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Episode Date: September 21, 2021

Jay and Dan investigate a case of a missing woman who had previously been pulled over with her boyfriend by the police and DJ Lou defends his favorite band.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocerson and welcome to the Bond Fire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Ocerson Dan Soder. We're such nonsense to this show, it's so fun. That like the news stories don't jump all the way. Like well, we'll say about that exactly, but what he told me was going on and most importantly the body came footage they had of of her yeah before I think they found her body now

yeah they found her body we were talking about the disappearance and how do you say her last name Gabby Petito Petito Gabby Petito Petito Petito Petito what they said that yeah a yet? A young woman who disappeared and it turns out was murdered in a state park and their fiancee. I don't know if she was murdered. Well, that's your natural causes. Could have been a park wolf.

If she ended up getting marled by a baron, it wasn't her boyfriend. How mad you would be if you're or the fiancee, you'd be so mad. You're like, is that as clawed her and ripped her apart. You see salmon scales. Claw marks clearly was this guy. He wanted he tried to eat some of her n-trails and then put it back in when he didn't. So this girl Natalie or Gabby Gabby Petito. You figured like the Natalie Holloway. Yeah, it's you know you go missing white lady. No, that's the one where the They searched the home of her of Gabby just killed by Bjorkborn No, his name was Jordan Vanderslute. I know. Yeah. Oh, yeah

That whole other thing well Brian Landry who is Gabby Petito's am I saying that laundry? I'd say laundry Her fiance they searched the family home of him in Florida, which Florida, I mean, you know what she? 22. I don't know if people call themselves fiancees that, y'all. Yeah, it's just stupid.

Yeah, you guys aren't, I mean. You're done to begin married at that point. Yeah, well, he, what's the situation, kids? You know more about the story than I do. What, how happened here? I don't. She was missing. He didn't say shit.

The two of them had to like travel YouTube channel together. Oh, they were YouTubers. Yeah, they were YouTubers. And they would travel together like doing different, well like showing national parks and shit. Yeah. Do you think they're YouTube videos? Did they have to have pulled them right?

Before, before you fucking killed her. Well, you don't even return home without her. You guys won't right there. Go back up. Did they had to have pulled them right before before he fucking killed her We don't even turned home without her. He is right there go back up because it says human remains on Sunday human remains that officials Believed to be potatoes were founded and underdeveloped camping area in Wyoming's bridge your the Teton the Teton Bridger Teton National Forest on the eastern edge of the Grand Teton National Park They're doing an autopsy tomorrow to confirm, but they think it is on the eastern edge of the Grand Teton National Park, they're doing an autopsy tomorrow. The confirm, but they think it is. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you leave it up there. He's 23, she was 22, road tripping in a white van through the American West all summer while regularly posting photos and stories that are social media pages with the hashtag vanlife. So they're not YouTubers. I thought I read that they were. Well, the posts abruptly stopped in late August.

The Lanzary returned to his home in North Port Florida with their van, but without Petito, on September 1st, according to police. Petito's family unable to get in touch with her reported her missing on September 11th. In the day's sense, her story became a national obsession spring digital detective home through the castle. They're the best.

Yeah, people find you as executives. I'm a digital detective. It just gives such high value to snoozing minds of like, no, but these people, okay. It was other YouTubers. YouTubers, Jen and Kyle posted their channel Sunday. They may have recorded footage of the van. Petito had been traveling across country wall the part of the pair were

reviewing tape from that family's own trip to grand t-tone national part of that's one of those things where that's like oh she's in the background picture all of the fucking look it up all of the way found the latest body is cute yeah you said there's body cam footage well we keep going that the police pulled over so they have an entire video of them being pulled over. Yeah, I want to see the pictures.

Is this in together or something? I think these did the other YouTubers. I was going to say because she does not look good there. Yeah, the guy on the right looks like the great hand-bino grown up. Well, treated at the Bonfire SXM. This is where the picture is of the van. Oh, dude, if you're, if your friend is traveling with her boyfriend, all of a sudden, and then just he just shows up alone.

And you're like, what? Where were you at, Doug? Are the influencers mean what? Landry, meanwhile, avoided authorities after returning home to Florida and has now gone missing. The guy's going there. So it said yeah, so he did I mean we're see let me see picture him see the ball guy Then I go up. Oh is that him that's him there? Oh, yeah, that's the two of them Damn dude, he just had

What do you think what do you think drove him to it? That's why so Lewis said this body cam footage is pretty revealing Find that body cam footage It is it one of those things body cam video of Gabby Petito Brian Landry described their argument all right Well, we got three minutes and 57 seconds. This will take us to the end of the show Four minutes and bonfire time is like six hours. No guys get ready for missing lady week It's all four shows this week What's the deal with

Why do girls go traveling like their boyfriend? You're gonna die He's gonna kill you You know what I don't get Disappe disappearing women. Where did they go? This was already covered by good morning America. What are we gonna say? They probably hit all the spots, all the funny spots.

Launch it. This body cam footage of Gabby Petito and Brian Landry. And they described their argument. Brian, okay. What's going on here? I'm trying. I just can't wait. We've been fighting this morning. describe their argument. Alright left. Pause it. All right, already pause it.

Dude, because when you're a boyfriend and your girlfriend leads the narrative of like that with a cop, you go, well, it was... It's not that. It's her saying OCD, calling herself OCD, is just like, it hits with the same resonance when like a teenager goes like, look, like I'm a total pyro. Yeah. And like so... Literally, I love to burn things. So that's what I mean.

She started this whole because what's the language? So like I'm like totally OCD. She started like a very young woman like just like a young girl talking being like, okay literally he's being the worst. You don't even understand which crazy as it does result in murder. So you're like you got to start learning how to look through all that teenage bullshit where she's like, he is just an absolute jerk. Also, it's only, did you catch that? It was only coming out of one. Yeah, he probably killed her because she was cleaning too much. Damn it, you made my van look a macula. Did you throw my dust bunnies? You bitch! It was my friend! The vibe. Who, dude?

Can we find a different version of this video because it's only coming through one channel in my ear. Can I tell you it feels bad? I'm not sure if you're knowing it. It's it's it's work coming through both my eyes. Oh it is? I played for a second. So I come up That was just I'm sorry if I'm in a bad mood. I didn't really says I had so much work I was doing like a lot in my year but I don't think it's a living time Oh, alright. Yeah, this girl is saying like...

Like, back that up side of your head. Because she also, okay. I didn't even hear that because I was making sure you could hear it. Yeah, because she hits a lot of the like young hot girl lingo where she's like, okay, so like literally I'm a mess. I'm like in this toxic thing. Dude, how many people do you think you please rewind it? How many people do you think in her life?

His friends People who she's like, you know hung out with but we're trying to fuck her But didn't that at some point goes like oh my god this guy would come and go I swear to god like if I had to hang if I had to hang with her the way she talks for fucking an hour I'd kill her. Yeah, they go. Oh, you think they're being real. You know some guy killed No, I'm saying like how many guys feel bad that said that? Oh, yeah. That guy killed he goes, oh, Jesus, I was joking.

I was kidding, but I mean like I, she's very sweet. She is a little bit annoying. And it's almost what I'm telling you, the same thing. And we have to watch that thing at some point too, the 2020 lady who like despicable things out there. But she just like in the beginning, she's like, and I was really. And she's like, and I was, I was,

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No, okay, no, no nothing crazy. I'm walking on walk a mile Well, let's let's go back a little bit Do you have him just have him to have this please also have demon hands? Why are these like cones like that? The gloves little touch gloves. My vibe is like, I'm here, I'm gonna be like in a bad mood. I was just, I'm sorry if I'm in a bad mood, I just really, as I had so much work I was doing like a few days this morning. What did you do for living?

Um, why, I hate squirging, or getting too far, but I just hit my dog. I was in nutrition. That's all I wanted to do. How's it? I just got my dog. I was in the bushes. That's all I was doing. I just got... I can't. This guy... I wonder if she had any inclination at this point.

This guy was murder. This guy was murdering me. This guy was murdering me. But like, do you think there's any shot that now it's unfortunate because she's dead. But at some point, like the guy was like floating around over off camera, a little bit looking at the cop going like, me see, and the cops going like,

oh I see. I see your nutrition. Okay, well, you know, hopefully your five is clear up over the course of the day. I don't know, maybe you can go and reel on your chakras and everything will be cool. And then just give it away. Sit camel, Toby.

Yeah, and he's like, she's like, okay, I would have popped if she would have been like, I used to work at John but you used to like orange dream machine, right? How good is that? Yeah, she's a little nips in camel toe in this video too, by the way, I was saying. We're looking at an angel.

Yeah, that's the fun thing about having a body cam. Cup doesn't really have to stare at her nips and stuff. And then later he goes home and reviews. Yeah, we don't realize it. Look at this. My vibes are like's like man those vibes are fucking to cut glass is what those vibes could do Just my vibes are bad. I want to get yeah I wonder if the boyfriend's footage is gonna be him going see yeah he goes You need a view to just pointing the recite way I mean In a man in a van from here. All summer this all summer thing all summer

Doing work same person on juice recipe. We go to the tahtons. I asked we have the Grand Canyon wherever we go This bitches I asked are you making a juice recipe? What's all the work you're doing? Kel peanut butter shut up. I'm doing my dreams. Spinach celery. Bitter greens. He might drive us to a job across the country and I'm trying to start a vlog. I don't care.

I'm a vlogger. So I've been building my websites. I haven't really seen it in a really fast. I feel like I really believe that I can feel any of it just kind of in my head. I don't know website. I feel like I'm building my like, I feel like I'm building my website. I feel like I'm building my website. I feel like I'm building my website. I feel like I'm building my website.

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I got really physically, I was just trying to keep her way and knock it and then I got really loud and that's probably if you're up in the trench and where it's going, you know, back up, good away, just give me a pen. Okay, so I said you push her to create some distance obviously right? What happened after that? What got the scratches on your eye? The phone, the phone. So you push her and she hit you? She was it, I wasn't like a push and she jumped on me and she was already, she was already, I don't know what I'm a question she's already She was already The boy is giving away now he is doing a little more sinister though Yeah, he's really looking these guys are doing the classic cop move to help him finish the sentence

Well, they're just like yeah, you know you figure knock around a little bit right give her a little bit of a harder shove Because she's being a real bitch raise like yeah, you guys chill, man Guys, you got to me you in the body cams Fucking hold off on this bitch. Yes, do you remember the day lowly a Bernard Hopkins? What I did is I slipped under that hook Kidneys all day. Kidneys all day. Let me tell you something about some of the drinks a lot of juice Those kidneys are plump berries He was hitting full water balloons in her back

I think guys could you imagine just driving around listening the fucking juice recipes all day? Hey guys, honestly, I'm about to head back to the park and leave with just me if you know what I mean Are you even listening? You know what I mean? You guys tell me, Barry and so are you even listening? Yeah. Cal mixed with bananas. He goes, she's hot, right? But guess what?

She also talks. And guys, you get it, right? And he really, he's so, this screen cap right here is so great. He's like, you guys are just, they have new bitches, right? All right, let me get out of here. Listen, she's got some recipe for an SIE bowl

that I gotta listen to. My bed is gonna be his defense. I know we're gonna gotta listen to. My bet is gonna be his defense. I know we're gonna still watch this. My bet is gonna be his defense. It's gonna be that he didn't know what he was in shock or something because she was killed or something out. And though, you know, like, the guy's got her or something. Yeah, I think he probably pushed her and she like hit her head.

And then he died. Yeah, really after school special murder. It has to be or this guy's the stripper. push turn she like hit her head and then he died. Yeah, really after school special murder. It has to be. Or this guy's a stripper. We were just playing and then we were playing. Or he just fucking killed her and now her remains are being identified.

Remember, this wasn't that long ago and they're talking about finding remains. Do you think he was like, do you think where they, where they go, by the way, we found the body camp for it, she was like, oh my god. they go? By the way, we found the body camp footage. He was like, Oh, my God. Please put that on. Yeah, I love the public. You see those vibes. I did nothing. So funny. Yeah. He goes, the body camp was got released. The lawyer goes, I have news. They just found the body camp. Where he was, Oh, thank God. Sick. Get that everywhere. Please. The lawyer goes, I have news. They just fell the body can't put his, oh thank god.

Sick. Get that everywhere, please. Did she say, is the one where she says her vibes lately have been negative? It is. Okay, good, please. Can you leave with that one? Can you put me at the end?

Come follow me. If you would mind flipping. So just kind of, they got the thing where the police officer started got what was going on. Yeah, I mean, we were like, we were kind of spitting, you know, it was a cipher. We were dropping in. Where are these dudes mentally right now cipher we were jumping in where these dudes mentally right now They're like these cops where these cops mentally right there feeling like Barney five

Well a bitch can't a bitch is a bitch I'm fighting I miss the 50ies. Oh, Andy Damn, dude if she if you would have gotten her arrested right here she'd be alive For real for real because he's all scratched up and shit also what if she goes back to her? She's like yeah, he brutally raped me, So I had to scratch and you're like and they go right he's your boyfriend lady. That's impossible. It's illegal It's stupid. It's in fact. I'm gonna arrest you for filing a false report What next thing you're gonna tell me that some some sick fuck wants to have sex with his kids That's impossible. It's impossible. I can't have sex with your kids doesn't work adults only have sex with adults

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Chris Cross applesauce? That's odd. Now it seems so demented. He's like, you know what he did? He goes, I'll say Chris Cross applesauce. I lost my mind when my nanny said that to me. I'm losing my mind. I lost my mind.

Nailed it. Damn little. So good. It's not like I'm gonna kill there or something. I've decided I am not going to site you for domestic violence better, okay? It was only going to be a little bit claspy misdemeanor. However, the domestic violence apportionality enhances it, to be there. However, the domestic violence apportionality enhances it, makes like a major pain in the butt, especially in your 22, right? So I'm choosing not to cite you today.

I'm not going to release you guys together. I want you guys to stay away from each other tonight, okay? She's agreed to it. Take some time for to yourselves You guys both have the exact same stories to what led up to the incident So they let this go and then she would disagree. I gotta tell you that this is like This video is fantastic for him Yeah, how so oh just that they were they were gonna arrest her for he's got scratches all over him And she like that and she do not mean and then the cops said We're letting you go separately I'm sure they back up and I don't think I'm not saying he didn't do it. I have no idea. I'm just saying like you run dude

Yeah, he probably isn't he's involved if he didn't do it somehow also. This is like every 90s action movie where it's like I didn't kill her and he's on the run. Yeah, and we're in the yep Maybe he's on the run solving the crime. That's what I mean And we're the two idiots in the radio on the radio when he gets into a car and they're like Let's go kill those girlfriend who will who's like and he goes oh man I gotta get out of here. He's gonna get out of truck where he was gonna go to the ride to meet the guy that had the piece of Information that what a warrior's and fairies if you're out there ride to meet the guy that had the piece of information that would have a warriors and fairies. If you're not there, we're there.

Get all this. Yeah. What's up, boppers? Let's go. You're a bald guy's lost in the taetown. There's a bald man walking around who just took out a sister. Well, that's show how we play. Just news down here.

Someone took out Cyrus. It could have been a legit accident too. Yeah, that's what I wonder if it's an aftersymphonic incident. Who's gonna believe me? Yeah, like, yeah, just a shove. She hit her head wrong. Who knows? I was fucking, I diamond cutter. Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry that I archaed her out of nowhere. No broken neck. We don't have TV out here. We're in the Taita amount. I feel like I'll give her a little sweet shit music which came out of the porta potty. Spinner head around. About last August, give her a little sweet shit music, which came out of the portapod. He's fun or hell around. About last August, we created a 24-7 belt,

like the WWE, it could be up for at any moment, and I wanted to get it. I want to go in. Do you remember that couple that pranks each other, like really, really mean? And they're like, poor shit on each other while they're sleeping? Like, but like, really big stuff.

It's on, yeah, they were like, YouTube stars, right? Yeah, they're like them. It just went too far. Did that, that has to have to have. It's by the way, it was like YouTube stars, right? Yeah, they're like them. It just went too far You got that has to have it's like the fourth of like a series He was doing like all through the day. It's like in the shower RKO to know where or he's like She's getting dressed and make him eggs RKO I don't know where for the top of the van to the third one Oh my god, Gabby Gab Oh god One more time sister I guess Gabby Gabby get me going up gab. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay, one more time sister. You got one. Two kick out sister buddy. I think we should take a break. Let's go to break boys, while in out for right now. Boys, while in out. Stoolos. Yeah, dude.

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Dude, the T-neck Geedra. Dude, the T-neck Hydra is so fucking funny. That's so funny. I wouldn't mind making it... Hydra. Once we launch our merch, do a Jersey Hydra shirt. Hydra, which is a, uh, a little stoop.

It's too loose. It's too loose. This is too much. Too wet and roster. Too loose, too loose, too loose, faces on a dragon body, too heads. That's my first t-shirt. Yeah, that would be the one you would buy.

The fucking T-neck Hydra. Do we call it Jersey Hydra or T-neck? We're not either. We're not either of the Hydra or T-neck. Hydra or T-neck. Hydra or T-neck. Hydra or T-neck Hydra. Do we call it Jersey Hydra or t-neck? We're not either. We're not either of the Hydra or t-neck. Hydra or t-neck. Hydra or t-neck. Hydra or t-neck is great. But you went and saw at Elzbury Park.

Yes. You went to Elzbury Park to see you. The Berk-O-The-Ezbury Park, that's the birthplace of this voice. If you say, yeah, everyone who's low and grumbly comes down to Elzbury Park. Guys who like to talk like this tend to come from as bright park say we're wise things in this tiny voice Slim love was a man you want some advice? Give me a ukulele and I'll tell you some advice. I like road races in when America didn't have cell phones. Oh Christ Hey

Jefferman. Oh, is that Is that the is that the the T neck? Oh, I drove T neck. Oh, I knew we were seeing him coming back here. Oh, friends, he's coming back up. I think he's going out of the water. The origin closer to making me nervous. Um, you wouldn't solve Pearl Jam on Saturday, correct? Yes, I did. What? Did you go back for a different go? Yes, I did. What? Did you go back for DeFranco? No. Fucking pussy. Whoa.

One day was enough. Did you go back to the pumpkins, either, huh? No, it's like, if you were to go to the bathroom during the show, it would have taken you 20 minutes, you would have missed half the show. Like, everything was so spread out with four stages. Yeah, just so you know the pumpkins are better than Pearl Jam. What? Jacob's nodding. It's not true.

Here they are. But maybe not live. Because I'm saying smashing pumpkins are terrible live. Everything I've seen. Well, this is a live band having never seen Pearl Jam live. But no, no, it's what I'm saying. The project might be. That's what I'm saying. I wasn't just taking a shot at you. I like the music of smashing pumpkins far better than Pearl Jam. But, and so does most of the world, I think. But, well, everybody in this room. Oh, fuck you, Boris. I converted Jacob on a drive back to Bush. Got him on board with Gavin Rosdale and Bush. Really?

Right? He just played the whole album, and it was a bit of a drive, and I realized, wow, man, this whole album is a bit of a drive. Now I just played all the hits off 16 stone, and it was a, you know, it was a bit of a drive and I realized Wow, man, this whole album is a lot. Now I just played all the hits off 16 stone and there's a lot. This are me. Don't let the days go by. Great dude. It's got hits, dude.

It's got hits, hits for days. Yeah, I know, I feel about bush, I can see people liking them the way I like To the Westpork. Absolutely. Five songs that fucking destroy. Yeah, it's like seven Mary three. Well, I only know that one. Me too, but I do. I get to have to flick it to fat. You wrong or too bad. Hook a big commercial. But smashing pumpkins.

Are they better than pro Jim? Yeah, the only interest. You know, they't rock out like we do. We got a whole band. It's not just, he's all about his old and bald ego. Any, and the guys are a fucking band, man. Yeah, it's just a better musical mind. No, no, they don't like, uh... Hey, good understand what you're saying.

They don't like him. They don't like him. I'm gonna get through to kill me. He's a big idiot. You were arguing because like, I'm OCD and I need everybody in the room to like the same thing. I like you got a likes mashing I hate your vibe right now You're agreeing with Jay. They're a better live band. We're not arguing Their songs here. It's my if we're arguing football teams my team is better than that fucking scumbag

Church of the you know, they're making a melon calling the infant sadness to they are. I really heard that on local radio really wasn't Detroit going to the dispensary. The guy said that in the quick break for a front sold melon cutting. That's that's a lot. I don't know if he can make a real rock anymore. It's just like softer now, but I like it too.

Some of it but like he's a he believes in a flatter. Sure. Yeah. He's big wrestling fan too. Drop back in WF. Maybe he is a raging jack off piece of shit. I tell you what, he does never very nice to the fans when I saw him perform and he performs kind of shitty when I saw musically. Yeah. I don't think he likes to play his songs. Songs. Songs wise, significantly better than pro jam. Wow. Now. Yeah. What? All right, if we're going to do this, we do melancholy and the infinite sadness verse 10 or what how do we start this off? Battle of the battle. There be a joint sequel to their 95 LP melancholy and the

infinite sadness in their two to three songs of the odds of that being a lot. A rock. He described it as a rock opera. You'll love this. Uh, Pearl Jim played seven new songs. Oh, yeah. Like I love the bat. I love it right out of the gate.

Oh, that's a lot though. How long have you played? Five of top, maybe four of top. They played, uh, two and a half hours. Oh, it's a long time. That's all fucking junk. But still they hadn't hit the stage in three years. They do Jeremy. No, I'm a sure hour. They do even flow. High school

football. Okay. Do you even flow? Yeah. Dog was this high school dog. Yeah. They do. I'm alive. Yes. Do they do I got it? No. Why did you do Jeremy? That's kind of special. They don't do that every time. That means the biggest song ever. kids dead guy. They do release. Remember their first song was That's kind of special they don't do that every time. That means the biggest song ever. Kids dead guy. They do release that. Remember their first song was their biggest song ever?

And then nothing else chartered again. Wow! Is that true? I don't care about charts. Is that true? Casey Kason? Who gets the fuck about charts? I mean charts of like the album coming out and stuff like that, but like singles.

Yeah, you guys got left behind and I follow ten more albums. So I'm pretty much an expert, but I think yellow lead better, probably. I think you're the state behind with them. Oh, yeah. Hey, I really appreciate you standing back here. I'll go and move forward. Just please stop showing up. Yeah, I don't see corn topping the charts. Sorry, Jacob, I fucking shut you down.

Let's guys poke in the barrel. Compare the list of hit singles from Pearl Jam to smashing pumpkins. Hit blows the Malaw water. Lou, wait, I don't care about Grammys. What do we care about? Awards. No, I'm, I care about good songs. Yeah. Jacob in the Academy. Jacob's part of the Academy cares about good songs.

Well, man, now we're so short on time. Good, because I'm getting angry. Yeah I had to deal with it the first hour you You a zillion zillions of people love projects. It's my fucking big dick Jack and I say fuck I'll fuck when I want a fuck Jack. Yeah dude. I mean on the biggest fan that I had the greatest time Can we just end it there? No, you're not the biggest though. Yes, I know there's someone crazy bigger Show list has gone to more shows, right? No, I got it.

I got it. It tripled his. No, but there's output. Do me a favor. Please new contest on this show. Let's find the biggest project. Oh, man. I bet we find a hundred quick that are bigger.

88 shows. Look at my dick. It's so big right now. I would ask you to take that on drop for you. I've probably seen corn 80 times. Now 60 of them I was working with them. So now you're opinion on how a corn show went would be the highest one I would want. I would really care what you know what to say. I believe you say I believe you think say it was a good show. I'm not saying the pro jam put on a great show. You said you were

complaining. I thought about the new music but I'm saying me being uh if I'm choosing still before I went to go see pro jam for the first time and watch two and a half hours of songs that I really couldn't give to shits about I'd go watch smashing pumpkin suck again to watch and play their hits shittily yeah shittily shittily no I would actually go see I'd go if I saw a pro jam I don't want to see him with Luke Did you yeah absolutely I saw a project? It's not for you guy Oh He wouldn't take you now. Yeah, I'll talk to much shit darn. I didn't all right well I guess I'm not gonna get to hear those three songs

The song called not The song is called not for you. I was I was playing Yeah, no one knows it so we keep the reference Somebody Somewhere someone somewhere and also I went to a gay bar afterwards Would he have me stuff to shoot? Oh? No way my shooting days are over too much attached to it an almond haywire everything came true You said it was great concert. Why did you go to a gay bar afterwards? It was the only thing open because everything closes early down and has a very powerful reason except for the gays

They're open 24-7 gaping some would say gaping open It's called the paradise club. Did it say get that if you're a gay club and don't have a sign that says gaping open when you're open then you really You're not funny. I would record it. It goes to my theory that gays aren't funny I would go and choose that process of having an open sign and then another one that you could turn on that says gaping open That's after midnight or wide open. I like gaping gaping. Yeah, where you turn off the open and then you don't know if you know this but When you pound an asshole for a while the and you pull it out and still open before it starts to naturally close up It's called gaping. Hi, it's big in the gay community All buns. Yes

Well, you ever see those ones when they make what was the girl that puts so much giant things in her pussy and then she makes that Like her back like behind her pussy, she means like, whew, whew. It's like, it's like, clapping noise, because like all of her pussy inside, like hit the surface, crazy. Oh my God. It's crazy, dude. That's nuts. It's, it's not, fifth time I couldn't come to it anymore.

Yes, Jacob? Question for Lou. Lou, I can imagine like, like when you and Will walked in, the gay dude must have been saying, if I can get two brothers, yeah, I mean, that any of them hit on you as well. Oh, you're right. They want to, they want a triple crown. They went, am I drunk and seeing double or did my night just get better? Oh, it looks like I'll get two of the same. No, no, no, no, no, no did not like us. We're not. We don't look like, I don't know. We look like. Come in to T-neck? Yeah. Oh no. I tried what's up ladies. Yeah, what's up gals? You might have put on some babs. What was happening there? Gasex? The worst game music ever. It was Britney Spears the whole time. Well, the's a gay icon. But like, as the worst gay music, that's the gayest of music.

Like, I'm coming out, uh, I'm gonna throw this shit into that. Like, they played the most classic cliche gay music. Okay, there you go. I'm feeling too gay. Sorry, dude, if I'm in the paradise hotel right now, I'll probably get a little bit of my time. Mm-hmm.

The good news is they were all gay on cocaine though. They were all fucking loud. So you were able to get coke? No, they gave people that alike me. No, but if you said you'd do it off their dick, do you ever been anywhere and try to do anything? If you guys said you would have done it off their dicks, you could have done coke with them.

Maybe I should have tried harder. Yeah, you should have told me you're down the party. What'd you drink to the only have like IPAs and stuff? Yeah, we were the only ones in the whole place drinking. Everybody else was, there was people in Leather Mass and, you know, that whole... More clichés. Was anybody on a leash? You're just saying, why didn't you guys go home?

Uh, I don't know. I wasn't driving and that's, that's the swear we want. We, we, it was only like midnight and we stayed for an hour. It was the only place open. Yeah, but why just not go in We weren't done with our night cuz you're ready to drink. Yeah, and that was the only place else. What's that Jacob? I would just say once you grab some laundry grass yet. That's almost my thing I think you were the drink that bad. It's called the nightcap guys means one last one I'm a night cap should take a fucking couple minutes. You spend it over an hour in a gay bar Like that's doing gay dances. Yeah

Was it just you and Will? Yeah, uh, may well and his bartender friend. Hey, well, you know the taste of your lips. I know you toxic Order me a shot hit me baby one more time. I'm gonna go outside. You guys hiding smoke with the locals No, I didn't. You got there and talk shit with those Gabby bitches? You know, honey, tell me someone is banging on this Chevy Malibu in the parking lot. Hey, why is the bathroom always locked here? I'm sorry, you call those chicken fingers?

I won't. Honestly though, I mean, you need to drink so bad that you're willing to sit there and have these Scorned at by the entire bar. They weren't scorned. They were just rejecting you. You said they didn't like you. Yeah, it was like because I kind of like was not imposing but like I didn't belong there.

I have a city. Were you being loud? No, I was being cool. Well, you'd be in straight in the corner like a fucking weirdo. So maybe if there's more pussy in this place. Oh, who's the new guys? Oh, God, check out the stink coming from the photo hunt. Yeah, who's the two for bummers? Yeah, oh my god I didn't know the devil man twins were gonna come in here and piss on our parade. I like queers. I

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