The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Odd Throuple
Episode Date: April 15, 2022midroll-32:38Jay & Dan plan a reality series with Jacob and the Lou's called "The Odd Throuple"Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Detai...ls Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com
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And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder.
What's up everybody? It's the bonfire. It's the lost tapes. Don't tell anybody though.
Shhh. Jacob's coming out of his panic room as we speak. I'm Big J. Okreson and that's Dan Soder.
He's punching his code. He's in there black king, the black tiger, Lewis, a jaaan, son.
From the house, Christine Marievans are of course. The life's blood.
DJ Lewitsky. The spinal cord. Fresh off a canned wine bender. And the house Christine Marie Evans of course the life's blood
DeGa'lyw whiskey the spinal cord fresh off a canned wine vendor
Jacob won't give them any more. We were talking about downstairs Jacob. Why are you hiding? Why are you hiding the booze? Why are you hiding the sweet sauce? Samples left. He just
Wanted so bad
Yeah, dude you put blood in the water the sharks gonna try to eat you know about sharks
You know only need one.
You know that DJ Lou wants us to refer to his alcoholism
as being a booze shark.
He's a predator now.
You don't wanna help him get nice, dude?
He got nice yesterday.
Yeah, but you know what you should do.
And this is just, I like to give gifts to my friends when I can, when I remember it,
when I do it, when I do it, feels great.
Why don't you send Lewin Will, Will, a 12 pack, a Rose?
Are you worried that...
And then, why did DJ Lew's gonna beat his girlfriend?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's gonna look like a looper fight for their neighbors.
Well, I got that on.
And then, I think one of them came back in time to fight the other one and they both have purple mouths.
It's kind of a 12-pack, dude, from the Batot family to the Witskeys.
From our family to yours.
I mean, you can't do... You're being like a crack dealer.
You're getting a taste and then you're taking away from them.
You hot pack them with a fucking 12-ounce... 12-alloc volume.
What do you gotta see this guy do?
You know it gets you know he starts to shake him by 5 p.m. Come on dude
He put on his nicest fucking OTB dress shirt
He let you know he's a but he's a man of sophistication should be able to have a work Rose
Or maybe or maybe a bus Rose. Yeah, or maybe an outside the bus station, Rose
You can crush those cans tailgating and no one will think anything of it
Everyone's gonna think you're drinking soda. Yeah, and then they don't realize why the Tasmanian devils next to them
Oh my god 20 minutes
This guy was you're drinking store brand soda
Non assuming can this was bottom shelf fucking sodas. This is gonna me fucking whacked out. Turns out this guy got super emotional and very violent.
Yeah, that stuff was like prison wine.
That put him over.
But you're not gonna, yeah, dude, he had fucking toilet water.
The transition he made from, ah, was expecting beer.
And then I mean, he was raving.
He can't get enough.
Yeah, dude.
Really coming to me like a crack out of good dealer after the show.
He was laying around last night with a little one his girlfriend and a three person bed. They sleep in and in the middle of they were they were just watching TV and Lou
Every time when it's commercially be like the combination was like 50% more than you'll combination
But it was wine will you not listen half a bottle he's like yeah, I'll write who I
Trying to get into this episode of Two and a Half Men.
Try to loosen up this Chicago PD.
Yeah.
I know about Lou.
The whiskey, the whiskey's are down with that Chicago life.
FD.
Are you writing all the Chicago's?
During the pandemic, I watch every single episode, I think 300.
The Chicago's.
Yeah.
He's into a whole of them, all the brands.
I love it.
There's a whole, there's in a whole of them all the brands. I love it
There's an asshole captain called Voight and he
Doesn't him that is either one with the voice like that. He's gonna. What's he beats the shit out of everybody doesn't care about the law
Little bit racist, but not really because he's for justice
Off your racist for justice. That should be it. That's okay. He's racist, but for justice. I think that's okay I'm by the law and boy will come after you
He has like a beat of a room in the basement where he beats the fuck out of the
Okay, these perks tend to be of minority
Well, they're from Chicago area. Oh
Chicago minorities get it get what you're saying wink wink Lou. No, I know you're saying
What is that new cabbie hat you wear taking done to you? Yeah, it's made you an old Chicago racist
Tell you put it on one side of that thin blue line
Yeah, as soon as they let that Negro league bleed into the majors. We was fucked
Remember when basketball was basketball
Yeah, peach basket and a bunch of white boys hitting with today will be called three-boy
Just training for lacrosse
Jacob you gotta give me a 12-pack just send a 12-pack to the whiskey house
That's what I love about
The movie school ties is like all the greatness they have in the tea. It's all just white
It's a hundred percent white league at that point. Yeah, it's just all guys that would be coaches now
What was leather helmets? I think
I don't remember it was right. Yeah, it was leather helmets. It was back in the day
Jesus is just different
It's a great line. Yeah, so bad with the girl
The girl he's like what's wrong? You already let me put my fucking beautiful penis inside of you
The girl he's like, what's wrong? You already let me put my fucking beautiful penis inside of you. He cares. He's like, no, but I didn't know.
Oh, Jesus, it is different.
Jesus, it is different.
When you were, how old were you when that movie?
I love it was the same girlfriend in airheads.
That's so far.
Oh, yeah.
It's such a heavy-handed movie.
School ties.
It's the most heavy-handed writing ever.
I just, like, you think the realization that he was Jewish would have turned them all around to Judaism immediately
They've been like this guy balls. He's awesome. He's John. I don't give a fuck what he is the fact that he just this guy kills it
Yeah, I remember watching that would they put that movie on at the afterschool program?
I was at really yeah, it's a heavy fucking movie for an afterschool program. I don't think that's a good idea I'm not a horrible idea. They didn't give any like
Speech is or anything they're like hey, it's Brendan Frazier right on the heels of Encino man
You're like, oh dude, you know man, that's rocks
So you're like, fuck yeah, dude. This is a step closer to Encino man. I'm an hour and twenty later like cow
That's you do it. I'm like I didn't understand the the gravity of it I think because you know you're like Jews all right. I don't know
What's the big deal? Oh, I guess they're gonna be a little less nice to them
They find these Jewish know they really want to remove him from everything. Yeah, but I didn't grow up around a lot of Jewish people
So I was just kind of like all right, so Jews are just a type of white
I didn't really know dude when they turn on him in that movie, like really hard.
And then he says, like, they never had an answer.
Like, what's different?
Like today's like, I don't know.
And they'd be like, they'd be like,
they'd be like, they'd be like,
he's this as much.
But they would turn on and say,
I'll like the racist Jewish stuff.
And then when he talked to any of them,
he goes, why are you guys doing this?
And they go,
she lied to us, man.
Why couldn't you just told us?
You go, you think I was gonna go for great then?
Also, it's crazy.
You think I'm gonna lead with the thing
that you guys are all turning on me for?
You guys found that after you loved me
and started fucking writing sheet messages to me
that I should go home.
Yeah, dude, I had to stand out in the rain
and yell and scream.
I love they drew a swastika too,
like on the big sheet,
because that was even really there
Said there thing like whatever time this was are you guys into the German cause?
Guys I do a lot of German literature reading they combined everything in that movie. I just want to go back
I want to go back and watch it now
We're seen in cinema every time I watch this every time I watch this scene
I want to fucking kill myself and I think you'll know which one of this do Jacob
Look at these fucking jackups
Isn't the bitchy kid with the funky glasses Anthony rap is not the guy that
Fucking Kevin Spacey did something to his butt
I think I mean Anthony rap I think the first person that came out
Yeah, these are guys they're gonna bully you for finding out your Jewish
Remember this at all I think my heterosexuality pushed this thing out of my mind
Take a brave racism to sing about Smoky Joe's head.
Guys, you guys want to go harmonize
and then come back to being anti-Semitic?
I will.
As someone that just recently finished
watching the movie Moonfall the last couple days,
I will run back school ties.
Did by the way, and Brendan Frazier,
by the way, take part in the singing and dancing
as he was like, if they see my fucking moves,
you know I'm Jewish.
He's like, hey, hey, hey, he's like, they see my fucking moves, you know, I'm Jewish
No, don't you remember that was a thing oh, so you haven't seen it a while that's a thing in the movie They're actually they make a big deal but it goes this dude can dance think they drop an en bomb in there even right
No, I think so
Don't they say dance is like an N word?
No, we're just after Jews in this J.
Please God, I hope that that is in the movie.
And you know, I just put that in there.
Was that my thought when I saw them dancing?
Oh my God, you're pretty sure.
No, I'm pretty sure. I'm almost 100% when he dances.
Someone says like, I think Matt Damon.
They're trying to make that Matt Damon's a piece of shit.
Yeah.
Don't film that, Black Lou.
Put the whole context up though. into pieces shit. Yeah. Don't film that black loo.
Put the whole context up though.
Nah, nah, nah, I don't wait for a minute to take your ass.
No, I was saying bad people in that movie.
Yeah.
Just look at this is a clip of Jay Ongerson on his radio show saying Brendan Frazier.
He's going to take you down.
It would be fitting.
It would be very fitting.
The calls came from inside the house.
Smokey Joe's Cafe.
We were just sitting around harmonizing.
He's going to feel a little bad when it happens, but he knew it needed to be done.
He's going to have nights where this is going to come in rubbish shores.
You did the right thing, honey.
Sometimes I don't know.
You took out a bad man.
Sometimes me and that guy, I just feel like I just feel like how to feel
He was flourishing now that he doesn't put a spotlight on
I mean did I take out the least monster to help the bigger monster sometimes you need a bodega cat to eat the rats
I was gonna say I was just gonna start singing Smokey Joe's cafe. I want to watch that movie
I really am gonna run that movie back this week.
What was that scene to prove? What was the movie? That's how boys are boys. That's boys just chilling, dude.
I've never hung out. Me and my friends are underwear and doing a song together.
Well, you haven't lived then. Then you don't have friends. Me and my friends just sit around and go, ooh, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, and then we just touch our dogs over our white undies.
I will, one of my, I think I've said this on the show
before, my favorite moment to my life,
though, was when we were writing a script for Legion of Skanks,
fucking 15 years ago.
Yeah, you guys are gonna lab, cook it up beats.
But we were writing at Wayne's house,
we would use Wayne's like Outback Deck,
but he also had the neighbors there,
like cute chick neighbors that would come out and they would like bullshit with them and
wait and be getting no writing done. But I remember we used to have a speaker
out there with music playing and everyone was just talking in their own
like 12 people outside us writing people that's 12 less than that but like us
writing like four or five of us Wayne Ray probably like some of his
neighbors girls are hanging out.
Real Melrose Place 5.
The chain by Fleetwood Mac started.
Yeah.
And when that part hit, everyone's stuff they were doing went,
listen to the window watch the sun.
And I had a shitty didn't grin on.
I was like, we did it.
We had a fucking musical moment in real life.
No communication, just everyone did it.
Did you spend the whole night with Jessica Delfino doing sing-alongs?
Yes.
Montreal.
Where's your tell-room?
She just played guitar and I just sang the song.
Oh, that's all.
Did you have just a jam, Sesh?
Someone next to you, the room next to you is like, come on, guy!
My friend Chelsea played guitar well and she can play like anything.
And one day she started playing hey, at our friend's house.
And it broke into a full room.
Sing a song.
One of my favorite moments.
I would walk out.
I mean, the girls all did the girl parts, the guys all did the guy parts.
There was clapping involved.
I just got out.
I would have.
You would have joined and loved it.
I would have thrown an MAD in that party.
It was a great get up. Break that up.
What's the hang at the Hawthorne House?
Break that up.
What songs were you in Jessica Delfino doing?
Oh, classics?
Yeah, like some heart stuff, maybe.
Some light heart.
Dude, the second it gets seriously,
I don't know what it is, but the second it gets musically serious,
I have to walk through.
That weird time, man.
That whole thing, she we can crash my room,
Jessica said she was dating Kurt
like when I first heard the comedy,
so I've known her forever.
And then she said, do you want to get a jail?
No, the fighting like she was her boyfriend.
No, her boyfriend at the time was in jail.
So he would call every morning
my hotel room from jail.
Yeah, so she would accept the call.
You know, push it on the phone.
No, not that it was just her.
I hear her just defending that she's staying in the room.
This guy's like,
and this guy was like a lunatic who used to like threaten the mayor.
That's why he was in jail.
Fuck yeah, dude.
If you're gonna take a shot, though, go to the lunatic.
He's a lunatic.
And like that's the best dude.
There's a picture.
He got no one on a physical altercation with Wayne
and stand in New York years ago.
And we have a picture.
It's one of my favorite things in the world dude.
It's the guys like, you know, he's fainting
that he's getting beat up basically
and Wayne's holding him by his jacket.
And he's saying like, take a picture of it.
I don't know if it's Jessica, whoever took the picture,
but Wayne sees as a camera being taken
and he's holding this guy who's like, in a full on like fight scrum and Wayne Smiles just goes?
It's just him. It's my favorite picture in the world. I still have he's giving a thumbs up
I just got a guy by the collar the funniest picture ever
Hey, that guy was calling my room every morning then one night
I think she was trying to hook up with Reggie Watt, a young Reggie Watt to a thin, unknown Reggie Watt.
I did a lot of it.
No beard.
I did a lot of it.
And all I was like, I think me and Mike Britt were playing NBA, 2K or live or whatever.
And I was just like, you can't like, like, he hung for a little bit, but I was just like,
you can't fucking my room, you know what I mean?
That's a funny, and then he looped it. He just like, you can't fucking my room, you know what I mean?
That's a funny, and then he looped it. He's like, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
You want to bunk? I want to bunk. E. If you're a prisoner, you love.
You've got to be so insecure. I mean, you do call every day. What can you do? You're in jail.
I'd rather forget about it completely.
I don't know if I should forget about it.
I mean, she was cheating on him to be a...
Why don't know?
That's true.
You just said he was, what, what, right now?
No, no, I said I think she brought him back to hook up.
I don't know for sure.
Jay was too busy.
I was playing NBA.
Dominate.
And NBA.
Not here, you can.
But, yeah, I don't know if they did it.
You go for a price.
You guys can have the bathroom for 20 bucks.
No.
Chad, I think you enjoy life if there are many things that are long-sinvolved.
Let me fuck.
Let me fuck.
Let me fuck.
Let me fuck.
In the bathroom.
In the bathroom.
Oh.
Squat.
Squat.
Squat.
Squat.
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I never thought we were gonna laugh at the face!
I never thought we were gonna read you eyes!
You read you eyes, farts, sass, you know, I thought we were gonna...
Jack, it's coming!
It's coming!
It's coming!
Huh! Huh! Huh! It's got it's
Who's calling are they telling us to stop is it Regi Watts is Regi Watts call I see right is it James Cory? We're not even live right now. I see calling on behalf of Regi Watts
There's a pre-record is Regi watch is he a future cop future cop are we on the air is he might already work up?
Saw who I got guys gonna fix our TV so you could see that one behind Jay as well
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I know, Jake.
It gets you drunk, but you don't feel like bad.
You don't get to hang over.
It's just nice.
Drug I've never had.
Jake, you got to send the 12-er to the whiskey bowl.
I know you have three in your office.
Who are they going to?
No, no, no, no, dude.
Send them to Bruce and Chris and have them invite Lou over and let's see what goes
down. Let's see what goes down when there's some some chilled can wine to play. I'm sure
campaign would sponsor that evening. Bonfire context. It was Bruce and Chris. Bruce and
Chris are gay lovers that Lou took one night for some alcohol. No, no, no, no,
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having to fight Lou over for a little BBQ or something. Yeah, let him haunts and
grettle him. We're having a party man. Couple guys having a party man. Oh man, I love that Lou
loves it. He does. I love your guys relationship. I just love you guys. Oh yeah. I mean the things,
don't think that things that I've been thinking about it.
Like what I think which should be called the odd thrupple, the reality show now, here's
where I'm at, I forgot I've been thinking about this a lot and I'm not bringing up
on air for whatever reason.
Now I like black Lewis with you guys, but he's the instigator.
He's the instigator.
Black Lewis said I'm in.
Like he makes sure you guys get in situations where he can already tell like they'll see that Lou left something
gross in the fridge and then he'll somehow he'll be the guy to point it out to
you know how to get black loop i'm pretty sure we'll be able to ask those leading
questions yeah so good at it to yeah yeah on the texts
yeah leading up to coming back here yeah he would text while the show is going on dude. I have my hood on it's so cold right now
Well the up for like a mic leading up the Jacobs is in Florida letting the sun
God sucking all the vitamin D. What the hell's happening back there?
That's so fucking I love it. I love that a thrupple idea.
Yeah, and I like the name.
Bonfire presents the odd thrupple.
I think it's great.
And then, yeah, he can instigate.
It's just a, dude.
It's a weak.
A weak ear life, dude.
It's a weak.
It's a weak.
It's a weak of your time for a lifetime of memories.
Can I say it?
I'm thinking beach house.
I didn't even do a Jersey Shore stop.
A beach house or a, uh, or a Jersey Shore stuff. A beach house or a
Or a cabin like a polka nose. Yeah, we got it. We got to put it in Jacobs. Jacobs guy It's got to be a home game for Jacob absolutely Jacob. I promise you the surroundings will be exactly what you want
Sleeping situation you're going to hate
Which is you think I'm gonna be in the same room
Yeah, it's the show
Yeah, I'm here. I'm going to be in the same room. Yeah, it's the show. Yeah, I'm here. I'm mirroring you. I'm trying to watch Jacob refocus his powers. You know, he's going to be a hit.
I don't want to blast it over there. People it'd be a great show.
Dej Blackloo instigating you guys to be a non-stop confrontation.
He set it up, dude. He's So good at it. You know what?
I'm but he manages to wind me up if you guys are to fight
No one else if you guys are in fights at all you and DJ Lew are arguing enough
There can be an alternative place for you to sleep
It's got big a hilarious like in a closet mattress or something or just like a bunch of things that you fear in as like wallpaper
You know like a clown room.
Yes.
You can like sleep in the clown room.
Or it's just a butt or a room.
There you go.
We got a clown room.
I was gonna say really, you sleep amongst dolls.
Okay.
They're in the same family.
Let them out of the room, Jay.
Huh?
I put them out of the room.
I swear to God, I thought you said I let them out of the room.
That's a weird way to put it.
And like when they come alive, I just released them to the world.
I can't sleep around those things. I can't do that it in a weird way to put it. And like when they come alive, I just released them to the world.
I can't sleep around those things.
I can't do that.
I love this idea.
It's a killer idea.
Man, I was just in Jacob's office.
Fucking pigstie.
Really?
So I think he's gonna put up with me.
Yeah.
My office is not a pigstie.
My office is currently the Bonfire Museum.
So for some reason nobody,
I got everything that was collected over seven years.
So I don't know what to do with it.
Wait, really?
And our stuff is,
my office is now a court of the size that it was.
I think we should go,
like for like a lost tapes,
I don't know why I can't think of lost tapes.
We should go up there with like a mics
and go through all of it
Well, let's let go through all the stuff. It's really stuff like
I mean, we want some stuff obviously. Yeah, but I'm a kind of things we should like auction off stuff for like charity or something
I was gonna bring it up because I already have no space. Well, we're doing it now
We didn't mean to be office you're gonna be able to get think of the importance
in serious XM family that you guys go up particularly this crew here goes up when you have a successful
Successful show of you guys just go in the work on each other in the woods Jacob where they will be fishing
It's just lose gonna be smoking and fishing next to you
I won't let them eat the the filters the butts. I'll put the butts in my pocket
I don't believe any of them. I think he's gonna throw a can with three straws in the fucking in the lake
Fishing by a lake is my my happy place. Now you're your permanent. You're just like you want to score it
Well, no, it's one trip
It's one time that DJ Luz gonna come fish with you. Dude, you guys are missing a place now like we've never had before.
I feel like we're in the best place we've ever been in.
But you guys are missing the secret sauce, dude.
Campaign.
Yeah, don't forget.
Campaign, which is gonna be the official sponsor.
You think we're not gonna booze you guys up like bad girls club?
Yeah, yeah.
And we're gonna get you guys hot.
You know, I think, yeah, we're gonna make Witski look like he ate grimace his teeth are gonna be purple. But whiskey's not gonna
be his canned wine drunk is not gonna be what you think it's not gonna be aggressive.
You're gonna get furious as he is letting it all roll off. Oh my god. You don't give a
fuck. You go can you just at least clean up after yourself. It'll be like that's why
you're here Jacob. Listen, no bitch now. If we can get our shit together, we'll have a sob can for Lou,
when he's just a couple fucking campaigns in.
I miss Will.
I miss Will.
I'm gonna say it.
I miss him.
And we're gonna do what, we're gonna, by the way.
Ooh, wait, what's the isolation of the no cell phones,
for sure, but there will be, no, no.
Jacob.
Yeah. Just our company. Just each other. No, no, you can make, But there will be no no Jacob
Just our company just each other you know you can make you can make phone calls on a
Landline phone that they have there, but you can't go on like a old-school real-world
Who they be seeing their talking over like every that's what still Jersey Shore's
You know cell phones on Jersey Shore at all you got to be in the moment there
There's a,
you can get on the on the quacking duck phone
as they do on Jersey Shore and you can call,
you know, your family and cry or whatever it is
like getting you guys need to do.
I know you want this.
So bad.
And even as a producer, I know it's a good idea,
but as a human being.
Like, you know, it's a great idea, but as a human being You know, it's a great idea myself through it. Lou and I don't forget we shared an office for
I don't know 10 years ago
10 years remember I mean there's video of us in the biggest fight like a raging fight at each other
Yeah, and who wants to revisit that?
Everybody in the world everyone that pays monthly
wants to revisit that. Everybody in the world. Everyone that pays monthly. Yeah, everybody, but you guys will come home stronger for it because this time when you argue, it's going
to raise your tax bracket. This thing is going to be successful. You guys are an actual
odd couple. And then we take you to a thoughtful thing. Who's paying us? Huh? Who's paying us?
God. Dude, you'll see. TBS. Let's get to who's paying us god dude you'll see TBS let's get the let's get the
if you sell me a figure we have to have the money first what oh you're gonna pay me afterward
oh I was gonna pay we would pay you when we find out what the revenue is gonna come
we got to take the tips and take it to the record the record record code is key. Sure, the magic on the tape is yours.
You don't fucking get it.
That sounds like a Y-P, not an M-P.
No, what I'm saying is completely correct.
We have to film it, we have to have the project
and then someone will buy that project.
Or we put it on YouTube and do advertising
There's a million ways they would do it on only fans and you guys getting nasty
We get the after hours cam you watch Lou be loud pornography in the bathroom
Or you guys do like a couple stepbrother things, you know like now they'll be listen YouTube we actually make money
I have to think about it. I think you actually make money.
Sponsor by campaign.
I do believe you actually make money, for sure.
You guys are gonna be filled with canned mimosas
and rosé, just learning how to be better.
I wouldn't waste time if I didn't think it was gonna be
anything, right?
Oh, I'm just having fun spitballing, but yes.
I also agree with Jay.
It did find its way into a great idea.
Yeah.
It was born, I think.
You guys are right.
You are literally the odd couple.
Yeah. You're the actual thing.
How many times you're gonna wash your hands
until you see skeleton?
Yeah.
I love washing my hands.
I know you do.
I know you do.
You know what, it loves dirtying up your hands.
Hello.
This cycle over here.
I've been dealing with, yeah.
See I'd be, dude, I hope you have to walk by
Having landline phone sex with this chick. Oh
Jacob you freak stop staring hang on babe
Peek at my hose hold on. I'm trying to take a swig of this rosé to keep my tube strong. Yeah
Black Lou come get this fuck
There's stuff you're not even thinking about that. I know would set him off go ahead
Look if he's on the phone and he's talking and coughing the first thing I'm gonna do when I take the phone is wipe the phone
Is that gonna bother you isn't that insulting but I'm going to every time okay?
And there's the show
Yeah, do whatever you want Felix.
But then in this-
I don't like coming off his
confessional.
I guess in this case.
In his confessional though, he's gonna,
he's gonna go like, okay, like you've
washed the phone after me, but in the
confessional he's gonna really be like,
ooh this fucking guy think he is.
Well, also, Mr. Dutero over here.
My question to Black Lewis, are you
prepared to be the housemate that they both
download all the drama on? Are you? Are you willing to? Because you're fussy jumped up when he was like,
I'm in. But here's the thing, it's it of course, sounds fun, but the realization that you're going
to have a fucking hammered Lewitsky telling his side of the story, stopping repeating the beginning,
jumping to the end,
starting to the, are you?
Eight to 10 episodes in one week of filming,
without easy.
I mean, we could put it on a YouTube channel, easy.
15 minute episodes.
Everything's on YouTube,
but you don't make money on YouTube.
You don't make money on YouTube.
You can long about it.
I mean, when I hear a comic has a million downloads and they made nothing
So you didn't put advertising on it. They make money if they put advertising
Yeah, you put advertising on it before Rogan went to Spotify. He was making like $90,000 in episode because of ads on his YouTube
Yeah
No, you're talking so this show
Sponsored by on it
Yeah, I'm like an alpha brain dude. We're going full fucking
Alpha brain listening. Yeah
Do you get ready to we're gonna J and I are gonna make our own supplements and sell it Jacob for getting beta brain
It's called stoner brain. You know this actually makes you forget
We put this out I passion we put this out and you just get you get small advertising dollars
out I passion we put this out and you just get you get small advertising dollars
The re up because that's what you do then someone picks it up Maybe Netflix sees this and goes. Oh my god. This is these two who are these wacky fucking thing worse or a
Paramount plus
I've heard that HBO is there is an aggressive buyer right now
Listen Nikki got that
aggressive buyer right now.
Listen, Nikki got that
F-boy island we could probably get
Nikki's got a reality show come on each channel too. Yeah, look she's part-rated. That's all we need to do. This isn't an e-show
No, this is maybe
Look Jacob, we could pay per view this right on our websites. I'm telling you this is a way to make this work We can have Laney fucking us
One of those places fire a few porn stars
No, I'm saying one of those plays that land on water. Oh, fuck. Damn it. See plane, I think
Guests allowed like Michelle's
Yes, I will release we will have Laney release
Five or six porn stars you guys have to wrangle because they you think lose band on canned wine
Let me tell you what a bunch of fucking yeah
A bunch of fucking a Laney porn stars on canned wine is going to be interesting that we should do one thing where they hunt for Jacob
Yeah, yeah
We'll set you that's the coming for you Jacob. Oh now. Oh now
Yeah, that'd be fun. Listen, we can make it.
We could do a whole thing.
Bert got to do the cabin.
It turns out that was just Jacob's whistle.
Makes that girl noise when he blows it goes.
Yeah, just chicks cheering.
That'd be fun.
Listen, we, you know, it's a good idea.
I like my space.
I know you do.
It's, I know, sometimes it's good to move out of your space.
You know how long a week is.
Yeah, seven days.
Seven days. You two, I a week is? Yes, seven days.
Seven days.
You two, I mean,
we'll do five days.
Dan, you could do this, you could do this, Jay.
Yes, no problem.
Procless.
But, and I love the things.
I love the things.
I was talking about, I felt like film things
if I didn't want to like, do much things I didn't want to do.
Oh, somebody just recently put up
your transgendered commercial.
Yeah, I was at a transgender commercial. You think I'm psyched about that? I mean, did I rock't want to do. Oh, somebody just recently put up your transgendered commercial. Yeah, I was a transgendered commercial.
You think I'm psyched about that?
I mean, did I rock those heels?
Yeah.
Dude, I did an entire series on Yahoo called Mansom.
Yeah, did you think I'm out of that?
Yahoo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
But this is, that's a show like you're going home afterward.
This is me, like I have to live my life for weeks.
I had to go to Atlantic City for five days because of that show. You think I wanted to stay in Atlantic City for five days?
Oh my God. Have you seen the lake city off the boardwalk? Everything is worth. Everything is worth.
It's a foxhole celebrity weekend. Oh, here we go. I bet you were doing this for Jamie Foxx.
No questions. I had a picture with, I never told you this.
I got a picture with Idris Elba there.
Nice.
He was at the foxhole after party.
Dean, Santa Foxhole.
Did he have to go to the door guy, Caroline?
Yes.
Um...
I just knew he was string or bell at the time.
I didn't realize everyone...
He was a sex symbol that everyone loved him.
But he...
That's a big penis. He was cool
He looked right at me and said this guy's a wire fan and he nodded and I got the picture
This guy's a wire fan and Jacob it
Yeah, I'm exactly what you think
Now think about Jacob think of the little Easter egg now when you hang your sign picture of each of his elbow above your bed on
Oddthrupple
yeah it's funny you get to create your own space in this multi-person bedroom
everyone has a corner all three of us are sleeping in the
yeah dude
um... only when i drink and guess what?
I can't you drink
I can't pay you I drink if campaign is sponsor in this
Now you look he's not a becoming a good guy my kid my lip black Lou
Have his own sleeping space. I like it. It does it. It leaves more room for like here's the thing
When you guys go to bed you might just like piece things up on your own.
And then the next morning, Lou starts over again,
informing you of what Lou did again.
And he goes, this guy keeps, now he's letting
those shit streaks on the bowl every fucking morning.
He doesn't care.
Oh god, dammit, I didn't think about any of that.
Yes, there'll be one toilet.
Yes.
But it's gonna be in a beautiful,
beautiful, actual setting. Yes. But Black Lou also may have his own soaking tub, beautiful
bathroom. We just straight up might just give him a different house. Yeah. Who may just show
up every morning the fuck with you guys and leave. We might keep you guys like Fresh Prince
Belair. Are you and Lou live in the pool house like will and Carlton.
You understand? I'll give you an example. Like Lou and I walked out last night after the
show. Yeah. And I had to dump the ice out of the picture in the bathroom. He went in
and immediately there was somebody you could tell somebody was in the stall Making a duty and it stunk so bad I
Me I just oh Lou I got to go and I made an about face and I left I couldn't even be in there
You know isn't it upset?
Observe the idea that you're breathing and somebody's ass air like it's so crazy to me
I never thought that although I said I do not enjoy in person other people farts at all
I don't either
Louie like Mexican. I do but I hate farts as well. Oh, all right that might be the same
I know where you're not when I ever the same on the like he won't do that to me and I won't do that to him
That's that's cool. That's a great place to start from isn't it?
So you guys want to go outside to go fart in the middle of the night? Yeah, in your case.
And what you're I'm hoping is cowboy pajamas every night?
With little butt flaps?
I mean, you guys are just like muppet babies.
If Lou doesn't sleep in a bail-bond shirt, I don't want any part of the show.
Yeah.
Lou, you have comfies that I think are hilarious in some way.
No, I want Lou just being like, umbrose in a lot of shirts.
Just going after a cigarette and foot. What are your comfy's?
I'm not really that comfortable of a person
Really bad
I'm isolated that might be the best girl your jeans to bed. I'm not that comfortable
Yeah, sometimes I'll wear my outside clothes to bed. What?
Too bad.
What? What is that? Well, that's an underground trampoline, but this is a different thing.
There is a picture, not even a bottom sheet.
Oh, there's no chance.
No, I take care of sheets.
I take care of sheets.
Yeah, top sheet, or just a blanket.
Do you have like a pair of shorts?
Like, I go home, right?
I go home and I'll probably take my order out to the park and then I'll come home and put on a pair of sweatpants
that I love more than anything.
And I got, during the pandemic, you don't have that.
You just come home and lay down in your jeans
like you're working on a ship.
You just go to bed, no.
Button down, turn over.
T-shirt, I mean, no.
No.
Do you?
You.
Yep.
That's insane.
We need a fight loose and sweat.
Are you an assassin?
Who just sleeps like that?
Are you constantly on the run?
You're looking at his chilling on the couch.
That's crazy.
But you don't have like basketball shorts
and like a big t-shirt that you put on.
So every day has come to work on your pajamas day.
My clothes are clean. I just take off yesterday's shit.
That's crazy. That's gonna be really funny to see Jacob in like bed clothes. What's your comfy,
Jacob? I want to say Terry cloth robe. Do you have a robe? No. Okay. I like when I wear sweats.
Not but I never worn basketball shorts.
Why? Why?
Well, first of all, they're so long that I look like I'm...
You're gonna be stuck over your boyfriend, huh?
Yeah, I look like I'm wearing it.
That's somebody, a dude's basketball shirt.
You guys, Tyler, where'd you go? Give it a second.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Jesus.
Hey, guys, Tyler's not here right now, so I was gonna be chilling in his bedroom.
That's something I'm so proud of is that I've never ever become a girl that wears my
boyfriend's basketball shorts around the house.
Why?
Because it's just not a good look.
Why, don't I be on Team Slut?
It rules.
Or boxers.
Boxers?
Yeah. You've never wore boxers box of briefs yeah you've never worn what boxers
no I'll wear them I'll swap I'll you I'll wear sweatpants or boxers okay so you go to bed
yeah we're all we're not are sometimes I don't wear anything to bed straight naked damn Damn dude you sent your man. You guys should both see naked in different beds depends how good looking I feel
Hey, if you feel it sexy sometimes I'll I work out right before I go to bed and if I'm pumped
Hell yeah, you want to feel it
Sit back and flex you
You just know that there's no it's all I hide it
Yeah, I want to see it and you're fucking thriving right then. Yeah, so why not I get it
I usually get stoned and eat a bunch of shit at the end of the night
So I always go sleep at a t-shirt cuz I'm ashamed cuz I'm fucking ashamed of myself
We're a little stinkass. Yeah, and then in the middle of the not a go
Pull it off and I got it's getting erotic
I have more com fees than I have normal clothes.
Yeah, do you defect it?
Witsky doesn't have comfies.
Come on.
Witsky has no comfies, it is crazy.
It's crazy.
Maybe I'll sleep in my underwear when it's hot in the summer.
Oh, perhaps I'll take my shoes off.
All right, I'll unbutton the sleeve with who, if it's hot.
You'll sleep in your clothes. I'll take off this top Spanish shirt when you sleep with your chick, but you sleep in fucking pants
Well, I don't sleep with her every night and she makes me take off the outside clothes good good
That's very good. What do you mean she makes you take them off? Like why wouldn't would you sleep in jeans under the sheets?
Yeah Certainly, oh like why wouldn't would you sleep in jeans under the sheets? Yeah, certainly.
Oh, I don't really care about it. I've also been jeans on the couch the other day.
And I was like mortified that I slept in my jeans. It's not comfortable. I'll admit.
I'm not a joke. He's not making this up. I know. I don't think he's making this.
The best way I can explain it was like one time I was taking a ride down the shore.
And I was riding shotgun and the chair was all the way
up to the windshield and I never thought to move it back
and be comfortable.
It was just us two in the car.
That's crazy.
That's nuts.
I don't know.
Lou, start treating yourself.
Oh my God.
That's pretty wacky.
Black Lou, you've got companies.
What are your favorites?
Yeah, tight joggers with boxer briefs
and a long t-shirt from like
2000s the long white team. Yeah, I still rock those to bed. Look at that. That's comfy
Yeah, comfy got your comfy zone right now, dude. I'm wearing comfy as we speak. Yeah, this is home come
That's why I like about Tuesday's home. I'm already in comfy's boom. I'm ready to just plop on the couch
I did it. I did an overnight flight or Thanksgiving San Francisco to Boston
Thanksgiving night or my sweatpants to the airport only time I've ever done that pure luxury really pure luxury flying jeans always
Yeah, I think that's crazy. You do my do yeah, I'm a sassy. I'm kind of I'm near you. I mean super to bits
Fucking bananas, but I'll sleep on a plane in jeans. I think traveling in jeans is nuts. Really? Yeah, I got on the pockets. First time in my life, I didn't wear jeans on a plane
was last year.
And now I love wearing sweatpants on a plane.
It's the only way to do it.
Oh, so uncomfortable.
Yeah, it is great.
Up until.
It's the only way to do it.
I never did it before.
I got a backpack, dog.
I got a giant backpack.
Well, you just yelled at us pockets.
I love pockets.
Okay. I'm going to go back to the office. I'm going to go way to do it. I know, I did it before. Just give yourself a cross body bag. I got a backpack, dog.
I got a giant backpack.
Well, you just yelled at us pockets.
I love pockets.
Get sweats that have zipper pockets.
Look at all my stuff on me.
Yeah, she's right.
Sweats I like don't have zipper pockets.
We'll find other sweats with zipper pockets, Dan.
This isn't a difficult thing.
I understand a little witskiish right here.
We'll all win.
They make those! What am I supposed to go to China to get them?
I go to sleep in my fly pants, which are my denim. I can't bust them buddy,
leaves. Damn dude, why don't you sleep? Is your sheet man at a burlap?
No, he goes, hey. Smelly Kiki go over that.
I know. It's been lost in a while. Don't worry.
I guess what it smells like. Oh, don't worry. So it smells like Jacob
Smoke and fights yeah
Smoke and fight Christine's Christine decided all of our cake you cook like it should be dog beds
You got a smoke in a different room though. Shut up. Kiki co for the dogs love it. Yeah, you do
You're smoking different room for sure I was to picture doc in the cake
I'll smoke outside. I'm not a monster. Yeah, I'll smoke that side. See?
Black loop. Still gonna be all over me. It's gonna be my whole essence.
What is your bed look? Your bed right now at home right now.
What does it look like? I just got a couple of tears from buttons on his
denim. Queen sized, good sheets, fairly clean. Probably
do for another cleaning. a kiki-ko that
fucking smells like a dead camel. Oh God. Are you like that dude? I don't like the idea of the
Kiki-ko I guess the others are right. He can leave a Kiki-ko at home. I can wash it.
Yeah we'll probably provide bedding. No hot water. What bedding for you? This place is gonna be first.
On the Kiki-ko. No we're gonna just place it's place gonna be done up like a real real warehouse to some degree
I'll be some fun there. Oh my god. We'll have pop a shot. Maybe some air hockey cuz we're gonna want to that. I've gotten a
We've gotten air B&Bs before in the polka nose
It have like pool table hot tub like all the things. That's where we saw the intro tripling. Yeah, I tell you I'm afraid
shutdown
When I'm furious and miserable I'll just shut down and I won't say a word
No, no, you don't think it's gonna be good for TV. It'll be good when you go to your confessionals
I'm sorry dad. Do you go J-man shutting down?
Or do you just you just don't all talk to anybody? I won't talk. You should stay in your room. I've done silent for a long time
Dan. Yeah, but don't but don don't, but here's the thing.
The black Lou is going to be coaxing you in the talk. Yeah.
Twice there.
How do you feel about toothpaste splatter on mirrors in the bathroom?
Does that get to you? Yeah.
I wouldn't do that on purpose. Yeah.
Don't have to be you. Yeah.
Could be black. But we'll never know.
We could always blame DJ
Lou, even if it was black. That's good producing. It's going to get you guys stoked up
either way. And I'll go, you know what, dude, listen, here's a can of peach mimosa campaign.
Oh my god, dude. You imagine when you when DJ Lou has his, where he has his, uh, get the
lead out back to back campaigns of campaigns of Rose is three o'clock
rosaries four o'clock is going to be a difficult hour for you
to the witching hour waking up to the same shitty pro jam song
every morning is going to be like Groundhogs Day. Yeah. Is it still
Monday? You'll say, oh, where are you? My baby, I feel like it
would get a long better if he was drunk because lose the most
lovable person when he's got alcohol
You'll get over it though when when you're three when you're three days on the third day of the seven
Is gonna be a nightmare day for you that's gonna be the one that's gonna suck the most because you think oh my god
We're not even halfway there like I'm not over the hump yet everyone told me day five. You'll be like it's cruising
Yeah, everyone told me when I did Edinburgh,
Edinburgh in Scotland, there's a breaking point.
Everyone has one breaking point, like three weeks in
where they're like, fuck this, I don't want to do this anymore.
And I was like, no, this is fun, you know,
and then it happens.
So he's right.
Oh yeah.
You're gonna hit that moment, we're like, fuck this,
what is this?
What are we even doing?
This is stupid.
And then you're gonna get over it.
And then you have the time of your life
Yeah, yeah, and you know what this show is gonna do well people are gonna want to watch it
You're gonna make money campaign is gonna take off Jane. I are both I think we got points on that both on the back end Oh, can't we agree to the fire or family? So we'll get like you know three or four percent at least a taste
Yeah, just a small taste.
Yeah, stores everywhere.
The stores everywhere now.
But I'm telling you, this is the show's fantastic.
The addition of black glue.
Genius is going to put this over the top.
DJ Lewis in, black Lewis in.
It's really, you want the dot of line, Jacob.
Are you two in it? Oh, I kind of stopped by the house.
Oh, we'll also be like, you know, probably we'll be presenting the thing ultimately.
We'll be doing outside shots, exterior shots. Christine producing.
And then the reunion show where you guys find out what you said about each other.
Yeah, I will. I'll notice that in the in the house and the
confessionals is going to be. And then we'll probably have Shane as like our Steve Wilcoast.
Yeah, just in case,
shit gets nuts.
He'll tell you that, uh,
complainers can't sit on my stage,
no whipped that fucking chair.
Yep.
I'll throw you a chair.
Is it like a big brother thing?
Will there be live cameras that don't
can sign in and stream?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to have to find a set up first.
A paper you would be pretty great.
That may be a season two edition
All right, when we have people they're definitely gonna be
Do you know I mean make the numbers and that look good first we should get the product a great product
Then we'd say for extra if you want to subscribe
You can watch them on like cameras living the lives
Jacob be bored out of your mind.
No way.
Are you crazy?
Watching you make a knife?
A Jacob zoo would be fucking wild.
399?
I'm not paying that.
We're going to give you things to do stuff you want to do.
It's just, is DJ Lou going to ruin those things?
And you know what we're going to give DJ Lou?
Countless cigarettes.
Yeah.
And we're going to go, Jacob, do you want to go scuba diving?
And then we go, you'll go, yes.
And we'll go, we had an awesome dive set up for you.
But you have to teach DJ Lou how to do it.
Yeah.
Also, you gotta get him to eat vegetables.
Yeah.
If you could do that.
Also, yeah.
You have to teach him finishing school stuff
for which four to use.
Yeah, which out of balance a book on his head I would cook for Lou
Also he has to cook for you
You don't like hot dogs and mac and cheese
It's ramen. It's good
A million Chinese people be wrong
Brazilian Chinese people be wrong
Full eat bread and Frazier. It's called him school ties. He's school ties
Yeah, one night you cut I eat no way. I'm eating a meatloaf casserole. You don't want fuck Me love casserole
Talking about your bullshit. I'm eating any of it. Hang on a second check it was give us one second here meat loaf cat
It's a two different dishes. I'm maybe hot
Not anymore now it's one the two become
You remember help her meatloaf casserole. What about handbook? I help us spaghetti
It's pretty much hamburger help you know what tuna spaghetti? You don't like tuna fish spaghetti
Come on, don't protein. Oh my god. What is this?
Meatloaf casserole. No, it's not a real. I will do tuna casserole your health nut. No, I'm not
You make cast rolls
He's talking about handburger helper. He doesn't you make tuna casserole?
Of course I do.
So easy, fun.
Is that how you and Will took for each other casserole?
He won't eat it, but it's really good.
Isn't it just pasta and tuna fish?
Yeah, and mayo and cream of mushroom soup and cheese on top for that when we've been good.
Check the cups all of this stuff.
What?
Some heavy cream, little piss.
When pee's there's actually pee's in there, that's all fake.
Peas, yeah, pee's in.
Check if you get your pee's in.
Zero chance I'm eating that.
Should I start making the last a roll for Shantop?
No, I'll appreciate it.
Yeah, yes, design your life after DJ Lou.
That inspired you.
Cheers, that's what you're talking about. Cheers, cheers, cheers, start sleeping in jeans. Yeah, yes design your life after DJ low that inspired
J show sleeping in jeans
J my bad
Bob hop in the sack fully gene
Sorry express train coming to bed
I hope this and rub up against your legs and give you fucking seam burns
Drive me like high school and give yourself a nice denim rash. Damn. Um, Jacob. You gotta eat what Luke
Like the spaghetti meatballs you would like
Everything has meat in it. Can you use gluten free? Everything has me. No, no way. I think lose meat balls. You just like rolls up ground beef
I'm being used for many dishes. No, no, wait a second. When you make meatballs, though. Do you just make balls of
Palm beef? No, there's egg. There's bread crumbs. There's spices, which was most onions I like. Okay. All right baked into the meatball
Spices which was most onions I like okay, all right baked into the meatball Come on in a cast iron pan
Lou I will have Lou I'll eat spaghetti meatballs all day that you cook in fact
I love the idea of a tuna casserole. Yes, Jacob. Why you're so against this I have no clue
You're making this up for the idea. I will eat it right now, and I'll enjoy it that tuna casserole sound like a real punch to the gut
But not then what's he look at me, dude? You get me a nice cold can a can of the dry I'll walk through that. I don't tell you me
I'm holding you to that. I want to bring it in. I want to see it. I want to see you eat it
What are we eating I'll make it to the castle for tomorrow
Okay
Someone's gonna eat it. Oh eating it. I'll, eating it, I'm gonna fuck. I'll try it.
Yeah.
What are we talking about, though?
But this is gonna air, that's gonna air before this air.
Okay, we'll set it up tonight.
Yeah.
Lou's cooking for you, and I'm gonna watch you eat it.
Okay, I'm gonna keep it.
So you're so cool.
I'm not so cool, I just can eat that.
I'd love that.
Because he's your cool forever.
Tommy the ingredients again.
Have you throws him to cash? I're not thinking this through Dan to a tune a onion parsley
Cream of mushroom soup
Cream of broccoli soup
Two soups. Yes, because of gloppy and it brings it together
That wasn't a good fucking way to put it instead of mayo. It's that instead of mayo. That's what makes it
You actually suggest but you said also he said it was gohapi
I like both those soups. I'm that kind of garbage for sure both those soups are great
I grew up with cream of potato.
Oh, that's great.
Out of a can.
I, I don't know.
But by the way, cream of mushroom soup,
before you scoff, is the part of every,
what's that green bean casserole you've ever had.
That's what my grandma uses for every kind of soup.
It's the ingredients.
So I know what I'm talking about.
But then you threw in a cream of broccoli
when I feel like you could just do broccoli
But you want more cream
But because because it uses and I hate to use a chef's term you said here, but it globs it together
Damn did you pick that up at the court on blue
What you get that? Oh Get that speed
I already have to be bored and it's gonna be delicious. You don't have a dude honestly on top of the whole thing right?
Yes, so no American cheese like he used to get in Colorado. Yeah soup soups tuna and cheese and peas
I don't like peas, but I'll eat them
You don't like peas. I like it. It's just corn. No, I don't do peas. Don't do that.
You don't do peas.
Jacob, you won't have a bite with me?
No.
Jacob, you won't have a bite of this.
I was going to...
He's going to cook for us.
So wash his hands for the first time.
He's going to make most of it in his bed though.
My cookware is clean.
I washed this is really good.
It's very sanitary.
It's just if you like it or not like an inject you know cholesterol in there that
Onju put a donut in there also just chop up a donut and throw it out
So you want to 35% chance there's cigarette ash in the castle
I wouldn't even bring the cigarette in the kitchen
He sings like this hang in there's been going what's wrong? I don't know you got a do hey much
You know
My god Ta da ta da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Hey, what do you gotta do? Hey, but you're not the day. Come on, my god. I like that. That's a tone.
It is more looks like dolphin.
Donor. I'm going to enjoy you put the tune in right out of the can too, right?
Yes.
It's not tuna. It's not tuna salad, Dan.
Yeah, whatever it is.
It's tuna like, yeah, that's party.
Right. No mayo.
No mayo. Just multiple soups.
That, yeah, I thought there should be mayo. You won't taste it. I'll tell you he said male in the first
He did the first
Destructions he did say mayo, but then the whiskey secret ingredient is give the male put another can of cream a broccoli
Yeah, yeah, but it's probably good probably good Campbell soup, right? Yeah, it's got to be better for the
You're the male what you don't want to eat soup. It has another rip tab on top
Yeah, it's got to be better for the male. What, you don't want to eat soupa with peasants?
Is there a rip tab on top?
Oh, I'm sorry, fancy ass.
You know what?
Bring it, dude.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm gonna try it.
Great, I think you love it.
Yeah, thanks.
I think it's gonna be good.
Jacob, and then if we like it,
it's on the menu for the show.
If we do it.
If you're not, I think Jacob,
we're doing a radio program.
That doesn't look good to you.
You don't think I can pull that off?
It does.
I think I'll be honest with you, if that wasn't for me right now,
I'd eat that for sure.
Oh my God, like I said, cold can a ginger ale?
Can it a dry ginger ale?
Dan's already washing it down.
I'm just going to try it.
It's great.
I want to hold me.
I'm talking about it.
It's made with love.
He was obvious.
If I put in the back of my throat and just chug something
on top of it, I probably won't even taste it.
Yeah, dude.
It's like when you eat a sick girl's ass. Is there a bread crumbs in it?
Would you like that? I can leave them off. No, no, I'm asking if there is a part of your recipe.
Sometimes they can go wrong. Makes the top too hard. Oh, I think a hard top though. I like I like a little crust to poke through. I do. I got it.
Okay, this isn't gonna be good. Take it out really good.
I'm excited.
Black will you're gonna try it, right?
Yes.
Black lose trying it, but you're not gonna try Jacob.
No.
Why?
What's wrong?
Jacob, how about this?
I just knocked my type of food.
Jacob, how about this?
Jacob, I mean this from my heart.
If you eat a whole pan of that,
I'll drop the entire idea of the odd thruple.
No, I...
All right, you're in the woods then, dude.
You're in the woods with the lose.
I'm not trying it.
Okay.
Alright, you're in the woods then.
They're gonna be upset that we're just snacking on a nice plate of whiskey tuna...
Casual.
Yeah, I'm gonna be upset.
I mean, it's not gonna ruin your hot torso.
Yeah, tuna on my teeth.
Mmm.
I'm not the brush frog at home though.
Oh yeah. I mean, at dance proper, I hit some of each tuna. Yeah, it's her one thing. I'm not the brush for I go home though
Dance proper here some of each tuna. Yeah, it's her one thing dating Heathcliff
She's wasn't it she's jealous. Yeah, Jacob Jacob it's gonna be fun. Hmm. Hmm.
Okay.
Oddthrup, dude.
Well, standard.
He's gonna love how I cook.
I mean he's getting like a Michelin star chef cooking for you.
Well don't break your back sucking your own ditches yet.
I mean let the guy make his casserole.
Maybe it's delightful.
Oh Jacob's is, I've had his food.
It's good.
I know Jacob's good cook. Everything I cook, everything I cook is extraordinarily unhealthy but it's delightful. Jacob's is good. I've had his food. It's good. I know Jacob's good cook.
Everything I cook, everything I cook,
is extraordinarily unhealthy, but it's all very delicious.
The things that I can make.
Can you make fish good?
I make fish okay.
I don't do anything that amazing with it.
I can't cook fish.
But I'm making a fucking dope mac and cheese, for sure.
Stromboli off the charts.
Yeah, that's good.
But deadly. But they're delicious and I think lose
Fucking tuna surprise could be not bad. Yeah, I'll be blown away if there's no bones
It's can tuna guys. Yeah more like canned tuna. Mm-hmm. What am I more like jokes? Oh, thank you
more like jokes. I like it. Thank you. More like uh,
no, you're both gonna, everyone's trying it tomorrow. So I look forward to
I hope you all enjoy it. Okay, well, so you don't, you hope we hate it. No,
but I'm just gonna see what happens. Yeah, but you're gonna hope that we don't like it. Can we have a this? How about, how about in the cabin?
Can we have a this? How about in the cabin, on the odd-thrupple,
how about when Lou cooks, you give him the thing
and a recipe and let him follow the recipe
to make the thing you want.
Let him be your kitchen pad one.
I could do that.
Yeah, I think we're really, this thing's coming together.
It's a good negotiation.
Really cooking?
Because we do want to have
Activities that bring you guys together and then watch you organically hate each other
But that's day to night and then the next day start over again as besties
Do you even watch reality TV?
His is well gonna miss you. I was well gonna feel about all this. Oh, he's calling the landline non-stop
you. I was will gonna feel about all this. Oh, he's calling the landline nonstop. Is my brother now? I had a nightmare. Is everything okay? Wait, I'm curious,
Lucid. Do you and your brother are like, what do you do for each other?
Like, so you cook for him and he'll cook for you? No, I do all the cooking, but we
basically ignore each other. We don't really see each other a lot. It's not like we
hang out. We just come and go. We just exist in our genes. There's no comments. He's leaving his jeans too. Oh
I'm sure his bed isn't even comfortable really
It's bad's uncomfortable
Come on, dude, let's get will a bed. How old is your match?
You guys do you guys kill somebody in a field guilt about it?
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