The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Disgusting Hawk Returns (feat. Jessica Kirson)

Episode Date: September 22, 2021

Jessica Kirson joins The Bonfire and the guys and her comment on a foul-mouth lady at a board meeting. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@JessicaKirson www.JessicaKirson.com

I'm Dan Soder. I'm Big J. Ocarson, and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. SiriusXM, Faction Talk 103, I'm Dan Soder. That is Big J. Ocarson and our guest. I would say the bonfire favorite. Yeah, really? Yeah, I would go go ahead and call you that from the favorite. Yeah, from the call my god, a compilation prank album featuring Rachel Feinstein and this lovely human being Jessica Kerson. Welcome back to the bottom. That makes me so happy because I love you guys so much. Yeah, we have we listen. We

always get pumped when you're coming. Yeah, we have two videos today that were pumped to watch with you. Well, you're considered part of the bonfire extended universe family because when they make when someone makes a lot of you know art people like send pictures they draw and little cartoons they make and everything and you're always like in the I love that. Oh, yeah, it's amazing I mean you were here you were here for such legendary moments is the Modine beef. Yeah Disgusting hawk I know I've been born out of I'm a hawk The hawk a hawk yeah, it's been will you put you're putting out an album with Rachel yeah call girls doing prank phone calls Which is how I got my, I would say that was

initially how I learned I was funny. Oh my God. Yeah. How do you get a young person anymore with all of, I think you can only prank old, the elderly now because they don't understand caller ID and whatnot. No, we got some younger people. Yeah. You did.

I mean, people are dumb. You, sure. Let's just be honest. We perform comedy all over the country. Oh, yeah. You hit the middle of the country. You hit the middle of the country. Yeah. We perform comedy all over the country. There's a lot of stupid people. Yeah. You get middle country people, like they put on the glasses to answer the phone.

Who is this? Who is calling me? Did you prank anybody that, where you're like, this isn't going anywhere and then it just opens up and you're like, oh, this is the best prank. Oh, yeah. I mean, there's time. And then there's times when it's going great, but then you can't get the okay, which sucks.

How do you do that? Can I ask how you do that? I call right back, right? Yeah, I mean, sometimes you have to call back and get them to say, yes, you have to talk them into it. You have to beg them. I mean, did you have anybody that was like, no? Yes, a lot of times.

But then, so frustrating. Did you have anybody that flipped that one from being like, no, absolutely not. You have to be like, oh. I mean, there's ways like that I talk them into it. My favorite ones, I kept calling Chinese restaurants and they would scream at me, like, oh, I don't know, I don't know, don't, don't, don't, don't,

scream me alone. It's like, please let us use, she's like, don't cry back at it, like they were screaming at that. You're tying up the line, dude. There's people trying to get some fucking orange chicken and you're over here tying it up. Well, we called is the old Jewish woman. So I'm like I really would like chicken. Could you make sure she's like what you want? But she was getting so impeached. Yeah dude that's fucking great.

I love that. I love busy people trying to deal with prank calls. Did you ever I think I think Howard Stern showed it where it was they just put it three-way call and they just put two I used to do that at the radio Oh, that's my favorite is it answering each other goes why you want what you want? Say a number for you what you want what you call for you go number four? I go no why you call for I call for you I usually have so hard at those that I could not breathe on how it's turned show used to do that. Well, no, because of stern doing that, I worked at KFMA, shout out KFMA day in Tucson, Arizona,

I worked at the rock station. And when a bunch of people would call in, I, when my buddy, which had was there, we get drunk on Saturday nights to my shift from six to midnight. We just be playing it and drinking and going outside as a moment cigarettes. But when the call lines would light up, we would answer two at the same time and mute our microphones and be like, hey, hey, hey, can you guys, I wanna hear Metallica, I don't,

I wanna hear Slipdown. It was like two guys, we were like, what do you, what do you, I don't, I can't hear you, where I go, see you play it, he goes, oh, you play it. Yeah, dude, it was art, is this in this KFMA? And he goes, I'm called in KFMA. And he's like, oh, you play it. Yeah, dude, it was art. Is this in this KFMA?

And he goes, I'm calling KFMA. And he's like, oh, it's this KFMA. And they would, what's just so funny? Just because the people are dumb, dude, they just, you know, they'll be aged with the Asian, with the Asian restaurants, what's so funny is, they genuinely, it's like a Philadelphia person doesn't hear a Philadelphia accent.

They can't just tell by voice that it's another Asian person desperately trying to speak horrible English. Hold on. So if they could solve this problem, if one of them would just start speaking Chinese and then the other one could go, oh, this is someone's fucking with us. Is this Marty over in burial dragon?

Instead they could, instead they could, I know it was you. I just know. It's still on a second. Instead they just keep tricking, they just keep misunderstanding each other's English. So it's like, what do you call for?

And the other person's like, you want number four? It's like, you want number four then. And then they're both saying you want number four. And it's like, but it's all broke off that one of them said the word for at all. Just a nephew picks up the phone. A nephew picks up the phone and he's like, who is this?

All right, they got this. This is the answer. What's going on? I go into law school. What do you want? Speaking of Chinese, I saw a woman get whacked on a bike today by a cab. She was riding a bike. She was lady.

Oh yeah. And then I ran out to her and she's like, I so much pain. What did you just leave? Did you have to stay with her? No, I always stay with people. And then I'm in rage because she, like I always try not to go. She's the one who should try. She should try where he doesn't mr. Miyagi We go

Is this grinders? Deliver these flowers What's good? I'd like to give the award to what is that? Ming Ming Zao is gonna get back on her bike. Ming Zao is gonna get back on her bike Ming Zao is gonna deliver those flowers. Ming Zao Dude I got I was taking a cab from spot to spot and I was going to the old stand and the guy pulled up the wrong street and I was like dude It was park avenue like dude. I'll just fucking get out here It's like 21st and park and I open the door and a delivery driver over those no pets

She was fucking rammed into it and he was an African dude and he's like He was just screaming at me, but he was like trying to pick up the food. It was pure chaos. And I was like, I'm late. I got to go to a show. Are you okay? He's like, I'm fine. And I was like, I don't know.

Dude, last night at Skanks, while we were on air, of course, Skanks fans got out of an Uber street side. And another car came by and just wailed the door right off. While we were on the show. And then the guys just came and sat down. I was like, guys, what's going on? I was like, what's going on? I was like, what's going on? got out of an Uber street side and another car came by and just wailed the door right off while we're on the show. And then the guys just came and sat down. Oh, yeah. I was like, guys, what's going,

and they were like, they were shitty. They had all these guys, we were calling them at two. Like, that's kind of fucked. They gave them, like, they gave them a one star. And it's, God, it's got me killed. Like, you got out on the street side. Yeah, what are you doing? I think she milked it.

She was like, I need so much pain. I was like, do you want me to call? I'm so close to much money. I just gonna be ice go get me ice She's pop her neck back in that's one thing about far or something. They don't want to go to the hospital She picked up her leg and just hop Everything fine. She slammed everything good. She slammed her shoulder back in like rigs I'm going to go to the Chenys and recipe. Oh, ancient Chinese secret.

Dude, yeah, that's watching people get, I got rocked one time by a guy on a bike when I was hung over. My girlfriend, the girlfriend at the time lived in the East Village and I was crossing third avenue, whatever third avenue, Bowery, whoever it becomes. And I just show hung over 2 p.m. in the afternoon, walking across the street, had the light. Guy hits me and I'm just like, I didn't fall, but I stumbled. I was like, blah, and he ate shit. And got up and was like, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Because he ran, he went through the light, but do fucking jacked me. But for the aggressive nature of what's gonna happen when a bicycle hits anything a person or a car

Yeah, the fact that they're one I got to see them. They yelled nasty shit to No, I'm saying with they're on the bike. Oh, yeah walking and like it's like you gotta fucking way look at it How the bell is gonna way Yeah, they got a changer they got a changer bike bell It really goes Need a semolina Look out the danger Dude they should have a fucking big old rig horn

You go that's a jar shoot that's oh my god. Oh, it's a city bike. I thought I'm fucking a real I've had that ring Did I've had that ring I've been standing in a bike lane where someone's stopped right next to me on a bike because I was in their way totally Yeah, and realized by the time I turn around I go what's that dinging I've been hearing for 30 seconds and I turn around and right next we do it like ding ding ding I go I'll do that didn't even jar me what's that you almost hit me you stopped you did it and you did it sarcastically and pass aggressively they're very aggressive anybody here the sprinkling of raindrops it's a bite

it's not scary. That's why you need that. You need that fucking rig horn. Um, fuck, poooo. Third avenue of quick. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I got a shooter. Active shooter. It's a bike. Jessica, here's how you know when you're a favorite guest, when we save things to watch with you. Okay. I'm so excited. Yes, but this one, Dan, I haven't seen, I watched it today.

Yes, bitch. It was on, it was on, it was on World Star Queen. Spill it. And it's a, it's a lady. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

Meow. We are going to watch this video. It's a lady complaining about the content in books at a kids' middle school. So all right. You get the deal with that. So already she's a blast at the block party. Yeah.

But Jessica, as a parent, do you see other parents that you're just like, I would, are you fucking idiot? I don't get involved in that shit because I'll end up getting into wars with people. So I let my two baby mamas deal with that kind of shit. Hell yeah. But yeah, let's see what this idiot has to say. I don't even know where and I just called her in.

Oh, don't worry. It was just a, oh, it was on there. Go down, go down. We had it where it was. Keep going. As before, Amber Rose still looks great. Oh my God, who's that with the bikini on? That was keep going. It was before Amber Rose still looks great. Oh my God, who's that with the bikini on? That was Amber Rose.

Yeah, we watched that. Well, there was another video on here. I didn't want Danny C actually when it pops up. Some of his world star, I don't think Dan goes on world star enough. I should show them they're waiting for him there. Keep going. Sorry, we wait, have far back that you go. I don't know, we have far back.

I don't know. We had it wherever it was on the world's starting. It was up there. Keep going. Is it sorry? Is it? Yes, it's yes, but first show Dan, them jugs bouncing. Oh, that's pretty cool because that's cool for Dan. It's cool for everybody. Just this is nice for Dan. Dan's a big fan of humongous boobs. Yeah. Bam, bam. Just this is nice for Dan Dan's a big fan of humongous boobs and Yeah Oh

Great Be pop I give her credit right yeah I Wow I'm gonna have some slow moes. Wow. Damn. Duncan. Okay, now you can go back to that homepage, where is that?

Slam dunk, dude. Will you click this off of? What a sweet woman. What a nice lady. And then there's a lot of time pack here. Sweet nice lady. The vulnerable. Yeah, so vulnerable.

I don't know if that was a dropper really Jacob. Cause Jacob's in Florida. I think that was my stunt. Okay, so vulnerable. Dude, this lady is a lot. I don't know if that was a dropper really Jacob because Jacob's in Florida. I think that was my stomach So vulnerable do this lady is a lot. Well, I have to tell you right now This is like a whole genre of people showing up at school board meetings in fucking see council meetings and just saying some fucking wild shit It's not wild. She's just like it's just bitching about something. We're like a lady Pick her first of all look at her face already. She looks like she was smoking hot 15 years ago.

Smoking hot? Yes. Grab my coffee I forgot over here. I'm not rushing you Jessica. Yeah. She looks like she. I didn't feel unsafe. She doesn't look like she is hot.

You're right but me. You're touching me. You're right but me. Falken leave your hand off me. You're falken be raping me. You're falken tortured me Falken, leave your hand off me. You're a falken, you're a falken, you're a falken, touchin' me, chis. They're trying to finger my eyes out. Stop falken, touchin' me, chis.

You this lady is just, I mean, if she has a husband, he's definitely like you. Well, there's two together in red. Are they a team here? No, no, no, that's just a side by side picture. That's just where we're at. Oh, got it. That's glasses on, glasses off.

Got it. Yeah, look at two cheerleaders. Oh, got it. That's glasses on, glasses off. Got it. Yeah, look at T. G. Oh, I see. Enjoy yourself, that's it. Christine's taking off to go have some fun and listen to a little Ani DeFranco. Why, Christine? Live in the park, go have fun.

Go enjoy yourself. Yeah. I can't wait to meet you and your put your girlfriend when you come home. Oh my God, I hope she's a bruiser and just takes you down. I hope she shoots for the legs. Hey have fun Lincoln armpit hair with all them gals Sizzling yeah, by the way, I mean it's not it's it's only to Franco into the indigo girls. Yeah

That's what's happening in the park tonight. It is going to be after hers the indigo girls Christine Please take a picture of this Lesb Fest. It's going to be really great. It's going to be very fun. I would love to go near it. Me homophobic. Enough ladies. I'm not married to a woman. Ladies, that is plenty of denim. Please. Enough. Try and get this video to play it on. Christine, you know what, Christine, you're a hard job, job dude Sometimes this shit don't know is it not the right one to play? It's just not playing See what I mean Maybe it's not so easy what Christine left

To the right I'll just shake my titties till we get this thing up Just not going now are those natural I think I'll hell yeah the way those balanced I really were I dance out of big tata expert in those were 100% a natural round yes The way they moved and grooved oh BP Hmm

There it is now we got this bitch going dude Fuck out of here Get the fuck out of you just go I for the boys pussy or the idea of a so she's arguing this I told you this is why I'll shit this is some mask

mandate shit where she's like there needs to be a new high school for cats you don't want to be masked and I think she's that's what she's getting that's the point she's getting so no no this is all about what's happening in the books. This is all about books. I think so. All right. Okay. Do the books need to be masked? Yeah. To go. Make a mask.

Take me and date and spread. I was going to talk about the need. All right. Well, I'm just thankful that y'all don't have the ability to make a mask. Take me and date and spread. I was going to talk about the need for a second high school, but I was sidetracked by, for the boys, pussy or the idea of pussy or the idea of pussy, a Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican. Take her out back, we boys figured, then hand on the titties, put it in her coin box, put it in her coin hole, grab a hold of that braid, rub that calico. You can find that on page 39 of the book called

Out of Darkness, which you can find at Hudson Bend Middle School and BK Middle School. All right. That smug smile makes me want to hit her in the head. I want to tell you, I'm fucking hate women like that. Look at you know what you can find? On page 42, it says, fuck my butt until it's up. The lotty fountain. You know what you can find on page 42 it says fuck my butt until it's a bloody fountain. You know what else it says? It says suck come down like a little bit of a cum gobbler.

I always do when they go. So what do you think is happening right probably Beirut or Kabul? Nope. Yeah. Right here in blah fuck you'll annoy. Did you see that bottom lip up with the channels? Yes. That fucking horrible face. And I would hate that. You're not reading this down. It crystals the adult shop. You're reading this down at the Edgerton Middle School Go Falcons.

You're dead. I'm lemon-a-name and small, mean-y, and large, and pussy fuck my tongue. I can see that on page 42. This is a grease in the line. This is a text message from my husband to his secretary. I'm gonna mouth fuck you and show you. Pussy's a swat.

And my father was never around page 57. What's up? It's Sharon, aka coldcooter 91 on Incy Messenger. My husband's seeing someone else because my pussy's dry like pie crust. Yeah, I'm like rough beef that was left out. Why does my husband constantly smell his own fingers, page 9? This kid's son is a cutter. Oh, her son definitely.

She calls it my, it's my before you do She also called it Whatever his name is by the way her son she calls him my that all the time like my Brandon things You know my Brandon went there for my friend my Brandon summer camps there dirty Italian boy gave my Brandon some ecstasy Oh my Brandon was gotten trouble in school today a little bit I'm scared of my Brandon. I found out my Brandon has a nickname. I mean social circles as the circus seal Sucks all the dicks of the boys on the basketball team Now my Brandon wouldn't do that. No when. Oh my god. My Charles is probably rolling over my

face right now. By the way, it's my favorite thing you brought into my life is all old people called her dead dead. My they're dead. My friends would love this so my genius would have been 92 just wish she would see it. Let's get back to this fucking. Back it up a little. Bow back it all the way up. Already did back it up. Fine, motherfucker, what's back? Watch the smirk.

Is a Mexican? Is a Mexican? Oh, here it is. But I was sidetracked. Oh, by the way, she leans in by going, I was gonna say there should have been another high school, but you guys have spared my wrath. Yeah, she was, you sidetracked.

I was looking into, she was gonna come here to bitch about there should be a school for no masks. Yeah Build a whole new building for no masks and Then as you go but I got side tracked with Fuck a Mexican sucker. Tint flappin in her pussy's Rub it down two fingers deep stretch a mouth pull it out sucker meat burrito I was gonna say there should be 18 high schools, but I got signed I'm Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican I was gonna suck my tit scum puddle bucaki

bucaki jizm facial Eat my whole nine I was gonna say applesauce should have been illegal, but then I read this Second fucking fucking fucking suck. Yeah. Chew on my lips like old gum. Really norm up. Bounce me.

lick my ass hole. 46 page 9. I hate myself. Tits. Out of the dark, this JD rob. Tits. Tits penis. Bop it. Twisted. Rabbit. Sit on my face. this JD Rob tips tips penis but it twisted

we're at it sit on my face I say no Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican she sounds like she's what she's doing is like the guy remember that old video you can probably find two seconds the guy who's getting upset about gay pornography the African guy

he goes in there they stick that penis in the booboo's One of the funniest things that And the booboo's come out and the booboo come out And then he sucked the man's Oh man, I want to find it They just found there was planes two weeks ago. No, you know, it's just a little sex to them Boo boo What is it? First we find out about fork now No, no, no, no, it's the

He's made a bomb. Well, let's get let's get a I'm just thankful that y'all don't have the ability to make a mask peak mandate and that's my nice night tonight I can high school, but I was sidetracked by For the boys pussy or the idea of pussy or the idea of idea of pussy. A Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican. Pause it. She does this so much. No one is shook in this audience. When she got up everyone's like, there she comes. There she comes. Fucking no mask. You're called planned. Demick. There's a there's a log of tapes that are coming in.

She goes Hey guys, I was gonna talk about school lunches being that healthy enough. Who's got time for that guy side track for the girls? Cunt blast all the Roman candle in your trot the only thing up the only show my clip like an old cigar the only time The only time this bunch bunch my ovaries really looped up and get a good old side fist in there Now what do you guys think that is something that was yelled at me by a crazy homeless person today? Or was it something right here in the library that this woman's husband only relaxes when he's at his side Filipino chicks place It is deck sucked to watch his ports on these like you know what I'm sorry my place is so dirty. He's like baby. This place is great

I gotta go get I gotta go get people out I gotta go hang from a plane. I don't know. I think there's a guy trapped in one of the turbines I I got him. Oh, he heard he goes, you know, you know, the telephane just attacked the American soldiers again. He went, oh, yes. Hey, babe, hey, babe, and you're going to volunteer to go out and you go, sorry, retire for 10 years. I'm Harold. So Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican. Sorry, John, I'm doing some reading. I have to scour every book in the middle school library to find bad Passages to be upset by good luck out there Semper-fi and also they're talking about all this pussy, but then we lose the N word and Trades it trade

I can't say my favorite word you can't say your favorite word engines Then hand on the titties engines here then hand on the titties and on the everybody be quiet everybody be quiet because we would we definitely need hand on the titties is a drop oh yeah

here then hand on the titties put it in her coin box put it in her coin grab a hold of that brain rub that calico rub that calico I'm gonna start calling it the calico

yeah if that calico you're gonna fuck that Calico. Yeah, I call my dick a weirdo. Yeah, look at this weirdo show you weirdo I call my vagina brisket I call mine a moot a meat tube You want a squirt of the meat tube? Yeah, well he want a little roll of this Pillsbury uncooked. I don't know if it has the thickness. I want to lick my garbage can. I go, uh-oh, look who's here.

It's the Poohn minor. I call it the Poohn minor. Poohn minor. Get on in to Diggin' Moon. That's a good one. Diggin' to some Poohn. She's about to tell you that she had. That's a good one. Dig into some Pooh-N. She's about to tell you that she had to look up a cornhole. Well, she thought it was that game.

Well, let's find out. You can find that on page 39. 39. You know, this pitch behind her started recording because she knows how wide she is. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Look at the cameras up in the club.

Oh, I see that. She's not even doing the fake like, I'm on my phone. Yeah. She's like, this is a, I I'm gonna get this. I can't wait because it's gonna be a fun dinner tonight. We're gonna break this one down. The book called Out of Darkness, which you can find at Hudson Bend Middle School. Hudson Bend Middle School? All right, not gonna lie. I had to Google Cornhole because I have the game in the back of my yard, but according to Wikipedia, Cornhole is a sexualist

slang, vulgarism, for anus. The term came into the use in the 1910s of the United States is verb form. You know what? This is why men assault women. Yeah. She got that's funny. You bring that up. I'm going to read a thing that's going to make you want to get violent on me. Oh, Jess. Oh, I wish you were here yesterday when we went through. So horrible. When we went through the gap, we got a little shit for it too. I don't know if you know online. I'm gonna get you a little bit of shit.

A little bit of shit. You did for what? Yeah, because the Gabby Polito story, the girl, that disappeared and died very sad. Yeah. Very sad. Of course, which we did. You know, it's funny, on the things we were getting people angry about it,

a lot of people wrote back to go, they disclaimed this specifically for this story. I said, it's horrible. If the guy killed her, he should be in prison or killed and he's a piece of shit. We were all at this claim or stuff, but they should have that body cam video of her. And in two seconds, she goes, it's my OCDs real bad, and like, I have bad vibes today.

And you're like, ah Christ, right away. You're like, the cops were there because she was beating him up. Yeah, I know, I haven't followed any of it. Yeah, she just, but just the funny thing was like when she was every bit of 22 year old white girl in the body, I'm sure. So it's just like funny when you're like,

I was always gonna be like this, beautiful rising, I know. I know, it's like my OCD is kicking my ass. And it's like my vibes are terrible. And you're like, yeah, shit. But that's also like no one ever thinks about that. Historical people are still people. So like there was a moment where Anne Frank was like,

I'm hungry. You know, like being like a, like being like a girl. Well, they've just got that unbelievable bit of great men cheat. Oh yeah, great. You know what, Martin Luther King was a cheater and they go, so that change is what about is, Like being like a girl. They've got that unbelievable bit of great men cheat. Oh, yeah Great Martin Luther was a cheater and they go so that changes what about his like yeah you fought for freedom and equal rights Like hey fuck the other woman goes. Yeah, all right I know I hate when people do that. It's like people are human. Yeah John London hit his first wife

Yeah, so London hit his first wife. Yeah, it sucks. So did I Let it be let it just let it be when I got to crack you in the chops for running your big flap and mouth With words of wisdom let it be There's Jacob. Hey Jacob. Um, go back to, yeah. It's a handful, which came into usage in the 1930s means to have anal sex. She has, by the way, takes one to know one, she has pill mouth. Absolutely has pill mouth. This woman pops 78 pills a day. Because it's the con hoe fifth fight looked it up

I'm about we have it out by but I think you guys are good at it. This is fucking fuck. Yeah, she takes an enormous amount Got that peanut butter mouth Well, you know guys guys and by the way, anal sex And by the way, anal sex Anal, so by the way, well I did a few seconds before you hit play because when she says anal sick I think she doubles down that nice here We go because I have the game in the back of my yard. Yeah, you do everyone's got the game in the back of the yard That's where she has a fatty Because I got the game in the back of my yard So like what's this about? Who's the fucking big bagger? I got her in a stand, something!

I've got the game in the back, the back in place of it, and if I'm not fucking down some more exits, I'm really getting crazy. How many of which you think it takes to get the center to steal pop? One, two, last time I checked. What are you reading? You're going to get your, you're going and get your you go and get your corral I have to look up my cornhole health if you know Here you guys you guys are not pretty cool about Oh The ladies check it. Look by the way. She's checking her. She's like she knows she has to go go backwards Dan the lady behind filming She checks her watch. She's like damn. I got to go but

God damn what she had a minute. She had a minute. She had 43 seconds. This is oh man. I got to go but this is juicy this is juicy. What are you into? Wicked media. What is that song about? Is that? We the people are the majority. Cool sweatshirt. That's some fucking can under there though.

The same role as Dancing Before. Playing. Vulgris. I'm not saying. For Inus, the term came into the use in the 1910s of the United States is verb form to come hole, which came into usage in the 1930s, means to have anal sex. I do not want my children to learn about anal sex in middle school.

I have never had anal sex. I don't want to have anal sex. Oh, it's so good. I don't want to have any anal sex. Oh. Oh, it's so good. By the way, to say I've never had anal sex, but to yell that I've never had nothing about this, you're upset that it's in a do you know?

I mean I have no City Councilman city councilman Edwards would you like to say anything goes? Would you like to put just Would you like to I've never had it. I don't want to have he goes I just, I just got to breathe in a little bit. You know, I may must have. If anything that gives her less credit, and I would listen to her less, I know she hasn't had it. I had one in the stinking one in the pink at the same time. Top. I've been in a meat sandwich like you wouldn't believe. And I don't want my kids

learning about it now because they're going to learn about it when they see my videos. I just want to say that I have never had anal sex and I never... Yeah, don't worry your kids are never gonna have any kind of sex when you come to school tomorrow and your mom's the lady who was screaming anal sex at the PTA meeting. Oh great dude. Which came into usage in the 1930s. Uses. So hey dude, my mom came home last night with a video of Your mom

Screaming anal sex and cornhole at the town hall anal sex Remember we thought the we the people are the majority shirt lady was the bat shit one nope Let's try to clock this lady's reaction to see if she fucking perks up at the anal sex moment sex I do not want my children to learn about anal sex in middle school. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she goes. I don't want my kids having anal sex. Wait, she's saying I don't want to have anal sex?

Yeah, she's never had it. Oh my. Yeah, her husband's in the back of the room gone. I know. I know. By the way, you know she's working off the speech. I spent 12 years trying to fucking break through this. Yeah, she's in line. Yeah.

Uh, the rule, woman, she tries to follow almost a comedic rule of three, like the speaking rule where it's like the third one's the um, she's like, I had my, I don't know, I don't know. So she just goes, I don't have anal sex. I don't want to have anal sex. I don't want my kids having anal sex. Right, the most ridiculous one.

Yeah, go ahead with it. Yeah, no one thinks could you read a book, your kids having anal sex right the most ridiculous one yeah no one thinks could you read a book you want your kids having anal sex did I know for the record I don't want my kids having anal sex either you hear me world put that in the ether uh you know I don't want my dog having it I don't want my dog I don't want my child's hamster having anal sex I prefer with my my neighbors anyone I have to shake hands. I don't want my mailman having anal sex. I don't want the fireman having anal sex. I don't want Betty White having sex. I don't want John Madden.

I know he's still alive. It's gonna occupy their time. Dude, it's so funny just the thought of her being like anal sex is everywhere. My husband says it's everywhere and it's coming for everyone's money for us. That was the, remember that family guy, when they try to become Jewish and he goes, is the guy, I think Meg asked a mom, she goes, mom, is sodomy illegal in the Jewish faith?

And she goes, I hope so, Meg. I really do. That's over to Peter and he goes, it's not Lois. It's not. It's not. It's not. I don't want my kids having anal sex. I want you to start focusing on education and your public health. So you're on.

You got cut. Yeah, I like to cut her off. She was, yeah, we have a six anal sex minimum before we have to cut the mic. Yeah, dude, I want so much more of her. Well, they're digging the heart world. Someone's gonna dig in the heart world. This is not her first rodeo here.

Her poor children. Yeah, poor children. Oh my God. Oh, look at her, dude. This broad shoulder. I can't see the video. Where is the sun? Because I would be melting if I was there.

Oh, he's not there. If he is, he's outside smoking. Even if he's outside smoking even if he's eight years old Just like smoking a cigarette Oxy One guy, Jessica you nailed it one guy wrote oxycodone and trists are up pints available Or is this trying to sell on world star? Our sex life probably boring as fuck husband out there in the streets making up for it Her points are very valid.

There's people who absolutely support her. She did this guy cake beat her wrote. She know damn well. She'd be getting her cornhole, her corn hike obliterated obliterated obliterated. She sexy. Do she think she got stuck in the booty? Don't knock it till you try it, sweetie. Oh, Delani. Oh, Delani. Hello, Delani. Hello. Hello. Dude, that's so fucking funny.

Not gonna lie, she's crazy for sure. Yeah. She's crazy for sure, but if much while if you're old came home with, what is that? With noise? Came out with noise, losing on the school too. Noise.

I don't know, a little bit, dude. Well, that's, I like what this one got fucking, El Chicano had didn't hold back. Jesus. What are you writing? She's reading excerpts from the books that her middle school age child's supposed to read.

The school system is indoctrining our children with all their immoral, whoa, whoa, whoa, three words that are all very aggressive. Yeah, that person all very aggressive. Yeah, that person's pretty best. Yeah, cool. I mean, that's how I started eating box is from reading stuff in school. Yeah, I never thought about it before that

when I was in school. It's my teacher's fault. That's why I was getting cornhold all through eighth grade. Yeah, stupid books. I was in, thank God I read, you know, well, wait, that's not raped It was I would I would sit out in a parking lot with my asshole open and people would throw bean bags into my asshole More points three points. I forgot in there. My I was confused a bit on the description. I read the grapes of wrath So things like but fucking they go. I thought it's like a bean bag game. I go. I guess I'll try to marry the two Well, there's bean bags in my asshole I thought it was like a bean bag game I go, I guess I'll try to marry the two.

Well there's bean bags in my ass hole. Is that what that means? Do you guys drink chords? There's bean bags in my ass hole. That's like an old time on. That's a country one that writes itself. You've been listening to Sirius XM's Bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on Sirius XM!