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Episode Date: November 9, 2021Bryan tells Krissy about his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend a World Series game for the home team. Then they discuss the rather speedy parade that flew down Peachtree Road. Finally, Bryan ha...s a Christmas-liek when he opens his YouTube page. A refreshed and rejuvenated Frankie B has an incredible business opportunity for all the strangers in the audience. Salon Suiiis?? Salon Suites? Salon Swedes? No one knows...no one cares! It's the glorious return of Frankie B to TCB. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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WSH IT is proud to have conducted a county-wide search for our brand new reporter, Jason Mangler.
Today's Jason's first day on the job and we sent him out for a fun one.
Went out to the Thanksgiving Day parade to talk to all the folks around the big Christmas tree,
they're in city center.
Jason filed this report earlier this afternoon.
It's a pleasure, man, it's all good to say.
I never met a television before. When I hear my shoulders from's all I could say. I never meant to tell this before.
Hey, miss, I'm from the middle of your eye.
Just hire mom, you know.
Many of us love our mothers.
That was a great day in America.
Oh, I could never say what has got to disarct and understand.
I just know, but I'm proud of that.
I'm very proud of that.
I brought needs 100 design friends.
That's what I mean.
The joke is all sort of 400 friends of the ones. That's one room. I'm not the one who brought that, you know. How bright it needs a hundred percent, probably not something, you know, but Joe, he's
four hundred percent of the ones.
That's one room.
And I'm not with the mob really, not with the mob.
Oh hell.
I believe in the Scyliano's, the best wine in the world comes with Calporni.
I squall Reagan, he's got a ranch in Calporni, the best wine in the nation.
That don't get into the white wine, it was a really, really.
Didn't understand a damn word, but it seems like Jason's having fun.
Here at WSHIT.
We'll be back after this...
...coverishal break.
On this episode of the commercial break.
Oh, they started off in downtown on the answer where the braves used to be and then they're
heading up to Cobb County where they are currently 20 miles away.
When they go this four miles, by my estimation, 68 miles per fuckin' hour down town.
There were some people online who were like, welcome to Formula One racing with the braves
break.
I think they couldn't go and get the security plan together,
so they were like, just go real fast.
Just go.
Just go real fast.
Just go and wave.
And I mean go real fast, because they were going real fast.
You couldn't see anything.
He was like, I mean, I mean, I mean, it must have been five seconds
that it passed, this one person.
That's like, boom.
The whole parade.
It's done.
17 cars, five seconds that it was done.
House of Salons, Salons, Wee, Consulting Services.
So 21 years ago, I had a vision.
I had a vision.
What if I could rip people off in my sleep?
What if I could build buildings just like I do with my play-doh in my free time in real life?
And then put little fake Lego chairs in there and rent them out to unsuspecting hair salons.
I was a vision.
It was a vision.
Roofing, disadmitted, franchise.
Mickey Mouse ponchos, same together.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Happy holidays. Best of you, Chrissy.
Best of you, Brian.
Best of you out there in the podcast universe!
How the hell are you? It's been a...
We took a week off in the studio and now we're back and the studio is shitty as ever!
So very...
The studio is just broken as it was when we left.
No one came in to imagine we fixed my studio and I'm really kind of quite a kind of upset about it.
But that's okay. We're getting fixed eventually.
The studio fairy didn't come.
Oh man, I'm telling you what, I got headphone problems, I got microphone problems.
We're occasionally just glitchy on the screen,
which is super interesting to watch yourself,
just kind of stop and slow motion.
Yeah.
But I can see that it's recording over there.
Like that.
I guess that's what, yeah, you like?
Yeah.
Hey, that's a great picture of you and me.
Oh my God, it's probably a reminder
that we should just look at the camera.
Just look at the camera.
And stop fucking around. Hey, how the hell are you?
Welcome to another edition of the commercial break and let's get right into it. I went to the world series
Yes, you did. I realized I realized the world series for those of you listening was a couple of weeks ago
It all ended well last week, I guess on but November 2nd, right? November 2nd 1026 p.m. As Joe Buck made the call, the Atlanta Braves, overcome all the obstacles to become,
he could have said to something so much more,
like I like Joe Buck, and I'm not a Joe Buck,
hey, you're like a lot of people are.
Oh, Joe Buck.
But he could have said something I think a much more,
I don't know, like.
Well, I don't think anybody expected us really to win.
So I mean, we were up three to two,
you, yeah, I mean, somewhere in his head.
But before that.
Okay, so before that, no, on paper,
the Braves just had a magical seed.
They did.
That's just it.
And I think that a lot of champs.
A lot of late nights.
A lot of late nights.
A lot of championship teams, I think,
oh, now we're in slow motion.
That's really cool.
For any of you wondering what we're talking about,
we have a screen here that shows the camera feed
that's coming out.
And it's just decided to go into slow motion for some reason.
Yeah, I kind of like it. that shows the camera feed that's coming out. And it's just decided to go into slow motion for some reason.
Yeah, I gotta like it.
For some reason, to me,
championship teams oftentimes have magic.
It's not necessarily about how good or bad they are.
It's about how they perform in that last month
or month and a half or in the March Madness
or Super Bowl or whatever it happens to be.
This is true.
Those underdog teams end up being the ones that everybody roots for because they recognize
that even though they're not that good on paper, they're really good right now.
Like they're doing what it takes.
Destiny is on their side.
And I think that a lot of people across the country, even though we're local here in Atlanta,
a lot of people across the country can relate to the Braves.
TBS showed them for a long time nationwide.
One of the first, you know, cable superstations or whatever you call it. So a lot of people grew up with the Braves, TBS showed them for a long time, nationwide, one of the first cable superstations
or whatever you call it.
So a lot of people grew up with the Braves,
especially those here in the Southeast
and in places where they didn't have
a professional baseball team,
consider the Braves, they do.
Yep.
And so the Braves were not particularly special this year.
They quite frankly, they had a lot of injuries
and I didn't even pay attention
until well after the All-Star Break had stopped.
Yeah.
But then they won the World Fucking Series.
Well, they made some moves.
They made some trade.
They did. They made some trade.
They made some trade.
And they made some moves.
They were sleeping with people in hotel rooms
to get cocaine.
I don't know if that part of the story is true.
But I heard it.
I wouldn't have fact checked that.
I heard it on social media.
Oh, well, then that's true.
It must be true.
It must be true.
So the, so I get a rare opportunity. probably when you only get once in a lifetime.
And that is to go to the World Series.
Yeah.
My brother calls.
Really?
And he took me to the National League Championship game.
The one where they clenched.
And they won.
And they won.
And I have never in my life been to a live event as wild as that game was.
At one point, after a home run was hit,
the stadium was rocking.
I could feel it under my feet moving.
I could feel it moving under my feet.
And everybody around us kind of mentioned it.
They were like, oh my god, is that the stadium actually moving?
It was moving.
It was exciting.
It was deafening.
The crowd was deafening every pitch, everything.
Then Kevin says, when they get into the world series,
when they, after they clinched, he says,
if I can get a tickets, we're all going.
Yeah.
And when it was you and your brothers,
that's all my brothers.
And we went on Saturday night, telling you what,
we won.
And now I think you might have been the good luck charm.
Well, thank you.
I'd like to think so, since I'm not a good luck charm
in any other part of my life.
I'll be for the braids.
Take it for the braids.
That's right.
You might want to think about giving me season tickets, braids. I mean, listen, we worked for the Take it for the braids. That's right. You might wanna think about giving me season tickets, braids.
I mean, listen, we worked for the braids
for a long time.
It's like every single home game.
We were not a lucky charm for them at that point.
We were lucky charm for the bar.
I think we were like the drunk Irish uncle.
It's what we were.
Yes, we were the lucky charm for the bartender
who made it big tips every time we walked in.
Here come those clear jangolines
with their open tab and their...
We didn't pay for a fucking drink, but for some reason I felt every Bud Light deserved
a $20 bill.
I was like, oh, the drinks are free.
Here you go, buddy.
I made no sense whatsoever.
No.
Why was...
Why was I giving a $20 bill to the bartender?
That's nice.
Oh my God, Tody. How much money and time I wasted at that stadium. I mean, it was fun.
Don't give me wrong. It was fun. It was a lot of fun.
But yeah, but they weren't running any championships back then.
I mean, so the Braves they did it. They're good. They've they've always been pretty good.
Yeah, they've always they've always made a squeeze in there.
I think they've been to the playoffs, you know, most every year for the last like 25,
26 years, right? 30 years actually.
The last time they won was a 95 and 26 years later they went again.
But what was really kind of interesting to me is the game was awesome.
It was great.
Uh, what was really kind of interesting to me is then they do this parade, which you're
just showing me.
I just saw this, but they did this parade.
Well, they split the parade to where because the braves used to be in downtown Atlanta,
right?
That's where the stadium was.
Then they moved it a few years ago out to the burbs, like right outside of the perimeter
of the city.
Yeah, it's hard to explain, but just know that like 20 miles outside of city center,
still in the Metro Atlanta area, but considered the suburbs technically, it's basically like halfway
between northern Georgia and then downtown. So I think they thought
it was a good way to get more people. And I think that's that's how's worked out.
Well, let's be honest. It's a good way to get more white people. But it's all about
might be. Yes. But so anyways, they did they did a half half parade in downtown and then
half parade up at the new stadium in Cobb County. And they went very fast through down to,
it by my estimation, to get to the Cobb County.
By my estimation, 60 miles per hour.
So they close down Peach Street,
and they're estimating a million people
are going to be along the parade road.
So Peach Street Street, you must know that it's a big running
joke that for anybody that doesn't live in Atlanta.
Every thing is over, everything is over off of Peach Street.
And it's true, everything is named Peach Street, whatever. Peach Street Street runs right down't live in Atlanta, every thing is over, everything is over off a peat tree. And it's true, everything is named peat tree, whatever.
Peat tree street runs right down the heart of Atlanta
and it's like, and all the big buildings are on it.
So they close down like four miles of peat tree street
so that people can go on the sidewalks.
Yeah.
Watch, well, they hire these double-decker buses
and these vans and these, you know, people in the back,
you know, it's a parade.
It's just like a dumb parade of everybody waves
and I don't even know why they, who knows?
Just like everybody can say, I love the tapies.
Celebrate, yeah.
Well, they started off in downtown.
I don't have to where the braves used to be.
And then they're heading up to Cobb County
where they are currently 20 miles away.
When they go this four miles,
by my estimation, 68 miles per fucking hour down town.
There were some people online that were like,
welcome to Formula One racing,
and the braves race.
I think, I think they couldn't go
and get the security plan together. I think they couldn't go,
I get the security plan together.
So they were like, just go real fast.
Just go.
Just go real fast.
Just go in wave.
And I mean go real fast,
because they were going real fast.
You couldn't see anything.
He was like,
I mean, I mean,
it must have been five seconds
that it passed this one person.
It's like, boom.
The whole period.
17 cars, five seconds that it was done. Now listen, you drive
down Peachtree Street on a Saturday night and you're regularly going to see like people
going a hundred miles per hour down in their Lamborghini. I think the buses were traveling
faster than most people do on a Saturday night down V Street. I mean, that was fast. I
was surprised. I was really excited to see. I really made slow down when I got the golf game. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, we're home.
It's safe now.
It's just such a, yeah, the microcosm is the macrocosm.
You get it.
It's such a great parody of what's going on.
I've one guy said, just like in real life,
they're running from downtown ahead
to the safety of the birds.
And listen, the new stadium is great.
And they got great attendance in the day one.
And, you know, there's there's lots of
Congrats to the Braves and lots of debates to be had about why they moved and and what the motivations were but at the end of the day
They moved and now they're up in Cobb County, so the Cobb County Braves are officially your 2021 World Series champions
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As you do.
As I do.
And I have come across something
that I think is just absolute gold.
Now, let me preface this by saying.
Let me talk to the haters for just a second.
If you love our show,
do you can just like fast forward to the next 15 seconds.
If you hate our show, then this is for you.
Fuck you, I don't care.
It's really fucking funny. Okay?
Yes.
Up. I have not. We have, we regularly, anybody who's a fan of the commercial break understands
it. We regularly make fun of a gentleman. We have fun with a gentleman named Frank Bernardo.
He is a man who is an expert in all things fitness fashion fun, pens glasses cups,
I wear accessories,
swimming, yeah working out cars.
In all things over 50.
So basically his whole shtick is,
if you're over,
I mean he says over 50 but then he says over 40s.
If you're over 40 years old
and you need help in any of the following departments,
love dating, fitness fashion, grooming, fun,
physical, yeah.
I can't even find her sports dating though. That's right, there's a lot of dating stuff. from the center's towards dating though.
That's right.
There's a lot of dating.
Catching women.
He does this YouTube channel catching,
catching, literally catching them and holding on to them as
tightly as he can.
Look at my body.
Don't let them, don't let them, don't let them use their
cell phone to keep them at home.
You better not let them use their cell phone.
That means they're not into you.
When they take their cell phone and smack it out of their hair
You do it. Yeah smack the bust of their workplace window look at my body. Oh, sorry
You get for time tonight. You want me to pick up a taco bell? Okay, talk to you later
So we've been making fun of Frank for I don't know you're in a half now
We found him a long time ago. it. So we've been making fun of Frank Ferd. I don't know, a year and a half now.
We found him a long time ago, we've been growing.
But the last video we did probably was three months ago,
and the video that we did three months ago
was a video from three months before that.
Franky went away for six months.
No one heard from him.
I didn't see any new videos.
Is there a group?
Was he a group?
I don't know.
He was down in Mexico hanging out with some, you know.
He might have had to go away, go away.
He got with, he had that.
Hey, listen, after those videos,
I don't know about, I don't know about, yeah,
I don't know about, not about Frankie, but he posted some videos
where he was hanging out with some like 50-year-old, you know, women down in,
in Acapoco or wherever he was.
And then he just never posted again.
And I was like, wow, I hope we didn't scare off Frankie.
I hope our videos didn't like upset him that much.
And I gave an open invitation the last time we did this
to say, hey Frankie, we don't care.
So an open invitation did not care.
So the other day to my surprise and much delight
out of nowhere popped a Frankie V video.
And I was like, this is exciting.
And I dug right in like a
child on Christmas morning.
Hold me.
This could be the best one yet.
This could be the best video yet.
It's not it has nothing to do with dating though Frankie does like he always does somehow
make it all about him.
And answers no questions that are relevant to the topic.
Hey, hey, hey, let me explain how to get more women in your 50s. questions that are relevant to the topic. Hey. Hey.
Hey, let me explain how to get more women in your 50s.
Hey, what about your hair?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, what about getting women?
Let's talk about your hair.
Wait, what about your body?
Yeah.
Your body.
Your creatine soak.
Let's talk about soaking.
Uh, the ancient Chinese. Ancient Chinese. Your body, your creatine soak. Let's talk about soaking.
The ancient Chinese.
Ancient Bernardo secret.
Oh my God.
Oh, you got to go listen to the old Franky Bee videos
because that's where you're really going to find the gold.
Okay, so would you like to dig in?
Yes.
To get another Franky Bee video.
Of course you would.
Okay, let me make sure that I've got it all set up here
and I do, okay.
Here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen, the first Frankie B video
in many, many months, the commercial break brings you
yet more Frank Bernardo.
Okay.
What is going on everybody and welcome to the video.
My name is Frank Bernardo and this channel is here.
Kind of slow, you kind of brought it down a little bit.
He's not like, look at my video.
He's like, well, go to my video everybody,
but you gotta understand that Frankie is about
the picture, the business opportunity of a lifetime
and he wants to be serious.
Does he have an LM?
I'm not sure what he's doing exactly,
but you tell me if you figure it out.
It's something to do as Salon's sweet.
Let's just listen.
Sweet, I think it's called said sweets, but he said sweet
As a company called salon suite. Okay guys in their 40s 50s and 60s who want an up-to-game look and feel better about
Themselves in grooming fitness fashion, fashion, and lifestyle.
Now, I'm sure there's a lot of confusion going on.
Yes, there are.
I'm already confused.
You could say that.
Yes, I'm already confused, Frankie,
and I've been watching you for a long time.
But one of the hallmarks of a Frankie B video
is absolute confusion as to what's going on
or what he's talking about.
So fear not, we're on the right track.
Because you're at my channel
But a lot of you Google Salon Sweet franchise hot salon sweet
Sweet franchise
Where's the D word okay? I'll open up a salon sweet franchise
Salon sweet consulting or just how do I open up my very own salon sweet building for all of you out there who did Google that
don't slime sweet building. For all of you out there who did Google that, hang in there. You're at the right spot. I've got all the valuable information. I just want to take five
to ten minutes to talk about something completely unrelated to the video. You're at the right
place. Hold on. In the next 20 to 30 minutes, I'm going to get to exactly why you do Google
that. By the way, who's Googling salon sweet? And how do you spell? I've never heard of
it. Yeah. How do you spell salon sweet I don't know
it's like a
you it's very French he's very sophisticated we
they should come your way in just a second but first I want to talk to my subscribers and followers
rocket oh okay here comes the car. That's not the car.
That's the car.
He took the music out for some reason.
I'm not sure why he took the music out,
but I've noticed the last couple of videos,
either have different music.
Like, he uses it sporadically, right?
But now, here he's gonna go through his introduction
where he speeds away in a car.
He hammers something against a wall.
He slicks back his hair.
He's at his salon, swig, getting his grooming done.
He's working out, and then he's coming up mysteriously from a pool.
Oh, it's from a pool.
Yeah, it's one of those things. Like, you just see the water and then all of a sudden, Frankie slowly pops up out of the water.
Haha, but these are like steam. Yeah, right.
Yes, steam.
That's the smell of bullshit.
Two cars. Yes, team. That's the spell of bullshit. Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Two cars.
Ah!
Ah!
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Oh yeah.
I like this new sophisticated, uh, Frankie.
Yeah, it's like a little touch of tech now.
Yeah, I think he's decided, you know, club lounge.
He's going to grow up a little bit. So now. I think he's decided, you know, club lounge.
He's gonna grow up a little bit.
So today we're gonna change things up.
We're gonna concentrate on lifestyle.
Now normally I'm much more focused
on grooming fitness and fashion with all my videos
and for so you're not.
It's all about getting cheated on.
It's about you getting cheated on.
That's all it's about.
Let's be honest, Frankie. This is a revenge channel against whoever whichever takes life to call your money. Yeah.
Some odd reason I've always neglected the lifestyle. Let's define lifestyle. Very important. Now,
a lot of categories I talk about. This is right up there. This is right. Right up there. This is right up there. I don't talk about it a
lot. It's very important, but of all the categories I talk about, this is in the top 12. Of the
four categories I usually talk about, this is in the top 12. So lifestyle, it's to do what you want.
Lifestyle, lifestyle. lifestyle where the D's going
Frankie whatever to the D who cut the T out?
When you want how you want to be free from control not to have anybody have their thumb on you
That's a work for anybody. I think that's called freedom
work for anybody. I think that's called freedom. I don't think that's anything to do with lifestyle. I don't have the phone on you. Yeah, the other phone. Wow.
Yeah, as he had as somebody had a thumb on him. Someone's had a thumb up him on
Sure. That's a lifestyle lifestyle to go on vacations with the reason when you
want within reason. Vacations to the motel six in your own town. Let's call
a staycation. It's really cool. A lifestyle to be able to pay for your daughter's wedding.
A lifestyle to be able to send your kids to college.
A lifestyle.
Lifestyle.
You hear this?
Are you hearing the lifestyle?
Yeah, he's missing the job.
To not have to worry about finances.
What else defines lifestyle?
Okay?
And how do you get that?
Again, unless you've got a high-paying job,
you gotta get that in business.
What?
What?
Unless you've got that in business,
you've gotta get in business.
I'm just spelling it out for you.
I don't want you to be confused.
I don't want you to be confused.
I'm just gonna have a pain job,
you've gotta get that in business.
Okay, I'm making notes.
Okay, I'm listening. I'm listening in business. Okay, I'm making notes. Okay
I'm listening I think I'm following it
If I don't get that by working I've got to get it by working. Okay
Now I am an astronaut. I am a businessman. I have several I feel like that's what he says to himself in the mornings when he's slicking back his hair I am not your manure. I am a god darn it. I'm good enough. I do have great hair
My dick is big I'm not your manure. I am a ghost. I'm good enough. I do have great hair.
My dick is big.
All those things might not be true yet, but they're coming true now.
That's right.
Businesses and I plan an opening set for more.
I can help you here.
And for all of you, you know, who have Google, Slanswee franchise, Slanswee, consulting
service, who have Google?
Who have Google, who have Google, so on, and so on.
I don't even think people know how to spell the law. I always say who have Google? Yeah. So on, sweet.
Sweet. Sweet. Tweet. I think it's sweet. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. It's
salon, Tweet. I'm assuming he's trying to say sweet, but he can't get that tea in there.
Just hang in there just one more second. We're gonna be getting into this business,
but for my followers again, I'm gonna offer all of you
what's your mind, this business opportunity,
because I don't know who you are.
You may be in a fight.
I'm not.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Precisely because I don't know who you are.
Precisely because I am clueless as to what your first name is.
I can offer you.
You're in on this now.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I don't even offer to my friends.
I will leave people I do not know.
I refuse to offer this to anyone that I know.
Be mindful.
This is the best business opportunity you've never heard of.
And because you don't know me today,
I feel comfortable taking your money.
Oh my God, this is the latest I didn't feel commercial. You don't know me today. I feel comfortable taking your money. Ha, ha, ha.
Oh my God, this is the latest info version. Ha, ha, ha.
I feel like we're back at the 90s.
Hello.
That's your watcha me.
You may be a businessman watcha me.
You may have yourself in a group of guys watcha me.
That's, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hey guys gather around the TV, I've got some beers.
Hey everybody.
Hey everybody.
You might have we stopped the circle juror for a minute.
Stop the game.
Hey Dave, stop whacking off Matt and get over here for a second.
There's a business opportunity only available to people that don't know who this guy is.
It's an incredible opportunity.
I mean, you know the old saying, the best business
opportunity comes from strangers. Looking for the ultimate business experience. Well,
I've got that for you. So in a nutshell, and then we're going to get into the video, what
I do is I build and lease line suites. It's called House of Salon Salon Suites. Twenty-one years ago, it's got House of Salon, it's called Sweet.
Why don't you...
You just call it Salon.
Come on, Frankie. What is it called? Frank Salon.
Oh no! House of Salon, it's called Sweet.
House of Salon, it's called Sweet.
Frankie Bees, and Frankie Bees, corporate entity of Salon, Sweet, House of Salon, Sweet,
owned by Salon suite.
Yes, yes.
It's like, if you Googled,
Frankie Bees, House of Cards Salon suites.
And you're looking for information on Frankie Bees.
You're right, you're right here.
House of Cards Salon suites, you're in a exact right place.
If you're looking to build your own shitty salon,
this small town near you.
You can hire me.
I was the first one in the world
to develop the concept of building fully furnished
lawns suites.
Nope, nope.
No, no, no, no.
No, you were.
I used to go to one.
Yeah, this comes along.
Frankie, that's a big claim to make you.
Holy, there's so much.
Fall on furnace.
And the person in the world
built a fully furnished salon. I went to long furnace. I never was in the world to build a firm,
but I'm a late furnace salon.
I went to a laser cut, or whatever they used to call them,
like for the laser cut for men, or whatever it was.
I went there when I was a kid in Chicago, 30, 40,
plus years ago, we were going to these like salon,
you know, there's salon suites.
Yes, salon suites, exactly.
Where people come in and they pay $15 an hour
to rent the chair, and whatever money that they can make
And that's how it is this is by the way this is a business model that Solon's have had for oh my god for a long time
Yeah, because you know what the salon owner all they really care about is renting the chair
They yeah, they rent the chair and they sell the product they provide the building and
The product in the sweets. Yeah the sweets and the equipment and the shit like that
Maybe a receptionist. Yeah, and the girls come in and then they cut the hair
and whatever they can make, they can make.
And usually they have like a dollar amount
that's set for per cut or whatever.
Percentage.
Yeah, that's a percentage.
You take a cut.
This is not, the flea markets have been doing this
since Jesus Christ, by the way.
I mean, Goddamn, Frankie.
Really?
I invented the business model.
I invented the office street business model basically.
I just wanted you to know that.
20 years ago, 20 years ago was 2000 and one.
It sounds like a long time ago, but it really was not.
Yeah, I'm sure that there were supercuts in 2001.
Thank you.
And Lee Sinos to the beauty professional.
I took out all the expense of building the building,
putting in the furniture, all the equipment.
I took all the risk and expense.
So all the beauty professional had to do was come in and bring
her own tools and they were open and ready for business.
I'm not believing he said he's the first one in the world to do this.
He's thinking that's a big leap.
Well, he's talking to people he doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
He's right. And he's talking to people that isn't know. He doesn't know. So he's right.
And he's already shooting his credibility in the foot.
Like when you make a claim like that
in a business presentation,
that is clearly untrue,
then you're like, I mean,
I am not a, I don't work in the beauty professional industry.
I have before actually.
You have?
I was the front desk girl.
Oh, you were?
It's a lawn in college.
Look at you.
Yeah, you had your dim massages in here and your face, your shoes and all of that. So, you were? It's salon in college. Yeah. You had massages in hair and yeah,
fatules and all of that. So and they were doing it then.
When I worked in the restaurant industry,
there was like a very nice salon next door. Yeah.
And it was always well known that the hair,
the hairdressers were hot, but that the girls at the front desk were always the
hottest. That's just letting you know, just like a restaurant, you know,
the hostesses are always the hottest, right? But here's the point.
Yeah.
There are been super cuts around for a long time
and that's the same fucking business model, Frankie.
Super cuts has been doing this.
I do have an uncle, I have a family member
who owns like 20 super cuts or whatever they're called, right?
This is a business model that's been around for a long time.
You did not invent it in any way, shape or form.
For a nominal fee.
So 21 years later, this has become one of the biggest franchising
booms in America.
But unfortunately, all the franchises out there, they're gouging the individual
for hundreds of thousands of dollars that you don't need to spend.
And it absolutely sickens me to see it makes me sick.
That they're getting the money and that. So I'm making it. and it absolutely sickens me to see it makes me sick
that they're getting the money and not me.
So I'm making this video.
I do some thousands of dollars, like I said,
I've worked in this industry before,
they're not those, you know,
unless you're in LA, New York, whatever,
in charging, exorbitant prices,
you're not even close to making $100,000,
you're that the someone could take.
Listen, $25,000 for a supercuts, I think,
is like the franchise fee, and then you give them 20% a month.
You're not making any money on supercut number one.
You're making money on supercut number 10.
That's what you do.
That's what these franchisees do.
And it's not the hottest franchising opportunity
that's in America right now.
No one gives a, you think it's a world
that's another supercuts, right?
I love coming out of the pandemic too when
When everybody was cutting their own
It's the hottest
It's the hottest franchising opportunity that recently went bankrupt in America
Eat people you'll spend this money now
There's no one out there in this business. It has more experience than I did. I created it. So it's in my
Created it
There's no one in the world that has more experience with pussy than me because I created it
I literally created the vagina over 20 years ago
So I know all about it the vola the it's Horace the Glatoris
the Vola the Eatoris the Glatoris Yeah, the interlips the outer lips. I know everything you know how I invented that's out
I've been expert I'm an expert in all things vulva
Oh man, this is just bad. Oh Frankie. We love you, but this is you got it
You got it. You're tubing people. Yeah, you got to reward this one. Doobing people. No one's getting duped. No one's gonna hire Frank.
What about those good guy group of guys? They're sitting around
watching. Black each other off watching Frankie. Watching
this incredible. The business opportunity from some random dude
on YouTube. There's gold in those videos. Clearly, he must
know what he's talking about he invented the business model guys
yeah I can see 12 guys around like breaking out their checkbooks I'm in for 50
how quick can we get hold of Frankie we need to build a salon
suite by Frankie B's house of cardsards. Ah! possible. I have more knowledge. And I can put up that same building for what a franchise is going to charge you just
to put their name on the door.
No you cannot.
I work in the real estate business and you cannot put up a building for more than they're
going to charge you to put a supercuts on the fucking front door.
I can promise you this.
I can promise you this.
You're going to spend at least half a million dollars building a salon at least. Yeah, at least. Yeah, you
can't even build a box these days for $500,000. No. Think about that. I'll
franchise just to put their name on the door. I can put up your whole building
from top to bottom to ribbon cutting. So if you're looking for the please tell me
it may even be worth
just the fee here to have Frankie come for
your ribbon cutting.
I charge I would like him to bust
through the ribbon.
No cut it.
It's buster.
Unfortunately he doesn't do the pricing here
but I would like to hear the pricing.
I charge $57 an hour.
Wait, so is he saying maybe I just need to listen to the video more, but is he saying
he will come to your town and just build a building for you?
Houdley, I don't know what he's saying.
I don't know what the business opportunity is.
He is the expert.
He is the expert.
We don't know anything.
Why you would build Frankie B's House of Cards Salon Suite rather than a super-cuts or
you know, what do they call those?
The Mitchell's, yes.
Paul Mitchell or whatever.
Why you would get involved in this?
Above one of those other well-heeled, well-experienced businesses?
I don't know because I've never heard of Frankie Bees' House of Card Salon Suites, but maybe
I think he's saying suites, maybe it's suites.
Maybe it's suites, but I've think he's saying sweets, maybe it's sweets. Maybe it's sweets.
But I've never heard of his business model.
I mean, I've never heard of his business.
And I don't have a Frankie B house of cards, so on sweet right next door to my house.
So you can't go check it out.
The Atlanta market is wide open.
You want to go in with me?
I'm on Frankie.
Listen, it's probably better than some of the other business ideas we've had.
That's true. Ultimate business, adventure, business experience,
a passive income, a building that you could put up and it runs itself.
What?
You know there's buildings that run themselves.
You know those businesses, they run themselves.
The kind you see on late night TV
where people went to jail.
It's the same thing, only I'm the one who's stealing your money.
What the fuck, no business.
Building the run themselves.
Building the run themselves.
What is the purpose of income?
I'm not.
I am your salon, sweet.
Don't worry about it, I got it covered. I'll turn on the air conditioning and I'll turn it off when people leave. I'll close the door and lock
I'm after you. Count the cash register and sweep up the floor. I am Frankie B's house of cards salon suite. Roswell, Georgia.
Oh my God. So crazy.
This is insane.
Hopefully you have your interest.
So what about you, Jesus?
Interests.
We gotta get Frankie some speech there.
We now, if he has a legitimate speech impediment,
then I'm very sorry that I'm making fun of it.
But there don't see to be any teas anywhere in his speeches.
Yeah, I don't know where they went.
Further ado, we're just gonna roll right into this video.
And if you have any questions or.
He does have a T, he said right.
He said right, we're gonna go right into this video.
Okay, so he knows where the T is all.
He just doesn't choose to put them in most of his work.
Maybe that's like his signature.
Yeah, maybe when they're embedded into the words,
that's when it gets hard.
Like, sweet.
Sweet, sweet.
By the way, I'd like to point out,
we're seven and a half minutes into this video.
And Frankie is now just introducing the video
as his Frankie's way of doing things.
CERN's, I have all my information in the link below.
I've got my website and my email.
If you have any questions, reach out to me.
Oh, I've got a lot of questions.
Frankie, yes we do.
We should write a, we should write a,
like a couple paragraphs on it. We've got to. We've got a lot of questions. Yes, we do. We should write it. We should write it. Like a couple paragraphs on it.
We've got to.
We've got to.
Yeah.
Which year did you invent the business suite office model?
My name is Frank Bernard.
I don't think all of you for watching?
Enjoy the video.
That's it.
Hi, and welcome to House.
Oh, oh, okay.
He literally spent seven minutes introducing a video where he says the exact same thing now
Let's go through it because it's fun.
Lens, salon suite consulting services and welcome to just what might be welcome
The best move of your life
It's a business at venture quote-unquote
Remember those kids you have they compared nothing to the building that runs itself
Frankie Bees House House of Card, Salon, Sweets.
You too can have a building that practically runs itself.
The only thing you have to do is pay me to build it for you.
Have you ever heard of Paper Meshay?
It's my brand new building material that guarantees you can build a brand new salon suite for less
than $5,000. Plus $1,000 for me.
And I'll do the ribbon cutting with these custom fake scissors.
You'll get at least five photos of me to put on your Instagram and that'll get your business
revenue going.
Up and running.
You'll never want for business again.
Business in a box. It's a business in a box. And I should know I invented the box
literally 20 years ago.
I just want to look like there must be a better way to put things in some
things. So I said let's build a box. That's why I'm the expert on boxes,
That's why I'm the expert on boxes, pussy, and nail salons. You're saying, how by coming to this website could this be the best move of my life?
Well obviously you're interested in franchising.
You're interested in franchising Salon's sweets.
But if I told you that I can save you hundreds of thousands of dollars. That's right. I said if I told you by
by turning off this video right now I could save you hundreds of thousands of dollars. Would you take my advice?
If I told you that if I paying me a thousand dollars to stop talking. You could save yourself hundreds of thousands of dollars in business,
in business failure.
Yeah, he called it an adventure.
I don't want an adventure when I'm building a business.
I just want a business.
I never again want the word adventure and business together.
I'm too old for that.
No, there was an adventure.
That's for your twins.
Yeah.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars over a franchise.
You think it might be worth a little bit of your time to watch this video?
I think it will be.
Oh!
Dude, dude.
Alright.
I'm at a rave.
I'm at a rave in 1991 now.
It's's adventure.
Woo!
Where's Moby?
This music.
This is like Moby.
Circa 92.
Oh!
Oh!
Woo!
Oh my god! Hi everybody my name is Frank Minardle you're not the owner of
Drop the beat
What did you do?
Where did you learn how to put together a video presentation?
You should call me. I can help you. I can help you with this.
House of Salons, Salon Sweet Consulting Services. So 21 years ago, I had a vision.
What if I could rip people off in my sleep?
people off in my sleeve.
Would if I could build buildings just like I do with my play-doh in my free time in real life
and then put little fake Lego chairs in there and rent them out to unsuspecting hair salons. I was a vision.
It was a vision.
unsuspecting hair salons. Oh, it was a vision.
It was a vision.
I was high on creotene and steroids, and I had a vision.
What if I could just take people's money because I call myself an expert?
Yup.
It's called consulting, and I invented it over 20 years ago.
Yup, then you came out.
Yes, right.
And all came to fruition.
Yeah, came into play. I Frankie Bees house of now. Yes, right. And all came to fruition.
Yeah, came into play.
Frankie B's house of card salon, sweet.
Then that if I put up a building and all the beauty professional
had to do was to bring their own tools and they would be open and ready for
business, what a fabulous concept that would be for all beauty professionals.
So, 21.
I basically saved the beauty industry.
I can't believe it.
It's so crazy.
This cannot be true, right?
Okay, hold on one second.
Now we got to stop just for a second.
Oh my God.
Salon,
eh,
Salon,
rent, uh, chair,
Oh yeah, no, I mean, it's been going on.
Okay, it's got a lot of time. I want to make sure that we're correct about this.
I know that we are. Yeah, I know that.
I know that. We must be right.
Uh, okay.
Oh, yeah, this has been going on since the 80s.
It's the 70s. Yeah, this has been going on since the 70s.
Yeah. Yes. Now has been going on since the 70s. Yeah.
Yes. Now, let me do this.
Frank Bernardo, salon, I'm going to say sweets, I'm going to take a guess here and say
sweets.
Um, nope.
That is not how it's spelled.
Oh.
No, that's not how it's spelled.
Do you see how it is? I don't salon sweets for rent fully equipped my salon suite
Yeah, listen, okay, yeah, the Frankie did not bend this business model. This is clear. This is clear clear
Yes, I can I can reference a news article from 1982 what they're talking about this business model
So I already know that Frankie is full of shit.
That's a 40 years, that's 20 years before he says
20 years ago he invented it.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what'd you say?
That was it, yeah, it's not true.
No, it's not.
So I did just that.
So here's the photo.
This is me standing in front of my first building
and there's three of the six tenants
that there's three of the six tenants because that's it that's all we got. The other three are
imaginary. Three in front of a building. Three of the six. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Make it a day. But here's a picture of proof. The other three, I get to rent a chair.
It's proven.
Here's the business owner that went into chapter seven bankruptcy seven days after this
photo was taken.
But you know what they say, business is an adventure.
A head of adventure.
A head of adventure.
A head of adventure.
A head of adventure.
A head of adventure.
A head of adventure.
A head of adventure. A head of adventure. A head of adventure. A head of adventure. A head of adventure. for the photo. So 21 years later, this is now one of the biggest franchising
blooms in America. Why? Well, because Salon Suites are a good investment. They are a
great business idea. The concept is fantastic. You can make lots of money. You
could put up multiple buildings. But do you need a franchise to do this? Absolutely not. And in this video,
wait, you're selling a franchise, but you're saying you don't need a franchise. I have the rights to
a franchise. I don't know what it is. Did you invent salon suites and now you've broken off from them
and you're doing your independent consulting? Or do you own salon suites and you're trying to
get people to buy into the salon suites? I think maybe he thinks other people still has idea.
Maybe that's it.
Maybe what happened is,
because there is, I can't see that there's a company
called Salon Suites,
but nowhere is Frankie B mentioned anywhere.
At least in my quick preliminary glance,
I'll do more research, what?
They had a falling out.
It wouldn't you?
Ha ha ha ha.
Frankie, you gotta stop running around telling people
this is the original idea. You gotta stop telling people this with your idea me and Franco in this business me and John on this business
30 years ago, man
We just brought you in to do a little maintenance on our air conditioning
You didn't invent it. You don't even work here really
You literally are the HVAC guy
Now take your Nissan center and get out of here. Oh, I'm going to explain to you why franchising is a horrible idea.
Why franchising is going to cost you hundreds of thousands of extra dollars.
No, it's not. First, over my consulting services.
And guess what, I'm gonna give you better service,
better knowledge because who knows more
in the industry than I do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha't worry about those well-known franchises.
Just give me your money.
Yeah, don't do it.
Because it's my consulting.
Don't worry about those five star franchises.
You don't even actually have to buy our build a building.
Just sneak right in and take it.
Don't worry about those five star franchises.
Actually, you're an HVAC guy.
And that's how you work your way.
Don't worry about all of those other reputable businesses.
Come with me.
I am literally reinventing the way people pretend to consult.
I started it 20 years ago.
I invented the imaginary consultant 20 years ago.
Now I'm perfected to business model.
After all, I created the concept.
I've worked with the beauty professional day in and day out for 21 years.
I know what they like, I know what they don't like.
I know what your building needs and I know what your building doesn't need.
Let's face it, after what it doesn't need is a cocaine safe.
I learned that the hard way.
What it doesn't need is a massage table
for illegal, erotic massages.
I've been doing this for 21 years.
I've got, I've failed so you don't have to.
And what it certainly does not need
is a no pants Wednesday policy.
That's right.
That went way out the window with Frank with Harvey Weinstein.
I'm just saying cancel culture is in full effect
or my dick would be in full glory right here on this video.
You put up your building. They basically run themselves.
So do you need a franchise? You don't, but they're going to tell you that.
You know why? Because they're going to who's they? I know. Who's telling you? Great.
Clips. Yeah. People who actually make money.
It's been a proven business model for years.
Right. The people who are basically making that actual money, yeah, but don't get involved in
the self-running building.
That's what I get.
That's all you need.
It's just a building that runs itself.
I cannot imagine.
Period.
A harder business to actually make cash in than a salon.
Yes.
Yeah, then a salon.
Why?
Because there's one on every fucking corner.
There's such a turnover.
Yeah, there's such high turnover.
It's like a restaurant business.
It's like hard to make money.
I had a relative that got into one of those
mailbox companies, right?
Right.
I don't want to give away too much detail,
but they got into one of those mailbox companies
and they were selling this big song and dance
about how every one of them made money,
everybody needs a stamp, everybody needs a mail bot,
everybody needs this and that and the other thing.
And it was incredibly difficult just to break even,
just to break even.
They had to close the business down
because after many years of trying and giving their money
to the franchise or, right, it was like,
we're not gonna make any money ever doing this.
There's not enough stamps that we could sell
to make money doing this.
And there's not enough haircuts that you can sell
unless you have a reputable name by the way.
Or you are a fantastic hairdresser, right?
There are success stories, no doubt.
Just like restaurants come out of nowhere
and become big hits.
But just because you have to have building
that runs yourself, that's the name
you're gonna make it to the money.
That's our building that runs itself.
There is, holdy, you're just not paying attention
to the video.
You just haven't been listening to a Frankie in a second.
I get it, I'm with Frankie.
You get it, okay.
We're on the same way.
I do too.
Watch your seven to nine percent royalty fees
month after month after month.
Well guess what, if I was you,
I'd rather take those royalty fees that you're gonna save by doing business with me and
Spend it on cocaine
And go on a family vacation each month. So if I have your interest is the family vocation consider acapoco with strippers
I'm just wondering and not even not even
And not even not even No, this is so funny. I mean it also like nothing like getting your business up and running and then boom going on vacation
I'm going I've got vacation
Well the building's gonna run itself. Don't worry about it
Everybody will be fine
Vacation don't worry about the building
Vacation it't worry about the building
Vacation it locks up after itself
No, no, just come in and leave it'll sweep up after itself. Don't worry about it Those people are not able to take a vacation. No
Second year first or second year I started a business and I didn't vacation for five fucking years
I didn't leave the state of Georgia why and I worked for my phone
Why cuz I didn't have any money cuz it's really hard to start a fucking business. That's why
This is a silly podcast. We're doing Jesus Christ somebody save us
Somebody give us some money
Let's roll into this video. I'm gonna show you why franchising is wait. We're rolling into another video
Geez man, there are so many videos within video
I don't know it does gotta feel like one of those movies doesn't it?
Which video am I in? Yeah, I
I'm idea your one
Is this reality? It doesn't matter. They're all hell
My my services are gonna be the best move of your life.
To banish number one, it's the initial franchise fees.
Be prepared, bring your checkbook,
because as soon as you sign that,
because as soon as we meet, I'm gonna ask for a check.
Made out to Frankie B's House of Guards, the lawns,
sweets, $50 just for the initial consultation
I take cash to
American Express 3% service charge
Contract on the dotted line. It's gonna cost you anywhere from 50 to 70,000
But you know what that'll get you. It's gonna get you the name on the door
So right when you sign you're already in the whole 50 to $70,000.
How does that feel?
This feels great.
I know I've got the confidence
that an actual business,
that actual business people are doing business with me.
Yep.
Yeah, not Frankie B.
Consulting with me.
What do you consulting about?
So pay for the name.
Yeah, are you an architect?
Frankie, are you in a building?
Are you a general contractor?
He's making he's gonna build a building
and it's gonna run itself.
Yeah, but let me ask you a question.
I mean, legitimately,
could you possibly be an architect,
a general contractor, a design guy,
then you're gonna consult with someone
on how to build a business and manage it?
Well, I mean, it runs itself,
so I guess you don't have to worry too much about man.
Yeah, once it's built, boom. Vacation time. I could see Frankie's got
like a binder. He brings with three separate pages. We're going to build it. We're going
to open it. You're going to go on vacation. Any questions? $25,000. You have my personal burner cell phone number.
I check this every Tuesday, 3 to 3 30 p.m.
Don't you worry, leave me a voice mail.
I'll get back to you.
I promise.
I'll be in Oka Poco.
I'll be in Oka Poco.
I bet the reason why Frankie went away for six months, it's because one of these people saw the video in Acapoco and they were like,
the fuck!
Oh, they were building the salon, sweet!
I give the guy a $30,000 check, he's down in Acapoco for three months.
Don't worry, things are going great here.
Pink, pink, pink, pink.
He's got a hammer with him, It's like banging against the hotel window
Pink pink pink pink
Everything's going great here Frankie. I just saw your YouTube video. Oh
What that that's from years ago
You had a newspaper in your hand from yesterday
It's amazing YouTube technology. Don't worry about it. Gotta go. Bye. I'm changing my number
Tarty's food. This is advantage franchise. This advantage number two, it's royalty fees. Get ready to
shell out anywhere from seven to nine percent. And that's every month those costs can cost you anywhere from 2,000 to 3,500 to 4 grand a month. I don't know about you
But I can invest that money each month. I can open up some more salon suites. Are you getting a picture?
But the fri- I can take 7% of what?
Anyways, and then and then invest in more small
Small, just build them. Yeah, just build them, keep building the salon. Just build them.
By the way, seven percent.
Just get your friends to them,
that'll then take that money
and then switch it over to the other friend
and give them profit.
And then switch that over and give them profit.
What percent of seven percent is $4,000?
That's a lot of money.
I'm just gonna be honest with you.
I don't know too many supercuts that are pulling in $60,000 a month in haircuts.
That's a lot.
They're $15 a cut.
You have to do 3,000 haircuts in a month.
You're doing a hundred a day?
I doubt it.
I doubt it.
I'm just saying.
I doubt that any supercuts is doing a hundred cuts a day.
Maybe you think so?
But wait, Frankie's still on sweet.
That's right.
That's right.
That's where the real opportunity and adventure
comes into play.
When there's absolutely no management in place,
no brand name, no marketing, no advertising,
that's what you can expect the real dollars to move.
All that money you're gonna save on marketing,
advertising and the name on the door is gonna go right into your pocket.
You won't be cutting $4,000 checks because you won't be making $4,000
with Frankie Beast, House of Cards, salon, sweets.
Seven percent of $12 is almost nothing.
But you can have some more slums. Open up some more slums.
$1 is almost nothing. But you can have some more slums.
Open up some more slums.
It's the rein best.
Hey, John, it's Frankie.
Are you ready to go for the next one?
I haven't made a dollar.
That's why you got to open up number two.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going.
I've got to keep going. I've got to keep going. I've got to keep going. I've got to keep more. I've got some great locations. Here's one in Pittsburgh
in the man. It's where an old steel mill used to be. I can build it with the old steel mill material
for next to nothing. And that money I'll save is going to go right into my pocket.
And Chis, as they're going to tell you that you need their brand. And I'm going to tell you why
it's totally false and a big lie. First of all,
nobody out there, clients that you're seeking to rents and the patrons. They never heard of
Phoenix salon suites, solo salon suites or my salon suite. They never heard of these companies
and they don't care. And the professionals 99.99% of them they never heard of these companies so
don't get caught I've never heard of these companies what you're talking about
Phoenix Salon sweets I don't know that's just not something we have around here
I don't think is he saying I'm confused I don't know. He's saying that these things, most people don't know about these other salon suites.
He's saying.
What do you say?
Please decipher.
Because we're in the movie in sets.
I'm working on it.
Oh, that's been the talk.
What he's saying is, it's real simple.
Okay.
That if you want to buy a franchise opportunity,
then Frankie is the guy for you.
But there are disadvantages that other franchise opportunities have.
He's saying, yeah.
So he's saying stay away from the franchises,
but go with Frankie's franchise.
The franchises are bad,
but Frankie's franchise is better
because it's not Phoenix salon sweets
or solo salon sweets.
Things that people have never heard. That's right. What you're trying to do is you're trying to get
a building. A building. Self-self-running building. Did that- did we- did I think we may- I
even have been cleared everybody right? I think we wrapped it up nicely. I'm- I'm most confused myself
once I set it out loud and I'll make
Yeah, I just had a talk here now that we know we are in the video
Let's move on yeah, oh with the franchise is saying you need their brand to fill the building
False you put up a good building and you have good rent and you do the proper advertisement
You're good because that's what I do every time I go to a salon.
I just...
The great building.
Let's get in here and get my hair.
Ha ha ha.
Man, this is made like a sh-
Freak house.
Let's go.
Quick one, the building's still sanding.
Ha ha ha ha.
Guess this shit about the building.
Ha ha ha ha. What are you talking about? A bit of people's homes. Yeah. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it. I place that looks like it hasn't been cleaned since 1979 and I don't care because it tastes good
I just choose not to look at the walls
There are dead people in that fryer. I'm sure and I get at least out
They don't care about the name on the door and clients come into that building
They don't know who they are you don't decline. Well, honey says proctology, but let's go get our hair cut.
Yes, they do care about the name on the show.
Yeah, they do.
They do.
They have a good day.
Thank you.
Honey, I think this.
Regular people do care.
Yeah, I think that says Anus Massages.
Who cares?
I don't care about the name on the door.
I'm here to get my hair cut.
Oh my haircut. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't care as long as I get my hair cut. I don't care what it says on the door, I want my hair cut.
It's like these people that walk into McDonald's.
I want a double bacon western cheeseburger.
We don't make those here.
You do now, I'm calling the police.
Care's about?
They care about their stylus.
That's the only name they're looking for when they come to the building.
They're looking for when they come to the building. They're looking for their stylist name. Disadvantaged franchise, you don't need to be paying royalty fees for a brand that doesn't exist.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That is true that some people follow a stylist, but you have to originally find the stylist.
Yes, and where do you do that?
And Tails walking into a salon.
Yes, a reputable salon.
Yes, that's correct.
Oh, Frankie, you just got this.
I don't know who taught, I don't know.
Is he talking about building buildings?
I don't even know.
I don't even know, don't even ask.
Yeah, he might get to any probably one.
He's just doing some well-known stylists. No, he's just like, is he? I don't even know, he might get to any probably one of the things of like well-known styling.
No, he's just like, is he?
I don't even know.
He doesn't say like if I was doing this presentation,
I'd be like, me, Frankie B.
I'm an expert at building hair salons.
I know how to, I have the interior designers,
the architects, and I know where to get the land cheap.
If that's interesting to you,
and then I'll show you the business model.
I'll show you how to manage it and run it.
I can even put people in place for you.
I'll do marketing for you. If I had all the the business model. I'll show you how to manage it and run it. I can even put people in place for you. I'll do marketing for you.
If I had all the, that's what I would say.
He's so far told us none of the deliverables
for getting a hot frankey on board.
No, only why you should not go with a frankey.
That's correct.
But he gives no deliverables.
He just says, if this is interesting to you, call me up.
And then I'll talk exactly like this
until you agree to pay me $50,000 just to get me off the phone.
I don't even know, what are you delivering?
We should write him an email.
We should write an email to that link
and pretend like we wanna be in the salon business.
And we should be like, dear Frankie,
we have a few questions.
Watch your video, super informative.
We, you laid out everything.
You laid out, you laid out, all of our questions except just a couple.
There are literally no stone unturned. However, I thought of a few questions that didn't get answered.
What exactly are you doing? How exactly much does it cost?
Exactly much does it cost?
Who exactly are you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, construction, furnishings, and equipment. Now this is where the franchise, this is where they're going to make their big money, it's their big quick money. Yes, royalty fees
over the time. It's its money coming in each month, but their big quick money is in these charges
right here, okay? Because they mark it up anywhere from a thousand to fifteen hundred percent.
And that's going gonna cost a fat way
They're marking up they're marking up a hair dryer is 50
The furniture 1500% can envy true
Here's the Sega 3000 air dryer from Walmart
$9.99.
Here's $625.
Deal. Deal, sold, where do I sign?
Come on, $1500 per cent.
Yeah, that seems like it.
Yeah, they don't even mark up alcohol.
And that's the biggest markup of anything.
It's when you go to buy a drink at a bar.
They mark it up at least 150%,
but $1500, can you imagine walking to a bar?
15, huh?
Yeah.
And you're like, can I get a Jose Cuervo?
And they're like $7, they're like $712.
That sounds reasonable.
I've got this happen, it's self-running pressure.
That's right.
It's just run to self.
Do you take Apple Pay?
Shoot tens of thousands of extra dollars.
And you have no say so over the contractors that they choose,
the equipment that they pick out, the furnishings that they
want to place, everything top to bottom.
You have no choice other than to walk away from your
initial investment if you're not happy disadvantage franchise disadvantage
advantage franchise
use you could be a million ad just stay the fuck away from the franchises furniture
disadvantage franchise. Instruction markers.
Disadvantaged franchise.
This guy shirtless every day on the job site approved.
Advantage Frankie.
12 months of construction done in five years. Advantage Frankie.
Brick disadvantage.
Paper mache advantage Frankie.
Roofing disadvantage franchise.
Mickey Mouse punchos take together
Thank you
Making money franchise. Disadvantage franchise.
Losing your life savings to this dipshit.
But adventure.
Advantage Frankie B. Stable income disadvantage
franchise. Human beings running your salon disadvantage franchise
Frankie B's automatic building software
Advantage Frankie B
Let us do your pitch for your Frankie B. We got it down dude. Don't worry. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it simple for people to understand
Oh my god
Hopefully
This is yeah, this is gold. Where did this guy come from? Oh my god
Balls is right big old fat fucking old man balls
Hanging down low. Did they swing to and from? He's got those.
He's got those Harriet Steeders and man are they swinging.
Okay, listen, we have got so much more,
we've got like 13 more minutes of this video.
We got it.
It was 21 minutes long.
We only did it.
He did it.
I think what we need to do is come back.
We need to do a little research.
We need to reach out to Frankie.
Well, listen, this is what we'll do right
will come back to the video
i'll have a question
we'll come back to the video on the next episode i promise but
for now
uh...
we've got it
and it's the cc
being able to shut frankie up with the press of a button
and that is the cb button Advantage to see me
You've got to see the visuals on this one. You got to watch Chrissy and I turned bright red
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