The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Women's History Quiz

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

It's Women's History Month and the Bonfire celebrates with a quiz designed to test Big Jay and Christine of their knowledge of feminine glory. Jacob becomes the host of the game show but his confidence is not what it used to be. He is worried that he might have AIDS based on the commercials that are targeted to him when streaming. His usual flare is not present and it shows. The history quiz is a funny, competitive journey through female accomplishments with lots of bells and whistles. Jay and Bobby are co-headlining at The Seneca Niagara Hotel and Casino in Niagara Falls NY tonight and tomorrow! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. Does my sexiness offend you? Does it come as a surprise that I dance? As if I have diamonds at the meeting of my thighs. Out of the huts of history's shame I rise, up from a past rooted in pain I rise. Anything you want done baby I'll do it naturally. The message that I would like to send out to women around the world, we're at a terrible crisis, and if we're going to get out of this,

it's gonna be women that will have to lead the way. ["I Got Everything I Needed More"] I got everything I needed more. 20 things that you'll never have in your life like fans, Merge, devices, Italy There is nothing stronger than a broken woman who has rebuilt herself It's a sold out show and you wanna say mean shit to me, okay? So don't fucking do that! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Welcome, welcome, welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bonfire Women's History Quiz. Jacob's energy is low for this

since he found out he might have AIDS. He didn't take his prep this morning. Where we celebrate the badass women who shaped the world, often wearing corsets tighter than a budget meeting. Far from just being a bunch of yapping, gold digging cum dumpsters, get ready to test your knowledge on the queens, rebels, and trailblazers that contributed to the magnificent, incomprehensible luck that is human existence. Sure, men did the bulk of the history-making with their toil, sweat, and brains, but it

is Women's History Month, so let's make these broads feel like they did something, too. Our first contestant doesn't bend to the societal norms of what a woman should be. She says she doesn't need any makeup. She'll fart in bed if she wants to and believes in equal rights so much she'll eat pussy to prove it.

Ladies and gentlemen, she's Christine Evans! Nooooo. Who you? Who has? You go girl. Our next contestant couldn't be more different. Ozymbic curves, a brand new Hollywood smile, blink and you might miss this glam queen's nails change color. How do you say fabulous bitch in Korean? I'll tell you how

big J Okerson Thank you, thanks bitches welcome contestants, how do you feel this is gone? Dedicating this window my bitches Well Jay Christine much like... Are you going to donate your prize money to Corinne Fitch's campaign? Totally. You know, the more we donate, the more we can laugh at it. I don't know if you guys got that.

There was a math problem that was sent to us by her campaign manager. For $100, we can laugh at it. For $1,000, we can never stop. Much like our Black History Month quiz, you each have a buzzer and same rules as the last contest whoever buzzes in first gets to answer the question we should hear what our buzzers sound like yes big Jay Okerson will you hit your buzzer please Alright, and Christine Evans. There it is. Alright, so there's going to be two rounds.

There's our main round. What did Jay sound like again? Okay. Christine? Okay, thank you. I love it. So we have our main body of questions, our first round, 22 questions, and then we have two bonus questions for you. Okay. That are going to be worth five points each. Okay.

A great chance to steal if somebody's behind. Lewis Johnson will be keeping score. And it's buzz in no chance to steal? No chance to steal. Why do we have black Lou doing this? We don't believe a woman can keep score? No, absolutely. Fair. And- Why are you a contestant?

You're a contestant, that's correct. Both. You're a contestant simply because it really would be me versus Bobby if we thought that you could possibly keep a score. Right. That's correct. There it is.

All right. And I'm having a problem with the women right now, so I can't be a part of this. Also Bobby, if you notice, women turn on him. I mean, instantly. They just attack me and my son. But they're going to see how different it's going to be once he's set free, fucking all over the road. It's going to be a fucking nightmare for these broads.

Go ahead, Jacob. Pepp it up a little bit, would you? All right. Are we ready? Bobby, you're going to be like a hurricane of cum and cock, Jacob. Peppin' up a little bit, would ya? All right. Let's, are we ready? Bobby, you're gonna be like a hurricane of common cock, dude. Oh, I can't wait. I mean...

The head of my penis is just gonna be shiny. Yeah, just... I'm gonna rub the... Polished. I'm gonna rub the dick print off the top of my helmet. Oh, absolutely. It's gonna be smooth. We're about the same age,

and I'm still like, horned up like crazy, so you must be also. Yeah, because you've fucked twice in your life. It's true. Bobby's gonna have so much pussy. Your pussy's gonna be smooth like a candied apple. More than twice. Okay, whatever, Jacob.

I mean, whatever. I bet, I thought I wouldn't say that. I know you're a judge and a host, so I'm gonna tell you something to you. I bet you've had sex this many At least this many times That's that's eight. Yeah, I don't know your finger your two buzzer fingers. No, they don't count eight times I've had so many women in my life that I've had men Jay

What I'm pointing up more. Oh, yeah nine No, shut up double digits? I would have heard about that. I'm in double digits. You've been with over nine girls in your life. Way more. Way more? Way more. Well, way is relative. So you fuck some of your relatives. You've had sex with some of your relatives. To me it's way more. Are you counting some of the dolls in your mom's house? No. Okay. These are human women. Damn, those are extras?

Nice. All human women. All human women, okay. All right, let's not get into this. This is about the women. This isn't about Jacob history month. Pallet cleanse. Christine?

Thank you. Contestants, let's get right to it. Question one, round one, are you ready? Whoever buzzes first. Whoever buzzes first. Can we stop for a second? Jacob, I mean, I don't know what's happening to you ready? Whoever buzzes first. Whoever buzzes first. Can we stop for a second? Sure. Jacob, I mean, I don't know what's happening to you.

Maybe you need an audience. He's freaking out. But you're fucking freaking out and I don't know why. You don't have AIDS. You could. Jacob. You don't know for sure you don't have AIDS, but you probably don't have AIDS. Just because they want you to take PrEP is letting you know they think that you have

promiscuous gay sex. Right. So they're worried. And they want to make sure you don't get AIDS. You don't offer a prep when the damage is done, dude. Just from watching Justified again. Yes. Once again. They've come to this conclusion.

Absolutely. By yourself. Alone. Yes. They can tell. Also, you're doing sit-ups and push-ups while you're watching it. Yeah, and you're curling rubber bands by yourself. You're also using workout pants.

Is there a secret camera in my partner When you and then you climb a small ladder to get into your bed Just to let you know when you guess a question right you will receive a Hannah Piven a Special Hannah Pivens have been made for this contest. Featuring? With Hannah Gatsby. I am in my prime!

She is in her prime. She's in her prime. So the person with the most Hannah Pivins at the end wins a very special prize. I feel pretty good. That will reveal you win something. Is it a free breakfast burrito that we all got? No, it's not that. We can't tell you what it is, but it's amazing. It's good. It's good good. Okay. All right. I'm with you. Go ahead Jacob. All right. Contestants question number one. Who was the first chick to win a Nobel Prize recognized in

1903 for her work in physics? Marie Curie. That's correct! Christine Evans coming in hot! You just won yourself a Hannah Piven congratulations. She also punched the microphone with her buzzer. Wow she was very excited. Tell her to calm down. I was excited I knew the answer. Tell her to calm down. Question number two. Which of the following five things, which of the, which of the following five things did a woman invent? The ironing board? Did you take Bobby's reading class recently or something? Hey, I take offense to that, but you know what? I think you're right. He's really fumbling Question number question number two

This was the one I had trouble with for some reason. Okay, the rest are like a dream Yes Christ Where is it? Question number two Shit here question number two shit no listen here it is relax which of the following five things did a broad invent ironing board the cold shoulder washing machine finger banging the dishwasher big Big J. Cold shoulder. That's not correct. That is not correct.

Do you have to be a dingbat all the time? The answer was the dishwasher. Josephine Cochran. 1886 invented the dishwasher. Out of necessity because they have to do dishes. Yeah, they got hit. That's right. Question number three, they got hit. That's right Question number three moving right along what native American woman was the guide who assisted Lewis and Clark in their expedition? Pocahontas No, oh no fucking say it no I guess wrong

Christine what would you have said? Well, let me see. What would Christine have said? Well, let me see what would Christine have said? I don't know Squanto keep forgetting the fucking name It starts with an S. Oh, oh soccer. Yeah, soccer. Yeah, that's it. No, you didn't hit your button soccer, yeah We're a little late Sorry, that's a pass for both of you. There you go Question number four. Okay. Well, wait wait a second what she said it before anybody said it right yeah but there's no stealing right yeah I think this should

be stealing in this one but go ahead I want to give Christine that point I say give it to her all right well give it to you know why who ahead cuz you're not as smart as a man. No. Aww, thanks. Christine, you just got yourself another Hannah Pivy. Yeah, here you go, goofball. That's two now. I'm an iPod! In 2020, which Kardashian sister launched a prison reform campaign called Justice for Skims?

Kim. That's correct. Whoa! This girl is on fire! I did not see this starting out like this thing are there any questions about women who aren't covered in hair like Christine Christine has three hand of pivots funny you correct you say that that's right I'm looking at absolutely. And three pivots for Christine. How many does Jay have? Jay has zero, unfortunately. Good Lord.

22 questions, relax. Yes. All right, question five. Which Armenian woman, born in 1901, survived the Armenian genocide, wrote the memoir, Ravished Armenia, and starred in its 1919 film adaptation to raise awareness for the atrocities big joker's Christine's mom

that's in fact my time I bet Christine was just pretending not to know this one Christine Christine you have to know this share Representing your Armenian heritage no No it was Aurora Mardiganian idiot She did some stuff it's the greatest blue carpet maker All right moving on oh that really shitty name? What the hell was her name? Didoui. Didoui? Didoui tectecian. You shouldn't have two D's in Armenian. Didoui diddly-doo. Jay, Christine, in the film Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill kidnaps Katherine Martin because she is a size blank shit big Jay Okerson 16 that's incorrect incorrect who puts me turkey pot pie now you know sizes Christine Christine? 10? Oh! You're both wrong. 20?

12. Are you about a size 14? Yeah. Was it 14? Close. Why is that women's history? It's like movie trivia. It's women in history.

It's a woman. It was a big fat woman in history that got thrown into a thing for a fat so-skin. Pop cultural. Pop cultural fat woman. Was she a great big fat person. In early 2025 which Kardashian sister reunited with her ex-husband Lamar Odom on the Hulu show the Kardashians? Christine hold your thing up. He's holding up. He's blanking on her name. Hang on give me two seconds. Jesus Christ. Chloe. That's correct. Jesus Christ. Chloe.

That's correct. No! No! Big Jay Okerson on the board with a Kardashian question. Oh, Christine hates that I took the Kardashian ones. I didn't have my buzzer fast enough. Black, because I'll just give you a little tip, a little man tip, he's holding his buzzer

up to the microphone so he just pushes it. You're holding yours down, so you have to bring yours up. That's a second. Your whole thing is just uncomfortable and unsettled I'm ready to play you are I'm about to bury this bitch Lewis Johnson what's the score the score is three Christine J one oh it's close it's close all right what was the nickname given to the American the American woman who broadcasts Japanese? propaganda over the radio during World War two

ding-dong They're all named ding-dong Say it again. I wrote this That's good again extremely famous. Of course. Yeah fucking history channel No, I mean if you only had sex twice in your life one of those times you got AIDS sorry she's wrong about that response what was the nickname given to the American woman who

broadcast Japanese propaganda over the radio during World War II. I bet you do know this. Oh, you know it. Oh, I have to buzz, right? Big Joke. No. Honey Chung. It's very famous. Christine, I'll let you steal. Thanks.

And Butterfly. It was Tokyo Rose. Stop wasting my time. Did you not know that one? No. I know Tokyo C? No. Alright. I know Tokyo Cunt Punch. Tokyo Cunt Punch, I am aware of her.

Hahaha, well, wait a minute. Who's Tokyo Cunt Punch? She came in here once and stripped for someone's birthday. Yeah. I'd love a stripper. Maybe Lou? Might have been you, Lou. Might have been me.

Tokyo Cunt Punch. I'd like a stripper. Question number nine. Every 90 seconds, something happens to a woman somewhere in the world. What is it? Big Jay Okerson. Every 90 seconds. That should tell you something.

Please be rape. Is it rape? Is that your final answer? No. Yes. It's not rape. Oh. Christine Evans.

Killed by their significant other. No. A woman. It's every 11 minutes, Christine. Listen to my jokes. Every 90 seconds, a woman dies during pregnancy. Oh. Bummer.

Is it, though? Yeah. In 2023, this pop icon known as the Queen of Pop, Christine is disturbed at the question. In 2023, this pop icon known as the Queen of Pop launched her celebration tour, marking 40 years in music. Christine Evans. Madonna.

That's correct. You didn't even try to buzz that one, Jay. Well, when she buzzes, there's no point in buzzing on top of it. Right. She buzzed already. Black Lou. I know, but she didn't look like you were going to. I was thinking Queen of Soul. I was trying to think of who the Queen of Pop was. I also never called Madonna the Queen of Pop. I haven't either, but I know her tour is a celebration tour. Celebration tour. That was the giveaway. There you go. That makes sense. But the Queen of Pop is something completely fictitious. Black Lou? 4 to 1, we are 4 to 1, Christine. You go girl. Thank you. Let me ask you both something. In what year did America perform the most

abortions? 1970, 1990, or 2013? Christine Evans. 1970. That's wrong. That's incorrect. It was 1990. Dude, the 90s were fucking killing babies. We were fucking murdering shit in 90s, dude. 1,429,247 abortions or, as Republicans would say murders nice a lot less athletes yes moving on who was the first woman to fly

solo kids step on the judge a great joke I gave it a... I'm not upset about this. Who was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic achieving this feat in 1932? Amelia Earhart. That's correct. Bingo! Jade got himself a Hannah Piven. So funny to hand a Hannah Piven to Jade's pink nail polish hand. I am in my prime! I am in my prime. to Jay's pink nail polish hand. I am in my prime. I am in my prime. I wonder if you're gonna be surprised

with this next answer. Who talks more every day, men or women? Christine Evans. Men. She's wrong. Women, yeah, more than men. You said surprised with your answer, sorry, she fucking led right into it

because you did that. Don't lead the question. I think that was on purpose. Yeah, so you're trying to trick me. I think that was on purpose. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, but that was actually kind of fucked up, Jacob. I don't think it was fucked up at all.

I think it was fantastic. Your girl brain couldn't decipher reverse psychology. There it is. Well, women talk on average 13,000 words a day. Yuck. You know what it is? It's I'm around these guys who never stop talking. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So it's actually fucking different in my life. thirteen thousand words a day uh...

my life and more and i was on a well-known broadcast comedy all the time i got twelve hundred hundred words a day or this just give it a rest the fucking hand of the fact that it was a lot of fun just say yes or no answers. Oh my God. Christ almighty. You see how they never shut up?

Just take a breath. Son of a bitch. Fucking let someone else go for once. Hit a nerve there. Hit a nerve. All right. Who played Rachel Green on NBC's Friends? Jennifer.

Jennifer. Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jay, I heard Jay Bowson. Wait a minute, we got it we got a we got a guys guys you're whispering into a microphone I know it's the big we have headphones that's the big dumb dumb I think we scrapped the question just like the question because she already said the answer I know't think we can give it to Christine. I think we scrapped the question. Yeah, just check the question.

Because she already said the answer. I know the answer. Whoever you give it to is just getting a pivot. I say Christine. I will scrap it. Or maybe give it to me because Jacob fucked me up on the last one. He didn't, though.

I'll give her that one. I think that we give it to her because she fucked her on the last one. I think she's sure. OK, what do you think, judges? Make her feel good. OK, let's do that. Alright, we've...

Christine, you've got yourself a, uh, Hannah Piven. Yeah. You did know that. That'd be condescending. Congratulations. Wait a second. One second. I say we take it back, cause she's been a little twaddy about it. Take it back. I don't even fucking care about these Pivens.

I think, I think we should say if Jay hits her, then we give him five Pivens, right? What do you think? I think we should say if Jay hits her, then we give him five pivots. What do you think? I'm for that. She's really taking it out on me. It's your tone. I'm just reading the questions, Christine. But you're reading them not great. Go ahead. I am reading them well. Wait, go ahead. I am reading them all.

Which chick comic is listed as having the highest net worth? Christine Evans. Whitney Cummings. That's not right. Who puts me turkey pot pie? Jay, what would you have said? Shonda Pierce? No, that's incorrect too.

Amy Schumer. The answer was Ellen. Oh, Ellen. With 500 million dollars. Oh, I forgot about Ellen, of course it's Ellen. Oh my God. She left the country. But is she really a she?

No. She's a she, don't take this away from us. She might be a they. Don't take Ellen away from us. There might be a they them at this point. That could be a this that. Yeah, okay. Funflam.

Moving on, who is the top girl on the Billboard Top 40 today? Today? Mm-hmm. Christine Evans. Lady Gaga, Abracadabra? It is Lady Gaga. I'm gonna give it to you as Die with a Smile with Bruno Mars. Why? She got, I asked the artist. Artist, good one. Lady Gaga, wow that was good. I backed you up there, girl. She guessed, yeah. You're just a fucking cuck.

You really get scared. She got it. Stop being scared, she's not gonna hurt you. You have to be a solid judge. I think I'm doing well. You said I think. These rules are all over the place. They're not. Christine's got two questionable panic pivots in her. I think I'm doing well. I know you said I think They're not he's got two questionable

Panic pivots in her we did take one. We did take one away from it because of her attitude. Yeah Yeah, how many hey black Lou, what's the score? I? Have a total of five for Christine and two for Jay. That's what I have. Jay, there's still time and there's the bonus round as well. Yeah. You don't look, you look confident. I'm totally confident I can answer a lot of these questions. This game is lopsided towards Christine and it's fine. You guys are conspiring on her behalf.

I'm not. Because it's Women's History Month and you realize that we all treat her like the piece of shit she is and this is the one day you're trying to make up for it. Wasn't my intention but I'm just reading uh well why don't we move on. I don't even know what to do there. Jacob, Jacob, a non-response is sometimes more powerful. All right. Which English author, born in 1797, wrote Frankenstein, published in 1818? Mary Shelley. That's correct. Hey!

This girl is on fire! Ah! All right. Where's my Hannah Gatsby? Where's my Hannah Gatsby? I am in my prime! Thank you. Stop wasting my time! We're coming to the end of the first round.

A woman's puss averages 4.5 on the pH scale. What fruit has a similar pH level? Big Jay Okerson. Peach. That's incorrect. Christine Evans. Mango? Big Jay Okerson. Peach. That's incorrect. Christine Evans. Mango?

The answer was the tomato. Banana peel. The tomato is closest to a woman's push. I was thinking of funnier ones though. A rhubarb? Can I make an adjustment? Sure. I think you should be able to steal on this game.

Well now. Haven't we been stealing? No. I think you should be able to steal on this game. Well now. Haven't we been stealing? No. I gave her a couple. I think anybody should steal. I was, I did give Jay one but they got it wrong. But I'm happy with stealing if you're all okay with it. I'm happy with it with this game.

A mid-game flip. I think a mid-game flip. That's when you own the show, when you own the show. I think we do that. It's not do that it adds there's only two it adds a little tense to the person who doesn't answer only two questions left you only have two questions left to steal though right how many times did the US women's national team win the FIFA World Cup is Is this soccer? Yes.

Big Jay Okerson. Three times. That's not correct. You can steal Christine. Five times. You guys split it. It's four times. Yeah! These questions are for Homosexual History Month. Yeah, this is for a lone guy with AIDS. When's AIDS history month? I'm not going to put you through a game, Jake. I'm just going to make you a quilt.

That one was special to me. It's fine. We actually have two more questions. In 1920, which American suffragettes efforts were instrumental in the passage of the 19th amendment? granting women the right to vote You repeat the question In 2020 which American suffragettes efforts were instrumental in the passage of the 19th amendment? Granting women the right to vote

Should know this and I even asked about it and I meant to look it up but I don't know it. 2020? 1920. 1920. I thought you said 2020 last time. Big Jay Okerson. Susan B. Anthony. That's correct!

Whoa! There you go, boy! I see where you actually said Susan B. Anthony yesterday the day before. Well, now that he said it I'm like, of course. Don't talk over his Hannah. Can you have another Hannah, please? this I'm in my prime and it's five Christine for Jay

Came back like it. I like a close one. I can not care. I know we know you like a close one That's why you have sex with guys with no condom. That's right You like to feel a disease is passing from his butthole to your wiener Yeah, you know you like to take your prep as soon as you're done Yeah, I know all about prep if you take it you're good to go. I'll be not after Yeah, you have to take it soon. Yeah, that was the joke. That's the problem. You never know when you're going to butt fuck. It just kind of happens. You can't snort it when you're done.

But your Hulu is begging you to try to keep in mind. Just because you put prep inside of a chicken pot pie doesn't mean it's going to work, you sissy. Jay, Christine, closing out the first round, according to the legendary rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot, what are the perfect proportions for a bitch? Big Jay Okerson. 36, 24, 36. Woo! That's correct!

Only if she's 5'3". Right there. Only if she's 5'3 Yes All right, my problem now see at the beginning you thought these were all catered towards Christine being a woman this is this is fair Well, no just this turns out there's my assumption was true that I'm more of a woman than Christine will ever be you look you actually wear more women's clothes that is correct and accoutrements I pay more

attention to my lady parts what's the score of black Lou score we are tied Jay has come back and we are now five Five Jesus Jesus on I'm it's about keeping a steady heartbeat not panicking We're never jumping around you see when she's smacking the microphones and she's all over the place She's holding the the thing down low too. I don't I don't like her technique. It's just it's just it's almost defeatist defeatist Wait, so we missed 12 questions. No, we're going to the second round. Jesus H Christ. Can you? Two bonus questions now. These are the five point ones? Yes. These are five points.

I'm going to have to make it. Good Lord, we tied. Yeah. I'm going to make the second one ten. Nice. Question number one. You're so happy with that decision, Jay. I'm gonna make a ten. I'm gonna make a command decision. It was that, you went, I'm gonna make the second one ten. And you went, ten.

Jay, Christine, come up with an acronym for the word WOMEN in 30 seconds. Before you begin, WOMEN. Our panel of prestigious male judges are all experts in their fields and are considered by most to be pinnacles of masculinity. DJ Lew Witzke is the premiered DJ in the world. He has been to Fire Island twice and displays a hair-trigger temper if you make fun of the band Pearl Jam. Lewis Johnson is a devoted father and husband. He once went to a five-hour Harry Potter play and,

although a die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan, he once fawned all over New York Giants quarterback Daniel Jones at an after-party. Robert Kelly is a world-renowned comedian, influencer, and tech guru. Passes gas like a billy goat and Bobby's addictive personality has led him most recently to consume large tins of zins which he later replaced with Halloween sized bags of lollipops. Jacob Batat lives in Queens by himself all alone with no one all right I'm gonna put 30 seconds on the board are you ready we're up with a an acronym for woman women but we each we're gonna judge yeah we're gonna judge the best one where are we writing it down? Yes. Okay, we have no pens. We had it

But didn't give it to you just right on the back of one of your Hannah Pivens, please Okay, when are we starting a clock wasting my time right now the clock five four three two one begin When I do it I'm just a miserable lesbian ruining all the fun on the banter when men do it heroes of free speech I'm gonna say pens down please pens down. Okay I wish mine would have been a little more of a sentence but I just try to go with words that that. Can we go with Christine? Ladies first.

Ladies first. Women's history monster. Christine we're gonna give you the honor. She's them. She's them. I literally was picking where I I'm embarrassed by this. months Christine we're gonna give you the she's them she's them they I was picking where I am embarrassed by this okay warriors only making everything nice warriors only making things everything everything nice okay

warriors warriors now big J.O. Chris I I just did some word association no it's not really a sentence as it's supposed to be It's just words that made me think of women and I would throw a play off that and change But I never got the time. I got out women whores only means eating nagging It's passionate whores only means You're making it a sentence. Ah, gotcha. Whores. And then I was gonna say only something but we never got there so only stands on its own. Mean. Because they're mean. Mean. Yes they're mean people. Eating. Because they eat. Nagging. Yeah. They nag.

Women. Christine, let me hear yours one more time so before the judges. I was gonna write women only making everything nice. This is Christine's is humiliating. It's humiliating. Should we, uh, no, let her read hers again. I'll give you mine one more time. Whores only mean eating nagging. Why did we both pick only because we're trying to get to, we're trying to get a sentence. Christine, what was yours? Less than one more time. Warriors only making everything nice. Everyone nice. I don't even know what it is. You can't change what you wrote.

Christine's makes me wanna throw up. I mean it's just disgusting. I mean she was really trying to make a statement. How do you guys feel? They're having a little meeting, Christine. I bet they're cheating for you over there. I think I was trying to make a statement instead of just trying not to leave it women.

I mean, both women. You're listening to too leave it women. I mean, women do neck. I mean, women do neck. I mean, women do neck. Women do neck. Women do neck. Women do neck. Women do neck. And they eat.

And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. And they eat.

And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. And they eat. We're back. We're back. Yes. I want to say it was tight. Thank you. The one word I guess somebody could have won but you both used only which that was a weak one but for the passion we're giving it to Big J Okerson. We just felt the word warrior was an overreach.

Yeah. I'm not an all-powerful Amazon warrior? Five Amazon? You're not even tall. It's worth five. Five, right here. OK. Five pivots.

Congratulations, J. This is only one pivot, Bob. You have five pivots. It's a five pivot. I am in my prime! You'd slice me off. Four. Thank you. Now, Kirsteen, the game's not over. Is this next question? It's a five-point You'd slice me off for thank you now Christine the game's not over is this next question. That's not

Five hands, please Nice I am in my prime! I am in my prime! I am in my prime! Stop wasting my time! I just realized that Hannah Gatsby looks a lot like Christine's old gay friend Mitch. Yeah! Kinda. That's such a funny sentence. Mitch. Is that the one that, my favorite story, the one that gave rabbis naked massages?

No. Why not? Is that the one that my favorite story the one that gave rabbis naked massages Why not? Mitch runs a lesbian bar downtown our final question to take it all If you could come up with your own female superhero, what would her name and superpower be? What would her name and superpower be? I like these fucking creative on the spot questions. I thought there's gonna be multiple choices. Think it over because- True or false?

You're a woman. Yeah. What's her question? If you could come up with your own female superhero, what would the name and superpower be? Christine, Christine, you have this. Think of it. If you could come up with a superhero woman, what would her name be,

and what would her superpower be? Think of yourself. What would you have? What would you join in? All the good superhero names are already taken. Well, use your- Make a new one. Use your- Use your woman creativity. Yes. This is for all the women in the world right now, Christine. And I just want to say this question was personal to me, Bobby. Even as a young boy, I remember the respect I learned from women watching Linda Carter as Wonder Woman on television. I mean, without hair one on my nutsack, I remember getting a young boner

at the thought of turning the crime just so I could be lassoed by that giant titted swimsuit wearing hottie. Still today I dream of living on that dyke island with her and the rest of her cock hating sisters, slowly winning them over to my penis and convincing them that it's actually considered quite huge in the real world. Christine, you like Wonder Woman. What would it be like for you? I'm like a Catwoman person. Well what would it be like for you to live on Themyscira? No cock ever again but a lifetime of scissoring. I was literally writing and didn't hear the question. I'm just well we didn't get to the question yet I'm just asking personally.

He was making a monologue. Yeah you killed it but you killed it it's fine. It's okay Jacob. She looks lost. No she's she's she's in creative mode right now Did you guys finish? Did you make your superhero? Okay, go ahead ladies first Christine My superhero is the enchantress

I'm sorry. Is that taken? No, no I'm sorry Hang on a second. What's her superpower? The superpower is invisibility slash vapor-like ability to go through walls of any material. All right. Big Jay Okerson. Hang on a second. Hang on a second.

What was her name again? The Enchantress. He can't fit that on the shirt. He can. It's a big E. It's a character from a Marvel movie or something I saw. Okay. Enchantress. It's my favorite one that I've seen.

She's really cool looking. I completely stole it, but that's what I want. Oh my God. I just want to be her. Oh, it's because that lesbian woman that plays her. I didn't know she was gay. That makes it even better. I think she's bi.

Okay. Even better. I mean, it's changed it off the out of the gate Alright, JJ. O'Croson the name of your superhero on her power. Well, I'm not gonna give the name clear It's a woman. I've drawn her She has she's strong. She's got great tits a phenomenal body hair eyes She has all the superhero power. She even has the S on her chest, Superman style.

She shoots, she's shooting beams out of her eyes that are setting things on fire. She could fly, she could do all the doodads, but you'll notice one thing she's missing, gang. What is she missing there? Her mouth. She doesn't have a mouth. She has no mouth.

Because introducing the silence. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha O'Kerson congratulations you've won the Bonfire of Women's History Woooo! Black History, Women's History, what thing don't I know about? Buddy, what a job and you were nervous at the beginning The Silence And now you came up with a great brand new cartoon, The Silence A Mouthless Woman with all the powers of Superman You just can't hear a yap. But you, this isn't it, you didn't just win those...Hanas.

Okay. You won a prize. What? Jacob, what did the winner win? Jay, you were asking Lou to play a lot of Hannah Gatsby drops. Mm-hmm. So I think it's only fitting to present you with a signed Hannah Gatsby gender agenda Netflix special poster signed by Hannah Gatsby herself. The lady

herself? It's a real poster. There it is Jay, what does it say? These are real posters from her special. Oh that's vinyl. That's vinyl, That's a real poster. And what is it? She signed it to you, Jay. What does it say? It says, fuck all white cis males. Love Hannah. And then it has her pronouns listed as him slash what? That's right.

Oh, guys, this is going to go great in my new study. Congratulations, Jake. Congratulations, Jake. I'll put this next to all my other women's awards, next to Christine's empty mantle of no women awards. I want to say thank you to our contestants for participating in today's game. I want to thank women all over the world who make this planet a better place to live in yes We want to thank trans women who are even better than regular women with their giant cocks superior strength athletic abilities and big brains Keep bringing those trophies back to our side fellas. Can I just say something? If I didn't have Christine in my life, I want you to know this I'd be getting so much pussy It would be crazy. Oh and also I would I would not know how to pay bills

Can I say I don't even know that I wouldn't even know that if right now wasn't for Christina Real champion. Can I say something? If you didn't have Christine in life, pussy we'd be getting home at your new house. Oh Particularly the house to pay half the main although it would still be underwater with boxes right now So the thing is good. We need a Christine for the short term and then we heave her out Let's send her and dawn to go listen. Let's just dog park them Let's put them in a room alone for a couple days and see if they start munching each other's boxes And then we can just never call again. That's a good idea.

That's a good idea. See if they go native. Yeah. I'll have Don cook a couple of dishes. Christine will produce a couple of things. They'll get a business together, be successful. Hopefully it takes off. Production cooking.

Don's not gay. Huh? Don's not gay. How do you know? You talk to one. Because she eats pussy terribly. You don't know my wife. Yeah, because she couldn't make Christine come for like 30 minutes. I'm not gay. Huh? I'm not gay. How do you know? You talk to him. Because she eats pussy terribly.

You don't know my wife. Yeah, because she couldn't make Christine come for like 30 minutes. Bobby, Kelly and me. Wait, Jacob's not finished with his thing. Oh. I don't want to go back to it. Go back to it. No, no, no, no.

Finish it. Finish it, Jake. Finish it. No, no, no, no. Look in the camera and finish it. I don't want to. Do it. We're done. No. Congratulations, it's all right. He he

it lost. There's no momentum. There's a momentum. Finish it. What you have a thing? Just finish it. No, no, I just wanted to wrap up. Let's thank the man up in the sky. Let's be honest, he is a man forgiving us women's history month and allowing us men to reflect on all these famous broads and their little contributions to history that got us to where we are today. Thank you to all our listeners. God bless. God has no gender. God's a man. God's a man. He's everyone's dude. Isn't it any wonder you lost this game, Christine? God made one woman out of a rib from a man and she ate an apple and fucked everybody

for life. Yeah, everyone's stupid. Everyone's stupid now. And I proved that. Like fucking Christians. And I proved that. By a man winning the woman contest. That's right. There, everything is stupid. Every stupid now. And I prove that. And I prove that by a man winning the woman contest. Right. There's no male guy. Once again, we should drown you witches again. Yeah, it's time. Christine, I'd like to say as the champion of this game, there's a great reckoning coming in. Coming in. Me and Big Jay this weekend

are going to be in Sienica Niagara Falls Resort Right this weekend Friday Saturday. Friday Saturday. It's gonna be a great show features Friday. I middle Saturday That's right. And then after that he's gonna be in Zanies Nashville. I'll be out there too He's gonna be out there doing story wars and where you're doing the ninth April 9th. You're doing a headline Zanies April 9th 7 o'clock I'm doing a show there. It's gonna be fun. And then we'll do Storing Wars after that. So fill that up. Get your tickets now so they don't bust my balls. And then, of course, I'm gonna be...

Just go to punchup.live slash Big Jay Ogerson. Make sure you sign up for that so that we'll know where you guys are and we can send you out ticket links and all kinds of stuff. And go watch his special on YouTube, YouTube.com slash at Big Jay Okerson. His special Them is up right now. They is coming out in how many weeks?

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And to all the beautiful women up there, we joke. But you know what? We wouldn't be the funny men without you behind us. It's true. Pussies that you do it all for. We do it all for. And you know there'll be some day where we just drooling in a chair and you get to spend the last few days of your life spending all our money.

All of our goddamn money. All of our money. Until the day we die. We love you women. God bless you. And come see us this weekend. It's... Yeah.

Sienna Casino. Thanks bitches. Come out with all you buffalo chicks. We'll see you out there. I noticed Bobby's dick was a little dry. Let's fix that buffalo hose. We love you guys. We'll catch you guys Monday. Monday. Back live. Until then. Crackle crackle. Talking about the leader, baby. Oh, oh, oh.

Bonfire Epilogue, Jacob's Post-Mortem. What's up, everybody? Listen, um, look, we do the best here. We try, 100% all the time. All the time. We try to give you the best show we can possibly give you. And sometimes, you know, it's not just us turning the mics on and talking about stuff and describing porn videos. Sometimes we have these amazing little live shows that we do that you guys don't know that we put a lot of work into. And sometimes we do game shows right on air and

One of our stars is a guy, you know and love Jake And I guess Jake yesterday. I don't know took a day off and Jacob filled in for him Because you know, I wish I could do it today. You can't go back. I got so much energy today good news I don't I think Jake would have come out guns blazing today. Yeah. I just want to apologize to listeners. I really hope you didn't listen to this last hour. So you technically I'm hoping you're not hearing this right now. Well, I'm pretty sure they're hearing it and I think you should go listen to it again. No, and you can find where it went wrong, because I feel like you came in ready to go,

but then you looked over Christine's judgmental face that doesn't blink. No excuses. And then you looked, and then you made a mistake with Jay. Well, you made a mistake and he jumped on you because he loves little, little bullied chubby Jay comes out. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not taking shit from anybody. I'm going on people now and he he got under your skin and then I was a little demanding and I think that we sucked. I think we let the air out of Jake just enough to where I appreciate you saying all this but you know what Bobby, but I'm a professional you are You know, yeah, I'm a professional. You are. You know, when I hit the boards it's time to act. Yeah. When you don't act, you let the audience down and that's what I did and it's all on me. But I give you my word, that's a one and done.

Never again was that happening. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. In it, were you feeling it? I didn't feel good. Yeah, I felt shitty. I was like, oh I'm bombing a question? Yeah. In it, were you feeling it? I didn't feel good. Yeah, I felt shitty. I was like, oh, I'm bombing right now. Right.

And then I couldn't get it back. Can I ask you, when did you decide to abandon the asshole game show character that you've done so brilliantly in the past? Was that Monday? I didn't make a decision. I just started not doing it. I think it was Monday. You never did it.

You never came in as I kind of... We write these things for Jake. It's not yours, Jacob. You never did it. You never came in as I kind of... You... We write these things for Jake. It's not yours, Jacob. It's not yours. I know. I conceived of it. I know, but it's not enough. It's not enough.

I was well aware. It's not enough. I mean, I took time away from my family. You heard my son almost crying. He begged you four or five times at our last writing meeting, can you please... Hang up. Hang up and be a father to me? And be a father and I did it. And I did it.

You had the- You abandoned them for us. You had, I mean, it's insulting that you, all that, and you let you showed up. I showed up. I mean- And I'm bummed because, like I said, now the world. The audience is bummed. The campers are bummed because you're bummed the world These they are

The campers I feel like if you want to think of it as a very special bonfire a very special bonfire This is the one where I You found out I was molested you were human. Yeah, we found out that you were human and you know what you need I'll tell you what it is, too You need an audience. You need to walk out in front of those campers. When you're in front of them and they give you that woo! They give it. That's what Jake needs to light his engine.

I felt Jay. Yeah, you got Jay. There's a time on my audience. You got Jay just staring at you with those beautiful eyes of judgment. And then Christine's non-blinking witch eyes. And then my shitty energy energy my aggressive alpha energy No, I gotta take that which

And her angry boyfriend well, I mean listen bro, I think you said evil which can I say something to brother you showed up Without your gear. I did. It's like Mickey Mantle not using his bat. I really got to... It's like Eddie Vedder not showing up with sneakers from the team of that town so he can go, Boston, love you being here at the Garden. If it means anything to the listeners, nobody can torture themself better than I can. I gave him, but, you're gonna see some growth

when I tell you this, Bobby. I normally would fester over this for two weeks minimum. You didn't kill any hookers last night. No, and I've let it go. 24 hours of torture, and then I said, you know what? It's a new day. I don't want you to do that. I want you to hold onto it.

I want you to have it and keep it in your gut and feel it for the next week. Over the weekend, let it go on Monday, because next time we do this, the work that we put in, I need you to be 100%. You're gonna get rockstar, Jake. Listen, you're right. You know what, even Superman, you know what,

remember he went into that chamber of whatever and came out and he got his ass kicked in the diner? Well, that's because he was a pussy for, he gave up his powers for a skank. That's right, and much like you did yesterday. Was pathetic. You gave your powers up. For nothing.

From, no, some. I didn't even get skank pussy off of it. Some chick was staring you down and you pushed out. Witch. And speaking of skanks, here is Jacob's introduction of the last gang fest. And listen to how much the crowd loves you, Jacob. This is what you got to get back to. You know, I'm in love.

Make some noise for Jacob. It's hot. You miss it. We're next time we do that, we got to intro them and we got to play the people flipping out. We will not let the public down ever again. I'm guaranteeing you right now, I'm guaranteeing that bomb never happens again. You know what?

It is an anomaly. It's a thing that happens and never happens again. Yeah. Never happens again. And, you know, it was still, they had some moments. They had some good moments. Yeah, horrible ones. Well, no, you had some good moments. Yeah, horrible ones. Well, no, you had some good moments. We had Jay made it funny.

You dragged the whole team down. You just dragged yourself a little. I mean, yeah, we weren't duds. I liked your intro. I mean, Lou killed it. He had a lot of funny things he was doing. He was killing it on the board. I would say that was the only thing that saved him.

Black Lou did great. I mean, we all did great. Yeah. Well, he, Black Lou did great because he, I could feel the joy he felt sitting beside me. Just watching you fail. Watching this train wreck happen unfold in front of him. You know he has a closet full of jackets and outfits.

He'll step in your little Jake shoes in five seconds. Ha ha ha. Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob.