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Episode Date: December 24, 2024

Episode #665: This Christmas Eve, we wanted to bring you the very best of TCB, and that means we are talking about Frankie B! We’re pulling from the archives and giving you a two-parter of Frankie B’s Dating Traps. Merry Christmas! Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, ASPCA and  It’s Christmas Eve! Christmas Eve/Christmas Day traditions Squiggly tits The triple decker festive pizza Bryan’s Little Caesar’s job Frankie B’s Dating Traps Women famously can’t handle the Frankie B heat! Bear with it! Having an opinion is a TRAP! “They know no better” Women who THINK! Toe hair Text us or leave us a voicemail: [phone]TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, dancers and prancers, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is the uolog to my dreidel, Kristen Joy Hoers, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the you-a-log to my dreidel, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Kristi's going back to the 90s and starting a rave right here. It's a snowflake. It's a Christmas Eve rave. It is a Christmas Eve rave. It's a Christmas Eve rave. Yay. Yay.

When I worked in the restaurant industry, I loved Christmas Eve because I knew I was going to get shitfaced! That's right. It was a favorite tradition of the people who work in the industry who had to work on Christmas Eve, was to party very hard on Christmas Eve. Yes, I partied so hard one time I spent Christmas Eve in jail. Oh! Merry Christmas to Brian. Was that the jail night? It was one of the jail nights.

Yes, it was one of the jail nights. I had to beg my dad to come get me. I actually got arrested on the 23rd and then was well into the Christmas Eve when my dad decided to bail me out at like 5 PM. Merry Christmas to your dad. Yeah, I went straight from jail to the family function. Yeah.

Of which I got no presents. I bet. Ah, thanks, Dad. I appreciate it. Merry Christmas Eve, everybody. I hope you're doing well. Thanks for joining us. We're on the last couple days here of the 12 days of TCB, but fret not, because I think there's six more episodes after the 12 days of TCB. And we'll get them to you.

Unbelievably, we'll get them to you. I think we have some guests lined up for that in-between space. That space where you're just a little bit depressed till that Christmas is over, but you're very thankful because you have a couple more days off of work. Not us. And New Year's on the way.

Not us, we'll continue to work for you. Congratulations to you. So I hope you're doing well on this Christmas Eve. A lot of people have been writing in saying how wonderful it is to have 12 Days of TCB. They're so excited. I know. Thank you for writing. Thank you for writing.

Thank you for listening, quite frankly. That's really nice. I think the intended effect has happened, and that is that people are tuning into the 12 Days of TCB. So who knows? Maybe we'll do it next year if we're still alive and kicking. If this year hasn't killed us, maybe we'll do it next year. Maybe what we can do next year if we do do this is just record an extra episode, one

a month. One a month and then we'll have the 12 Days of TCB? Well there you go. I think we'll be a little ahead of ourselves. We'll be in shorts recording the 12 Days on TCB. Hey, listen, what is the bigger day to you, Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Growing up, it was always Christmas Eve. It was? Well, yeah, we did a big holiday dinner with family and everybody got together and exchanged

gifts on Christmas Eve. So you're Christmas Eve gift exchangers. Mm-hmm. Okay. And then, but Christmas Day then was for Santa. Wow. And the kids. You guys are wild.

You have two full days of Christmas giving. You know what, actually, that's how it was in my family too, is that we would go to my grandmother, my mom's side would, where I have like 32 cousins, many aunts and uncles that go along with those cousins, that had those cousins, and then they would all get together for a huge spread, couple hours of gift giving, laughing, joking. Christmas Eve. Yes, Christmas Eve. My uncle making slightly racist jokes, you know, stuff like that.

Right, oh yeah, the big family get together. That's right. How is it done over there in Scotland, Christina? Is Christmas Eve the big day? Well, not in my house. No? No, I mean, we Christina, is Christmas Eve the big day? Um, well, not in my house. No? No, I mean, we have a good Christmas Eve. It's, um, it's like, we just go over and have some sausage rolls at someone's house and it's just a nice day, but all of our gifts receiving and

giving goes on on Christmas Day and we do like a massive Christmas dinner with the three, like, expat families. Okay. So we have like two British families and a Canadian family that we do our Christmas dinner with the three like ex-pat families. Okay. So we have like two British families and a Canadian family that we do our Christmas day with. How many people in total come to that? Yeah, like 20. 20 people.

That's nice. That's a good one. Yeah, that's nice. It's really fun. I used to always love that get together at my grandmother's house because there were so many people there that I could kind of hide out, right? I could kind of do my own thing. My parents weren't up in my ass.

Yeah. And my grandparents were getting drunk. Yeah. My grandmother and my grandfather had this loft, like, you know, that overlooked the living room, but then there was like this little room off to the side so you could go up the stairs and then you could look down on the crowd in the loft and that's where all the kids would be at the railing looking down on it, but then my grandpa had this TV that you would, you know,

watch, you could watch stuff on. So I remember that when my grandpa eventually got cable up there, one of my older cousins had figured out that you could do the squiggly line, see a tit thing on like the pay-per-view channels. The Playboy channel? Yes, so then that became a running, you know, theme. You all would just race upstairs to the mall.

Race up stairs to see the squiggly tits. Squiggly tits on Christmas Eve. Who doesn't want squiggly tits on Christmas Eve? But I remember thinking to myself the first time that that happened, that Santa wasn't going to come because I was being bad. That's right, because I was being naughty. Little did I know I could be much, much worse and still receive gifts. But not on the time I went to jail.

Dad yanked those presents away from me. I think he literally yanked, I think he decided your present is out of jail. Well, I mean, listen, I'm just a boy on a mission to get French fries hitting somebody in the middle of the street in downtown Atlanta. Okay? It was that time.

How much was your bail? I don't think it was that much. I think it was like probably a thousand dollars, you know, they ended up charging me with a DUI because they threw the book at me because it was the 23rd, it was three o'clock in the morning and there was absolutely nothing else going on on Ponce de Leon in Atlanta,

except everything goes on in Ponce de Leon Atlanta, 24 hours a day, except for white boy driving a Saturn, you know. Looking for weed. Looking for, I was looking for French fries is what I was looking for. I thought you said it was weed. No, I had gone to the, I had been high

and I was going. You needed, yeah. I needed French fries. You had the munchies. Yes, but the funny thing was, is I had been asleep. Like I was asleep, the TV was on, I woke up, saw a commercial for McDonald's, like the Christmas milkshake and the french fries, and I knew that the McDonald's was open 24 hours a day. Popped in the car, go down the street,

take a left at a light, the light turns green, I go to take a left at the light, and when I take a left, someone just is right in front of me. They're right there, boom. They came up on my mirror, is what happened. They broke the mirror off, but then somebody else was running behind that person. So, I can only assume they were chasing each other down the street, probably for crack or something, you know, something more important. But they never found him. So, they never found him. There was no blood. So, I think we can all make the assumption that I hope they're still alive. I'm really sorry if that was you. I really apologize. But anyway, that was my Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve was always the bigger deal in my household, and I think we continue that

tradition now because... You do? Yeah, I do, because there's something, like, I feel like Christmas Day, the steam gets taken out a little bit after the morning presents are open. It feels like, okay, now I have to get used to the fact that it's not the holiday season anymore. Christmas is over. I know I'm depressing everybody right before on Christmas day. I was going to say that's when you break out the mimosas. Well, exactly. Yeah. Holiday spirit going.

You do a big breakfast and a breakfast casserole and do the mimosas. We do do the breakfast. This year we'll have the grandma and grandpa will be over to do the Santa Claus presents with us. So I feel like it'll be a really special probably Elongated Christmas, but everyone comes over on Christmas Eve and then Christmas Day. We invite everybody over They all say they're coming over but they all know whenever makes it over and I can only imagine it's because Christmas mimosas, right exactly So since I have 12 to 15 children you guys do Christmas mimosas for me because if I start getting drunk on Christmas day, forget about it. Yeah.

When you're a dad. Now it's not the Christmas Eve anymore for us. Now it's Christmas day. Now you've turned it into Christmas day. I've turned it into Christmas day. Yeah, because there's no Santa anymore. Oh, that's true. So now-

My mom still writes that presents are from Santa. It's cute. It's cute. I'm like, Mom, I'm 30. My mom still does that too. Jeans jackets and all, jean jackets and pizza pockets. My mom still writes from Santa, pizza hut delivered. I went home and had a pizza that night. I know you told me, you called and told me.

It did make me hungry. It did make me hungry for pizza. But I know we're gonna have pizza. If I just wait another day, pizza's coming. Yeah, I swear to God, there's so much pizza. The other day, the funniest thing is, is we recorded that, and then a day later, my twin brother comes over, getting kicked out of his house.

And he comes over, and I say, hey, listen, I'll order some pizza for the kids, and then we can all have some. So, my wife goes to order pizza, and one of my kids, who is just fascinated by pizza, like everything is pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, he gets into the pizza companies, he has favorites, he knows which one is good, which one is bad, he ordered the triple decker pizza box from Pizza Hut, which is three pizzas stuck in

a box this big in a holiday box, it looks like it's gift wrapped. And so it came to the door, I had no idea, and the guy takes out, you know, out of that bag, he takes out this huge wrapped present, and I was like, what is this? And he goes, it's the triple decker pizza, sir. And I'm like, the triple decker pizza? Is that a sexual position? What are we doing here? You're wrapping pizzas now? It was festive, but, you know, it was still Pizza Hut at the end of the day.

Listen, pizza, it's not the worst of the worst. It's not the worst of the worst. Which have, which has your children identified as the worst? I don't think we get very much into dominoes. Little Caesar's is good, but they don't deliver. Their cheesy bread is good. Yeah, but Little Caesar's is good value. They don't deliver though.

They don't deliver. So you gotta go pick it up. They don't even like Door dash it or Uber eats it. They might, but I tell you what, there's one Little Caesars around us. And it's like, you know, 15, 10, 15 minute drive away. And you go there and it does not fucking matter what time of day or night you go there. There is a line at that Little Caesars because it's pizza pizza. Right? Am I making everybody hungry on Christmas Eve?

Yeah, here we go talking about pizza for the second time on the 12 days of TCB. But that Little Caesars is really good. And I used to work at a Little Caesars. It was one of my first jobs. Yeah, that was the time that the manager showed me his gun and a pound of weed. It was fun times in the bucolic town of East Cobb, Atlanta,

where the manager to the Little Caesars Fun times in the bucolic town of East Cobb, Atlanta, where the manager to the Little Caesars traveled around with a gun and a pound of weed. It was unbelievable. Was that before or after McDonald's? That was after McDonald's. After McDonald's, I was now venturing into, you know, more shady kinds of restaurants. You were working your way up. Listen, that Little Caesars. To fine dining and cocaine. of more shady kinds of restaurants.

You were working your way up to fine dining and cocaine. I was, yeah, fine dining and cocaine, I just had to get some weed from the little Caesar's guy first. You know, the weed is the gateway drug. When a guy sticks a gun in your face and tells you to roll a spliff, you do it. But that Little Caesars, I was so terrible at making pizzas that, and this guy was such, he was a former military guy, now selling weed and carrying guns,

is a former military guy who was very diligent about everything, you know. One ladle of sauce, don't put too many pepperonis, that's not enough cheese, more cheese, less cheese, you know. You're ruining the dough. The dough we used to make every day and then you'd put it in there, you'd measure it, weigh it, put it in a ball. I couldn't even get that right. He had to throw away so many fucking pizzas because of me that eventually he just sat me down and he was like, you are not a good pizza employee. Yeah, you're not working out. Yes. So he said, you can either work the register or I'm sorry, I'm going to have to let you go. And I worked the register probably for about a week before I decided that was the worst job in the world, too. Because when people want pizza pizza,

they want pizza pizza now. And they're not going to take in the no for an answer. So, anyway, I hope you're not having Little Caesars for Christmas Eve, but if you are, it's not the worst thing in the world. It's not, no. Yeah. But Domino's has become the least favorite in the household. I think they changed their recipe about 10 years ago and something happened. You and I used to, Domino's was on speed dial.

Yeah, exactly. Speed dial. Pepperoni and black olives. Pepperoni, black olives, get it to us now. Yes, Mr. Green and Mrs. Hoadley will be right over. You know, we'd give a $30 tip because we were too drunk to note any different. And that happens six times a week, honestly.

Let's be real about it. Six times a week. So anyway, it's Christmas Eve. We just have been in love with the 12 days of TCB. Apparently you have too. I actually think this has been a lot of fun. It has been a lot of fun. It has been a lot of fun. It's given us purpose and direction and content ideas.

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Now, this has been the year when we have done the least amount of Frankie B. If you remember season one, we started to get into him. Season two was basically Frankie B. The entire season. For all Frankie B B all the time. And he was pumping out videos and we could not wait to get another one.

Season three, we made a decision we were gonna not do Frankie B anymore. That lasted for about a month, but we chilled out on it. The people demanded it. People wanted it. Season four, we went back to Frankie B a little bit. We had to say probably once every other month we did it.

In season five, we have done remarkably few Frankie B videos. I think maybe three the entire year. And we've done more episodes this year than we ever have before. So I have been waiting and waiting and waiting patiently saving two videos. Now, Frankie B has stopped posting a long time. I was going to say, and we figure when this happens, he has a girlfriend. He has a girlfriend. I think you're right about that. And then his girlfriend makes him stop with all the crazy posting. Then the girlfriend and him break up. And that's when he really pumps the content out.

Frankie B's YouTube channel is a, like, I guess it's basically, it's a needle right into the vein of whoever he has dated or divorced last, right? He is desperately hoping that someone that he has recently been with sees the content that he's making because it's so obviously personal and he says things that are so obviously personal. Like the time he did a whole series on dating a party girl and it was obvious that he had been dating a party girl

because slowly but surely he started to tell the story about how he was dating a party girl or the divorce at the beginning when he got the divorce. Listen, no knock. Of all of the ploys that we do, and I do consider Frankie a pickup artist because he's teaching men how to get women, of all the ploys out there,

he is the one that's nearest and de to my heart. He's a kind of a softy. He was our first. He was our first. Never forget your first. Never forget your first Frankie B pounding. Never forget your first slick back hair, turtleneck wearing, pinky finger. Who wears a pinky ring anymore, Frankie? Let's be honest about it. But Frankie has had some videos that we amazingly have not done. I cannot believe it. I realized this a couple of months ago and I said,

I'm going to save this for the end of the year. And so to round out the 12 days of TCB, you not have one, you have two days of Frankie B coming your way. Two videos we have not reviewed in the past and we're gonna get started with those. But first, I want to remind you, over the last couple of weeks that we've been here with you on the 12 days of TCB, we've talked about a lot of different charities. We talked about four of them. It's been so important to us because this time of year is when these charities who are doing a lot of good in a lot of people's lives,

when they collect the most amount of money. Just like everything else in the world, all of it happens in the last two months of the year, November, December, the holiday time. We spend the most amount of money, we give the most amount of money, the most amount of money exchanges hands at the last two months of the year. And it's so important for these charities. And some of these people are doing real fucking heroes work, like God's work. And so, if you would, please, we're going to put all four, we're gonna list all four of those charities in the show notes.

If you would please go pick one of those charities, give $5, give a dollar, give 50 cents, doesn't matter. Every dollar counts. If you want to, you can share with us which one that you donated to or which ones you donated to. Send us a screenshot of that donation and we'll be happy to send you some free swag. We have nothing to do with these charities. We have not talked to them. They have no idea we're

doing this. We have no idea we're doing this. We have no idea what we're doing. They may not like that we're associated with this. They probably don't like that we're talking about them. Yeah. But the links on the show notes go directly to their websites where they collect money on their behalf. It has nothing to do with us. We don't touch the money. We just thought it was a good thing to do to give back at the end of the year to hopefully brighten somebody's lives. And these are causes that are near and dear to our heart. Chrissy had the National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, St. Jude's, ASPCA, and then there was one more. We'll put them all, we'll list them

all on the show notes in these next two days. So, if you think about it right before the end of the year, you want to give a few bucks, that would be be fantastic. So why don't we do this on this Christmas Eve keeping you company, keeping you warm and cheery and bright with our talk of pizza and Brian's potatoes. We are going to take a break and when we get back we'll do some Frankie B. What do you mean you don't know our phone number? I only tell it to you twice a day four times a week. Fine. If you insist I only tell it to you twice a day, four times a week. Oh, fine. If you insist, I will tell it to you again. It's 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. And don't you forget it. Now, in case you can't remember, our Instagram handle is at the commercial break. A tough one,

I know. And our TikTok handle is at TCB Podcast. And that one is the same as our website, tcbpodcast.com. And one last thing, go to youtube.com slash the commercial break for all of our video episodes. Got it? Good. A courtside legend is born. The Raptor Chicken Nacho Poutine from McDonald's. Our world famous fries topped with seasoned chicken, gravy, stringy cheese curds, tortilla strips, and drizzled with nacho cheese sauce.

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Visit your local travel agent or Sunwing.ca. All right, we're back and Chrissy, no man in the TCB history has quite got our goad like Frankie B. Frank Bernardo. He's a content creator out of the greater Chicago land area. He's a master of all things fitness, fashion, fun and grooming. And here he is again, looking his best with his black turtleneck on, his pinky finger rings, slick back hair, standing in front of his fresh follicles. Fresh follicles. Frankie B's follicles!

Standing in front of the silk screen that he got from the J.C. Fendi family photograph bankruptcy sale. Yeah, portraits. Yeah, from the portraits. It's from the 80s. You know he did. You know he did. Oh yeah. And who has one of those just hanging around, from the portraits. It's from the 80s. You know he did. You know he did. Oh yeah.

And who has one of those just hanging around, by the way? Honestly, who has one of those? I mean, just do it in your house. Who fucking cares? Do you think he sets us up at his house or his studio? I think he's got some kind of little studio going on. You think he does? Well, we've seen his salon suite.

His salon suite is no bigger than this room. The entire salonon Suite. And we also saw an apartment one time when he was showing us his cooking methods. Yes, where he had like fake fruit in a bowl. Yeah, we think it was a model apartment. I think it was the model apartment. He had convinced the girls downstairs to let the leasing officers to let him use it. So Frankie B, as we mentioned, he has stopped creating

new content, at least over the last six to 12 months. And we've done a few of his videos this year for that reason. But Chrissy, we are six inches from gold on this because we dropped some nuggets on the floor. We had done one video, I think back in season number four about dating traps with Frankie B. And he created two more videos. I just don't think we ever got around to them. At least I don't think so. You know, we've done so much Frankie B. It's very possible we've done one of these videos, but I don't think so. So here we are at the end of the year. I saved these in my pocket just for these purposes. And so let's do this. Let's review. We're going to go backwards here. We're going to start at number three

and then we'll go to number two for Christmas day because that's just the way that I want to do it. These are day, Frankie B's dating traps and how to avoid them. Welcome to the third edition of dating traps. I love how he shakes his head. I love how he's like, Hey, he's like a Peter Griffin. Hey everybody. Rock it. Rock it.

Lifestyle. Lifestyle is him smoking cigars. Fashion. Fashion. Fashion everybody. Hey everybody. Hey everybody. Hey everybody. Rocket. Rocket. Life style. Life style is him smoking cigars. Fashion. Golfing.

Golfing. Fitness. Fitness. Pumping iron. Pumping iron. Hot bitches. Hot bitches. Cream on your face.

Cream on your face. Skin-garry. Parasailing. Parasailing. Frank Bernardo walking away from the camera. Can you imagine being someone driving down the street, just watching a guy walk away from a tripod? Yeah.

What is that, influencers in the wild? Influencers in the wild, it's funny. Hope you're having a great day, and to any women that are watching this channel, I hope you're having a lovely day. Welcome to- I take 50 milligrams of Cialis daily for your pleasure. Thanks, Frank. I'm ribbed for your pleasure This video my name is Frank Bernardo

This is your first time here this channel is for all guys who want up their game in grooming fitness fashion in lifestyle lifestyle There's no where did that tea go? And we're gonna cut the tea out We're gonna cut the tea out. Woof woof woof woof. We're gonna do a lifestyle Category today and within that lifestyle we're talking within that lifestyle We're doing a lifestyle category and then we live in that category We're doing additional life and embedded in the category embedded in the category

Yes, you think I not less you think I'm not organized Chrissy eating dating traps This has become a very popular segment of my videos. I'm getting a lot of... I've literally had tens of phone calls about this. ...request every time I put one out, do another because you're liking this information. That's our listeners. I appreciate that you're liking it. What's that? That's our listeners.

That's our listeners. Yes. There's many TCB fans. Stop it. You're gonna be ruined it for everybody. That's why he's not creating more content. I know, it might be. It's because you keep making fun of him, you shitheads. And guess what? But he deletes the comments. After a while they go away. So I know that he's out there. He knows about us. I'm here to fulfill your wishes. So sit back and enjoy the video. Oh, he's here to fulfill our wishes. Fulfill our Christmas wish.

Chrissy, what's your Christmas wish? Frank. Yeah, listen. Duh. Forget fucking Santa Claus and sitting on his lap with his red rocket or whatever we reviewed a couple of weeks ago. I want Frankie B.

Black, Sears, turtleneck to come in ripped, rocking, hard and ready. Yeah, like when he wears like the more open chested stuff and he's got the bracelets and rings. Yeah, I'm a fan of the chest hair. Before we get into dating trap number one, I wanna explain to you that everything I'm talking about. Before I make a point, I wanna make no point whatsoever.

That's the thing, A, one. Yeah, B, three. He's like Clark Griswold. Number one and B. Talking about in this video, it's not something that I was reading in the book. These are actual dating experiences and you don't say. Unfortunately, I'm still on the dating scene. You know, I did have a... Unfortunately, no lucky lady has knocked me down yet, Chrissy. But I am just waiting. Relationship, and it ended again. So what? Back on the wagon, back out there. You are so right about this. He just said it. I was dating, I went back to it, it didn't work out, now I'm back on the wagon.

Back on the wagon on the wagon a lot of people out there go ah Dating who needs that listen you're all need sex Who needs companionship a lot of people out there say ah other people aren't for me full of BS, okay, you know Anyone who says that you'd rather be alone a lot of women say that oh I'd rather be alone I don't not a ladies with their breasts say that all their period stuff I'd rather be alone come on man eat a man they're all full of shit okay they

do need a man the problem with them is they can't get a man. That's why they talk like that. The problem with them is they can't handle a man. Oh my God. They see the little red rocket come out and all of a sudden they're scared. I pop a couple extra Viagra, I'm half hard and ready to go, and they say, I'm out skiing.

Well, let me tell you something, you need this man. Look at all the things I can do. I'm a content creator, a lifestyle guy. I have over- I play golf. I have over five locations of my salon, suiz, paying me jack every month. You know what kind of rent I bring in?

$60 per, that's right. You can't get a guy like me. Rock it. You run into a woman right off the bat that starts chirping that they don't need a man. They're fine. I'd like to remind all the ladies out there, welcome to my video.

I hope you're having a lovely day. I hope you're having a great day. You won't be here long. Yeah. For life, guess what? I would run because that's already showing attitude and that's dating trap number one. Dating trap number one. A woman who talks.

Fuck that. Attitude. If you catch attitude, if you catch words from a bit, you'd say, I'm out of here. I don't need all of that. Yep, yep, yep. Run. Yeah, I can hear that on ES here. I don't need all of that. Yep, yep, yep. Run. Yeah, I can hear that on ESPN. I don't need you.

Dating trap number two. When you're having a conversation with- I'm making like a hook and horns. Yeah, hook and horns. Yeah, dating trap number two. I poke your eyes out. Hey girl, before your date, you're gonna definitely talk a few times.

And one of the big questions is, how long have you been divorced? I ask that, the women ask me that. talk a few times. And one of the big questions is, how long have you been divorced? I asked that, the women asked me that. And the first question is, how many times have you been divorced? As if it even fucking matters. I mean, I'm so annoyed with all the questions. Yeah, yeah, who fucking cares? This is funny. There's the story that's going to unfold here, so bear with it here. Oh, oh, oh, bear with it. Oh, we're barren. We're barren as much as we can, Frankie. Bring it home, baby. Tell us that story. So, I asked this one woman, and-

Come on, kids, gather around the Frankie B. That dear little story about that one time he got ghost. And she says, I've been divorced five years. The biggest mistake I made was not asking her how many times she was married. Okay. I asked her how long she was divorced. Okay. Big mistake. We're going to get to that story shortly here. Oh, a cliffhanger.

I know he's stringing us along. Who knew he was a storyteller? Wow, he is the George Carlin of pickup artists here. I'm fascinated. Let me guess, she's divorced more than once, Frankie. Is that the end of the story? Okay, I'll do it for you. How's that?

We go out on a date, we're at the restaurant, and then again, in conversation, the divorce thing came up. She looks at me and she goes, conversation, the divorce thing came up. She looks at me and she goes, um, I got something to say to you. I got something to say to you. Frank. I happen to be a Max murderer. I go, what?

What? I knew it, you woman. I knew you women can't be trusted what She's Three times Frankie Frankie, Frankie, when you get into your advanced age, you can't expect that everyone's going to be on divorce number one. I promise you, you aren't on divorce number one. Thousand bucks at least two. At least two.

That means, that means check please. Yeah, Frankie, we got it. I think all of us speak enough Spanish. What a dick. He thought he ate with that one. La, Frankie, we got it. I think all of us speak enough Spanish. He thought he ate with that one. La cuenta! La cuenta, forfefor! Mic drop!

They're gonna be hitting me up in the comments section. I'm as good as laid. I almost had a heart attack. Dating trap number two. Before you get out on that date, ask them how many times they were married. So you have shock. Am I right?

I get it that there's like maybe could be a warning sign there with three divorces, but everybody deserves love. And you know what? What it did to just automatically. Hey, listen, everybody deserves love, but not with this guy, okay? If you're not fresh out of the oven, I don't want to have anything to do with it. You also gotta make sure they're virgins. That's all I gotta say, okay?

Alright, conversation over nuff said. Check, please. La quinta por favor, Ray. Hey, dating trap number two, don't go out with a woman who's been divorced three times. I know, he's making his point six times. I am a dating trap number three. Now, why can't you just stick up three fingers? He just did two hands of a three.

Why did he have to use both hands to get to number three? Dating trap number three. If it takes more than one hand to make three, you've got a problem. Hey, listen, but not everybody has fine motor skills. But he isn't an esthetician, so I would hope that he's got that one in the bag. ...out with that woman and you're having conversation. I want you to pay close attention to what she says about her ex-spouse. Also, should these be considered traps or like red flags?

Chrissy. Because I don't think it's a trap. If you've learned anything about Frankie B, it's that he doesn't always have a master. He's like not always mastering the English language. And so dating trap, this is not a dating trap. This makes no sense what he's saying, how he's using the, dating trap, this is not a dating trap. This makes no sense what he's saying, how he's using the word dating trap, but yet, words dating trap. But we love him anyway. Yes.

Or it could be an ex-boyfriend that they lived with for years. If they're talking how dominant dominant the man was in their life. How much control he had over her. How much control he had over the family. You press the button and take her home. This is game on. I'm telling you what, you've hit the jackpot. You're crazy. And he kind of struck the fear of God in everybody. And she's gonna tell you how much she hated that how much she disliked that you know what I'm gonna feel sorry for the woman and I'm sure you would too because that's the furthest thing that I would do to a woman or a family and I'm sure the average guy out there is gonna be the same way but unfortunately there are women who get... Wait a second wait Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Slow your roll here just a little bit,

Frankie. Are there like, so you're just kind of controlling of women? You're kind of dismissive of them? You're kind of put their feelings in the back seat? But if someone really does those, like if someone goes full bore on those things, then what's to be considered is that they are weak-minded and you don't want them. That is the, hello, that's the kettle calling the turtleneck black. Jared Sussman …together, marry narcissists and very dominating people. Now, pay special attention to that conversation, okay, and keep it up here. And then I want you to see… Jared Sussman Do you know how specific these examples are I mean very very very specific examples how

she acts let's say you're you're dressing and you're dating and you're noticing that if you have a disagreement and I say a disagreement we all have disagreements that's part of life okay it's gonna happen but if you have a disagreement and she's doing a lot of talking tune her out and she becomes obnoxiously dominant and you're not allowed to have an opinion you're not allowed to have a say so. What? Is this what the same woman in the world is talking about? Where did we go with this? He hates when women have autonomy.

I know. It's really difficult for a woman to have an opinion in Frankie's opinion. In Frankie's opinion, it's really difficult for a woman to have an opinion. We got to take a break? I'm just checking. That was so engrossed. I know. I love Frankie. Me too. That's why I have to remind myself. Do we have to take We gotta take a break? I'm just checking. So engrossed. I know. I love Frankie.

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that is apparently highly coveted. Everyone really wants one. And Frankie B is in the middle of telling us a story, a very specific story about when you go to dinner with a woman, if she starts talking about how dominating her man was, you feel sorry for her, but then if she has opinions, they're obnoxious. But then you get into an argument and she talks, then it's back. And she has conversation. Yeah. She says something. Well, listen, Chrissy, I mean, let's be real, he's kind of right about that.

Kind of gets loud and jumpy, like she's taking full control and you're not allowed to ask a question and she kind of strikes the fear of God in you to ask. She strikes the fear of God in you. How do I feel like, why do I feel like this has never happened in Frankie B's life that a woman has struck fear into his heart. I mean, she strikes the fear of God in you. Particular question. I just want to know so badly about Frankie B's personal life.

I want to know who he's dating. I want to know what they look like. I want to know the interactions between them. We saw, we did see that one woman when he tried to pivot to being a travel content creator. He was a travel agent for a minute. He took the holiday in Puerto Rico. He showed us the hotel. It was not great.

It was not great. There was clothes all over the bedroom. He showed us the gym. It was as big as my bathroom. I mean, and then he showed us the beach. He showed us the gym. It was as big as my bathroom. I mean, and then he showed us the beach. He showed us the beach. It was like the weirdest beach I'd ever seen. And didn't he go into the ocean?

I think he went into the ocean. It's like the great thing about the ocean is when you get right here, it's right up to your knees. And I'm like, that's how all oceans work, Frankie. At some point you're gonna get water. I really wanna see that one again. He's got another one that's the review of the gym in Puerto Rico, but it's only like four minutes long and it's not that funny. But he shows you all the machines that you

can work out on. But what fascinates me maybe even more than Frankie B's love life is I want to know about his family life. Does he have children? Are they grown? Do they respect him at all? Does he have daughters? Probably not. Is his mother still alive? Is his father still alive? I don't know, because he's never mentioned any of that. Well, to be fair, they probably all sat him down and had an intervention. Struck the fear of God. Yeah, struck the fear of God in him. If you say my fucking name on that goddamn channel, you're done.

You even elude that you have a daughter. That's right. That she knows is coming. So that woman just went through a relationship that she hated, but guess what? She lived that for years. So guess what? It's in her. They know no better. They could talk. They literally absorb feelings and emotions. They know no bounds, Chrissy. These women will do whatever they can to trauma dump on you. You got to stay steely like a man, get back to your tuna and eggs, get back to your tuna, eggs, and ESPN, and everything will be fine.

Don't let that woman push her emotions on you. Not your problem, those emotions. If they don't want that, but you got to be real careful with women like that, because guess what? They could possess it. They think they are witches. They go to therapy. They are witches. They think. They're wiccans. All of them. They go out into the woods and they curse our names. They're not do it. and they think that it's right for them to do it because that's what they lived with. All right?

I was in a relationship like that. Just two days ago. She actually was a narcissist, okay? And I had to end it because she was carrying on all the same traits as her ex-spouse. So pay careful attention to that. Pay careful attention to narcissism. I want you to take notes and record the phone call. Because he's not narcissistic at all. Yeah, listen, hey, Frankie, yeah, by the way, I do have to point this out. Chrissy's right

about this. If you're in one bad relationship, I do have to point this out. Chrissy's right about this. If you're in one bad relationship, we all have bad relationships. If you're in two bad relationships, that's really shitty luck. If you're in three, you should start learning some lessons. If all of your relationships are terrible, it's likely you are the problem. That's it. Ask me. I know.

It doesn't end. They can't change. It's it. Ask me. I know As it doesn't end they can't change it's embedded in them do yourself a favor Dating trap number three if you think she's a narcissist get the hell out That's the most long-winded way of saying if you're dating a narcissist get out Number four, but before we get into that if like this video, do me a favor guys and any ladies watching, hit the subscribe bell so you don't miss any of my upcoming videos. Hit the subscribe. The subscribe.

S-U-S-C-R-I-D-E. The subscribe button. Especially dating trap number. Expecially. I love when people put an X in there. Especially. Four. And if you do like an expresso

Good, please give the video a thumbs up because that'll help this channel grow. I would greatly appreciate it I'm gonna ask you to follow me on Instagram. That's gonna be in the description box below Holy shit, I never thought about this never once did I know that Frankie B had an Instagram. And now, give me one moment, please, ladies and gentlemen, you'll have to bear with it. It's Christmas Eve, what else are you doing? Please, stay with me for just one second. This could be our Christmas gift. Oh, but I... I can't believe you've never looked up his Instagram.

I've never thought about this. Never thought about this. I am really bad at this. And that's why I'm helping with show research now. Yeah. at this. And that's why I'm helping with show research now. Yeah. Frank Bernardo, we're gonna have to look because there are many Frank Barnardo's. Oh wait, I think I found it. Oh. It's locked. That one only has three followers. Christina, you gotta get on this. Let me know if you find it. I will. One sec. There are lots of Frank Barnardo's out there. And this, wait, founder of CEO Boss Recruiting? No, that's not him.

Are you looking up Bernardo or Benardo? It's Bernardo. He wrote it as Benardo. He wrote it as Benardo? Yeah, I always thought he just had like a weird way of speaking, but it's B-E-N-N. He does have a weird way of speaking. Ben it's B-E-N-N. He does have a weird way of speaking. He does have a weird way of speaking. Benardo. Benardo?

Benardo. Frank Bernardo. B-E-N-N-A-R-D-O. Okay, I don't see that either. Really, quite frankly. I'm on it. You got it? Please hold.

Please text immediately if not, oh, you're eardropping it to me? Well, just a second. Okay. All right. I'm just, I'm excited now. I know it's very exciting. I'm really excited.

Christina and Christina is, we just gave Christina the employee of the week award because there's only four of us, but she had a 25% chance of winning. But you should know that Christina comes into a really tough situation. Chrissy and I have been doing 650 episodes all alone with no help from anybody when we're recording. There's a lot of people that help us outside of the recording, but when we record, it's just Chrissy and I. But Christina comes in as the third wheel in a situation where Chrissy and I know each

other very well. The needed third wheel. The needed third wheel. And she's been doing such a great job. So I just thought I'd say that. Christmas Eve, thank you, Christina. Yes, thank you. You've added a layer of facts.

I was going to say, of some kind of validity. I'm sending you the link. To what we're doing. Yes, this is amazing. How did I never think to get on a social media hunt for Frank Bernardo? Bernardo. And why did I always think it was Bernardo? Cause he says Bernardo.

It sounds like he's saying Bernardo, but just with a speech impediment. Yeah, he does have one I think. Oh my God. He just posted on it in October. He's got a girlfriend. Well, we figured that. Oh, she's very pretty.

She's very pretty. Oh, good figured that. Oh, she's very pretty. She's very pretty. Oh, good for Frank. She looks like Darcy from 90 Day Fiance. Am I right about that? Oh my God, have you seen his tattoos? Yes. Oh yeah. We've seen the tattoos. Wow. I hadn't.

Look at him. Oh yeah, that's why he's not passing. Going to his workout videos. He's happy. Oh my gosh, this just opened up a hole. Oh, he's over 60, cause he hashtagged over 60. He did? Yeah, he's looking really old in that,

in these recent videos. I will say he looks happy, which is nice. Yes, he does. Well, he's got a girlfriend. We were right. That's why he's not posting. Here's his girlfriend. Oh my God. Okay.

Don't stop believing. The most cliche real music ever. Oh my God, this opened up a whole new world. There's going to be a lot more Frankie B in 2025 guys. I can't wait to dice back. Oh my God. That's lovely. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for. Thank you, Frankie for saying that. And thank you, Christina for finding fault. Okay, first impression, all right? Especially for guys. First impression, you're good looking, you're a little yappy, and you don't speak great English, but I still love you. Who are not actively dating, say you're dating for the first time in 20, 25 years, okay? Come on. 20, 25 years?

Well, that's how he started, or that's how we found him. Yes, that's true. Because he was coming out of a divorce and he was getting people back in the swing of the game. In the swing of things. In the swing of things. Impression, it's everything with a woman, right? Check your grooming.

Us older guys, we got hair growing out of every orifice. Well, he's right about that. Fuck God and his funny sense of humor as he gives us hair growing. The hair cannot grow on the top of my head, but inside of my asshole, no problem. And that's why the Frankie's follicles gets transported from your balls to your head. That's why all these guys with hair transplants looks... Oh, by the way, if you look on his Instagram, it doesn't look like the hair transplant did all that great.

No, uh-uh. On the sun. So do yourself a favor. You've got to get a magnifying glass. You think you're getting all these hairs in your ears and nose out, but you're not. Remember, you're going to be very close to that woman. And what's that woman doing? She's dissecting you, all right? She's going, she's looking at you and she's going, I don't like this. This this this socks on this is okay He's a little pudgy there Wow Are you dating?

First of all second of all terminator It's like yeah, didi didi didi analyzing every little thing through a magnifying glass You're not Jude Law! WABAM! First of all, second of all, on a first date, are we really getting close enough to see someone's little hair, ear hairs, or nose hairs? I mean, listen, however, I have seen some guys, and I know some guys in my personal life, and it's like... Sometimes the nose hairs are out of control. The toe hair, the nose hair, and the ear hair, and they're not that old. I mean, we're talking like,

you know, late 30s, early 40s. And it's like, do you not recognize that you could braid your toe hair? Could you please take care of that? Astrid and I have a friend, and I swear to God, his toes are much ballyhooed around here. Because it's like, could you just take a… All you gotta do is, you know, you have a razor for your face and a razor for the rest. You know what I'm saying? Get down in those toes every once in a while. Some little, like, small scissors. Yes. If there's a curl in your toe hair, it's entirely too long. All right? Can we all agree that toe hair is not attractive? Listen, I know it can be on trend for women to have a little leg hair, a little armpit hair, whatever. Cool. I mean, I, listen, that's my scene. Believe it or not,

that's my scene. Okay? Women with arm hair are my scene. But when you have toe hair, then you've taken it too far. It's gone too far. That's what they do. Don't give them, don't give them that ammunition. Make sure your grooming is on par, okay? Your clothes, don't pull out something that you've had in the closet for 10 years. Go buy a nice shirt, okay? First impressions, don't... Wait, now, Frankie, you're taking it a step too far, because I will let you know that I only have things in my closet from 10 years ago. This sweater I bought, this sweater I bought when we worked at Clear Channel, Tracy.

I am not even kidding you. Still looks good, doesn't it? That's almost 20 years. Is it Hollister? Doesn't smell so good. I think it is Hollister. I think that's so funny. I don't know what that means.

It looks good. It looks good. It was of the time when you were at Clear Channel. It's kind of of the time now. It's come back. I don't know what that means. It looks good. It looks good. It was of the time when you were at Clear Channel. It was of the time. It's kind of of the time now. It's come back. Everything all is new again.

Isn't Hollister the one that had all those guys like Half Naked, Ambercrombie and Fitch? Yeah, Hollister and Ambercrombie. It was both of them. Yeah, but I think the Ambercrombie guy was doing a little, you know, New World Patoing. He was actually giving guys blowjobs. Come in a hockey shirt. I was talking to a girl in the gym yesterday. She went on a first date. The guy showed up in a Chicago blackhawks jersey. I mean,

are you kidding me? She almost had- Hey, listen, go team. What does it matter? It's 2024. I see people going grocery shopping in their underwear. Oh, yeah. I have sat next to people on airplanes wearing Grinch pajamas. It doesn't fucking matter anymore. I'm wearing Hollister from 2007. Okay? A heart attack. I don't care if you're into sports, okay? Save that for your buddies, okay? Dress the part. Save that for your breast-aid massage conferences. ...part. Be a gentleman, and you will not fall into dating trap number four is losing that woman right at the first impression. If you

enjoyed the video, wait, dating trap number four is don't lose her at the first impression. Yeah. Like how was that your choice? Yeah. Your nose hair. Well, listen, dad, I'm, I'm agreeing. Frankie has made a point that I finally agree with. And that is please groom yourself long before you decide to show up on a first date because nothing ruins Christmas like toe hair or nose hair. Okay. The first of two, I'm going to get you through Christmas. I promise I will. Chrissy and I are on a mission to make your Christmas a little bit more. You do? All right. We'll get you in. Settle down. We got to call HR and ask what's the

maximum amount of drink tickets we can give Chrissy. I'm pre-approved. You're pre-approved. Do you remember we went to... Oh, yes. And we got drink tickets because they didn't want people to get drunk at the radio Christmas party at the bowling alley. No expense has ever been spared at a radio party No, honestly No, we knew the guy who we knew who was handing out the drink tickets

So we get as many as we want. Well, yeah, I mean listen That yeah, first of all second of all you hand out the drink tickets and then you tell everybody it's a cash bar We already knew we were gonna pay for our own drinks you cheap bastards.'s, did you get your two tickets? Yeah, no, I didn't. Give me two more. I know. While I'm throwing up in the bathroom. No, I didn't. We got wasted. Holy shit. That was a long night at the office. No joke. Wow. I think I was still married at the time. We got there at like 12, like noon. Yeah, they brought us, they bused us over at noon. Actually, I think we took a car, but they bused everybody over at noon.

I left my car there. I did not drive home. I don't think you got that car back for a week. No. I was married. I don't think I got my wife back for a week. I think we were all in trouble. Didn't we end up at our Russian friend's house?

I think so. Like high on whatever? Cheap bowling alley cocaine. Cheap morning show producer cocaine. Something like that. Yes. Well, listen, don't get yourself in too much trouble tonight because tomorrow we'll have another episode ready for you when you have your Christmas mimosas. After the presents

are open, Donna cap and put on your headphones and come along with us as we Those new beats you got. Yes. Put it on, listen to Frankie B. TCB podcast.com. More information about the show, all the audio, all the video, every single episode right there. 212-433-3TCB, 212-433-3822. Add the commercial break on Instagram, TCB podcast on TikTok and youtube.com slash the commercial break for all the episodes now on YouTube and Spotify a couple of days later. Chrissy, that's all I can do for today. I think so. But I'll see you on Christmas. I love ya. Happy Merry Christmas, I love you. Best to you. Best to you.

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