The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Macaroni Rascals in Studio (feat. Mike Vecchione & Greg Stone)

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

Mike Vecchione and Greg Stone join The Bonfire and tell us about their new podcast Macaroni Rascals and Greg shares how he is adjusting to being a brand new father!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@ComicMikeV www.MikeVecchione.com@GregStone_ www.youtube.com/GregStoneComedy 

Hey I'm Big J. Okreson and I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. Yeah it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson Dan Soder. Dang you'll do the honors. I miss my husband. I miss my husband. I'm not jealous. I miss my husband, but you could hear him. Both of our guests on their brand new

podcast macaroni rascals, hell of a name available wherever you listen to podcasts. Please welcome Mike Vecchion and Greg Stone. Wow. Welcome back to the show gentlemen. Thank you guys for we're one of the first guests ever after COVID right? Yeah, imagine now man. This has been a shitload. I'm hate to tell you there. I feel bad But how many have COVID because I brought it baby Now COVID party guys, let's all suck on each other's fingers over that one. That was a good joke guys elephant walk Guys, let's all suck on each other's fingers over that one. That was a good joke. Guys, elephant walk.

No. Love. Love the name macaroni rascals. Right. And I love that you guys... Could we tell you what it's from? No. It's the fans.

No, moving on. Yeah. No, no. What's it from? Not at all. Where are you guys dressing these days? His legs? His legs are smart.

What's his look? It's what they call the Jersey Shore in Europe. Because they don't know what the Jersey Shore the show is in Europe They rebranded the macaroni rascal And we've taken We thought that was hilarious It's so an Italy they call the Jersey Shore the man Is it Japan or Europe? It's Europe. I was a Japan

Japan makes much more sense it makes more sense. Yeah, it's complete. Yeah, it's like some weird interpretation. Because they're trying to do interpretation. That's how you said. My ex's dad, like, wrote a... He's fucking on Facebook wrote like an anniversary thing to his wife. And it said, you know, it was this loving thing. And I could tell the first word was going to be in this vein, but I didn't know exactly what it was. And it C translation I clicked and it was like it was like my fatso

My queen my love. I love you forever University whatever the first word just goes my fat so yeah, definitely not what he say I don't think we call this wife a fatso macaroni rascals is hilarious It's great. It's it totally defines who the Jersey Shore people were. They were pasta crazy men. I also heard they call all black people Wu-Tang clan. Wu-Tang clan. You Wu-Tang clan?

Are you Wu-Tang clan? I told you in Korea they're like scared of black people. No, they told you when they have the Iron Man mask and then they take it off it's a black guy and they're like, WAH! Those videos are all rare. It's rare and odd. Yeah, those videos are all rare. You don't want those videos are what is up we bring those up

Christine find those right who's that he seen them yeah black ludos when I'm talking about right black people scaring Koreans yeah they take their mask off and they like have an iron man mask on and they're like oh yeah because they're so into cosplay that if they don't get a real robber down a junior there they are offended they are like you get me a real white dude. You could have given me really Robert Downey Jr. They just freak out the idea of them, but they love the culture so much. They do. Like that's where like rap 90s rap stars make a killing being out there. One of these is doesn't work. Oh, another head. No, no, no, no, no, try it no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no for an air conditioner. I taught him how to use a D. You know what? I actually kind of, I schooled him on DVR and I'm still proud of this to this day.

Oh, I would have had to call a task rabbit. Yeah, if I'm in was not here. He'd be like, all right, I'll be over, sir. By the way, I wanted to tell you something. Shane Gillis texted me because he was at Neptune Diner. And I was like, oh man, have fun. And then he sent me this picture in front of her old place. You know what I noticed?

Blinds are still up, the broken balls. Yes. Blinds were more., the broken balls. Yes. It's blinds, man. No one's trading those in. Toast. A lot of history. Toast. I still look at you, I still put my eyes and go down.

It's crazy, I haven't been by the old place. Yeah, I do love living with a woman for that reason. The blinds are always good. That we don't have like a fucking, at one of those elbow high fives, we cross over because we go, damn, dude, our shitty wrecked blinds are still up there That we never fixed never fixed I'd put a bat under one of them to keep it open

No, that's right to let enough light in a bat. Yeah, like I like roll up. He used the bat for other things too There was a problem like Jack Tripper and Larry. Yep. Here it is watch this We'll tweet this out the bonfire Yep, here it is. Watch this. We'll tweet this out at the bonfire. She's like, uh, uh, yeah, man, that's scary. No matter what. It's scary. No, it looks like it's like one of the action itself looks like they're trying to do something fucked up. Actually, Japanese people are also so much friendlier with robots. You guys weren't comfortable.

Where did you get this on racebathing.com? Yeah, he bought, yeah, he really wore, he wears white gloves too. I have to sell it here. I just think you would have that reaction to anybody like because it's like it, the way he touched was familiar. Yeah, so they turn around and they go, oh, that's on my old friend Ironman. That's my old friend Ironman, yeah. He saved me kill this time. Oh, Ironman, are you back? Oh, thank you. I old friend Ironman. That was my old friend Ironman. He saved me kill those times. Oh Ironman, are you back?

Oh, thank you. I thought you died killing Thanos. I don't want Rody? Yeah. War Machine! Yeah, it was out of the Patriot. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. War Machine was the other Ironman. That was the Don Chitol Ironman. That was Tyrese. No. Tyrese Don Chitol Iron Man. That was Tyrese. No, Tyrese. That's a furious. That's fascin furious. Or Transformers.

Or Transformers. Or Transformers. I'm mixing my bad. Sorry, I'm dwellin' the fascin furious universe, cinematic universe. Now macaroni rascals, the first Italian Christian podcast. Right. Christian humor, no cussing.

That's true. There is a little bit. Yeah, it's also not Christian. Like, are you still in depression? No, I, the end is saying it's seriously, so I'm buying in. That's hilarious. Well, fuck, they just changed the course of your show. And you guys talk primarily about different kinds of carbs

and it's no carbs. I'm not going to lie. You can see why I was in easy 10 years living with a guy. I got what you said. Hey, so you're a man. I go you're staying in your room and probably not come out here if you hear any weird noises. What's up? You're oh you want me to have a living room today? That's cool. That's cool. I watch the nighter game on my TV. Nighter game in the living room. Oh that's cool dude. You can go grab their watch TV in your room. That's cool., that's cool, dude. You can look back. You can look back.

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And something that had it in his living room for 10 years is wild to sleep under that painting. Tell me that's for 97%. It's a good painting. It's a good work. That's crazy. It's crazy. It's a good painting. It's a good work. That's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's my it's my album cover Yeah, it's my album cover. It should be but that should be in a me let's not it should be about your bed when it was painted by an ex girlfriend And you're sharing that bed with a girl friend. Oh my Christ

You make your look at the artwork. Oh, this is how she's thanks to this broadcast, we're gonna have to probably move it now. So you guys who have no help, let's go to some dates. Back around your ass, we'll tell where you're gonna be. Now, now that should move from above the bed. Yeah, that's just a good vibe. Just tears below, come out every mountain. It's like the Jesus picture where my eyes follow you around the room. She just, hey, my guy's just to tell you, I don't have good,

juju coming off that thing with it above our bed. It's how I see our guests all in black and white. No, that's, that's to be jarring now to go to sleep on there a picture of yourself. It reads like you're a duke. Well, me, it might never saw eye to eye on what's comforting enough. like you're a duke. Well, me and my never saw eye to eye on what's comforting and not. My thinks a dripping with blood and despair, Jesus statue is a comforting sleep next to it. It's called died for your sins.

Have you heard it? Tell the sacrifice. Maybe you've never heard of it. Maybe you didn't get down to the temple to tell you. Die for your sins. You could check out our Christian podcast. Maybe they couldn't afford synagogue, but that's so fucking funny. Zeno, what you mean? Yeah, sometimes I touch the gaze of Christ.

I mean, yeah, no, Mike does not mind being surrounded by the haunting imagery of religion. Yeah, dude. It's comforting to me. I found out that we found this out, by the way, when we were going to see the movie King Kong, which Jay had seen three times, and I was seeing the first time,

almost walked out of it halfway through the first time I saw it. It was the second time I was seeing it. The Jack Black one, right? Yes. It was the second time. You didn't like it? You didn't like their take on it? I thought it was terrible.

To a beauty that killed the beast. Yeah. Jack Black gets to say the line. terrible. It was beauty that killed the beast. Yeah Jack Black gets to say the line Yeah, it's beauty that kill it. I thought the effects were pretty cool Jailie looks for a good part of them. I'm more of a Kong Island guy, but skull Island was good, too Yeah, I love Cameron. Yeah, King comes awesome. They were awesome. I thought King comes really neat See this is great get taken by everything, but Greg has the the jua Devi that you need a little bit more Devi

Yeah, you learn French since we stopped living together. Listen, I'm on a whole babble fish Slash Rose that a stone thing and I'm gonna need you Yeah, Dan's been sleeping with headphones and listening to Is he sick of Paul? Yeah, I'm Frank of phone total Frank of phone What is this your Javier? Jadol the Frank of phone Try the V is a joy for life, my friend. Back in, day. Don't you understand? The Greg Strenley's one of the most

laver people I've ever met in my life. He believes in flying. What? Say magic. You know what I was? What? It's the Wii? I was watching the last night I popped on.

Actually, I fell asleep, too. It was pretty great. It took an hour long thing on Netflix called something about movies, like the hacky things in movies. Oh, the cliche movie thing. I wish you moved. The cliche movie thing, dude. They get one of them, when you realize

how much you deal with, like the one we all know, I can't believe they still do have scenes of raining above shot, holding a dead body and yelling for you. Whoa! I can't believe this, but it does. But once I didn't realize that I just missed, but you're for yeah but it does but yeah but there's one side didn't realize that I just missed but you're like but it doesn't make

sense never a grocery bag that doesn't have a full loaf of bread bag get hanging out of it and lettuce crazy yeah raw lettuce and bread no package bread that you get it was dangerous yeah it's always that it's so yeah that that was really fucking if I roblo was great like hosting it to yeah

well I'm gonna tell you right now. I always leave with a unwrapped loaf of bread Never once I always have you have those those movie tropes were fucking great What was it the cop on the has nothing to lose? Yeah, yeah a cop with nothing to lose You know the cop on the edge plays by his own rules They kept trying to sneak in lessons though, which was annoying. They were like well police nowadays these aren't good tropes Like come on you want a cop who's gonna be to shit out of somebody and shoot someone? You want a cop on the edge? Do you want a cop enjoying a shower? I want to be crying in it with his hand against the tile Yeah, I mean knowing that you could have done more to save his best friend. Yeah

Here's a lot of confidence a good job. Oh, here's a cap who plays I feel rules. I think he comes in on time It's guy does his paperwork. I feel like Becky on watch that seven five documentary And just kept saying like it's born in the wrong era Taking a simple whiskey that's a that's about right. Yeah, you'd love you would have loved to be a dirty cop in the fucking 70s. Oh, that's an adventure taken money right yeah you'd love you would have loved to be a dirty cop in the fucking seventy who wouldn't have that you're taking money to make my friend had a fat mustache and a boat on the weekend god damn do you do you have been skimming off the top for sure he would tell you he was dirty when he would throttle his boat to be like Mike hey pay for he goes hey you

think this boat pays for itself man lift? Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr from a friend, my buddy sent me these awesome grapes. I was like, Vecchi, I'm gonna take home a bag. You know, take him to Katie, he's like, she's on a sugar diet. And I was like, did that feel good? She's on a sugar detox. Yeah, that fam, I was gonna say sugar diet. Yeah. Just sugar. Sugar.

We should've had the Austin. We should've had the Austin combat the painting. We should've had the look at the painting every night. Yeah, I need a brownie. What are you gonna put, what are you gonna put in its place? Where are you gonna put it? Nothing, he's keeping it up there. I'm keeping it up there.

He doesn't listen to this. She doesn't, so it's okay. She told me there I'm keeping it up there he doesn't listen to this she doesn't so it's okay yeah I don't know what people tweeting at her so be cool be cool everybody out there everybody I'm saying to you is guy to guy that's bonkers have a picture of yourself above your bed it's my album cover Jay it's hard in next thing life next thing you're telling it's hating but the album cover is a picture of you Oh Stop it. What is on the seller steps pondering my jokes? I think it about let me get this. Oh next thing you're gonna tell me is it's weird I sleep under my third grade class photo

And I Raise your background that'd be great. I high five it whenever I'm pounded I'll tell you what if you did do that I'd be okay because you'd be great. I high five it whenever I'm pounded. Now tell you what, if you did do that, I'd be okay, because you'd be doing that. I said, if it's 97% for joke and 3% like, I mean, it's nice though. It also happens, listen, I have the skanks painting, the Legion of Skanks logo, painting is above my head, but it's like, to logo,

a little different. It's also funny the Legion of Skanks logo is above my bed, I get that, and it's also cool painting. It's a cool, it's a logo I designed. If it was for fuck's sake a painting of myself, I would be mortified. Legion of Skanks is also something you've been doing for like five Well, how many years now ten year whatever would however many years right? So it's like you're putting your that's a thing No, absolutely what if I got you an oil painting of you of me. Yeah, not above my bed If I did but if I did it would be purely so I could have how fucking hilarious it get one of those paintings me where I'm dressed like fucking In yeah, or you look like one of the old board members

soon like a suit holding the back of a chair oh man the weird dog a cane but like a fancy handle with like a lion head a real dandy handle if you would yeah maybe you sitting down holding the cane

this thing commission Katie with his hand that are shoulder my item A regal dog next to you like a very one of those like thin ones that really sits up high Greyhound see we're normalize in it. I Think it's pretty cool there. Well, I don't think it's funny at all. I take it very seriously Jay I like the do you touch it every night you go to bed like to play like a champion side I told you I didn't have a problem with it in the living room This center of the entire time because it watched over us the centerpiece for our dining room table is a clay mold

Christine made of her ex-boyfriends cock, so I get it cool. I get it It's got a clay dildo right on the table. It's art though. What am I gonna do argue? It's art Do you it's great for breaking walnuts? Yeah, do you go back to Astoria to do the podcast? Yeah, is that weird? No, I go back and I've been eating at Zorba's I'm I've been back to the old haunt It misses you this is it misses both of you. Mrs. Story. What's Zorna's is a great place great breakfast Yeah, okay eggs. He's where you can find Mike before 9 a.m. and I mean, we got to drag him home.

I like Greek breakfast. It's on our living. Vekia on the breakfast guy. It's real excited about a breakfast. There was a deli that opened around the corner got real. What's your jam? 812 and 6. What's your jam? Hunger man's omelet. Oh, yeah. What is that? Hunger man. Jam hunger man's omelet. Oh, yeah, what is that hunger man? Hungry man's on It's all the hand I don't know what's in it. I like the name of it the name little ham little bake little ham

Little may mix it up little green pepper Haps some mozzarella some moots or else some moots. I learned that no bread. I learned that little I do I do we toast no butter no butter. Yeah, you can't have a German. You heard what he said. He docked me giving him grapes. Yeah, no sugar. We had to go home and we're trying to keep our calories down so we get fuck under a giant picture of me. Yeah, I got this. I wanted to leave it. One of you put your hands on the picture how close it to the top of the bed What if we nailed it off? What if we nailed it on the ceiling so you could look at it when you woke up now

I don't have a problem with that. I like that First thing when you open your eyes like hey It's muscle confusion, right? It's a big cover muscle confusion Yes, yeah, look at me. cover muscle confusion? Uh, yes. Yeah. Look at me. What a good friend. All right.

Can you what? I want to hang it above my newborn child's crib. So every newborn, how about that? That's great. That's great. Calvin O'Neill, yeah. I'll say what it is.

Your son can learn about respect. I'll tell you what it is. That's a macaroni brother coming to your aid right there. He also wants you to remove the thing But he feels we're coming at you and you guys are coming out. I mean, I feel like I'm in the seven five You know what I'm just saying this I haven't lived together for months. You still got you good stuff Yeah, I like to say in front of Congress here that those picks were asking for it I want to say those guys were not good representatives for themselves. Last time I checked I didn't see the receipt for the cash.

Oh, he was a pussy, so I shot him. Those guys were wild. That guy did the rounds of like podcasts for a while. And was like just sort of like, yeah, we got that made killed, but whatever. I was a piece of shit. I don't think he's like that. I think he's like, yeah, is what it is. People were killed.

Yeah. People die. People didn't die. He really money. At the end he goes, go rangerous. You guys make hockey fans for some reason. That's so fun. But what about Greg's child?

He's just becoming a father. You guys want to get off my painting and get onto Greg's. Did you guys watch the untold series on that flicks the sports things because that hockey ones I was that's why I was one of you watch that watch it the mafia kid you haven't watched that one yet Oh, it's the one yeah, okay, and I hate hockey It's got nothing to do with it. There's minor league hockey. That was just the front for a complete mafia business First and foremost the way to tell that's the case, he just, the mafia guy bought it to launder money through it

and then it goes, my 17 year old son's the owner. That's very funny. And it was just like this wigger kid from Connecticut, he's like, oh, pop, this was crazy. What? No. And he was be out there, he was like a fan that was going, he's like, oh, no.

Let's hide this guy. And he just started, and it was like a fan that was like, oh, let's hide this guy. And it was like a hockey strike year, NHL strike year. So there were some guys who were just loose to play. He's like, I love that fucking maniac from St. Louis and they just got them. They paid him in cash. More than they'd ever been paid, ever. They were like, long island is paying this guy 100 grand.

They're making 20 grand a year. And they're like, really? And they're like, yeah, you can't tell anyone there's so much cash you got. It's psycho. You guys here at Secret, but you're gonna be a secret weapon. Did they had a black line on the team that was so heat to this day?

Doesn't look at this as a bad experience. He goes, dude, it was awesome. They gave us just duffel bags of cash, pussy, drugs, whatever we want. No one cared. I can't be a guy. That is gotta be. That is gotta be fun to have a mafia boss as your boss not being in the mafia.

Because of the way they do it, they go, I want you to combine for a dinner and you're like, it was unbelievable. Knock my socks off. Never had lasagna like that. Honestly, I don't know if it was baked, God knows what it was, but it was unbelievable. I'm leaving, can I kiss me?

I'm in the wrong floor, 60,000 hours. So something called that, but it was unbelievable. I'm leaving. I kissed me a minute or four, 60,000. I'm joking. So something called that he told me I needed a guma. So he got me a side piece. This girl just took some fucking mouse. Shit. He asked me, and he asked me my sizes. Anyways, so then I did his back splashes in his kitchen.

It was like that. Imagine you're playing that team. You cross-check the head guy and the next night, your wife is missing. Yeah, you can't. You have a hat trick and you can't start your car for a week. Do they have a guy, one of the guys in the team, right? His only job.

He's like, I'm not good at hockey. He's like, I just go out there and just like, I just go and start a fight. He's a goon. That's great. They call those goons. No, I know, but the goons are usually like they was like I'm not a good skater he's a good so he's really mad at me he's like I really don't know how to stay no more he's like I don't know how to stick work go he's like I just was out there

I could skate straight and fucking drill a guy and then we go on the ground and I just beat the shit and he was like and now we just get the crowd psyched. They throw me out. Do people had like, and by the way, it means so they loved it so much that they're talking about this like a criminal operation that was finally dethroned. How many bodies and deaths were involved in the ring and the ladder of this horrible drug money laundering operation. And the players are with team he goes, good guy, good guy, he's good. He's good. He paid his writing treat us good his wife used to cook And even the guy when he gets out of jail he's like yeah, fuck though. It was fun though And the sun's like what a neat time

I'm gonna watch it. No, one of them was like, it's so good. It's so cool. The sopranos was based on these people. The Tony soprano was based on this guy, and AJ was based on this kid, whose name is AJ. Really? Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Is it Connecticut?

Yeah. It's for Jersey. Connecticut. It's called. It's like the Danbury fucking. Trashers. Trashers. Trashers, because they were sent to people.

The mob guys were from Connecticut, or were they in Jersey, were they from New York? No, they were Connecticut. I think they were Connecticut. Yeah. Yeah, that is funny because someone's got to be assigned Connecticut. Yes, someone's got to be like yeah, you're like yeah, so I Maybe it was long I thought it was Connecticut though. He's like Brooklyn. I'm from Brooklyn. He's like well listen We need you to day in there I can't even get a sauce out there Christine you're left, your right

nipple are left is hanging out. Gliddish. She's paying attention. Yes she is. I'm trying to get you out of the. It was a shadow. I thought we'd all get a bigger kick out of that. I want somebody look up the goddamn trashers. Look up the trashers. Um, where

they were from, I think it's kind of a kid. I don't think it but it might be long island. I think it's kind of kid. It might be long I mean minor league hockey to be as puttune. It was the stands were packed. Yeah. Like they loved and it was just like all these fuck is the whitest audience. Yeah. Yeah. You've ever seen because not just a hockey audience. A mafia. The first game the opening they dropped the puck everyone through their gloves off and everyone just started fighting. Yes, that's right. People like Holy shit.

Five on five. Yeah, five on five. Real violent. They're very trashers. DeFonged Hockey United Hockey League ice hockey team that was looking. Yeah, they hired Brent Gretzky. They got brothers with people. That's so fun.

We got to get Gretzky. We got Gretzky and Gretz. No, but that was AJ go on today it was his first choice. He says I go we got to get Gretsky and he was talking about Brent Gretsky. I had to get Renee Lemieux. Yeah. I got all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I got all the fucking time guys. Modano Billy War Mike Bell for All these guys do it right? Steve Lindros there's a Kenny cell use I don't know the other thing we sign him hey guys good news Todd Ronik

Yeah, that's a wild you should watch it. It's on Netflix. It's on that You didn't watch the untold series of mouse the palace I that's the only one I've watched I watched on the road when I was eating his delicious late sandals. I can't watch Miles DePalestin and stuff anymore. The narrative on that is so gross to me or that what they've taken it. Like these players really should have got their shit together, I go, I think it's 110% the fucking audience with the problem there.

Oh, right. 100% I don't like that on a documentary when they start taking it one, they just do their own opinion of it. Oh, which is pretty much all of them all. I know, but Ron Artes is somehow submitted to the idea of being like I was a dumb jerk and this is the guy I punched you know, it's the guy who fucking threw a cup at you while you had your hands on your Show zero remorse for it. Yeah, and it says you and I mean when he talks that guys like now he learned this lesson

That's why we can get about it now. You're like are you fucking crazy? Now he learned this lesson, that's why we can get about it now. You're like, are you fucking crazy? Yeah. I can't believe you agreed to meet. If I was like, Ron Artes wants to meet you and say, he's sorry, I'm like, well, he's gonna kill me so no fucking. Oh, so you guys don't know what to say in a word? It ain't.

Don't tell him my fucking address, either, you jerk off. You fucking jerks. Holy shit. How's it being a dad? Nah, I've been slept in a week. It's wild. I don't even feel like I'm here. Just like a just dad. Just like you dad just knew He's two weeks today Two weeks today Calvin Oach, Kyle Kable-Lucci. How are you? Can I say about our podcast? We have a two to the week

Okay, we do every week and Calvin Oach Gregson was the two to the week last week He's Calvin. We've been the first win early. Why do you do? Did he come out right away? Start to simp it on some chick? He's like, hey, mom. Chuchu the way he hang out. Yeah. On his way out, he's pussy.

He ate it. Yeah. Does he scream cry? No, he just cries when he's hungry, but it's too much. He's always hungry. So you're on the every three hours now? Every three hours. It's kind of awesome.

If you get that up though, right. If when you get home from like doing stuff at night, like doing comedy shit, it's all I did when Isabella was a baby. If you can get home and do like a three in the morning one, then the lady does the six one. You don't have to be back in the game till nine. See, the thing is that we weren't pumping yet and she's breastfeeding. So all her, all

her and I just wake up, she would just wake me up and I just clap for her like, good job. This is your killing it. And then we're just awake together. And now we got the pump and we're back, but it was brutal. At what point does sleep and and black loose on just turned one Hendrix just turned one What point does this does the sleep come back? I'd say 10 months I'm two weeks in yeah So 10 months they start sleeping. I'll say this I said to every other pair I think it goes so fucking fast That you won't by the time there a year and a half, two years old,

but before you know it, it'll be things where you have to wake them for things. But he's gonna age like a president, talent. Miss him, yes. But yes, you're gonna age like a president. He's Asian, I have an Asian child. Yes. Really.

Very. Very progressive. It's called diversity, guys. Yeah, we call it diversity. Dude, you are so war. Luke, I bring him around, people think I'm a gay dad. Yeah, I just it a diversity. You are so war. I bring him I bring him around people think I'm a People think I'm a gay dad. Yeah, I just grabbed him. That's fun. I guess his name hashtag stop Asian hate He did it for the culture

Yeah, I don't know that's fucking nuts. You just not sleeping. That's gotta be draining. It's no, I mean it's weird I love it. It's the best thing ever you know it sucks But it doesn't suck because you love him. I love him so much I just want to put him I kiss him on the lips. I don't even care. I just get his lips Tom Brady open I will do you kiss his lips? Show me. He knows I'm the CEO of kisses I come to see every day Tom Brady made that okay. Yeah, and Italians are people Well guys people bring that kind of incestuous pedophila homosexuality is our what's fresh

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