The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Solo Play with Chris Stanley

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

The great Chris Stanley of "The Bennington Show" fills in for Robert Kelly who is on a comedy cruise. Why do people always fall off the boat and die on cruises? Where are the helicopters? Christine fact-checks if Jared Leto has a cult, island getaway for ladies. Christine ruins yet another bit by letting facts get in the way of funny. This time, she let's Jacob know that a fan is a woman and not a trans person like he believed. They analyze a news story of a woman accusing Usher of giving a lady herpies. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Almond brothers what's left of them the bones of the Almond brothers are about to perform not 15 feet from here The people are lined up outside like crazy. I have a nitrous tank lined up outside like crazy. I have a nitrous tank that I'm selling balloons. 20 bucks a balloon but you have to remember to blow back into the balloon to keep some of that nitrous. I took so much nitrous at the gathering of the Juggalos this year and found that I was doing it wrong. I was having a blast. Nitrous or galaxy gas? Same thing but galaxy gas is the flavored one. Oh no it was just nitrous. Boom you're old. Boomer. Bo Galaxy Gas is the flavored one. Oh, no, it was just Nitrous. Boo, you're old. Boomer.

Fucking boomer, not hitting Galaxy Gas. I didn't know you're supposed to blow back in and take it in and blow back in. I just would just take it in and let it go like I'm doing helium. No, you're wasting it. I'm wasting so much of it. Oh, my god. I would only get the wah wah wahs for like 10, 15 seconds.

I always heard that the Nitrous Mafia is in Philly. Like Philly just controls Nitrous on the East Coast. Well, I thought, but it's all- I hope they'll come after me. I heard it's all fish based. It is, a lot of it's fish based. It's all at the fish show. People have died.

Oh yeah, oh yeah. I know kids who are like fucking Whippet heads, addicted to Whippets, and this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, like cocaine. Okay, I get that, but Whippets? me and Christine met a guy on mayhem fest tour that worked on the tour That was like and he was a good worker. I guess cuz they had him heavily employed You know, he's like a roadie type sure setting everything up And he was just a flighty guy and he came over one point

And I was like, how about this people like can you drink like can you really get fucked up on like cough like? Robotussin cough medicine he was like oh, yeah, I used to pound that stuff man. It gets you really fucked up quick Oh, yeah, and I was like yeah, what is the question I asked him? I was really I was like I'm just stop. I think you just stopped and he was like no no I think I'm like pretty fucked up from this Explain there's a person lasting effects one time in college I ate a bunch of core seed in which is the same thing as robo tripping but just pills So I look an entire package of it then I had a class I had to go to history of math

I'm not doing math the history of the history of math and then I remember at one point like I was fully tripping It was a bad trip. It was a shape trip from beginning to end. I raised my hand in the class, which I never did and then from beginning to end. I raised my hand in the class, which I never did, and then nothing came out. Like, no, I started talking gibberish, and the fucking teacher was like, just shaking his head at me, and then I left. You're like, oh, is this not Latin class? Apologies, apologies. It's the Bonfire, Faction Talks, Series XM 103, Big J. Okerson, the great Robert Kelly is recovering apparently from the Calta cruise Which I can only assume was Neurovirus fun. Yeah, we're full of neuro virus the Calta cruise

God bless him. I think I hope my cruise days are behind me. I hope so Sitting in the Bobby Kelly chair. We have a fantastic guest host everyone You know from the Bennington show, right here on Faction Talk, as well as High Society Radio on the guest digital network. How about it for the hilarious Chris Stanley with us? Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There's a new Rich Person Cruise commercial that was playing during the playoffs, and it may seem like there's no one but four people on the cruise.

That was the entire commercial, when it's just gonna be rich people, but a lot of them, it's bullshit. Now, well, they got, every time they keep showing these nicer ones, I'm like, oh, like Royal Caribbean, I've never been on Royal Caribbean. Maybe that's the one that's actually like, holy shit. No, man.

Yeah, look at these, but at the end of the day, no matter how nice the glass or fixtures are, you're on a fucking boat. You're on a boat and you're probably gonna murder your wife or girlfriend. Wait, sorry, she falls off. There's a strong chance you're gonna murder someone. The one I got off the Burt Kreischer cruise last year,

the next one that went out was like a thousand tons of steel cruise or whatever. And I guess, I don't know what band it was, I'd love to find out what band was on, Tesla, but someone chucked, someone went off, someone off the side. And it's a wrap. They don't even pretend that they're gonna

do something about it. Oh, no, no, no, no, like, oh, they were lost at sea. Yes. But they don't even have like a- It's like we're cavemen. Well, let's send the coordinates to coast. No, no, no. It's like, they're dead.

No, yeah, they're dead. They're gone. It's over. Open water. You would think they'd have like a helicopter on the cruise, right? There's enough room. Just take off one water park. I'll tell you what, I've never thought of that, but I don't understand why they have

not the way you just did so fast. Why is there not a helicopter with a huge light to go down and save anyone who falls off the boat? It seems very doable. All you need is like a mash style helicopter with them tiny ones Yes, the long fucking and then a ladder. That's a honey cut went down though Same helicopter RIP dog RIP our audience is either too young or too old to get that right. My mom, that was the saddest thing in the world to her. BJ Honeycutt dying in a match. No, it was not BJ. Trapper? No. What the fuck? Who went down? Henry Blake. That was the character's name? Yeah. Oh. Regardless. My mom was sad about it, not me. Don't let him fuck your flow. Also, like, also Gale Sayers, or the Brian song.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, that was the, but that was, my mom used to cry over that one too a lot. Oh, hell yeah, man, that fucked people up in the 70s. Like, I just watched mass reruns at 11 o'clock, like in the early 90s with my parents. Oh yeah. And they were like, this is a show

that's gonna teach you a lot of stuff. I don't know about this. Yeah, it teaches you that if you dress like a woman, they still won't let you not go into the military. And that's never been more appropriate than 2025. The show, a lot of people say it was ahead of its time. Sure was about the forgotten Korean War. Do you think, what factory you think you're going to work in?

Because there are factory stuffs coming back. We're all gonna have factory jobs. We're going back? Yeah, oh yeah! Trump's bringing all the factories back. Yeah, we're gonna fucking like four or five years. There's the mesh thing. Yeah, there's the mesh thing. The 4077. You don't think that could just one pilot and a ladder. Look, there's a fucking- Listen, you're able to get a fucking comedian on every cruise ship You could probably get a helicopter pile. That's on call for people falling off. Hey, enjoy a free cruise free food and just

Don't be hammered. Yes. You know what to so they could take ships. Oh, yeah They on day off. I don't want dudes hammered Safety helicopter. All right, I'll get him. I'll get him Son of a bitch should I forgot my ladder? It's the I only needed one thing in this I'm gonna come in super low Are you conscious it's a rest let's be there at 19 to 25 people back to that 19 to 25 people go missing from Missing it's a funny way to put it. They were murder

It's murder every time it's I bet it's I Bet it's murder far more than suicide. Oh Why wouldn't you fucking pay to go on that? We're just gonna drive you more towards suicide going on a cruise It should but I think suicide off a cruise. It sounds like a terrible death. Like, at best, hope that the, you know, we all work off of just old wives tales of what happens. Sure. But I hope it's the one where you get sucked immediately under and fanned out. Oh yeah, that's the best way to go. That's the best scenario. The worst case scenario is watching a party drive away

from you while you're being circled by fins. 24-hour party. Come back, party. Especially the cruises I go on. I just see fucking POD on the poop deck. Nobody can hear me. No! I feel so alive.

I don't. The irony. Oh my god, that'd be the worst, worst dude to see a cruise ship going away. It's not even like a quiet thing. It's a fucking party at sea. And by the way, only really I think ever a few miles from the shore. Is it 24 hour booze?

I've never been on a cruise. Is it 24 hour booze, 24 hour party? Yep. That's pretty sick. Yeah, it is in that regard. If you're a booze bag, it's the way to fucking party. And I guess if you go on a cruise, just like a Carnival Cruise Line,

there's probably pussy to be had. Oh, hell yeah. But I will say the ones that I do are not that kind of party. No? No, no rock, ship rocked? Yeah, that sounds like a goddamn. The Impractical Joker's cruise. Yeah. Which ironically is the only one that me and Christine got laid

on ever. The old, remember the Pussy Posse from Leonardo DiCaprio? Of course. What if they started doing a cruise? Where it's like everyone but Leo. Yeah. Who was in the Pussy Posse? I can't remember. It would take David Blaine, I think. David Blaine. It would take days though before the girl started to realize, alright, I'm not going to get to the Pussy Posse? I can't remember. It would take David Blaine, I think. David Blaine! It would take days though before the girl started to realize, alright, I'm not gonna get to the Pussy Posse. I might as well start fucking the fat guys up on the deck. See, exactly! Yeah, but you have to wait until day four.

Day four though, you gotta be ready to go. Yeah. Because it's gonna be raining. Hard as fuck, hell yeah. It's gonna be raining ass. Toby Maguire, who's fucking him? Lucas Haas. Another one, Lucas Haas, he was like his mom drank.

I can't fucking. His fucking eyes are too far apart. These guys are in a posse. Yeah, Kevin Connelly, who's balding in high school. Yeah, yeah. Toby McGuire's a dork. The pussy. They're getting his runoff.

But that's what it is. DiCaprio got guys. He's not competing. You're right. You know what I mean? It wasn't going to be him and guys. He's not competing. You're right. You know what I mean? It wasn't gonna be him and Brad Pitt are going out to get pussy posse. That would be a hell of a pussy posse though.

That would, but two guys getting all the pussy. It's really a pussy duo, not so much a posse. But it is, we're all, you know, we all picked ourselves a turtle, unfortunately, on the posse. Oh God. Is the problem, being like the other guy. It's shilling fucking tequila.

I've never wanted to be in some super hot guy's immediate shadow because it's gonna hurt for a girl to get rejected only to come reject you. Oh, God, that's bad. They're like, oh my God, I was so horny for Leo DiCaprio. I'm not gonna fuck you. But I'm in the posse. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look, think of the name. But I'm one degree Kevin Bacon from him. Speaking of pussy posse's, do you know about, who's the, Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars? They put a, they do like a festival every year. On his little area? On his little, he has an island I think in Croatia. Yeah.

And it's like a R-Fest, okay? And then, I'm allegedly, allegedly. Oh yeah. Cause it's all just like young women women and it's just Jared Leto Yeah, it's all a band. I don't even think it's just Jared Leto It's not the band. It's him and a thousand women. Yes on an island It's ridiculous and then he wears all white like a psycho and he makes everyone wear all white Could you imagine having that? It's again is that Jim Morrison thing when I interviewed Robbie Krieger?

I was so happy when he told me that Jim Morrison did have a side of him that would come in a room and be like, hey, did you guys hear that? And you're like, what? Like, he did have that side though. That's great. I'm so happy to hear that because it seems intolerable to be like, hey, Jared Leto's around,

you wanna invite him to your Super Bowl party? Like, nah, dude, I'm not gonna let this fucking guy weird everybody out all night, sit in Indian style with his fucking, both of his heels on his knees. I think he has a cult. Yeah. And then it's like six grand.

Is he gonna wear shades the whole time? Because he is. He is. Guess what, dude, that's Morbius. Don't fuck with Morbius. So I'm saying, what's this guy's downtime where he's just being a dude? There is, oh, there is none. No, no, no, no, there is none. You think he's waiting being a dude? There is, oh there is none.

No, no, no, no, there is none. You think he's waiting for GTA 6 to come out or something? Hell no, no. He's fucking, he's doing the logistics on the next fucking. Pussy fest. The pussy fest, yeah. I mean he's, I bet the guy's a monster. All right, diddy parties and freak offs are a thing.

I think there's a freak off situation, allegedly. Oh for sure. But I gotta be honest with you, I'm nervous that I feel like a couple of those girls-offs are a thing. I think there's a freak-off situation, allegedly. Oh, for sure. But I gotta be honest with you, I'm nervous that I feel like a couple of those girls behind him are like 14. Is that possibly the case? He's on an island in Croatia, I think. Oh, it's okay there?

I don't know, to be honest. I don't know. It's not good regardless, even if it's okay there. Yeah. Did he, did he, is he still got his looks? Because remember, there's that cut-off one day. He's never been hotter, dude. Look at him, he's that cut off. He's never been hotter, dude. Look at him.

He's a fucking god. He's still pretty hot. But he is aging, yes. But like John Stamos, I think, finally aged. He looks fantastic. He's John Stamos catching a stray when we're talking about Jared Leto. Sorry.

Well, I'll tell you, Jacob. Jacob, I'm going to agree with you there. What happens is, is is their skin at some point Whatever is between the skin the epidermal level and the skull Yeah goes away and what is happening is their eyes start being like no matter what they look like They look like Jim Henson puppets They're all like they're like deep eye sockets and big eyes, and they start to shrink, and their neck looks tiny coming out of shirts, and John Stamos has hit that.

Really? I haven't seen him lately. Jared Leto hasn't hit that yet. How old is Jared Leto? I'm gonna guess 49. No, I think he's over 50. I wanna say in his 50s, yeah. What the fuck? He looks amazing. He looks amazing. This dude's a stud.

Whack don't crack. How many more island party years does he have left? Oh, I think infinite, cause as long as his dick works. How old is he? Jared Leto. Sorry. 53. All right.

53. I was in the right area. He's doing good. Damn dude. And making so much money. 53 can look like you, Bobby Kelly, or Jared Leto. What a fucking rainbow. That's what makes this planet a miracle.

And that's why we are all God's children, I guess. God damn, dude. Can you find the website to his fest? Oh, God, he looks great. The fuck fest? Because there is ridiculous prices for the all-inclusive to get a bungalow. Oh yeah, I bet.

And that's what bands are doing now. They're just like. Hey, he goes, if you want to wake up with Jared's cock in your mouth, that's going to be, now you can do it daily, or you can buy a package for the entire week. We will come to your bungalow and tea bag you. I'll take the CNC package. Thank you so much.

I can't afford that. Sorry, I'll have to go to JOI. Just give me some jerk off instructions. Alright, there will be a 27 inch LCD TV in there playing JOI from Jared Leto. Jared Leto sitting in a throne, giving you, in a throne but with one of his knees up like this. Giving you jerk off instructions. Tease your butthole. Okay Jared.

Trace the opening with your finger now. Oh, that feels good. Never thought of that before. And he goes, mm, you're doing it. Is this a pre-record? He's like a wizard, he's just doing it from a room. Hello, all. Oh, it's a live, actually it's a live stream. It's a live stream.

And it's also on Twitch. What a fucking weirdo. I'm trying to find tickets. It says like go to their website and look for an events or Mars Island section. Never mind that. I'm sorry. It's called Mars Island. That's fucked. This is tour dates.

Mars is a planet dude. It's not an island. Yeah this is a... Damn. Alright hang on. To get tickets to Jared Leto's Mars Island Festival in Croatia. Croatia. You typically need to purchase packages through the band's official website or related platforms. They often include accommodation, food,

and access to the concerts and activities organized by the band. How to potentially get tickets. Check their website. Follow the band's social media. Okay, these are all good. Is this for, who is this for? The obvious answers?

I don't know, check Ticketmaster, dipshit. This is the power of artificial intelligence. Thanks, Google Gemini. Be prepared to pay a premium. They start around $1,600 and the VIP packages go to $8,000. That's what I want. Yeah, for sure. Jay, you and I will go there and we'll fucking suck him off.

Oh yeah, absolutely. We should make a real big deal about if he doesn't let men go. No, you have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you have to. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you have to. I'm paying, we're both getting $8,000 packages. Guess what, Jared?

We're not like those young girls you're using. I don't have to just take the basic JOI package. I'm coming in for the morning beach. I'm doing the whole thing. Oh, a morning face fuck. Face fuck to completion. Oh, is this a gag? I'll put it in thanks I guess they put the towel over your face and just drop cock right in your mouth. Am I getting waterboarded? What is this Christine? Are you showing me a real doll? I should buy Everyone should buy is that a fuck doll I should get are you wondering that's fucking wait a second that said price

ticket ranges can go up to oh 42,000 Kuna Kuna what the fuck are Kuna Croatians are idiots. They really are stupid assholes get on the euro First of all your your place sounds like it sucks. It doesn't though. It's it's go it's like It's like where everyone in Europe goes for vacation when it's not war torn. No, it's not has been worn torn since like the 80s Yeah, I know it I know but I watched that one documentary about Vlady Devoch and Tony Kukoc. I think it looks like it sucks Well, I guess you're more informed than I am. Yeah, it seemed like there was a whole thing They really didn't like each other because the countries were fighting and what year was this? I'm gonna call that early 90s, perhaps.

See, that's what I said. Let me see. Oh, look at that. The shot Game of Thrones there. Beautiful, beautiful place for battleships to show up. Oh, filthy Europeans are just fucking and snorting there. This looks like though where you get killed by Trojan horse attack.

It looks like it's all, it is Lord of the Rings-y. Well, yeah, Game of Thrones was shot there. That city, Dubrovnik, Lord of the Rings II. Well, yeah, it was Game of Thrones was shot there that like that city Dubrovnik That was a King's Landing Protect your home with a flaming arrow. Oh, that's great. That is pretty cool You know what when I said it out loud, I feel bad that I was shitting on it It sounds like a great idea trebuchet See oh man, how many people die falling off that cliff?

So many who do you think dies more on Shiprocked or this cliff? Oh, Shiprocked, for sure. Probably, for sure. There's so many unhappy marriages on Shiprocked. There is. And these are the moments, you see a lot of those. A lot of the marriages kept together by their mutual love for five finger death punching

and the like. And this is the weekend where they come together and they don't care, they're both fat, wearing nothing. See? They just live it, they don't give a shit. They have positive body dysmorphia. Oh my God, dude, Gathering of Juggalos, you get more pussy if you have a colostomy bag there.

They're happy if you are scarred and weathered. Let me see that bag, dog. They really, yeah, it's like they really, fat guys take their shirt off at the Gathering of Juggalos, they're like, why wouldn't I treat everybody to this? I'd be doing a disservice to the audience if I didn't show them these beautiful tits. I've been cultivating Doesn't matter gender or it doesn't matter that does no they call me a skinny homo when I go there Who's the ladyboy? I go what?

Zempik, are you? Cheater, cheater. You came on a good day, Chris. Not only is the remaining members, all in their late 20s, of the Allman Brothers performing out in the thing. They look great. They look fantastic, because I think they just

learned the music this week. It's also a day people like sometimes when I have to chew out Christine. She deserves a chew out. I think the whole crew can agree. Christine deserves a chew out. She's an angel. What?

Yeah, you do. Because her thing always fucks up everything. Her, and she fucks up something where we're getting Jacob on a goody, on a real goody, and she comes in and blows it. I knew all along. No you didn't, you started changing your life this weekend before Christine, when she got off the computer with you

today on your meeting, you walked around your house excited because you found out the truth. God given. What happened? I'm fucking in the dark. Well let me tell you the first time, we had Jacob convinced that Hulu ads are targeted. Okay, and that's why he kept getting the ads for prep because They're pretty sure that he has AIDS

That commercial and nothing else every time it goes to I think that's cool. I take prep every day I take a shot and prep every day every Every single day. And the Vax. I get the Vax every day. You're not gonna get fat or AIDS. And certainly not fat AIDS. Actually, I'm still getting COVID. You'll still get COVID. It just won't kill you.

So Jacob was pretty convinced and worried, why does Hulu believe by my lifestyle that I need prep? Yeah. Because the algorithm's always listening. And then a fan sent Christina things saying, no, in fact, everybody gets the same ads. It's random. There is no targeted ads in Hulu.

And right before the show was over, Christina's goes, oh, Jacob, they don't target the ads. Oh, that's funnier. That that's funnier. Damn it. That's way funnier. But it's better for his state of mind though. So what? She's the best. She's the worst. Then, then.

What, there's more? Oh yeah, well there's today's flub. I'm gonna puke. I'm gonna puke too. This makes me sick to my stomach. Christine, I'm sick and I'm a guest host. I was bowled over in the house today. You just caught this.

I just caught it. I happened to be walking through the room when she was ruining everything. You need prep. I need prep, like I need prep. I've turned you gay. Christine's got brain aids. We even discussed this,

how great this was gonna be without Jacob. So we did shows, we were in Nashville for Nashville Comedy Fest last week. Snatchville. Snatchville. No, Snatchville. Snatchville, my apologies. They actually call it that.

Well that's what Kid Rock calls it, I assume. No, I was in Nashville for one night in 2019. You got posted? All of the locals were calling it Snatchville. Really? And people fucking fight me on this, but the fucking actual nickname is in Smashville. It's Snatchville.

Oh. Call the pussy on it. Bourbon Street, which is the street there? Bourbon Street. I, you got it. Broadway. That's insane. It is Broadway, actually. It's Broadway, Broadway. Broadway. Broadway.

Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway.

Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway.

Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. Broadway. and here's the thing. Every one of those bars also is,

just has, they give a musician a bazillion dollars, I bet, to just put their name on it. As you, it's it, that's why it looks like a tourist thing. It's not just Kid Rock. It's Kid Rock's Honky Tonk, Jason Aldean's bar. There was like three or four of them. I think Jared Leto has a bar down there. Probably, girls only.

White girls only. And we only blast 30 seconds of the heart songs. That's all? And everyone who works there's on roller skates. You're the one with the skirts and cowgirl boots? Not even the skirts, the shorts, dude. You're turning me up. Up their ass.

It may be the sexiest look that everybody there pulls off the best. Cause you can get, that's a look where you can get a little bit thicker. Oh sure, I get what you're saying. Like California hot has to be. Like fucking, you have an eating disorder, hot and skinny. It's gotta be, it's something where you're showing a lot of mid drift and stuff like this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do slutty this and be like a girl who's even a little bit chubbier. Oh yeah, you got a little bit of a gut and that's fine It doesn't matter doesn't matter as long as you're willing to let your fucking uh, it's a body positive hot girl Look, it is. Yeah, it is and uh, they're not good. They weren't at Coachella this weekend. That's what we're saying No, no, that's just for influencer bitches I was there. It was great Picture me crushing a smash burger

It was great. Take a picture of me crushing a smash burger. Um... Um... So, when we did the live shows, uh, from Nashville, the Bonfire, um, Jacob and, uh, Black Lou weren't there. They were on Zoom with us. And we did a live show with an audience.

And they were on Zoom. They were on TV or whatever. They were on TV. We. They were on TV. We couldn't see the room. That's good. You couldn't see the room. No, we didn't see the room. Working blind.

So one of the people in the audience that we spoke to and had come up and fuck around with, her name was Deja, lovely young lady. Sounds nice. And Deja did the show, and the next day when Jacob saw the footage, as we all knew, he was going to be madly in love with Deja. the show, and the next day when Jacob saw the footage, as we all knew, he was gonna be madly in love with Deja. Oh, that's beautiful.

And when Bobby and me were talking about it, I, Jacob not being in the room, the studio the next day, I was able to shoot him a look to be like, oh, follow this. Like Jacob, you know, we talked to Deja after the show. We got Jacob to say a bunch of how much he liked her and how beautiful he thought she was, and he would give everything up for him blah blah blah

Then we informed him that she told us that she was in fact a born a man, okay, and Jacob was definitely frazzled by this why You're in love with her Jacob, but yeah It was so in the moment that he had to ultimately say like I guess she's so hot and I'm so in I guess I guess I would do this. Yes, I guess I would and then we did the whole first 45 of the show We went to commercial break and me and Bobby said on commercial break like oh we come back and now I will tell Jacob

Like, you know, I'll make it funny telling him that it is in fact We're kidding. She is a woman. Yeah. And we just didn't. We just forgot to. Sure it happens. And we went into the weekend then. That was the last show of the week. Went into the weekend and me and Bobby and Christine, we're all sharing an Airbnb out in Nashville. Oh, it's Snatchville.

And it's Snatchville. And we, apologies. And we went, we were talking about how we forgot, oh, but it's gonna be funny. Let Jacob go through the weekend thinking that he is now possibly a gay man or super into trans. Yeah, either.

And then we'll lay it on him on Monday on the show. So they have their weekly meeting today, Jim McClure and the whole crew and Christine, me and Bobby not included. I walk through the room as Christine goes, yeah, because we were saying, we ended the show on a cliffhanger, we never said that it's actually a woman.

And I go, Christine, what are you doing? Why are you ruining the bit? She goes, no, Jacob knows. I go, he knows now because this is the first time anyone's saying this. And she's like, oh, well, all right. That's her reaction. Oh, well, all right. That's her reaction. Oh, well, all right.

Insane! What's next, Christine? You're gonna tell people I don't take PrEP and the Vax. Is that anything else? You wanna break K-Fabe on anything, Christine? No. That was crazy. I wasn't thinking.

You know what she never says? Sorry. I say sorry too much. No. You don't. I haven't heard it once. I haven't heard it once, and it's because you don't mean it when you say it and everyone knows it that was crazy What a crazy bit destruction. Yeah, that's wild Jacob was moving on in life. He was past it. He's wearing pink

Were you saying me were you thinking about Deja over the weekend? Of course. Well, yeah Were you thinking about Deja over the weekend? Of course. Well, yeah. Were you thinking you wanted her, but you know, trans, her trans? No, I mean I was still dreaming like maybe they're lying. I want this to be a steam. I want this to be like an authentic vagina.

The negativity that the bonfire brought in the poor Deja's life. I called her a guy and then let the world believe that for a weekend. She lived in Atlanta where I went from Nashville. Hotlana. Hotlana. Hot shit.

She came to the show on Thursday night and was hanging out. And she, I was smoking weed and passed it to her. 420. 420. I passed it to her. Yeah, of course. She smoked it several times, and then I went on stage and put her in the showroom,

and when I got off stage, I was like, what the, she skits down and left basically. You're like. Like the weed got her. And I was like, oh geez. So I gave her a panic attack. We called her a guy, but let it be known here, unceremoniously and unfunny, Deja's a girl.

Their world. Boo! Boo! Goddamn. I was sitting in my bedroom recently and I found a jar of candy underneath the bed. And then I ate some of it. What kind of candy? Because I'm fat.

What kind of candy? Hold on. They were like gummies. They were gummy bears. And I didn't know they were weed. What kind of candy? Because I'm fat. What kind of candy? Hold on. They were like gummies. Okay. Gummy bears and I didn't know they were weed. Oh. And they were so powerful and I had.

Under the bed. I don't know, dude. I just, I was like fucking tired from cleaning and I wanted to eat. A couple of these gummies will do me right. And they were like old. They were hard. They're not gummy anymore? No, no, no, no. This was fucking rock candy. And I got so high, I fell asleep and then woke up the next morning high as fucking I

had to do Bennington High. Oh Jesus. It was bad. How long ago was it? This was like fucking a month ago. Really? Yeah. It's old gummies. I assume any candy that would be under the bed is edibles. I don't, maybe I forgot that I had a jar of candies. I'll tell you, if you break into our house and you want to find dildos or drugs under the bed, that's where you're going to find everything salacious in my house. I have a problem.

We might have ketamine in there. I don't know. Ketamine, a double-sided dildo. Cut up a big, fat rail of ketamine. Fucking get totally disassociated. Oh, some mushroom chocolates, a cock ring, three different size butt plugs. Cut up a big fat rail of cake. If I can get totally disassociated. Oh, so mushroom chocolates, a cock ring, three different size butt plugs. This is sexy. Getting turned on here.

You gotta take out the one case for both though. Dildo, dildo. This butt plug is covered in K-Dust. Should we still use it? Lots of dab wax. that lots of dab wax Fail I think some sort of a thing that's like a it goes on a guy or a woman's chin and straps around your head And it's like so you can dildo her with your chin cock while you eat her pussy chin cock the hottest of cocks I think we have a pussy pump that never used or worked We did we ever get a dick pump that never used or worked.

Did we ever get a dick pump? Did I ever try a dick pump just to see what's up? I got rid of the, the chin thing was from the SDR show. It was something purchased by either of us. Oh, sure it was. I mean, Christine, is anything funny to you in the world? People worry about that. You don't have to tell them what we got. It's funny that we own it.

Oh, by the way, it happened in our lives and we wouldn't buy something like that. I like this show and I'm gonna listen to that. How the fuck can you be around comedy so much and not understand it at all? The idea of you, I mean I know it's funny but it's just too embarrassing, the idea of you with a dildo strapped to your chin.

No one said we used it. And even if SDR Show is where I got it, we still could have used it. Let people live in the mystery that sometimes I chin fuck your snatch while I lick your box That's how comedy works, I'm sorry I have to explain this to you these expensive lessons. I'm giving out chin dildos are comedy No, it's a chin Dildo because it's fucking awesome Fucking hilarious No one gets a chin dildo because it's fucking awesome. It's awkward. It doesn't feel good. It's fucking hilarious. You get chin fucking girl with a chin dick. She can't look at you seriously.

When you pull out, after she's come, you're going to pull out and go, is that good? You're going to have a cock coming off your chin. A drippy cock. And that's the one we got, the shitty one, the Amazon. Oh, boo. Amazon sucks. It's just like, how far is your depravity fucking gone?

It's just like, I guess it's time for the chin dildo. Well, I guess the crowd knows now how far my depravity goes because it was gifted to me from a show. I didn't buy it. Scroll back up. This guy has a chin dildo, I guess for that lady's butt. Oh. Which is nice.

Well, I will say this, that guy's got a straight up, that's more of a mouth dildo. Oh, it is a mouth dildo. You're correct. It's like that's going in the mouth. So that's everything What I had was a chin dildo. Yeah, which leaves your mouth open for licking and or sucking I suppose I guess you could also suck a cock and chin fuck a guy's asshole at the same time and you got this from the SDR show Yep Yep, never used it, never took it out of the box. In fact, we just had it and threw it out when we moved in your eyes, we still had it. But that's hilarious. That's not as funny. That couldn't be as funny as us possibly using a

chin dildo once in a while. The pussy pump is gone too. We got rid of that also, but isn't it funny or just let you think we still do have it because we did have it at some point? That's the embellishment of comedy. I have to explain comedy to Christine. Christine, comedy sometimes has a little bit of embellishment for the sake of humor. And are you listening?

Are you taking this in at all? I'm taking notes. Jesus. I wonder if they're vibrating chin dildos or mouth dildos and just ruins your teeth. I bet. Just for the game. Love of the game

Yeah, just rattles you. Yeah, absolutely. I'm a sub and I just want to make her happy I wonder if the ones that do go in your mouth if you have to soften them in boiling water like a fucking Like a mouthpiece for football Like in between fucking sex, I guess I'll get that chin guard back in time before they snap the ball. I go, you want to fuck? He goes, you want to use the real thing? You want me to get the chin dildo? How do you want it?

Chin dildo. Um, ouch. Oh, let's go chin dildo. What is this? What are these things? Vibrating chin dildos. That's not a chin dildo. This?

Oh, that one is. That's the only one that vibrates. Hold on. It's a strap-on. This is a ridiculous strap-on face chin dildo. This? Oh, that one is. That's the only one that vibrates. Hold on. It's a strap-on... This is a ridiculous...

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95? I'll tell you what. Yeah, that's AI bullshit, because scroll down to a real person. Yeah, yeah, no, I need a real person. The laugh and pleasure factor is worth it. The laugh's going to be involved, see? Christine, that's how comedy works. I pointed out the chin dildo because that was the funniest thing Six and a half inch is this till though they used I looked like a dork with it on we both had a good laugh

But what it looked like me especially when I asked if I had anything on my chin after we used it nice funny This guy has a Netflix special the chin dough worked out great, and she loved it I feel like this is somebody trying that material. I agree with you. The Chindoh. It was written by Mateo Lane. This right here is a nice addition to the toolbox. That's when people were picturing, Christina, we had a toolbox of dildos that would have been really funny. If you're calling your sex toy box a toolbox. Jay, you got it through your show, so it's fine. Huh? You got it through the show, so it's fine. Huh? You got it through the show, so it's fine. Ugh. Yeah, so it's no big deal.

Oh, here's a bad review. It's a good idea, but in practice, too flexible. Great and fun idea, too flexible. Comes out too easy, does not hit the right spots, or much of any spots. That's a deep pussy. Oh, god, yeah. Or a really far up prostate.

Either way, 6.2 inches is not hitting the spot. Unfortunately wouldn't recommend disappointed because the concept is great. Hopefully upgrades will be done to make it better. Or maybe just need a software update. I need to talk to the R&D industry. There's a team of Japanese men I'm assuming just working on the angles on this thing. Guys, I have some prototype ideas. Is this what you do all day?

Get to some more bad ones. I want to see a bad review on dildos. I don't think I've ever looked up reviews on dildos before. You know that the Japanese have even crazier real dolls. They're crazy expensive, like 10 grand and shit. I know, but no matter what, they always blink like Chuck E. Cheese, which freaks me out. Even if they look pretty, they eventually have to go tkeee.

It's fucking not good. I'm gonna bang this animatron. Yeah, yeah. What's that fucking game? Five Nights at Freddy's. It's like shaving down one of the Country Bears band and fucking that. Underneath it's just a robot.

That's the problem is like, I know they can make a real doll look really pretty, but I can't think about the fact that if I'm fucking it and we catch on fire, it's gonna look like I'm fucking a Terminator at some point. Can you imagine splits in like the one red eye? Oh God, Darlene! Do you think there are guys with their,

obviously real dolls are a thing, people buy them, but you think they ask the real doll if they came? Make it up in their head? I bet people have full conversations. Do you like that? I bet they're... That's probably done already, right? A responsive voice, like a Siri responsive...

I don't know to be honest. I need to look into this. Let me see if Siri answers things like that. Use chat GPT. Hey Siri. Make me come. I don't have a body. Oh. Make me come I don't have a body oh make me come with words

hey Siri make me come with words series vanilla I didn't get that can you try again make me come with words. She just shuts off on me. So the first thing, so before she had she had GPT happened, it was called OpenAI Beta. And I just like I found it and I was like, the first thing I did was write erotica between like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. And then it stopped. It was not, it wasn't bad. It was fine. You know, it wasn't like good

erotica. And I not it wasn't bad. It was fine. You know, it wasn't like good erotica And I'm gonna get you going. No, no, and I love erotica. I love the written word Is that Nate Bargatze? That's Nate. Yeah, that means this is SNL. This is the George Washington Yeah, he goes overseas Nate's actually responsible for a real doll company. He doesn't that's not his image here in the States He's banking it up. He goes over here. He's the clean guy when he goes over there debaucher sex free. He's a fucking sex freak this guy It's all he thinks about it's just fucking just fucking Japan Dungeon fucking this guy. Oh hell Yeah, it's like if you watch that the Epstein documentary, which I watched the first episode like this is too depressing That one came out a while ago. Yeah

Like you realize all he was doing all day long, every day, was thinking about fucking. Was worrying about fucking young girls. Just fucking young girls, getting massages from fucking 16, 17 year olds. Same thing with Diddy. Yeah, they just keep going. Like how do you get business done

if you're constantly just thinking about the freak off? Well, that's because while they do their business, they do everything else except freaking off. I don't know if you ever watched P. Diddy stuff. P. Diddy's on the phone talking about something, he's training for a 5K while he's getting a haircut and his nails done. I mean, I've seen him doing, they show that,

he's getting eight things done to him, I'm like fucking Robocop. He's like, guys, I got an hour to do everything I need done because the rest of these hours are for fucking. For every hour he lives, he's lived three hours. I mean, he does it all in one shot. No, but you're right with Epstein. The same, like, this intricate web and ladder of, like,

young girl pussy. It's like, how are you driven by it that much? And I love pussy. But I mean, it's not a... All day long, Lane was just hanging out, literally hanging out outside high schools. I think it's the range though, or like the ratio of how much it controls you,

because it's there in the thing. The reason why, they'll say, and you want to say that, it's like hackneyed almost to this point, why people try to make money or get known, or have a life, or look good, or anything, is to get pussy. That's why guys will do all those things.

But it also, you have to be able to do those things and not have pussy be the reward four times a day. By four different people. That's what he was doing. That's what I'm saying, by four different people. That's just like, oh, it's, I've always said it before in my life, man, one of the best things about fucking during the day is that you're not thinking

about it at all that night. That's good, that's good. That's fucking, that's wisdom right there. It's the best. And then, so like he's just banging all day. And then at night, it's like, I'm gonna hang out with Woody Allen and Lewis Black and Bill Gates and try to push some pussy on me.

Yeah, see if these guys want some pussy. I got unlimited pussy, I'm a Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. I have an island. Oh, that's the best was the picture of the girl when was it Prince William, right? He was the one that was like, I've never even been to that place.

And he was like, hugged up on a girl. Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And during, he had like some disastrous interview, I think in Britain. And he said, that couldn't have been me. He was sweating.

I have no sweat glands from the war. I don't sweat. The Falkland Islands. That's not a war what the fuck that's not me that could possibly I would have pushed really hard that the girl was smiling I would have stopped trying to say it wasn't me and I would have went real hard ago she was smile she was excited to meet up royalty I'm a fucking royal you know I can be king at any moment. I would not say it wasn't me.

No! Gis Lane's there? We're having a good time. You know Gis Lane, I listened to some very long podcast about Gis Lane's dad, and he owned the Daily News in the early 90s, and he was like, he made all of his money selling textbooks to Russia. Very strange, he was also in the Mossad,

so you know, it's all time. There's so much going on there. So much going on. Textbooks to Russia. What are those like? God knows. All he knows is like Rocky IV. It's just vodka. It's just vodka recipes. And then Rocky Balboa come and bring democracy.

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I think that girl in this picture, I can't remember her name, she was like the woman that was on the stand all the time, just talking shit. Just bitching and whining. Just complaining. Oh my God, you went to a private island, what do you want? Big deal. I think she's talking shit. Just bitching and whining. Just complaining. Yep. Oh my god. You went to a private island What do you want? Big deal. I think she's dying currently. Oh, hey everybody wants to go to a private island Nobody wants to pay the price

Do you think the mayor of The mayor, Louis J. Gomez Her inner torment, let's see she breaks her silence with a cryptic and by the way that picture Is there a bureaucracy there? Louis J. Gomez. Ha ha ha. Her inner torment. Let's see. She breaks her silence with a cryptic. And by the way, that picture of Prince Andrew and that girl is, I will tell you, has affected my life for sure.

Because again, he's not disgraced or anything. I mean, obviously, he did probably terrible things and deserves that. But I'm talking about being found out. Evidence, as simple, that arm is up over the shoulder Like this or made into a fist This isn't a questionable photo at all. He went low back grab a little bit on the hip the exposed belly Yeah, that's the whole thing my I don't have any pictures with

with girls that are, and single boyfriends, husbands, with them or otherwise. The guy, I'm always, yeah dude. Yeah, bruh. The woman, I have like a hand cup like this or something. Just do a hover hand on purpose, it's funny. In case I sexually assault her later, the pictures will always be like, no, no, no, you can see I was very respectful.

I'm not going to jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. It's gonna be your word versus my word and I'm really going to jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, it's gonna be your word versus my word and I'm really good at talking. Is she dying this girl? Yeah, from what I, the last thing I read, she is dying. From inner torment. Um.

I think a car accident. She said she only had four days to live. Oh, so she lied. What else did she lie about? Yeah, this girl's bat shit. By the way, Prince Andrews sees this article, and he's like, nice. She's coming unglued. Maybe I can get back into the castle.

Let's see, she made a series. I can't see what that pop up. Oh, sorry, right there. Get rid of that pop up. She had a fresh series of garbled posts on Instagram. That's not a good one. They're making fun of her. And her first update is claiming to be on her deathbed

with only four days left to live. She's 41, who was trafficked by the late American, paid a file, I love the real spelling of it. Jeffrey Epstein, as a teenager, sparked a media firestorm two weeks ago when she said she was dying. She posted a pic of her in a hospital bed looking bruised and claimed her car had been hit by a bus

at 110 kilometers per hour. She said she was fatally ill with kidney failure. Bill Gates was driving that bus. He should have shut her down. Oh yeah. Before she died. Where, where are the logs? Is there, I wanna know how close we are

to finding out so many things. Because people, they always say they're gonna disclose information. And it's like right there. It's like, I'm they're going to disclose information, and it's like right there. It's like, I'm going to give you the alien stuff. And it's like, well just give it then. It's a bait and switch, dude. They're never going to release any of this bullshit.

Also, the fucking thing with Gates was he started hanging out with Epstein after he got busted the first time. Epstein. Well, he knew he was a party after that point. Oh, now I know what it is. I thought that guy was a financial dork. Oh, shit, this guy's fucking got young ass floating all over the place in a private island. Uh huh. And that's why his wife... He goes tell me he has one mash helicopter and I'm there. Safety. Yeah why don't sign the travel log?

There's all these things that people could have done to be a little more discreet. I know he thought he goes guys it's a private island it's discreet he goes yeah except your fucking lawn care people who aren't in on the bit private in the name yeah except he confused staff that wonder why they hear children screaming out of rooms and come out with bleeding buttholes Western Australia later just wait what is this, she lives in Australia? What? Perth, that's the fucking West Coast. That's a shitty coast. Best Coast, now she's returned to social media. Instagram stories tour, 21,000 followers.

She doesn't have that many followers? I don't know why I thought victims would have millions of followers. This lady's name has been in the news for, well, since Epstein got whacked. Oh my god. Why wouldn't she have more than 21,000 followers? This is bad fucking algorithm work.

Man. Fucking, man, Epstein might still be alive if he knew she was gonna fucking tart out like this. She should be fucking doing Mr. Beast numbers. I mean, she should definitely have six figures followers. Yes. You're the most famous victim! Yes!

Of the guy everyone, if no one's last name could be Epstein, ever again. But all that information, like, who gives it gets shut down, like, at the last minute they go, next week you're gonna know literally everybody at the P. Diddy parties. We know nothing, right? No, no nothing. They don't release anything. The only thing we have is his ex-girlfriend's, her lawsuit, and then there was a-

What was the shit talk? I mean, they do like the people that come out and they go, oh, Jay-Z fingered my sister when she was 15. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we have on every hip hop podcast. But someone's exposing Titi. I remember the best exposing ever was, see if you can find that, Christine, remember the fat lady came out, she goes,

oh, she gave me herpes. Oh yeah. And he was in the back like, shh. Now I only think of herpes when I see Usher. Me too. I did the movie Hustlers with him. And he was there, and he was late, and I was like, probably getting some Valtryek's for that herpes.

That's all I can think of. You got that herp, dog. Yeah. And I was like, boy, I sure hope he doesn't, like J-Lo doesn't take a dollar out of his mouth with her butt cheeks or something. This guy's working with can think of. You got that herb, dog. Yeah, and I was like, boy, I sure hope he doesn't, like J-Lo doesn't take a dollar out of his mouth with her butt cheeks or something, but this guy's working with the herpes. She has anal herpes.

She probably has herpes now from grabbing a dollar with her butt. And know what that means, so does Ben Affleck. Every butt, he definitely ate her ass. Oh, why wouldn't you? Hmm, I don't know. It's one of those things, it's like maybe you don't dive into it

because you're like, it's just too pristine. Do you know what I mean? Make it less pristine then. Yeah, dirty it up. Wouldn't it ruin everything though? Let's say you fingered J.Lo's butt, right? And you're like, oh my God, I'm in it. I'm in the most legendary, famous ass in the world.

Yeah, you're in a very, very fucking wanted ass. But just like it can happen with any regular human being as she is at the core of it. Of course, yeah, she's a human, she has an intestinal system. You feel a turd up there. Yeah. It's J.Lo's turd. It ruins everything for you.

Oh no, there's a duke right in J.Lo's ass. You grab it, you pull it out. Help her. Yes, help her. J.Lo, it looks like he digested some food, hold on. What if you pull a turd out of J.Lo's ass and her ass just goes flat? Like, oh, is that what was in there?

Wait, this ass poop? I think it was sideways. It was blocking something. Oh, is this it? Yeah, this is great. What is this now? This girl, I don't know. I feel like this woman, every fold on her body,

you can fuck with Usher's whole body. He's a little guy. He's a little guy. And's a little guy and she is a large woman. Yeah. Contagious Sharpen. I love Usher's artistry and music. Of course, what's her face jumped in? Oh, is that a boy?

Yeah. Allred or something? Yeah. I can't hear this. To celebrate my birthday. I was wearing a birthday crown, and because of that, I was selected to go backstage before the show. Later, a security guard picked me up and asked me for my number.

What's his name? What was the security guard's name? I think she said, later. She said, later, security guard. Yeah. Oh. Oh, later. Jay.

Well, the audio is bad. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this is awful. She's black. It, later. Jay. Well, the audio is bad. Yeah. I mean, this is awful. She's black. It's OK. I'm just saying, I didn't see Gloria Allred didn't bat an eye when she said that. Who produced this? TMZ.

He told me Usher had seen me backstage and was interested in me. No. After the show, my friends and I returned to the hotel. I got a call from Usher on the block. Do you think she's doing this just so when she, whenever she shows her herpes, it's proof that she fucked Usher?

This is pretty. They're like, you didn't fuck Usher. She goes, did not, oh. That has puss coming out of it. He goes, mm-hmm, Usher puss. Ha! What hotel I was staying in and he's the room number. About an hour later, he arrived. I He rubbed his sword he rubbed his sores all over my mouth I gave him sloppy topic

And that's put that in the record then he proceeded to lift my leg up and blow my back out usher style yeah then he bust me wide open gaped me comes to find out herpes he put on a chindildo. Yeah, yeah. Usher sucks. Yeah. I'd see him live. What? Sure. He f**king groomed Justin Bieber. Did he? Yeah. No. He was just feeding on him. He fed him to Diddy. I mean that's grooming I think. That was the best on Stern when he was like yeah I went to Diddy's you know whatever was called swag Academy something like that. Yeah you're not wrong. Yeah he was like I went to his swag Academy and he was and Howard was like would you send your kids there? He's like no no no no it was so visceral his reaction no please don't even say something like that terrible things happen there. It's just NC. You wanna see this guy roller skating around. I really don't. Dude, hell yeah. I would have let him fuck my son. Jay! What? I would have. I have a daughter though only. I wouldn't let him near her. But my son, hell yeah. You could do worse.

If you go, your son goes, the day you're talking to him, he goes, son, I'm going to teach you how to play football now. And he goes, dad, I'm gay. And you go, oh. And he goes, I'm dating usher. Hey, that's fun. It's a little cash. So I guess now you also have herpes, I'll tell him.

I'll know that now. Here are some vouchers, just in case. I only know two people he fucked. You and that fat chick, son. Don Don't worry dad. He just jerked off LT style. Yeah a lot of gays just have oral now Go give me the rest of his thing. I haven't gotten that herpes yet Also, I've since gained a lot of weight lot of weight. For my 19th birthday, I never heard from anyone.

Since I got herpes, I've been eating my feelings. I don't blame you, miss. I found some candy under my bed and I ate it. Turned out to be a weed gum. It turned out to be double sugar, regular gummies. No weed at all. I heard reports that he had herpes. regular gummies no weed at all It looks like you try to put a regular collards t-shirt on it just just kept going

Miss you got a little bacon neck there on the old shirt. I want to find out what my rights are as a woman. Although I am negative, I was upset by the reports because I would have never consented... Wait, she didn't have herpes? Wait, what? Yeah, she said although I'm negative. Okay. So does he not have herpes? Well, no. We must have realized this before at some point why the story went away because this me tells me is that She in fact never fucked us sure. She just did a press conference to tell people she fucked us sure

And he had herpes and I don't don't worry What what is this press conference for this is insane because she's saying he had herpes and didn't say he had herpes? I guess so. Come on. Can you just Google, like, does Usher have the herp? And I'm having a flare up. And I said I'm a wiener. And it bumps I'm a wiener.

Best cerebral halftime show ever. He denied having herpes. Multiple lawsuits were alleged against him. It says he has herpes and doesn't disclose this to his partners. He's denied this saying he does not have herpes. We're just giving herpes and denying it? The poor, the subject of the celebrities and the press, man. I have just, through seeing him, I didn't meet him but on hustlers all day

I was looking at him and every time I called somebody I'm like ushers here I hope they spray his chair down afterwards and I'm making all these herby jokes he probably doesn't have herpes I don't if that was a smoking hot chick who made that report I would believe you it is a morbidly obese woman who's six inches taller than him I don't think this happened and doesn't have herpes. She doesn't even have herpes because he doesn't have herpes because he didn't have sex with her. HPV maybe? Did she start out by saying he saw her in the crowd and he just had to invite her back out of everyone? Yes. She did say she goes he saw me and said he had an interest in

me and then we had we had some sexual relations. I mean I don't know what that would mean. It means she probably doesn't have herpes I guess. So she just and then uh we had we had some were guys fuck all the girls at the bachelor party. Clothes, female, naked male, CFNM. Didn't know what it meant. I love that you need an acronym to jerk off. Yeah, for sure. JOI, CFNM. Is it possible that Jennifer Lopez saw nothing? What? Yeah, Jacob, it's possible.

She's cheating. She hit the fucking gun when Shine shot everyone at the club. Yeah, she was at the freak offs. Didn't they have the picture there's the pressure of her with everybody like yes The white parties were coke parties fucking everyone to get gacked up and be soft and not fuck kids I guess fucking Jacob you fool you dumb idiot Asshole did he his entire staff? Oh wait there. She is in bed Yeah, I've other people just had bags of coke and Molly on them at all times just for so did he, his entire staff. Oh wait, there she is in bed with five other people. Just had bags of Coke and Molly on them at all times. Just for, so did he's like Molly.

Is that Leonardo DiCaprio? Of course, Leo was in the pussy posse. Dude, it all ties together. Chris, pussy. Yeah. Guess what? No, no, no, it's the bussy posse. Or the bussy bunch.

The bussy bunch? I mean, that's not really an incriminating picture. I thought there was one where everyone had their tits out or something. Like everyone was topless, including J.Lo. J.Lo knew everything that was going on. Oh, no doubt. Sarah Jessica Parker? No.

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I have a I have a I have a I have a I have a That he's been to a pity party well this new has he said that was a bottle of lube in his hand That's crazy. Is that possibly real? Everyone like the big Hamptons white party right now like some other nothing over dude Howard Stern was in a be that he party is fucking Crazy, that's wild everyone everyone in the industry of show Fucking knew that did he was just banging everyone. Well, the good news is we all know Howard Stern goes to sleep by 8pm, so he definitely wasn't there. Not that coked up. Something strikes me that Howard Stern wasn't there watching Foxy Brown get gang banged by the locks. That is a Diddy move because Ciara was like, yeah, he would hire male prostitutes for the freak-offs, and he would just jack to her. He'd cuck himself out. What a party, right?

I understand and I'm glad that everyone agreed to so tired a pussy himself He'd rather just jerk off to other people enjoying themselves. He knows she fucks good. What a dick She was a serious one. She's fucking gorgeous. She is incredibly attractive. Sierra. Oh god. Yeah. Yeah And also like she doesn't tell for a while, which is pretty cool. She seems like a 14-beating gal. That's what I call them. They're going to tell on the 15th beating. The fucking ridiculous thing is, before she released the lawsuit,

she went to Diddy and was like, give me $40 million, and this goes away. He was like, fuck you. And then she just released it and she still got the 40 million. Because she dropped the lawsuit. And that started this whole fucking thing. Yeah, she's... she is pretty. We have to take a break, yeah? I know, though.

I have to read ads. We have an ad. Ads are back. I throw freak-offs with real dolls. Nice! Now there is a victimless crime. Right? Every freak- off cost you

235 thousand dollars of real doll I cut their heads off You gotta live man you gotta live. Oh, we'll be right back everybody. We're hanging out with Chris Stanley