The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - WOW Wrestling, Bad Bumbles & Leaving Neverland (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan & Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: February 25, 2019

Eleanor Kerrigan joins the show and talks about the Philly Mob and WOW Wrestling. After watching the trailer for “Leaving Neverland” Jay and Dan say who could have gotten to them. Joe DeRosa joins Dan and Jay on board the Impractical Jokers cruise for a discussion of Teen Wolf.

You're listening to Comedy Central Hey everyone, it's Christine. Last week, Jane Dan were on the impractical Joker's cruise and hung out with comedian Eleanor Carrigan. She joined us on the Bond Fire Monday and talked about her journey growing up around the South Philly mob all the way to her stint on TV as a wow wrestler named Easy Rider. Joining us, Eleanor Carrigan! An old boyfriend of mine, he was a teenager. We were about 15, 16 years old, and he was like 30 grand.

And he went into bookies. Whoa. Not your brothers. No. No, but like real. Where did you grow up? South Philly. Oh wow, so this is a Philly,

the Philly River. Oh yeah. All Phillyverse everybody. Yeah, and I'm just Denver over here going, how worthy everybody. Hi, how are you everybody? Got some legal weed and some fine brewing. Yeah, it I'm just Denver over here going, how worthy everybody. Hi, how are you everybody? Got some legal weed and some fine brewing. Yeah, it was crazy.

He had to pull, he had to get a dad who he didn't talk to for a long time to get him out of it. He had to get the actual money from or having like, he was a guy who can talk to a guy. His dad was a loan shark, so his dad had a little bit of connection as well, but they were a strange. So he was like begging like, because they were gonna kill him.

Southvilley really was chock full of like, because I had plenty of family, Michael Tommy lived in Southvilley, and Michael Vinny, Uncle Johnny, they all lived out there. Yeah, they really, they all lived out there, but it is funny, like everyone sort of like involved in still like white people criminal. Yeah, white

crime. Michael, Michael Richie's like his wife was like a mob lawyer or something. Yeah, everyone's like something like involved is like like directly surrounding it, you know, you guys are still taking VCRs off the back of trucks. Uh, so you're, did you, did your brothers ever get in trouble with like people that were Terrifying what do you bump into that you they were the terrifying? Well, I'm saying your brothers. Yeah, the Irish are the legbreakers Yeah, the Italians are the one the higher the Irish I got it But my question is like do your do your brothers ever bump into like real criminal elements?

I mean, yeah, they're it's all around if it's just whatever. There is dangerous as they're all crazy It's hard for me to talk about Like in my head. I'm like wait, what can I say? Yeah, funny? Oh, no, I was listening to a series. What the fuck are you talking about out there? Yeah, what are you crazy? We're still connected, dude Like how fucking guys will come down here murmuring. There's no more photo for your Bob. I think it's just it's it's It's different. I'm gonna tell you that. It's different now.

It's not what it used to be. My best friend, his family, they're just getting out. Yeah. Those older guys, that way of doing it is really bad. So right now, it's kinda like the sopranos over there. When the older guys got out and you're like, we don't do it like there's no more. Now I gotta ask permission of rough somebody.

Because there was no sync. There was the ideas of like joey merlene on those guys the coffee shop you know like that's the point where everyone just kind of sat and like uh... like would drink coffee it was a friend he has read hand out his turkeys everything is giving the good but they were just they were so psyched to be mafia that they couldn't just be quiet about it

yeah they were doing merlene the head of the my who the to be mafia that they couldn't just be quiet about it. I'm doing more little. The head of the mafia. Who am I? I can't get a table at this fucking place. So funny New York guys are like, yeah, exactly true. Why they came from New York to be like, and we got to quiet people now.

Seriously, New York shows up. It's so bad. You're not showing up. You're not showing up. It's like, shut up. There was one kid that we just pretend he was part of it. And he killed him anyway. They killed him anyway, just to prove a point.

Like, it was brutal. Dude, he would get like, he would get black-listed at every casino in Atlantic City, because it'd come in and be like, what do you mean I can't get a lot of credit? I'm in a mafia! That's so funny. That's so funny. New York's going like this to go.

What the fuck? You're one of the heads in a mafia? THE HAND OF THE MOUGHFIA! That's so funny. That's so funny New York's going like this to go You're wearing the heads of mafia The head of the mafia Not only that I got the number of all the other heads Joey Merlino will have your family murdered I think you know to be in this place to be in this room right now You keep saying a name. I'm like my mom still lives in that neighborhood How did they kill that kid this kid? The way they always do it to in the back in the head just like a person in his car

Really yeah, it was awful the way you dream ago and Jacob You always said you said peacefully Jacob was doing the back of your head for being a snitch bitch But money in his mouth. Yeah money in his man really had to learn it. Oh man That's got to be a low ranking guy. He go. I am my own money duty And you go yeah, shit. I'm gonna stick them I shoot him. I go you got to put the money in his mouth I did the money in the last guy and also I had a prize teeth open. He died with clinch job Yeah, man because he's locked up. He goes yet you got to grow him like a dog that just ate your ring

He just got a job look he nipped me he goes right there He got me got me right there Can I put his money up his nose? How much funnier is that? Knows his funnier like he smelled money. They'd be great if they've made it comedy It's so much funnier if it came out of his nose. It's hilarious. Let's take a picture. Yeah Yeah, we're gonna soften our image makes it look better People look like they like us more. I know, of course, what money in the mouth means

but for anyone else. Can you explain why they put money in the mouth? Because they were talking too much. So they shoved money in the mouth? Probably shouldn't say it that easily, but yeah. Yeah, right. Cause they were a fucking loud mouth. Cause he ran his mouth, Jacob.

We don't rap fast enough. What was the culture shock for you going from Philly to LA? You didn't do it in New York run it all. No, I, well, I little bit. I would come up here and I would do like student films. I had a friend that was going to NYU. So I would do student films with him and then just take the bus back. But I would look him for places. It was so expensive here. So expensive. And then LA, I got a place. I think think was 850 to bedroom What was I like? Oh fuck it with a ground, you know underground parking. I was crazy amazing by yourself No with my roommate crates. We lived together for like 12 years. Yeah, yeah I moved out there with my boyfriend from Philly. Okay, you immediately got rid of him really

Did you go packing back to Philly? He had to go back to Philly? Really? How was the one that owed all the money? How quick really? He had to go back to Philly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit. Really? How was the one that owed all the money? Really? How quick did you get to LA and you're like, you got to get it? Probably like the third second we were there. No, it felt like five days. I was like, I'm done with this.

I think that. We were in a place where we paid three months. He's like, thanks for getting all the fucking couches up to step you dick hole Finally, I placed call him yeah, what do you mean you want me to leave? I just carried his love to stairs Wow, did you love it when you went out there right away or not? No, I mean I the weather is great Yeah, but I just I was so into the acting like that was my thing I was doing plays and then I realized nobody goes to plays in LA I tried everything I became a wrestler after a while

Really, when did you wrestle? Wow women of wrestling. Yeah, I still do the commentary for them. I on We're on access TV every Friday night. Yeah, you wrestled. Yeah, I was a wrestler. You're a Really? You are what was your name? Easy rider in case my mother wasn't proud enough So great. What was your character? Easy writer, in case my mother wasn't proud enough. He's so great. What was your character? Oh god, I think that picture, Andrew. We were Biker chicks. We were Harley's Angels. So there was three of us.

And obviously the big one, her name was Thug. She was like the tough, and I would just talk shit. Yeah, you were the, yeah. I would get the big ones. You were the Xavier Woods of, because it was at the forum in Engle Woods, we'd get the crowd riled up, they will go crazy. And then I tag out make the big tug would come.

Clear the ring. Yeah, you fucking horse are going to get knocked out. We're talking about three women that one of them has hepatitis. We don't know which one any one of us. It's our group. So the moa chick one. Uh, she liked it. The mullet chick one.

She liked it. My mom used to call me and be like, I've seen you fighting the street better than that. Did you get into wrestling and then were you like, I like this or are you? No, no. What happened was I went to an audition and I thought, all right, it's acting. You know, it's a good audition when it's in a hotel lobby. Hell yeah, that's how you know it's a good comedy show too. No, the whole troops should be here. Even now she's coming in.

And. Hello, darling. That good, you all right? No, I'm getting this for all, not you. Yeah. Like, just, I was so confident. Oh no, honey, I went in for the Butch Dike role. I brought a baseball bat.

Yeah. It was a good heel. Did you bang any wrestlers? No, they tried the girls. Oh, wow. Yeah, I did not know. Yeah, listen, so literally the match Did you bang any wrestlers? No, they tried the girls. Oh, wow. Yeah, I did not know. Hey, listen, so I'll leave you the matches. I was just wondering if I just don't see each pussy.

Don't be afraid. You can really, you can play all your weight on me. It's fine. I can't. All of it. Is that cool? I like how they talk like that. Can I talk to you a little bit?

I don't sound as butch. Hey, Ms. Ryder. Easy. How are you? Easy. Hey, he's of course you can When I was a catcher for myself I got up and under I really eat some plus from behind I was hand washing my I was hand washing my sleepless flatels the other day I sleep was and um I was looking for a sustainable llama farm in Northern Maine. You know, is this wondering when you, when you, when you, when you, you got llama farms.

We're there. So dumb. I didn't realize that this was going to be a real job, you know. I'm like smoking while they're all working out. And even like call my mom to tell her, she got, she got mad because it was always a street fighter growing up like a tomboy. And then I'm like, mom, I'm gonna take this show. It's a wrestling show.

She's like, oh, I'm so happy for you. I'm like, really? I'm like, she's like, no, they have great women characters on that show, I'm like, they do? Because I'm thinking of the girls that were in the room with me. I'm thinking of them fat. She was so serious about it.

And I was like, Mom, I'm going to call you back when I get home because I was just like, maybe she's not hearing me. I'm on a cell phone. I'm 17 years ago, whatever. She goes, so I call her back when I got home. And she was like, my sister Karen answered that you guys met on the cruise. And she goes, uh, yo, you're going to be on West Wing. I go, what the fuck?

I go, Mom, you're kidding be on West Wing. I go, what the fuck? I go, mom, you're kidding. She told everybody. So she did hear you wrong. That's so funny. Because I wonder why is she so excited about my mom's face? There's good, strong women characters on that show. What, strong women characters? I'm thinking, did she see them already put somebody on a leg lock?

So funny. But she was so proud of being in the movie. I'm gonna be on wrestling shows your West Wing show It's because West Wing she does that's a lot of those are heavy monologues He's Still thinks it's West Wing and here's like crushing the girls just honey And you're like crushing the girls just honey, what's more in she Yes, aggressive policy

It was like classy and she gave birth to all these animals Hey campus is black Lou internet dating is a part of life now and on Tuesday's bonfire Dan and Jay gave Jacob a hard lesson on how not to respond to a message on Bumble. Wasn't that bad what I said. It was pretty bad. Imagine if you met the love of your life in a soul cycle class. Or you fucking bump shoulders at a Lulu lemon rack. Exactly. You're matched with a girl on Bumble.

Your butts all held perfectly by those yoga people. You matched the girl on Bumble? Email, she said, I wrote her back. Nothing. I'm really in a serial killer. And you said that that happened to me. nothing. I'm really in a serial killer. And you said that that happens a lot. I'm in a trophies. I'm really in a serial killer's.

This is so cute. No, I'm against them, but yeah, I just, I'm really against locking them all up. She never wrote back. Where did you write to her? Let's see if we get in. No, I'm not doing that. We should have been afraid.

Because it always comes off bad when you read it. And no, I said something. If it comes off bad when you read it, it means said something. If it comes off bad when you we read it, it means it was bad. We're trying to fix things for you. Like it as a civilian, the non-comic, I think I'm fairly funny. No, you are funny. Yeah. Yeah, you got to get to see him or did. Yeah.

So I know that word me when you first showed you the picture. I know I have a good sense of humor, but she can't take a job. What did you write? What did you write? Jacob. No, she said what I was trying to talk like big J. I know I have a good sense of humor, but she can't take a joke She said what I was trying to talk like big J. I just didn't work. Tom. Are you not gonna rape you? Evil Jacob Yeah, nice Clevage let me see and what's the Frick you pen nice

Let me see and what's the Frick you pan nice Hell yeah, dude Jacob you can totally get into yoga and start wearing like rosary beads in this flowy white shirt Dude oh my god Robin Hood shirts and shit dude. Yeah shrug Jacob what is that guys and yoga are such duchess? Jacob, but we're not gonna we're not they're dooses. Jacob. We're not gonna. We're not they're all crushing us. Jacob We're not gonna Everyone makes them everyone. Yeah, um

You're yeah, even this guy. Oh my god. You just go to Chinese post-claws You I mean there are girls morning They're all about it. This is what they come off so queasy, but yeah, they win. You wear the pants like that. You're going to bang cake back and sale. Yeah. Yeah. You got it for real.

Yeah. Yeah, sure. You got to tell us, I wasn't doing against your will, Jacob, but I want you to have to read us what you wrote to this girl. I don't know. I just, I'm not doing it. Don't you want to know the answer is to why she didn't get back to you? That might not be their answer.

No, it happens a lot. You know, even Andy said like, you'll write something and they, it's a common thing with Bumble, they just never write back. That is didn't respond at all. Yeah. Or if you write, I mean, she swiped on you that she matched with you and then you were like, and then she went, on second look, she went, now,

it's like, it almost hurts more when they don't respond when you think, because then you know it was a mistake mistake then they realized they made a mistake. They go fuck I hit the button. They didn't just kind of go not my type. Not my type. They went yeah. No, they came around. They went. No, but but she texted. She went past. What did she say? No, that's the one thing. How high or how was your weekend?

That was it. And what'd you write back? A lot of them just say hi. You go and you have to be brilliant. Just woke up 12 girl reverse gang brang. Brang. Brang. She wait. She wrote it to bring her gang bang. She's her. She's her house weekend. And what did you respond to us? They say the hardest game to catch is human game. What? Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. Are you in the L content? Let me walk it back. Are you familiar with the film works of iced tea? What? What did you do? I made a joke about it

like because she asked me what was doing. So I said humorously. I'm just finishing dissolving this body in the tub. What, I'm the watching the watching the lights drain I'm spending my weekend being the only person in the in New York watching a NASCAR race buddy Dude I know you're gonna kill me for a wrestling I didn't put it better than that. I wasn't a joke. What do you think? That's the facts? No, no, no I mean I don't I can't That's what she thinks. Yeah, well she I mean, I don't. I can't stand.

That's what she thinks. Well, she's specific. She doesn't love Trump. Well, yeah. And then you told your wife, you're an ass-car. What? No, no, no. I said, I made a joke like I look.

I know it. He only sported. He only sported with no maquillons, right? Yeah. Build that wall or crash into it going to 15 man they do love Trump Star you can't say you're like mask on middle of the country. I am it loves Trump guys I specifically made a joke out of like you know, I know it's yeah But you're wrong. She went to you pen. You're in liberal-ass, New York and you lead with NASCAR

You leave a NASCAR now. I know you're you're going to start off with a lie. No, no, no, no, no, you can hold back a little. You can get to know you and then like, I wasn't it wasn't a joke. And then it was a joke implies it is not the thing that happened. No, but I said it like I know how awful this is. I know, but you're doing it. Yeah, your action is doing. You're not describing that you're not.

You know what this stuff is? Listen, listen, tell me, Cassanova, what should I have said? I don't have any idea what you should have said. I lead dick pick. So don't follow my, don't follow my. The professional comics, tell me how, tell me what I should have said. Oh, first off, it wasn't a joke.

It wasn't a joke, it wasn't a joke, it wasn't a fake joke. No, I said it was humorous joke. I said it was humorous Maybe I Was you were being a satirist? Sorry me worker it wasn't a good my father You understand I knew I was gonna get killed for this I can't see so good Is that a young wood Allen over there?

Is that Woody? I don't know I'm good enough to call him Woody. Is that Woody? Woodward Allen? I don't know how to lie. You don't have to lie. You don't have to lie, you don't have to tell me right away. Jacob, you go, hi, I'm Jacob. My weekend, I had HPV four times.

What should I have said? That's what I was doing. You could have been like, you know, you could say any thing. I'm watching the Avengers for the eighth time. Yeah, no, no, no No, but as a wrestling fan I wouldn't leave with wrestling since the event exactly That's exactly what is he's like I was watching a sick ass talk you met on the road warriors

Do you know ravishing Rick root was there like was there enemy for what? She gets when you do it has your weekend ago topping it off with an elimination chamber first tag team women's title ever pretty crazy Sasha Banks flares daughter Sasha Banks and Bailey probably gonna take it home and loan behold they did he specifically said that you know if your politics I'll be honest if your politics don't lean

Towards mine. Please. It's not gonna work out and I and mine but mine do Align with her is perfectly Jacob. Yeah, Jacob. I'm reflecting back. I understand It doesn't or it doesn't apply to yours perfectly though that right there would have made me That would have made me, that would have been the thing that, ah, that raves. If your politics won't mind, we probably won't get along, it goes,

I know, it's not because, I don't know, usually your politics, I know you're saying, I know you're saying your politics do line up with hers. But then she would be like, oh, then you're cool, then I'd be like, no, you're a raging cut face. That's what I would say to the...

Garencey should hate our show. She'd would say. Garencey should hate our show. She'd hate it. Garencey should hate our show. Especially because how much we love Trump. Because sometimes I was thinking, where's the hat? Where the hat? I'm collecting wall things.

And my daughter's half Hispanic. And that's gonna be a tough day for me. Yeah, but she's from Columbia. Did they put that lance brick in it? I go, I love you baby, I'll see you on. Just whatever you call it. Whatever you call it, Feliz Navidad. Here goes. Here goes Adios. So me. Catch you later. Mojaja.

That's like 95% of the women put the used to say that. Cool. Next time it happens. I don't have a problem with it because, can I say, I do think eventually it'll be a problem because if I mean, if a guy, if you, if you did test Trump and you're dating somebody who loves him eventually, I think that's gonna be a problem. What if you think he's nitty if you don't give a shit?

But what if, that's what I mean? She doesn't want you to be, someone who says that, doesn't want you to be not really giving a shit about it They want you to really give a shit about it as much as they do. Yes. Does that make sense? I can be with a girl who goes I fucking am repulsed by Trump I wouldn't be with a girl who spends multiple Minutes of her day every day lamenting that

Secure that if that happened I'd be like, do you want to fuck them? Yeah. You got to fuck Trump. I don't know. She keeps like talking about what he tweeted. To put a button on this, I will say that you definitely said you're watching NASCAR and that that does not line up

with her political belief at all. Even though the one you lie in the front. I get it. Connecticut. You know what? I'm on the show. I think I get a sense of so that's how I am. You got to do much that I get.

You got to do the call girl or something. I get it. I get it. I get it. But I don't regret what I said. I think it was horrible. No, and if you guys like Nascar, she shouldn't be dating you anyway.

Yeah, she's got to be listening. No problem with somebody not liking that. Of course. But what if, if, listen. can be dating you anyway. Yeah, she's got to be listening to girls. I have no problem with somebody not liking that. Of course. But what if, if, listen, leading with the NASCAR thing might not have been the right move. Not saying you have to avoid telling someone that, you just need to make a first impression better

next time, get them in. And then take the NASCAR thing and bury that way down. Way down. Take a real deep hole. Way down until you're married for seven years. And then put you down. Isabella, write these things down. These are all rules.

Welcome to Dan and Jay's school for ladies. A relationship. Relationship school for ladies. If your man hits you, he simply likes NASCAR. He made a meathead, I guess. What? I guess I came off. Yeah.

Yeah, Jacob, you come off meathead. That's the problem. People see you with you. No I'm not even in Texas wasn't meet hit she just you came across like you're somebody who's gonna be into yeah, but that's What a shitty person she is. Yeah, she sucks. She sucks. She's a problem She hears NASCAR and doesn't even respond with like oh you're an ask car. What's up with that? You know, I led with a bad Opening of who I am she could have so she could have politely and playfully even been like a NASCAR

I kind of have bleeding heart republican or something like like jokingly like since I'm new and then and then get a gauge over the thing Maybe you're just play she sucks for not responding I'm not you know living. Yes. The first line was absolutely ridiculous. However, um, not your responding. I'm private. I'm not living there. You don't have to live in there. Yes, the first line was absolutely ridiculous. However, not your fault. This chick sucked ass. Don't worry, she's a piece of shit. Now you're going to get on Bumble and you're going to find a girl that's in the shipwrecks?

Yeah, you know? And then you get her in the mask. Hi, campers. On Wednesday's show, we preview the new HBO documentary about Michael Jackson leaving Neverland. This prompted Big J and Dan to give their list of men who could have easily molested them when they were kids. Take a listen. Do you understand how deep Hulk Hogan could have butt fucked me when I was a kid? Totally.

Absolutely. Hey, go watching this right now. And he wanted to probably never- Guy was too stupid to build a ranch. Where I was in my life. If he was like, hey brother. Do you want to come to hogan island? I'm like Yeah, yeah, I do tell your parents don't both get arrested. I won't tell them anything I want to be a top hulk of maniac. I want to see that head bouncing off my strong core This watch is I'm gonna come down the hogan beach house never land beach house what you gonna do

when I butt fuck you from the front get that sand out of your little tosy brother brother going to the Hulk waiting pool and wash out a little to see get that to see smooth the way I like it brother If I was looking for a rough fuck I'd be going for adults Oh man, I'm telling you Hulk Hogan or Joe Montana could have had this ass Yo, J.M. You want to go have sees on this brother? Do they get a furniture commercial together and I was like oh shit Great thing I'm two guys that could have molested me It's just so creepy I like I see the Neverland Ranch like that's Disney

You see the horrified Wade Rossi was face There's Nicky's. Nicky's making the horrified Wade Ross. It was his face. Because... Hey Michael, do you wanna go first or should I go first? I got gagged by Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson. Oh God, he really likes a big one. I think some of the pirates have the carapy and we're watching.

Greg Stone, you came in a good time, buddy. Greg Stone, we were, before you walked in we started to watch the trailer for leaving Netherland, the Michael Jackson documentary And I brought up the fact that Joe Montana and her Kogan couldn't have easily but fucked me Had they paid me any attention. Who's your two Greg? Who are you two celebrities? Are you your kid that could have fucked you? I mean you two right now baby. No, yeah, that's a good answer But literally in the early 90s really they could have molested you the leasing of from live of course really in the early 90s. Early that could have molested you.

The Leetinger from live, of course. Really? But I can crash him. You and Lewitz right in my ass hole. Oh dude, he would have had a harem of just fucking lightning crashes in Greg Stone cries. You know it's about him molesting Greg Stone. It was in a great stone.

The one who burns his eyes. Scared for his life. Where's his parents? Nobody knows. Ed, listen, scared for his life. Where's his parents? Nobody knows. And listen, I love the song. They sent me a rough cut from the studio. You gotta change some of the lyrics. It's literally about you butt-fucking-a-child name.

Greg Stowe. He really tightens up when he cries. Yeah. Oh, I'm scared. Skirt it. Christ Skirt it Again if you tell we both get arrested Who's the other second who's the second guy? Oh Man, it's our boy from law

I don't know these guys have to drive from different places. This is the drummer. Look so jealous. You know, it's like, oh, dad, he's coming to the third. Would it be like Tony Hawk? I know you were a skater. Oh, no, it would be Arla Lysenberg. I was a rollerblader. Oh, a rollerblader. Yeah, I get poofed by a guy on rollerblader.

He's his price. He had no idea his whole career that he could have molested anyone for who he is. This is not molestation when you're in. No, no, no, it is. Because at nine years old of Hulk Hogan's like come on down a Tampa brother And he's like get those uncomfortable swimsuit suit off you like The way the water tattens up your lower regions brother. You got some good. Let me see those arms Hey, grab your arms. Look at this seemed on that ball bag. It looks like a wall nut

That's why I would take him to international waters where the law isn't the law. Yeah, I mean if Montana comes into my house after dropping 55 on the Broncos. Yeah in the Super Bowl And he's just like hey, you're gonna second my dick. I'm like, I'm not I don't really know what that means, but I'll do whatever you need sir I think we allow our kings in certain amenities. Yeah I go my dad is gonna love this story or possibly drink himself to the faster. We're gonna speed up this timeline of Gary putting an end to it.

Let's see if we can get him out by 93. Right now I'm like, how I'm clocking out at 97. I think my two, if anyone cares. Of course we do, huh? We might share one. Oh, that's kinky as fuck. I think we do. We might share one. Oh, that's kinky as fuck. I think she could be right on this one. But molesting for you, it almost fits

because you understand we're also doing game molestation. Yeah, I gotta make some of that. So we would have the same guy. Listen, I think it's kind of cool but yours can also turn into a child bride situation. We will always be outcasted as just their pinholes. Specifically, Dalton, Error. Swazie comes through, he lays a good dick in on you.

Hard guy that fans out the size of his hair and still pulls it off. But by the way, you know how shook up you are when ghost comes out and just E.T.s covering it. Welcome back to entertainment tonight. I'm John Tesson, Patrick Swazies, and you're like, turn off. And you're like, why? Jason, why?

And also my bone for him. You met him. You met him at the convention center. In fairness, my bone for him may have even started at 30 dancing, quite honestly. I was crushing all the ass. thought young jennifer gray was not me to be able to do it like you that's the kind of a problem you can college i've in my life of the handful of jennifer gray's from peter dandings i'm

proud to say and it yeah everyone's fantastic who's a second uh... i thought that was two. Wasn't that Roadhouse and I can't have him both. You can't have, I can't be split up by Johnny and you dirty dogs. No, no, no, no, let me think. The old twin's the main one here.

I have the thing that's gonna be, oh, I mean, fucking Axel Rose, man, could have put a whole arm in me if you wanted to. Oh, that adult. Oh, dude, he's yawning to come! if you want to. And then a doubt. Oh, dude, he's y'all gonna come! Oh, fuck I am. Oh, over here. This is my dick!

Open your eyes! As he's snaking as he's jerking you off. Come on, my petrush vest! You know why you are. You're in my attic, baby. Uh, I get that. Axel Rose is a great. Get molested by. But he wouldn't have molested me. He was a young man himself ultimately at the time. You can't get me lazy. Swayze would have been a flat out, uh, for sure. That would have been a real molesting situation.

And maybe there's probably a wrestler in there. I mean, Ricky the Dragon Steamboat, and that probably wouldn't even have been, I probably wouldn't even have remembered that. Yeah. I would have taken a low level. One of the bushwackers could have got me. Yeah, Luke. Yeah.

Looked the top of my head and then this barrier noted it. All right. Hey, campers. This is DJ Liu. Thursday's show was the first of the lost at sea tapes. So here they are on the impractical Joker's cruise, hanging out on the deck with Joe De Rosa, talking about Teen Wolf.

Teen Wolf. That's right, Teen Wolf. That's got to be a cool movie to be a part of, like, years later. Not now, Tomah Fobok. Oh yeah, because Stiles is fake. Don't tell me you're fake, Scotty. I don't know if I can take if you tell me you'reck. Oh, yeah, cuz styles is fake. Don't tell me your facts, Scotty I don't know if I could take if you tell me your fact. No styles. I'm not a Fag

I'm a wolf My favorite Thank God oh Jesus God I thought you could tell me you were a fact that I was not ready for it wolf wolf like a process shape your shape shifting Productive mythical supernatural creature cool that I can really I can really get my grip around Makes me so happy. Oh, you're just a werewolf fine You're looking to suck my dick when you're aware of all far you okay good party Is that what I would totally hate that? Jesus.

Oh man, it's not that good. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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He was the first one. He was the first one. He was the first one. The fact it. Was Styles in Teen Wolf 2? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, montage sent me an angel was hot. She was all right. And he was like I thought she was hotter than then when I go back and she's not as hot as I think she's fine. So I appreciate her with age. Like a nice why. Oh look she was the clear choice. A home run because she would have totally fucked them. What about the blonde? She was hot. You know

yeah she's the blonde shit need. He really is who you go for. Dan goes for the change. Dan's like, what about the big teddy blonde? What a boof, dude. Boof's good girl. Boof's solid. Christine's my boof.

I said that blonde, that blonde would have been like bragging rights of like you'd be like I bagged that hot ass shit. But boof would have fucked your brains out. See you know what? You got to be honest. I'm a circle on Christine Boof. She's my booth So assume that that blonde's life is so perfect about what you don't know is she goes home and deals with an alcoholic father So she needs someone there, and that's why she's throwing super funny. I'm sorry to say it

I'm sorry to talk this way on a cruise line like this. She's throwing her pussy at a wolf and where a boy will boy Where he's fucking he's dropping 45 a game now if almost dubbed itching assists and if I'm her father who realize and triple doubles get my baby girl wet cuz she's fucking a wolf cuz by the way by the way Michael do you Fox the most disturbing looking wolf man ever like it like I just like a freak show style who looks like a giant like the wolfman. Yeah. Looks like a giant wolf. Like the hair's taped to his cheeks.

Can you please look more like an animal? Let's like a man with hair. Black nose. Hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire. You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6th APM East on Comedy Central Radio. Series XM95 or on demand on the Series XMF. Be sure to follow us on all social media at the bonfire at SXM.