The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Low Road (w/ Mike Finoia)

Episode Date: January 20, 2020

Jay gets an irate message from a fan who is upset with him for cancelling his shows at Mohegan Sun this weekend. Jay does not take the high road in his response. Jay, Dan and Mike Finoia discuss the disturbing life of Jeffrey Epstein.

You're listening to Comedy Central! Hi, I'm Dan Soder. I'm Big J. O. Kersin. And you're listening to the Best of the Bond Fire. Stay tuned to hear some of our favorite moments from this week. You can listen to the Bond Fire live every Monday through Thursday from 6th APM on Comedy Central Radio, SiriusXM95, or on demand on the SiriusXM app. Also, be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire, SXM. Hey, it's Black Lou and welcome to the Bond Fire's best of the week. Jay started out to show on Monday by reading a message he got from an I-Rate fan who was

upset with him for canceling a show at Mohican Sun. Did Jay take the high road in his response? Nope, and that's why I love him. So this weekend it was supposed to be Mohican Sun but now you have to film his TV show. There you go. So I can't do the weekend. We're going to move the date. About a bean, about a bomb.

I'm certain if not, I would make a stink myself if they didn't honor the tickets, bought for my show, for when I come back there. However, and I was going to announce it today on the radio. And then Christine puts on social media. So I just got an answer today. I guess comics started telling people, sure, you know, that I'm not coming. Well, they got to work on it as fast as possible.

I'm not mad at me. I'm in some physical comedy space. Absolutely. They got to get somebody in there and it's a promotion. We got into a replace. Didn't overthink that that was going to happen. But, uh, so, you know, a few hours after I even mean, like, Christine are looking for flights and shit.

I have to take. Um, I get a thing from a guy. Mm-hmm. Message he goes, Christina looking for flights and shit. I have to take I get a look thing from a guy message he goes Very upset that you canceled your shows and Mohican son this weekend, which I'm like, okay I'm gonna there. I'm gonna write back. I'm like, oh that right away. I go. Oh, that's right I guess they probably like put it out there for a few about tickets I go so I'm like, oh right this guy back. Hey, man. Gonna be back again real estate But it's it goes on I took time at a work paid for front row seats and got a hotel room, oh he can as someone As someone who's been a fan of yours for years. I'm extremely disappointed

It would be understandable and not a big deal at all if you had some type of emergency But the cancel over a schedule conflict is extremely unprofessional You didn't even have the professional as no announce it on Twitter So you wouldn't take a PR hit you have lost me as a fan And I will never watch your list of anything you do again hold on is this guy in the biz? I was mad when I wrote that because this guy just knows this guy knows angles. It was me. He knows he knows how close to your PR Reputation is but here's the funny thing about my personality that I don't the reason I'm reading this mainly is It's so funny thing about my personality that I don't the reason I'm reading this mainly is It's so funny how like it is sometimes especially when I'm writing and thinking while I'm writing

Mm-hmm. I go is watching someone goes zero to 16 the written word is fucking hilarious. No, I go Oh, wait, so is that how it is that how it ended that's what he wrote. Yeah, because I won't I would I would you've lost me as a fan forever And I'll never watch or listen to anything you do again It's the best sense is you're so funny if you imagine them stomping off But they're writing that going ever again But I started up I like disappointed. Oh, listen to the first set not yours not yours ever again Miss understand listen to the first sentence you're gonna get you're gonna see my attention No, I started off where I was gonna start being high road. Yeah, but this is before he writes anything back yet

Sorry to hear that but I got an amazing TV show opportunity and that is the unfortunate possibility in this business I also didn't officially know to this afternoon the shows are also be it my I'll tell you the tone I'm writing as it goes the shows are also being rescheduled with the tickets being honored from this time It goes you can take your fanship elsewhere if you wish But not sure why you choose to be such a cunt about it before knowing anything at all about what you're talking about Suck balls piece. Dude, that's so funny that you wait hold on you just did the zero to 60. Yeah, where you go?

Dear concerned customer as a purveyor of jokes. I must get the best opportunity. You know what you fucking shit staying. You know they don't realize also suck fast. You know we're off next Monday of company holiday, but like well actually I asked the company to take it off for Martin Luther King Jr. Yeah, so it's very wokey you do.

Good. I gotta go outside and work on some dabs for a, whoo. Yeah. So I said, I tell Christine, as I'm sending that, I write to Christine, I read her his thing and I wrote the thing that I wrote back. And then she goes, he said it wouldn't be no big deal if it was an emergency. So like, what if it was like an emergency that you didn't want to tell people it was an

emergency? Do what if you hit him back? I'm sick. And he goes, what? I What if you hit it back? I'm sick and he goes Right back. I'm sick. What do you mean you're sick? Can you go sick? How do you say the only time I can go? Spone marrow is So yeah, dude, you're just casual just feel better and you go I'm sick with it So yeah, is this here is this this his response to suck balls piece? No, balls.

No. That's what I'm trying to do it to you as quick as probably, I wouldn't laugh after it, because in the middle of that, so I wrote, why would you choose to be such a contabata before knowing anything at all about what you're talking about, suck balls piece? I go to Christine, he believed this shit, and she goes, what if it was an emergency,

but something you didn't want to tell the world yet? So you just say to get him, so I go, start it, starting a text. Or, Wait, so you start that one? And then you're like, You added that. So great. I mean, three minutes later.

That's great. Or, That's the one. What if it was an emergency? Yeah, what if it keep private? Because it was explained, honestly, you reach out to be a fuck face Please don't file any my shit fuck your mom and then uh So at 618 in the morning he writes back. Oh, man. Oh time out which means he woke up for work. He woke up for work. I was like

Yeah, you know made a couple him in a bad time too. No, you make it Making a cup of coffee and he's like, we're gonna give Colour out to school. Yeah. All right. And then he goes downstairs and he's like, he's like, I have this dream that, if I can air it,

forgot to pick me up at work. Anyways, hold on, I'm gonna check Instagram. Put his glasses on. That's on the IG. He goes, I got direct, he has direct message from Big J.

Oh, okay like that, opening that dude. So, uh, sock them right in the chest. This is great. This guy was a fan of me and following me for years bought front-road tickets and took off work to get a front-road. Got a hotel. So I could jay-odd you.

He goes, did jay-odd your geniusness? But now it's just so obviously petty, now it's funny. Yeah. He goes, I'm sure it will do wonders for your quote unquote great career. Great way to treat your fans who spend money on you. Feel bad for your daughter having such a pathetic loser of an old man.

Whoa. Let's get out of fire. This is great. This guy was like, oh, you want a fucking gun fight? Don't cut it in the middle because I just want to read his own piece. Yeah. Yeah. Great, great, great way to treat your fans.

It's been a minute and you feel bad for your daughter having such a pathetic loser of an old man. You can't honor this commitment. I can only imagine how much you disappoint her Enjoy the diabetes in the early death you fat waste of life fucking crowd work special Sit down and write some material you fucking fingerless glove wearing blimp. Fuck your, fuck your mom. But most of New York probably has anyway. And I write back as soon as I wake up. She's in Philly, but probably most of Philly has.

And that's the last interaction. And he gets by that time, like I'm like over and so too. He's like, fuck your mom and I'm like, I'm like, uh, yeah, sure, here's the funniest in the right back. Man, he wrote that walking around in his underwear with like, post-morting wood and like a t-shirt on just being like, yeah.

Monday morning, angry. But it's just a guy in the week. And underwear just like this fucking guy. So he's clearly just like a butt hurt brought about it, like taking the fucking, like, you know, I bought from a ticket to your waist to life. That's fine, but I'm saying saying if you ever see me draw along with your foot right in front of me and I will gladly knock your fucking jaw off your face.

Oh man did he block you? Or will hug yeah he blocked me which is funny and shit too. But uh man you know that he that ride to work he just yelled at his windshield. Yeah. The first thing it's like how dare you. How dare you. I took off work for this I go Well, you know by the way you know it's funny. They never know about anything else like I'm actually I'm taking Definitely a money decrease

possible hit by not doing a weekend and going to do this. Yeah, small part on this thing You know I'm trying to think of what how he pretends that the argument starts with you where he's like You know, he's like driving to work and he's like yeah, I'm dumbed here with my wife. I Don't know fuck you Pretend he used it the comedy club and he's like yeah, no, that's my wife. I was a fan I know I would say why was a fan I say I used it. I used to be a fan now. Remember me for Instagram and Grab his ankle grab his ankle and I fucking pipe I used to be a fan now. Remember me for Instagram and that. And I'll be like, help. I'll be like, help.

Grab his ankle. I grab his ankle and I fucking fight. I play him in, pull him into the sky. Or you ruined his day and then he's, in turn, started ruined everybody else's. Like his kids definitely got yelled at. Oh, I can only hope. I can only hope I started a cycle of abuse.

Yeah, exactly. I can only, I can only go. First thing in the morning, everyone to a lot of people's days. Just look at that, that's gang hands! He's like, ohhhh! That's the Skank hands! What? I bust a cereal bowl over the head.

This kid's a Skank's fan. Ha ha ha! Hey, it's Black Lou again. After seeing an ABC documentary, Jay, Dan, and guest Mike Fenroyo discuss the disturbing story of Jeffrey Epstein. I know the story of Epstein, but when it's just laid out, the story is all this time. I mean, by the way, it is. Yeah, by the way, I mean, old is time in the fact that it was all like I

didn't know that it goes back to like Roman times. No, I mean like like in the early 90s, it's called Sparta. I knew the crime went back to the early 90s. It's called Sparta. I knew the crime went back to the early 90s the crimes. I didn't know that He'd already been like brought up for this shit like he was a guy that got away with it a couple times And was like and then was able to like and not help himself to do it again Yeah addicted to the danger man, right? No, he's a thick young pussy because it's not the danger because it was like he'd say things Sorry, but he only like things like the younger the better. And you know what younger the better if you're trying to be if you're trying to be dangerous with it simply maybe 17 year olds, if it was exclusively that you go, well, I got

like, if you're dangerous, if he's looking for the younger the better, then it's like he's a fucking, he's got a major fucking. How's that initial conversation go? Like you're at one of them parties, right? And you go, Hey, if you're in a young kid, that's the guy if you're in the if you're in the young kids Like that's your deal. Oh, I absolutely should have been killed decades ago. No, but the guy that brought it up to him casually. Yeah, how's that happened? so You got any young busy? Yeah, you got any kids like a fun

Got a couple old Yeah, yeah, it's just because you get no dude young young pussy around like you a cop Take a shirt off you cop. Do you mind my buddy Bruno patched up? I do I do find that weird. Well doesn't get into his affiliations because he also how do you need his money? He's like he died before dude the we he Charges money to drop out. Just born into it. One of those. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of the, you know, is that what we're finding? But he became a perfect, he was very smart, but he dropped out of college, but got a job as a professor at the Barton School. What was it called or something like that? I'd have to look it up,

it's a very rich, preps school on the upper east side where he threw the children, he met these very powerful parents and became their business manager. When I don't understand, when you get to the point where you're like, okay, you got multiple mansions all over the place, and then you go, I've been hiding this whole time that I'm super into

Really young pussy? How do you find a network? This is pre internet? Yeah, pre internet. Yep. How do you funny network? I'd be like you have to break that I exactly goes do I fucking? You know be good right now. It's a cold beer and some super young Another guy to go goes I know right because how young you talking he goes I know right because how young you talk and he goes Oh, 12 right even comes to say 12 like that be fucking crazy Right? It's gross. It's gross by me like you know see how some guys get into it.

I get well by the way I'm doing it. I'd be lowering somebody just like this because I mean I would probably do it if it was legal in the country. I'm just fucking I wouldn't do it. I bet I'd be intrigued by it. Would you be intrigued by the idea? I said I had such a funny sketch. Back when Bill Hader was on, where it was Rosetta Stone,

and he was like, I need to learn Thai. I'm going to Thailand for a thing. There's like, there's all sexual perverts using Rosetta Stone to learn the language of their countries or they could go do fucked up shit But they have the thing like fishing on the lake. He died Obviously and like to find out like yeah, I mean what I mean one of the people died

Yeah, one of the people I'm the person that doesn't even think Jeffrey Epstein is dead Yeah, he's alive. He's walking around. He's a Memphis. He's walking in Memphis Was it because I was saying died instead of murdered? That you were thinking I was almost saying like, why committed suicide? Yeah. That's why I keep, in my head I keep hearing that too but they keep saying he died ago.

They're making a con... Oh no, he's definitely dead. They're not saying that it's either way. My point is, is he dead? Hey. Are the autopsy photos? I didn't see these. It does, it's not good. Are they fake though? Are they just like, there's nothing to do. No, there's autopsy photos. I didn't see these it does it's not are they fake though? Are they just like? No, there's nothing just nothing to it's like look at the neck mark

He couldn't who knows what the fuck? Every this is my guy that gets me my young pussy I'm good they have a fucking I'm good mr. Welch's They have the he a no he has a girl. He has a woman Do most of the scouts in New England, right? Isn't she like in Cape Cod now or something? You want to fucking you want to fuck kids? You want to fucking got it? I got it for you. I fucking know um But uh first off chiseling. Yeah, chiseling. What a great name for

Giseling someone in the sex industry. Chiseling. Just Gisoline. It sounds like what an Italian guy would call a little I mean, it's like I got she's rubbing my guy. I got a little Gisoline I got a little bit of Gisoline. Oh, yeah, he's a piece of shit. I had a distant cousin I got fuck here. We go here. We go. Oh God was he at the Epstein parties? Which side of the battle was he? Greyer blue Oh God was he at the Epstein parties which side of the battle was Yeah, it's the cousin gray or blue He would brag he came back he told me and my brother about his his trip to Thailand Do I be honest? He did on entire radio and video. Huh? Just know we're on radio and video please.

Yeah, we'll talk in okay. Yeah good burn that bridge. Can you get into specifics? But he was like boasting how Young the how easy how yeah how Easy it was to get Girls there and he would he was ranking Thailand to Vietnam like he did an entire tour of Asia Dude if you start doing such a we spoke to him when was that in the 80s? It was doing such a thing, that was the last time we spoke to him. When was that in the 80s? It was pre-internet? It was the last time we spoke to him.

15 years ago. Did he bring it up? It was post-interested. It was post-interested. Did he bring it up like backyard over beers or was it like at the table? I don't know what he was thinking. Like we were gonna knock on a punch.

Yeah, he was hoping to get John Borg. He thought it was a Napster internet too. It's a Napster internet. He was doing like, no social media. He thought it was a Napster internet too. It's a Napster internet. He was doing like, no social media. He was going, you know, specifically said that, but you could tell and that was the end of it. I mean, oh, you fucking, that's, that's weird.

I think he definitely left that party and went swing and a miss. He's gonna swing his beer. Gotta find a new family. We did not. All right. Do we start putting that? My brother and I just looked at each other like,

I don't know how to help the anybody fight. Even back in like the 1800s, like cannibals and should have found each other and like like how do you do that? What you're gonna add in the paper? I don't know like really? How do you have that starting? Right, but if you start You want to find someone to murder a family like how do you find that like hey? You know a murderer like I want to kill someone back to your cousin though Him putting out a BCS top five Asian countries is a big indicator He's not in due regular

Of course he did he had to repent super for all that fucking tight butt that he bained Thailand gets a buy in the first round some muggy country It's just again I know it when it's like the places like the go-to for but finding the networking because they're always like they're saying that he's got killed because If he started giving his names we'd be blown away, but they did kind of catch the Prince Andrew. Yeah, it was like there. I mean, it's by the way they'd really do People are so bad at lying in the world. It's just ridiculous like Jeffrey Epstein in his interview when they're talking about a girl Who's like on the charters with of his private jet

Bill Clinton. I mean a hundred times then but don't look at the guy she's on this charter. Yeah over and over again And they're asking him like Victoria Johnson and he's like Who's that soon for you guys to fill I mean he's really doing it like he's I'm not exaggerating He's no he goes he goes Victoria Johnson He goes, can you spell it? I He says you spell it Short girl. Yeah, it's like he's on it. So it's like cello player and they they get going they smile and I tell you what The gig going and smiling and smirking the whole way through the whole thing

I believe these guys live so that he believes probably making it to whatever he is in the 60s I guess. Yeah. Right? That he's like, yeah, that was the run, dude. Yeah, it's over. I bet there wasn't a struggle on him dying, whether he was killed or not, I bet it was kind of like, if you see the dead.

Yeah, this is the guy who's going to do it. You know, it's just, oh, they paid the guard to do it. Ah, shit. All right. Hey, it's Big J. Ah, shit. All right. Hey, it's Big J. Overson, and I hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire. You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6th, 8pm Eastern on Comedy Central Radio, Series XM95, or on demand on the Series XMF.

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