The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Skin Tags with Katie Nolan

Episode Date: March 5, 2025

SiriusXM podcaster and future Mrs. Dan Soder- Katie Nolan returns to promote her new sports podcast "Casuals." She gets into life with Dan, marriage plans, and possibly bearing children. Jay performs field surgery on himself to eliminate skin tags and Bobby has other methods. An article is read about flatulence being healthy in a relationship. Everyone weighs in on a sighting of Dave Grohl's mistress. Casuals is a sports podcast for everyone, from the sports-curious to the sports-obsessed. Big Jay Oakerson's special "Them" is now available on YouTube. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, The Bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly. Alright, The Bonfire, Faction Talks, Sirius XM 103, Big J. Okerson, Katie Nolan hanging out with you. I like that. Let Bobby know. If he doesn't show up, she can jump right into this chair. Uh oh. He already is not happy with me. Yeah. Bobby's been taking it from all angles today. We did a pre-record earlier. What did we go to him for that for, too? I don't know. No additions, no.

No. I forget. Bobby's had a rough day. Thanks, Jacob. Oh, you don't eat this stuff, right? You're like a... I don't eat that. Oh, then eat this.

No, no. Jacob. Jacob. You're very particular about what you eat? I'm gonna eat dinner right after this. I no I brought it for you. Jacob you're very particular about what you eat I'm gonna eat dinner right after this I went and got it for you I'm getting yelled at The men here

Really upset with me. Not this guy I'm comfortable my own masculinity that this doesn't hurt me at all, but these two guys are freaking out Hey bud Hey bud Welcome Hey bud. Welcome back bud. Hey. Are we back on? Yeah bud we're back on. No it's okay. It's the Bonfire. Factor Talks here, section 103 of Big Jokers, Sid and Katie Nolan. Huh? There are no ads. Oh that's good. Hey Bobby. What's up girls? You're There are no ads. Oh, that's good. Hey, Bobby.

What's up, girls? You're terrified of Katie. She's frightened. Why? She's mean and frightening to me. She's not mean at all. You know, my family is big fans of you. Does that help?

No, does not. That means you're not. That would help. Her family enjoys you. My mom thinks you're cute. No, no, that's not what I said. I said my family. Grandmother thinks you're cute.

It's my uncle and my aunt. Right. Big fans of you. They're going to go nuts when I tell them I was here today. Terrifies me. It's one of my close friends' fiance. Thank you. I don't want to get that wrong.

Thank you. Because you seem to yell at me when I do. Well, because it reminds me how lazy I've been with planning a wedding. Well, I think, OK. Is that what you like to do to our guests? No, she, I love her. I love her since the day I met her.

Stop. I love her, but she scares me. Plus she's more, she knows more about dude stuff. Dude stuff. You don't know that much about dude stuff. Well, you do more than me. I get you. See, here's you, Bobby. Now, I know you're having trouble with that package. Do you like to have Katie open that package for you? You over there for me?

Katie, if you wouldn't mind just grab that open for him. There you go. Katie, America wants to know when is the you lose it for me. Hey, there you go champ No, she does terrify me. What America wants to know when is the big day when we don't know I have no idea We've not I was sort of focused on I was like look I got to get a job first And so now I've done that so now I have to plan a wedding It's just a lot a lot and I don't want it to suck because all of my family Well, yeah, and all of my husband's friends are the funniest people on earth. So it's like if it's not all of them

A lot of them Dan's very nice to a lot of people And so it's you know, I don't want to get made fun of I don't want my wedding made fun of this Justin silver going I don't know. Can I be honest with you? Just please invite him because Already things already weird. things are already weird. It's already weird. Is he going though now? To what? To what?

To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what?

To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? Oh, Josh asked if he could go. He has to say anything. But Josh was asking. But he probably knew. No, Josh was asking as a joke.

Oh, okay. Right, right, right. Because of the Justin one, but the Justin one was uncomfy. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't he offer to do something at the wedding for them? Yes.

No, no, that was Josh. Oh, okay. Josh started offering to DJ. And then Katie eventually was like, we have a DJ already. Just stop. But Josh was busting balls. We already have someone. already, just stop. But Josh was busting balls. We already have someone.

It was so funny. But Josh was busting balls. Josh was doing that as a joke to the thing, because it was, man. I didn't know the trash was doing it. Talk about the wind out of the sails of a game that was sending the Foot Off the Eagles to the Super Bowl for the second time in three years,

third time in seven years, with a good chance to win, and everyone in the room was just still like I know I mean weddings are fun, but I would I don't care if you get invited I don't know why it wasn't me. I listen I I understand wanting to be invited if I'm not invited I am very quick to flip that switch to being like nice. That is a responsibility that is all right my fucking place I don't have to can I don't have to cancel, something I don't have to. Love my Vecu and I want to be a part of this thing.

And for that I have to go to fucking Florida and you gotta do a whole, it's a thing. I wouldn't cancel a wedding for Uncle Vinny's. Huh? I wouldn't cancel a wedding for Uncle Vinny's. I'd be like, look, I got a gig. I mean, weddings are, I have such a big Irish Catholic family too

that they have weddings every week I don't I don't show up to any of them. Yeah Yeah, you know I was getting it anyways Don Don certainly was going to the plus one was up in the air. She's not coming She's on my side not yours, I say she Max, but he's probably loaded up with sports schedule. Yeah, you could take Max. This guy's too busy, he's doing two a day. You could bring Max and Max.

I don't know, this is hell week. Are you gonna do like a lope, or are you gonna go and have like a real wedding wedding? I think we're gonna have a real wedding in an ideal world, but we might end up a loping. I don't know, my mom would not be happy. In a lope, even if you had like the 20 people, important people there?

No, I think she'd be, she just would wanna be there. She keeps asking me, cause sometimes, like I think his Wikipedia said that he was married, or something happened and somebody was like, and my mom like called me. She was like, what is this? Is this me finding out? And I was like, no.

And can you not Google Dan? Why are you Googling Dan in the middle of the day? Nothing would make me, well this wouldn't make me happy, but it would be very intriguing to find out that Dan's a bigamist his entire life. Is that what it is, right? He's just got multiple relationships all over town. Oh, Katie, she's my midtown thing, for sure.

Oh, no doubt, she's my midtown thing. How excited are your parents about Dan? They love him. They love him. My mom, I hate this. When I go home and he comes with me, but we now have, my brother has a kid, so they usually get to stay in the house

and we now get a hotel. But before they had that baby, my mom would vacate her room, my dad in her room, she's the only one who sleeps there now, but we're pretending that they share that room. She leaves that bed and then gives that to me and Dan, because Dan won't fit on a pullout couch. When I come home alone, she's like, sleep on the couch. I do not care, you can sleep in the basement.

But when Dan comes home, she's like, sleep on the couch. I do not care. You can sleep in the basement. But when Dan comes home, she's like, we wash the sheets. The room is all set up for you. Do you need anything? It's disgusting. Do you know how much he farts in front of you? Because you don't have to treat a guy like that. Does he fart in front of you? Dan farted. Dan took a shit with the door open on our second date.

No. Yes. God, I love Dan. What? God, I love Dan. I think he says it on the air, actually. a shit with the door open on our second date no yes yes yes that the hotel and now I have to follow up with our second date being in a hotel and what that says about me as a person trash your Boston garbage what a part of Washington from my parents are from. I'm from Framingham. Oh, some Framingham gash. Mission airport.

That's root dog. He says that the hotel room didn't have a... It was one of those tiny little hotels. It was right around from where he filmed his special. I went to his special. We went to his party and then we went up to this hotel. And he says that there was no door on the bathroom because it was such a small... But all I know is like I've never...

I was immediately acquainted with how loud it is when he poops. It's just all farts. It's just like very fart heavy. I loved it. That's fucking crazy. It was crazy. That's not crazy.

But. That's crazy. No. I know, that's what's crazy. Listen. You're getting married. It doesn't smell. I grew up around, my father would rip ass and it reeked.

It was like a miserable experience when we would go to like travel tournaments and the family would sleep in two different beds in the same room. And my dad would just rip ass all night. It was nasty. Dan's is just, it's perfectly, it's funny. It's perfectly funny because it doesn't smell. Which is also crazy because he can't smell.

So if it did smell, he would just be out here having to worry all day. Clearing rooms. Wondering why he's so lonely. Danny's bum is from heaven, that's why. That's it. Little Danny boy can fly shit. When he opens those cheeks up, you just hear

tweedoo, tweedoo, tweedoo. Little wings on his asshole. Exactly, a chorus of angels. What a fucking great thing though to shit in front of, I mean, because you're very pretty. Oh thanks. To have a pretty girl and just shit. What a confident dude that is.

He had to poop because he had to go to the gun in the butt basketball game. That's what he was doing the next morning. I really feel, that's right, I really feel like Christine and me, maybe two, three times in all the years we've been living together, has had to do maybe like a handoff something

to while one of us is on the toilet. Yeah. Like I need toilet, there's no toilet paper, like hand through the door. But nothing where there would be a door would come up and I'd go, hey thanks, hey did we remember to? I'd be like, ah. He'll open the door now and if I see like upper thigh,

I just go like, I'm gonna close this. I don't wanna talk to you while you're like looking up at me. With your naked legs. Todd left a little skin in the toilet last week, I almost left her. You should've. And you should never look back.

I tried to pee it out and it wouldn't come. I was like, that was a hard. I've been there too. Oh my God. You're like, if I could pee it off, I'll stay with her. Yeah. If it sticks past my pee, I'm leaving. Yeah, it was beautiful.

Yeah, no, that makes total sense completely. But I would never, I don't want to see Christine shit at all. Something should stay. Listen, I'll tell you this too. When Christine, she'll come into the, and we have a shower curtain. It's like you don't see through the shower curtain. But Christine will just barge into the bathroom

when I'm in the shower, and I still, in the shower I go, oh, yes? That's because of your stomach. Huh? You have little freckles in your stomach. No, no, no. That's because of your stomach. Huh? You have little freckles in your stomach. No, no, no, that's a wiener and tit cover. You have little freckles on your stomach? No, it's an incurable disease.

Oh. Oh. What is it again? That's also a cute... Eudacarya pigmentosa. What is it called? Eudacarya pigmentosa. Yodacarya is the first word you say?

Eudacarya. Eudacarya. It's you are. Eudacarya. Eudac are. Eurydekarya. Pigmentosa. I'd have Christine bring up pictures but it makes me want to kill myself. There's a strong chance I won't make it till tomorrow if I look at pictures. Also when you Google it the pictures that come up are probably way worse than what he

has. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's where I was like I'm a monster. He has freckles. I'm a monster. I don't think you're a monster. He has the freckles that have turned him into a... You have a few belly dusts.

I'm a stupid ugly monster. And they're on my feet, you can't have them on my legs. Oh, I hate it. You have dots on your feet? I have bad, I have bad stupid dumb skin too. It's not that gross thing that you said. Thank you. But it's a separate gross thing.

I don't wish it on anybody. Yeah. I'm like not as smooth as I want to. I have like, I have keratosis pilaris, which is like your skin's always really bumpy I hate it. I'm like girls are supposed to be soft and smooth. What do you have Bobby? Liar sonnus athleticus? I have I Don't have anything. Yeah, I don't have your skin's perfect. I don't have skin So you didn't even know you know what I had when I was fat, but they went away

I don't have skin so you even know you know what I had when I was fat, but they went away Skin tags skin tags okay, that's a fat, but that's um that's a fat person thing for sure But what so you stomach no stretch marks? Because that would be fucking those stretch marks on my stomach, but I have side you know a little side one Yeah, but you can't see him until you know unless I get tan or something, but yeah The skin tags were bad though because when I got real heavy, it was just, they were getting fucking disgusting. Like Dawn was like, you gotta go do something.

She was like. They'll cluster up. Yeah, but when I lost the weight, it just went away. It was fucking weird. I'm a big believer in field surgery myself on things like that. Like if you want to, cause you're like, look at the tenuous little thing holding this on.

I could rip this. And I do. I could rip, you're not supposed to. Yeah, but it's attached to your heart and you'll bleed out. I know. No, I know, but it won't. If you put a tissue on it for long enough, it'll stop bleeding eventually.

The blood, blood, blood feeds it. Dan still, Dan still holds it against me. He had on, like right in the, on his sternum, one of those like, it was like a big, it looked like he had a big hole in his chest. And I like, you know, pushed the sides of it and got this big, I got like a ton of shit out of that. And then he went to a dermatologist and they were like,

she shouldn't have done that. Because now it's gonna fill, now we have to let it fill back up again before we, and it has not ever filled back up again. And I'm like, the doctor was a liar and I did you a service I got nasty stuff out of you do the right thing I had that ass cyst the doctors couldn't figure out and then Justin Silver sucked out the puss for me I just leave a story at that you picture how he did it any had two or three skin tags in my life nail clippers

That's the easiest way It's like getting it's like getting a it's like getting a needle. It's immediate You just you push down hard and comes off just tied off a dental you just picture yourself on a battlefield Just like I gotta do this tying it off with dental floss and it dies concept implies You're gonna be walking around with dangling dental floss off your neck for two days That's insane two days, and then they fall off. Two days, guess what? Nail clippers takes.3 seconds. But it bleeds.

For a few minutes. You're talking to this guy right here, I'm still walking around living, buddy. I can't see out of this eye. I don't know if that's gonna do with it, the tags were all here. And you have belly things. What belly things?

The little belly dots. Why are you bringing a bald shit? Am I here to cart yet? It's not old shit, it's new shit. Maybe that's how you got it. Skin tags? From cutting off a skin tag? No.

No? No, it's histamine is the actual thing. Oh, so you're like allergic to something. Overproduction of histamine in your body. So it creates like what is, is it's little, I take allergy meds every, two different kinds of antihistamines every day. Shit.

Pepsid and Claridin or something like that. Yeah. With the other one. Zizol? Be wise, I'll take Zizol. That one. Sometimes I switch to Zizol. Sometimes Allegra.

Because you take Zizol at night, and that's the best part. It makes you drowsy and you go to sleep. What is it for, for your nose? No, no, no, it's for, so it's just to keep the histamines down in my body. So what it is, it's these little red dots are like, they're just little like vascular explosions of like,

it's just histamines trying to go. That's kinda cool, you got little fireworks on your hands. Yeah, it's like an X-Men. Yeah, yeah. I remember you have powers. Yeah, except it looks like chicken pox. I have the power of chicken pox. But yeah, no, I hate it for sure. It's why I shower in the dark tell on that let me know what he says

Turn those lights on We've done speaking of farting in front of your partner We do have this here Bobby sent this because he loves the fart in the studio and his apparently do smell I don't fart anymore. What? And I changed since I stopped with the protein shakes. Because I was having two or three protein shakes a day to not have breakfast and the protein shakes I was having.

That ratio is not right. That ratio is not right. Yeah, I was having protein shakes and protein bars. In lieu of breakfast, I'm having 117 grams of protein. I'm having three shakes in a bar. It was 90 grams of protein. So I'd wake up, have a protein shake, then I'd have another one, and then during here I'd have a bar or something like that,

which was too much. Three blooms of raw broccoli. It was too much protein. It was terrible protein. And it was bad protein, too. It wasn't like... It was like... Liquid dairy. Was it like whey protein. That was bad.

So I quit that. I haven't fart since, right? You haven't fart since. I would call a doctor about that. I haven't farted in the studio since. And then I use cologne. I got shit for having too much cologne. You can't win.

Either you smell like shit or you smell good. Who said you're cologne's problem? There's DJ Lou Intrusive it's not bad intrusive is pretty bad Intrusive I don't like that smell. Yeah, you can send me to HR for saying that Bobby was intrusive. Yeah, dude. What the fuck using words. I got this clone was intrusive Now it's in my life.

Oh, now you're talking. Now it's like a salt. Wow. It's crazy. Of my nostrils, of my senses. Okay, great. I'm gonna lay off you, dude. I feel bad, I don't like this.

What? You're getting it from all angles today. I mean, it's all- I didn't think DJ Lou was gonna turn on you. It's your fault. I blame you. I blame you. Do not.

I do blame you. Why? I don't know, cause you're here. There's no reason. I'm taking the foot off the gas a little bit over here, buddy. You're great. Please don't you are great I like it. No, you're wonderful. I need it. And if these two can't see it, I don't want to be around them It's fine. I'm good. I'm good. She's on the phone. She lost she's already She's already, we lost her. I'm here. I looked down for two seconds.

She's like, this guy doesn't know what a running back is. The eight year old I play Fortnite with just texted me and asked me to play Fortnite and I said, I can't, I'm on the radio, no you can't listen to what it is. It's a family member, right? No, it's my friend's kid. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's my side piece. It's like a random eight year old. My eight year old side piece, we squad up. Well I know when you play online video games you can speak to random people. Yeah, yeah, I don't. random people and I hope you wouldn't have asked for a child's phone numbers Hey Wing Chen, we should be able to chat offline. What time is it right now in North Korea? You love online gaming yeah, that's a that's a family event. They have two PlayStations. I remember when we were getting PlayStation 5s.

I don't know, one of you... Dan got them for Christmas. He got us two. And then gave me one and I gave him and we gave them to each other. There was a mistake. They were like hard to get. Yeah. And so they each got one for each other.

And then I was like, well, that seems like chaos in the house. And it's like, no, we're gonna each keep them. And they just sit in opposite rooms and play video games. Sometimes with each other. It's pretty, yeah. Sometimes on headset with each other. I don't know, Dan, I mean, it sounds awesome. Sure.

It rules. Yeah, I mean, it's not, I mean, Don doesn't talk. Hey. You know what I mean? To play video games with my wife in other rooms? Buddy, it's not too late for us. We could find the right girl still. Don't stop.

Yeah, we could. She's out there. You work out together. I'll do it if you do it. But, hey, how about this? You want to up and leave our chicks? Yeah. And just never look back.

Yeah. And then we do what they're doing, except we don't get married. I can't cook Well, look, I can cook we get into the house first so I can really I would really wanted to feel what she's leaving Yeah, I want to be like Yo, you picked out a lot of this stuff So this must be difficult for you to see behind you as you walk away. Oh, you're gonna so so I'm they're gonna get my house I'll give her a car. I give every bitch I spent time with the car

Every girl I've ever put my penis in apparently things are welcome to a car at my expense so Christine take a car Pick a car any car No, not my truck. I need that for hauling. What if I decide to haul? I'm probably gonna haul eventually and we if I decide to haul? One of these days, I'm going to get into hauling. I'm probably going to haul eventually. And we're going to be happy we have this ram. Why are you getting a pickup truck? To haul? Haul what?

Stuff one day. OK. What if I need lumber? I think I'm going to get into woodworking. I think I'm going to get into cooking a lot more now that I have a kitchen. And now that you have a yard, you're going to have to take stuff to the dump?

Yes, absolutely. You have to haul your bags of leaves to the dump. Probably have to haul leaves. She's not gonna haul leaves, you're gonna hire one. That's right. And they're gonna rake your backyard and. I'm gonna like, esta uso truco? No.

What, that is on the nose Spanish. Jacob, fact check me. Jacob, farting in front of your partner is a sign of a divorce healthy relationship, which is crazy healthy relationship Yeah, I think cuz it's like natural. So if you can do it You know both ways. Well, here's the thing if the partner doesn't give a shit if someone doesn't Like it on the other end I don't see it's healthy if it's yes Assault your partner with by farting on them if they say please stop you're like, this is a healthy relationship

You fucking shit pink eye into my face Come on this is how oh, that's how you know, we love each other. Would you do me the? Come on. This is how oh, that's how you know. We love each other. Would you do me the? Becoming mrs. Me the happiest man in the world I I've never been in a relationship this healthy before. Buddy, I think it's cute once in a while, like Dawn will toot, but she'll walk somewhere. She'll start walking and I'll be like,

whoa, whoa, whoa, did you just toot? She'll just start laughing. I think that's cute. But if she farts, she doesn't outright fart, that's disgusting. Every once in a while, a little one will slip out when she's walking or in the kitchen and I'll be like, what was that? She'll be like, she'll just start laughing.

She won't even acknowledge it, which I think is adorable. But if she farted farted, I would probably be like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I treat Christine's farts like strikes. It's, or like cigarettes almost. Like everyone she lays like everyone she lays. You burn everyone she lays is seven years off of our relationship.

I hope that far was worth it because I just took seven years off your relationship life. You know, fire in front of him, right? Not awake. Not awake. I mean, that's where we all get screwed is like the first time you sleep over and you wake up the next morning and you're like, did I do anything in my sleep? And they always are like, yeah up the next morning and you're like, did I do anything in my sleep? And they always are like, yeah, you farted.

And you're like, no! Let me take that back. Not awake unless she believes I'm out of range. And Christine, which she's not good at, is being able to monitor the volume of it. So sometimes I'm just in another room of a fucking small apartment. And she, and its one of those ones

We were like she even knows like you guys are just start laughing because you can't blame this on dog This was the dog we'd have to take her to the hospital It was like When you're just a long one just like like like you're alone Yeah, when I'm alone, smoking a cigarette in the other room sometimes. I try to keep it low. You like tea kettle it?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what, is that what it's called? Cause I like that a lot. When I take one, it could've just, it probably just been like a brr, like one of those. But I just go, brr. And I try to see how long I can keep it low and controlled.

And then you wanna see if you can go like, reee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, put the fuckin' tip on it. Yeah. That's sick. I think farting is probably the funny, the most original funny, funniest thing on the planet. Right, not in the same room.

But what universally makes everybody in the world laugh? Yeah, usually farts. But a fart. The sound, yeah. There's no language barrier. When people fall down. Falling down, that's a good one. As long as they're not old and hurt. Fat people falling is great. Fat people falling is good,

but fat people farting is better than fat people falling. No, no, because those aren't the embarrassing farts. There's nothing funny when a fat person on a plane sits down and one sneaks out. Oh. Plus all the different sounds of farts have names. They are unique, like snowflakes. I think something I've never had in my life, and I didn't know who to look for. And one sneaks out. Ah. Ah. Plus all the different sounds of farts have names. Yeah, they are unique, like snowflakes.

I tell you something, I've never had in my life. And I didn't know who to bl- And I didn't want to say. I don't know, I was frozen. And for someone who talks to the crowd so much, and let's talk about everything happening right here in this moment, one of my shows this week,

I don't know, when I was in Ontario, it just started, you know, running on the stage, smelling terrible. I'm like, oh shit, somebody fucking in the front row just farted onto the stage. Oh no. And I couldn't, you know, you couldn't tell. You're just in a fart cloud. It's one of four people and there's nowhere to go.

No. You just gotta sit there and wait for it to dis, that was crazy, I didn't acknowledge it at all. You didn't say to them, like, thanks for leaving me with this. At my show, I'm up here already trying to do something difficult. I didn't, because I would have.

You're gonna drop that on me? Did you get the potato skins? I can taste it. Oh, it was one of those, again, it was a, you know, I did a challenge once where I had to do a shot of whiskey and not cry or make noises, and it was very, very difficult. Similar thing, it was a real test of endurance.

I was up there and I was going like, I could dry heave right now, because this thing is so ripe. And and I'm just gonna stead be like I fired on stage at the comedy connection with Alan so bad The lady in the front row of the husband she punched her husband. Oh, that's and blamed him She's like you have she's like what she fucking farted. It made me so happy. You Jeff Dunham, you Jeff Dunham dear fart. You fucking threw it.

No, that was peanut. It was bad though. I farted on stage a few times. I mean more than once. There was somebody farting on stage on Marco Island. I just, and I kept, I'm like, did somebody fart? And I kept acknowledging, and I think it was an old guy just kept tooting.

At a fish restaurant? Yeah, everyone's come out here, brrk, brrk. And I was like, someone I think it was an old guy just kept tooting. Had a fish restaurant? Yeah, everyone's come out here, brrk, brrk, and I was like, someone's fighting right here. And he wouldn't acknowledge it. In elderly Florida, for sure. That was some elderly old dude. My friend got married right across the street

from that club, and I went down with Dan, and Dan was like, Marco Island, there's a comedy club here. I was like, no chance. No, no, when you guys went there, it wasn't there anymore. It was like a restaurant. Just a fish restaurant, but you guys went there, it wasn't there anymore. And it was like a restaurant now. Just a fish restaurant, but that used to be the comedy show.

He showed me. Now it's in Naples. He was like, this was where I bombed, right over here. Yeah, everybody bombed at that fucking club. I did well there. I did good, too. I didn't have a... I tell you, I don't recall that being a bad set at all.

Patrice bombed there so bad that the parents of the owner hated him, and he called me from the place and was like, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you for recommending this place. Because he took such a hot one. He walked like 15 people. I heard Gary Goldman took a toughie there. It seems like a difficult place for comedy.

It's a horrible situation. I just start... That's when all the skills that I have from just playing for black crowds that as soon as you get on stage already hated you and winning them over help me do okay in those kind of situations. I don't remember being a fantastic show I just remember like for the situation like I got through it fine. And an open kitchen so you watching the guys cook fucking halibut. Weird. The screams of lobster. Yeah. Oh my god. And And I mean it. And then coming out with everything's boiling

and sizzling and shit. There was so much shit that was on stage. They had all this fishing nets, and they had a great white shark on the stage. But you are hearing the real, like, line cook, like the sizzling and then like the ding ding ding. Oh, my god. Ding ding ding.

Order up. Don't stress me out. It was terrible. The new club's not bad, though. It's pretty, they actually took the bar out, so now it's just a big open showroom. Ding ding! Order up! Don't stress me out. It was terrible. The new club's not bad though. They actually took the bar out, so now it's just a big open showroom. It's a shit hole run by a hunk of garbage.

True, that's a way to put it too. Yeah, yeah. It's a fucking fish restaurant, it's a piece of shit. Fuck that guy. Captain Brian. It wasn't that bad this time. This was the best time ever. You jerk off your dad.

Yeah, he was there. His dad? The mom and dad were there. Oh, captain, oh yeah? Yeah. Mom and pop, Captain Brian? Yeah, she's sweet though. She gave me meatballs one time.

What does that mean? No, no, she gave me meatballs, that's what it is. Please bring up a picture of Captain Brian. I also have to, I do want to get into this, what Christine has up, because what Dave Grohl blew up his life for was The shock was shocking. You saying she's not hot enough? I guess we can take a left.

No. Take a subject left, I guess. Is Jacob, are you trying to say she's not hot enough? No, I wanna see the rest of this. I want you to see this. What are you bringing up, Christine? I'm sorry. What?

Trying to find a picture of him. He said bring up Captain Brian. What are we talking about? I said to bring up picture of Captain Brian. Oh my goodness. There he is. Oh my goodness. What's he, what was he holding there?

Microphone. Yeah, that's for the best. Do you know what he's a captain of? No, I'm asking you, nobody knows. Yeah. Oh. Jay, is this the guy that insists on doing a show in the car with you? Yes.

This is the guy that insists on doing a car. He sent me a message Yes. This is the guy that insists on doing a show in the car. He sent me a message not long ago again saying, hey, we should be able to bury the hatchet. I think we could do big things together. I love that. Yeah, he just, he goes, would you do my podcast while you're in town? And I was, it was so awkward, he's driving me to press. And I was like, uh, I was like, I guess so, man. And then he just hit a button in his car,

and the back of the light goes on, it says live. And they interviewed me in his fucking car. I was dressed for radio. I got up in the morning, I'm like, you know, I'm like this. I'm just going to radio, I figure. Like, who cares? Worst thing I'd do is take a picture. Now I'm like, sitting in a car doing fucking, uh.

Did he drive, or you're just parked? He drove. No, driving. You're driving, and the back, there's a thing that flops up that says lie. On air is what it says. It's on air. And then you had to, did you then have to

at the end of the ride go do press at a real place? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, and then he tells me that he does the social media for Martin Lawrence and he's got all these big things going on, but nothing big is going on. No. There's nothing big going on with Captain Brian.

Maybe. And then what he did famously to me was kept having me listed there for a Sunday when I was leaving Sunday. I was never booked for Sunday, but they made a mistake on the website. I told him all weekend, he has to fix that. He said to Tandil, don't worry about it.

And then that night when people showed up for my show, he told them that I bailed. So fuck Captain Brian. Yeah, I just made a lot of money there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And free fish. And you get to sit in some old man's fart. If that's the kind of thing you're into.

Yeah, I guess you're into it. Yeah. All right, Jacob. One of the few people I hate. You hate this guy. Yeah, I mean, it's not too much energy to say I actively hate him. It's just one of those guys that pops up.

It's like Soul Joel. I'm like, oh, just deal with they're just scuzz balls in the business I mean everything to exploit that fucking situation Weasel weasels, I Watch a lot of his content. Oh, he's so Joe. Well guys got soul, but he's not a soldier Weird captain Brian wanted me to promote his alcohol. Yeah, soldier and Captain Brian, two white guys I do not like. I think you see a rhythm here.

He wanted me to do his alcohol, his rum, and his vodka. He was like, I want you to promote it for me. Nice. And I'm like, I'm 38 years sober. Yeah, yeah. And he's like. But who better of a person? So good I came back.

I thought I'd never be back, but I'll tell you you what the smell of this stuff made me had to get back I had to have it lost my wife lost my kids, but that's just more room for more bottles of this shit Good bless. Um, you want to bring I know we only have a few minutes left But Jacob wants to see the I'm actually curious about this too the Dave Grohl. I've asked about this recently I'm like that thing got so Dave Grohl had a baby with some lady mm-hmm and what was it was it like October 6th or something something happened at the timing of that where it was like the next day we were consumed by something else it may have been the attack on Israel it very well may have been because... He's the only person on earth that when that

happened he was like whew. Finally. Thank you Gaza. God bless you Gaza. But so they found the woman now. We know who it is and it's this 38 year old woman who loves... She's claiming. She's in the music. Tattooed music buff 38 confirms she's the mother. I mean, she reached the top of the mountain. She just fueled generations of people that will love to follow around rock stars, because now they see there's hope. I thought it was a chubby chick with the hiking sticks on the right.

Oh, no, that's for Zet-bound. That's to help monitor severe plaques arises. Oh, she's pretty. But you're right, though. She is just some chick. Yeah, she's just like a normal girl, but you know she's a total fucking music nerd. And they just geeked out together.

I noticed the kids wearing a retarded helmet. No, that's a- With a Metallica sticker. It's like to help form their skull. It's to form their skull. Yeah, because they're retarded. Oh, but it does say Metallica on it. It's because when you're a baby,

some of their skulls are flat, their heads are flat. When you're with Tom. No, they wear it to put it on so it shapes the head. Oh my god, that's such a disgustingly, if you're gonna blur his face, don't post that picture. That's an insane zoom in on the baby but blur his face. That's crazy. Yeah, it looks like the silence of the lamb's moth.

What are we doing? Yeah, it looks like the fucking it looks like the sounds that a lamb's moth Doing they're like we would never show you a baby, but look at this baby. She has all the bands that she's Dude Who sports tattoos of Paul McCartney lyrics and the Metallica logo yes, she's like she right? She's one of those. Even if she had kids from all those people? Also, this girl would have just blown you. Or she would have let you use a condom or pull out or any number of things that would have stopped this moment from happening.

Yeah. But we don't know if it's allegedly. What is this news outlet whose bottled blonde locks resemble those of Grohl's? Is this The Post? The Post. Yeah. You can always tell The Post. Christine, I say please, all my Dave Grohl's, is this the post? Yeah. You can always tell a post.

Christine, I say please, all my Dave Grohl information from WSJ. Oh, he was, yeah, that guy, by the way, he hasn't missed a beat. All that crazy thing happens and it's still out there and everyone's just like, Dave Grohl, man, who cares? There's no, no one gives a shit. I do think he stopped touring.

Huh? I think he stopped touring. He has never stopped. No, no a shit. I do stop touring. Huh? I think he stopped He has never stopped. No. No, this is after way after no, he has never stopped He hasn't stopped. No, no that tour was done and then now he's just not touring but he shows up to everything He's on everything. Yeah, he was at SNL 50, right? Yeah. Yeah, but he is a rock star Yeah, I mean this is kind of what rock star understand, but I'm saying usually there's much more outcry for like his wife. And almost like a thing of like a, I don't see like the pockets of like fuck Dave Grohl,

like women even coming together and being like, fuck Dave Grohl. I saw some of it, I saw a little bit of it. But then I think what happened is they came out with a fake story, somebody came out that was 21 years old or something, some young girl was like, it's me. And then everybody was like, oh my god, it's this girl and she's young.

Oh, of course, Dave Grohl puts a baby in a young fit. And then immediately people were like, that's actually fake, that's not real. Do you know who Nirvana is? I don't know. I did see comments on this. And then it's kind of being a middle-aged dumpy chicken like that's funny.

Hey! Ah, shut up. People are like, oh, it's kind of nice that it's not some 20-year-old. She put in the work. She put in the work. Good for her. And she got what she wanted.

A load from Dave Grohl. Yeah, that's right. Right up her chute. She is the queen of the mandates. She's so lucky that baby took. And then it fertilizes the egg. And then nine months later, a baby comes out, Jacob. Yep.

Is this your first time hearing this? Yeah, someone has to have to talk with him. Oh my goodness. His father had to talk, but it was very Jewish. How? He's like, the woman did a thing and a boop and a boop. How lucky is it that egg worked? Hmm?

Because she's 38. Oh, they were together. No, no, that's his wife. I think that's his wife. No, that's her. Well, I think that's why they said it looks like her. They have similar hair. What a weird thing to cheat on your wife with a lady who kind of looks like your wife. That's not even that much younger. It's like just have her put a wig on or something. I don't know. Maybe he was drunk. Or maybe he's in love.

Maybe this girl rules. Who's this down here? Is that his family? That's his family. That's his family. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I on or something. I don't know. Maybe he was drunk Or maybe he's in love. Maybe this girl rules. Who's this down here? Is that her his family? By the way, I like every time every time they split every time they split it goes grow admittedly cheating on her He goes yeah, we just it's always gonna be that He goes he broke up from his longtime girlfriend. Let me go cheating. Yeah. Yeah, he's a rock star probably Good for him. Sure. Well, also this wasn't something, it wasn't found out.

It really did come out with his statement that this happened. It was going, I bet she was laying out. And he was like, all right, here we go. I had a baby outside a wedlock. Don't look into it, please, be cool. But I did it. I wonder about stuff like that.

And you're closest with him. I wonder if you would even have any insight into this. I thought that was interesting, because I heard, I've never been on inside track on something like this before. I think CAA or somebody's CAA called me on a Sunday night and was like, gonna be a crazy day tomorrow. And I was like, what?

He goes, the Louis CK stuff's coming out. Those girls are gonna say stuff about Louis CK. And I'm like, wait, that's known before it happens? He goes, oh yeah. I knew about it. I knew about a week before it was gonna happen. That's crazy. Like that kind of, you feel like that's just something

you wake up one day and they go, dude, you read the post? This is like, they were like, yep. I feel like they said, like almost you're saying. I think it was like a week of notice they were like, yo. They probably reach out for comment and then when they're like, they meet with their teams and they're like, oh shit, this is happening. He knew about it.

No, no, I'm sure he did, I don't know how you got there. He told me, I was with him when he was like, oh, some stuff's gonna happen. Yeah? Yeah, it was weird. And then he finished on your chest. No. Anyway, Bobby, thanks for letting me open for you here in Naples.

He finished in my mouth. Yeah, no evidence. That was his mistake. I'm not a was his mistake. You know what I agree with you Bobby. Louie's mistake was not finishing in their mouths Oh my god. You heard it here first Katie Nolan backs it up Don't co-signs that you should have finished in their mouths. No evidence Black blue send it off. It's in record now casuals with Katie Nolan. I've got another confession to make. That's it. Just end the show. Just end the show.

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