The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Young and Dippy

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Impractical Joker Joe Gatto has young women accusing him of inappropriate behavior. Jay can relate because he's in an open relationship and has hung out with young fans. Bobby thinks there may be a problem with excess and addiction. Christine lends a woman's perspective because she dated older men and hates being bit. Jacob eating fruit on the air leads to a health food conversation. Jay wears comfortable pants on a plane and gets aroused. Christine ruins a perfectly good joke by interrupting the show with facts. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly I hate when you borrow something from somebody and you're brand you're like they never use this and then like, you know We use that all the time. Can you priest? Please bring that back immediately and I'm like shit. It's my heart monitor. I need it Yeah, was the leg things that you got Jacob crushing a pear over there nice, dude. That's a juicy ass pear No say it tell us now tell us right now Are you turning to a gay This show's only two hours. Sorry.

Is that bad? Yeah. Unfortunately, it landed in the middle. Oh, your three hour routine. So you crush an apple, or crush a pear. If you don't eat for three hours, you turn into a princess. Was that better?

Did you think that the rest of us might like a pear? I'd love a pear. I would never picture you eating a pear. Wow. I love pears. What the fuck? Do you just call us fat? Andy never ate a pear.

What the fuck does that have to do with me and Jay? I got confused because he said it in this room. What? He's never had a pear. Never had a pear. It's so bizarre. I love pears. He also might have been making a joke

because that's a story on Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No, I don't think so. I think he hasn't eaten a pear. Why would you think we don't like pears? Because of that or you just don't think we like pears? What's a pear guy strike you as? We don't strike you as pear guys. What's a pear guy?

I never see you eating any fruit. No, you do. I take it back. I give you oranges. You do love it. You see me at work. I'm sorry I don't bring fruit to work. Also, you do see me at fruit work. Well, I do bring fruit to work. Also, you do see me eat fruit to work.

I do bring fruit to work. Right, which is its own strange, but Christine. But you've also seen me eat fruit. Christine gets like the fruit and cheese things. Yeah. Are grapes not fruit? You don't consider that fruit because it's with the cheese and the crackers and all that.

You think it's like a little accoutrement fruit, which is not real fruit. You eat a fruit. It wasn't fruit, grapes aren't fruit. No, because it's like a little accoutrement fruit, which is not real fruit. You eat a fruit. It wasn't fruit, grapes aren't fruit. No, because it's with the cheese and the crackers and the other peanut butter. Why are you leading him? And the fattening stuff.

Why are you leading him? I don't know. There's apples too. There's also apples in there, which are also a fruit. But it's with the cheese, I'm sorry. What does the cheese have to do with the peanut butter? I'm sorry to say. You keep saying the cheese.

Because it's not good, it's not healthy for you. Grapes are a lot of sugar I'm leading again. I have nuts Yeah, we all have nuts Remember I rubbed mines against your thigh at the airport. I did you rub your peck on me. That was a thing though, right? Thank you. I feel thick when I put it against your leg. Yeah, I felt like a little cane. A little thick, right? Some old lady hit me with her cane. Yeah. And then when I didn't flick it, I actually, I tweaked it.

I whacked. You dinged it. I dinged it with the top of my finger, and I went, what's that? And I went, right? And he really gave it. And it really gave it like a bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, like a back and forth. It went ding, ding, ding.

What's that? And then everybody around saw me do that to you. And then everyone saw my boner. Yeah. You changed my life as far as flying goes because until Jay told me to wear sweatpants on the plane, I never considered it. I'm like, it's very uncomfortable to wear jeans.

Jay told me to wear it. That's all I ever wore and then I switched. But you do, there's so many hotties wearing yoga pants that you do risk the boner. I get them quite a bit. Oh, you know what? Jay changed my life at a strip club. He told me to wear sweatpants with no underwear at a strip club.

I never said that. Mm-hmm. I, um. Parachute pants. Let me tell you, I never said these things, but swishy pants is the way, I know people who went to strip, I was never a strip club guy,

but I know people that were in the strippers that were like, yeah, swishy pants, like the windbreaker pants and no underwear. No, I know exactly what happened on the airplane now and it just dawned on me. I have two pairs of underwear from this company. I have multiple pairs of underwear, but two of them particularly I got on the road

from a company named Saks, S-A-X-X. And it's one of the ones that has the split that your dick and balls go through, so it's like a little pouch for your dick and balls in the underwear. These ones are very cottony. I have ones that are a little firmer, but the two pairs I got that were cotton

are very, very comfortable. But my dick and balls really go through that hole and they really get jostled around and it knocks around on like, jeans is not such a thing. But when I wear sweatpants in those underwear, it makes my wiener hard because it's like it's being lightly touched a bunch.

You were out and we were hitting a little turbulence and you were bobbling. And I feel like I was bobbling. I could only imagine your head was bobbling and your penis was bobbling very similar to your head, kind of jiggling around in there. It's those, yeah. It's nice.

I want more. Comfort blend. Well, I'm not gonna wear it with candy canes on them. Why not? Why not? Because I don't want to. Why? You're getting your eyebrows done,

your fingernails done, why wouldn't you wear candy cane? Is that the line? Ooh, they're making, I think. Is the line candy cane? They make them longer inseams now? What are the inseams on these bad boys? I gotta order some new underwear. They got a nine incher?

You don't. Or a seven? Shut up. I'm sorry. Why? I'm trying to help you. It's the attack. I'm not saying attack, I'm just, it's help facts.

You just trying to help? I'm just trying to help, man. You're just trying to help. I got it, you're just trying to help. Look, I'm with you, dude. You look at me, I look at you if we both naked. It's the same thing So now I would I would never order those now for why for the plane why because you're telling me It's like a boner so I make her really does give me a boner

It wasn't it was not fun I got off the plane and I walked over and I just started to realize it's like and what's What it was actually the walking off the plane? I think I had a semi from being knocked around on the plane and then just the walking of it Just knocking around like I came out and I was like, whoa this thing and then Bobby Bobby handled it for me Yeah, I flinged it. I pinged it. I pinged it back down. He pinged it back down in place I like a little dog that did aed it. I pinged it back down, he pinged it back down in place. Like a little dog that did a bad thing, I went, you bad dog.

Who would you do a bad dog? You bad dogged me, but yeah, it was those sacks underwear. I was fucking my underwear, that's the problem. Speaking of fucking, let's talk about your friend, your best friend. My best friend? Your best friend. No, well this is a toughie, this is a tough one

because Sal is such a close friend of mine, not that this has anything to do with him, necessarily, but I mean, the blowback. But you said he knew about everything. Shut up. Yeah. I heard he wing manned him on all of this. I mean, Sal covered up for him, right?

Yeah, Sal definitely was a feater. He called Sal the feeder who would lead these women to him. This is a, what a goofy situation this is, man. This is such a wild one, and more coming out every day. And again, all allegations, I guess, but I mean, it don't look great. And what's funny is, I don't think it doesn't look bad in any kind of legal sense.

There's a one girl, so to cue people in Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers, formerly of Impractical Jokers. Formally we know why. Well, I mean, yeah. I think we all kinda had our thoughts on it. By the way, the story I saw today from a former, a former coworker it says. Yeah?

The story she wrote was what I assumed was probably what happened. What was that? Why he left the show. There's a former employee that has like a, he's a, I've just met Joe Joe by the way genuinely a handful of times, but he's such a guy Italian uncle like you know like a lot of touches with the handshakes and whatever and he's just one of those guys that I could see My guess was when he left the show and it was this and his family was like, you know

Him and his wife were splitting up and all that stuff that I was like, oh This is like a girl from work. I even guessed almost exactly what the story says, Christine, right? You remember what happened? I was like, I bet it was somebody who came on new, who doesn't know him, and he's just like, right away like rubbing her shoulders,

or you know, whatever, just being like, making jokes. They're like funny guys and making all kinds of like inappropriate shit. He's your tits? Well, that's the problem, it seems like it was all going too far on some of these things that you're saying. Hey, what's going on? It's cold in here, huh? Look at those things.

Exactly. You could cut glass with them. Look at my peck out. My new underwear sucks. All the things you say to Christine. Interesting. HR, you listening? Well, that scared the shit out of me.

I've never said that to Christine. That's when they go, Jay, did you sexually assault Christine? He goes, I haven't touched Christine in a long time. I haven't touched Christine in a long time. I haven't touched Christine in a long time. I haven't touched Christine in a long time. I haven't touched Christine in a long time. I haven't touched Christine in a long time. I haven't touched Christine in a long me. I've never said that to Christine. That's when they go, Jay, did you sexually assault Christine? He goes, I haven't touched Christine in four years. I'm like, what?

It's not me. Take a DNA test. You better do a rape kit, because it ain't this guy. He's like, Bobby made fun of my breasts on air. And they'd be like, ahem. Was it hilarious? They'd look at her chest and go, well, it wasn't. Yeah.

We need evidence. He said I had small boobs. He goes, okay. All right. Well, we're not gonna sue him for slander, I assume. I mean, these sounds like these are just facts. But my guess was that. There's nothing better than sexual harassing in a sexual harassing joke.

Well, something was said in that article that I thought was interesting that is a very odd thing to have to consider in a lot of ways. Because what it seems like is Joe, he's had now three days of three different accusations. It all seems like extraordinarily young girl legal but young one was 19 the two I watched this morning like they were in their early 20s if not 1920 well this is the thing that freaks me out yeah is that there's a law and there's legal and if they're legal it's still wrong right that's complete moral decision on where you fall in that. I think it's fucking weird and I think there's questions

to be asked about a 19 year old who's trying to fuck a 50 year old. How do you think Dane Cooke feels about it? He's hyped on it. I think he's hyped on it. Not anymore, she's like 28. Ew. She's getting dumped.

Ew. Yuck, two more years she got, or she cashes in. Look how happy Jacob is. I'll pick it up. How does Jacob feel about this? No, look, here's what I found interesting in that article. The thing was that the former coworker wrote that, or in the office saying things all the time like, me and my wife have an open relationship or open marriage or whatever. And she was like, which I assume now is not true.

I don't know if that's not true. That's what's interesting about the situation that his wife is put in. Gatto and his wife has an open relationship. It's something that she said he said before. Okay. Now I'm taking into consideration that's something you would say,

possibly as a joke, you know what I mean? Like a joke to someone who goes, oh it's okay, me and my wife have an open relationship. Like jokingly to be flirtatious or whatever And not mean it. Do you know I mean, but also if he was saying it and did mean it What that changes for my mind is like so it's above board We do the stupidity of doing something at work is ridiculous now these other things are like road stories, right? so maybe they do have an agreement, but like the worst possible thing has happened here,

like the girls decide to just like embarrass them, like come out and like just tell the stories where it doesn't really matter if they have an open relationship or not, she's not gonna be okay with this. Well here's the thing. She's like, what it is, she can go, I don't care that you're fucking other people,

but like, does it really have to be these like 20 year olds who are like going to magazines now and telling everybody? Like can you? Can I say something though? No marriage has an open relationship where the guy gets to go bang 19 year olds and it's okay with his 40 year old wife.

I don't know if that's true. That's not necessarily true. I don't know if that's true at all. Look at you two. Look at you two jumping in on this fucking weird. Jay, thank God, doesn't lean towards 19 year olds. I'm not worried about Jay fucking a teenager. So would you have a problem if Jay was like, look, I met a 19-year-old, and I'm going to fool around with her,

and I'm going to bring her home so you can meet her? What? What was that? I took it too far. And I want her to have dinner with us, and I want you to not be a bitch to her. And I want to see if some of your clothes fit her. Set up the guest bed for her.

Set up the guest bed, and then sleep in the guest bed. And we're going to go spray tan together. She's my spray tan buddy. I don't know if you Set up the guest bed, and then sleep in the guest bed. And we're gonna go spray tan together. She's my spray tan buddy. I don't know, would that bother you? But I think they're just very hippie-dippie open relationship people.

Yeah, it would bother me if Jay had a teenage girl. Because I think open relationships, I don't have one, but I would think that it's with people in the same genre and she can be part of it, right? When you do it together, it's not like... No, no, no. No, open relationships, people will be in a marriage and then date independently of each other

and those partners have nothing to do with the marriage. Really, can you talk to Dawn tonight? I don't think she knows this. But it's not about dating or fucking, it's two different things too. Yes, it's like polyamory versus one that stands. But the thing is also, I'm just saying, I don't feel like he's an endless,

I'm just saying you can find a loop at any age for sure. But I mean, is this guy in his late 40s, I'm surprised that he has this. Not at any age. I'm just surprised that he. His hand is not an age you can find a loop in. I think that's true. But I'm talking about older.

I'm talking about, I'm saying you can find a loop at like who's like 40 something 50 It doesn't matter a little joke in there cuz we're a comedy show Yeah, is it a comedy show yeah, I swear God dude look at me look at me trust me I was just doing a little one in there This is the news part of a comedy show. Can we take a break? I'm freaking out. Jay, be funny. Wait, what?

What's happening? Go ahead, dude. I'm sorry. You can find a lube in any age. You can find a crazy person in any age. But there's something about playing. Joe has to have, and let's just take numbers, 27 to 40-something-year-old women who are attractive.

Gorgeous. Who are like zinging at him. And also, I know the score, I got the deal. Yeah, me too, and so, yeah, let's have fun and whatever it is. He's like doing these things with these girls. Of course, they're like TikTok girls. They're like, oh my God. Look, I'm oh look

He gave me a hundred dollars for driving down here and told me to meet him in an elevator They're rats rats when an older woman is not a rat there in the mob. They'll keep the trap shut Well, there might be a thought process to these younger girls are probably more like not looking for anything like that That's the problem. That's the problem he's finding with these. These aren't girls who are looking to come fuck necessarily. Now the one, the first story said she was drunk and she went over there. I did assume to do something by that point.

But the thing is. But the thing with that, can I just say something real quick? The thing with that is that. Wait, is this gonna be funny? No, it's not. Okay. It's gonna be weird. I just don't understand this. Well, I'm looking at you like this.

So I'm like, please don't be funny and then I don't get it again. I'm not I'm not gonna be funny I swear to God. Listen the thing is is that she can't. You're a stupid listening face. I'm all ears dude. I know I hate't. So what it is, if a woman, this is a thing that I don't understand but it's real. If a woman comes over and she's drunk and she comes over to your hotel willingly and has sex with you or fools around with you the next day because she was drunk, she can say it was assault because I didn't know what I was doing. And as the other person who was there, you should have known better and not done it. Because she's saying it's sexual

assault because she was drunk and she went there. I don't know if that's what she's saying. I think she's saying particularly those marks on her ass, like he bit her ass. That's what she's saying was Which again is like it's a good dicey. Here's the thing I don't know. I think you might have to ask to be that rough. Yeah, I'm making I'm making complete Opinions a complete opinion here. I don't think his issue is assaulting women I think It's not what he strikes me as the issue the issue is he seems to be like Insatiably going

for at least the ones that are coming out, these young fucking idiots. How funny is she showing us her ass on this photo and I'm just like, nice ass. Decent ass. Might have to rip her off the room. Jacob, Jacob, it's sexual. Will you stop?

And then there is these two who are going on. Now again, these girls are so so young, but here's what, again, I don't think he's understanding. And I have had this, which is strange. I've had a young pretty girl come to my shows with friends or whatever, and I'll be like, you know what the show is? And they're like, yeah.

And then when you see what the words, it makes total sense. They're like, oh, my dad's a huge fan of yours, and he turned me on you when I was 13. You're like, oh, yeah that adds up and I don't I don't think that girl 99.9 percent of the time What if I was like, hey, we're going to the bar next door after that. Oh They'll come over though. I'm sure if I was even like hey want to go smoke a joint in my room They'd be like, yeah, I don't think that means they want to fuck it. I'm still going well

They're also like he wanna fuck. I'm still going, well, they're also like, he's 47 and I'm 19, so they're probably not into that. They probably, but they're gonna come because they're dippy and like, we're hanging out with someone who they think is famous or whatever. I felt weird hanging out with girls. So him believing that these girls wanna fuck

is almost more the thing with me. I'm like, what are you doing, dude? I felt weird with like 19 year olds when I was 21, 22. No, you didn't. I swear to God dude, they giggle, they whisper. I never was into that shit. They got shallow throats. Wink, you know what I'm saying Jacob.

Jacob, Jacob, you know what I'm saying. And they're always a team. Jacob, hang on Bobby, Jacob. You know what I'm saying. Yeah. I just never, I've never liked younger girls. I'm not into it. When I was at age, we hung out with like, I mean, we hung out with people in their 30s, because I worked at the comedy club, and I was like one of the younger people there. But I mean, 40s would have been at that age.

I don't understand. How much money do you need? I mean, you're a multimillionaire. You're touring. You're selling out. You're still making money. You have a family. It's like, what is it?

And like, what are you trying? Why would you, why would you, why would you, why would you, why would you, why would you, You're touring, you're selling out, you're still making money. You have a family. It's like, what is it, and like, what are you trying, why would you, why would this still do something for you at your age, at where you're at? You've done it, you got a little trouble, why wouldn't you move? It's gotta be some type of addiction that he needs help with.

Well, here's the bigger thing of it. Right? To get back, again, there's gotta be something, if they got back together, him and his wife got back together after he needs help with. Well, here's the bigger thing of it. Right? To get back to, again, there's gotta be something, if they got back together, him and his wife got back together after he left the show. They broke up and then they got back together. They never said why, I assume it's got something to do with this former employee who just came out now,

saying stuff. Yeah, that one too? Yeah, that's right. So it's like, there's a, that she may have said, like maybe part of the stipulation of them getting back was him back with him saying like hey when I'm on the road though Like can you get past that when I'm on the road? I might do stuff and blah blah blah And it's almost like if there's like a well, yeah, but you don't embarrass me Does that make sense? Yeah, but don't embarrass me is such a big thing of it

And it's like you're you're really putting in situations where like she's very likely to be embarrassed It doesn't matter if they have an open relationship or not, I'm saying this is fucked because this isn't what she means. Like what she says, like yeah, do your thing. But here's the thing that is fucked, to me. But why get back? But here's the thing, if you already did that,

you got back, you have it all, you have it all, dude. And then why would you go on and have this trail of DMs, Why would you go on and have this trail of DMs, this evidence trail of you kind of talking to these girls? I would never DM anybody. I would never put it out on social media. It's not even a mind blow to me. Yeah, but dude, it's evidence of like, if you're gonna be a little creepy or whatever,

and you're gonna hook up with girls that are legal, because they're legal, you're 40, whatever, they're legal, you wanna hook up with girls, why don't you do it, you're in the public eye, why don't you do it a little more subtle than what the fuck you're doing? Sure, but obviously there's certain girls out there in the world, I'm sure, that can embarrass me

with messages. Yeah. But like. I know. But here's the thing also, why would, do you know what I'm saying? I just never interacted with someone in that way that would be someone that I was like,

oh, they're gonna come fuck me over. Do you know what I mean? Like it's not really, it's not a, I don't put myself in these situations. I told Jay, here's the thing, it's like Jay sleeps with other women, he sleeps with other women. Any of those women can just-

What if he sleeps with a man? That's a different issue. He's close. That's a different conversation. I said he sleeps with a man. That's a different conversation. Listen's close. That's a different conversation. I said that. That's a different conversation. Listen to me. He's this close.

He's so close. And I, you know. That, I mean. So you better. For the most part. He's close. With the exception of like. With the exception of like them telling their friends

or whatever, for the most part, like, you're never gonna hear about it. But the fact of the matter is that like any of those girls could decide to put on social media they could screenshot his text messages they could write a fucking essay about a night like they could do whatever they want. How good I am at eating pussy. But it's just that's the thing, once you interact with another human being it's like out of your hands. If a bitch writes an essay she's a piece of shit.

Listen, it is out of your hands but here's the- What if she's a fucking you know it's like out of your hands. If a bitch writes an essay, she's a piece of shit. Listen, you're right. It is out of your hands, but here's... She's a fucking, you know, it's like, what if she's a writer? I'm sorry, I'm saying you can't... This sucks. This all sucks. This sucks. The fact that you can't fucking be dirty and sexy, like back in the day with rock and roll and entertainment and shows and waitresses and waiters and bartenders, we used to all just

fucking have fun sexually. Nobody got hurt. Sometimes you like somebody and iters and bartenders. We used to all just fucking have fun sexually. Nobody got hurt. Sometimes you like somebody and it didn't work out. But now you can't. You're feeling to get hurt for sure. Yeah, you would, but that was kind of the fun part of it. You can't do anything now. It's to the point where you're gonna have to

have them sign a piece of paper just to make out or something. I'm almost surprised that he doesn't have any. There's many people there that are. There's many people there that do do that kind of thing. I mean, it sucks for women. There's part of me that wants an NDA signed anytime anybody comes into my house. I'm telling you right now, anytime, I feel bad for women who are still sexual and cool

and strong and know, hey, I just wanna go out and fucking hook up with a guy and have some sex and nothing attached to it. Because guys are gonna be so terrified to be with anybody because of this social this type of shit well young people are having like way less sex which is crazy young people are supposed to be fucking like rabbits and they're not because you can't you can't do it anymore well especially I mean like what people would happen to people

with like sending nudes and all that kind of shit. Like, how that fucking backfires and destroys people. Yeah, we knew that. You know that. Yeah, well, luckily, pretty early internet, thank God. I'm so lucky I started dating Jay before... Like, I didn't have an iPhone until I dated Jay, so it's like I didn't send a bunch of pictures and stuff when I was younger. It wasn't available.

Yeah, it was, uh... It was, you could have worked it out. I got dirty pictures on flip phones before. I got fucking, I had a- So pixelated. I sent one flip phone picture, but it was, you couldn't see. It is insane. The picture that Christine thought,

the picture that Christine thought was her dirty picture, that she eventually said, I sent one to one guy, she goes, all right, I'm gonna show it to you. It's a silhouette. It literally could be a logo for a company. It was nothing. It was nothing dirty.

I go, do you think this is dirty? Can we make it a logo for Bonfire for a t-shirt? I go, do you think this is a dirty picture? That's wacky. It could be a Bonfire logo, for sure. I just put a fire right in the crotch. I very rarely have sent out photos of my stuff, just because I don't think girls want pictures of dicks.

I own my dick pic. I have the one. And it's been sent five times in my life, maybe, I think. I mean, like, it's very rare. I have some. Of his dick? Yeah, sure. But yeah, but you have them, but you look at them and laugh. You don't use them.

Probably. No, they're good pictures. You them and laugh you don't use them probably pictures you use them I mean use them no when my master bait in a picture like a shubbler phone or pussy No one's masturbated to my dick pick every fingernail polish and hand on his cock But there is there is something so like you're right. That's gone. but also with his thing. I'm curious about the psychology of He was out they broke up, right? And I know that that emotional like kind of thing and by saying he's out this guy clearly wants to do his thing still That's why I'm wondering if there was

An agreement that he kind of like just fucked up still because of these girls are so young because I don't think to get back together He is a multi-millionaire. They have got tons of money. So even if she's taken half of it, someone said that, I go, well maybe he didn't want to give up half his money. I go, he's got the money to be a good down the road dad. Do you know what I'm saying? I mean, joint custody type of father.

He's got the money to do that. I hear you, but you're coming from a guy who did that and knows that you can survive through it. As far as a guy who, Italians are very traditional, a guy who's like, this whole thing is a sickness, this is all him getting girls up to the room, it's not enough, the show wasn't enough,

the money wasn't enough, the hanging with his friends and touring isn't enough. You gotta go get that. Like, yeah, so when you get the accolades aren't enough. But when the hot chicks... So get pussy! From when I was back in the day, before I was married, it was never enough, right?

So you gotta keep doing it. And this thing with him, I'm telling you he saw he fucked up learned his lesson Put it back together was wiped because I really believe this guy wants to be with his family Be with his wife, and then it slowly trickles back in and now all you need is one person to Break down the dam like this girl and now it all comes out which sucks because it's like You know you two girls went up there, it was, nothing happened, you didn't get it, it was just a silly thing with a fucking dude

that you thought was famous, and you were excited to be with famous dude and the guy for your story, and now you're jumping on the bandwagon. But these two, I don't blame these two as much, they're dumb. I don't blame any of them. I'm saying these two are dumb dips. I don't blame these two as much there. I don't blame any of them say these two are dumb dips I don't blame the girl like I feel I listen I I feel bad for Joe

To say that you know I know I'm sure to get some kind of things like fuck him He's a mom. I don't think he is a monster bad for the girl She's getting she's getting death threats the girl who was like yeah, she's getting attacked from both ends So she took it down. She took her video down The bruised the original girl is getting attacked by everybody, because they're saying that you went there, you were drunk, you knew what the fuck you were doing, which, yes, you're an adult,

you know what you're doing, you went there. But it doesn't... You came back the next day with shame, and I fucked up, and you expressed that out in the open, and now it looks like he's... Is he... That's my question, like Christine, maybe you can answer this. I'm not a fucking woman, but is that assault?

Is that really? I don't think I can answer that because the fact of the matter is that. It's up to you, I mean, you weren't there. Well, it's, well. No, no, I'm saying it, you were not there. Well, I said, I don't think this is sexual assault.

I think that there has to be some, I think if you're gonna like spank and bite and choke, that's a conversation you kinda need to like have in the moment. It's not my thing. If a guy wanted to bite and spank and bite and choke, that's a conversation you kinda need to like have in the moment. It's not my thing. If a guy wanted to bite and spank and choke me, I wouldn't be into it. So it's, you know, it's the thing with being so young too

is there, you are kinda told, like if you're drunk and you go out and hook up with somebody, it's rape. And I don't believe that, being somebody that had a drinking problem for years and had sex with lots of people when I was drunk. Now you have a house. Now I have a house. My fucking drinking problem bagged this one.

You got drunk and got fucking raped. I was a mistress. Christine used to be a drunken rapist back in her heyday. She raped you. She raped me. No, again, the thing is that you're just talking to these young, dip girls, and I feel like Assault, I don't get it, I wasn't there, I don't know,

but by description of what's being said, nothing sounds like Assault, and all these young girls, they're also just telling these stories in a giggly of like, ah, but he's like a perv who brings him up to the room, and again, I even hear the thing, it's the way you're saying it, things being said with the evil piano behind it versus Just being said they're like he says he hates outy belly buttons

And so he asked if we had outies and we showed our outies and then he like touched our belly buttons and whatever It's like I see that in a conversational happening. This is like a flirty kind of goofy thing Whatever, but like when they're retelling the thing you're like, yeah, it's the idea. I'm definitely not a Respect I'm not I'm not a rub shoulders so much of like girls are definitely not a lower back grabber and shit like that But I've certainly with like Adele at the stand or something like that That's somebody or McCall are people had like jokingly dip when I'd see them or so, you know, I'm saying And I would and I know them well enough that I would do that But I also but that's not who are with the service there because you don't know any of them anymore

There was a time where you knew all the waiters in your familiar There is some servers to stand that I would not mind rubbing shoulders Yeah, yes, the question is is the age if these girls were like 30 35 Would it be a different story? There wouldn't be a story. No. I think even late 20s dude I'm telling you there's nothing because you think they want to be on TikTok. I think that also listen he's public enough there's nothing even. They'd be on Facebook. There it would have to be such a far-off shot and that even conversationally with me that if I was hanging out with a girl on the road after a show that she would be unaware

Christine's existence so I don't like school around the whole thing Yeah, if you're with a girl they should know you said this to me one time somebody should know I Said when we're talking about the situation I go someone has to know what's going on has to know some my biggest fuck up on my biggest get caught which was The girl with the Craig Craigslist thing and the whole deal was that they But they neither of them knew right I was lying the both of them whatever and it's not that you should do any of this I'm not condoning any of it. I'm just saying someone's got to know More times before you learned your lesson with me Jason S.A. No, no.

No, the one before you. You're lucky you didn't make it back then. You would have all your shit taken away. No, that's actually a little soft. But you're wrong though. Each one got a little bit better. Each one got a little bit better because the one didn't know anything.

Yeah, both of them. Someone did know. But then the second one, the other one knew. Yeah. The other one knew there's a thing. How do you live with your baby mama. Oh no. So they had no.

So wait, there was three big dogs before Christine. Three big dogs that came in. Nice. Yeah, three big dogs and one. Two after. Three after. Three. Four or five after.

Four or five. Yeah, full girlfriends behind the scenes back. Four girlfriends. Four girlfriends, one dude. And one guy. And one guy. And he loves nail polish. Jay, but here's the thing.

If, like this girl now, okay, it's going to be, like other guys are gonna be, I feel like she's coming out going, now, if this guy beat her up or sexually assaulted her I mean that if he's hitting her biting her and doing weird shit to her that she was like stop no but It's like we I don't know. It's like weird were you into like I was never into that I don't like I had a girl just want me to choke her once I was like I'm not into it because

It's like I don't know where your line is and I don't want to get caught her once. I was like, I'm not into it because it's like, I don't know where your line is and I don't wanna get caught in it. I'm not choking you, I'm not hitting you. You wanna make out, we can make out, we can fuck. I'll eat your butt, you can stick fingers in mine. We'll do some weird shit, but I'm not choking, you're hitting you. I don't want bruises.

It's one of the very few me hooking up on the road stories we ever tell, cause it was so haywire, was a girl who was a waitress at a comedy club in Michigan somewhere, and came back to the room me afterwards, I gave Christina a heads up on that, and then I called her pretty quick afterwards to be like, yo. I'm like, that girl was, she was hot, this chick.

Yeah, very sexy. And then she goes, and then she was like, and then she goes, hit me in the face. And I went, I gave the most gentle, like I was like, I swear to you, I was like, why don't I want to break the momentum? So I was just like, I mean, like a real like, I mean, like fingers tap on like, yes. And then she goes, no, no, like, like hit me, like hit me, really hit me. And then I was like, I mean, if I tell you, I gave 2% more pressure than the first. And she goes, no, I really want me to like punch,

like hit me. And I was like, oh no, you got the wrong guy. And I said those words, I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna hit you. I don't, like that's weird. She was asking me to hit her. I need you to snap me out of this. I don't know why I'm here right now.

Well, you're not wrong. The next day she came to work all fucked up and like they had to send her out like home. She came to work like drunk on pills and all kinds of stuff. And I was like, oh that now it all adds up I was like wait Why are you why is the comic taking care of the drunk waitress like they don't know you hooked up What did you say you had a guy do what do you I had a guy asked me hang on one second that everybody ready?

No, I had a guy asking me to call him the end we're in bed, and I wouldn't do it I was like that's not my deal. That's not my fetish like I don't want to I called him it You had a guy, but he was black? Yeah. Okay. I mean if it was a white guy, I mean done it, like what is this? Oh, black Lou, I know you've done that, you son of a bitch.

I've asked for it with three different girls and they've all said no. Yeah, because. One being my wife. Really? Yeah, I'm like we know each other. I'm like no. You should have hooked up with my wife.

She woulda just said it without you asking. Yeah. What are you talking about? Get over here, you fuck. Listen, man, it's sad to me because sex is, you can't fucking do weird shit anymore. I mean, look, that hitting and biting is, I don't know, why you would leave evidence, why he would do anything

that you know you're not supposed to be doing in the first place, and then you're gonna bite or hit and leave bruises is nuts. Listen, I'm saying, he might be technically within his relationship okay to do this. It's just he's making the worst decisions on who he's picking then. Because it's these things are...

How do you know? Because, like, these two girls, like, same thing. Like, if I was talking to these two girls, same thing, if I was talking to these two girls after a show, I'd already see, I'm like, no, dude, these girls like dips. They're just two young dips. But if they were like, hey, let's go back to your room, I wanna get high.

I would smoke, absolutely, I'd smoke pot with these girls and everything like that. Let me tell you something, I don't know what I would do if these two girls were like, hey, can we go back to your room and suck and fuck you? You'd have a decision to make then. I just got hard when you like that. Let me tell you something. I don't know what I would do if these two girls were like, hey, could we go back to your room and suck and fuck you? You'd have a decision to make then. I just got hard when you said that. Thank you. Is it the sex underwear?

But do you get what I'm saying? I don't think that's what this was. I think he kept going like, he's like, oh hey, thanks. Oh, you guys shouldn't drive home. You shouldn't drive home. Let me get you a hotel room right next to mine. And it's just like.

That's creepy. Because you're dancing around it. You're dancing around it. If these girls were like, hey, we came to fucking like rock, let's fuck, like then go fuck them I guess. I don't give a shit. I don't really have like a, other than I go, man, it's like, I can't believe.

Here's what my thing is more with this. I know what Joe got, not that he's an ugly guy by any stretch I'm saying, but like, you just look at these two girls, or the three girls, or the four that have been coming forward. He looks like he should own a slush company.

Well when you see him, it's like, he's not a fucking good looking guy. God bless him, but he's not. The fact that he would be like, these girls, I wouldn't trust somebody who I'm like, Dears fucking me because they think, or they're hanging up because they think I have money is what I would think.

If a girl like that came up to me at the, If a girl like that wanted to fuck me, I'd go, she's gonna try to get money from me later. If a girl like that came up to me at the. If a girl like that wanted to fuck me, I goes, because she's gonna try to get money from me later. If a girl like that came up, these two girls come up to the show and we're like, we wanna fuck you, I would be like, you have a fetish, then you're into stretch marks and dead toenails.

Jesus Christ, you have a dead toenail? Yeah, I'm proud of it. Keeps these fucking bitches away so I don't have to lose my marriage. Oh God. But yeah, dude. You find a young woman that's gonna take you with that dead tone. You leave your marriage. Yeah Yeah, but these girls if these girls are into if they come up to me after show Not to say like but if young 20 year old 19 year old girls like hey, we I'd like you're out of your mind

It's not happening. It's not happening because it's nothing good is gonna come out of it, and he should know that Now everybody's fucked that poor girls getting death threats She's getting she's a bitch. She's getting all the shit She kept the photo of her up huh is that the one how many nine million fuck I might suck his dick and say he's a Rapist just to get some views on my Instagram DMs DMs being posted is crazy what is it oh he's yeah this is it's nothing listen it's it's it's basic flirting until it's just it's just a matter be mortified by DMs of people posting DMs and posting text messages such just like Such a rat Rats It's awful They're all rats

It's such an invasion of privacy This fucking generation, if you post a DM, you're a rat You're a piece of shit You're a piece of shit You're a rat It's a direct message Unless someone, by the way, if someone's threatening you violently Of course

That's different To do, to do, to do, when someone's like Or somebody's admitting they did rape you, you know, it's like Yeah, of course, but I'm saying this type of shit rat Like you guys are sexting sexting so embarrassed. Yeah Sexting is like rat. It's like we're rats. We weren't rats. We were you Will them you could there is nothing there's no you guys had my space. It was nothing you could have done that on my space They have my one

It's on the pipeline to put them in put them in your top 10. This guy. I just, man, why he's choosing these young ones, it seems to be the whole dumb of it. And maybe I lucked out. I said maybe I lucked out that I had that thing because of Isabella's age, that it all kind of struck me in a different way, but I'm just like, a 22-year-old kid is a kid, man.

That's a kid. We lucked out, dude. We lucked out in the biggest way. We got out of our creeps stage in the nick of time I don't know if I'm out of a creep stage Me too happen me and Jay have hooked up with a lot of girls I mean me too happen I remember sitting down going like do we have anything we have to worry about like is this like Didn't she's like no He's like I don't go I'm a big met me, Keith, and Voss, and Norton were like, nice knowing you, dude.

Why do they ask me? When I walked up to the cellar one night, I remember Keith goes, how many Me Too's you got coming your way? And I was like, I genuinely, none. Yeah. I'm just not, again, it's not that I. Sad.

It's not that I haven't. You have no Me Too's, you asshole. You're a fucking loser. I'm not a loser, I'm a. Nerd. I'm a fucking, I'm a big nerd. You're a big nerd that has no me too's you asshole. You're a fucking loser. I'm not a loser, I'm a... A nerd. I'm a fucking... I'm a big nerd. You're a big nerd that has no me too's? No dude, I'm insecure as shit dude.

And I'm so afraid of a girl being uncomfortable. And I'm like, oh exactly. Why would I think you'd be here? I'm a dumb fat idiot. Why would you wanna fuck me? They really have to be clear. And I know from experience. We should be very clear. We have to be clear with the big guy everybody. Now, before we take very clear with Jay. You have to be clear with the big guy, everybody. Now, before we take a break, let me know,

are you prepared for the future with prep? Because Jacob here has been taking prep for two weeks, and Jacob, nonstop cream pies up your ass, aids free, am I right? Great job. Great job. You're doing great job, Jacob. Oh, I have a note.

Somebody, one of our friends, Erin, told us, she texted and said, Hulu does not do targeted ads It goes the same to everybody. Well, then everyone's getting it Well, Chris, there's a neighborhood. There you go. Wow, Christine. That was hey Christine or fun Fact-check the whole show at the end. I thought you just killed the prep Joe Big Jay what a choice gonna be Atlanta Nashville me and him are gonna be in Nashville and go to youtube.com Slash big Joe cousin to watch them and they is premiering very soon. Check me out Nashville on the 9th I got a show you guys are the best Robert Kelly

I don't want to be plugged to this. I don't want to be connected. We'll see you tomorrow. What the fuck was that? See you tomorrow. Peace out. Peace out.