:16:47 First license then acquired the FOSA characters and began publishing Suzanne Shazam, formerly Captain Marvel, family stories under the title of Suzanne. So it is. So he is, but yeah, so he shazam's nemesis. Captain Marvel's also Shazam? Okay, go. Oops.
Starting point is 00:17:03 I hope. I forgot into these. I couldn going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I're talking about how to try to hold down an, uh, an interracial relationship. We talked to DJ Lou Dan. Jay, what is a hero? That's a good job.
Starting point is 00:17:33 What is the, uh, well, you know, uh, mighty Adam. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's something to do. Shazami. It's too shazami for you. He was exiled by Shazam. Got you. His power corrupted his ideas and desires. So he's going to be a bad guy, I guess.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Yeah, that's cool. I'd like to see the rock be a bad guy. Black Adam. I wish it was named Black Adam. Yeah, I feel like you guys can come up with a cool Egyptian name for you. Yeah, I feel like you guys can come with if he's Egyptian come up with a cool Egyptian name for him. Yeah, I hope he doesn't fight my favorite superhero Chinese Bob. Dude Irish Dale was a I bought every episode of his comp books. It's just a guy from Boston. He's like, I'm 50% Irish, but I got the in Tampa. That's like hilarious. Oriental bill. Oh dude. Eskimo Bobby. Played by Robert Kelly. He's like, dude, I got 40 words for dude.
Starting point is 00:18:36 I got one of those spears. It's got the fish hook on it, dude. I did. I talked to those tusk monsters and they come with his crime. And I just fucking throw my sheet eyes.. I'm asking about Bobby don't make me call my fleet of walr with dude Ecuadorian I don't have the most basic names to it's not Polish never-nethnic name. No, Polish mark Black Adam such a dumb name such a stupid fucking name
Starting point is 00:19:18 You see look like a job for mission Tim. Oh, no is is that Canadian Kyle? Oh no, is is that Canadian Kyle? Guys better be super you guys better be super actually that's so dumb. Oh, there is. Hey everyone, we're all safe. It looks like other Steve has showed up. Yeah, you know, when you click the mox is you get other.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Oh, guys, be careful. Caucasian David is on his way. Caucasian David. Yeah, that's everything. With the power to ask for a manager. White Ben. Yeah, he's like, do you do anything super? He goes, nope, pretty mediocre and I got to the top.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Yeah, white Ben. White Ben. Hey, Camberz, it's Black Lou again. Bonfire family, Andy Fury came on and discussed his technique for accelerated love and the age of quarantine. Question, if you get put, if you get put through that yet, this gig in Jersey, do you take it? I don't think I can anymore because of my current sitch. Oh, you got yourself a lady? Got myself a lady.
Starting point is 00:20:23 And when you've been squugging your cock to online No, we met in central fucking park Saved her from other New York City gangs on our way back to Coney Island nice daily nice so dope with the warriors Yeah, I'll worry you sit up. Yeah, I'm warriors. Oh, really? I did a standup show in the park and she was she was there hanging out. And, damn, you picked her up from a park show. Yeah, dude, it was I was fucking being bold and figured I literally in my head, I go, you have zero to lose. So it fucking worked. And then she had a girlfriend. So you have zero to lose. So it fucking worked.
Starting point is 00:21:03 And then she's for girlfriend. We've been seeing each other for a little while. And but yeah, she didn't actually hit me up. We made plans, but she didn't actually hit me up for like a month. And then about a week ago, we've been hanging out very steadily ever since. Every day.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Yeah, like every day, dude. Really bang first night? Second. Nah, let's get to know each other. It's great to wait. She hot? Or she'll break you, dude. Yeah, really hot or I think her.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Yeah, it's a fucking ego. You know, dude, she's just honestly, she's got a lot of knowledge. That's what I'm. That's great question. I was just gonna fuck it up. You know, dude, she's just, honestly, she's got a lot of knowledge. That's what I'm gonna do. That's great question. I just hard. Is she hot? No, no, my girlfriend's a dog, dude.
Starting point is 00:21:51 But I'm not. Wolf, wolf, but loyal. And it comes when I call her. I'll say what? Groff and cook. I'm gonna 30 minute meals. She's so you're doing comedy in the park. She knew that the big bucks are on the other end
Starting point is 00:22:03 of that rainbow. She knew where she was going. She goes, dude, this guy's in the park entertaining the masses. He's got right. Yeah. And then she came back to your play. I can't believe she made it tonight too when she saw that ax on the fucking wall. Wow. Yeah. I think in tree turn, the first place, the first night she was going to fuck, but then she sat up last minute and goes, no, I told myself I would never go with a guitar player again. I can't. Darlene, don't do this to yourself again.
Starting point is 00:22:30 You know where this ball for these guitar players. You know what happens every time she's doing this in your bathroom every time. You're going to get hurt. You're going to get hurt. You know where this road leads and it's heartbreak sister. How long before a new girlfriend, were you all quarantine? All of quarantine since February, because my last check we broke up late February. Yeah, and that was sad scenario.
Starting point is 00:22:56 I was hurting. Did you have a backed up batch? Did you pull out? Did you pull out? Because you were worried that if you shot inside, I was gonna shoot at the top of her head Yeah, you get you know, I'm gonna give her the species. Remember when you Oh, do you mind about to give this girl the species the species are with my jizz
Starting point is 00:23:18 Get back get back Did you finish did you finish super fast? I? Think I did okay actually surprised myself were you hammered? What's that? Were you hammered? No, completely. So that'll probably make it last a bit, right? Oh, yeah, you're good. A little walkie in there. Yeah, there was a rubber involved too. So that's for us. I got you, do wink, wink. We got you. I hear you. Sure. Yeah, safe, safe, safe, safe. Sex. Everything's all good. Wink wink. We got you. We know you play safe. You play it by the play by the book, dude.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Wink wink. Good job, Andy. You're very safe. Not skin on skin. Yeah, sure. Sorry. I got something in my eye. Guy plays guy who plays that strata casts are probably fucks with a bag on. Yeah, dude. Wink.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Sure. Sure. Yeah. Take take the feeling out while your while your fingers get calloused from a fucking shred. I know that if I'm ever stuck in the shred zone, I have to get out of there by some tasty licks. No, wait a second. Mark face, you're saying condoms are off now. Yeah, we got rid of those quickly. Dude, guys, you have lived a fucking multiple year relationship in this week. It really has. On fucking fast forward, dude. It's like when you've seen her for some time now, you've been seeing her less than she didn't contact. You pomfing her. Yeah. She's you've been seeing her four times less than she did not get a
Starting point is 00:24:36 hold of you. Is she coming to the to the show? Is she coming? Don't think so. That's going to be a little. Is she going to be in tips and Morris planes? Don't think so. That's going to be a little. She going to be in tips and Morris planes. No, nice plug. That's she's that's going to be a little too soon to meet so many family and friends. Did you already take her to your dad's grave? I mean, how fast is this? That movement? No. I haven't even been to my dad's great. You go dad. Dad, I want you to meet something special. Two walks up to the headstone.
Starting point is 00:25:01 You're potentially, you're potentially putting some potato farmer inside this woman and she can't meet your fucking Aunt Rita. Fuck you, Murphy. She's so much. Where's love? Where's actually the word? She said she didn't want to meet your family yet. She has a prior obligation.
Starting point is 00:25:16 What's that? She's gonna sit the tub and see if the cum will come back out of her. You piece of shit. She's gonna stand on a squatty potty and squat down and hope it drips out. Never heard of a squatty potty. Hey, it's Big J. Elkerson, and I hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bonfire.
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