The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Topics Found on the Floor (feat. Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: October 21, 2021

Joe DeRosa fills in for Dan as co-host and Jay reads the news he found on the floor.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com 

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. I'll come back to the Bonfire Faction Talk 103. That's Big J. Ocarson. I'm Joe Deroce, a filling in for Dan Soder, off shooting billions. Call us if you want 866-969-1969.

I've been sitting there for 40 years with this show. Sounds like a host though. It really does. That sounded very hostly. I also want to give a shout out to Chris from seamless flooring systems. Heard me on the show last week. I was having a few issues with some bar things.

I'm trying to get in order. Chris came through big time to help me out. He's the man. He's a great dude. Layin' down some epoxy for me. Thank you Chris. And I also want to thank Jordan Chris' buddy for motto films who put 24 hour running cameras in the bar so we can document all of

the progress as it's happening. Really? Yeah, yeah, there's three cameras just running in there right now. That's so awesome. It's the time lapse at all again. Yes, yes. You can watch the whole fucking badass. So good, good, good good man the two of them bonfire fans rule yeah do something for me now guys now something for me they specifically said fuck Jay I'm doing this for one reason only fuck Jay that's why god damn Joe you're throwing out phone numbers now people are calling we're gonna take calls god damn it let's talk to some people how we well but first before we talk to people, I wanna show you something,

I recorded this today off my television, so the sound is not gonna be great, but this made me laugh so much. You know the movie, Basekit Ball, right? Oh yeah, yeah. Christine, if you can bring up the Basekit Ball roadkill, if you look that up on YouTube, you'll probably find the scene.

Remember when he goes to watch his Reggie Jackson video Yes, in base kit ball and Cuz that calms him down and make some feel good and sees they taped over it. Yeah, yeah with some road kill TV show The road kill called on film yeah, and then when all the things happen he's doing is very it's a trade Parker matchstone movie He keeps doing all the oh This is a clip. First of all, I'm gonna play that. He's actually having an incredible night.

Two for two with a walk. World runs bad at him, and he's always with me. This makes me laugh. One of my favorite laughs to the show that the way, aww, aww. I feel much charlie up, I'd be thinking. Reggie steps into the bar. He's watching his video.

There's a flybought nature's fury when man and beast collide on the back roads and byways of America. Road kills caught on to it. Oh This guy this is some guy on cheaters is a easer a Musician of some sort gets in a band touring all time, so he's not spending enough time with his girlfriend, who is a big fat ugly lady. He's on the road and I didn't care enough, so she's been fucking another woman. Oh.

And when he finds out, this show I've heard, by the way, is nothing but bullshit cheaters. I've heard that's, this show I've heard by the way is nothing but bullshit cheaters. I've heard that's I've heard it's complete fiction. I mean we did see a man get stabbed on it so it's like you know there's no police report in the world about that. Yeah, look that up. Come on man. Yeah, um so I think it's all bullshit. I think we've heard this from people in the inside even before it's bull, but, when the acting is done hilariously, it's funny. This guy trying to be upset that his chick's just

munching box with some other chick. It's anybody, he goes, aww, aww, aww, aww. It's, this made me laugh so hard. All right, I hope it's so low. Thank you. Thank you. What the fuck? Mike like you know cool. Oh The day Yeah finishing up that phone call with you

We see a female downstairs for an outdoor She gets a new car and quickly leaves. Wow, Tony, on this day of our investigation, we're outside of your residence. We see that same female dressed in rather revealing clothing. She's greeted by the little window of the hug. That's when we get our turn on surveillance. They kiss.

Oh. That's when I'm like, God, I'm like, embrace. This girl helps Louis thing I can do. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. This is the worst thing I can do. That may be the... Oh, just to play it again, please. The camera works big. Then she takes her shirt off. The other part is the guy going, then she goes her shirt off. Oh, oh, I've heard a part is the guy going, then she goes in for the kill.

Yeah, Clark Gable Jr. Jr. We see the cable run downstairs, run out the front door. She gets a little car, and quickly leaves. Oh, I'm telling you on this day of our investigation, we're outside of your residence. We see that same feeling. It's stuck in. It's getting down.

Rather than being in the clothing, she's greeted by the little window door with a hug. That's when we get our Terrell surveillance. They kiss. Oh, that's really like a guy. Embrace. Oh, it's a little ticker show. Oh, my God. They exchange some more kisses, little picture hair back, little takes off a bra, walks his girl over to the stairs. Those are on the stairs. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh they're like, who would this ugly asshole date? They're like, this Thomas shit. So great. You know what I mean? It's so great.

Yeah, he goes, he's like, have you been drinking? He's like, yeah, a little. And when he gets hurt, she is such a mess. Is it just still on? Now, it died with him. However, we mean it died with him. He's dead. The guy, the grandfacepal.

No, the grandfacepal. Junior Junior Junior. Park gate, teeth. Parkable with the third. So first of all, hold on. He's the third descendant of Clark Gable. Yes, right Gable Jr. Clark Gable III. First call, hold on, he's the third descendant of Clark Gable. Yes, right. Grandson, great grandson.

It's gotta be great grandson. Great grandson. This one, my Jesus. But he's just like an LA shithead. What do you die from? Drugs. Okay, good. Yeah, he's a fucking dope.

But was it, he created the show? No, it goes back to Tommy Grand. That's right, okay. Joey Greco, this is one I got stabbed. I think Greco's the one I remember. And then it went to Clark Abel Jr. Jr. And then he died. Someone did take over after him,

but I don't know where they're available. Peter Guns. Ooh, all right. The rapper. Oh, like Lord Tarek and Peter Guns. Peter Guns, the rapper took it over who by the way notoriously I think is always in trouble for cheating on Like those love and hip-hop shows

Here's what's really funny about that and annoying I Asked to be thrown to the mixed-reroasting cheaters When this guy died and they were like they're not doing it again my agent told me and then it's Peter guns doing Peter guns is in there. Where'd you get this clip from my TV? Oh? I DVR you had to you had to like shoot this with your phone off of your it's my phone. It's wise sounds I was like yeah, but you but nothing on YouTube nothing. They just don't have On Peter guns. I just mean on the show period like oh, yeah, okay No, no it's fine. It comes on TV. This is me filming it off my television.

No, that's what I'm saying. So they're still showing it. Yes. Oh, I think MTV two shows them. I didn't mean that they're still making it. I just mean that they're still showing it. Yes, yes, of course. They still show it.

But they don't know. There's no, it ends at like 2018. That is wild, man. The stuff that's still out there, I haven't had cable in, I'm not exaggerating, dude, at least 10 years. At least, it's gotta be at least 10 years at this point. Like, I can't, the stuff, I have no idea how much shit is still out there, you know?

You want to hate a guy more than anyone you've ever hated in your life, and he's dead. It's just, yeah. This Clark Gable, watch, bring up any of his intros, outros. He makes it so dramatic himself. He like, he stands sideways and I'm like, I'm Clark. He falls out of picture. When he falls, he goes, he like leads with his body.

Oh, he is a dill doe. He was trying to be was he was, was he, he wasn't going to be the next day, Jay Benza. Well, he's the only ones ever jumped in and like he's gotten physical a couple times in it. Like it. Yeah, but it's bullshit. Whatever happened to AJ Benza.

Christ only knows. I bet he's super right-wing or some nutty shit like that probably. Oh no, probably noxie hates Trump. Yeah. Because Trump fucked his chick. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that was big Howard Stern dilemma. And this is Trump.

Well before he became president in a phone call, I'm like, I guess he liked it. So she said, so as much larger than you. Did you see the Trump interview on Fox News where Greg Godfell is interviewing him? And he asked him about, who's the, who's the, it's a recent interview. Who's the guy that the Facebook guy, Mark, who? Mike Sacruback.

Yeah. Greg Godfell goes, what's your relationship with Mark Sacruback? And Trump just goes, he used to come to the White House to kiss my ass. I'm like, add a son of a bitch who's funny. He really is. He's got it. I got on cheaters. Welcome to another heart pounding relationship crushing episode of cheaters.

Our first visit to Zell Riley, an army reservist who comes to cheaters with hurt feelings and suspicions about her boyfriend's recent actions. He is a queen. Not to speak ill of the dead. I think she appears like a ghost. Yeah. Well, and now when they fight, though, let's see where the fight go. Go all the way to the end of the dead. I think that she appears like a ghost. Yeah, well, and now when they fight, let's see where the fight goes, go all the way to the end of the fight.

Let's get the scrap going. This reminds me of the deep down. The format of one of my favorite styles of TV shows, which is real accounts of hauntings. You know what I mean? I'll do like dramatizations of like, there was, I had a demon in my house, you know? That's not funny.

It's so funny how much I love horror and how much I can't stomach reality shows to try to examine this paranormal. I don't mean reality shows. I mean like almost like in America's most one it's the all show where they reenact the hauntings. Uh huh, yeah. Yeah, so.

Oh, what is someone dragging an anchor? Yeah, not like ghost hunters. You're looking at them, oh, is is someone dragging an anchor? Yeah, not like ghost hunters You are Oh, he she's a guy they've done it. This is a lot of the woke shit on the show too is have a girl like beat up a guy On the show woke 2018. They were already getting I guess so right We have 2018. They were already getting like I guess so right Me last week on Friday She's an army reservist she'll take them shit serious. Who's the cheesie cheating with the army girl or the other one? She's gonna be histy guard, huh? Like a

Christ on my ears that girl supposed to be defending our freedoms. Oh My god, oh Christ almighty Her boardwalk magician's boyfriend Jesus Christ. Where's this take place, Texas? This episode is Texas, I guess? In a Texas neon on the wall. Oh, can I give a quick just the world?

Because there's only one more episode left of season two. So you could binge the shit out of it. And there's some episodes that are kind of corny and weird, but it's a well-done show. Wootang Clan in American Saga. It's awesome. You watch it, Lou? No.

It's so good. I haven't seen season two yet, is it good? Now they've gotten past the bullshit of like dramatizing their lives beforehand. Right. I mean, they had that like ghost face killer and we're that on the show right now couldn't possibly happen if these guys actually shot at each other's mothers and families. Like genuine. Well they have the whole scene on the statin island ferry where they have to like overcome that.

I'm not arguing that that's what we did in the show because eventually those two were almost like known as like the duo of the thing. So they had to dramatize how big of a deal was for them to come together. Nothing happened like that. There's nothing like that's ever happened. It's a, it's, that's the thing that for drama. But now they're just in like the, putting the songs together and like the radio, the shit they did and like how they got seen. And like strong, arming a guy and then begging people to let them like perform stuff. It's been really good. I really like it. I loved it. Yeah. Keith, I remember you watched it off. I love the first season

I didn't see the second season yet, but I remember Keith Keith Robinson said about the first season. He's like, it's like the Avengers. I love it. Yeah, I watch it and like come together. Yeah. Yeah. I just how long like it's good. It's good to see scenes. It was I don't really get a ups and downs so far. Hey, well some twists and turns and maybe a little and maybe you learn a little something about yourself How about ins and outs? Some ins and outs all right all right. Well, we're at it. So now we have radio and he's just news in general Oh Jesus Christ. We're still not done with the Gay news is a wrap

He really's carrying us today. This is great I don't know if it's even here here what I'd like to see for you said there's a thing going around uh on Instagram a white supremacist there is I mean I there's it's not in in any way shape or form funny it's it's disturbing I mean it's not just it's not like I watch it I'm like like I just mean like he's just a lunatic white supremacist screaming awful shit at a dude, taking. What kind of awful shit, what's he saying? I'm not.

You don't have to bring it up. No, no, no, no, I'm saying what's it anti? Everybody? Is it anti black, you wish? Like, he says something, like the precursor of the video is apparently he said something and fuck, like racist and fucked up to a black guy and the guy's the black guy starts taping him.

And he's following him and he's just like, what's your problem, man? Like, say it again. And the dude starts launching hard hard ends hard are ends. And he's like sick hard registered nurses. Yeah, exactly. I know. He's doing the sick.

Hi, they've been our heroes these past two years. He's walking and doing the sick. Hi, he's screaming like white power. Damn. Wild man. It's wild object i get you wink wink this is more of a skank subject

but it's yeah gotcha got you jay come no jay come stop stop it so what's in andy's regular news uh... stop stop it so what's in andy's regular news uh... randy's regular this this video should have made the regular uh... megan mccain recalls toxic and propose full hostility

that let purposeful purposeful you dumb shit yeah i really that that word got me hard i was like whoa really, where is it real? Is it real? Flip is usually me correcting Dan. I don't like it on this side. You know what now that I hear that loud?

I don't like it. I got some apologies to make. Let's see, Megan McCain, recalling toxic and purposeful hostility that led to departure from the view. That toxic and purposeful. What was her host departure from the view. Toxic and purposeful. What was her hostility on the view? Every one. I thought they just like disagreed politically. Would she toxic on there?

No, no, she's recalling the other people. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you mean she was like, we're calling it like I take it back. I'm sorry. Everyone's talking about politics too much. That's all it is. Remember when the dude, you know what's crazy? There's a Normic Donald clip of the view where he's making jokes about Bill Clinton being a murderer

and it's early view when they were still like on the couches. Yeah. And they're like, they reprimand him and they're like, this is not the place to discuss that sort of thing. You're here to promote your show and you're here to be funny. And it's like, that's what the view used to be. It used to be like a Gavin with the that sort of thing. You're here to promote your show and you're here to be funny. And it's like, that's what the view used to be.

It used to be like a Gavin with the ladies kind of thing. And now it's like hardcore politics. Hardcore politics. It's wild. Everything's becoming, I feel terrible for Howard Stern. I've been listening live against, he'd been back and it's like, he was even gone for like two months. And he's still the second he comes back.

Everyone's like COVID, vaccine people, unvaccinated people, people calls every day for like a 30 minute phone call of like a woman saying, and we're just not doing the right things here in this comment, just like everything's like, oh my god, please, just do funny stuff. Well, don't feel bad for him. That's his decision. I mean, you know, it's not like,

it's pretty bad for him. No, I know, but I think he just gets lowered into the con, I think it means a lot to him. The conversation. So it's like he just can't be like, he just always off track of like being funny and, and lieu of like, discussing COVID and shit. And it's like, please, dude, you're the best thing, man.

It's, I don't think it's his fault. I think he's like completely like taken into it. I don't think he's meaning to it. It's not like you don't agree with him. It's just that you don't want to hear it. You would's meaning to it. It's not like you don't agree with him, it's just that you don't wanna hear it. He would rather hear something funny. It's like two weeks from the get to like Gary has a compilation of Carons he wanted to play,

which I'm like, oh, I like to hear Stern's take on the character. It's like he's never get to it for like days and days like he's pushing it off, but it's always like pushed off for COVID stuff. Yeah, that's a fun. He's hard to learn about COVID. Let it be funny. That's a bummer, man. That's a bummer. Yeah. When he did do. I need Howard to learn that COVID. That wouldn't be funny. That's a bummer, man.

That's a bummer. Yeah. When he did do the carons, he had our girl on. You remember this girl? You're about to get fucking, mother fucking energetically punched bitch. Bonfire did it first. Who's that? She's Mrs. Bonfire 2018.

All right. You were fucking Ray Tart. This was a lady who was outside of her kid's school. She clearly has a mental problem. And they didn't want her, like, she couldn't, like, take pictures and hang around the school yard. No. For obvious reason.

They asked her to leave. And that's her melting down. Go, perfect principal. I am psycho about the fucking protection of fucking children. Psycho about it. Shack out. Here's the fucking protection of fucking children. SIGGO! About it! SHIT! Here's the fucking deal you fucking piece of shit.

Get the fuck off of my fucking Facebook! How? Yes, she was upset. She's. Uh, sounds wild. Torrey Spelling was spotted outside of a lawyer's office and signs are pointing to a divorce from Dee. Torrey spelling was spotted outside of a lawyer's office and signs are pointing to a divorce from Dean Speaking of booing and hissing and oh that's Wendy Williams is back, but I think someone else is hosting it now

What Wendy Williams show came back finally. It's been walk off for months. It's still called the Wendy Wings show, but she's not there. She's not there. She got COVID at one point, right? Yeah. And then, but that would be over by now. Yeah, but she also has that other thing. What? She has that like,

fat leg disease? No, no, no, her legs are twins. Now you're on with that. Are you sure? Yeah. She looks like she's like, so skinny wrong with that. Are you sure? Yeah. She looks like she's like so skinny with huge boobs. She is like much smaller than her boob, her big crazy fake boobs.

But her legs, she has something where it's like she gets... Oh, she really is with leg disease. I don't know if it's disease, it gets disease. It looks like tree trunks, her legs. Yeah. Well, she's got that thing that Ronnie Dangervealed had that makes your eyes bulgy. Seriously. Oh, yeah, see, she's got that thing that Rodney Dangervealed had that makes you like your eyes bulgy. Seriously.

Oh, yeah. See, she has to sit in those things. Oh, shit. Yo, that sucks. I got a breaking news. Someone we know is taking over the show. We know. Oh, really? Yeah.

It's taking over Wendy Lynch, apparently. I don't know, permanently, but, uh, member Bevy Smith. Yeah. Who is to sit in this studio, but we came in. I think she's taken over. Oh, yeah. Do you think that's places are going to smell too much perfume too? Yeah.

Don't worry. She hasn't listened. Yeah, you can't really see any of these, but these leg be a chest, do stuff to her legs. So, Becky Smith can take over a while. She's not there. It's gonna be a bunch of people including Elizabeth Wagmeister. Michael Yew. Well, actually, it says it's gonna be co-host. So, it's gonna be like the view. It's gonna be like five people or something? No. I think one person a day or something, they'll probably translate. Where's gonna be all of them. Michael Yew, like, yeah, there you go.

I don't know. You're the one who watches this. We don't know. Let's watch it You know who are these people Elizabeth Wagmeister? Who the fuck is that sounds like a fucking sexy athletics girl from school? Yeah, who is that? Hey Liz Wagmeister. Hey Wagmeister What do you do is that I you gonna go to the dance? I know it's a four-person panel. That's what it is. Like I said Jay. Yeah, it's a you're doing another view They're doing a diverse view panel they got going they're doing a non threatening black view. Wait, who was Michael? Yo again, he's a comic. He was a comic, but now he was a comic he was an America's got talent now I thought he was a professional cryer But that was just because he never stopped crying when he was on America's got talent. He's the guy that cried non-stop

Yeah, okay non-stop he cried I remember now the kid who got the X from Simon in the finals of America's got talent doing comedy Didn't cry is an X bad Yes, I'm just whacked the next on him. No, this finals appearance because it just wasn't going good. Oh, God. Anyway, it was really shitty. How far did Josh get? Blue.

Him and Gina Breone both got to the top 10. Oh, shit. Yeah, all right. Yeah, both are great. Winslow? Michael Winslow booted pretty early. But he's going to be a Comic-Con soon. So that's good.

Northeast comic. Northeast comic. What's that mean? What's Northeast comic? The lineup is all fucked up. It's a horrible lineup. We had better hangs when we used to do rascals.

Do I'm telling you, rascals? Leaps and bounds better than this lineup up. This line up is a fucking mess fucking kicked it with Doug Bradley and sit hey Look at their like public schedule. Oh Boy, it's a spreadsheet. It's a spreadsheet lady from Godzilla Kong who I don't Robert wool showing up I would mind wool. I might be wool wall. You taking a trip for just walls? Now Billy West.

Cool, right? It's fine. Jesus Christ, this tape is off. Kristen DeBel. Right. Nicholas Brendan. Wait, Lisa London, I think I know. Nope.

Francie House. Francois Clemens. For Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. Dude, the whole. Rogers' neighborhood. Dude, the whole thing's a mess. Cowboy Mac Bell from the Joe Perry project. Who is that? Fuck only knows.

I would rather just have a three hour conversation with Michael Winslow than meet any of these other people. I remember once, hang on my car won't start, Joe. Oh, there it is. Hang on, just turned over. It just turned over. Oh, hang on hang on just turned over. Just turned over. Oh hang on we're going we're taking off. I thought that was the beginning of wipe out. I can't believe it though this is my schedule like I can't imagine. Oh this stupid

hoop-tie car that I have why won't it never get better for me. I can't imagine for an event posting a schedule. Hang on Christine please try to start my car. There it is. Oh, there it is, listen to that kitten purr. Okay. Oh, it was year 60. Hang on, hang on. Yeah, the way this is the worst line I've ever seen.

Ever for Kamakai. Well, cowboy Mach Bell's gonna be there. I've ever watched, by the way way always I could point out we pointed yesterday We brought this page up. You're like who's cowboy mock bell click it That's it's not a clickable link. They just changed the color Oh wait, this is the lineup on the website. This is what it looks like on the website. Yeah I thought you have like an insider word fire I send this you send this to.

You send this to a designer. Yeah. And you create a professional schedule to put out. Oh my god. They just put out their Google sheet. I remember I have wins, loads, charges, $7,000 per autograph because. Final.

Go ahead, go ahead. It's file edit view in search format data tool at the top. Me and, so you can open up a different file if you'd like. No, it's, oh, edit. No, it's not. Me and, uh, file new spreadsheet was a stew. I can't, I can't, I can't. You can open it in a spreadsheet.

Pat Walsh and I went time, we went to the mile high horror fest in Denver, Colorado to do a live screening of Maniac, COP2 for a podcast and We got there really late on Friday and I remember we were walking through the like you know the floor whatever the fuck It's called and a lot of people weren't at their tables and we walked by a table So we just see their sign if who was there or will be there tomorrow. And we walked by a table and it just had a guy named it

and said featured in Final Destination 5 and Paco's, this is a dark circuit gel. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man.

I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I Like later on a great signers. Yeah, dude. It's a dark world. We took a we took a car to the airport with the twins from the shining They're like 55 now. They're very nice, but it was just like it's so odd. It's just odd No, it is must be the idea, but you could go and you do weird. They're so sad that you could actually like Hey, remember the guy who got killed third in Halloween too he goes I don't know me and him fuck this fact girl together I got rip-roaring drunk with with these coming back now he's in the Chuckie series but Doug Bradley no no the kid from child's play original kid yeah He came to my room.

Yeah. Like him and a bunch of girls when I was at Rascals and we got, we got real fucking drunk. He was very nice. What, um, yeah, the new Chuckie has everybody in it, right? Yeah, everybody came back. I haven't seen it yet. I want to see it.

It's a series, right? Yeah, it's a series. It was at, did it get released all at once? One of those deals? I don't think so. It's on sci-fi. I think it's coming out weekly I was at a versus the other night at the bar play and they they had they were really advertising heavy for Chuckie Yeah, yeah, keep here Zach Amiko keeps telling me he's my one of my go-to horror guys Yeah, Zach is a fountain of horror knowledge. How about this fun fact, Joe?

Mary Kay Luterno, she was in the news this week about how she regrets the relationship, finally. Finally regrets fucking a 13 year old Hispanic boy with a mustache. And for all these years. Wasn't they the ones that got married though? Would you think so, right? When she got out of jail?

Yeah. I thought they had like a happy family and stuff. They did, but eventually he was Hispanic But eventually if you wait long enough that kid was but now I don't know what happened. I've she's a maniac I mean so weirdly happy. I was like I guess this was meant to be like a terrible We have maniacs who could find like a thing and like, oh, what's the weird? Again, to me, it's the always, I, we've talked about this before, I think, me and you,

I fucking hate when people present weird things they're into and not own the weirdness of it. Right. But yeah, no, I know, it's like a pretty wild or outlandish thing that I'm into, but I'm into it. People always go, what? What you guys, you guys don't all fuck dogs and people?

Yeah. Oh, I'm crazy. Yeah. No, yeah. Instead of going like, yeah, that's pretty wild. It's weird. Um, wait, but she's definitely the one, she's the original, she's like the Beatles of this shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, at least at least as far as it coming out. That's what he still looks like a 14 year old Puerto Rican kid. Well, he really does, but he's looks like a 14 year old Puerto Rican kid. He's damn dude. He aged rough. Well, I mean, it's funny now that it's breaking up now that she looks truly like an older woman. You know, she was hot, right?

Yes. And now suddenly she looks like a woman who's about 50, 55, and he was probably like, I'll see you later. Hey, Vellie, what you doing? You're favorite. Bring me my heating pad. and he was probably like, I'll see you later. Hey, Vellie, what you doing with me a favor and bring me my heating pad? Ha ha ha ha ha. Aye aye aye, measie laterno.

How many times I gotta do this? Why are your bones so hurty and painful all the time? Ha ha ha ha ha. The other day I rub ass for cream on your elbows and hands. And then I touch my eye. And then I had a spro cream in my eye and the earth and care center me's the turno Jesus whoa dude she was smoked dude yeah she was cute oh he was getting it yeah dude she

was smoked now they're an old dusty couple look at it. We talked about fucking Chucky yeah fucking fear fest. What do you yeah what the fuck is fear for oh that's AMC is doing Fear of oh god just a shit lineup of movies dead Mary K. L. T. R. No She was all right. Yeah good for that kid. I Mean he waited too. He waited for her. She did things to him, he couldn't believe. That's me, letharno. He was 12. You, are you bleeding my peepie in your mouth?

You want me to come on your cabbages? Oh God. Yeah. She put his legs up lick this lick this little Habanero So are they split I mean that's it. I think she died. She died. Don't you fuck your dad here? Yeah, it says before her death in 2020 What did she die from? Colorectal cancer. Really? Holy shit. Oh, dude. Back when he was DJ. That's when they had a perfect

Benjamin button cross access. By the way, you're absolutely right. That was it, dude. That was the perfect fucking cross. Oh, yeah. That's right. When it was, it was loud. That looks totally normal right there. Well, she's still like she looks at a good looking older that's their kids Damn, they're fucking adults So we have she died she said she regrets the relationship now Well, she said it right before she died with guilt about her relationship Wow, but did they did they split before she died or were they married

until she died? I think they split. Oh, she had four children already when they hooked up. She didn't know the relationship was illegal. She claimed until she died. Was she was cheating? She's a little bit old. It's like a 12 year old.

But she was cheating on her husband and four kids. It said. We're just to say that I missed that. The Scraze teacher was married and had four children when she began a relationship with the boy. Oh, okay. Claimed two years before death, she didn't know the relationship was illegal.

If someone had told me, if anyone had told me, there's a specific law that says it's a secret. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God, that's a secret. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God, that is a set of balls. Wait, go back up there because you see the first, like, had I known if anyone knows my person out, he just the idea this would count as a crime.

If someone told me I wouldn't have done it. If there's a specific law that says the crime, the fuck a 12 year old. Jesus Christ, dude. The Bible's even cool with that Even now yeah, you after a return of death her victim turned husband stayed in contact and reportedly told a friend He lost a piece of himself when she died. He loved her through and through dude. Oh, absolutely She fun she funded his DJ shit Yeah, look at this there There he is in court. You know, like, first she would hold my butt like D and then she turned me and put my

penis in her mouth. And then I would, how you say, Falky, I would make Falk to her face. Is that how you say? Make Falk to her face. And then she wanted to put inside her vagina and then we make baby I think I don't know either way I got an A in social study and that's pretty cool by the way my father didn't kick my ass that night my father was proud that's my son Wait a minute fucking La Blanca how old was she when she started banging him 30 I don't know For kids 30 I'm gonna say she's already She already she already she died at 58 So she was 36

But he's had a passive interest in numerology. So she was probably like in a time of them fucking she's like 34 or something probably? God damn four kids, that's still young dude for four kids. It's a lot. She hated them so much. But then she had more kids with him. Yeah. Look cool half latino kids. Man dude that's a that's a lot.

That's a lot of work. I don't like when your white keys come over. They always treat us like we're different. They don't want to play with any of our wooden toys. They don't like when we go inside we make crafts together We just gonna skateboard listen to outdated heavy metal A bar see a bar see don't forget I don't listen to marzy you shut your mouth Yeah, that is fucking wild rip up that pussy my boy. Yeah You get the oh I used to know the word for teacher and Spanish. I know I don't know any Spanish words anymore No, it's not the one I'm thinking of my strobe My strobe Myestro. Myestro. What is it?

Myestro. Lou is right. There's another one there. Oh, there you go. I'll be right back. I gotta go take that. By the way, whizzy. Everyone's laughing.

El Maestro. You're just gonna go pee in the middle did right there. I'm talking to only you I got a pee really bad go pee really bad. I'll take a bird. No, I'll wait. I've read it's actually time Okay, it's a good time. Yeah, go take a siss. I thought it was okay to get up and go siss in the show crazy I've never heard of anybody doing that my entire life really how we're doing did it once to classic bit real are you serious? We're good Have you ever heard of anybody doing that mind tire life? Really? How were stern did it once to classic bit? Really? Are you serious? We're good.

We used to podcast, I guess. Yeah, he goes, hey, pause it for a second. Hey, for you out there driving. Jay's gonna vamp a little bit. Hello, my rack time gal. Forgot it was live. Hey, do more of that, do more of that to, do more of the Hispanic kid, fucking the teacher.

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