The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Heat Of The Moment (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: May 12, 2022

The guys play songs of female empowerment while Justin Silver explains his fetish. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocroson and Dan Soder. So best to still honor it so... Oh girl. You go, you get out there, you tackle the day. Today is your day and no man's gonna tell you how to live your life. Welcome to the bonfire, series XM Facts of Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big J. Ocroson. Hey, and this today, it's all about music, that just lets ladies fly.
Starting point is 00:00:26 I heard this in my Uber and I was at Gio. Today is gonna be straight. Get up and go bitch music. Yeah, it's go girl music all day. You go girl. The call lines are open. We have a phone number, I never, oh no, it's right here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:40 866-969-1969. Good paperwork, Lou. Great. The paperwork. Great paperwork. That of course are Black Tiger, the Black King, Lewis. John's. We got Jacob Atatak, Kristine Evans, of course. The Life's Blood, DJ Lewitsky. The Back Road. We go back to that call's procedure for a second, because I want to make sure we clear these up here.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Rob City's calling back so that I personally will like him again. How about four non-blans? What's up? Well, Rob, you fucking asshole. We already went through that song and said, no, so no, I like you. Wow. I'm an idiot. No, Rob, we did go through that one already, but you don't have to call back for me to like you. I like you, bloody. Are we not going to rob dude classic Rob? This is classic Rob. can't get mad rob are we not gonna do the shaniah twins
Starting point is 00:01:29 Man, I feel like a woman. Well, I know you get you get ready to watch Trish run through the wall like the cool-aid man I call to our mother Yeah, Justin texted me on mother. Did you text her? Oh? Justin texted me on mother. Did you text her? I text her. Oh yeah, there it is. Wooo! This is definitely, I think the false story on. You wake up, cover it.
Starting point is 00:01:53 You wake up, the false story. This is you, this is you in a bath. You're waking up in a bath because someone just fucking adrenaline your heart back. What do we do this? Oh, I oh that woman man i felt like a woman i love this album
Starting point is 00:02:10 i always say like i don't like country at all but i do i did love this out i'm not joining in country it's not a country she's not the only lady that gulfs she's the rage against the machine of chick rock never listen to her here comes You're gonna change against the machine of Chick-Roc. You're gonna be a revolutionary. You're a communist.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Damn yeah dude. No man stopped me. Stop it. I'm being a woman. I'm gonna get a little far. Uh uh uh uh uh uh. It was totally crazy. Lookin' I'm a leader.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Give her the best shit on her dick. A wink of hope. I'm not telling anybody this is an okay thing to do, but if you want to have a lot of foam and you and your white friends are together, send these songs and find a way to plug in racist, ethnic groups. Wow. Always funny. Always funny. I feel like a woman.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I can't do it right here. I can't do it here because you know FCC and all. But just saying. Just saying. Oh, and FCC here. All right, here we go. Man, I feel. What about Eric?
Starting point is 00:03:20 What about Eric's online for? What about his recommendation? I think it's I think it's a crime That you think ray of light by Madonna is the song that's gonna get you going Eric. I mean it would that we're going one per artist Am I right Eric then it would have to be material girl? I don't even like material material or holiday Holiday holiday What's that or escapade Eric what you say buddy it doesn't get me going I was just trying to think of a Madonna song I'll get to meet I mean I guess it gets people upon Louis CK works out to it so I was just just as Louis CK work out to ray of light by Madonna we want to know what makes you
Starting point is 00:04:01 feel that on all in a back in the day that's hilarious this is a dope one best. I'm saying it's too cool of a song This is the war the ball with this one. Can you put on Ray? Actually Eric you brought up a great thing maybe think of keep bring up Peter Griffin doing Ray of light It's one of the funniest things ever. It's revolutionary revolution This song yeah, no, it's definitely in the genre Oh my god Vogue and Vogue Free your mind
Starting point is 00:04:35 Oh For you turn this up. This is so Maybe you should have some coffee there you could you could have some red ball. Red ball? What the hell is red ball? You never heard of red ball? It's an energy drink. Here you go, Peter. Sound the house.
Starting point is 00:04:55 So, what do you think? You really I love when they animate the exact shit Madonna does Huh You know what ginger Ninja just texted me and he had a good one Cheryl Crow all I want to do Fantastic I thought that earlier never said it. I'll take credit All I want to do fantastic. I thought I'd earlier never said it. I have to take credit Sure you did whatever what your name was it was ginger ginger. Oh, ginger. I'm sorry. No, that is a great one That's a fucking absolutely oh, yeah, dude. Come on the same no disco and that's Dude you turn that faucet so fast right here I hate this fucking what I don't like either but here doesn't matter. You get why don't like it either, but here. Doesn't matter. You get why I don't like it the wrong way.
Starting point is 00:05:45 It's a boss, it's on, dude. Shut up, I'm sudsin' my hair, bitch. Dan, use your new Loufa, and that oatmeal soap I got you. Oh. My tits are lookin' heavier. Absolutely. And a little bit of that lavender rose mist I got you for a little hour.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Oh my gosh. You're on your period, and that's okay. Honestly, it is. You're a woman you're ovulating. I'm feeling bloated, but also at the same time I'm feeling good. That's alright. Hey isn't that why they make elastic waist pants? You know it's sister. The share of any good ones of these. Oh yeah. Believes it. It's a little too disco-y though I would say the if I could
Starting point is 00:06:23 turn back times probably hers. Hmm. I don't know. I don't know if it's a girl girl. It does, it does, you're right, it's not. It's too like, it's like rock. It's like bowed rock, it's not the same thing. Aretha Franklin, Franklin respect.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Yeah. Alright Jacob, that's not gonna be like that. Give her a do. I don't know if it's a girl girl. Oh, you make me feel like a natural woman. No. No, not at all. Just you. You make me, that's it.
Starting point is 00:06:51 We did do Kelly Clark's. Oh, there's the one, there's the one for Taylor Swift. Shake it off. Yeah. That's the one. That's the go girl. Yeah, I gotta hear this, who run the world girls. And we keep popping up, but it's gonna break the color barrier
Starting point is 00:07:07 and Jay's racist song. And I want that barrier kept. I played it before. I know that. I know that you heard it. I did. Did I hate it? And it got me go.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Hold the line Jay. Hold the line. What do we got? What are you playing right now? I'm playing girls. Whole celebrity skin. Now. Taylor Swift. You're right. You know what? The shower is already on. Huh? I'm already out of the shower.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Oh, for sure. Oh, I guess what a pop tar just popped out of the toaster and I caught it. You know, it's funny. You realize you realize you've got my little personalized coffee thing. Sip, not too hot. this is a song where like you you have a problem that happens like you find out You go like a hole in your stockings and then you look up and you just staple the whole shut and kind of go like who cares Or you rip it off and you're like I'm gonna get a wear stockings because it's fucking sunny out Here we go or maybe just to take those stockings open throw them in a bush Yeah, I'm going legs out. Yeah, everyone can see my muff. I don't care. I'm a slut here.
Starting point is 00:08:08 I'll leave that period stain on the butt seat. I'll give it shit. Look at my dripage. Look at my leakage. I haven't shaved in a while too. I'm a dirty slut and I work a budget. My cut hairs are long and thick in the weird between the lips places Pussy you feel my rough cut hair whoa Whoa I Tips are hard I guess we probably bleeding soon damn Cares I sit on dude's faces on the wreck. I don't give a shit To close out the I put a guy's beanie baby in my crotch one time to stop up appearing Who gets a fuck?
Starting point is 00:08:47 I'm a leaky faucet for the last for the last song for the segment Let's see who runs the world he's any played it earlier I missed this try to get to the real shot A peanie baby lady marmalade the new or one I'd say probably shoot for sure. No, yeah, it's too cool It's soup's not cool. I hate I'm sorry to drop this in the world here. Do you guys seem like new news to all of you? It's not cool deadpool dances tonight Yes, no, hey, this is you know what this yeah, this sucks You didn't wait for it. This is the beginning you have to wait to the chorus Now that's silly
Starting point is 00:09:33 Just sticks Come on, there's right about the kick-in the bass kicked in okay, we'll put it back on right away I mean Yes, yeah, this might be too cool. It's also just it's it's an homage to men's solely It's too sexy. This is it's not first thing in the morning, right? It's your exactly right is too sexy the whole thing Maybe some ladies out there that are on the prowl Maybe some ladies out there that are on the prowl from the game call. I'm not gonna let the other song play. I would have.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Blue. There are times we're gonna play this piece of shit. Jacob, do you own right still song? Why are you so? Did you write it? I would have gone with all the single A's, but you said no to that. That's crazy. That is crazy.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I don't think it works. I just, I do want your opinion once the bass kid. No. Oh, this is fucking in the club. Wait, wait, wait base to kill you. This is not a more than a clubby. So good though. Changes. The vibe once the base kid. You're changing my face.
Starting point is 00:10:32 There's base. There's base having right now. There's base having right now. No, no, no, no, no. Not right. Skip ten seconds. It's too cool. There we are.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Is this the same song? Yeah. We don't know your fucking Queen Bee. I feel like this is not what we just heard. I'm not feeling this right now myself. It's out of here. His bites. Later, Beyonce.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Say hi to Jay-Z. Remember this part? I only ever hear the chorus, I guess. Out of here is bites later Beyonce say how to Jersey. I remember this part it I only ever hear the chorus I guess Beyonce is always going to be too cool for a morning What I'm talking about you think he's wide-bitches can hang with Beyonce What you think it hasn't kicked in yet we've heard four minutes. Yeah, this only has first row of kicks Yeah, I do this the last verse over it kicks that's the base you think I don't want to end on this note. There's something we have to find something else
Starting point is 00:11:35 I'll go back to the call lines back to the call on before we let Jacob become the inquisitor on Justin You know, why don't we give Bobby Kelly a bone or somewhere in the world? Clarkson Clarkson said you've been gone. That might be that that's also because that's I don't need no fucking man You're gone now. I can breathe Jesus Christ. You sucked. God, you were fucking keeping me there. And then now, when that guy listens to that song, he goes, yeah, well, she forked up a little bit, so maybe it's fine.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Since I've been going, you've been eating on stuff. Yeah, since I've been going to stuff exercise and too. Since you've been going, I've been going mostly eating. Yeah, I know Keith mostly eating. Yeah, I wrote a key thing. And I treated him when I hear Shania Troy and say, let's go girls, I can kick a fucking door off his head. Yeah! Since you've been gone, I learned that I cooked.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Let's go, girl. That's key for sports. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Since you've been gone. And I'm not going to lose. Yeah, body's right. Sit dude. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:29 I'm just a girl and I'm scared dude. Here we go. I'm just a scared girl. Dude. Stop moving. Dude. Stop moving. Dude.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Stop moving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I did what I want Yeah, oh that that might be a little fucking you might take the removal shower head off and give yourself a little buzz in the shower I mean on that one fucking I say lock up that fist and fucking heave ho Yeah, so fucking shampoo it up and see if you can really cram it all in your fucking charm I say DP yourself with the conditioner. Why not? Yeah, since you've been going other fist of myself in the cut That's what I do Wow, I like being that lady. Can I come inside and just get my stuff? No
Starting point is 00:13:19 Put your face in my box Your hyper aggressive suck my pussy don't actually suck it, you fucking weirdo. I just want to show you hyper aggressive and I'm gonna probably have to call you on. I'm moving on, this is why I fucking hate guys. Yeah, well suck it. Keep your tongue away from my ass, so I think that's weird. I think you're gay if you like that.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Your sister Rebecca is very worried about you. I think you're gay if you like touching my ass all so much. Yeah, I'm just over here Kelly, because there's been a lot of calls from your family. And I just want to make sure you're gay if you like touching my ass also much. Yeah, I'm just over here Kelly because there's been a lot of calls from your family. And I just want to make sure you're all right. This is more than a well, this is a wellness check. It's just a mental wellness check. Dead, dead, dead.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Um, man, what a fun segment to find from one Uber ride. You're right over here. I always playing all this way to start. Now, it was, uh, it was another first one that you weren't even here for. What was the was if you want to go full circle on it to wrap this upright was Natasha Bettingfield. Feel the rain on your skin. Yes. That's the whole thing. That's gonna end me up for the next segment. Please. They're gonna amp them up for the next segment. Yeah, the next segment comes from a segment that happened on Legion of Skanks, the episode
Starting point is 00:14:31 out Friday, gasdigelnetwork.com. If you want to go see it now, get a subscription and you can go watch the episode live from the stand with Joe List and Justin Silver. And the episode I wasn't there I didn't listen to it I was just told by my friend Jason who told me that on the episode you said that you will sometimes lick up your cum off of a woman. Thanks. We've had a video of a guy doing it. Dick nasty it's his thing.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Yeah, it's not high school. So this wasn't a thing that I hadn't heard of. Yeah, you know, he's, but you described Jacob then watched on a video screen in this room with Dignaste doing it and he watched, like this. Like this. Like the sun was in his eyes. I find that to be just no in this room.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Maybe Christine, but I'm your closest. So to see he comes on this lady's day. I'll tell you if this is how it is. I'm your closest Compodre on this one where I'm like I'll do some pretty weird shit sec ship for sure. This one doesn't exactly grab me Christine said now yesterday when watching this video that she found this to be oddly hot. Yeah, it was kind of sexy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let me just see. I feel like the way.
Starting point is 00:15:53 So he comes on her boobs, you know, pants and boobs up. Christine, I'm sorry, I can't do that for you, but you have to have bigger boobs, apparently. Oh, I'd love to, but. And then he's like, you guys want to see a cool trick? Let's see. He's like, all right, I mean, no time for showers.
Starting point is 00:16:09 I mean, this is after you blow your load and then he, you right there. You're not so much like that, but I'm not averse to it. Not all sex, you like this? Not all that much. Like, this is a lot. He's really like taking it all in. Yeah, he's doing a pie eating competition. There's a little bit more than I would go no no no no no no no no
Starting point is 00:16:29 Man's eyes, man, he's a little more than I was performing just He's on camera and then he tries to kiss her. She's like bitch Do that's so funny bring that back five seconds. That is fun He just licks his come off him and tries to kiss her and she goes no way of course dude. That's so fucking funny That is kind of foul watch this when he's like all right that was listen And as far as to say in fairness I want to be fair about all this right. You just watch this real quick because he comes up right here That's really fun. Oh, no, no, no, I've
Starting point is 00:17:14 That's really fun. Oh, no, no, no, no. I've I've kissed a girl. No, not with come in her mouth per se, but I've kissed a girl after she's blown me. I've kissed a girl after I've come on her face and area. I've gotten my come on my body from like coming in for a kiss and body's touching. Yeah, we have to sex. Well, I'm not picked machine. This is what I'm talking about. Anyway, no, you said in a sexual fashion, you will sometimes lick closer to what we just watched in that video. No, not like, no, no, no, no, no, no, you painted a picture, you painted a picture, and I didn't give the parameters of it. You're gonna lick it out? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And I didn't give the parameters of it.
Starting point is 00:17:49 He's simply gonna bomb with it. You're gonna lick it up. I'll say if you ever watched a video for this song, it looks like they all suck their own come off people. Yeah, this is without the paint, right? It's when they went out the paint, but they went extra pink and light blues. So he manipulated what you said. You never said that you lick off your cum off a lady. No, I did.
Starting point is 00:18:10 I said, you've like a cat. No, Joe said, I don't do like that. Joe said that he wants a taste of the old cum. I said, yeah, I've tasted my own cum. And then Jay was, and then it was asked like, what, so you drink it? I'm like, yeah, if I'm with somebody, like I've, I think I asked Joe if he's ever tasted his own comedy.
Starting point is 00:18:26 He was like, no, and I was surprised by that. Surprise by that. And Justin goes, I was like, oh, I've tasted my own comedy. You gotta see what it's all about. And Justin goes, I don't give a fuck, this is aggressive. I don't give a fuck, I don't come off for the chicks all the time. Not all, I didn't say the words all the time.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I'm not denying this in any way shape, go. I should say all the time. We should wear the tape. Let's watch the time. Not all I didn't say the words all the time. I'm not denying this in any way. Go. I bet if we go back. Go. I wish we had the tape. Let's watch the tape. We don't have the tape. I have it on my phone because it was a clip that's on LOS. I watched it last night. Um, if you don't tell it to you and you did, you did describe you go. This isn't an every time thing. Right. But Jacob has some questions. We're watching. Jake has been watching the Johnny Depp Amber heard trial. He's very. And I will be on the cross exam. I really was.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Cost. But it was the last time that this happened. The last time was with the last chick I was with whose name is going to remain nameless. Fair enough. It wasn't in the fashion of recording. Kardashians. We want that redacted.
Starting point is 00:19:24 It wasn't. Yeah. It wasn't in the fashion of recording card. We want that redacted anyway. It wasn't in the fashion of the way we just watched it. It wasn't that aggressive, but there's, but I definitely, like Jay said, do not shy away from the fact that there's my, there's like, you know, someone blew me and there's coming out that I'll kiss her. Okay. You know, if it's on her fucking tits, I'll lick it.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Like, I don't care. Question number two. Yes. Uh, you blew a load on her? Where? fucking tits I'll lick it like I don't care. Question number two. Yes. You below load on her. Where? To the stomach chest area. And in my next question. Yes. Did she ask you to do that? To come up her? No, to lick it off. No, but I didn't like lick it off like that. How'd you lick it? No, no, I mean, did she, in any way, indicate that you should lick your own come off of her?
Starting point is 00:20:08 No. And what? I don't think anyone's ever asked that. I drew a diagram. You just do it, and it's like, this is what it's like. I was a diagram. For the camera. Damn, dude.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Shell. Okay. Let me touch. I want you to first draw your rope wherever you feel it and then draw it. Well, it depends. Justin, while you're drawing here, if we can hear this, this is going to be the moment right here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:32 So go back to the very beginning of this Christine from Legion of Skanks. Wow, God. What a cut through that. It's so fun. So here I'll draw like this. Where we got to hear it. So Justin, is this the, how deep into it? How many times have we had sex in this picture?
Starting point is 00:20:43 Because there's certainly a difference in the beginning and then later multiple loads I don't know what to say the one you like where's the one you like off weight? I'm gonna go like this and I'm gonna go like here from where to where so like here here here here here Justin is in the housey right below the neck on her breasts and Partial stomach partial right stomach which by the, even though it's not on her face, would still give her a sprinkler face. I see she's just sucking out like a fucking jello shot. Oh, I left the part out.
Starting point is 00:21:12 And then definitely the belly button, because when you mention that, the belly button, that's how it pulls up, that I'm remembering the most. That's how you suck that out, dude. So, marrow out of a bone. So, here, Jacob, that's a belly button, and we're gonna go like that. I'm just gonna fill it in.
Starting point is 00:21:25 That's a lot of stuff. That's him second come out of a belly button. It's pulping that one. Where, now you blew this load on her. Where, which section of this come did you lick? If I'm recalling correctly, I went, oh, hold it up, lose it. If I recall correctly on one of these incidents,
Starting point is 00:21:43 and there have been a few, I remember going back downtown. Mm-hmm. if I recall correctly on what of these incidents and there have been a few, I remember going back downtown, we understand what I'm saying there. I've never done it, we've said it. Towards the vaginal area. I'm sure there was some of this remaining in dripping and then certainly have.
Starting point is 00:21:59 You're going down for a snack and just caught some extra fucking jizz among them. Do I go there, some still some frosting on the packaging. You use licked your hand. Yeah, you're like, what am I? Is each straight cake? Yeah, how many? It's like brownie batter.
Starting point is 00:22:10 It goes, I don't like the fucking spatula. But to be clear, and I think, and I don't, and I think you agree with this, Jay, I did not insinuate anything like what we just saw on that screen. Well, that's, all right. That's a lot. After you. Christine, can you play the clip?
Starting point is 00:22:24 That's a lot. We got the video. That was a lot. I didn't assume it was that hungry for a person. And that's all right. That's a long after. Christine, can you play the clip? That's a lot. We got the video. That was a lot. I didn't assume it was that hungry for ice soup. And it's very deliberate. Ice soup. Well, I felt like you're saying you were just deliberate. This is deliberate.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Not like that. I didn't think you were like a bird come like that. That dude was fucking, that was like, he's way in. He was getting down. He was getting down. It's Richard Nasty. He was the man. Oh, Richard Nastyva Vitches, but they changed their name when they got to Ellis Island. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:50 It's their obvious reasons. Immigration thing. The Nastyva Vitches. Ritjord Nastyva Vitch. He's in the Steve Vitch. Now he's Dick Nasty. He's goes by Dick Nasty. His father can't know what he does.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Play the beginning of this. Did you be talking to Ian Persson? Yeah, he's of it. I can't know what he does play the beginning of this Could you be talking to me in person? Yeah, piece of it. Could I be talked into doing it? I mean if I was like gonna die like the movie alive. Yeah, oh, okay Let's not take it that extreme though Could you be talking to someone's like like here? It's here. Try it. Well, I got to tell you this I'll tell you what I didn't do that for alligator So I probably wouldn't do that for people. Yeah, you just started to get a little bit.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Give it a little bit, because it's right there. And you're like, I don't even like sex, or boys. Yeah, there you go, back up, back up. It's back a little bit. I want to say this. You're like, I gotta, I don't wanna eat gum. But right when you, why when you come, you no longer you're right you like I gotta I gotta call my mother I'm back you're back to normal again wait a second
Starting point is 00:23:52 You're thinking about how much you want to eat come while you're jerking or fucking of course and then when you're done Then you're done you're like I don't even like sex or boys Pause it pause it pause it the thing all you can see Justin get ready to go, do I say this to the world right now? I had no more. Because I would tell you. I forgot about this because I would have harped a little more on Joe's thing. I'm like, really?
Starting point is 00:24:15 Because I've never, I haven't not eaten my own come off of somebody because in a moment I was like, you know, I'm going to fucking suck all my come off this chick and then go, after I come go, nah, you know, I don't fucking suck all my come off this chick and then go after I come go Yeah, you know, I don't want to do that like that's what Joe Crazy his thing was old me because I want to eat come but then when I come I don't want to eat come Yeah, like he's thinking about it, but he's thinking about it. Yeah, that's the urges that serial killers have sometimes They're like I want a trophy body then they come and they go I just wanted to rape a lady I want a trophy body. Then they come and they go, I just wanted to rape a lady.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Yeah, that's all. That's all. So, Justin's got a secret face. That's a good face for him. That's his picture. Great idea. He did it at a pure curiosity. It was never in a moment of like, oh, I'm going to suck this cum.
Starting point is 00:25:00 I'm going to suck my own cum so hard. This is going to be unpopular. I do it all the time. Oh, I'm going to give you something to think. All gonna be unpopular. I do it all the time. Oh I'm gonna give you all the time. You said you do it all the time. That was the exact line. You go. I didn't say it. Do it all the time You go I'll say that By the way, I do remember saying I didn't say all the time. I do remember saying
Starting point is 00:25:27 I didn't say all the time I do it all the time Yeah, go back a second. He's a true. He said it with he goes oh Alrighty then I do it all the time Why cuz I got a cuz I got to mr For boys I did it at a piercant You could see it like You just did winding up I'm gonna suck my own come so hard. This is gonna be unpopular. I do it all the time. Oh
Starting point is 00:25:58 I don't give you something to think I don't know if unpopular is the word to me. Yeah, that was a weird way to like, present it. My own. No, it's not. It was unpopular opinion. I do. I come all the time. It was off. It's not really an opinion at all. Why do you, your own, come all the time?
Starting point is 00:26:12 It's just a fact about what you did. You just stunned the room, by the way. I said this is going to be a little weird. I just do. For no reason whatsoever. No, this time is like, you know, if I'm like in the act with a chick like, you know. I've seen your, I believe you because I've seen your eyes. You already wish you didn't say it.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I don't. That's so funny. So, you, from this clip, you weren't saying you like, come on, girls back and then you're like, no, I don't do that, but what I'm saying is, you're like, come on, baby, I'm big. Dude, I'm being honestly. A little bit. A little taste. A little tasty.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Oh, looks like the fountain's about to be. I gotta eat, you get it and hang off your tongue like you're trying to suck spit from your little brother's face. I like, I just got to see these. I don't. What are we talking about? Like, a scene. It's a great question.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Not a bad question at all. That depends, man. There's such a range. All right. How much I output for the layman, like let's say, teaspoon, half teaspoon, table spoon.
Starting point is 00:27:09 No, less than that. I'm being, I'm being denos you. It's more like in the act, everything just kind of keeps going. And I, But when you come, it changes the act.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Not really. Sometimes I kind of, not enough to not eat your own cup. Not enough to, I'll keep going sometimes. I don't have to leave a state. I don don't need to sometimes I don't need like a pause Fuck right again no, I can't like fuck right I have to fool around a little bit and all this and then you want And I'm not gonna like put a cummy dick back in so I'll definitely
Starting point is 00:27:41 There has to be some clean up yourself. You wipe it off by eating up it he goes up still a little head there Do you want any of this or you want me to munch all of it? Oh my god a little piggy on being Little sweetheart she goes no, I'm okay. You should be enjoying this. I love it He was call me crazy. I love it. I love you eating my own honey. Oh, I don't run a cannon Oh, oh Winnie the pool likes to eat his own Self made honey is the best Want some sex honey
Starting point is 00:28:22 Some bear butter Robin why don't you read around and make me make some sex honey some bear butter Christopher Robin why don't you reach around and make me make some sex honey it's so uncomforted off I'm gonna suck it off oh damn I don't know I've used to you never had a girl have a reaction like it's pretty good
Starting point is 00:28:40 it's pretty gross no because it's pretty gross reading your own oh you all just don't use're also reading your own come I was stablished like there's a certain level of filth that I'm into which has been established by the yeah Dude you're dirty you get it. I'm absolutely. I just that's one you do things that I'm like I couldn't I never do you do things on the court. He could never do Yeah, you have you have sort of kinks and things that I was like that I'd be like, make me uncomfortable. Kinks and blanks? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Sink some things. I just, I like fluids, I like, I like fluids. The pee, you just give it away a little bit. Like if a chick, if a chick, like, what's the piss on you? Yeah, but you have to be like, the shabby. I'm sure I've been pissed on by many of you, chick.
Starting point is 00:29:20 But as long as we call it squirt, I'm just, that's what it is. That's exactly a squirt. That's what that is. Well, I squirt. That's what that is well I like it. That's what they're some arguments. I'm talking about a girl taking a full like no I'm not a squirter. I'm pissing on you right now This is a beast is dark into shower. I'd be into that really dark hot yellow pants like she dehydrated
Starting point is 00:29:38 No, I mean she in a shower Sorry, but it's an all-cupri suns and fucking Pepsi today. In a shower all bet off In a shower. It's crunchy. Oh, yeah all bets are off on a shower If I pull my dick out of a button a shower and it's covered in shit. It's so less About issues and if you did that in a bed. See that's something like that's something I'm on into like butt fucking was like You should try giving it one time. Thank you It's different dude. it's a whole different experience um yeah we literally thought you were just
Starting point is 00:30:11 lapping up pools of calm and then just coming back I would tell you I would tell you if I was you are you just said you suck it out of a belly button and look at that I'm not lapping up like saying this way I'm not there's no back pedaling there Justin, you're like saying this way. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. There's no battling. But then you're like saying that it's not a good thing. Christine, I'm defining this for you.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Asking me, I'm defining for you. The kink, the kink is not the, oh shit, there's a mic on, let me drink it off. Like we just saw. The kink is the fact that like in the heat of the moment, sort of a lot of anything kind of goes. And I don't give a shit if I'm like licking some girl's tits because I'm still into it. And my comm is on itas on and I'm like fuck it. I don't care. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:30:48 The kink is not the there's my com here's my opportunity. I like how I'm saying it. I come in two one ounce glasses and then we do shots with lime chasers. Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot. Are you ready? One two three. Shot shot shot shot. Are you ready? One two three hair of the dad that made you Hair of the dick Well, you have a question Jacob. You're not done with your inquisition. I'm gonna answer any more I'm gonna answer go ahead and ask me on the Well, you indicated earlier. Yes, that she did not and she did not actually request you to do this that you did it out of
Starting point is 00:31:23 Let's say passion and over and over a passionate state that you were in both now I'm a stab with the me stab with you I'm painting the picture both both meaning what a passion They're both in Oh, and I think I know what the question that's coming next, right? So then when it happens, right? The reciprocity of the sucking and fucking and kissing that's still going on, there has been no hesitation from the other end. I feel like that was leading into where we were going. Yeah, my question following was gonna be
Starting point is 00:31:57 what was her state after she saw you do this? Right where I was. Right where I was. I know how to read a room. You did you go in for a kiss right afterward? She's like oh my god. I want to rub all you're coming to me goes. Oh, she's a safety So I'm sorry. You know what you gotta speak? Oh, you gotta speak up. Oh, man. I got it all roughed in me snooze You lose you know, I guess like I guess I can work up another batch
Starting point is 00:32:18 I don't know be of the same as the other one. Yeah, it might be a little less pineapple You're running on the last Oh, I was just gonna drop the word the viscosity The name is the other one. Yeah, it might be a little less pineapple. You're running on the last viscone. Oh, I was just going to drop the word. The viscosity. It's all viscosity. Let's take our final break. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:32 And come back and hang out. Turns out Justin Silver doesn't need as much commas as portrayed. Justin Silver is going to be hosting an anxiety attack at the stand 8 p.m. on May 26th. Also check out the Fairfield Comedy Club in Connecticut, June 4th. Big J is going to be in San Antonio this Thursday through Saturday at LOL, May 12th to the 14th. After that, he'll be in Phoenix and then out on the Burt Crusher's fully loaded festival for tickets and other tour dates visit bigjcomedy.com. Dan Soder coming to side splitters, Tampa, What's up May 19th of the 21st.
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