The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The New Superheros (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

The Beastmaster Justin Silver joins The Bonfire and comes in and tells the gang about his salacious summer camp experience and the guys get into a conversation about the new gay superheros!Stream "The... Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@IAmJustinSilver www.IAmJustinSilver.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Welcome back to the Bonfire. I'm Dan Soder. That's Big J. Okreson. Lou is the only crew member in studio studio our black king, the black tiger,
Starting point is 00:00:26 Lewis Ajahn. White claw day. At home, Christine in Texas, Jacob in Florida, Jay's pound and white claws. Lou's having beers. Justin and I are living this.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Justin and I are seeing everything for what it is, crystal clear. Thank you Columbus for discovering America You're the most Italian You made it you discovered this place. There was nobody here. That's a bullshit. Shout out you the ninja the Nina the Pinta the Santa Maria So tomorrow Nina Pinta send them a real fuck the Mayflower I'm gonna punch my step-kid do it dude guys wait here. Who looks like I beat up a step-kid. Do it dude. Everyone.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Guys wait here, who looks like a guy who beats up a step-kid? Yeah, absolutely. It looks like he puts on some spice. Just kids is kiddin' with a little fucka turn in the hips. Say today, say today kid, you're gonna fucking see if you could take all the loo. Well, well, not keep out. I'm not keep out and then suck your mom's pussy for a heck.
Starting point is 00:01:21 I know, well now the Justin's in the room. Did you see, wait, can I say this real quick? Did you see monsters inside about the guy? He's like, he's the stepdad and then he like abuses his kid so bad that he becomes a sociopath with 29 different personalities and starts to murder. Did you not see this documentary? I started it. I didn't finish it.
Starting point is 00:01:37 I didn't have any on the first episode. Oh man. What's it called? I'm monsters and monsters inside. What's it on? It's on Netflix. It's like the stepdad. What if I told you he was the stepmom the whole time? Sorry, I'm in monster monsters inside. What's it on? It's on Netflix. It's like the set that- What if I told you, here's the set on the whole time. Sorry, I'm in a spoiler thing. It's like the guy, it's like the movie split,
Starting point is 00:01:51 which they now are Netflix are trying to have removed. Why? Because they say it's making light of a serious mental issue. Are they taking chimneys list off because it's making light of a set like a mod, dude. I think someone makes that very point in the article that I read that was kind of like this is crazy. Yeah. Who? Super hero movie. How many people are back in that though? Is that a real pusher? Is that one of those things? It says it says it has if you could find the thing a Christine can
Starting point is 00:02:18 hear us right? Because here's what's happening right now in the age of the internet is people are making sometimes people are actually in trouble. And then sometimes people are making a bunch of scarecrows and fucking fake things that are like- Get analogy, scarecrows. But did you hear that this person's in trouble and you look at it's like five tweets. But is this a real push to get it taken off?
Starting point is 00:02:39 Split. For what I said, there's a lot of signatures in this list. By the way, when they were expecting. Do you have the article Christina though? I'm trying to find it now. There's a documentary apologize which goes into exactly what you're saying. I'm just here to throw a documentary. Yeah, do the recs. Welcome Justin Silver in his recs.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Is Bag of Recommendation. Because there's a documentary about the blue breasted whipper willow. I heard kind of earlier you guys were talking about grape fruiting. There's a whole thing on citrus fruits and it's production in South America. There's a documentary around the sentence you're about to say. Yeah. Do you know that it's called vitamin C, SE. People put their dicks to grape fruits for women's suck their dicks to a grapefruit.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Through the other side. No concern. Yeah, no concern about the acid. The acid getting your dick whole. Wait, wait, wait. They put it in so their dick has to go all the way through like a shish-cabal. They cut a hole. Yeah. And then you put your dick in so it touches the sides.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Well, they don't, they're, you're using it like a fefie. Yeah, Dan can bust through a grapefruit. Right. Like a fucking, I mean, it's crazy. Like a guy who can rip a fucking phonebook in a hand. It's like, I'm a weiner, Mr. Coolaid. Without making a hole in it first, you could just go right through. a guy who can rip a fucking phone book in hand. It's like I'm a weiner Mr. Kool-aid. Without making a hole in it first,
Starting point is 00:03:46 you could just go right through. Dan's Dick has been doing speaking at schools, motivational stuff like that. Yeah, it's part of it's called. Look at my dick break these bricks. It's called power. You can do it too if you believe. Powercox for Christ.
Starting point is 00:03:57 We were kids in camp, we used to fuck fruit. And we used to do this. We used to take, they had those like, slow down, slow down. Okay. When are're all this Would you guys gangbang a watermelon? Cannello cannelloops you can't gangbang a cannello, dude you can make one hole one hole one all fat watermelon
Starting point is 00:04:15 No watermelon you can spit roast yeah, we used to take they had that shitty paneling that like shitty wood paneling for the walls And it's just like apply would would like two by fours behind it So we just take the broom handle and put it through the wall and then shove it with toilet paper and then fill that with Shaving cream and fuck that and what would it was a royal we were speaking about Me and my guys Me and the boys Me and me and everybody else who was cool and awesome me and the blazing sevens, you know, fucking fruit, fucking fruit and walls.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Did you, what would be the, here's my question about, yeah, because fire, fire boy, I understand now that like from Lewis and a bunch of my friends, a lot of my friends jerked off in groups when they were younger, but I did not. And my question that does, never even acknowledgement that you were like going to just off or anything. Yes, absolutely acknowledgement,
Starting point is 00:05:15 but we never did it in the same room as each other. You never went to camp or boarding school, though. I went to summer camp, but I was maybe a way though, right? Oh, you did. Yeah, like a week sleep away. I didn't either. I just definitely jerked off Two times I could think of in the same room as other guys watching porno. Oh
Starting point is 00:05:30 Away from each other It was weird can I tell you something you don't know I jerked in a room. Oh jerked off in a room with you in it But I don't think you know wow well we spent a lot of times in hoax There we go. This is weird kid in with the the reveal. You were in the bathroom or something. I was in the bathroom. Sure. I was in the bathroom and I just jerked off. We've had double beds before and I was just sleeping
Starting point is 00:05:51 because you're like a bear. What if I told you guys right now I'm drinking off? Oh yeah, I've a... But my question in a room is like that. Yeah, but my question is, I'm not sleeping. I've never done that. My question is, is when you're doing the group masturbation, when you come,
Starting point is 00:06:04 don't you feel like a silly goose? Let me say I'm gonna give you two to answer on that you stomach hurts and being so full Are you mean country buffet? The wall situation that's like before you can actually come and you're just like experimenting however When the wall post is later in sleep away camp when you have like bunk beds and all this kind of stuff right around like the 12 13 age that's when everyone knew that you could fucking come and then in boarding school when I got sent away to that place like no one gave a shit about that boy unloading said he used to have we used to have there was this kid Mike Brown who was just like fat Jewish kid who's dad did that thing that we hate where they wear like the Native American
Starting point is 00:06:44 jewelry but he was like a dentist fuck yeah and he used to sit and he was like from a great tribe It was a tribe not from America, but from the Middle East for they call me Shops for adieu I feel like my great try this story. We only eat the white fish This this story should be the dowry we pay Andy Cohen for the studio. Yeah Hey, Andy, you want to whack off to a really hot story? Guys bonfire was a big P.U. until that story with Justin You're coming over and going, va va va
Starting point is 00:07:16 You hear Justin talk about fucking his wall pussies with his guys. You know, I was on Well got late today then her Justin talk about fucking wall pussy wall pussies I was on he show when I had dogs and this it in yeah, I think I don't know Yeah, I was on this show and I was like having a ham and up with him Yeah, and by hamming it up. I don't mean what you think I mean Yeah, I'm up your ass show my hammy mean is gone Showing him your inner but hole Justin if you were gonna if you were gonna come out and fucking just go full blown gay Andy going Would be my guy should be should be your god. Oh my god. You live a lot
Starting point is 00:07:51 I know that we were gonna me him and Isaac Mizrahi. We're gonna have another dog We were gonna have another dog show like we there was in like production for whatever But wait, can I spend it so we used to sit on the drain because it was like community shower So it's flat so we would sit on it like oh like is fucking fat, Julia's trying to sit on the drain and make a bath And whoever was behind we used to pee on him jerk off on I lose a way into it I lose my mind. Jesus Christ. I lose my way into it. I lose junk at work. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Wow. Dude, that kid, how was school shooting not more prominent in the 80s and 90s? That's what the ass with school shootings were back then. One of these guys is going to fucking kill me. We tortured this one kid. He was such a piece of shit. And it's like because I'm the one out of all that friend group that's like public, every now and then there's some Facebook thing where's like
Starting point is 00:08:47 I did where he's still going through and he's like and Justin silver's gonna fucking Peter King guy I'm not a fan of wall with hey, Justin. I was trying to take a shower Idiot I was the best wall pussy maker Justin. I made a tight wet wall pussy that you wouldn't believe Justin goes We used to make wall pussy was wrong wrong. I used to make wall pussy you copied it was wall ass What a fucking joke? Well, I'm gonna not your leash. Well, Jacob today. It's my favorite. Sorry. Sometimes I'll you know leave my phone somewhere and come back to it and the bonfire thread today. There was like 31 text messages when I looked and I was like, yeah
Starting point is 00:09:34 What was it over? Jacob is furious because they made Superman bisexual. Oh, and DC comic, but he actually made a very good point What corn hole in Superman has to be damn near impossible. Oh my god It's not possible. Yeah, I feel like it was like pushed your it'll it'll separate your shaft skin from your dickhead and roll your Safeskin up like a sleeve My guess my son is gonna be no giving that thing. I send you to a planet where you taste both fruits You too are planet where you taste both fruits. Suck and fuck whoever. Us Kryptonian. Us Kryptonian.
Starting point is 00:10:10 I love my son. They need... They need machines to fuck. I'm sending you on a fuck mission. Fuck and suck everybody. So we were all turning gay out here while you were safe inside Now I'm just a gay man. Okay, I got it
Starting point is 00:10:36 Pretty smart very smart pretty smart by Superman Gene hacken pretty smart. Yeah We were all out here turning bisexual while you were safe inside the thing. Okay, all right. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:11:00 You bitch. Jacob, are you fired up about this? I don't, first of all, it's John, it's Johnathan Kent, his son who takes up the Superman mantle. Yeah, it also takes up a couple other mammals. Yeah, it's a good mantle, it's a good on fireplace, it's a good on couches, love seeds, ornaments. He won't take it on real fur though. Ew.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Ew, murder. Ew. Murder. Ew. I don't understand this whole trend of turning one character another thing. Oh, like when they turned Thor into a lesbian, we're about to do Joe DeRose's whole act right now. Who's you? You know, I don't understand. I mean, there's plenty of good gay characters,
Starting point is 00:11:39 black characters, they never use them. They just decide, I think that does more harm. They just do. They just do stolen valor. Oh, it never use them. They just decide, I think that does more harm. They just do just stolen valor. Oh, she's weird. They have to feel they have to. Yeah, they're like, guys, it's crazy. Sorry. I mean, because everyone knows the gay character, new fruit character. And I think this is brought up in the chat, but it's, but it's true. Everyone knows the gay character in DC is Robin. These Bruce Wayne's power bottom. Now he's like that's like that's like Bert Nernie gay though. Bert Nernie. I'm saying that's Bert Nernie gay. It's never confirmed that uh, that Robin was gay. Yeah. Speaking of sure and your friends got an
Starting point is 00:12:13 uncle that lives with them and they're just friends. Well I get these gymnasts. Yeah. I get over yourself. Why do I do world? Because he's lightly into figure skating. I understand that masculinity doesn't access in the fucking back. Are you? Is this the day I started this show? Because next thing you're gonna tell me is that two man Bob Slid is gay. And it's not. OK.
Starting point is 00:12:32 OK. Don't let me start with their jiggly butts in the plate. Is maybe the hottest is maybe I'm sorry to take off track at all. We could bring it up in the background at some point. You don't have to at all is maybe one of the hottest videos of all time. That girl's fantastic ass blasting out of the hottest videos of all time that girls
Starting point is 00:12:45 Fantastic ass blasting out of the fucking Bob slid suit wait, I never saw oh my Christ. It's a Bob Slid thing and she's going to like do it It's just Great blast through the Hot no great body I want to see the ass bust. It's just her in a thong. It's so great That's what they wear She didn't have to really special bob slip paint slabs and rubs it. It's not a lot. I'm getting so H. Yeah, dude she puts fingers in herself. Oh
Starting point is 00:13:15 Like a foster done the new she found you have a great fruit. It feels like wall pussy on the Fingering Wall pussy Wall Pussy on the flute the finger in the flute You see Wall Pussy Oh Sticky dude my beard I'll say you know how to do See Porky-borky wall Pussy
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Starting point is 00:14:32 so it's like, I would, I would just have my finger on this rewind button, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, you know? That's the, that's the puberty version of patting your head and rubbing your stomach. Yeah. Two things that wants real like. You're nailing the analogies today.
Starting point is 00:14:44 Thanks, dog. I woke up today and did my analogy warm ups. This is like this. And this is like that. What's that, Jacob? I just want to point out that I mean, now it's the joke to say that we're gay, but I mean, comic books and the cartoons, nobody crushed more super pussy than that man and Robin true. Yeah Do you think Superman's gonna be super good at giving blow jobs? Do you think you could pop your weener like a goger? Thing like go all short answer. Yes Short log of it short answer. I mean if you can leap over a fucking building and then I'm sure it's faster than a train. If you make it pop quick.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Do these flexes as good? Black Lou is loving this fucking tune. Look at him. Who doesn't? So best of all. Yeah. Bitch and bat cave you got here. Honey, quick question, Superman.
Starting point is 00:15:43 What's up with all the crystals? Hey, could we go to find some place alone? There's a couple of bats in my cave, Needs Claren. Hey, I got your justice league right here also. What's up with all the holograms you're daddy playing in your weird castle? The Legion of Boom! Hey! Whoa! Listen, Aquaman's gonna get me some sea coke and we are gonna fucking party. Oh guys Christine put a sweatshirt on This is that tipping must have stopped if you guys want Christine take that
Starting point is 00:16:12 Fucking smash that fucking donate button Smash that donate button. She's putting clothes back on guys. We're going the wrong way here. Thank you Are we partying here at the fucking crazy horse tonight. Thank you, Crackle King 92. It's not true. Big old tip. Tingo bit high. Maybe we'll dress Jagabuff like Superman and you can watch as Tugger's turkey neck. Give me three minutes while we wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Yeah, look man, everything I like is rugged. God damn right. But I think there are a few articles. I mean, all these woke storylines on superheroes are tanking. I don't know about this one. They all are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:03 They all are. They're trying to make money. They're trying to. On both sides. Nobody likes this. Jacob, it's no one trying to prove a point. It's all corporations trying to ring the most amount of money out of the products there. Yeah. Somebody called me, but nobody's losing money. So I don't get it. Wait, someone called you woke. No, it might have been on a lesionist. Ganks has a Facebook page now. That would be the only place that they might be if someone was like yeah, it's someone those jays got really woke He said something maybe maybe it was in the bonfire Right, anyone knows jays getting woke. I just was like man. I go that is so far
Starting point is 00:17:37 I go let me give now a list of things. I've been called that are crazy Nazi racist transform hobo phobic woke crazy. I'm not so I'm not see racist, transform, hobo phobic, woke. I mean, people go, woke. I'll take it. Here's the add on the back of a jersey. Everyone's like, everyone's so fucking, you know, if you go against them on any opinion, they're like, you must be the other political party. And you're like, how about I'm completely, politically apathetic. I don't give a shit about any of it. I don't know what's fun to make fun of the stuff you like. Right. You're vaccinated. So you know, I'm like, no, I just, you know, I don't give a shit about any of it. I don't know. It's fun to make fun of the stuff you like. You're vaccinated, so you know, I'm like, no, I just, you know, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Buddy, me and you went to corn the other week. Yeah. And when we heard of skimb up a diba boob up. But they remember we said they had the fuck Joe Biden chant and... Oh, yeah. And all the fucking shit was going on. Which was funny. Funny as shit.
Starting point is 00:18:24 I'll tell you what I was in't Jersey last night seeing slipknot Only saw slipknot perform I actually remember I saw the the last like 20 of kill switch engage What and I saw and I saw slipknot? Slipknot pre-j- I mean that got cord tail was great front man, and he really does like Keep overselling the thing like we're all family here. It doesn't matter what you look like Slipknot pre-j- I mean that got- Corey Taylor was great frontman and he really does like keep Overselling the thing like we're all family here. It doesn't matter what you look like Well, Chloe what anything as long as you're right was like we're all family. I'm just whenever it is He's just like his his preach is all that shit. Yeah, no violence here. He's like this is all about people who get together and love the chaos of
Starting point is 00:19:02 Metal music and but he just gets it's all the right things Who get together and love the chaos of metal music and but he just gets it all the right things When they're when they were done Done and they take a night and they all walked off the stage Fuck Joe Biden Is dad gone now we can do it and then outside outside the venue right outside the venue there was a band just playing yeah Like music and like people were watching them in between their songs Fuck yeah, bro. I would start chanting fuck Joe Biden again. It's like it's the chat. That's a sweet nation It's a weird like I don't think a lot of like
Starting point is 00:19:35 These guys. I don't think corn is on Fuck Joe Biden shit. I don't think slip knots on fuck you. Maybe they are right there They're corn fed like fucking Iowa boys Pox politics needs to stop fucking being everywhere. It's dumb fuck Joe by amic y'all me and Josh walking out like it and being everywhere. It's dumb fuck Joe Biden. I mean, in Joshua, walking out, like it honestly got, it becomes. Where you're woke now, so.
Starting point is 00:20:07 It's scarier than walking out of a fucking public enemy concert in 1987. Were you? You're just like in this, I'm like Malcolm X. Were you in there? There's sort of a thing where you're walking out, you're like, why are these people,
Starting point is 00:20:19 like why is this mass thing happening? Fuck Joe Biden, why? Were you in there? I can't believe there's 30 people with this concert who give a fuck about Joe Biden or who's the president. Because it's the opposite end of the fucking, of the gay superhero shit. It's like, it's just the two polar opposites.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I didn't think it helped you were wearing your airbrushed Kamala Harris sweatshirt. That was my fault. Probably a different day. Yeah, and it's also the artist did a wonderful job. Wonderful job, ass thing. It's a wonderful airbrush. It cuts me so I could wear a different day. Yeah, and it's also the artist did a wonderful job. It's the wonderful airbrush. It cuts me so I could wear something sexy underneath. Yeah, falls off the shoulder nice.
Starting point is 00:20:50 The only reason. The only reason I brought this up in the first place because I do think, because you hate games. You hate gay people. No, I think this type of horse that gets weaponized, I guess what I just have to say to you is, are you gay?
Starting point is 00:21:07 Jacob broke. No anyone who likes this thing, but it... Do him cutting out. It sounds like he's just being so weak. He doesn't believe in himself. It's like, I just, Jacob. I just feel, I know. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
Starting point is 00:21:21 but we did hear part of it, but when Lou plays a thing over it that was hilarious It cuts you off because you have to come back to work dude I'm competing with you two are you kidding two beers and dude he's fucking working so hard I could do Jacob. I've put in all the effort Jacob is pushing the buttons and puking into the fucking waste basket. I have fucking check it He's drunk, darling. He's ex-girlfriend. Jacob, I was wrong. He's giving me sexy eyes again Like he always does when he's in waste. Jacob. No, Lou. No. Obviously the long and short of it is you find homosexuality to be an Abomination. J. is woke. We got the idea. I'm woke, so here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:22:06 I say more gay superheroes. I want to say gay thing. And I want you fucking gay Hulk. I want, I want, I want, I want, like, gay Hulk would be a problem for every gay thing. No, gay thing will be fine. Gay Hulk's a problem for every- I bet you Hulk can take a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, it's how do you get a Huggay Hulk off though?
Starting point is 00:22:25 I don't that's the point. He's a bottom to he's a bottom to gay thing. Yeah, I could take on the whole Yeah, no incredible gay Hulk needs the whole UFC roster in his butt at once. Yeah, can I make a suggestion? Dude, I'll say what though a stone bucocky coming at you at a things dick is be pretty weird though But does he shoot pebbles just dance. I assume yeah, there's no fluids in there. That hot come thing doesn't cry or spit Jacob I mean Justin Halloween show. I want to go you and me Jay Okay, I'll can gay thing and I'll be either one. I don't care. Okay, but you're gonna have to wear Too many it'll be I'll be one of, I don't care. Okay, but you're gonna have to wear, you're not sure. It'll be, one of them is in the other one. You're gonna be throwing the horse back.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I'll have to be the head because you're bigger, so I'll be the head. Okay, don't leave me wrong though. I won't, baby. Get ready to wear asless purple shorts. Are we all in the group? Hey, Dan, I was ready yesterday for that. Jacob, I'm sorry, YouTube was playing, what was that?
Starting point is 00:23:23 Sorry, we're watching an ad about Bitcoin. And his picture froze. Oh, he's for it. It's for Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Take your back, Jacob. Did you get your point out?
Starting point is 00:23:36 There's something bad happens and Jacob takes the fall. So the point is that, he's gone, he's it. He left. Shit. Jacob walks. He probably just punched a wall. Oh, everybody, what's up? And he's it jake up walks he probably just punched a wall uh... what's up
Starting point is 00:23:47 what happened to you did you have to go anything just uh... unstable connections what's going on just to go jack off the green lantern kai jade think about superman poppin and fucking in jimmy's mouth damn did you love the cartoon so much of the message i'm getting i think i made problem i don't understand.
Starting point is 00:24:05 There's plenty of gay characters already that you can go to. I don't. Yeah, like Aquaman. Is Aquaman gay? Yeah, I see. I say that and people get mad. Well, Christine, that's going to set Christine off now. Yeah, you've gone to.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Well, not that gay. I think all superheroes are gay in their little costumes. Everybody knows that Aquaman's addicted to dolphin dick These goes around day sucking and fucking the smartest creatures are bisexual. They say If you're not Kryptonian, I think we all agree Superman could only be a power top, right? Like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no power topo no power topo fucking grind you with the barbers on cheese You can be in the most you can be on the most one list fucking your asshole at the Superman pound your ass. Oh your ass was gonna like fucking raise it in evil monster mouths Your face you're gonna go like a clicker from fucking last of us
Starting point is 00:25:03 You can do that with your mouth like that. Oh, both of us. Oh, wow. You can't. Wait, I want to do it too. I don't know what you do. It's something to back on my phone. I don't know, but listen, the HTSMR is fucking mad at us. Jacob, I understand what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:25:18 There, he have established gay characters. Why don't you give them some heat? I don't know if it is. If you want. What? I think it's counterproductive. It's me, and it just infuriates people. I've been thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:25:30 That don't need to be infuriated. It's, it's butt-fucking-time. Hey, it's me, thing. Hulk, horny. I'm getting horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny. You're gonna drag the pebbles. Oh, it's happening.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Oh, I'm turning. If you tell me, but if you tell me, I'll kill you. Oh, it's happening. Oh, I'm turning If you tell me but if you tell me I'll kill you Hulk Fab your ass. Don't tell anybody. We had this moment. I'll fucking kill you Hulk Hulk fierce He was Hulk wonder why you so anti gay Publicly Hulk Warner know that's the only thing that keeps me Fantastic fours got some real thoughts on the game Hulk want to meet family Okay, publicly. Hulk Warner know. That's the only thing that keeps me. He's a fantastic force. He's got some real thoughts on the game.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Hulk want to meet his family. Hulk want to meet Mr. Hulk want to meet Mr. Fantastic. Hulk green and gay and want to be close. Hulk wonder, you thing embarrassed of Hulk. Not bring Hulk to forum. Hulk side piece. To forum. Not bring Hulk to pour him Hulk side piece
Starting point is 00:26:31 Not bring Hulk to yum kipper why Hulk like Holla bread thing have no problem at 3 a.m. Hulk Hulk Hulk get text from thing you Oh It's thing you up Sticking it you think remember this Let's take our last breaks we can come back and talk about or land You're actually not this is a lot of are no it's not the people Listen I was there's a place is suck. Yes people could be fired everywhere. Yes, Orlando people are fine The Tampa people are great to that that come to the shows But Tampa is a fuck is is God's asshole Orlando in the situation sucked or
Starting point is 00:27:22 Orlando in the situation sucked or Fucking Tampa's it Tampa as a city is like in between toes or And if that's in between toes then it's fucking Orlando's in between the button that fucking balls Hulk wonder if thing and Hulk can just go to dinner and not straight to sex Hulk and Hulk want to know if Thing has been hanging out with other gay superheroes. Which Hulk okay with, Hulk likes to party. Hulk just appreciate communication. Hulk just doesn't want to look like fool.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Hulk worry when thing not called before bed. Hulk want to know if Thing want to come with Hulk to Caribbean Hulk just don't want to be lied to Hulk can understand anything We're gonna take a break we're hanging out Justin silver the Beast Master. It's the Bob art We're hanging out Justin Silver, the Beast Master, in the mod part. you

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