The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Ballad of Lou Witzki (feat. Josh Adam Meyers)

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

Josh Adam Meyers joins The Bonfire and listens to a beautiful song created by Camper Julian Cary about DJ Lou's ailments. Jay tells the gang about meeting  Fat Joe and having it not go quite like he had imagined. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@JoshAdamMeyers www.JoshAdamMeyers.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. I rent 10 butts today I miss the company meeting Feel my toes, feel my toes Louis King, don't you? Your toe. So fucking good, dude.

That's so funny. Julian Kerry. Julian Kerry, fantastic. For her. I mean, that was fucking magical. But what's going on with loose toes? Did I miss something? You can't feel it.

Yeah, so we were, you know, the radio Andy, you know, how we do Rando Andy. Yeah. So J Red one. And we were like, he really just rides down whatever and I go, we were talking to him. Like, it'd be fun to see DJ Luz radio Andy. And he goes, rip 10 butts, miss missed the company meeting can't feel my toes

Is a journal entry just In immediately and hit my spine. That's how hard it made me laugh wait you went to go talk to your Doctor, but he moved yeah, I Post-poned it I skipped it when your toes aren't working and you postponed it my toes are fine So I postponed it that's crazy. I'm a busy man I'm a busy man. I'm the time for this frivolous True, you toes are not frivolous dude if my pinky toe goes numb for longer than a day I'm going to the doctor in me. I'll be at city MD all day waiting. It's multiple toes for many days

Yeah, he's gone for a bad period He's like Pearl Jam is in me so strongly man the power of veteran will cure my feet. We're talking about rolling blackouts I mean his toes Oh, you're doctor. I'm also hearty broke his heel stomping Your doctor wanted you to come in he didn't want to tell you over the phone and you just said it I'll get I'll get back to you. He doesn't know me that well Jacob. He could take me to leave me He doesn't give a shit. Yeah, but look what we We need you so we need you to go into the doctor to make sure you're okay. I'm gonna go this week And I'm only going because you guys are pushing me to

Okay, you know what I just would ignore it. It was up to me. I would do absolutely nothing You got a test that he won't give you the answers to over the phone and you just go with it I'll never I'd rather just never know I I can understand that line of thinking, but it's incredible. I do want to say it too. They always say it, as soon as he's e-fam out, he had ages when he died. Yeah, if his fingers went, not me, be like, dude, I can work the board of my feet. It's fine. Dude, you're just motion-wadris.

I got something with my, like, these two fingers here, my thumb and my four fingers. Something's what the joint is wrong. My arm twitches so long. I always like gout fingers. Dude, every time I put it up, I do believe that's possible. Every time I'm on an airplane, and if I fall asleep for even a second, these three fingers go numb and these three fingers go numb,

they're like dead, and then I got a fucking shake em out. Shake em, shake em, shake em, shake em. Shake it. Of course, you know that noise. Josh Adam Myers, welcome back to the bonfire. God damn comedy jam, tonight live streaming from the comedy seller at 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Seven people watch it.

We're actually just getting a watch at 10 p.m. tonight. Law live raw and uncut in HD big J's going to be there. Yamani Kassanders, Jessica Kerson and Mateo Lane go to mint comedy.com for tickets. Special surprise. Yes, we do have a couple of special surprise guests to somebody's in town. Sing a song. Yes. Dude, this for tickets this is gonna be a surprise yes we do have a couple special surprise guest to somebody's in town yes do this is honestly this is the tv version that comedy central should a

fucking dawn that we are this looks so incredible we're taking it back to the roots smaller fucking venue the village undergrounds dope but i mean at the flu the band out i i think it's a funny way to say height things as you're done because do not come be more excited It goes normally. I mean I used to do like thousands of people it's like now 20 25 people sometimes you got a pound out of chubby So great remember my big dreams of being an arenas? Because nah, I'm thinking to myself better, a hundo in a small room. They literally asked me for the beacon and I said shove it up your pillow.

I'm doing this at the goto. Take that beacon and cram it up your A. Now I'm just excited to like, dude, the company, company central, you saw, I mean you were on it. The company central fucking, the guy fired us. They didn't, they just let us go. They actually pretty cool. They give us a whole RSS They fired out, but they fired you but you know They didn't even realize how dope the product that you fucking work And so they fucking tucked you away and they promoted 90 other shows

Yeah, and they try to turn my show into fucking lip sync battle and with me I hear to smash Nikki Glazer. I didn't say that. Oh, I thought so you said. See her live in Cancun, it just for laughs escapes. God damn, how much can I do? I'm gonna be there, it can't go. Fuck yeah. No one here is doing that because they're gonna be

at Skankfest. Well, it's sold out. Skankfest is sold out and times more fun. J.A.S. said there you go, it's gonna be at Skankfest. They're not gonna be there because they're gonna be at Skankfest. I'm sorry. I there because they're gonna be at Skankfest. I'm sorry. I just got the itinerary and Ula Law.

So many fun shows at Skankfest, at Houston, Texas. We were back at state up till 5.30 in the morning last night getting those itinerary sales. So like all the shows, little new Skankfire on Saturday. Dustin Keller was in the car having a live stream. Dustin Keller's coming to hang what Your friends with the most random sports figures, isn't it never won on my team He's like he's like oh, you know, he's coming to see me tonight. Bull bull new balls

You can a shit Steve the birds come into the late show Is that rap help? I think Dustin I think Dustin might be my only Professional sports friend also and I think you played three years jets Yeah, he's cool. We met him when we did Austin and he was he was talking shit with us. He's a cool dude. Yeah Yeah, he's a restaurant tour now. What do you own like four deltaka's or something? No, he owns like 70 something deli's they're called franchise franchise. yeah franchise boss dude I wish I married I think he married into some cashola I wouldn't it wouldn't mind like fucking

just ripping it in college and then going back to that town and selling insurance Oh did I wish my parents owned like fucking anything like just a thing you own like a couple of you know there's this kid that own like his parents own like nine gas stations that's a lot of gas station man it's rich and yet own like his parents on like nine gas stations. That's a lot of gas station. Yeah, man. He was rich and he had parties at his house. And that was an orkin man. Dustin was great because it was watching, it was funny watching him be young money.

Young money. But also young money from money. He's from now. Yeah, money. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. Yeah, okay. No, he's young money, but he's coming from,

he's from where's Purdue? Where's that, uh, producing Indiana? Indiana, he's from there. Yeah, he's young money, but he's coming from, he's from where's Purdue? Where's that, uh, producing Indian? India, he's from there. Yeah, that's where he's from. So being around New York, watching him as a young rich person, experienced the places he loved, Peter Luger's was like, weekly, he'd go there. Awesome.

Um, and then he loved, he loved, because he just couldn't believe what he was seeing, the box. Oh yeah. That placed the box. It's like an artistic strip club. I went with him once. Yeah.

Well, I haven't I never heard of this and I was just like, wait, wait. Yeah, we went down for his birthday. The box is great. It's a freak show. It's not really a freak show. It's like a burless, I mean, it's a bit of a freak show. It's sexy weirdos.

I call it sexy weirdos. There was a clown room. There's a clown. I don't even know if he would identify his trans, but just the largest fake tits I've ever seen. With a dick? Oh yeah. All right.

It's a freak show, but the burlesque is not doing it justice because burlesque is boring as shit. Just girls and feathers and pearls and shit. No, this is- It gives you World War I boners. No, this is like- You're like, okay, I'm kind of hard. I feel like I can go up there and take out those crowds.

Oh my gosh, he's showing her ankles. Yeah. It feels like a show where a girl will pull out like magician's scarves, like hundreds of them out of her pussy or something, it's like that kind of shit. That was when I, when Chappelle had that part of the, you guys made fun He did work the box so so they he hired no, but they hired all those women to come and like I told you there was a girl

You started pulling all of her clothing out of a badge. Yeah, I told you that one was simply homeless Do we make funny for going to I mean everybody goes to it. I just think it's funny because you guys were like, of course Josh is going to that and then who did I see there? Shane fucking Ari fucking everybody but the two of y'all. Yeah, stand by it. They don't want to go anywhere. I know dude. You know who fucking loves that I didn't do that? Mertle the turtle myrtle my dogs birthday Shout out to lecha dogs you bet you just leave her alone so you can go to Man, I'm so glad you guys could be here for seven hours

If you eat animals at home, they absolutely have pissed in the kennels Animals at home they absolutely have pissed in the kennels Now this midget is gonna shoot ping pong balls out of a asshole It's a little cool day I'm so I'm ready to have she bells. I am your leader. Oh, he had Kanye at the stand Oh, no, I was there all night hanging out and I left like 20 minutes before Kanye got there No, so fucking piss You're gonna look at Kanye Hoping to have an intense conversation with him. They are dude

You're manifesto see if you could do anything with that maybe everybody said you think he'd like it No, dude everybody said that they literally stood on stage and just played his record and just all the other comics Just like danced and like in like so fucking weird to that that's so weird yes dance me dance I want everybody to dance for me will Kanye grills you do the mashed potato now do the fucking monkey do the most of the legs your backbone slip it was a great young smash I was working in the lab Laying the lab one night dude that's so sick of fan and like weird to go to his parties and just be like Jim Jones

Dance for me and my friend. Yes, I'm a me the greatest comedian I've ever seen. It looks like I'm in the middle. It looks like when they put the DC top to the side. Oh Jesus, Lord we love you. It looks like when they found Zion and fucking the Matrix. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. It wasn't a fucking trance. Oh, I'm about to leave me with your dancing. I'm about to release a special that'll rip Twitter and haves. Oh, hello.

Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Yes, my head of security Joe Rogan Dang it for me and Kanye Holy shit dude. Yeah fuck Whatever I see those at the standard and I'm like God bless, but you know, I'll stay at home and I just think there's no No one costumes the odds of the best thing in the world like happening where you're like damn me and Kanye weirdly hit it off and had some foot the odd I mean Kanye's fantasy the odds of this

Derosa does it though somehow cuz he's got swirl is drink energy. Yeah, he's got believe the tax I mean that one that won us an party. He was like, Oh, dude, I was drinking and kicking it with talking music with Dave Grohl will six a.m. You're like, what? Yeah. He's like, Oh, it was great. Dave Grohl walks up to Lauren. And he's like, Hey, that guy's fucking awesome. I don't know who that is. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. He was a Sultan. Jacob, if I wrote stuff down, but I would told you this for a rundown,

this is a funny thing that happened to me on the way to Portland this weekend. Very funny. Something funny happened to me on the way to Portland. Similar situation here going on, do it like I was across the aisle on the whole flight from FAT Joe. That's awesome.

Oh yeah. This is a goody. This is great. So I go. Julian back. So I slept the whole flight because I here's think I would never bother him on I would never bother him on the plane never But I second you land, but yeah, well murder squad much like terror squad Terri well, whatever much like that wouldn't have done well. I actually probably would have been funnier

May murder squad. Yeah, that would have went great I'm gonna knock you fucking ass out. Yeah, look how great my compliment went first. I thought you were Irv Gotti and then I switched midstream. He starts punching you. Oh, fuck, I'm sorry, oh, fuck, I'm sorry. Yeah, only you're the other Irv Gotti guy. Murder Squad, Murder Inc's terror squad,

who gives his headball off. Yeah, it's a terror squad. gives his head for a shirt a shirt a shirt a shirt a shirt

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a shirt a shirt you are a one in a billion at how fast your brain works to say the funniest right thing at a time. Nothing in this makes me think I'm gonna hit him with funny out of the gates, which is gotta be compliment. Fine, regardless, that same part of your brain that can access all that stuff,

when relaxed would have found the perfect sentence to say. But you tried to force your poop and you blew out your own. Right. Well, it just, it wasn't even that bad what I decided to say. It was a good one. A good thing. Where did you think of it over what state? Oh, I, this was, this was early Michigan problem.

Okay. You're first drink card. First drink card. Yeah. You got the idea in his head Boop! I was gonna sleep! I see belts just went off I clicked out, I looked at his velour outfit I was impressed with his glasses and then I went to sleep

Uh, when I wake up I'd peek over and see I'm like Look at him, he's just drinking like a die coke That's cool I was wearing like a goose down comforter outfit That thing was huge probably He ate airplane food. Just like us. Just like us.

So we land and I get off the plane like three people before him. Yeah. And I'm go, oh, the line, by the way, before I conked out, I said, you know, it's gonna get him. What? So you remember when he was gonna come in here, my plan was, I'm gonna do the big pun line from that twin song. He's gonna be like,

that's good. Oh, no, but no, no, no, no, no, not related to that at all. Don't worry. I didn't just start rapping. He's like, he's gonna, I can't, I can't tell you how nervous I was got. I was like, don't tell me you busted off. Oh, that's your fault. Joe, that's your gonna come on. Joe, before you get your laundry, before you get your baggage, let me just say, did it in the middle of literally little, did we know that we riddled together? He's like, okay, man. He goes, I want a Kalanapin.

Now what I was gonna say was, I was gonna go, dude, I've been a fan since a big fan, since flow Joe came on the box. Now why that's a perfect compliment. Number one, this is first song ever. So it means a lot to him. He's also going to the box, so it lets you know

your channel, your OG. OG. Yeah, since that came out on the box. On the box. It's like when people tell me they, it really means a lot when they're like, I used to listen to you on, you know what dude, with Bobby Kelly and I'm like, that means a lot.

Yeah. Cause that was a taco waiter absolute this is a the box was a great You know what that was we talked about before yeah, I didn't have it in Denver, but East Coast kids have no idea what that is You didn't have it down and if we did I just didn't hear it It was a TV station on cable that was like you'd go on it and it would uh You just waiting for people to pay for videos you know it was like a dollar or something for four videos or a dollar per video maybe but people would just when everything when new was coming out especially hip hop because it was the best place to see hip hop videos you just watch it all day because people would just

picking over and over again those songs yeah so in fact, you'll keep it up. It was like a shame to protect your neck, onyx throw your guns in the air. They just keep playing it. They would just be on constantly. And I've never heard of this. Yeah, that's fine. All right, but Josh is sitting back like we're accusing him of a crime.

Yeah, I think I did just that bad. Do you think I'm wrong? Cool though, our first and foremost, I don't know where my lawyer is, but I ain't talking to him. I ain't talking to you until you get me a dime per se. Until, until, leave our Greenberg, it's in right next to me. I ain't saying shit.

I ain't saying shit. And I'm my lawyer. And I don't need a public defender. I'm not an idiot. I'm all good. Now you're dealing with jam money. My name, man. Josh Adam.

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Alan Havie dance for me. Rick Crowell, do what you do. Alan Nick Griffin, got a rug right now. Yeah, that's very funny. So, I'm on the plan. This is my line. Fat Joe is awake at this point. You guys have landed? Flight's on the plan. I is my line. Fat Joe is awake at this point. Oh, you guys have landed lights up land I get off by three people before him got it in that walk

Think about bailing on the idea together. Absolutely. You're ahead of it. Can you turn around and get it? But here's what I'd think with all these situations and you're welcome audience. I think If this goes finding good, it's nothing to interesting to tell on the show or cool, maybe a cool moment. A slight thud. If it goes fucking haywire, hilarious.

And if it goes exceedingly awesome, he comes on the show and... You can call Fat Joe, yeah, oh man. I found that just looking it up that he was performing the next night in Portland, the next night. I think a Josh had a Myers I'm trying to think of somebody else who would do this not the Rose in that But there's friends. I know why envy this thing

He would have been invited to the show Yeah, you know, I would have we'd be home is I mean dude. Yeah The only counts at two, we're doing a whole. I mean, I'm going overboard now. I know. Okay, good. Yeah, we just felt like my natural.

I don't show how we're making the songs. Yeah, we know. Wait, what do you say? Okay, just let them weigh that out. It's why. It's a fucking live video channel. So, but. This is just gonna come again when he goes,

ah, never mind, I don't want to do this song. Start over. Yeah, rolling. We're rolling live., oh never mind. I'm gonna sound start over Rolling we're rolling live. We oh livestream now So I understand that though because I I'm jealous of that of like hey come to my show tonight And then he sees it. He's like man you mad funny or even the fucking Norton I don't know if I'm gonna show but Norton always they said historically. He'll get the picture Yeah, he'll sit there and wait and get the picture. Remember when I worked in AKF Man Tucson,

and I was just a big Jim Norton fan, and I remember his picture with 50 set, and the story about it, I don't know, and I have him asking for it. Like him asking for the photos was always a funny story. Always funny. So I'm like, I'm looking for a photo where I think, I just wanted to say, it's this little line.

Share that moment. Is it? I just wanted to say I'm a big fan, I am and he walks off the plane he's got like an answer I'm sorry but his boys with them and no one does anything weird I turn around I'm like all right here we go so I go up to him and I go I go yeah all right let it lose dude hit me I guess it's not as bad as I'm building up. It's pretty much. I feel like it's not going to, no, I'm worried there's not going to be funny enough.

That's funny. It's going to be. I go, uh, I turn around. I go, I go, Hey, man, I just wanted to say, think I touched them. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I go, hey man, I just want to say, uh, huge fan, he goes, been a fan since flow Joe came on the box. And he's just kind of blank staring at me, but he's looking right at me. And then he pulls at his phone.

Uh, at which point I'm going like, no way, he's like listening to the Skanks or Bond fire right now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Dude, he, he pushes a button on it. Yeah. Takes out of here, but he goes, no. Excuse me, man, what'd you say? Can I wait?

I went, I just bit a bit of a flow just in the box, and I just start fast walking away. So the walking like flow, Joe. Oh, you're such a good job. I hopped, look at this. I walked fast on the moving sidewalk. Oh, yeah. Move, move, move, move, move. Yeah, stand to the right. Please stand to the right.

Passing left. You're giving out restaurant lingo behind. Corner. Corner. I get like two turns away from them. Two turns the hallway away from them. Collapse the start crying. No.

Worse. It'll be worse for this situation uh... sometimes i'm going to baggage claim or assume we're all going now uh... i turn the corner this guy recognizes me and he goes big day no fucking way to his like all man should can't picture with you and i'm like gaddo totally

and i put my arm i'm slowing this so much that my thoughts cool man i appreciate that and i'm going to show And I put my armor I'm slowing this so much. I'm like, oh, it's cool. Man, I'm in town doing shows. I'm trying to delay it so that Joe can see me. Oh, God. I picture. J. Ernie. I stole it. I can't leave me work out.

Dude, you're solid. He's holding onto the guy. I think I, Jay. Come on, like, I'll make it. I'm like, so we're a fan for I was a fan. We did the thing where he's trying to get out of his grip. We goes in.

And I've been listening to you since Skank started there. You're hurting me. Yeah, you're hurting me. Oh, oh, how long you been a big fan? Oh cool, so no, I engage I figure a minute or so, right? I'm engaging with try to see this happen never saw fat Joe game But yeah, of course it was over. He never came the he goes hey I never came to this place that weirdo that to me on the plane is taking pictures with strangers. He's like floater on the box. What's the box? What's the box? He goes the box.

I don't even know. I think I handled that. Yeah, I was excited. I was on the box. I was on the cool radio. You know, I don't know crossfit. Lingo helped make hot 97 get out of here. I know.

I said, guys, this guy's trying to throw pussy at me. I Should just did the big pun part Oh, I want to sing with Oh, that's quite that's the song I'm listening to go I have to be Damn dude his layering I mean I was like Because I got I go did I say something weird like maybe he doesn't get what I'm saying and then him pulling his phone out and then me going like, I thought the phone being pulled out was something cool. Interesting.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Like he's listening to the song. He's like holy shit man, synchronicity son. Just whatever it is. There was something, because he didn't look angry. He looked like he was like, like I said that. And he kind of looked like, okay, okay. And then when he just took it, I go, sorry, man, because my headphones on,

what we saying? You slapped me, huh? I mean, I couldn't have went more like, I was the box of toe. Oh, Joe, dude, it's not way back, I was saying, I was saying it shouldn't have been pun, it should have been you, you're offended. Am I going to be Jesus?

Excuse me? Excuse me. I said wrong kid died Anyways, enjoy your stay in Portland I'll be a helium comedy club at 8 p.m. Tonight. Oh man meetin fetcho and that is today's what's fresh segment everyone brought to you by Wendy's Get a sausage or bacon, egg and Swiss croissant for just $199 at Wendy's. Only during breakfast hours. Hot limited time only. Price and participation may vary and I'd say they're going to be staunch about that if they participate or not.

But that is my what's fresh. Trying to talk to Fadjo unsuccessfully. It went so, that sucked. When he pulled that earbud out and I was like, oh man, and by the way, again, just like the JLo thing, his friends were not listening to headphones. So they all got to see me die. Lay it out.

Him have no idea what I'm talking, or you don't be, excuse me, what do you say? And then seeing the Toon squad saw me I gotta go actually way up my first notice it was him I had my bag sideways my Backpack sideways in the above head thing and he put his like sideways in front of like a Louis Vuitton one not that job but his boy And so I got up and I was like oh shit. I needed a

Gipsy find a cube. No, I need something out of my bag a wire the cord for my back So I go to get it and I I think he sees that I had to pull his out a little bit and he goes He goes oh, I'm sorry man that I block you in there and then I just with that thing you over shit on yourself I go no, I'm fucking it it it in sideways like an ass. It's me. I'm a fucking ass. And he goes, I swear to you, he goes, he goes, oh, no, man, it's cool. I go, that's fucking stupid. I know that I know the goat. He's like, you know, he's like, he's on yourself, son. And then I just sat down. I was like, I was quick. And I sat down. It's because everybody out of you goes, of your hey man never take care of yourself

You know mental health help is there no longer a stigma attached to that I read we went from being a terror squad to be in the help squad Like you could use someone to talk to lay it on me. We still got four hours in this Help calm lady will you move over to that seat real quick? You might talk to this fellow right here Yeah, it's so better. Help. Help.com. Lady, will you move over to that scene real quick? You mind if I talk to this fellow right here? You're taking these in the house. Here's $100. Watch you move over there. I'm going to talk to my new friend Jason.

Jason was going to do this. He's going to realize, oh, with you, man. We should take our last break. Yeah, take our last break. We'll come back and watch that gang life that you talked about. Yeah, yeah. Can I say one more? Yeah, shake him.

You can see what I mean. Buddy, cheer show. Jacob, I know you're talking about here. You mentioned this before. There was kind of cathartic thing, the bonfire for me. I'm telling you, you know, when that scene from the Matrix 2, the design dance party,

I want to confess that I was so sheltered and didn't do anything. I guess I thought that was like how people danced. I thought that was like a real thing. It a four on trans like state. Yeah, shirtless with sweat everywhere. And I mean, I thought it was ridiculous. But I thought am I this out of touch with the world

and it's not until you actually joked about it on the show that it dawned on me that this was completely ridiculous Jigga, what's all you thinking Zaya dancing is how real dancing goes does explain a lot of those fucking holiday party dance moves We got here. Yeah, I didn't realize you were full fucking I mean it's crazy that's it. Yeah, this is the stand all guys the dancing all visual enjoy right here on the bonfire Oh, we all can go guy. There's a guy so there's there's thousands of people everyone and most of them are black and they're dancing rhythm There's one Asian guy who's not a good dancer Black feet you can see it down. There's a dowel. Yeah, there's Joe Kara

You can see it down. There's a dowel. Yeah. Up on this stand. There's Joe Kara. There's Joe Harara. Harara. Joe Harara. Yeah. Fucking Dave Chappelle's Morpheus. He's Morpheus of comedy.

Take the blue pill. Take the man. Man. Take the rip pill. You're gonna have a lot more fun man. Here's the thing they don't know about it. Zion is real. You're the one.

I feel like there's somewhere where people dance like that. Yeah, like every reason I went to it's called fucking Miami Yeah, it's Christine's your multiple personalities in your head Damn, we should take our final break. No one there eats carbs. Nope. Oh, no Yeah, dude, I'll tell you what when you're unplugged your body is bang damn you're very little body fat You're eating that sludge. Yeah, dude, but the butts though, dude. Oh everyone's fucking no one cares see through sluts God, they only they only released the hot people out of the matrix. Sorry. We keep the ugos in the program So I gotta look at you all the way with Joe Goupa. Yeah, I'm putting back.

I'm putting back to the guy. And all the fat and ugly people you can stay in the program. I'm only trying to fuck women that are pregnant. Here's a fun question all about the matrix. What if you are unplugged? Sure. And you go to Zion, but you're just going to, I mean, I'm not really a club person. Yeah. Do you guys got a bar? I never get invited to a Zion dance party.

Yeah, it just actually felt bad. It's like, I wouldn't go by a ticket. But I also should pan up and just show a bunch of dude smoking cigarettes and sweating and cussing. Yeah, I'd be like, hey, is that what we get like drinking talk? Like, I'm not really gonna meet chicks this way. Hey, I don't mean to be a dickhead, but I just got whipped with dreadlock sweat about four or five times. You know, I know about that, dude. I'm like, yeah, guys, I got a lot of people, other people sweat and no one's grinding against me.

I'm kind of just dancing solo, so I'm a bone out. What'd you say, Christine? I think you'd like it if you let yourself you think I'd like it. Mm-hmm. I have 10 years She has no idea who I am. I understand she's gonna read all thank you there. I love this. I'd be like hey Can I plug I go can I plug in video games somewhere so I could do that while you guys fuck dance for the next three days I guess no one sleeps can you reach me had a power nap because I kind of like going down Do you guys mind if I go back into the matrix and just like fucking own them for a season in the NFL? Yeah, someone's gonna someone's gonna walk into my room big. Hey, what are you doing dude the the rhythmic weird Slow-mo parties happening at the back of my own head I go

Sorry, I just Just took the Niners to a 14 and three season. No, you guys party. I'm gonna go I'm gonna be I'm gonna go be like leader of a country and like kill everyone. Yeah, you guys want to plug me And I got a karate tournament to fuck up. Yeah, they're gonna wonder how I'm flipping six times in the air I don't know I'm gonna probably go take the light heavyweight and heavyweight UFC title with very little effort Yeah, I'm gonna punch a guy's hard out who's being mean to a woman in a bar later. I'm really gonna make some headlines. I'll be back though.

It's all fake. I'm probably gonna Superman II. It's like, change time. That was Superman one when that was slain died. It all mushy Superman II is when everybody was losing their powers on the outside. Well, he was safe Inside Neil before his odd brilliant. It's good hack me brilliant Josh had a Myers Nagar the M comedy jam live streaming tonight

10 p.m. Eastern 7 p.m. Pacific live raw and uncut no condoms everyone HD No condoms, everyone. HD, Yamani Kami, Jessica Mateo, a big guest. And I'm guessing by what we're talking about, almost like I say, guaranteed Chappelle. So get that ticket. With Kanye. With Kanye, probably. And if you think that means Travis and Courtney

won't be dancing up, it's gonna be a Zion dance party. Get down there. Get down to the video if you're in New York. It's the goddamn comedy jam and it's Paul Essence. It's just a Matrix dance party. Make sure you go to mintcomedy.com, M-I-N-T, comedy.com for tickets. It is going to be a blast. We'll be right back with Josh Head of Myers, and we'll take this bitch all the way home.

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