The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - What Songs Make You Cry?

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

Jay shares the unexpected and welcomed music choices of his Uber driver. Jacob declares his loyalty to The Foxxhole. Jay and Dan share their own choices and ask everyone "What songs make you cry?"Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. I got a ride, quote unquote to LA, which was lucky because there was a tragic shooting at LAX and traveling was chaos. Don't get mad. Don't get me started on guns. On the flight, I read the car symbography, the one written by his lawyer who is now spilling all his enemy secrets after Carson's long gone.

Riviting. Riviting, dude. Another segment of Randa Mande Random Andy. Random Andy. Start off the bonfire. On serious XM faction talk. 103, I'm Dan Soder, that's Big Jokeerson. We got DJ Lewitsky and Christine in studio. At home, Jacob Atat, sharpening his knives, dressing his dolls. Planning his heists. But if Jacob was a jewel thief this entire time, that's it. That's his layer and none of us knew I think I'm interviewing Zach Wilde tonight Excuse me. Maybe fun. Um, excuse me. Sorry. I'm in Andy mode and Jacob this might cite you Carmen a piece a piece Oh the drummer yet. Yeah, I'm a piece vanilla fudge and everything like that. Yeah, he's, I think he's gonna be the

night in Zach Wilde. You're tonight on STR Show Live. He's a bottom influence. Yeah, no, he's great. So it's gonna be, it's cool. Should be a good show. I have a drum. Are you excited?

You're a big Zach Wilde guy. I like Zach Wilde. Yeah, it makes me nervous. What if he shows up with that was beard? Oh no. A rock star style. That's when he looked as worse. Oh no.

Anytime I want to make Christine turned off to Zach Wilde, just show her rock star. Did that move? That was not as worse. Oh, no, I need time I want to make Christine turned off the Jack Wilde just show her rock star. Did that move? That was not his look. Oh, that no beard. It was not his look. That's that movie. That's that movie. That's that movie. That's general. You've met him a couple times. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And he's always cool. I don't think he remembers me ever, but he's very cool. And on the way here, this was a weirdy to me. I

First I am I racist because I thought this guy was racist It's hard to define unless I tell you what happened. I think you'll get it right away Got in the uber, which was a fucking nightmare today getting an uber is impossible to get a cab It was like Possibly the rates were all up. I don't know what was going on This is something's going on because highway's all fucked up. I was running late, try to get into a cab, which is pretty easy out front of my place.

Yeah, it's usually not an issue. Yeah. Getting here is 10 minutes from outside of my door to the front door here. But today it was a bitch. And then we got in a car finally. It was a American. 30 something maybe 40 maybe black dude

Okay driving very nice. Yes, you're racist, but thump the way that you had to describe him like that Thumping in the car when we got in dude. Yeah, it fucking thumps in the trunk. I'm telling you what was 20s I'll tell you what was thump. Oh, okay. I think it oh there must be some is Okay, I think it will there must be some is Sunday standing who you and then I and then after that Peter Gabriel I was up on sauce. But he's the most motivational drive to work ever and then after that I'm in a bone somebody you fuck it love that's after that more Genesis I forget the second Genesis song.

Was this guy a big Gabriel fan or a Genesis fan? I don't know. I was trying to see if it was the radio or a playlist. But do you think he, you think, radio wouldn't go Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, Jeremy? Do you think he saw your profile pic when he got the ride and saw a white guy and he's like, time to put on the Genesis Pandora? That's what I thought when I got in ride and saw a white guy and he's like time to put on the Genesis Pandora. That's what I thought when I got in and I'm still not certain when I got on my way it was thumpin' so loud that I was like oh this guy's like oh this is how I get white tips.

I guess this is white music but then- It's like it's drive to the ski lodge music. But then by the third song you're like I think this might be this guy's jams and I'm a piece of shit for assuming out of the gates. Well, it's black guys not gonna be listening to God there. Patrice used to have that Beatles joke, that old Patrice joke about how he loves the Beatles when he can't drive around listening to it.

Yeah. But maybe this guy just fucking loves, maybe he loves picking up white fairs so he can do this. Or, no, maybe he genuinely loves the same music my mom Well, so maybe nutrition this guy have the same taste buddy hummed along with everything. Yeah, so he nailed it In any way he can possibly nailed it. However, I just I I'm so up in arms of like it was I wrong was he being passive a gr- I don't know what any of it was I don't think anyone was passive aggressive is a wrong term Yeah, I don't think anyone was he's just going like this is what these corny motherfuckers like almost laughing I just can't yet nailing it. Yeah, I mean if he's gonna nail it if he's like, you know if you go in the second

He the second you started bopping along He was just in the front scene. He's like got got him. As you definitely heard me the backo with my mask. That's a song for Paul Rudd the phone love to. I got caught. Um, I got into and doing Uber's music one time. I had my headphones in a ridge because the guy was taking a phone call. You know, I was like, I'll put my headphones in. I put my headphones in and then I did something where I had to turn them off and I just kept them off and then he had his radio on.

And then I got caught singing along to his music where he looked at me and I was like, oh shit, it was Green Day. Yeah, he was playing Green Day and it got me. So I don't know if, maybe if you're an Uber driver, I think you do that. I think you try to anticipate, try to set the mood. Is it, except if you're a white driver

and you put on like fucking gangster rap when you pick up a black family. It's a emotional turmoil too. When anything in life where you're like, this is exactly how I would slack off on the job, but them slacking off on the job is annoying the fuck out of me. So you brought up being on the phone call in the cab. Yeah.

I, I think that is so fucking shitty and awkward and weird. It's always on speaker phones, so whatever you say as a guy out there, it's just this real position you get put in. A lot of, I've had like, your buds. Yeah, sometimes. I've had that too. Yeah.

More times not actually to your buds. Yeah. Here's the thing, it's whatever. It's just there having their conversation and whatever it is. Now if I was a driving driving my job is driving all day It's all I would do is talk on the fuck I phone the I've listened to music and shit. I'd play my music all out You I would try to get them on board with my music. Well, that's what I'm saying

But here's the thing when it's my Genesis phase. No one's gonna be upset with that But then you know sometimes I'm feeling a little mega death, you know That's gonna be a thing pause sometimes you want to go full ever last afternoon on your drives You never know when I want to go ever last day after news. I have to be forever last I see I react differently to the phone call I React like oh now I can listen to my Music and have my earbuds in and not feel like that's why I can get away from it without saying a goddamn word But I do still have a thing. I'm like dude, you really don't give a fuck about this job.

I would not be able, because I would be saying things. I wouldn't be able to have a conversation the way I talk. I couldn't have a conversation with you while I was driving a stranger, if I was like, yeah, I'm fucking what did you do? Yeah, exactly. I'm turning the wheel, I can't do that.

I would just be like, I'll tell you later. Yeah. Don't be a lot of my conversations with people in the back seat of my Uber. I'd be like, well, when it's black guys in the phone, it's always to a check. They're always yapping to a check. Well, I would have whenever it's like, and they're getting they're getting in on with them too. It's like, yeah, because I don't always gonna tell you everywhere I go. Like shit like that. I think Indian guys are always talking to us sibling because it's always like a like a very abundant. I always feel like I'm being talked about with Indian drivers when they're like speak. I'm like, he gets.

I think I'm talking to me. I do think so too. That's because that's all I would do. If I was to this, if I knew someone didn't speak English and I was driving around and you should learn Hindi and just show. That's a blood deep. But what about that? That's a proper. What did you learn?

That's very impressive. Like, yeah, well, I am a big white idiot. It was actually my head is not that far above average. You got to say it in their accent. Yeah. Why did you do the accent as well? You like sell it? Yeah.

Or don't talk people to people. Oh, man, now you're just being mean. Yeah. Those aren't even words. Arent they? That's like the episode of Seinfeld, where Elaine brings Mr. Costanza to the nail place because he knows how to speak Korean.

I think it's Korean, yeah. Which I would love that. I'm so jealous of people that are bilingual. My friend Jay is a bellow, when she had a job of footlocker and the people started like, the guy was like, you must be the dummy's first day or something.

And she did the whole thing. And she was like, it is my first day. And they were like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You know what my, one of my YouTube holes is, is there's this nerdy white guy that learns Mandarin and Cantonese and like so many different languages.

And then he goes to Chinatown and speaks perfect Mandarin. And they're like reaction videos of like, the people the restaurant being like holy shit Because wow you did it. Yeah, cuz they're like mother fucker. That is it's there It's that's what pops up for me am I recommended YouTube videos because now he's learning like African languages and he's like Jesus below in their mind the clicks and clacks Yeah, I one of them. I think there's like three different ones. He knows and you see it's in clacks is a real language, right?

I don't know. I don't think it's called clicks and clacks. I'm saying the no way. It sounds like a sports ball. I'm saying the clicky noises. That is actual language, isn't it? Or is that just racist shit? Is that racist telephone? It is. I don't know. It is. I don't know. I honestly couldn't tell you. Yeah. I think there might be a lot of people going over the. There are two groups of languages in southern Africa that have clicks. J, you want to try this one? The co-aisen? Oh, yeah, dude. The co-aisen.

Mm-hmm, yeah. In the most notable word for dude. Zoulu and... I mean... Azosa? Azosa? It sounds. Azosian languages.

That makes a lot of sense. The Azosian languages. That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. The Azosian languages. That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. is that clicks in them from the time immemorable. What? And their speakers have always been in the southern part of Africa. They now see Lou, that's right.

African words. Y'all man, I'm going to die. Y'all man, go. God, yeah. Jamaica's in the Caribbean. This is African language you're talking about, Lou. Yeah. You're doing good, though.

I'm a la du aqua, la du aqua. Man. I wish I would have learned. Come to Jamaica, man. This is where Lou would get off the plane. This is the start of every 90s movie. He was a business man. Who thought he was going on the vacation of a lifetime? Instead, he wound up and it's Lou goingwarm. What do you mean? It's Kenya. But we were in Jamaica. African summer, starring Lewitsky.

Uh, Virginia, distant past very old. Yeah, I assume it's very old. Immemorial. Immemorial. Which one has clicked that first question? Zulu, Zulu and that's husk. No, no, no, the people also ask. The people also ask. So it's such as the coesion. Coesion. Coesion. Sounds right.

Use a fifth. The kiss. Click. Really? Did I do that? I can't wait to start a language. There's some kisses at it. It goes, yeah, it's funny.

It goes, what's up? You want to meet tomorrow for the show? That's how you know I'm done saying something with two kisses. I'll probably meet you there at 830 That you're over here. I don't know. I'm getting drooling in my old age. Yeah, like you know, I have to like Method man suck the spit out the side of my mouth like I get busy with it. I get busy with it spit out the side of my mouth like I get busy with it I get busy with it. Um, Dude Katie it bugs Katie so much but she fucking she got me the other night because I was like like that and she goes over and out.

That's I didn't realize I was walking talking noises. 10 for this suck my spit back. By the way speaking of method man, we're watching, we watched the fourth episode of season two last night, of the Wu Tang American Saigon, Hula, which I am loving, but it is just so goddamn ridiculous. Like one, it's him trying to make peace with a bunch of the people that are having problems

in the group, before the group starts. So he goes, he has all of them kill each other angry level enemies mean on the stat and I on ferry trip to Manhattan within this to the whole episode is the ferry ride of them going back and forth in the ferry ride and it's just they have to be stopped from shooting each other a few times in different places smoking pot everywhere no presence of police or anybody who works there at all uh guns bought on the thing almost really used it's it's so goofball and all over the end at the end the risk the risk goes we gotta stop it and we can all be brothers together and do wrap together and

just it's there was also a scene by the way where Old Dirty Basterd finally stand up to a guy who was beating him up with his boys kept jumping He was fucking his chick. Yeah, and then so he showed up one time one last time and she goes oh my god They're coming behind you. They have a shotgun and old dirty bastards look chill chill chill and when they when they come and put the gun up to his back he turns around with one arm and like swipes the gun out of his hand and cocks it and those guys go running what and it wasn't a dream it wasn't a maybe that would have been cool if that happened they just say he just did that dude just disarmed a guy.

Get ready for the Peacock Bonfire series. Will we go back and retell this? I can't wait to add the Fugilance. Fugil sang will be probably the villain in season two. Season one, I think, Debb and Ben, Orange Ben. And about how. And we realize the internal struggles of a mercenary trying to keep his violence at bay so he can be a part

of a radio show. Yeah. And he's got to forget about all those people, all those lives he took. He's going through it. Yeah, he might be doing some dark shit at night. Yeah, if you're, if you're listening, just know it nighttime, we're going to have you doing. I mean, maybe some summer's sun of Sam shit.

Yeah, no, you're going to be go Richard Ramirez. You're going to be night stockin folks. Coming in, staring at people before you kill them. Watching, watching your ex-girlfriend sleep. Yeah, just some real dark, and then showing up and just being on. Lou, I mean, just nailing it when he's here. Lou, I'm telling you right now, we're going heroin.

You're gonna be bumping. Yeah, we're gonna be going hard in the paint. Yeah, we're gonna a lot along. And then we're gonna go, oh, we took our tits with him. It's gonna be our arc throughout the seasons. Yeah, we're gonna take our tits with him. We go, all we took our tips with you. It's going to be our arc throughout the seasons. Yeah, we're going to take our tips with you. We're going to, well, really, the heroin represents cigarettes.

But Jacob is, Jacob's going to be sex addiction. Oh, without a doubt. Yeah, we had no idea the things he's been doing. I mean, he is just, and by the way, the people he has been banging, Jenny McCarthy for a hot week. We'll even say when we started first having a clue is one time you're, you had to run off real quick in your camera when you're Zoom got knocked over and we saw a bunch of come covered dolls on the bed. No, no, no, no, that's more of a horror twist in season four.

No, not a horror so much. Just Jacob's been like he's like well, he's got a sex addiction, but he's also afraid of COVID. Yeah, he's very afraid of COVID and he's got four berries all the time. He's got to fuck these dolls. He's not happy about it. He's not psyched. It's not hard. You don't know about it. He's not psyched. It's not hard. You don't know about me. You dealing with your violent past? Oh yeah, yeah constantly.

Trying to break the cycle of violence. Me heavily in debt to dangerous people. Yeah, you never stopped drinking or crazy relapse. Crazy relapse. Crazy relapse. Leaving Las Vegas relapse. One of those things where I have to come talk, do you want a windy roof while you're sitting there?

I'm just gonna say that we're feeder hanging off the edge of the building pulling a bottle Yeah, it makes that noise every time I pull it yeah I got Jay I could fucking fly right now And then Christine CIA the whole time whole time fucking mole We try to put a case on Legion of skanks. Yeah, which that's like your son's anarchy break off Oh, yeah, that'll be the spin-off shows the Legion of skanks. Yeah same producers and then like will there'll be a young Lewis Young Lewis and then we always wear how do they not do we always wear some sort of thing Remember in remembrance of you because I did not save you on that.

No, I don't have a thing you go. Oh, yeah, you know, I'm off of it. It ends with me reaching over and I'm going, No! No, I'm gone, dude. But then, and he sees I'm in or flashbacks, dog. But then as soon as I realize it's over and like you've gone, I stand up, like I suck back some tears and light a cigarette

and then maybe some fucking thump and ass songplum. I'm letting you know that if my head goes off a building, if I jump off a building, get ready to get some of the Marvel people to make it look like four jumped into the street. You know what, my head's gonna drop on 48. It's coming down like the hammer. Yeah, it looks like the hammer of those. It's the Thor's hammer, dude. It's cracking street.

Also, we have to make Justin, obviously, we'll be in the series. Oh, but oh, before I forget, I wanna do a, we need to do instead of everybody hates Chris, Lewis fights everybody. Lewis fights everybody. Just the young Lewis J. Gomez story. Yeah, yeah.

Lewis fights everyone. Yeah, Lewis fights everybody. They'll be, we'll give them the Hulu treatment, dude. No, that mean definitely. It's not, let's just not make it as boring as this. Um, Jay, Jacob got kicked off a fox hole for a fucking Jamie Foxx mom or sister. He was in, so they were flirting, something like that. And then he got it. And it was like, he's like, Gil, my sister's underage. He's like, sleigh going Mexico, James James It would be better if we find out Foxhole

We find out that Jacob Jacob turns on Foxhole and they do an expose on it on it Never happened never you'd never turn on double X Foxhole till I died in yeah, dude. Whoa. I'm like here in that. I love it. What's cracking other than the crack of your ass That was our thing on the chin Was that really yeah, oh, I'm sure yeah What's cracking on the crack of you? What's your many T-shirts Jacob as is that do you have any foxhole T-shirts do you have any foxhole merch? Fox all T-shirt now. I don't know that any merch was made

You know when we put out our merch We should also put it up fox all merch. What fox all merch? Just do a Jacob employee shirt at foxhole. Yeah Dude that's great with fox all the bag the fox hole Jake and there was it say what's cracking the crackier ass? What's cracking What's cracking other than the cracky your ass? What's cracking the crack your ass? What's cracking? What's cracking other than the cracky go. Yeah. His voice. I love it.

I love it. He's gonna explain. He says that. Yeah. Yeah. There's one more time, Jacob. What? This is really Jamie's line. I don't get to do this.

This is like, no, you were lying. Sac religious that I. It's a line though, dude. What's cracking? Other than the cracky go-ah. Yeah, dude, let's get Foxhole employee shirts, but it's only Jacob. Just Jacob?

Yeah, it just says Jacob and White letters. Let's make them like the gas station shirts. Exactly. Whether the back, it'll say Foxhole. I was gonna go tease. Oh, yeah. I was like a Fox hole in the patch of the front says Jacob. I mean, yeah, that's an expensive shirt to make though. It's a limited run. You know what it is. Got a fox hole family. You think they're listening here? I love them. This strikes me as more as a black people who listen to Genesis and Salisbury Hill. Yeah, that guy might have been a part of the higher fan, should I ask him? BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM Looked like a positive movie, but he specifically used that song I was like that's very funny. That sounds like a song that DJ lose cried to alone

When a girl broke up with him. Is that not your speed? No, is it only an only Pearl Jam? I don't cry to Pro Jam. I celebrate What music do you cry to what get you going? Yeah Time in a bottle, okay Um, time in a bottle. Okay. Okay. Um, anything's a Jim Krochial gimmick tier? Krochial, right?

Is that Jim Krochial? You don't bring me flowers anymore, makes me cry? Daily? Yeah. Why, who's that bringing you flowers? Uh-huh. Some bitch. Damn.

You don't bring your flowers, makes you cry. But, so, are they, just because they're're sad songs are they hit you in any way? Uncontrollable it just hits me But you can't psychologically even think of why? Yeah, I can't eventually it'll make me think of somebody I lost or some said point in my life. Yeah, sure This song is not to it. No, this song's not sad. This is motivational I don't know what it means to me, just doesn't mean you think of anything. I think of like an English schoolboy running on a hill in cloudy weather.

Yeah, I don't know why. That's how I describe it. I do have running around the corner, excitedly energy to this. Yes, sure. Absolutely. Boom, boom, boom. The song, like I said, the song Father, but oh, Father by Madonna gets gets me and it's the line Somebody hurt you to or some like they didn't mean to be shitty. No, yeah, somebody hurt them too

I'm gonna you don't you do that Don't you do you know a pearl jam a PJ one used to crack get up release used to crack me up all the time Why what's it about? Dead dads. Oh really. Yeah black. I thought black was always a sad song not in my life Shining. Yeah, they've got some lines really yeah release. I'd I remember hammered in my windowless room Like three cigarettes back to back to back No windows and then just fucking put this on was like Some real cock in the mouth ones have gotten me to like round here. So on the nose round here guy

Yeah, oh long December from counting crows that one doesn't get me long December and then weird ones some weird like songs are not even like sad like soft songs So just get me some weird ones. Why I think I think I said it before, the end is the beginning, is the, it's called the end is the beginning is the end smashing pumpkins. It's nothing. You can't, I don't know what it's. Some but the chorus, the change in music

in the chorus is just like sad. It's true. I don't know why. I know we're early reactions to that to our old theme song, the public enemy song. What? Some but the horns of that was just, I don't know. It gets you, it gets you, it gets you in the crime.

It's a positive, it's a crime. No, I don't know, something about it was like the intensity of that fucking horn. I don't know. Really? No description for what. I'm also probably an emotional mess at all times. In fairness. Yeah, because when you start using songs to get it out, it does kind of work like popping

a pimple. Great big white world, Marilyn Manson. Not a soft song, but like fucking, really intensity of it, like something of it. Yeah. You have recently the Crosby Stills Nash and Young song. Who did? You. Crosby Stills Nash.

Oh, helplessly, hopelessly, hopelessly hoping. I got a weird one. Neil Young's Cortez the killer Gets me. I don't know it makes me sad Yeah, dude. I'll tell you who fucking I mean Harry Chapin just put it on because I think my dad loved Harry Chapin So I just that would get me certain songs of them What do we do? Oh, I got a Jimmy Buffett one with no black glue. Well that makes sense situationally even Yeah, situationally even yeah situationally But also the song he went to Paris. Yeah, cuz it's just like a song about an old man living life and you're like

Dude, I want to know songs that make people cry call Because I like to hear what I'm curious the call don't call me just your obvious saddies I mean you can me just your obvious saddies. That's what I have. I mean, you can lay out your obvious say, but what I want to have is people calling, you can give your obvious ones to. Down in a hole. It's gotten me.

Obviously. Brutal. Brutal. Well, hole in the earth, deft tones. Yeah, all right. But there's a, but calling with your weird songs, it's like, what? Uh, you know what I mean,

time in my big war pigs might hit somebody if they like, you know, had a lost a child and it went more or something. Yeah. Try to think which one. I had such a hacky one, but really for like 10 years after my mom died, I could not hear tears in heaven without just immediately. Do you watch one of those on doing that? That's like on steroids.

Plus a baby fill out of a window. I was going to say to be made, so that's obvious. Right, I know, but it's almost the point of that is like when steroids. Plus a baby fill out of a window. I was gonna say to be made. So that's it. Right. I know, but it's almost the point of that is like when it's already, when you know what the one what it's about. Yeah. I can't twist that into my eyes when I'm saying so that's why I said, uh, tears and heavens, one I would call it too on the nose because of that.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm a nose but so real. Yeah, but you know, it's about the loss. Yeah, it's a song about loss. So you're like, yeah, what? Fuck you. Dude, this is so would you hold my's about like I lost yeah, it's a song about loss. So you're like Fuck you dude there would you hold my hand if I saw you and have it Good point there's lines. There's just lyric lines that are like fuck you. There is a song That in high school would demolish me demolish me in thousand my mid 20s by Dave Matthews band called bartender Dommalash me in Thaumma mid 20s, but Dave Matthews band called bartender. I love that fucker.

Yeah, that's all that old fucking. That song, fuck it. Nick Fry. Oh my god. Like violently. Why? It's, he goes through, he says like, it says like brother sister, it was right from my sister died.

And he talks about like if I die, it's like, it talks about his sister dying. And then I'm like, And then he asks his mom, it's like a thing of the different levels, hit everything in my life, where I was like, boom! And you're trying hard to do comedy, and a lot of bad things are happening

when a boss dream, but there is, oh, I'm going out trying to do comedy and everybody's dying and sad shit in the bowl. Oh, I'm going out trying to do comedy and everybody's dying and sad shit in the boat. Oh, dude. Yeah, this song fucking, uh, it's yeah, this was like the one in high school that would just fucking. I don't think you can get me with a song in this environment, but you can just put it on and I just the water works. Oh, yeah, no, not at all. I'm telling you like the first time I heard it was when they did the lily white sessions,

the got leaked, and that song was on there, and it was right after my sister died, and I heard this song, and I was like, oh cool, so this is just going to make me cry the rest of my life, because it says, oh, sweet sister of mine, please don't regret me if I go. Yeah, dude, this song, fuck sure. I was still drinking at the time. Oh, I drink a girl I was dating in, high school broke up with me and I was being an emo But I was drinking at the time and I drank like with my with Fujiwak He watched me drink like a half a pint glass of vodka just like in two chugs and then drink so and I was hammered

And he left and I was smoking cigarettes in the garage fucking ball into this 17 years old like a little You got caught crying to a song That's hotekky own caught me crying to release Pearl Jam Yeah, but he was just coming up to tell me to stop smoking cigarettes in my room. Oh, okay, because it was fucking stinky. Have you ever got caught? Crying it was song. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so I mean when I was crying to that when I was a mess in that Uber coming up to that crossbeast those Nash song yeah and in the Uber that guy called me for sure what how did you stop I was

sobbing how did you what song by crossbeast those a Nash helplessly hoping keep play it but help is the hoping on yeah and it just what got you what stuck you on it just like hope it's the hoping on. Yeah, and it just, what got you? What stuck you on it? It's just like, it's one of those songs, I'm reading the lyrics as like your, like someone's problem almost, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I read it into it as. Yeah, you know, I could turn it into that, I guess.

Yeah, when you can mold it into yours, that's why that bartender song, I don't know what it's about, but he says sister, death, dad, death, and I'm like, let's fuck it, go, there. I'm fucking, it's like when you see a porn star that looks like an ex-girlfriend, you're like, well, I'm gonna jack off to this scene for the rest of my life.

Well, I would tell you guys that Christine looks a lot like porn star Ashley Blue, but I don't want you guys just pile on call ugly again. Remember how that Olivia Munn thing went. She's closer to her. Yeah. I was gonna say she's closer to me. La Cunus than Olivia Munn for me. Christine? Yeah. No, is that wrong? Yeah, you're right. The Asian one. I'm wrong. I didn't know she was Hawaiian. That's what threw me off in the night. Oh, you didn't know that no Christine to the dragon steamboat Christine Akalaka Fuku Oh Christine Marie Hommalama Hanako do Huffanga the new safety for the 49ers second on draft

I got a UFC it's first rookie that I just randomly I turned to Al magical at the game And I was like I think I'm a bio who found good Jersey. I'm fun. God. He's awesome He's got like the polomol who puff coming out and you can fucking ball dude. That's cool. We'll see He's second string. So he's not gonna be in against you guys But he might forget We're three and a half point favorites. I didn't know that oh really yeah We had I thought we were in the corner of an end zone low We're apparently now above the owner's box 50 yard line

So that's the best view. Yeah, you're gonna watch the whole game. Yeah, everything gonna be on the field Yeah, you'll be able to see it all awesome Bump that crossbeast is a Nash dude because did you have to shield yourself from we don't have reads one of my word about We Oh, my gosh, dude, because did you have to shield yourself from, we don't have reads, what am I worried about? Uh, we, um, we have won this. Jacob, thank you. Is it this hour? By the way, when's yours? What time's yours? 6.33.

So is mine. None this hour, Jacob sold out. Oh, that's not right. It's won this hour. What? That's a right. Here's one this hour. What? That's a 630 set. 558, 915. And really Brandy Carlyle does a...

I don't have a Wendy's, I have a... Do you guys have the same one? I have Helix. I have Bambi. Can you send the reads? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. We only have two. We said we were sold out for the year. We are. James, were you shielded? How much did you shield from the driver? It was useless. Were you sitting behind him or behind the passenger?

Oh, fear being alone, type stuff in the song? Yeah, yeah, it's a sad one. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But Brandy Carlyle does a version of it that may even be more emotional She's bad ass This part sucks No, this part here stupid does nothing to do with anything stop it. I can't twist this in the being a you know the part of a song You're like like I can't twist this to me. This means nothing you talk about this means absolutely nothing to me Zilch Jacob what were the two songs you had jake up honey jake up honey um well one of them is uh uh i'm one by the who

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