The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Phantom of The Bonfire (w/ Chris Distefano)

Episode Date: September 30, 2019

Jay’s mom and Dan’s nana have no interest in seeing their work on screen. DJ Lou’s motel-hooker-paying-past set to the soprano voice of Big Jay singing The Phantom of the Opera. Chris Distefano tell a few tales of difficult girlfriends in his dating past & the gang discusses nude selfies.

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It's a pretty exciting time for the Bond Fire hosts. Big J. Overson is a star in the new movie Hustlers alongside Jennifer Lopez, and Dan Soder is a star on Showtime's Billions alongside Paul Giamati. But listen in now as the prolific comedians admit that their mom and Nana have no interest in watching their careers on screen. I called my mom to tell her that I was a, you know, I called her yesterday, I was just driving home from Long Island,

and had it just driving. I was like, you know what, Christine? Call my mom real quick in the car. Thing that's what you call the speaker. Yeah, I go, call my mom. I got a question. I never know the answer to them. He yelled her right now. And my mom works in the weekends and I go, do you see your son, your only son, who's ever been in a film in the theaters?

Have you gone to see the movie yet? She goes, no, I have not seen it yet. I'm sorry. I haven't seen it yet. I go, you got to hurry up for it's out of theaters. And she goes, yeah, but then it'll like, she goes, then it'll be on like Blu-ray and everything like that, then I go. You get that, you get the fucking theater, no, you idiot. And it's experience. I was furious. And then Christine started reminding me

that my mother doesn't care about me. I said, I've come, I've returned home, a movie star. And I'm, yeah, a pontify movie. It's a major motion movie, picture star, big J. Ougerson. And nobody was there. Major So major motion movie picture star big J. Ougerson. Nobody was there major Studio major-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu go see it this week, then she was like, I was always gonna see it this week. She was, you know, I work in the weekends, but I say it's been out for two weekends and a whole weekend. That was your response, you know, it's been out two weekends.

I go, it's been out for two weekends now and the full weekend between. And my mom said the best line ever, immediately. She goes, here. Mm-hmm. She goes, it's bad here. Has it hit all cities? When you get caught in something and you do that,

you go, where was it? Yeah. There's a question that doesn't make any sense. It's been out for two weekends and a whole week between mom. Where? Here? Over there. I said, no, where was it? Yeah. There's a question that doesn't make any sense. It's been over two weeks and a whole week between, Ma. Where? Here? Over there? I said, not at all broad. Yeah.

Well, we did do a slow rule of just Los Angeles in New York and then in theaters now. And then we threw it out there. Yeah, we got LA New York London, the Big E's. The Big E's the Big Markets Baytown South Africa. Bay Zhang, Big Money Market. Tokyo. Tokyo.

Tokyo Hong Kong. They, I mean, if it makes you feel any better billions has been on four seasons my grandmother's never watched any of it Yeah, she's old as shit. I've gotten her DVDs. I've written it out. She is so evasive She's it's crazy. It's like grab show leaving something that she's I don't want to see a penis You're like mom. It's not how that movie is man. I don't want to see it. No, I don't want to see you. You got to explain this, mom, there's no. Nana, stop. You said it's on the show time.

Yes, Nana. I don't want to see your penis. Every show I watch, it's got the penis. I don't want to see your penis. Daniel, show time loves penis. Your father got me with this same trick. Watch the movie. Watch the movie says Nick. I know what happens, penis.

Guess what happened. I saw a penis and your father was so sad he drank himself today You want me to see the penis and then you'll find some of the same fate? Do you want to do you want to have cirrhosis? Or do you want to let your grandma leave alone and watch a game shows? Watch her watch a view. Oh, it's too heavy for me and I don't want to see your pain Dude, I wrote down the I wrote down the instructions and she was just heavy for me and I don't want to see your pain. Did I wrote down the instructions and she was just like, yeah, I haven't watched it yet. And I was like, Oh, you're going to watch it. She's like, I'd rather watch it when you're here. And I'm like, why see you so so far?

You're far more than you bring instructions for the instructions. Oh, they're not in Spanish. You don't speak Spanish. I just want to have the instructions. Did you put on the instructions? Is that any way that I can avoid saying you're penis? Did you draw your penis on the instructions? Have you maybe put your smack along the instructions? Have I?

You're penis. But you kept saying, like, I want to watch it with you. And I was like, well, Nano, that kind of burns up our time together. Why don't you watch it? And when I hit her with that, you just, that's where she went like that. Here? Well, that's where she went like that. Here? Right, go. Well, that's just gonna waste, Dess is gonna waste our time together,

and I'd rather spend it talking to you and playing cards and she goes, I just don't know if I mean, I don't know if I need a show right now. And you're like, what are you doing? I put the discs in the VCR, Dan. No penis. I'm pretty sure my grandmother has no clue what I do.

Really? I'm pretty sure she has no clue what I do. Just you pay the bills, kept woman. Good for real, dude. She took me to the bank. She was like, I don't wanna know. Dude, I don't wanna know. She took me to the bank and she was like,

dance a woman here that would love to meet you. So I thought I was maybe like, oh, maybe her friend does watch billions. And she, you know, and I walk in and the lady's like, you're so good to your grandmother, I just had to meet you. And I was like, oh, thanks. And she goes, you're a writer. And I went, not at all.

And then before you, I was like, okay, come here by the way. Don't show your grandma to your penis. Yeah, you're gonna do that? I know she's gonna do that. Where does my grandma to get that all of her friends? She goes, is this your grandson with the penis? Is this the one that wants to show you the penis on the show?

Is this the one that's tricking you and always showing his penis? Queer as folk? Yeah. It's Black Louigan. Ralph Sutton was our guest on a musical Tuesday as DJ Lou discussed his motel hooker paying past set to the sweet soprano sounds of Big J singing the Phantom of the Opera. How you doing there?

I'm the big house. Hey, this is if you want to do that scene from Stern where you sit on your speaker This is the episode to do it. Yeah, no, this is voices have to watch this Ralph and I hey, hey, oh you girls want to come I Very vanilla Dan. I mean not really vanilla Dan moment, but I definitely jay to that Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, Was his wife for many many years that was one where he had just keep hitting the fucking back on the rewind and pause And so we cut it out. Yeah, he was a she was a dancer at the Stokeway Sorkat when when the F while that movie was out She was a dancer. I went and saw her at a strip club. Yeah, she was a dancer at lake star alive So what was she like live pretty friendly? All right Ralph? What was your place? I was at lace Why was that pure platinum? I was a New Jersey. At lace, in New Jersey. Do you know that place, Laura?

No, I do, but I saw it at satin dollars, which used to be the bottom bings in the sopranos. Which was offered to lace first and they said no, because the show wasn't popular yet. And then it went to satin dollars, and it made satin dollars very popular. Damn, dude. You went to, you knew that guy,

and remember we watched that video one time, you're like, I know it's one of those roads side on like root one of nine Hotels Right right, that's one of those places right there and the bottom thing was also another strip like that No, yeah, not far from there and what? You want a lot of city places Lou, huh? I know the history. Do you like Lou? It lose like the guy. He's like your point man Where you get dropped in a Jersey and you're like gonna be meeting a guy named Lou Whitsky. Yeah,

it's like a real dicey, real dicey fella, but he knows where to get what you need if you know what I'm talking about. Did you ever get a women cheap hotels? Yeah. Did you ever get a hege in one of those clubs? No, not in the clubs in the cheap parking lot and the cheap hotels. Yeah. With one of the girls that was dancing there? After it's the show. No, not a rock star guy.

With a hook? With a hook? I can't say anymore. I have a lady love. A hooker, dude. So it was a hooker, dude. You had a pan. I mean, a kid. It's a hookie. The music of the night.

Do you go? Do you pick up the hooker and then go to the hotel? Do you pick up the hooker and then go to the hotel? Or do you go to the hotel and there's a hooker there can that be our hooker song what music of the night Sing for me I think that would be a great random song to have whenever we talk about prostitutes I think it's I think it's loose. Say it. Bring the lyrics up. So when you're using the night lyrics.

Sounds like a lot of fun. I'm talking a little about it. You can talk. When you're with these women in these roadside motels, was it just a hand job or were you fucking? Yeah, Lou. I was super young. I'm saying maybe teenager.

Yeah. I imagine you look a young John Conner on a dirt bike That's about right. Was it ever a stripper that you let took from the strip club to the hotel? No, I just gave all my money. Okay. I think it feels it's splashed I think it works I think this is good. What's it? It gives us some sense. I just show some depth. Yeah, really kind of clashes up the joint. Yeah, like sure,

rustic, or legal. Or is it heart-wrenching? Is Jay doing this for memory? Or is it a hooker? Was it a hooker? No. Code of feeling.

Did you ever tell when you loved her? Whenever one of us is asking the question the other one should be singing. Any more questions? Oh, Jesus! Surrender to your darkest dreams. Purge your parts of the life you knew before. Tell us of your experience. Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar.

Hit it, hit it. And you. Ah. You've never lived before. So you were with a prostitute in this Rotemontel. Should we do the whole song? Which we play the whole song? And then come back in with the story. Yeah.

Or you guys, I came pretty quick. It was like 40 bucks. What's the motion of a paid for a truck stop hooker? Truck stop hooker guy. It is, whatever. You're a street correspondent's loose, Lewitsky, you're a point man. I endured your fantasies on wine. Did you always use condom?

I've never used that tune. No, it's the 90s. You cannot fight. You're all gone to fucking truck stop hooker. Did you always use a condom? You raw dog the fucking truck stop hooker, and did you not hear a A's around that was fucker Journey to your strange new world leave your thoughts of the life you knew before. Do you remember these names? Let your soul take you where you long to be. What was your favorite one? Would you ever see one more than once? No, this was just a one off my friend went for one and I took the friend of course.

Oh, did you the digits? No, we didn't become really friends. Fooosin, foooooosin. Sweet, intoxication. I don't know what lyrics Christine has. I see it now. It's on there. There it is.

I could not find a name. I was trying to find a forever. Janus knows it by heart because he's a fucking... Do you have to give your girlfriend money before you fuck her so you can come? Can you learn this song just so you could do this whenever we have this conversation? Even with it, even when it's with a guest. I'm right, sure. If you just can interrupt them with music of the night, if they start talking about anything

to do with prostitutes. The music of the night. That was your explosion, dude. All over a back raw dog. You've got one pregnant. I didn't say I did anything yet. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. Would you play fucking gin rummy with him? Do you get to start this bitch over? You had a whole Broadway song tell us the story, dude.

Jay's going to have to start having tea before every bonfire. He's like, if I want my voice there. I don't like it. I've always seen those hookers outside those roads, I'd like to tell, I've never, never. Never swung at that pitch? Yeah. Yeah, no, which one's to go to.

What? Yeah, no, which one's the go to. Are you like a hooker, truffle pig? Christus Stefano was our guest on Wednesday and delighted the room with a few stories about some of the wackiest women he's had to deal with in his dating history. Enjoy. The fuck? The girl who came, I was actually a while ago now, but she came from Syracuse to hang out

with me, like took the fucking bus to hang out with me. That's a, that's a, yeah. And the whole time she's texting, like, I don't want to do anything, I just want to hang out with you, I was like, whatever, like, you know, fine, you could sleep over. I just didn't care. I was like, whatever. And then like, she starts making out with me.

This is like four o'clock in the afternoon. She starts making out with me, and like, really making out, like a sex make out. So I put my hand like on her tits. And she was like, I told you I didn't want to do anything. You didn't listen to me, and I was like, I'm immediately, I was like, get out. I was like, just get out.

I was like, I'm in my mid 30s. Like, I'm not gonna, I can't waste my energy on this shit. I was like, just get out. Like, I'm not gonna deal with you. Get out. I was like, I'll pay for an Uber to the bus station. And she was like, no, I want to stay. I just want you to respect me.

I'm like, because I touched it, like, what do you want? I was like, so what do you want me to do? I was like, what do you want me to do? Kiss you, what? She was like, just pull your pants down. I swear to God, I just gave me like a sweet blowjob. But then she's got mad about, then she got mad again about something.

No, because, no, that, I'd been, I'd been bailing for a long time and going, I'm doing a secures, but I'm saying, I'd be bailing because I'd go, bonkers terrifies me. Yes. Now it also, I was like, I'd be like Syracuse for that reason, I'm out dog.

In an hour later, an hour later, she went to go, it was like six o'clock at night, we were gonna go to a show, comedy show, and she was like, she was like, oh, can I just use your shower? I was like, absolutely. She comes and she goes, what the fuck is this? Do you have a wife?

Cause it was apricots, apricots scrub, but it's like, I get, I got greasy skin. So I like to wash it off. So I was like, no, it's mine. She was like, to wash it off. So I was like, no, it's mine. She was like only women use this. I was like, I fucking use it, babe. I was like, I don't have a wife. And then after that, I was like, you can stay here

or I'm going to show you're not coming with me. I was like, you can stay here and steal everything. I don't give a fuck, but I'm not coming back here tonight. I'm gonna go, I want to stay by my dad. I was like, I'm getting away from you. I don't want to be anywhere near you. I don't have the energy to deal with you and this bullshit all night.

So don't come. I was like, if you come to the show, you could come as a spectator, but you're not coming back with me. So if you come, you better bring your stuff because you're out. And then I never saw her spoke to her again. Wow.

Yeah. So when you came back, she was gone. She was gone. Anything else going from the house? No, she didn't, but I didn't care what she, at that point it was like you can, I will literally, you can light my part. I'd rather you light my apartment on fire

than have to fucking deal with you for another minute. One time I was at the comedy cell, this was three years ago, I was at the comedy cell, I was with this girl, smoking beautiful girl. We were hanging out all day and night, like she was pretty hammered, but I was like, you know, we're gonna go back and have sex. I thought it was like, do you wanna come down

and watch me do the set? She's like, nah, I'm gonna stay up here. I go downstairs, do the 15 minutes set, she's gone. I was, I asked Sean Donnelly, I was like, where was that gross? And when he goes, oh, she just slept with Aziz. Oh shit. Oh shit.

I was like, nice. Who are you here with? Oh my God. He's in a state. Let me buy you a drink and she's like Okay, Chris is like yo, baby How do I see after drinking red wine that she wanted white she got clawed Dude how great would it be if you just came back and it was like that was you

How great would it be if he just came back and it was like that was you Just fingers under the nose. Yes That was supposed to be for you Like I walked into her apartment and she threw a fucking heavy book at me. Wow, like just fucking she put a recon No, that's what relationships do New York, New York, you know, not book. She's like a fucking can of goya My ex was a Colombian, but she threw a law book at me. That's great. That's pretty good. Yeah.

Talk about throwing up. Call me, too. One time my kid's mom got pissed to me and like, she just got fucking pissed. Like, let me see your phone. And I wouldn't show it to her. And she just fucking pushed the air conditioner out the window. That was just a move.

I can't kill somebody. That was like, wait, it's July. What am I going to do now? I tell you. How hilarious and remove that is. I can kill somebody, though. That's what she did gonna do now? I'm sorry. How hilarious I'm gonna move that is. I'm gonna kill somebody though. That's what she did. She was like, fuck you!

And then she opened up the window and fucking pushed it right out the window. Like, until it was on the side of the driveway, so it wasn't gonna, but it was like, what? It's literally a hundred degrees out right now. That's so funny. Like, what do you want to fucking do? Goddamn that missed me. That's the...

I'm gonna be angry and hot. She goes, I wanna sweat it out. Yeah. Dude, that's so funny. She goes let me see you found fuck you Yeah, man in air condition your job yeah, one time we got into a fight and my dad was there He was like let's go take a walk Let's he was like yelling at me in front of my dad I was like let's take a baby for a walk we go to Dougie don'ts and then I come back down the block

And you just see garbage bags flying out of the front door You're close all my shit and garbage bags and threw it out and he was like all right get the car Let's just put the garbage bags flying out of the front door. You're close. All my shit and garbage bags and threw it out. And he was like, all right, get the car. Let's just put the garbage bags in the car. Dude, I love your dad. Your dad really is Winston. He's so calm. He's Winston the wolf.

Yeah. He goes, does your uncle, yeah, and your uncle, did they have garbage bags if you were right? He was so calm about it. Take the garbage bags. We'll open the garbage bags. We'll house, we'll organize that.

Once she fucking came out, I'm not making any of this up. She came out screaming because because she would get I rate my dad was in the fucking living room And my kids on his fucking hot. She came out I was affecting was this affecting comedy? Maybe sometime I think you got a pilot out of it. Yeah, I did get a pilot out of it But she came out but naked just yelling at me in front of my dad just but naked and my dad was like I need to put some clothes on like it Just yelling at me in front of my dad just butt naked and my dad was like I need to put some clothes on like it You're like whoa

He goes just put some clothes on and then he just like went back to the Yankee game And I was like what the fuck and then yeah But then I got to a part of my dad was like you know, it's broad fucking just got screwed Oh, you know I love you mother your child, but I mean it's something wrong with this broad. No, I was like yes Hello, I'm DJ Lou and on this week's's Lost Tapes, Justin Silver joins the gang. And in this clip, they talk about sending nudes and the size of Christine's back.

I can't even talk to Jay about this. He said something about when he met Christine. He was like, oh yeah, I saw that. It's something I could build on. And I was like, let me tell you how broken I am. I mean, her back, it's very wide. I could build a lot of things on it. Yeah, he could take it up a hill.

But when he- I'm sensitive about my wide back. Well, I'm a wide back. Start's very wide. I can build a lot of things on it. Yeah, he could take it a bill But when he I'm sensitive about my wide back Well, I'm a white back start swimming laps. I never thought about your wife. You got through that water Is your back? Why is that a thing? I don't think that's a thing at all. I give a way back. Thanks guys Yeah, that's why we're joking around. I've never seen chicken this room with a narrow back then you yeah, oh narrow back Evans Oh, slim back slim back razor back Evans, would you have that? Honestly, if someone was like, I'm going to send you like, like naked pictures, and they go, I'm really telling you sincerely, please don't show these to anybody. Yeah. I, I, and you do even like a harmless person you show it to, you'd be like, man, maybe I shouldn't do it.

Or you don't do it. I'm just saying, if someone puts that thing in my head, I won't do it. If someone puts that thing in my head, I definitely get a little tinge of like, man, maybe I should not do it. I've had girls that have sent me pictures

and they're like, I don't care, show to someone else. Oh, no, no, no. I think a lot of people send pictures like. Anytime a woman's been like, give the shit. Anytime a woman's been like, hey, don't show these people, I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna show this.

Cause that's just not cool. Cause that's like, yeah, I just feel like if they wanted that, like, again, even if someone doesn't, I'm not saying that I wouldn't to someone that was so insecure in the situation, I'm just saying like, because I'm just saying like, you still feel that tinged. Like, I was, I shouldn't have done that. Well, my ex weren't, that I water-borted.

She sent me a picture of her butt while we were still together and I think I showed you or someone else and I told her I was like, I should have jay your butt. She was like, why would you do that? Those are for you and you're like, shit. That was the immediate feeling like, sorry. It sucks. That's a hard thing about taking any kind of dirty picture, especially if you're in a relationship, not marriage. It's like the minute, how many girls, you know, it's one of those things. It's almost like if you're going to take a picture and send it into the ether just like know that it's gonna get seen because I've had every male friend I know show me a picture of some girl that's on naked pictures.

Yeah, but I gotta tell you, man, you gotta like, if you showed you friends like that, you gotta take it as like almost like a badger on it, we're like, dude, this girl, you're showing off because you're way in. I'm honestly going, I'm basically, I'm way in the opposite way. I would never do it. I would never do it. I would never do it so when asked me not to do it. I would hold that in the front. I'm asking I'm barely saying I'm more mean like in like a circle of something. Yeah, that's what I'm saying We're like it if it's someone who it's like

Bump fuck nowhereville America's sending it to bum fuck nowhereville Yeah, somewhere else and that person shows their buddies. I'm talking about more like the idea that if you showed it like In their world somehow you're like, man, not that. Yeah, it's not that. When I first started dating Christine, if I like dirty pictures of my friends, like you want to see, I'd be like, I'd be like, only know because you're like, now, because it's like, we're together for a while, then I'm like, ah, then.

Would it bug you the next year or something? I don't know, whatever it is, I'd be like, I don't want that. Would it bug you from your, let me that. When it bug you from your, let me just, when it bug you from your rank is like, oh, now my friends, so my girlfriends, whatever parts, or for the fact that like, she, she, to protect her privacy.

Or, both of you pick a privacy. And it's just a particular privacy. And like, she'd be upset if Dan Saul, Christine would be upset if Dan Saul picked her for naked, I think. Am I crazy? I mean, you'd be mad or you'd be like, oh my god, I think you'd be like embarrassing out.

No, you'd be like, my friends are supposed to see me naked. Yeah, that's true. Especially not in like a sexy picture. It's not like we're at the beach, it's not like, you know, it's like, I don't know. If I was in the kind of friends where we all went like nude bathing together, skinny dipping,

that's also different. We're so relapsed. I don't do, I don't trunked bathing with my friends either. I don't bathe with friends either. You don't bathe. But when I first started dating Jay though, I was not versed in dirty pictures until I started dating him. Well, welcome to a crash course.

I think it is. I really, and I think my for like I sent one dirty picture ever that was like silhouette you couldn't really see anything on a shitty phone. Yeah. She has now I can get him to pop in the rain storm with no flash. And it was over, you wouldn't even be able to tell what's me and then now, and then I think the first dirty picture

I said, Jay was like, me, he's underwear in a tank top. Like that's how, and so I've never been a chick that's like, ooh, I've never been a chick that's like, I've never been a chick that's like, that's much. But now I'm a man, I think guys, you're doing some risque-a-stuff. Do women share dick pics with each other?

Yes. Yeah, you're saying, I don't have a- I like it his dick. Yes. Yeah. That's so funny. I've never shown Jay's dick to anyone. Neither Jay.

I've seen Jay's dick on a phone. I'm sure Jay's show me his dick on a phone. It's actually become nice that as a chick, like to know that like Okay, if something happens and jeez phone gets hacked and my stuff ends up on the internet or my phone gets hacked It ends up on the internet like nobody really cares nobody's gonna judge me as a whore I'm not gonna be able to never get a job to get like that is a bad narrow back Who's this thin ass back bitch naked in your phone?

I'm gonna tell it to get her weight up on her back. Hey, who's fucking... Who's catback? Hope you enjoyed this week's Pest of the Bond Fire. You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6th APM East on Comedy Central Radio. Serious XM95 or on demand on the Serious XM app. Be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire at SXM. This has been a Comedy Central Podcast.

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