The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - You're My Super Bowl

Episode Date: December 26, 2024

Bobby finally sees the finale of Yellowstone and has a strong reaction to it. The rest of the gang does not share his love for strong female characters. Molly Hatchet opens the show and leads to talk about a band called Mindless Self Indulgence who love to get booed when they perform. Christine thinks Jay has a complete lack of sentiment. Bobby finds out who bombed at the Roast of Jellyroll. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. This is your dad's friend's Jennifer's Over music. My dad's friend's Jennifer's here so I gotta stay outside until Molly Hatchet's Over. Molly Hatchet, wow I forgot that band. Well they're the, I'll tell you why everybody forgets that band. Their album art, we've talked about this before, their album art doesn't go with their music at all. All Maui hatchet shit's like big Viking like battle axes and like horned like big like

warriors. More like Iron Maiden type shit. Yeah and their music is like bar rock. Pop country. Yeah. Yeah it's definitely like MGD music yeah Miller genuine draft this is like a country this is a country bar fight song yes right yeah look at their album covers they're hilarious

why are they from like any sense are they from here are they from Norway they have to be from here It's like Norton's girl It's all Nikki Norton on a griffin Nikki Norton on a dragon Maybe you know where not a look at that an evil whale Yeah, their album covers made no sense to what they were an evil whale. Yeah, what is it? Yeah, I don't know what's in what they were. An evil whale? Yeah. What is an evil whale? I don't know, what's in the background there?

It's a ship on fire. Oh. It's a Viking funeral. Oh, Viking funeral. Yeah. They went to the, for a set of like art. Oh, they went back to it. Oh, they had one album cover that was just them?

Well, look at that. That's more like it. That makes total sense. Although the guy in the front is dressed like a jerk-off. Which one? With no shirt and just like a jerk-off. Which one? With no shirt and just holster? Yeah. Bullets?

It was like a snapshot from a southern gentleman fantasy camp. That was cowboy camp? Yeah. I didn't know there was two girls in Molly Hatchet. Look at the band members in Molly Hatchet. And then type the girls' names and write in the board, dude, next to it.

Thank you. Bobby, you were saying something? There's only one girl. I think, is that not a girl on the other end too? No that's just a guy, all of them look like girls. I think, I think, yeah that's a girl and I think second from the left. That's not a girl, that's a guy.

No. That's a guy. No. That's a mustache. Dude, he's wearing a vest. Is that a mustache? I don't know. Yeah, that's a guy dude.

The other couple girls were in a vest too. No. So there's one girl Well, I guess we'll find out We know it's former members Mm-hmm. Nope. Nope. Nope Nope. Nope. No girls so far. No All right, very feminine men. Okay. Nope. Nope All right. Very feminine men. Okay, nope, nope.

Teresa McCoy. Leslie? Nah, she was only background vocals. Maybe that's the Christine. None of this makes any sense. Maybe she like took care of the band and made sure everything worked right like Christine does to this show. Go to the Wikipedia.

This is Wikipedia. When that last album come out, that's what we've got to find out. When was that album where they're all in the cover? I'll say 1978. Sometimes you get lucky, dude, and there's a girl in a band who's done some light nude modeling before they got in the band. It happens.

Cherokee Park's sister from Nashville Pussy. That's expected. What the fuck was her name? Something Parks. But so funny is like she's old. I just looked this up the other day to remember. She's an older lady now, which is pretty funny, but I saw her and them open for Marilyn Manson

and they were still like pulling their tits out and like crazy, but it's like 20 some years ago. And that's just an old lady. Must be nice to not have a kid and have time to look shit like that up. Huh? I have a kid. Yeah, but you don't have a kid that lives with you.

Right. Yeah. You know what I did? Yeah, but I'm sure have a kid that lives with you. Right. Yeah. You know what I did? Yeah, but I'm sure you didn't have time to look shit up back then. You could start challenging me on this stuff in two years when you make it past the time I made it living with Isabella.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Isabella got 12 good years of me being there the whole time. Yeah, and you had to do shit. Then I was train dead. And then I was car dead. And now you're? And now I'm pay her rent dead, so she has a place to live dead.

You're such a good dad. And Uber's to and from my house dead. I'm not paying Max's rent, 16. No, she's not in the band anymore, but her name was Something Parks. What the fuck was it? I'll look it up, I was gonna say they put you on their Instagram when you were heading.

Oh yeah, now they've been reaching out who? oh They said molly hatchet's reaching out Nashville pussy. They do an awesome rock and roll whochi-coo cover Yeah, yeah They're what bring up like a video of them playing live like from back in like the day or so They're actually a national plays a fun band to watch there. I don't know if they're talented as much as they are fun fun band to watch. I don't know if they're talented as much as they are fun. Isn't that a lot of people from Nashville? But the lead singer and the other girl guitars, two girls, were in the band when I saw them. The other one is, she's hot in her own way too,

and she's a... 2000? Perfect, that'll work. I love all girl band. That's not even the one that gets naked. That's the lead singer's wife. Oh, it's the guy's, that's the lead singer's wife. Oh, it's not all girls? No, no, no, no, no. Lead singer's a guy who's always looked 45. Whoa, look at the back of his, he's got long hair with bald patch in the back.

They're fun though. That's what my hair would look like if I grew it, by the way. Ha ha. They're fun though. That's what my hair would look like if I grew it, by the way. Yeah, Nashville pussy. But yeah, the one showed a puss in everything. Not his wife. His wife runs around in her panties though, a bunch. Cory Parks. She did a nude modeling? Yeah I think before Nashville Pussy I don't

think she knew. Pussy. Thank you. And I forget his wife's name like she makes a lot of ugly face she's got Rachel Feinstein situation like she's a cute chick that makes a lot of ugly face for the purpose of art. Had sex with Black Comics? Had sex with Black Comics, yeah, there she is. Wow. She's kinda hot. Those are my type of, that's my type of woman right there.

Oh yeah, really, that's your type? Good, good. Most guys think this is gross, I guess. Yeah. Lou, look away, this is yuck. Well, I'm saying that it's like that mom tits. I like a nice Droopy tit there's her with her titches hanging out. Yeah, I like a nice droopy boob. No, they're not droops They're big fakies, but uh look at her now look at her. Those are droopy boobs

I don't like that you're fucking denying everything I say by the way. Those weren't droopy boobs. Yeah Dude, that's a mom body. That's not a fucking hot chick body. What? That right there? Mom body that's not a fucking hot chick body wife that right there That's you she's a little thick in the middle ish, but I mean she's thin but she's slim She's got I had a kid belly maybe that look at the size of that belly Well, I'll tell you what she actually has I think she's like six foot two that belly button is like the size of Jacob's mouth Is she six foot two yeah, and she says eat me right above her snatch, which is pretty hot. But if you look at her now, it's so funny, she's like an older lady.

You can find her Instagram, she has Instagram. Yeah, I have it. It's weird, her Instagram bio says I'm 27. Yeah. But I mean, yeah, look at her playing with Lemmy. Yeah, wow. I mean, that's crazy. 20 years, man.

She was so hot. Well, I guess with a mom body. Sorry, buddy. Is that her with, no, thank you, I appreciate you. Is that her with short hair up there? Yeah. I like that. No, no, no, she was,

but that's gonna be her younger for sure. I like short haired girls. Go up, it's with her with Lemmy. It's like the first picture. All the way up to the top. You can just swipe as hard as possible. Yeah, there's her with short hair. I like that.

Yeah, no, she was hot, but it is funny, she's just like an old lady now. Yeah, they used to really fucking dike off hard on stage. It was pretty great. Is that a girl that she's kissing? That's a guy. That is a guy.

Is a guy? Yeah, that is a guy. But her and... Is a guy. Is a guy? Yeah, that is a guy. But her and the other girl would make out and stuff on stage. It was great. They were a fun live show, open for Marilyn Manson in place of Hole, because Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson couldn't get along. Both of them trying to rape each other.

I didn't know these facts. You know that Hole and Marilyn Manson hated each other? I don't think anybody did except for them and you. Oh, I knew, because they changed the whole tour. It was supposed to be Monster Magnet, Hole. Who the fuck knows this shit? And Marilyn Manson. I went to the show.

And instead it was, actually that was the greatest Marilyn Manson intro I've ever seen. The Spectrum, but it was Nashville Pussy Monster Magnet. It sounds like a weird, they don't sound like a band that would go with Marilyn Manson crowd. Yeah, they were oddly received. There's a couple of bands, Nashville Pussy's sort of one of these bands too,

they're like novelty, you could really dig them. I think they're fun and good musically, but like it's a niche genre for sure. And there was another band I used to go see and like the fun was almost to boo them. And I like a couple of their songs too. Mindless Self Indulgence, you ever heard of them before? They're great, but they would just go on stage to get booed.

I've seen them open for corn, everyone just boos them. They look annoying and sound annoying, but they're fun. But they like getting booed. I think that just is the thing. Oh, to boo them? Bring up Mindless Self-Indulgence Live. They're a fun band though, but I mean, it's really ridiculous.

While she's bringing that up, I'm also gonna tell you, I'm gonna have her bring up separately. Kristi Nutt, that song is so hardcore. Yeah, turn it up. It's crazy, huh? ["Mindless Self-Indulgence Live"] Is that a- this is a Worcester mass. Is he dressed as a Nazi? Are you playing two things or is that how bad they are?

But he has a swastika on his arm. Is this Anthony Kumi, his favorite band? What the fuck? What kind of band is this? You're still playing Willie Hatchett, yeah. Why? Still playing Nashville Puss. We're in Hanukkah right now, dude.

Not yet. Hanukkah starts Christmas Day, Christine said. No, it doesn't. That's what she said. It starts being Christmas Day. It's not Christmas Day. We're in Hanukkah right now, dude. Not yet. Hanukkah starts Christmas Day, Christine said. No, it doesn't. That's what she said.

It starts before Christmas. No, this year it starts on Christmas Day. Oh, they change it every year? Oh yes, I did know that. On their calendar. I don't like that. They shouldn't be able to fucking go into our day. Bring up one of the good songs, Christine Live.

Jacob? I don't know what a good song this is. Why are you guys going in on our day? I think it's just coincidence. That's not coincidence. They're trying to cock block Christmas. I don't like it. That can't happen.

Well, there's Never Wanted to Dance is a great one. I forget what their other big one was that I loved. But yeah, you can see why these guys are going. Oh, Ir're in Plaza. That's what I'm talking about. I cannot get a real job anymore. What is he holding? He just goes out to annoy the audience. It's like clowns. Is he holding up a blow up unicorn?

Yes. You ever try putting an application together at Starbucks Starbucks it with urine and they're like, no thanks. Excuse me, you're very low. Jacob loves this. What's my new nickname? Little Jimmy? I don't know what it is, but this guy really hits Jacob's funny bone for some reason. Jacob, why do you like this guy so much? He's got it. What's my new nickname? Little Jimmy? What's the name?

That's later. Oh God. Fast forward to the singing. I can't watch this guy ham anymore. This is like a fucking improv show. Mother fuck. Stinks. That's what I'm saying. They just do it to get booed.

No, they're doing a good job. I can't hear it now. Oh. Oh. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Now, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Now, let's do this, yo. We go, go.

We go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go I mean, you can see the way he's dancing. But they're fun. I like a band that looks like they're having fun. What song is this? Never Wanted to Dance. We'll come back from commercial break with it.

It thumps. But what's their other big song I loved? It's better. I looked up their hits. What Do They Know? Let's see. What Do I loved? It's better. I looked up their hits. What do they know? Let's see. What do they know? That's it?

Great tune. What do they know about that? Oh, I thought you wanted to come back from breaking it. Oh, yeah, I did say that. You're right. I'm wrong. Wow. What?

That was great. What? You just said it, you're right, I'm wrong. Yeah, you're right. It's so pristine. That does deserve a pivin for me. Not you. No, for me.'re right. Steve Christine. That does... deserve a pivin for me. Not you.

No, for me. All right. No, it was very... I acknowledged that I was wrong quickly and I said something. I deserve something nice for that. You're right. Well... Your goddamn right, you're good.

We have 26 pivins. 26 original pivins. Not 27. We had 27. Now we have 26. No, Bobby. There's never been 27. It's not it's not even exists There was always 26 26 always 26 always 26 the other one is nullified if there ever was one but it wasn't one so there's only been 26 there doesn't oh man I think couple fucked all over that flyer last night. You know, they did you guys hang out with that couple who stole the flyer? Hmm.

Why here there was shenanigans? It says on the page there were shenanigans after the show. I don't really think there were. Oh, who thought there were shenanigans? You, Black Lou? Me. You had shenanigans.

Shenanigans were us trying to get that pivot back from her. Oh, I love that. Oh, oh, I thought like something wacky happened afterwards. And then also, Jake got his ass kicked in a beer pong last night. By who? Me and my teammate. Who's your teammate? Wacky happened afterwards. And then also, Jake got his ass kicked in beer pong last night, but...

By who? Uh, me and my teammate. Who's your teammate? Uh, one of the people we were hanging out with. I don't think you know them. Uh, oh, I know Shannon Glazer. I thought I saw her. Did they get invited to your barbecue?

No. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Just good, because, yeah. It's a very exclusive guest list. It is. Very, very exclusive. It's a very exclusive guest list. It is. Very, very exclusive. We did have an amazing show last night.

Hope everybody enjoys it. It'll be airing tomorrow. Last night was fun. Very, very fun. I like doing the, you know, you do these holiday shows. Sometimes they can be stressful. These are always... I never get stressed out with these because it's so much fun.

I keep you even. You keep me even. I keep you nice and even. You keep me nice and even. I go, don't worry, dude. Everything's fine. I mean, I did feel a little ridiculous in our outfits outside. I just started living it. Yeah, you really did. You wore the hat for the rest of the night.

Pretty sure the hat came off when I realized it was on at about one in the morning. Christine didn't say a word. You got... She liked it. She treated me as house decoration. You look so cute with that. She actually tried to move you this morning and put you in another spot in the house. I was bummed.

Jelf on a shelf. Mine was the only one that didn't come in time, my outfit. Yeah, but you did get little, thank God Bob, Bob Kelly travels with Christmas lights. Yes. Yeah, I blew that. That's right. How wild was that?

You didn't blow it, he said it didn't come in time. Yeah, but you know. Yeah. My outfit though. When I checked all the props, I should've realized they were missing and grabbed some. Thank God you had them. Jacob, your character is your costume.

That's right. Whatever the costume you're wearing is what becomes the character. You don't need that. A strong actor can do anything is anything. I overcame. Yeah. Daniel Day-Lewis can play Hamlet in an Adidas tracksuit. It doesn't fucking matter.

He stole Hamlet. It's true. He becomes it. It is. You... When you live the character, privately, it's just another day. You're just walking onto the stage.

My favorite part was when Colin realized that Jacob was Jake. And he walked out and he was like, he went, what the fuck? He becomes it. We gotta scrap on our games, I think the consensus was we gotta scrap one round. One round. One round of those. Three rounds is fine.

And poor Colin, Bobby assured Colin that it was only three rounds when you said, but the way you said it, he goes, and now for the third round. He didn't say the final round. And Colin goes, how many rounds is this? And you went, three Colin, relax. And then Bobby, and then moments later,

Jacob had to go, round four. Oh God. It was a quick round, that was really the bonus round. And it always went horribly wrong. Well here's the deal, with Colin, you have to piecemeal him. First it was just to do the Christmas show, and then it was the game show.

I let that in a couple days later, and then three days before I let him know he was Santa Claus, and I slipped that in. I was like, yeah dude, get you Santa Claus. He goes, what? I go, the show, he goes, no, what did you say about Santa Claus? I go, oh, you're Santa Claus.

He goes, you never told me that. And then I told him it was three rounds. You got to kind of piecemeal him. I got you. How about when we saw Keith outside in our costumes and he was having a good, strokey laugh at us, and then you reminded him that he played Santa Claus last year. And then he went, damn it.

God damn it. God damn it. He just remembered he did. He's like, shit. Yeah, well, last year we put him in the full Santa Claus outfit. Oh yeah. And this year we switched it up for Colin

and gave him a nice sports jacket. Sequence. Nice sequenced sports jacket. Yeah, he looked good. Oh, we wanted to get him there. Yeah, we got him. You gotta lure him a little bit. You gotta lure Colin out,

and then piecemeal him with the information. Yeah, last night was fucking fun. Really good show. I think the highlight for me was the Patrice thing. Yeah, well, we don't wanna push it too much. No. Because it's happening. You'll hear it.

It's a bit on the show, but it's really great. It was great. It really was. It was great. It's a very funny bit. You'll hear it when it happens If you could hear it over the blubbering of Bobby and Colin Quinn, I'm sorry. We just cared about Patrice a lot. So did I well Maybe you could show it. Yeah for robot Patrice. I want to say something to you

AI Go try to hug AI Patrice? I wanna say something to you. It's not row, it's AI. Oh wait, go try to hug AI, Patrice. Fuck you, dude. If that didn't affect you to hear your friend No it did, of course. Talking in real time like he's there, that was nuts. When he says your name.

Okay, you're fine. Because he was talking like he was in the room. Spoiler alert. Big guy, this is fun. You're giving the whole bit away, but let it out. Okay, you're fine. Because he, you know, he was talking like he was in the room. Spoiler alert. You're giving the whole bit away, but it's fine, I understand you're emotional about it. Well, you brought it out of me. Cut, cut, cut. It was a big reveal. Bo-ruh, a-da, a-noi, a-le-ay-nu, a-le-lu-um.

I'm gonna tell you this right now. So, I'm in. Yellowstone, I watched it this morning. Yeah. It was awesome. Istone, I watched it this morning. It was awesome. I knew you'd like it. Come on. Buddy.

You're out of your mind. I was in tears. You're... Here he goes again. You can't turn off the waterworks with this guy. I think I'm going to... Why? Was Patrice's voice in Yellowstone?

What made you cry? Cry? I think I'm going to therapy too much. I think you're going to therapy too much. I think I have to cut back to like. I think you're going to therapy too much. I think I have to cut back to like twice a month because. I'll take this, did you cry because the show's over and you're not gonna have the show to make you escape anymore?

No, no, I didn't cry because of that. I understand crying over that. I cry when football and Sixers season ends. That's so fucking crazy. Because then I have nothing. You have something, you have your beautiful girl you live with and your dog. Why do you set her up for this kind of failure?

I don't. Why do you say things like that? You have a beautiful life. No, anytime, I can't get complimented without Jade taking me down a notch. Yeah. You know he's, you know. Stop feeding her.

I don't know shit. Christine, let me tell you something right now. I've seen you guys in these little moments you have, and he is connected to you. He just doesn't want to show it. Yeah. This is the problem with Jay. I'm not going to look at Jay when I say this.

I'm going to look at you. The problem with Jay is... Bobby farted really loud in front of a guy in the elevator. No, you didn't. Really loud. Today, on the way up? On the way up. This would make Jay, this would-

There was one big bubble explosion with- Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. This is what makes Jay so funny, is that he's- Complete lack of sentiment? Yeah.

Yeah. Anytime it gets a little real, he goes to funny. That was his defense mechanism his whole life, and he still has it No Christine gets upset if I tell you how much she stinks So stop bringing it up Let me tell you something Yellowstone Was a great ending

they they I thought they summed it up perfectly and in the way they dealt with the land, which I called by the way, I did call it. Mm-hmm, you did. And the way, which is a full circle, amazing that they did that. And the way Beth dealt with what she dealt with, with Jamie was fucking great. You're out of your mind.

Are you crazy? Dude, that was sitcom great. You're out of your mind. Are you crazy? Dude, that was sitcom worthy. No. She had like the lamest line. The fact that they gave her that line. I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say this. She was knocked unconscious twice in one fight. That is fucking crazy.

That line. You'd have permanent brain damage. The line that she gave on the casket, I laughed out loud when she said it. It was fucking disgusting. It was like gross writing. Yeah, I mean listen, when she said that line, she could disgusting. It was like gross writing. Yeah, I mean, listen, when she said that line, she could've... Oh, spoiler alert, who gives a fuck?

She whispers to his casket, I will avenge you. Yeah, it was very... It was a cartoon. It was very Captain America. And then she went solo to fight a man by herself. But no, you're not reading into it. She went there.

If you remember when Rip. She wanted to have her ass kicked, so. She knew she was gonna get her ass kicked. She knew she might get killed. She knows that this, and she knows her boy, her man Rip, who was Rip again, came in. Fat Rip, that's why I was a couple minutes behind. It's not my, she left an hour before.

No, you're right, that's not cause Rip's fat. That's cause Cole Howser's fat. He's a fat ginger with no sense of humor and a jerk off. But Rip, you're right. We're talking about Rip. I'm talking about Cole Howser. I'm talking about Rip. You have a thing with Cole Howser, not Rip. Yeah, it bleeds into Rip a bit.

Turns out he's just a dumb simp who's fucking moving out to some other fucking ranch to work a lot for very little money No, he has his own ranch. She bought another ranch, right? But he said he just kind of make ends meet with the bullshit they could do out there You're not looking at the whole picture. I am looking at the entire picture if you saw in 1886 and 1923 and then you saw the whole thing with Yellowstone

They took that land from the Indians. The Indians came back and buried their people there and he said you can come here and blah blah blah. It all goes back to the Indians, the original people, and will stay the way it was. And they were taking all that shit down to make it the way it was before they took it, which is great.

Which also I says why I told you there's not gonna be any more Yellowstone. The show Yellowstone. No, I think they're gonna I told you there's not gonna be any more Yellowstone. The show Yellowstone. No, I think they're gonna go a spin-off on it on Yellowstone. Stop saying I think, I told you that's the answer. I read a thing. Why are you so aggressive today?

Because I said this yesterday, and you went, no, it's gonna be more Yellowstone, and I go, and then I didn't wanna tell ya, they take the whole ranch down. They take the whole ranch down, but I didn't know that. That's why I was making a... But now you're saying, I think they're gonna spin spin it off when I already told you that was the answer They're gonna spin it off, but it's gonna be you can't accept it

I know more about Yellowstone than you don't because you're not reading into it. You think the episode sucked It did suck. No, it didn't look at this You just you will watch Cole Howser do anything listen the fact that She can't have a kid was a big part of this that Jamie took her But you know right her There her get got her hysterectomy back in the day well We have a family well actually made her let me finish She made her which made her this ruthless fucking bitch

That was awesome that we loved and at the end of it. She wound up having the family She never thought she was gonna have With her first love, Rip. But no kids. And she has a kid. The kid they adopted, which is Rip. Oh, they stole the kid. They didn't steal him, he had nowhere to go. And they gave him a place to go like Rip.

Yeah, and then he grew three feet in a season. Well, that's what happens as a child. That's the fattest picture of Paul Houser. So she never really has a chance to raise a child because he came into the thing I think he was like eight and then he was like Fucking 17 she has it she has a family that she never thought she was going to have right and a major alcohol problem Of course she has a major alcohol problem, and she fucks everybody didn't fuck anybody anymore She will though she will not when she gets bored while he's out there on that ranch barely making ends meet

anymore. She will though. She will not. When she gets bored while he's out there on that ranch barely making ends meet. She doesn't have to make ends meet they own the ranch and she makes the money she's the breadwinner. She ain't getting any younger. Well I mean listen man Cole doesn't care about that. No he does. He does not. He's a cowboy dude. He doesn't care about that. They do. He she has the family now go to Casey he's got what he he wants right? He's got his family He chose he had to pass and go by he could save the ranch wait all that Indian wife starts aging like a fucking pear You'll see that happen quick. This is you're really going the negative route I'm trying to tell you you're secluded from the world in these places. They choose to live

They want to live once you get unattracted to each other it is over and it is not that's not the way It's the way you know cowboy way not the cowboy way the cowboy way you probably don't know the cowboy way I'm a cowboy Jacob knows the cowboy way Jacob certainly do but I don't know the show so I'm Fast so rip ends up like he has no money after all these years I know they have a lot of money you can barely make ends meet that's not French where he's got a few cows I think got 300 moving to the next Yellowstone. No he has a ranch and Beth makes the money Oh, right and that Casey is also gonna have a couple of cows on his thing 300

They'll barely make ends meet they're gonna make ends meet he's out buying cows with his son now on this place They live where his son can only become a school shooter or kill himself No, they made a million something dollars off the ranch on this place they live where his son can only become a school shooter or kill himself. That's not true. No. They made a million-something dollars off the ranch. They sold the ranch for $1.25 an acre back to the reservation, the Indians. If I was his son, I would go trans just to do something, just to have something to do.

The only way to save the ranch was to give it back to the original owners. The trans. And they made a deal that's not trans. I'm sorry. It's the natives. The natives. So they gave it back that's not trans. I'm sorry. It's the natives. The natives. So they gave it back to the people that they took it from.

Now the government can't fuck with the native, they can't fuck with the native people. That's their land. I said here you go, you filthy Indians. That's not what he said. Now go back to cutting each other's heads off, what? That's not what he said. I thought it was.

And with stipulations that we keep this part of it for Casey, they get a nice chunk of land to do their stuff on. And as long as you guys promise to go to sleep with these blankets every night, thank you guys. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. That's not what happened. It summed it up perfectly.

Jamie got murdered by Beth, RIP helped her and got rid of the body. In case he's gonna become an abusive husband. And they made it so that Jamie's taking the hit for everything. And Jamie, she took the beating so that Jamie, it would look like Jamie beat the shit out of her because she confronted him on killing her father. And then Jamie took off and left.

They don't know where he is. So everything got blamed on Jamie, which it should have been. Beth set that up. Rip came in, saved her at the last moment. She stuck a knife right in his chest and said, I want to be the last thing you ever see. Died, got rid of the body. They got a farm. Casey got a farm.

The land was back to where it was, will never be touched by anything like the father wanted, and everybody's happy. Beth's got a family, Jamie's with his family, I mean, Casey's with his family, they're not broke. They're all broke losers. Beth is a multimillionaire. No.

She's a multimillionaire. She's not though. She's driving a Bentley, dude, she's a multimillionaire. That thing's gonna be sold. That's not gonna be sold. They're gonna have to sell that. That is's not though. She's driving a Bentley dude. She's a multimillionaire things gonna be sold That's not gonna be so they're gonna sell that that is not you probably for parts at this point You're looking at barely making ends meet What if that's the opening of Yellowstone to where she's like we got it so in the car rips like We got to sell the car for feed

What do you want these heifers to eat or not the only part that sucked The only part that fucking took me out of it was which it leaned into the casket and went Yeah, that was bad. That's it. That was bad. What are the parts fight between her and Jamie was so I thought it was great That she got her ass kicked. She didn't just go in and beat Jamie's ass like she's done in the past Let me tell you how much that plant they didn't write that plan to be that plan They gave the way they led you into not knowing that was the plan was Too far-fetched

She came in he didn't go unconscious after she beat him on the head with a tire iron multiple times Then she bear sprayed him in the face. Yep, and then took an ass-kicking Yeah, but then he put he. He could have been dead from, I know, but he could have been dead. And then also, come on, Bobby. Even that, he was open in the fridge to pour milk in his eyes. And it's like that horror movie shot,

you know when he closes the fridge, she was gonna be there like, ah, waiting to yell when he closed, come on, Bobby. Everybody knows that. That fight was horrible. You used milk to. It's a base. Yeah, to get bear spray off your eyes.

Of course. That's not my problem at all. It was the thing of her waiting behind the fridge door when he closed it to do the surprise. It was bad. Listen, I thought it was a fucking great episode. Summed up the whole thing nice and neat. A lot of violence, a lot of crazy shit. Lot of tears. You didn't cry when the father... He also sent a bunch of people,

everyone was just kind of like these characters. They're like, alright, well, let's get this all done in one scene. Alright, you're gonna go work at a different ranch. You're just gonna go wander. You're gonna go work at that ranch. He goes, bye-bye everybody. Everybody just went their own ways.

Yeah, because that's what cowboys do, dude. Yeah. They go their own ways. Yeah. There's no big thing. They went into the sunset. They went their own ways. Yeah, because that's what cowboys do dude. Yeah, they go their own ways. Yeah big thing They went into the sunset. Well that one went off to go find the girl singer beautiful I can sing and perform for sure, but I'm telling he's only got about five years before she starts going down I mean every girl goes downhill with you dude. Well, especially those ones. No He's he went and found he let that girl go to stay on the ranch. And he made a mistake. That girl's got a crazy ex, for sure.

No. No, without a doubt. And she's fucking two guys in the band. She's not fucking anybody in the band. They do. He's the love of that. No, they aren't, dude. I always heard that.

She's his Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a little cheesy, too. Yeah. You're my Super Bowl. I know. It was a little bad. Bloody hell. I don't know if I'm going to watch this shit.

It's fucking great. Based on this episode. He finds this girl who he hung out with once and talked to this singer one time. They fell in love. They didn't fall in love in one night. You fell in love with Christine in one night. No, I didn't. Fucked her in one night though.

Boom. No, I didn't. You didn't have sex the first night? No. What'd you get the first night? Nothing, I think we. Fucked her in one night, though. Boom! No, I didn't. You didn't have sex the first night? No. What'd you get the first night? Nothing. I think I was just hung out. Really? Yeah.

I found that hard to believe. I'm sorry. Yeah, me and Dawn, too. Dawn, can she suck my dick on a rock? Oh, nice, dude. I saw that happen at the gathering of Juggalos. Dawn? That's how Juggalos meet.

I saw Dawn blowing at the gathering of Juggalos. I was surprised she was even there. It was hard to tell under the clown makeup. She goes for it. Yeah, yeah, this chick here. I wonder why she smelled like piss and lemonade. Yeah, so she, so yeah. They hung out one time and then he came back around

and was like, hey, I think I do wanna hang out with you. And then she goes, all right, I hope you're ready for life on a tour bus. And he's like, he's just now on a tour bus with? No, she's, see, this is what you do. That's not what happened. He said, she said, do you work on the, you have to go back to, he goes,

no, I'm done, I'm done. I wanna be with you. Right. And he was like, She's like, well, do you wanna skirt around with me while I'm on my tour bus? That's what he said. He said, how much to one of these guys make moving all your gear Yeah, she goes more than a ranch more than a cowboy on a ranch and he was like, all right

And he's like I'll work. I'll work for you. Yeah, I'll make money doing this. I'll help you I'll be on the road with you right God. Yeah What do you what do you think, Jesus Christ. What a bitch. What do you think? I'd rather work on a tour bus. Hey, this is Christine. I'm her roadie. That sounds great.

She's yelling at me, hey, stupid, pick up my microphone. I gotta run out. Stare you back off. Maybe you get to sleep in the back queen bed on the back of the bus. Fuck that. Not like Dane. No, you can't do that. Dane got the star lounge.

He wasn't supposed to. That really bugged me. Well, Bert has a star lounge, but it's Bert's, Bert owns the bus. I understand that. That makes total sense, because it's mostly him and his family. That's not what bugs me about it.

What bugs me about it, when we were told about the bus, we all get bunks, the back lounge is a place to hang. Another hang spot. And when they brought him into the bus, they were like, yes, it was a hang spot, and then another place to go on the bus, because you're on the bus a lot, great.

And then when they brought him back, they were like, oh, this can be, this is a lounge, or you can make it into a bedroom, like a queen bed. And he's like, oh, this can be like a, and he was like, make it that. Oh, he made his bedroom, I know what they'll do, right? Like where the, it's like a queen bed and he's like, oh this can be like a, and he was like, make it that. Oh, he made his bedroom, like I know what they'll do, right, like where the, it's like a circle, or you know what do you call it, like a U-couch?

Yep. And then you fill in the middle. They filled in the middle, so it was just a queen, beautiful, awesome bed. Damn. Well I was under, you know, Gary Gellman tooting all night. Which I didn't mind. Jack off on the bus at all?

Yes. Your stomach disagrees. That wasn't mine. That was somebody else's. Yes. Yeah, you have to. I did, yeah, I did. You have to.

Yeah. It's a very low motion though, because of the, when the bunk's low. Yeah, you can't arch your back. That's the hardest. When the bunk is, when the ceiling's like right there, you have to jerk off with limited wrist movement. You have to.

Like the ceiling's like right here. It's like a casket jerking off. You have to jerk off in a casket. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty brutal. I thought it was a great episode. I cried twice. What?

Let me ask you a question. What? When she came in, when he was in the barn, the casket, and she walked in and broke down, that didn't make you feel anything? No. Wow. I'm having a hard time removing myself

from the fact that this is all had to be written last second because Kevin fucking, Kevin Costner was like, fuck this show, fuck you guys. You gotta suspend reality, dude. I can't. What are you looking for, a boom mic, too? This is gonna go, ooh. You ever see a boom mic in a movie?

It's unbelievable. Yeah, I take you right out of it. It's crazy when that happens. Yeah. How's it get passed? Two of the main characters end up having to work for a domineering woman. Yeah.

Who, Rip? Yeah. That's one. And then the other's a roadie. Rip is not working. Rip's gonna work all day. He said he's living off the millionaire. No.

He's gonna live off of her while she gets drunk and fucks other guys all day. She bought a farm way out in Montana, away from everything. She bought him a farm. She goes, what do you think about this area over here? And he was like, well, it's away from everything and the winters are hard.

But it's a good place. This is my alpha wife who bought me a farm. She allows me to cowboy while she makes real money. So he's gonna contribute to her million dollar salary plus his 15,000 a year? I mean, this is not cowboy, Tom. I don't know who you are right now. I don't know the situation.

The situation is this, is that she bought him, them, the family a farm, so her new son and her husband Rip. You guys go shovel bullshit while I fucking, get fucking goofed up in the house. She's gonna continue, she has millions, so they're just gonna go live life as a family. She's gonna be on Cam Soda,

fucking flicking bean for young men. Christine, you didn't like it. The finale? Yeah. It was kind of, it was very, it was cartoonish. It was stupid. You didn't get emotional, Christine, when the father was in the barn with the casket.

Nope. Wow, you guys are just fucking. Best character. You're vampires. Best character is a little grating. You're like, it's like she you know you want to like love her, but it's just like so obviously Yeah, I got my dude where you're like you know everything we made it on her But like not a real character

I mean you women are fucking hard to please. You really are. You want strong women characters and then when they finally make one you guys bitch about that. I mean she is a, she is one of the best characters. You know what makes a good character? I mean she was one of the best characters on the show. When you don't, when you don't look at her as a woman or you don't look at her as a black

person or a Spanish person or a white person, you just love them. Beth is the shit. I look at him as a black person or a Spanish person or a white person. You just love him That is the shit. I look at Beth as a black woman Beth is one of the best characters ever written on TV. I like you know, what is this five seasons? So it was really just this last season. I'm gonna say enough with Beth. I'm gonna say this out loud And I don't care Bobby you're gonna I know you're racist. So you're not gonna want to hear this. I'm not racist. I know a lot of you guys won't feel the same way because of the color lines you've drawn in your lives, but Snowfall...

10 times better show than Yellowstone. What? The fuck is Snowfall? What's Snowfall? Maybe one of the best television shows I've ever watched in my life. It was so good front to back. It's about the beginning of the crack epidemic, and it's about Maybe one of the best television shows I've ever watched in my life. What was so good front to back? What is about the beginning of the crack epidemic in LA and? The CIA the government bringing it in and making deals with like these like local hood kids. It's awesome It's great. It's so good and it ends

Perfectly it's a perfect ending to a show. I can't comment on it because I didn't even know it existed. But it's one of the best shows I've ever seen. Best shows you've ever seen. Yeah, Lewis is the one who told me why. I didn't watch it for so long because Lewis said it. Why, because his mother, did he have his mother's scene in it?

They say it's great, it's like Breaking Bad. It's black Breaking Bad. Yeah, it's crack instead of myth. So good. So the CIA brought crack into the neighborhoods? This is new to you? I mean, look, man, I've heard it, but I never heard. Freeway Ricky Ross, dude.

Yeah, the CIA were funding, they were trying to get wars to spread democracy throughout, what was it, Nicaragua? They were fighting communism in Nicaragua by bringing coke into the country to get weapons. It's basically the Iran-Contra stuff happening at the time, and they're funding that. They're funding the rebels in Nicaragua. They're getting them weapons. So they have to make money to buy weapons.

So Nicaragua, these places, their export they're able to have, and what the CIA has plenty of is cocaine. So they bring it, sell it for a good price to somebody in bulk, who then, and that's like this kid here, Franklin St. becomes the like, he's the local dealer. So he makes it into crack. A guy shows him how to make it into crack, and then he becomes like a crack kingpin over the, it's so good. Him learning to make, the scene of him learning to make crack

is pretty out there, but... The government was just saying, here's some coke, and then this guy made it into crack, which became. They didn't care. Yeah, once it got into the hands of whatever, it was just, they were getting it, and they found that they could make this last a lot longer.

Right. And they all become fucking millionaires, like very quick, overnight. I mean, it sounds good to me. I'd watch that. It's violent? Yep. Episode two, there's a guy on guy rape, not in jail?

Would they rape him him just rogue rape? Like out of free- Prison rules. No, it's definitely like the, gotta straighten this dude out, so. And then the two other guys that went with him didn't realize that he meant he was gonna fuck his ass while they had to listen in the other room.

That's when they rape you to show you what a homo you are. And that is when they rape you to show you what a homo you are, Christine. When you're right, you're right. Perfect show though, I'm telling you, especially because it's done, so it's like, and they knew it was ending, so they wrapped it good, so good.

Six seasons. I never heard of it. Never heard of it. I'll watch it over the break. I'll let you know when we come back if I think it holds up. We just watched it, you'll like it. And I like, people are bitching that Taylor Sheridan puts himself in these things too much

I love his character in Yellowstone. I think he's great Well, I was just force-fed into that last one. I get I get the thing is there like last hurrah I get the thing but like I would have preferred Better cooler storytelling than force-feeding me like hey look at all the characters in a scene where they're sitting around a table Like who gives a shit? Yeah, you don't have to wrap it all up. Yeah, Teeter, fuck off, no one cares. How do you not, of course you gotta,

Teeter's going to the new shows, the Four Sixes. Yeah, she has to find out where there's new black cowboys. Well, there's some spin-offs. Once you get the taste. And another strong woman character, by the way. Teeter? You don't think Teeter is a strong woman character? Her name's Teeter, and I would punch her right in the face

and drop her like a fucking bad habit. Tell me she's tough. I think that Taylor Sheridan is probably one of the only guys that's putting real strong women characters out there. Like, Lioness is fucking great. And I love that Beth got the shit kicked out of her. If she went and beat Jamie up, it's kind of stupid. You know what I mean?

I love that Jamie, she knew she was probably gonna get her ass kicked. She got her shots in, Jamie beat the shit out of her. She took a beating, that's insane. And then she knew Rip was gonna come in and help her out and fucking she was gonna kill him. I think it was good. She thought so.

She did. She was hoping. She was hoping. That would be a better end if Rip never shows up. Yeah, he was like, well I gotta go to work. He's stuck. She did. She was hoping. She was hoping. That would be a better end, if Rip never shows up. Yeah, he was like, well, I gotta go to work. He's stuck in traffic. Enough with this one. I don't know if he knows, but I'm barely gonna be

making ends meet when we move, so I have to go to work. I don't know, man. I thought it was great. Snowfall. And I love the fact that there's one of the strongest people in it is a female, who is like, legit. I think she was one of the best characters in the show, if not the best, for sure.

The fact that a guy, you mentioned that a guy wrote that, I think it's amazing that a guy wrote a strong female character that everybody loved. You should be praised for that, not fucking whatever she did. She's British too, she's British, fuck her. Yeah, women are sluts and sexy and strong. You're everything.

I'm gonna get naked in front of all the cowboys to piss off my guy. When you put it like that, maybe... I like Beth. I do like the character Beth Strong, but it's just so obviously written by him. That's just it. I really don't like the fucking Christine's ruining Beth for me right now. Look, this is a, this kind of sums it up, this meme I saw, and it's just like a girl in a sexy outfit smoking a cigarette with a beer,

and it says male authors trying to show a woman at rock bottom. What do you guys want? I mean, what do you want? You wanna wear, you wanna be, you wanna have a martini and a fucking little dog? Do you know what girls at rock bottom actually look like, Bobby?

I'd say we run them out. I mean, listen, tell me. Is there such thing as a male separatists? All color is welcome, but just dudes. It's called the 50s. Yeah, there's that weird guy. The good old days, the greatest generation, when they didn't vote.

Just dudes, straight dudes. I like the fact that there's, even in Lioness, the stars of the show are all women. All women, badass fucking women. Snowfall has a... I mean, but I like the way he writes the women because it's realistic, it's not this... What?

It's not like Marvel, the way Marvel, Black Widow Black Widow, they just beat the shit out of it. I'd say it's far more than Marvel, yeah. I mean, Beth has survived being completely on fire. She's... She got blown up, she got blown up. She got blown up. I mean, car accidents, kidnappings, beatings. She got raped?

Oh, you know a character I really didn't like, though way more than Beth was the the the later Female character the mole did she have a mole the burnette that was like from the company trying Yeah, the ranch her character really bugged me, too Yeah, I actually got a box much though on the show which is very sexy But she had that mole that I couldn't get over I can't if it won't see it if you're much in her box Yeah, I know, but you know it's there because the sun hits it and then there's a shadow that goes down on your face. That would suck, dude. Just a long shadow on this little tiny mole, but it's just the sun's coming in.

Yeah, you can tell it's 6 o'clock because of her mole. Ugh. She gets sundial face? Get it off. I think you'll like Landman because there's two strong female characters. They're strong, but they're girly girls,

but they're strong personalities. No, the lawyer in Landman, she's a badass. Oh, right, but I'm thinking about the, I love that, it's not. No, no, wait till you, you're gonna love the. I'm all strong women. No, you're gonna love the daughter and the mom. But the lawyer is the shit too, she's really good.

Who's Allie Larder? The wife of Billy Bob Thornton. She's trying to show she's still got it. She's still got it good. She does. She's showing ass, yeah, yeah. She's still got it, I mean in a big way. She's hotter than the daughter, and the daughter's smoking hot, show she's still got it. She's still got it good. She's showing ass, yeah, yeah. I mean, in a big way. She's hotter than the daughter, and the daughter's smoking hot, but she's smoking.

She's had a strange career, right? Final Destination movies. She was in those for a while. Then she wasn't, wasn't she the whipped cream bikini in Friday Night Lights? She's nude in this. Then she had the, then she did in Jay and Silent Bob, where she does the funny one of the funniest scene

she does all the stuff to get through the Like she's trying to get through the laser beam defense system Yeah And they're all dressed in like a her and the other girls are all dressed in leather and she does like all the cart wheels And stuff to get through and then she lands just cracks a fart and it sends off the alarm pretty funny Yeah, I like one of pretty girls won't do a fart joke. Yeah, where's Jenny McCarthy? I don't know singer. He's got that show. He's got lioness. He's got tall man man. Tulsa Tulsa King was good, but it ended good

Ended good, but it was over. It was a little no it's going on season 3 See you got better season 2 got better. It was a little cheesy, but it got better towards the end. Isn't it a comedy show, though? No, it's funny. There's humor in it. There's humor in it, but it's a drama. But it's more of a... It's Dallas with a mob twist.

With a mob with action in it. It was pretty good. Okay. A little all over the place this season, but I liked it. I mean, I think, and then what's the other one he's got? The one with Jeremy Renner. Mayor of Kingstown.

Mayor of Kingstown is good too. You watch it? Yeah. What do you say it like that for? I don't like when you accuse me with a question. We have all the time to watch all this TV. Because dude, that's all I do. I think they're all updated Dallas's' but that's a good thing.

I mean that in a good way. Me and Don, when Max goes to school, we come up, we watch our shows. I told you, we live our day in reverse. Most couples want to be in that. He was involved in Sons of Anarchy? And most, we watch our shit during the day. What's he doing in Sons of Anarchy?

He was on it. He was on it. No. Yeah, he was on it. He was in it. No. Yeah, he was. I mean He was in it No, yeah, he was he I mean he's got a pretty wild career He was I think a stunt guy too any little muscly dude. He's got some tea man. He's super jacked He makes me want to do testosterone. I think I'm I think I'm gonna start doing tea. I don't like that Yeah, I shoot it in your ass. Yeah, you should have my ass. That's where it's going. Yeah, of course It's like I'm gonna get yoked is he a little fucking ass jab with the needle Can I shoot it in your ass? Yeah, shoot it in my ass. That's where it's going. Yeah, of course. It has to go.

I'm gonna get yoked. I'm gonna give you a little fucking ass jab with the needle. I think I'm gonna. You keep saying he's short. Is he a short king? Oh yeah, he's short for sure. How tall is he? I don't think he's as short as Jacob.

No offense. He's not clinically short. Is Jacob clinically short? Yes. I'll answer that. It sucks to be. You have a disease? It sucks to be short.

But it sucks to be short enough that a doctor says maybe there's something we can do. Like that's. If you tried this, yeah there he is. He was a cop. He was different. Yeah, he was a cop. Yeah, he was the shitty cop.

Yeah. Until you told us that that was Taylor Sheridan, I thought that that character was, like, just a horse trainer that they put in the show. Yeah. Like, I didn't know that it was... Like, I thought it was somebody that they, like, made an actor. Those are all his horses, and he owns the Four Sixes.

Oh, I knew he owned stuff. I just didn't know he knew how to do anything. He owns the Four Sixes. He bought that whole thing. I bet he sucks. No, dude, how can he suck? Huh? He's got all these great shows on TV. He owns the Four Sixes. He bought that whole thing. I bet he sucks. No, dude. How can he suck? Huh?

He's got all these great shows on TV. Cole Hauser sucks? Well, yeah, listen. You're the guy with a bigger ego than him? Can I defend Cole Hauser for a second? Wow. I just, let me just say this. Wow.

Let me just say this. You're heckling. Hang on one second. Wow. Alright, listen. Wow. All right, listen. Wow. Bobby, what have you dedicated your life to? Wow.

I just want to say something. You're out of show. Can you just give me the list of names that you're fine with yelling out during your show that would be fine because they're who they are? I'm just saying. Fonzie. You know what?

I know. Not Henry Winkler. It would have to actually be Fonzie. I'm just saying, he's up in the balcony, fucking, probably drunk, doesn't want to be bugged. He wasn't being bugged. Right. Nobody bugged him. They acknowledged that he was there, which was a thing,

and he just said that this guy rules. You know what I found out about the roast? Huh? There was a couple people that took a hot one did you yeah who talked to you I talked I I did a little research my friend and a couple people I thought everybody's great that is a fucking Hollywood J Hollywood J there's a couple people that took a who they say they say I bomb hot one. No, you did great. I Heard you did great

There's a couple people don't don't try to think I think you're lying you were there I know that's why I think you're lying. Somebody took a hot one a couple people took a hot one Everyone did fantastic. That's not a fucking true statement. It's a true statement It was actually the one of the persons that took a hot one got told by Kid Rock he took a hot one. Did he? You know! I did know that.

Yeah. Yeah. Somebody who took a hot one actually talked about taking a hot one. Who? Why don't you think back to the roast? Think about who went up. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Can you write it, little buddy? I just remember everybody being pretty great. What's that? Would you write it? Or would you rather me write it and guess? You wanna make right guesses? The audience is gonna hate this. No, I love, no, dude, come on.

Because they're not gonna know. It's comedy. Ooh. I mean, we're just. He told you that? We're just doing comedy. He told you that. I don't know, what are you telling me?

I didn't say anything. Yes you did. I just said we're doing comedy. You said a Mark Norman impression. I did not do it. Which isn't cool. I don't do impressions, that's the last guy. That's the last guy, I don't do those.

I think Mark did fantastic at the roast. Okay great, everybody did great. Did Mark tell you he didn't do well? I don't know. Well you said Kid Rock told somebody they bombed. Maybe, you were there, I wasn't. But you said you got some intel. You have intel. I wasn't. But you said you got some intel. You have intel because you were there.

I wasn't there. You were there. I wasn't there there. I was in my own head outside. I don't know if you remember, Bobby, there's no quite evidence of me being there other than the tales people will tell. I am legend, but I don't know,

you can't tell I was there in anything. Listen, man. A picture of the dais. There's pictures that I was like, I'm't tell I was there in anything. A picture of the dais. There's pictures that I was like, I'm pretty sure I was there for this moment, but I don't remember us all getting together for a picture. Like they waited for me to leave and then went, okay, let's do the picture now. Like as soon as I got out of the room.

But I was also always out of the room. I think you were never in the room. You weren't in the room when you were in the room. No, I'd walked into every room and it would be shoulder to shoulder, and I would go, nope. And I'd go right back outside. But how, there's pictures of the deus on the internet,

and you're not in those. I know. How did they take a photo? Behind Josh, Bert, and... It's crazy. I don't remember you up there. I love Fest. This, I mean, everybody's best friend.

Steve-O, Steve-O got hugged, he wasn't even on the roast. He was just there. Maybe they thought he was here. Josh Frontenstetter. I don't know how I'm not in that standing up and clapping thing. They literally scanned by you. I mean, I'm definitely physically in the picture, just, I guess, covered up, not in that at all.

Weren't you sitting right next to his wife? No. Didn't know most of this stuff even happened. I mean, photo. Jelly Roll was there? Video. Jelly Roll showed up? Everybody. stuff even happened. I mean, photo and photo and video. Jelly Roll showed up? Everybody. There's the, I mean, Jesus.

There, uh-huh. I don't remember this moment at all. No, no recollection of that. No? I mean, I'm next to Mark. Where I am is next to Normand. Yeah. Weird.

Well, that's the, that's the, nope. Like, almost diagonal. My hair, kinda. Weird. Well, that's the, that's the, nope. Like almost diagonal, my hair kinda. Nope. Nowhere. Damn, he gets sent. Did you hear, did you see the video of Jellystone, I mean Jellystone. Jellystone? Jellyroll, where he was talking about how he's gonna take over this country shit.

No. You didn't see that? Someone had like, looked like, hidden video. Yeah. And he's basically talking about like... Before he popped? Yeah, before he popped. Like right when he was about to, we're gonna take this shit over. Well yeah, if you want to, we could do that.

Do you want to just dominate country music? I'd love to. I'm telling you, in a week's time, we could write a fucking top 40 country hit. I say when we do it on the break and then we come back and we record it and see if that happens. How great would that be to have our own tour bus? We were just touring as a country duo. Doing one song?

That would rule. Before we go to break, can I just say- Me and you can write a fucking fantastic country song with zero effort. Musically, we don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. Let's write it about the Jelly Roll roast and who bombed and who did good. Like some people-

It can only be about who did good because there's no bombs. Okay, well, I'll sing my part, you sing your part. Whatever Kid Rock said to you. I don't know if you know, Kid Rock was hammered next to Cole Howser. He almost got a little shrapnel. Hey.

There I am, look at my hair. I even had a little bit. Well, that is you. That's not in the video, that's a still from Josh. No, that's a still picture that Josh put up. Of just your perfect eyebrows. Yeah, having a good eyebrow day though, huh? Really, you got beautiful eyebrows

and beautiful, lovely, luscious eyes. We need to break. We gotta take a break. By the way, Google says Taylor Sheridan is 5'10". Yeah, that's a... Is that impossible? What a pipsqueak. That's not a pipsqueak, I'm 5'8".

Oh, sorry. That's movie star height. Of course, yeah, you guys are super tall. Okay. We'll be right back everybody after the break. It's the bonfire. I don't like your attitude today.