The Commercial Break - 33P Live From Shady Oaks!

Episode Date: September 10, 2021

Bryan is still watching the dramatic TV classic known as 21 Jump Street, 90 Day The Single Life has Big Ed swimming in the wrong dating pool and DeanBodi drops by the comments to give TCB some love! T...hen, Bryan makes good on a promise from the early days of the podcast...he brings some live 33 Willy to review on the show! It's a total shits show as expected. This is an instant classic TCB episode.  LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor DBSAlliance For Mental Health Help Magic Spoon (Use Code TCB) MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st-3rd 2021) Castbox is the TCB partner for the Mempho Fest shows Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: 1-(661)-BEST-2-YOU  |  (1-661-237-8296) FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: info@tcbpodcast.com A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast  Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 [♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Welcome back to WSHIT with the arrival of Fall WSHIT is so excited to bring back its annual wedding expo. This show focuses on all the wonderful vendors available here in Krab Apple to use when exchanging your newm shools. Now we'd like to focus our attention on Little Drapy Anderson. Drapy Anderson is of course a wedding singer, locally known for his increasingly interesting renditions of popular songs. He's willing to sing a cheer wedding interpretation of this classic song by Madonna. I was bent and complain I've been had I was sad and blimp
Starting point is 00:01:08 But you made me feel Yeah, you made me feel Shiny and new Like a virgin Like a virgin You've got to admire Little Drapie's perseverance and creativity. Drapie wanted me to pass along that he's also available for barmasps and keenstein euros. We'll be back after the commercial break, he fell in love with some Philip 19 year old Filipino. That was never gonna work out. She didn't even speak any a lick of English even speak a lick of Filipino, right?
Starting point is 00:02:06 Right. Now he comes back to America. He's extraordinarily famous because of this single life show, this 90 day fiance show. And he can't for the life. It's a short, extraordinarily famous in my mind. I wish I was 90 day fiance famous. I wish. Who is the smart ass who sent us in a question? You guys should talk about 90 day fiancé famous. I wish. Who is the smart-ass who sent us in a question?
Starting point is 00:02:26 You guys should talk about 90 day fiancé. Fuck you. I promised that when I finally got a hold of any 33-P material, the band that I was a singer and when I was 15 to 16 years old, or any chopper Johnson material. And John. 33-Willie or chopper Johnson material. And John. 33-Willier Chopper Johnson material that we've been talking about since this show started. Yeah, pretty much. That I would play it here on air.
Starting point is 00:02:51 As come up in, as fair game. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and they say. It was only right that I play, if I'm gonna make fun of everybody else, it's only right that we make fun of me. True. Right? Okay. So the game is going to be a little bit more fun It was only right that I play... If I'm gonna make fun of everybody else, it's only right that we make fun of me. True, true.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Okay, so the day has come. The day has come. I'm life music collecting presents the best of 33p. Enjoy all the old classics like Sunny Side Up. And slide. Enjoy all the old classics like Sunny Side Up and Slide! The next episode of the commercial break starts now! Ah yes, I love it that's a good one for sure! Good afternoon or whatever time it is when you're winsening to this?
Starting point is 00:03:45 Yes! I'm Brian, this is Kristen Hodley and Happy Holidays! Best of you, Kristen! Best of you, Brian! Best of you out there on the podcast universe, how the hell are you? Thank you for joining us on yet another episode of The Comers' Way!
Starting point is 00:03:56 Wee! Wee! Wee! I am headlong into a bad addiction, of falling off of the wagon. Oh, what do you do? I am no longer a teeth-todalling TLC reality show watcher. I found myself dripped steep deep in the land scripted dramatic television
Starting point is 00:04:18 From the 80s from the 80s on free air TV, I get to my Roku. Yeah. Also known as the 21 Jump Street channel. There's a whole channel. There's a whole channel, it's a whole thing. There's a dedicated to nothing but the first four seasons of 21 Jump Street. And I- What happens when they play all of them?
Starting point is 00:04:37 They just repeated it? I, I, that takes days. They're unlike here in the year 2021, fast forward to the future. When Johnny Dup is old and wine soaked, yeah, can't get a job to save his life, right? Yeah. They actually make like 42 episodes of Seas back then.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Now they make five, and they call it a season, right? It's like, I was watching No Rose plays. I saw the same thing. I'm like, dang, there's 25 episodes of one season. Check out a season of the love boat. It's like 69 episodes of the love boat in a season, and they had like 32 seasons, like 312 shows. There were five seasons of 21 Jump Street.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I've now gone through the entire Wikipedia page just to make sure that we understand what we're working with, how addicted I really am. There are five seasons and the 127 episodes in those five seasons. So there's a lot, I mean, it's like 25 episodes per season. That's a lot. You watch a season of Better Call Saul. It's like two and a half episodes.
Starting point is 00:05:37 I mean, that's it. You're done, you gotta wait another three years to watch Better Call Saul. But 21 Jump Street just goes on and on forever. So I'm, you know, it just plays 24 hours a day. So I'm catching it like kind of randomly on the television. I'll catch one episode of season one
Starting point is 00:05:51 and two episodes of season two. I just watched. Yeah, I'm just mixing it up. I'm just mixing up horrible story lines. I was watching one where John. I'm sure you don't need to know the bad story anyways. You don't need to know. It's just a brand new episode.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Yeah, yeah. This is, so here, I don't need to know. It's just a brand new episode for time. Yeah, yeah. So here, I don't know if you know this, but there were three big television networks that pretty much controlled all of TV for the longest time until cable came along and then came the fourth network in 1986 known as Fox. So now there are three big, they call them four big networks.
Starting point is 00:06:19 That's Fox, ABC, CBS, and NBC. Yes. And this was the first bonafide hit for Fox. Okay. Beat out a lot of the other things that were running at the same time. Played on Sunday nights, you know, prime time, 8 to 9 p.m. when it first came out for the first three seasons. And Johnny Depp absolutely fucking hated the show.
Starting point is 00:06:38 He hated being an idol. He hated being on, you know, team magazine. To cool for. To cool for a fucking school, this guy, yeah. But I guess the money kept him coming back because that show is a trocius. I mean, the storylines are fucking ridiculous. There's not a black person to be found
Starting point is 00:06:56 in the entirety of the show, except for the captain on season two, and then Holly Robinson. Okay. And every other black person is character, just a caricature of, you know, bad stereotypes all around. Yes. But let me give you an example of a couple of the plots
Starting point is 00:07:12 that go on on 21 Jump Street. Recently I watched an episode where Johnny Depp is sent in to take down a teacher who is teaching creationism instead of evolution. Like, because that's a thing that's a police do. That's like, you're under a risk for teaching the Bible. I guess the 80s is a different time. There's another one where a guy is recruiting models
Starting point is 00:07:36 from the local high school, but they actually turn into porn stars. I can see how that would be problematic. You just really want to take care of that. There is the Holly Robinson is set in, set in to fall in love with the world's biggest weed dealer. He's dealing 40 tons of weed a week and we gotta stop him, but Holly falls in love.
Starting point is 00:07:53 What to do? And is she part of the crew, the undercover crew? Oh yeah, she's part of the undercover crew, then there's Joey DeLuzah, who plays in seasons one, two, and three, he plays Robert somebody. Okay. But then in seasons four and five five his name changes and he plays a different The fuck and the bad guys just they recycle them like there's you know There's a character actor who plays a bad guy in season one. He comes back and plays a different bad guy in season number two
Starting point is 00:08:20 It's brilliant. It's so bad. It's funny. Yes, I just, I love it. I'm deep into it. I can't stop watching it. What do I do? Somebody help me. I just, I should get back to Big Ed on 90 Day Fiance. That's what I should do. Which I watched the other day, by the way.
Starting point is 00:08:36 So 90 Day Fiance now has a show called 90 Day The Single Life. All these people whose relationships didn't work out, they put them on a show called 90 day fiance, this single life. So it's basically like if you got rejected or you just had shit luck on the first version of your season, then they follow you around as you're a loser single, trying to make it out there in the world. And big Ed, remember I talked about big Ed? Remember big Ed with a big neck?
Starting point is 00:08:59 Yeah, poor little guy. I mean, just poor, poor little guy. I used to think he's funny and now I just think he's really just a sad character who I feel for. Like, I want to give Ed a hug. He falls in love with yet another 28 year old waitress around his town, right? And he asks her out on the date. She says, yes, obviously because the TV cameras are with her. She seems like a nice girl. But why else are you going out with Ed when you're 28 years old? The guy is 57 years old. You have no interest in a three foot two guy. What's I mean? He's just a he's his neck is as wide as he is tall. I mean if you sit him down sideways this neck goes higher than he does
Starting point is 00:09:32 I mean that's just the reality is a poor guy. He's working out. No, it's because he has some kind of like a birth Effect, right? And it just happened that way is like his neck his shoulders and his chin merged together He's like this. It's just bad chin merged together and he's like this. It's just bad. You know, he walks like this. We've seen people like this, right? And listen, I'm not making fun. I can only imagine a difficult life must have been.
Starting point is 00:09:54 But he seems to have weathered it pretty well. He's got a great sense of humor. He's not afraid to talk about his big neck, right? Big head and a big head and a big head and a big neck or whatever he calls himself. But last night I'm watching just like, I only have 15 minutes in between 21 jumps three to watch 90 day single life.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Quick, yeah. I just got a scroll through to the good parts, which is Ed, basically, right? So Ed's on date number three, he's talking to the scroll, and he's like, you know, he really wants to find out if he's in the friend zone. Because with their on date number three, and he can't tell whether or not she likes her,
Starting point is 00:10:22 the rest of us watching clearly understand that this girl has no romantic interest in him. What's really going on here is, as she wants to be on television, be she needs a friend very badly or see a combination of the both, right? But she's not going to be romantically involved with Ed. We already know this from the beginning. She's acute, 28 year old waitress, who by the way has been married and divorced twice
Starting point is 00:10:41 at the age of 28 years old. Okay. All right. I mean, I'm not making assumptions, I'm just saying, I'm a divorcee too. I'm not saying we're all filled with baggage. We're just mostly filled with baggage. So, so date number three, Ed decides he's going to bring this girl back
Starting point is 00:10:56 to his house to meet his mother, which is a horrible idea on date number three. Under no circumstances, should you bring your date back to meet your mother on date number three. No. There's no reason to do this. None.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Zero. Yeah. But he does. And he sets them, he's cooking in the kitchen, moms out on the patio with a drink, and he says, listen, I'd love to sit here and she, she, you know, the little girl, I don't know what her name is. Let's call her Andrea.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Andrea comes in and says, you know, oh, hey, the welcomes, I'd love to talk to you, he says, but I wanna make sure I'm cooking, I'm cooking a really good special meal for you and I can't do both. You're too distracting, you're too beautiful. He's laying it on the bed. And he's like, I want you to go and talk to mom.
Starting point is 00:11:36 So he's setting them up for a little conversation. Because he wants mom's approval and he wants to make sure she, blah, blah, blah, blah. So they go out there. They're all a little awkward. Way off, yeah. The whole situation out there. They go a little awkward. Way off. Yeah. The whole situation is just totally fucked up, right?
Starting point is 00:11:48 So Ed and Ed's the girl and the mom are talking and it's, you know, she, the mom starts digging in and it's clear, she's not ready for any relationship. She just got divorced, she's not, she has a kid, I don't want anything, you know what I'm just, whatever it is. Having fun. Having fun, if it's friends, it's friends,
Starting point is 00:12:01 if it's more, it's more, but right now, I'm not looking for anything special. At the end of the night when Ed and this girl are alone, they have the same conversation where she says the same thing to him. I'm not ready for anything. I'm just take, let's just take it slow. Let's be friends. I love the way that we're communicating right now. I like that you check in on me and all that stuff. But I am not ready for anything romantic. That's what she says to him. He's walking her to the car. She goes to give him a hug and he grabs her head to kiss her. And she puts her head down. And he
Starting point is 00:12:31 ends up kissing like her eyeball. Right? And this is her response. No, no, you can't do that. And I'm like, oh my God. Like it's so cringey. She said, no, you can't do that. And she walks out the door. Oh. It is then sitting there left with a bottle of vodka, crying to himself, that when I, I'm giving up hope that I'm supposed to be with anybody. And when I, when there's nobody to have,
Starting point is 00:12:59 there's nothing left in life. He's crying. So now I'm crying. So now everybody's crying, right? We're all crying for it. Meanwhile, to the girl that's outside her car, the producers are like getting this extra feedback, right? They're like, did you expect that?
Starting point is 00:13:12 And she's like, no, I thought we were on the same page. I told him, right? Now she starts crying because she's upset that she made him feel better, right? So she goes back in the door, like a wonderful young lady, a wonderful human actually, goes back in the door and sits down with him.
Starting point is 00:13:27 He's crying, she's crying, and she says, listen, I'm more worried about how you feel than I'm worried about what just happened. I wanna make sure you're okay, but I thought I made it clear I thought we were on the same page. Ed can't cut a fucking break. Is how I initially reacted to this. I'm like, Ed can't catch a fucking break.
Starting point is 00:13:43 The guy can't get a girl to save his life. He fell in love with some 19 year old Filipino. That was never gonna work out. She didn't even speak any lick of English. She didn't speak a lick of Filipino, right? Right. Now he comes back to America. He's extraordinarily famous
Starting point is 00:13:58 because of this single life show, this 90 day fiance show. And he can't for the life. He's extraordinarily famous in my mind. I wish I was 90 days fiancee famous. I wish. Who is the smart ass who sent us in a question? You guys should talk about 90 day fiancee.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Fuck you, man. So Ed decides that I'm'm gonna use all of this free publicity for myself. I'm gonna use it to hit on the local bartender who's 28 fucking years old. Oh yeah, why not? So Ed first I think poor Ed. But then I think to myself, Ed,
Starting point is 00:14:35 there's someone out there for you. It's just not the 28 year old hot fucking bartender at your local fucking watering hole. That's not where you're gonna find a girlfriend. Ed, you're 57 years old. I have friends that are in this position. And this is what they do. They're a four, they're looking for a 12.
Starting point is 00:14:54 You know what I'm saying? They're looking for, they're looking, and then they look at me and they go, well, you did it, and I'm like, what? I'm a different story. I'm on the commercial break. Exactly. There's a lot of, you know, people kind of roll out the red carpet for me.
Starting point is 00:15:12 My balls hang low and they swing too and fro. You know what I'm saying? I'm just a different kind of guy. I've got a scrundle sack that people like. Do you know what I'm saying? You're getting what I'm coming from holding. I am like the luckiest man in the world. I have fallen upward all my entire adult life and I continue to do so.
Starting point is 00:15:29 I'm surprised I have children that have all four arms. With all the drugs I did, I'm surprised I didn't come out with scales and a tail. Like, hey dad, it's from all the MDMA! The ayahuasca! It's great for your sperm count! You're doing a great job. So, thank you. So, I tell these people I say, listen, you can't be a four looking for a twelve.
Starting point is 00:16:00 No. You can't be 49 years old looking for a 19 year old swimsuit model. Right. You can't be 52 years old spending most of your adult life watching college football and drinking Yeager Reister and then expect that some 22 year old Cohen who's about to be in med school It's gonna love you for who you are. No, doesn't work like that. Yeah, that's not how life works. Sometimes, sometimes we get a little lucky and we find a Venezuelan friend. It was beautiful and attractive and happens
Starting point is 00:16:34 to be blind as a battle. Yes, I'm not really sure. But most of the time, we need to swim in our own pool. That's just the way it is. Ed says to this girl at one point in the night, he says he goes, you know what? Age is just a number. And you know what her immediate response is?
Starting point is 00:16:50 I don't think that's correct. I actually don't believe in that. Yeah. He should have taken all the sides. And she's right about that. Age is just a number sometimes, but not all the time, right? And so I say to my dear friend Ed,
Starting point is 00:17:02 if you're listening, and I know you are, Ed, swim in your own pool, but that's what you got to do. There are plenty of girls out there who probably find you very attractive and are ready to rock, right? They're ready to take that neck for a ride. I mean, I'm serious. But you got to swim in your own pool.
Starting point is 00:17:19 You got to start thinking a little bit more logically about this, the 28 year old waitress who's smoking, you know, smoke show is not gonna date Ed, no matter what television show you're on. And you also have to take into account, there's the television show factor, right? You gotta kinda figure out a way to suss that out a little bit. It's gonna be like,
Starting point is 00:17:36 I think I'd be able to date somebody that was on a TV show. I don't think I'd be able to date somebody who was on 90 day fiance. Well definitely, that's a big thing. They only showcase trainwrecks. That's it. Hey everybody, I want to thank DBS Alliance for coming on board as a new sponsor for the commercial break.
Starting point is 00:17:54 If you've listened to the commercial break for any period of time, then you know I am unabashed about telling stories regarding my life. One of the things I've mentioned in the past is that my mother has struggled with mental illness her entire adult life. It led to some tough times in my household when I was a teenager and I certainly wish it had been less stigmatized than it is now. It's 2021 and it's nothing to be ashamed of because one in five American adults may have mental illness.
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Starting point is 00:21:40 Thanks for you. www.tcbpodgas.com is where you go. You'll find out more about Chrissy and I. You can read all the show notes, watch all the video, listen to all the audio and you can connect with us on YouTube and Instagram. And we hope that you do. At the commercial break on Instagram is where you'll find content you can find know where else and YouTube.com slash the commercial break is where you can watch all of our videos.
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Starting point is 00:22:17 in case you're listening to this far off in the future. We're gonna be at Mempho Fest. We've been asked to be the exclusive podcast provider for Mempho Fest. And I'm framing that correctly. We've been asked to be the exclusive podcast provider for men Am I framing that correctly? We begged to go to Me Give us some free tickets and said good luck guys. Yeah. What do you need? We're gonna put yeah, okay. We're gonna put you behind the party bodies
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Starting point is 00:23:10 So, Menfo 2021, we've partnered with Menfo and with Cast Box, our great, our good, good dear friends at Cast Box, who are a wonderful podcast provider that you can listen to our podcast like Spotify or Apple or anything you can listen on Castbox. But that's not the point. We decided that we were, a lot of people commenting and sending us emails and stuff like that, have asked for shwag and we said we would give it to them, right? So what we have decided to do is we've decided to put together a series of bumper stickers, stickers, not bumper stickers, not necessarily, but stickers, you know, bigger, like, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:24:05 Go to MemfoFest.com for your tickets. Let us know you're going to be there and we'll tell you where to find us. Just go to the bathroom. Yeah, just go to the shitter. Just look for Brian and Chris. He's standing outside. Don't was a clean. We're going to be doing man on the shitter interviews.
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Starting point is 00:26:28 You want to collect all of them. I think it's a really cool thing that we can do that just kind of like, you know, raise up engagement, give you something in return and you know, the, the, it's a good looking sticker. It's a great looking. So the first two are kick ass. The first two kick ass stickers are kick ass and we'll keep them coming every month or two.
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Starting point is 00:27:42 Thank you to Mempho. And we'll be going live on fireside from Mempho so make sure you join fireside chat download it for iOS. Okay, let's get on to the show. No one wants to hear me talk about it Okay, here it is. I'm gonna move your microphone just a little bit closer because I'm getting a little bit of echo Okay, there you go. Better. Okay. We got these new microphone stands here. Look at these beautiful for my birthday I got these two gators, they're called gators, they're framework, they're made by frameworks, and they're the kind that Joe Rogan uses.
Starting point is 00:28:12 So they're in demand, because everyone wants the kind that Joe Rogan uses. Why are they good? Because they don't make noise when you move them, like they don't make that springy noise. Yeah. And, I don't know, because Joe Rogan uses, who knows? Everyone wants a Joe Rogan uses.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I was gonna get the microphone's too, but I like the way these microphones sound. Don't you? Yeah, okay. How's that? Is that good? You feel good about that position? I'm feeling good. You feel good about that position, don't you?
Starting point is 00:28:37 I feel good about that position too. It's just right under your chin. Right under your chin, right there. It does. Sorry, Joe. It, right there. I know it does. Sorry, Jeff, it was too easy. She set it up, I had to knock it down, you know what I'm saying? Sometimes Jeff wants to kill me. Episodes like these. It sounds okay with it.
Starting point is 00:28:54 A couple of months ago, I promised, a couple of shows ago. I promised that when I finally got a hold of any 33 P material, the band that I was a singer and when I was 15 a hold of any 33p material, the band that I was a singer in when I was 15, 16 years old, or any Chopper Johnson material. And John. 33-Willier Chopper Johnson material that we've been talking about since this show started.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Yeah, pretty much. That I would play it here on air as come up in, as fair game. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and they say, it was only right that I play, if I'm gonna make fun of everybody else, it's only right that we make fun of me. True, right?
Starting point is 00:29:36 True. Okay, so the day has come. The day has come. It's much as I tried to. I did not pull this out of a box or did somebody give it to you. I did not pull this out of a box, someone sent this to me. Oh, an old band out of a box. Someone sent this to me. Oh, an old bandmate.
Starting point is 00:29:47 An old bandmate sent this to me. I actually knew that someone had a copy and I reached out, praying that they didn't actually have the copy. But knowing that in good faith, I had to make the effort, right? I figured if I emailed and it went, nothing happened, that I would never play. You're out of it. That's right. 33P would be buried forever. I'd just stop talking about it and people would, nothing happened, that I would never play. You're out of it. That's right. 33P would be buried forever.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I'd just stop talking about it, and people would, it'd be a joke, and people were like, well, is he really in a band? Right, with few, if any people ever remembering the 33 Willy even existed, this guy being one of them. Well, I was shit out of luck that day, because he's like, I sure do. MP3.
Starting point is 00:30:24 You want that drop box? I don't want that. Hard copy drop box. Who could drive? Zuma, tell me how you want it. You want me to. You want me to keep FedExman? You want me to come deliver that to you?
Starting point is 00:30:38 You want me to start my own podcast called 33P? And I'll play it, then you can rerecord it. How do you want that? So I knew that the cat was out of the box. I knew I would not be able to avoid it for much longer and this over this last hot long holiday we can it arrived and I feel it only fair that I have to play. Wow the moment has come. But before we do. I think we should make fun of other people first. Take away this. Well you'll hear some 33 people before the end of the show. And it's going to be the episode.
Starting point is 00:31:08 If you remember the episode where I talked about a couple episodes where I talked about we played live from what I called a retirement home, where everyone was sitting around and we were in front of a fireplace and people were like, left the room. They were like, this is a house party, man. You stopped screaming in my ear. Dang, oh, the Zee! You were about to hear how close to the truth. My story was. Okay, ready?
Starting point is 00:31:34 But first, I wanted to say a few things at first. I'm gonna throw you way back in the way back machine of the commercial break. We're gonna go back to episode number two or three. Ooh, I can do it. Tell me if you remember this. Danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, danit, dan Dean Bodie who was doing two podcasts a day for like a year on end, not one podcast, two podcasts a day. And he calls it the Dean Bodie show because his name is Dean and the dog's name is Bodie. Bodie is apparently 112 years old and living on this, you know, in some
Starting point is 00:32:15 studio somewhere in Eastcom or wherever they are, right. And Dean Bodie, it was the most amazing thing to me because Dean would sing, he would sing songy through the entire podcast. It was like 15 or 20 minutes long. And he'd want to sing about, I don't know, the camera, you know, had the camera, welcome to that camera, all the little cameras back. Right, he did this whole C-songy thing through the whole thing. And it became kind of like idiot-so-vont material for me to listen to. I was listening to, I was watching Dean Boate at one point, I was like religiously watching both episodes of Dean Bodie, because Dean would, I mean, he was the consument entertainer to whom I'm not really sure, to the dog, I think, right?
Starting point is 00:32:53 But the way that he opened the show was this. Dane, tane, tane, tane, tane, tane. Dean Bodie show, at Dean Bodie.com. It was just like going off about this. Dean surfaced. Okay, so now that's episode number two or three and then a hundred episodes later, Dean surfaced. He's been following us.
Starting point is 00:33:13 He started commenting on our YouTube channel. Okay. And I was like, look at that. Dean Bodie, still kicking, still doing his thing. Yeah. Still doing a couple episodes a day. Still got the dog. Still deenbody at thedeenbodie.com.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Good to know. I really felt good about this, because I was sure. You know, the statistic is that most podcasters die after episode number seven. Well, Dean was already on an episode number 100 by week number two, because he's doing seven of these days, right?
Starting point is 00:33:39 So I was like, I'm pretty sure Dean's gonna just go and he's gonna peter out at some point, right? He did not. He continues to do these daily episodes with his dog. Wow. Is that not amazing? That meant, yes.
Starting point is 00:33:50 I wanted to shout out to Dean Bowdie. Absolutely. Because it's not gonna be everybody's cup of tea, but go check it out. You have to check it out. It's like, it is a testament to human perseverance and attitude and I don't know. You know, there's,
Starting point is 00:34:04 you know, those guys that like walk up Everest without oxygen or do to do the highlighting across the Grand Canyon, a mile up in the air and you're like, wow, man, that's really balsy. Like I would never do that. That would never be my thing of choice. Good for them. I would never choose to do two podcasts never so it's a day.
Starting point is 00:34:21 That's a lot. Yeah, I do two podcasts episodes a week under duress. Under duress. But I wanted to say a load of Dean Bodie. Yes, I do. He's been such a cheerleader of the show. He was back then, he just popped up out of nowhere again and I just want to say Dean, he's milk-tourced.
Starting point is 00:34:39 He is so nice. He is the complete opposite of the commercial break. Like, we are rowdy and stupid and opinionated and Dean is just a nice fucking guy who's out there. Yeah, even keel talking to tell and stories about his life. You know, he goes to the CVS that's a half hour episode on the bean bodyshow. And on the bean bodyshow. And I just wanted to say hello to Dean. Dean, we love you. And we hope you're doing well. And congratulations on all the success.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I think he's like 286 episodes in or something like that. Okay. Okay. One additional thing I want to get to you before. Are you stalling? Are you noticing? Are you noticing? Are you noticing?
Starting point is 00:35:20 Yes. I'm pulling your word, getting a little microphone trouble. I'm pulling. Okay. Yeah, I know that's covering your face Kind of here hold on Still figuring out the microphone. We're still figuring out the microphone here. There you go. Okay. All right. Is that good? Yes You feel good about that? I feel good about that. Uh-huh. Yep right below your chin now. Hmm Right below your chin
Starting point is 00:35:39 Looks like the whole thing's connected I'm framing myself. I got to check this out of youtube.com slash the commercial ring. We're trying to figure out how we work the microphone stance that they're not in our face. There you go. There. Yeah, perfect. Look at you.
Starting point is 00:35:54 You're good. Okay. I guess I'm gonna have to do this. Yeah, you're nervous. I was so nervous about this. I know. Okay. It's just, the time has come.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Here's the story. You're a good man, a big man. I'm a big man for doing this. I'm a man of my word. I don't want anyone to say that I didn't do this because I did do this. This may be the first and last time this ever gets played on the commercial break and who knows how long this episode stays out there. I'm just gonna put that there. Okay, to be brief. Here's the deal. I'm 15 years old and I started band with a couple of friends of mine, Dan and Mike. I won't give away their last names in case they don't want to be heard. Dan is an incredibly talented, like an idiot, savante type musician. He can play multiple instruments extraordinarily well.
Starting point is 00:36:36 He's such a great technical musician. And he is a delete guitarist and or the bassist of our band. And then there's Mike, who is is a drummer soft self-taught drummer And he's very good himself and then there's me and I am playing guitar and I am singing and I'm writing the songs To the band that we named 33 So, man At one point we got asked to go, I think this is actually our first show.
Starting point is 00:37:07 We got asked to go and play a house party. We had been practicing in Dan's attic for like a year and making up these horrible, horrible songs that you're about to hear. And at one point, we got asked to play a house party. Somebody, the Dan knew, was having a house party, their parents were out of town like a Saturday afternoon at like 11.15 in the afternoon.
Starting point is 00:37:25 I mean, it was like, totally not conducive to this muse. I'm not saying this is because it's gonna make any music any better if it was at night, but I'm trying to give myself some excuse. Uh-huh. It's like 11.15 in the afternoon. We're playing in someone's living room.
Starting point is 00:37:39 We've moved all the furniture mainly out of the way. So now it's circling the room. And people are sitting on couches. Well, a person is sitting on a couch. And we're playing in out of the way. So now it's circling the room and people are sitting on couches Well a person is sitting on a couch and we're playing in front of a fireplace And someone's pedestrian house. Okay, in North to in North of Atlanta Okay, here we go. Ready. Yeah. Here is how this is the CD coverage from the beginning until the end of the concert Now I don't have the time to play all of it, so I've got to be choosy. Every, every so they- He's wise.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Oh my god. Okay, so let's just start. This is the beginning. Okay. This is the beginning. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is just getting warmed up. I like it. It's a little muted music. I could hear a little twin show of like a Pearl Jammy thing. Oh yeah, there's a thing. There's a Pearl Jammy thing going on. Oh my God. Tune in up the everything's the two.
Starting point is 00:39:00 This is like when fish does a jam, they're in between jam. Exactly. They're transitioning. Yeah. You started with the transition. We, yeah. And we end with the transition. It's like starting to sentence with ending it with a preposition. We didn't go in.
Starting point is 00:39:27 This is so bad. This is the 26th minute intro. Well, we're just so scared. We just get twanging around, eventually it's so, we'll come out. We don't have to play the ones we wrote. That's, this is where you were already five minutes. It's just we haven't even played it as long.
Starting point is 00:39:59 No wonder people left. They were like, were these guys doing their instruments? All of them when they're done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is she just gonna take a care of that outside or something?
Starting point is 00:40:09 I just do a sunny side up. Sunny side up. Sunny side up. Okay. All right. Now I'm gonna go, I did the corner while you listen. This is so bad. It's probably not that bad.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Holy, it's that bad. It's that bad. It's so bad. I'm so embarrassed. Okay, all right. Oh my god. Okay. Nice.
Starting point is 00:40:41 There's the only talented musician that could play the bass line. Yeah, we should have it like that. It should have been the whole song. Do you just keep on going, man? It's all you. Mike and I are heading for the... Mike and I are heading for the Gulf Stairs of Smoak St.
Starting point is 00:40:59 We'll be back when the important part starts. be back when the important part starts. I think there's another guitarist. I don't know who you are. It's very, it's very dorsish. Yeah it is. Oh. Very moody. This is the end. This is the end of your musical career, my friend.
Starting point is 00:41:27 It's perfect for 1115 on Saturday afternoon. We're gonna break things down a bit. Let me bring it so far down you can't hear me singing. Yeah, I'm picturing. Yeah, with all the drugs I'm taking. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Starting point is 00:42:08 Nice! We kicked it up and on! Oh, my bad! Ah! We're at like a 13, the party's at like a 1. Ah! Oh, back down. Get moody again.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Yeah, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's gotta start somewhere This is where we started and the podcast is where we ended This is to my voice I sound like Scott's tap from tree I mean the baseline is good I think it is that yeah again to give it up the day Yeah, I don't know Mike's good Mike's a good solid drum
Starting point is 00:43:20 What am I making breakfast This is my heavy metal song about waffle-outs. You've always had a lumbar waffle. I never stop. Oh yeah, take it back down. Oh yeah, guitar solo. Is that you? I don't know, actually.
Starting point is 00:43:42 I don't know if this is me if there's someone else. Because we had a second guitarist sometimes. And I don't know, actually. I don't know if this is me if there's someone else. Because we have a second guitarist sometimes. And I don't know if that guy is with us or not. Sounds like me. Sounds pretty bad. By the way, this is the same talentless guitar playing that I should have impressed after its parents' way. I'm also my singing voice. Shabbie's high up! Shabbie's high up! I also my singing voice. Well, in fairness, it was like a time when there was a lot of, you know, angst and screaming and grunge was kind of, you know, around.
Starting point is 00:44:19 If I'm 15, this is 1991. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, this is like, this is just when Pearl Jam and Nirvana have come out. I mean, not even. Yeah, I don't even think, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and we are just channeling that energy is what we are Oh, yeah, the crowd is really responding to us by walking out the Where are your dog Martin? I was Same dog Martin's I was wearing a 22-year-old I was same dog Martin's I was wearing a 22 with a fish cup. Oh, you know I know I know and not a small chain a long chain like down be yellow my knee And not a real chain either the kind that gets wet and it starts feeling
Starting point is 00:45:01 Because I'm 15 and I can't order it. I can afford a fender strata castly but I can't get a pair of shoes clean underwear or a chain that works. Oh it's so so bad. Don't be too hard on yourself. You know sometimes people they like meditate to their former self. Don't be too hard on yourself. You know sometimes people they meditate to their former self. They believe in the string theory and multiple universes and time is just a dilation and you can talk to your younger self. I just keep telling my younger self.
Starting point is 00:45:40 You're eventually behind a microphone. You're not much better at that either, but at least you're not screaming. And where are these lyrics coming from? I'm talking about all the drugs I'm taking. Oh, man, I've been in the lyrics somewhere in one of these lyric books. I should bet.
Starting point is 00:46:01 I should bet. Yeah. There's like, there's 22 songs in here, folks. So there will be another episode of this, and I'll try and get out the way. You were like a season of 21 Jump Street. I was. Well, a couple of them are cover tunes. We actually do the end, I think, by the doors.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Okay, that. And we do, um, in killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine, which is a song, like, it just comes out. This must be 1992, actually, probably. I'm out of tune. Here we go. Down, sony,, probably. I'm out of the show. Here we go, now. Sonny's out.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Here we go now! Here we go now! Sonny's out. I'm channelling my inner and anantony key this. Here we go now! All three of the notes were playing so I'm really good. Oh, do you like that with the rest of the song, says? Well, I only heard Sonny sign up.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Well, you can't hear me because I'm not talking, I'm not actually singing the microphone. Yeah. This is the thing that I remember doing. I would, this is by the way, it's just. Oh. Can you imagine being at like an afternoon brunch house party? This is what's coming at you. No one was brunching. Let's be reasonable. Yeah, they were doing things in the back.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Yeah, it's smoking pot. Yeah, parents are out. You take advantage of what time of the day doesn't matter. Yeah, that's correct. All these guys were hoping like widespread part two was walking in the door and then it got creed Five years before creed was a thing They're like wow, that's a really bad impression of any better You couldn't get any better or any better.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Hey, we paid inside the budget, which is zero dollars and zero cents. I don't even think we got free beer. Anyway, you just needed the experience. Oh, we got plenty of experience. I remember a thing that I did. I wonder what were you fell off the stage? Oh, yeah, yeah. I think my music, I think my singing got a little less like in,
Starting point is 00:48:10 in like, imitative, like I wasn't trying to imitate somebody. Here clearly, what I'm doing is I'm trying to imitate a bunch of different singers of the time. Yes. And I'm not using my own voice, not to my own voice was any much better. I'm not, I was not a great singer in any stretch of the imagination. But what I've noticed about some of these old recordings,
Starting point is 00:48:30 I have a habit of moving away from the microphone because I think I'm scared of being heard, right? It's scary. But then when I get loud, I'm like, okay, well I'm a little just screaming this voice. Yes, she can hear that. Sorry, not up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:45 I'm like my eggs, why am I a little just screaming at this point? Yes, she can't hear it. Sorry, not up. Yeah. I like my eggs and sunny side up. Here we go now. Covered his mother. Next to Megan. Cream in the coffee. What the fuck am I drinking? What are some of the other names of your songs? Oh, yeah, I've got them right here. Slide. Here's one called Slide.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Slide. Slide. I think the Google Dolls been stole our song. Remember that? Why don't you slide? That'll do. That was it. Why don't you slide? That was it. I think it was called smile. No, it's like yeah, it's like why don't you slide Remember the goo-goos? They were like a hardcore punk band that turned into like you know
Starting point is 00:49:42 What are their songs that they sing? Why don't you say what are their songs that they sing? Uh-huh. Oh, God, I can't remember. Yeah. Yeah, they were bad. It was bad. We all sang their songs back then, but it's bad. They're everywhere.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Yeah, you don't hear those songs on the radio. Okay, this is by 33 Willie. Before they were known as 33 Willie, we were known as Slowhead. That was the name of the band. Slowhead. Make up your own interpretation of that one. Yes. Fifteen so cringe-free. 33 Willie, slow head, and shopper Johnson.
Starting point is 00:50:30 I don't think, yeah. I just want to, I want to say this. I don't think slow head was my idea. I don't know who it was, but it wasn't mine. I would have never named my bad slow head. 33 Willie was a much better name. Was this the same band too? Were you showed up and Tina dropped you off and you were that's shopper Johnson. That's
Starting point is 00:50:49 shopper Johnson. That's the act like this is my team. This is a teenage band right? This is a high school band. Right. We're doing this thinking that we're going to be famous. Yeah. Obviously the talent. I don't know where the talent scouts were Clearly, I mean you were still developing. Yeah We're puberty basically was how we were developing I still wait for my balls to drop I just can't get over how bad that is This is my teenage band, but then in my early 20s, I joined a band called Chopper Johnson.
Starting point is 00:51:32 We named Chopper Johnson. At some point, Chopper Johnson was a more adult band. They were... I don't even know what it means. Meaning you were adults in it? Meaning we had to do porn to save pay the bills? I don't know. I think we played it as strip club ones. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Oh my god. Meaning they were older than I was. It was more mature. Yes. And they were older than I was. It was more mature band-aid. Yes, and they had recorded albums. They were like, and they had the same, their manager was the touring manager for Rush. So their band manager was the touring manager for Rush. I mean, that's big.
Starting point is 00:52:18 They were going places. Until I showed up. Oh my god. They were well on their way Here's what we're gonna do we're gonna change the name That's right We're gonna change the name to shot for a shot. That's right. I'm gonna sing.
Starting point is 00:52:46 And we're really taking it. Have you guys ever, you guys ever had a 33p? No? Let me play you one of our classics. So they tied up. So they tied up. They're on the style of that. No, no. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:53:06 I'm sorry. Woo! Listen to the cheers. Listen to the crowd. Not one person. Not one person. Clip. No one.
Starting point is 00:53:22 No one. No person. Did anybody think they were all like wow. No one took her person sent anything. They were all like, wow. Okay. I guess we should come back later. What time you say your parents get home? Seven. We go back around six.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Well these guys still be here. Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard on them crying. I don't know if I'm laughing because I'm embarrassed. This was, uh, yeah. So when I knocked on that door. I got yours ago. When I knocked on that door. If you did this last week, then you did.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Yeah, I could have done this. So here's the go. Imagine, imagine in a little record label, and picked us up. You know what I would be? I would be like, puddle of mud. That's what I would be like. I would be like that wet scantling guy running around drunk and high on the air.
Starting point is 00:54:11 I would try to explain my music. And people would say, I'm seeing what Sonny's on it. Yeah, people would say, don't worry, everything old comes new again. Yeah. Not for some people. I don't see the googoo dolls running around with a fair well-tuer. You know what I'm saying? It just doesn't work that way for some people. I don't want to be
Starting point is 00:54:35 running the, you know, boys, men, what's left of in sync and 33p. What does that music compilate time-life music collection presents the best of 33p? Enjoy all the old classics like Sunny Sign Up and slide. You can only find this collection exclusively on Time Life. I'd love to see a VH one behind the music with three three VH. I'd like to see any of us survive 50 years old. I'm picturing you like a stool, you know, y'all are all kind of hanging out. There's a black curtain behind. Pictureings stool is about right for party three feet. We also were playing behind the porta-potties at this particular party. Not one person clapped.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Let's have crowd. Yeah, crowd. Crowd. A crowd insinuates that there were more than one person listening. That's enough. So to get back to the story, when I showed up with Tina, I answered a personal, like not a personal, but an ad in like a, the creative loafing, a local alternative trade. Looking for singer. Looking for singer. You know, band with whatever, you know, album looking for singer. And so that's when whatever, you know, album looking for singer. And so that's when I showed up at the door. Tina dropped me off and the guy was like, yeah, here, take these songs and call us back in a week with some ideas. And I was like, I don't have a car or a phone. But I still have my blue dog, Martin's from 33 P. Even 33 p Even listen to slide why not yeah
Starting point is 00:56:34 I heard a I heard a who I think that was us It was Mike it was good. Yeah, it was Mike. It was Scoot. His name was Scoot. We call them Scooters. Scooters. It was the dog. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:56:51 Oh! Hey, Mike's drumming pretty good here. Yeah, he's getting going. Yeah, I'm not sure what I'm doing, but Mike's going. I'm sure I'm going to come in and ruin the song at any moment. Yeah, there we go. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, the guy from white zombie? Oh, he was successful. Was it white zombie? Yeah, it was white zombie. Well, no, not white zombie. White zombie was with, oh, that was the cranberry. It's nevermind.
Starting point is 00:57:49 I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna kill me when it goes. You may not find me, but I'm a stupid bitch. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna kill you when it goes. You may not find me, but I'm a stupid bitch. Yeah, I'm gonna kill you when it goes. You seem like you're getting more confident. Yeah, we're drunk.
Starting point is 00:58:10 Well, I'm getting more confident because I realize no one's asleep. Because you're our game drunk. Yeah, I realize no one's listening. At this point, there's no one in the crowd. So I'm like, oh, I'm playing to nobody. It's just like when we're playing in the attic. Yeah. I think I've been disarmed by the fact that there is no one there.
Starting point is 00:58:27 And we're just kind of treating it now like band practice, right? And at band practice, we can be as bad as we want to be. Right. And it shows. Now. Now. Now. Now.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Never tell me. What you looking for?
Starting point is 00:58:47 What you looking for? To be fair to those of you who were not born or around in the 90s, there was much worse music than this it was playing on the radio. Not the singing but the actual music part. I just want to let you know that. Oh This is Dan slapping on the bassies at plenty of practice at home There's some comic relief Hey, I'm Brian over here at be here at Chuckles Lafactory all we get on. Ha ha. Oh.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Wow, what windy banter, Brian. It's Jim Morrison-esque. It is. Ryan, as I've heard this. Seven miles. As I know, she is not not this will be the first time. I'm praying this is one of those episodes she won't listen all the way through. I'm Brian. I'm Brian.
Starting point is 01:00:25 I'm Brian. Okay, it's anyone's listening. I'm Brian, the case you're taking pictures for some magazine. Who cares? I'm Brian, like I'm introducing myself to people like I'm Brian nice to meet you People are like dude enough I thought Dave's parents were gonna get a hammered that's gonna French kiss my girlfriend Instead I gotta listen to this shit you're blocking the stairway. I can't even get to the bedrooms. Fuck, man.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Oh, I shouldn't have taken that LSD. Uh, slow head is killing me. The guitar's ripping into me that I didn't remember is exactly how hard the band is. Like, it's hard rock. Yeah, it is. I thought it was more like a little more gentle. Shantel. Oh, it just cut out there.
Starting point is 01:01:56 I don't know why I just cut out there. But anyway, cut out there. Listen, you get the... Yeah, well, good job. That was tough, I know. Yeah, it's tough. And there's plenty more. Yeah, well, a good job, that was tough, I know. Yeah, it's tough. And there's plenty more.
Starting point is 01:02:06 There's additional 18 songs and we will get into it. And I also wanted to let you know that I, not to be outdone or not to, I don't want anyone to think that I'm not a good sport about this. So what I do want to let you know is that our friend Will, remember we had him on at the show a couple of weeks ago? Big, well, the champ.
Starting point is 01:02:25 After we got done with that episode, he heard our episode about bad singers. And he said, hey, I've done a couple of rap things, and I've done a couple of R&B tunes. Yeah. If you'd like to hear. Yaman. Yaman.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you the weirdest thing about our Instagram. And I don't know who this guy is, but some famous musician on our episode, where we were the Yamann episode, right? He put on our Instagram fire vibes,
Starting point is 01:02:55 like the fire and then he put vibes. Did you see that? No. Okay, and then I looked at his Instagram, he's like an award-winning musician. And at first I thought, is this, is this maybe the guy? Is this maybe the guy? Did he like find, you know, is he,
Starting point is 01:03:08 you have like some Google alert on him or something? Right, right. But I don't know, I have to get to the bottom of it. I can only hope that he, he actually turned into some kind of famous musician. When that be Shodden Freud, and I'd be happy to have him on the program with that's the case.
Starting point is 01:03:22 So, big role of the champ has given us permission to listen to some of the music. Now you're going to hear what a real musician, a real singer sounds like. Because this guy is good. He's a jack-a-bull-trade. Wow. I'm telling you what, you're going to enjoy this. No, it's a professional eater, he's a reality show star, he's an actor, musician, artist, the guy can't do anything.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I mean, he do everything. Yeah. But he wants to come out of the commercial, I'll take it. Yes. We like Will. Will's a super fan. Will's part of our Skundlesack pack.
Starting point is 01:03:56 He's part of our sack pack. He's also a big boy. He's like, I don't know, what do you say? 350 or something like that? He's a big boy. So I can see how he would be. You'd think that the professional leaders were all big boys, but that's not the truth.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Some of them are very, very skinny. But will, you can tell, he's ready to. He's ready to tackle that food. I've actually watched a lot of his videos. He's highly entertaining, actually. I like the guy. So we appreciate him being a big fan of the commercial break, and we appreciate you listening
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