The Commercial Break - All Charged Up!
Episode Date: February 14, 2024Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin story. Joe Rogan If Bryan was high he could do a L...OT of content Word of the Day! Circumstellar: surrounds or revolves around a star South Park Why aren’t we going back to the moon? We’re back to the grammys Bryan’s going to see Petey D! WWE Vince McMann The Rock, wrestling drama, and death threats? No recess for the kids? Catholic school Bryan’s villain origin story It’ll be on your permanent record! Put your OnlyFans on your car! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us  212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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You've gone insane!
I resisted at first, but now the rhythms of the forest flow through me.
On this episode of the Commercial Break...
You remember there was a time back in the late 80s, early 90s,
when you literally had to take the Arnold Schwarzenegger
physical fitness, presidential physical fitness test?
And Arnold would have that, they played
that little video for you.
I'm on the trot nigga.
Yeah.
Because all of your lazy asses stop eating so many tonic nuts, cheerios. Do some push-ups.
You're just a lazy baby. Yeah, look at me. I'm doing some steroids. I passed them out
to my children. You want to do cocaine and have lots of rough sex. I like you. Thank
you. Goodbye. Good night.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, cats and kittens.
Welcome back to the commercial break.
I'm Brian Green and this is the president of podcast
which I treat Chris and Joy only best to you, Chris.
Best to Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Including Joe Rogan.
Oh. Who just re-signed his Spotify agreement. I did see that. For, listen. Not always a fan of Joe Rogan's.
Right. I do have to say that he's got a very interesting show, wide-ranging topics. He often has experts and scientists and then just people who bloviate and bullshit.
And so I don't always agree with Joe's choice of lines of thinking or his guest.
But you do have to say that he's got a very interesting podcast.
He's got 159 million listeners a month.
Which is one million.
One hundred five...whatever.
It's a lot...one hundred fifty nine million more than
we do
that's right
he is uh... he is undoubtedly the king of podcasting he is the president of
podcasting he has been for a very long time no one's it doesn't seem anyone's
going to take him down
i think even conan is like
far behind that maybe twenty thirty million downloads i don't know
a month but he's resize an agreement with Spotify, but this time the difference is,
is that now you'll be able to get Joe anywhere.
I saw that too, yes, very interesting.
I thought that was a dumb idea in the first place, and so I'm glad that they now have decided just to open it up.
The whole point of podcasting is that you can get it, it's like agnostic,
it's technology agnostic, you get it from anywhere you want to,
and any podcast player that chooses to can pick up your RSS feed and
Make a buck off you as long as you know
They air your commercials and all that other good stuff. So right I'm sure Joe's getting paid a bucket load of money
According to Spotify themselves
Listenership has grown by 20 plus percent ad revenue has grown by 45 percent since they brought Joe on to the platform.
So like in general or just on on their podcast part or on the podcast part?
They didn't give specifics about Joe's, but you know, it's like serious XM and Howard Stern.
Like Howard is leading the charge.
It's the reason that serious XM even exists is Howard Stern.
The reason Spotify's podcasting platform is even discussed is because they
managed to wrangle Joe and get him into a contract.
I remember seeing him at his standup, his standup show.
Oh, you did?
Years ago, yeah.
Rachel and I went.
To see Joe?
Uh-huh.
And what'd you think?
It was funny.
Yeah.
I mean, at the time, I just had remembered him from what,
what was the show that he hosted?
News radio?
Oh, no, Fear Factor.
Fear Factor, yeah.
So I remembered him from that, and then he got into stand up
And I thought he was pretty funny. Yeah, I definitely didn't watch the UFC part. That's too little too bloody for you. Yeah
So I uh, we went to go see him and uh, and his stand up show and it was really funny
And then all of a sudden he turned that into a major show
He was just like talking shit like we do for hours on end and he's on episode number
into a major show. He was just like talking shit like we do for hours on end.
And he's on episode number 2,600 and whatever.
So, you know, and he does such a long podcast.
That's the thing is I think I'd also have to get high and drunk
if I was to do four hours with a stranger and just talk shit.
But if I was doing the dibbidi dabs or smoking a little weed,
I think I could get like, I don't I'm not claiming to be as
good at this as Joe is.
He's, you know, he's got his reps in, he's been doing this for a long time.
He's used to having a stranger sit across from him and then just kind of going on and on and on.
But if I was high, I think I could ask some interesting questions.
I'm sure of it, actually.
I'm just too afraid to go on here high because I already think the show is dumb enough as it is.
And I think I'd have to get used to being in that frame of mind.
You know what I'm saying and like how what could we you and I really talk about you know
We could pontificate about aliens for hours and hours and hours
But there would be no science behind it no experts no facts
It's just like the show is now why don't we cut the bullshit down to an hour an hour and 20 minutes
And that way you guys don't sit on it listen to me blow v8 for for hours on end
But best to you Joe Rog Rogan, best to you.
For no matter whether you agree with Joe
or you don't agree with Joe, if you're a podcaster,
you do have to say that Joe has brought a lot of
needed attention to the space
and probably a lot of revenue also.
So, respect mom.
You gotta respect the king.
Respect the king.
And then the queen, call her daddy,
who also then just, I think just either she re-upped
and they made her show available everywhere or they just made her show available everywhere.
So there you go.
That's a little podcast inside business.
Now that you've fallen asleep or turned off the show, let's get to the word of the day.
Word of the day.
Word of the day. Word of the day.
I just really like this word.
Okay.
It's not too hard for you to guess what it is, but.
Probably already know it.
Circom Steller.
Circom Steller.
Yes, that is the word of the day.
That's when you like travel,
interplanetary travel to get a
vasectomy Is that am I right about that?
So in it means that surrounds or revolves around a star
Basically, oh surrounds or revolves around a star. Yeah. Oh, surrounds or revolves around a star.
Yeah, so you have a lot of people,
I'm sure that circumstellar you.
Me, yes.
Exactly.
People just, they can't get enough of me apparently.
Actually, they can't get enough of you,
they deal with me, according to all the comments out there.
So in astronomy, the area around a star
that can support liquid and therefore life is called
the Circumsteller habitable zone.
Oh, very interesting.
I'm so fat.
I'm like in a space mode.
I'm watching a lot of documentaries about space.
Yeah.
I've always loved space.
Oh, like how the universe work.
Put me in any city that has a planetarium and I will be there.
Every city has a planetarium.
No, they don't. Not every city does city has a planetarium. No, they don't know where
Which city have you been? I mean, I'm not like the tiny tiny cities not like you know, Schaumburg fucking Wisconsin or whatever
Right, but even chat nougat, Tennessee has a planetarium. So planetarium a planet air. You never seen the South Park episode
Okay, cuz we're going to the planet
No, I do love South Park. That was a pretty good teacher impression of the South Park
I've never seen an episode of South Park in five years
I know, they're still new episodes. I love it. That's very popular. I love it every time I catch it
I'm always like why don't I watch this more? You know I like South Park and why I just I feel a real kinship with South Park
Even though I have not watched it in a while
This is and for only reason I don't watch it
is because now I have children.
So I have to be extra careful
about what I turn them onto cartoon wise.
And they're way too young to watch South Park.
And, but the reason why I have such a kinship with South Park
is because they always find the hypocrisy
in the latest and greatest bullshit
that's going on in the country around the world.
And they point it out out no matter the perspective
They're not liberal. They're not conservative
They just point out the fucking hypocrisy and they are spot-on almost a hundred percent of the time in my opinion
And I'm like wow these guys are so good at breaking down the most complicated of issues into its face nature
Right. Let's watch in a show last night and lady, there was like a detective show and the two
detectives were talking to each other and they were like angry at each other or something.
And the one lady goes, I want to do an exercise with you.
Take the worst thing that you've ever done, take all of the words out of it and just say
what it was on its surface, right?
Make it as simple as it is.
So, I killed somebody, right?
Not, I killed somebody but they were coming at me
and I needed to do it in order to save my family and da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da base nature. Like, I don't know, immigration needs reform. That's it. There you go. It's
not serving immigrants or the people that live in the country. It needs reform. But
no, we have to buy it until it's like you lose the meaning of what we're actually
doing. They're human beings that need help and we need to figure out how to help them
because they want to come into our country. So it's like, you know, fucking eight.
Yeah, and essentially there's no line,
there's no like list.
No. You get on.
No, there's no list.
Can you put me down?
Please, is there a list?
For the table at eight.
Yeah, but you know.
You are still right about this.
And now by the time this airs.
Do I have to try and get here somehow?
And in order to do that,
we should probably make a process
that makes any kind of fucking sense.
And if you think just kicking everybody out of the country is the answer, you're
a fucking dumbass because that's not the answer. It's never gonna be the answer.
You like strawberries? You like your food? You like houses being constructed? And
let's take it beyond that. You like, you know, the engineers and the people who
make your phones and all that other shit. Guess what? They all didn't, they all
weren't born here. And so if you like that stuff, then there's gotta, we have to find it.
Doctors, research scientists, everything.
I mean, they're people. Up and down.
Up and down. Senators and congressmen and congresswomen.
Hmm, humans. Yeah, human beings. We need to figure
out it. So I'd say this all to get back to South Park is that they have a way, but they
have also tackled this issue of immigration on their shows before and on their episodes
before. And I have to say they have a way of just breaking it down
to its base nature where you're like, oh yeah, oh shit.
Like there are human beings that want a better life
and they have something to add of value.
And we don't give them any great way
to get into the country except for jumpin' a fence
or being fuckin' mule in a goddamn pack of a van.
It's insane, it's insane.
Okay, so that's that. Joe
re-signed with Spotify. I already said that. Congrats to Joe.
Best to you, Joe. Best to you, Joe. So let's do a headline
here now that we're doing in a, oh, and I wanted to say about
space. Yes. I, I'm so fascinated by it all. I've been
going back and watching documentaries about like the
Gemini and Apollo missions like way back in the day like the first space missions
Why didn't we continue to do that? Why don't we just keep going? I don't understand
We're going back to the moon in 2027 or something. We haven't been there in 30 40 years. Why didn't we keep going?
I don't understand. I don't get it people lost interest. It's it's like, you know, I've heard Neil deGrasse
Yeah, there's only so much money to go around.
And I think once they kind of figured out it was a rock.
Yeah.
They were like, well, what about other areas?
I was just...
And that's where I think they focused on other areas now.
Well, I was just reading that the moon is not, in fact, just a rock.
Right.
There are moonquakes going on right now.
There's like some shift going on.
The moon is shrinking, Chrissy.
Did you know this? I did going on the moon is shrinking Chrissy. Did you know this?
The moon is shrinking like like my testicles as I get older the moon is shrinking They're hanging lower, but they're shrinking
They're the moon is shrinking because the inside is cooling in it's shrinking and it's got some scientists nervous
About traveling back there. They're like a look at a caught up on a moonquake
You won't catch me dead on a space fucking flight ever.
I don't care how commonplace it becomes.
Can I ask you a question though,
because isn't it, aren't you weightless at the moon?
No, you are, it's like a third of the gravity.
A little bit, okay.
A third of the gravity.
Can you just like, you see a quake just jump up.
Just jump up, jump up, wait for it to end.
Yeah, and then float back down. I don't think you can control yourself like that on the moon, but I don't think we've all seen the pictures. Jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, job or something dude you got too much time on your hand moonless speaking of Joe Joe used to be like a real question or like of
The moon landing did it happen didn't happen a month happen
Look at all this crazy shit
You can see wires in this picture wires in that picture
Do I think there's a possibility that some of the moon images were taken inside of a studio for quality and clarity?
I think that's a possibility because we did that kind of shit all the time
We still do all that shit kind of shit all the time. We still do all that shit, kind of shit all the time.
Do I think that we faked going to the moon? Of course, fucking not.
You know why? Let me repeat myself. If it makes sense, it's probably true.
When your grandma tells you that your mother used to make out with the neighbor and is still having an affair with him 40 years later.
How quickly do you tell as many people as possible that secret?
You do that because you cannot keep a fucking secret.
There is no possible way under any circumstances
that more than 10 people can keep a secret for any amount of time.
It just doesn't happen.
People always...
Well, one that big too, that we were in a race with other countries.
We were in a race with another country,
and there's all these people sitting in a fake studio,
like pressing buttons and saying complicated words
to make you think that we went to the moon.
Come on, get real.
All right, okay.
So now I got something else to share with you.
That has nothing to do with the space race.
The Grammys.
Back to the Grammys.
The Grammys saw its highest audience in like seven years
for that last Grammys that happened
at this point a couple of weeks ago, right?
Saw its highest audience, 17 million people
tuned in to see the Grammys.
Now that seems like a lot of people to me to be watching any one particular
television show in 2024.
But additionally, so that was like an increase of like 36% or something.
So people are really into it.
I was wrong.
They were right.
You know, I wasn't that into it, but a lot of people are that into it.
Additionally, the E networks.
I think it was the weekend just in between football games, and that's what happened.
Yeah, of course. Well, that's what they do.
They're not going to do it during a football game.
Because we were so used to football games every weekend, every weekend, and then there wasn't one.
Yes.
But the Grammys were on.
Might as well watch it.
Might as well watch it. What are we going to do?
Yeah.
You know, there's no Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey this weekend.
Right.
So...
But, uh, additionally, and I just wanted to say congratulations to Heather,
Heather's little red carpet. I mean,
I don't know was hers or a couple of people on it,
but Heather's the show that she was on the E red carpet,
pre Grammy show or whatever it was.
Saw 1.5 million people tune in like a 40% increase.
Fantastic. She's got a big fan base. She does. I'll tell you what, and I love her.
She's great. I love her. I don't think she'll ever come back on the show again, but it was really
nice having her. We got her at just the right time. Just when she was not famous enough. Yes,
as well. All of her fame-worthy things were in the works. Why didn't she... Then they took off.
Could we have waited one additional week than released her episode?
You know what I'm saying?
Like in one week, the girl went from being on the commercial break to being one of the most famous three beats out there.
I know I didn't really know a lot about who she was before she was on.
But then when I started to do research for the show and talk to her, I was an instant fan.
And now I can't wait to see what she's doing next and hear what
she's doing next for podcasts is hilarious.
It's, it's just.
Are you going to go to her show?
Did she have a show?
She did.
She's doing like.
She just did a show.
Here in Atlanta.
Well, I know the week before we get, we had her on.
Yeah.
That girl rather naked around her.
She's on tour.
We should go see her.
We should, but she's going to Australia.
You know who I'm going to see this weekend?
Is this the Pete Davidson weekend?
I'm going to see Pete fucking Davidson
in a theater that sits about 50 people.
And I'd like to say that I got some special invite
to go see him, but what actually happened was
Instagram sent me a link to the ticket sales.
You got in quick, cause you're on Instagram.
It's only four hours a day.
Oh, I do find myself on that Instagram and TikTok quite a bit,
even though it might not seem like it,
with the size of our Instagram audience.
I think we've posted something in two weeks.
We go and fits and starts with that fucking Instagram,
because it's like, okay, you know,
sometimes I feel like posts, sometimes I feel like a nut,
sometimes I don't.
Remember that? Exactly.
Yeah. What was that that Snickers commercial?
Sounds about right. Yeah, okay. I
Remember it. I can literally hear your brain clinking around in there
You're like clink clink clink clink clink clink, but I did want to say congratulations to Heather because I think
That's quite awesome. You know, I don't get I I don't really get something that I'm reading about right now.
The rock went back to the WW, you know, Vince McMahon got like, he's out of the WWE because
did you hear this crazy story?
I don't keep up with the WWE.
I don't keep up with the WWE either except it's always in the news.
And it's one of the most popular sports in the world.
If, you know, and I say it's a sport.
Sport, it's an quotations.
I don't even put in quotations and I'll tell you why.
Because at least you know what you're getting with the W.
At least you know it's bullshit.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like they don't make any,
there's no illusions that it's bullshit.
It's bullshit.
It's for show.
Yeah, and people have fun with it.
And some people take it too seriously like everything.
Like you go to a.
I did go to a match one time and it was fun.
You went to a fucking WWE match?
Yeah, this is 20 years ago when I worked in TV
and we had tickets, you know, trade tickets or whatever
for the show that was coming.
I think this was in Knoxville.
And we all decided to just go all out and make signs
and just like dress up and do whatever.
It was pretty fun.
Hey, I've never been to one.
But I'll tell you what, when I was a kid,
and fucking Hulk Hogan, Randy Macho Man Savage,
and fucking Andre the Giant, and the Iron Sheik,
when all those guys were running around,
just killing each other during WrestleMania,
it was the best thing since Sly Spread.
I was with the kid who just, you know.
Well, they're characters.
Yeah, brother!
What you gonna do when the Hulk Hogan,
I'm gonna go real real real real real real real real real. And they're characters. Yeah, brother! What you gonna do? What the fuck?
Yeah.
And they're like real life characters and they have the good ones and the bad ones.
They have the heels and the heroes.
The heels and the heroes.
So Vince McMahon, I'm not gonna tell the whole story, but Vince McMahon...
Is he a hero or a bad guy?
I think it's universally understood that Vince McMahon is like the world's biggest asshole. Oh, okay.
Oh, yes.
He is an asshole.
All right.
He just basically strong on-
In real life and in the ring?
Yes.
Well, you should hear what's going on.
Okay, well, tell me.
Well, he got accused of like sexual, you know, misconduct a number of years ago before the-
Right when the pandemic was starting, I think.
So he stepped down as the president and CEO of WWE.
Oh, he was the president.
He put this whole thing together. Chrissy, he went around the country buying out all these
little small wrestling organizations, right? Used to be the WWF and then it became the WWE
and Vince McMahon under his management, under his ownership.
Like combined everything.
Combined everything. And I say combined, he basically steamrolled everybody. You don't work for me,
I'm going to squash you, right?
And so, wrestlers are in this terrible position
where they have to go and they have to perform
and if they don't perform, they don't get paid.
They're subcontractors, they have no universal healthcare,
they don't have any kind of retirement or pension fund,
and they go out there and they kill themselves
every fucking week.
It does seem like a pretty crazy sport on your body.
Have you ever seen a movie, The Wrestler?
With, what's his name?
The crazy old guy.
I can't remember his name now.
But anyway.
Mickey Rourke.
Mickey Rourke, that's right.
Mickey Rourke.
It's such a great movie and it tells the story
pretty accurately, I think, about how wrestlers,
they just get put out to pasture, basically, with nothing.
And many of them die very young at an early age
Because drug abuse because they're just trying to keep the pain away from their bodies
I mean it doesn't matter whether it's real or it's fake or you think it's real or it's fake
Those guys are hitting each other fucking hard man flying down off flying into nails, you know beds of nails and but you know
Punching themselves in the balls and biting each other's fingers off. And I guess you have to keep kind of upping the ante too.
Of course you do.
Yeah.
You need to have it be crazier than it was last time.
Andre the giant body slamming Hulk Hogan in WrestleMania, whatever it was,
was the tamest of events now.
Now you've got to like literally eat glass and stick poke five inch nails through your
eyeballs and stick snakes in your ear.
I don't know. You got to do a bunch of shit to make it entertaining.
I haven't watched WWE in many years.
What size snakes?
What's that?
What size snakes?
Oh, I don't...
You do have to stick snakes in your ear.
You're like Jake the Snake Snake, you know what I'm saying?
Like five five inch Python, just girthy.
And he just ear fucks you.
Take that Hulk Hogan.
Yeah, brother fuck my ear.
So Vince basically over, you know, 80s, 90s,
he pulls everybody together under this one huge
organization WWE and any other wrestling
organization that tries to get as prominent as WWE is basically squash.
Squash, brother!
I'm gonna put my two inch testicles right on your WCW forehead.
Oh, brother.
So do you want to hear the rest of the story?
Yeah.
Because it's very, I think it's very interesting.
I didn't intend to go down this road,
but now that we're talking about it,
see this is why you don't want me doing
a four hour podcast high.
Because if you think it's hard enough to keep up as it is,
just wait until Brian gets loaded.
It starts talking to 72 year old Hulk Hogan
about the good old days.
Oh, brother.
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Okay, so what's going on in this studio right now?
Ryan's just all charged up.
I came in sleepy and now I'm hot.
You were like, I'm so tired.
I know, I was so tired just like 10 minutes ago and now I'm like, hey, I got some energy.
Look at me.
This old man can roll. Once you get him going, he just,
oh, brother, whatcha gonna do when the whole moment
comes down on you, but over there.
Oh, get a fucking in the air,
because that's what Finn's told us to do.
Ah!
All right, Finn's McMahon puts together the WWE,
you know, rolls over everybody.
He's just like, but he's also known as kind of like
an asshole, like he just, he's just an asshole.
He's hard to negotiate with.
He tells you one thing, he does another.
I don't picture a timid guy
as being the head of that whole organization.
No, just look at him.
He just looks like a beefcake.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Anyway, so Vince puts all these guys together.
The many people over the years
have been complaining about Vince, his management style,
his inability to protect and take care of the people who he's eating dinner off of essentially. He
eats his own young and he doesn't give a shit and he never has given a shit. He wants to
keep things status quo because of course he can make money, more money if he doesn't
have to pay out for healthcare and you know, I think he will pay for rehab.
I think that's like the one thing that he will do is rehab.
Okay, well at least it's something.
Yeah, but if you're a wrestler like that
and you're in your 30s or 40s or even late 20s
and you're getting banged around,
you're gonna be taken as a vicar then,
I don't care who you are.
And you know what, okay, take some vicar then.
You've earned it, dude, take some vicar.
So there's many, many stories
about the badness of Vince McMahon.
But then in some time in
the early 2020s, I think he gets accused of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.
And okay, he steps down while he, while they bring in a third party independent.
Like a figure ahead.
Yeah.
Well, they, I think they installed his daughter actually as the president of the organization.
Oh, a completely independent person. Completely independent.
And then she brings in another completely independent organization who does an investigation.
Well, the investigation goes nowhere.
There's never any final conclusion to the investigation.
All of a sudden, last year, 2023, Vince McMahon announces he's now the head of the board of directors.
Right? So he's going to be back in the game.
He's doing it all over.
He's essentially asserting his control and will back into the WWE.
And now he's also back out there as kind of the face.
At one point Vince McMahon also is a wrestler
in the organization.
He's like the heel, he's the ultimate heel.
Well, that's what I was wondering, okay.
He goes out there, he wrestles, he plays himself,
he's like a really bad, bad guy.
Well, somebody just like a super bad
Just he at one time he was like using the n-word
This is like not even that long ago, too
It's like seven or eight years ago. He was like using the n-word to get people riled up. I just don't find it funny
I'm sorry. I don't find it interesting and I don't find it funny, but anyway, I don't like Vince McMahon in the first place so
and I don't find it funny, but anyway, I don't like Vince McMahon in the first place.
So, a couple months ago,
some lady, a neighbor of his,
claims that she was having some financial troubles.
Someone, the Bellman at their apartment complex,
or condo complex, asked Vince,
hey, this lady's having some trouble.
Do you have any work for her?
Something you can do because she's in a really bad way
and I think she's gonna lose her house
and all this other stuff.
And Vince says, yeah, here's her phone number. Okay, cool. Thanks Vince. You know nice thing
but then he was like
you know
basically
Spit roasting her with this other executive at the organization. He he basically it was sex by coercion
Is what it was sex by extortion sex by coercion and then he was handing her off to these other executives inside of the WWE building to have sex with and you know
Sexually assault and all this other terrible terrible stuff that just came out and now Vince. Hey has back down. Okay
There you are on the Vince McMahon thing. He is a real heel in real life. He should go away forever
I'm not saying you know jail. He needs he has the day in court like everybody else has. He should go away forever. I'm not saying jail.
He has the day in court like everybody else has.
I'm saying go away from the WWE.
It's just a bad luck.
No one needs Vince McMahon anymore.
Bye bye, see you later.
Give it to The Rock, right?
Okay, so.
So The Rock came in?
So The Rock is now back at the WWE.
Really?
The Rock is all of a sudden showing up at the WWE.
Now here is the Scuttlebutt.
Let me explain.
There are two wrestlers.
In order to get to the WrestleMania main event
or be matched up or whatever, you have to win some series of events
like some Royal Rumble or... I don't even know Chrissy to be honest.
Royal Rumble.
Yes. The Royal Rumble.
Let's get ready to Royal Rumble.
Here's Brian.
Ah! Yeah, that is you. I am running away from to Royal Rumble! Here's Brian. Yeah, that is you.
I am running away from the Royal Rumble.
So you have to win some series of events.
Well, there's two wrestlers in particular.
They're like up-and-coming wrestlers that everybody's rooting for.
These guys earned it. They should be in WrestleMania.
This should be the thing.
And then a couple of weeks ago, the rock steps into the ring
and starts like arguing with one of the two.
Like literally stepped into the ring?
Yes, no, like literally stepped into the ring
and started arguing.
Now, this is obviously, this is wrestling,
so it's all, you know, it's all a job, right?
They call it a job, he's jobber, he's jobbin'.
So he gets up there, he jobs,
and now everybody is pissed off
because they think the Rock is gonna be invited
to WrestleMania and not the guy who really earned it who won the Royal Rumble or whatever.
So these.
And by everybody.
And by everybody I mean the extreme WWE fans who clearly have not wrapped gotten their heads directly out of their assholes and realize that this is just for fun.
It's WWE, the world wrestling
entertainment. Okay, it's entertainment. That's what it is. So people start sending death
threats to the Rocks daughter. Why? Because they have entirely too much time on their
hands. I'm supposing that's what it is. I get it. Wrestling's fun. It's
fun to watch.
Why are there so many death threats on people? I have to say.
It is so easy.
It's very extreme. First to say that you don't like something.
Because they're either children or man-children is what they are. And I'm not saying that
maybe there's a female out there involved in this too, but it's probably man-children,
right? Guys that have nothing better to do with their life
than be angry over pretend stuff.
It's like you threatened to kill somebody
because your imaginary best friend
didn't show up to school today.
Like, I mean, come on, what are you doing?
Is no one, you're threatening this woman's life
because you're mad, her dad was involved in a fake
altercation at a fake wrestling event in a yeah
It's crazy, and it's all made up anyway. It's not anybody's decision
They basically executives basically tell you what to do and that's what happens
Are you guys despite decide amongst yourself? Not sure how that works, but do we really need death threats now over the world?
Wrestling entertainment company do we really do we really if there's anybody you should be receiving death threats,
it's not the Rock's daughter.
I mean, come on guys.
Settle your little twiddles down.
Let's take our twigs and berries.
Rev down, take our twigs and berries,
put them back in our Spider-Man under-oos,
and let's calm down.
We can all have a good time watching WWE
if that's what you choose to do,
without death threats, death threats,
death threats over death threats,
death threats over the W, fucking W-E.
Chrissy.
It's scary that there's people even doing that.
It's just.
There's no order.
There's no control.
There's no one can control themselves.
Everyone's out like, they're all fucking loose cannons.
And I know I might sound like one here
on the commercial break, probably every third day,
but I gotta tell you something.
In real life, I'm kind of just normal. Like I gotta tell you something, in real life,
I'm kind of just normal.
Like I don't go around.
You're pragmatic, pragmatist.
Yes, that's right.
I don't go around death threatening people
because you know what?
I realize that's not a way to behave.
That's not how humans behave.
And it should not be how humans should behave.
And I don't know, but I'm gonna guess not,
but just in case there's someone out there in our audience
who thinks this is the way to go about things,
it's just pretend.
Everybody is just pretending. It's okay. You don't have to kill somebody over pretend stuff.
It's not real. Leave the Rock's daughter alone.
By the way, I should mention that the Rock's daughter is a
wrestler herself, and she's got two different color eyes
It's really it's really yeah
I don't know if that's like a contact lens or what but it's really there
But I was just so flabbergasted that I'm seeing this story pop up in multiple places
And I'm like wow you really you really threaten somebody's life over your dad
Pretending in a middle of a ring with somebody. It's so stupid. I need need to follow up on the story. Yeah, I don't know. It's like building a sandcastle.
Although now I don't want to receive further notifications about it though.
No. I'm afraid to click on something because then that's gonna take me to more of the same.
Yeah, but you can't be, I mean, yeah, you just gotta, you gotta trust your own filter,
right? Do you trust your own filter? Of course you do. So, but you can't be, I mean, yeah, you just got to, you got to trust your own filter, right?
Do you trust your own filter?
Of course you do.
So, but if you want to get-
Yeah, but you just said, it's all over the news.
It's all over everywhere.
I'm not saying it all over.
I didn't say it was-
But I think you clicked on it, and then now you're seeing it everywhere.
Well, it was in multiple trade rags, like, like entertainment trade rags, you know,
the Rock's daughters, the life-threatening.
Well, the Rock's a big deal. The Rock is a big deal.
I mean, I don't care who you are.
Yeah, I like the Rock.
Sure.
He seems like a nice enough guy.
Met him one time.
He got out of a Tonka truck, a literal Tonka truck
on a movie set that I happened to be visiting
for not because I was invited as a famous person,
because I just happened to be there.
But he drove up in a fucking Tonka truck.
Like a huge, you know, look, imagine a Tonka truck, right?
One of those like monster trucks.
Yeah, he drove up in one to the side and he got on that thing.
And I couldn't figure out which is bigger,
the Tonka truck or the rock.
He was huge.
I've only read good things about him
and he seems really nice and he's very disciplined
and hard working.working rock for president
Yeah, it would when the rock gets old
Does he like turn into one of those like you know, Frankie B types who continues to work out and pump iron and
I think he goes like an Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know way. Yeah, well, I was into an interview with him the other day and he's
great
interview with him the other day and he's great. Arnold? Yeah. Yeah, Arnold's good. Arnold's a good one. He works out every day still, but not crazy,
you know? He's like, no, no, no, I'm too old for all the crazy heavy drugs.
Drugs, maybe. And the weights, but he still gets some kind of exercise in every day and
he seems very good with his diet. I don't know. You remember there was a time back in
the late 80s, early 90s,
when you literally had to take like the Arnold Schwarzenegger
physical fitness, presidential physical fitness test.
And Arnold would have that, they played that little video for you.
I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Good off your lazy asses. Stop eating so many tonic nuts, cheerios.
Do some push-ups. You're just a lazy baby.
Here, look at me.
I'm doing some steroids.
I passed them out to my children.
You want to do cocaine and have lots of rough sex?
I like you.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Good night.
And that was the guy who caused me all my misery in gym class because, yeah, I had to go up
and down the rope.
You get the boner.
Inevitably, yes.
Because anytime anything touched my penis. I had a boner
12 and 13 year old boy I just feared that so much because I was like yep gonna go up gonna get rope burn not gonna
Make it to the top gonna come back down gonna have a huge hard on
Pitching a tent for the world to see and those gym shorts that were too clingy for anybody's taste. You know what I'm saying I
Just couldn't control myself. I was like, I don't know.
But then you have to do the push-ups and the sit-ups and you have to run a mile.
Oh man, it was so... I don't know, maybe we need some more of that.
I liked it.
Because now like, some of the kids don't even get recess anymore.
They don't get recess.
How do you not get recess at school?
How do you not get like an hour break?
There's this school like we're, you know, the kids are
they're in the process of schooling and going to school and changing schools and getting into schools and all this other stuff and
like we're looking at, you know, we take a tour of some of these schools that are available to our children and we're like,
do you have a recess and the one lady was like, well, we don't call it recess.
We call it a brain break.
And I'm like, oh, okay, sure, fine, fun, that's cool.
What is that?
And it's like, we give them 15 to 20 minutes
to reflect on the day's activities.
And I'm like, do you, wait, they go to school
from eight to nine, and at nine you give them a brain break?
They have to reflect on the days activities.
They won't be in school for an hour.
When I was in high school,
you went the whole day without reflecting
on your days activities.
I'm saying it was jam-packed from moment to moment.
But I'm not saying I don't like it,
because I think maybe had I had a few more brain breaks,
I would have actually used my brain during my education.
But I didn't. So, but they don't have like gym class anymore.
There are no physical fitness awards, I don't think,
are there?
Did your kids go through it?
Well, I just went to lunch with my nephews
and they were gonna have recess after that
at the playground.
So, I don't know.
I mean, I think if you do gym like gym
Yeah, then then you as a class then you have to do some kind of activity. Yeah
Yoga was one of the yoga one of the girls that did a yoga class for
For their gym class. You're kidding me. I love that though. That is incredible
Yeah, wow, and then I see like there's some classes where they're teaching like meditation techniques and the tapping technique to rev down
You know when they're feeling a little great. Yeah, I had none of that
I just had teachers yelling louder when I got upset
You know saying like louder go in the corner now you have detention, you know
Right 500 times on the board. I remember one teacher, this one teacher,
I thought we had an understanding.
I thought we liked each other.
I thought we were simpatico.
She was an older lady.
I went to Catholic school.
So those teachers could be really rough.
I mean, Catholic equals pain.
You know what I'm saying?
It equals like the original sin.
You must be punished for everything that you do blah blah blah
And so some teachers took that too far not as far as the nuns used to take it back in the 40s 50s and 60s
But they would take it too far in the sense that they had literally no empathy for anything that happened in the classroom
If you got in trouble you were going to be punished and it was going to be painful not in a physical way
But in a mental way or an emotional way
But I had this one teacher and I just from the day that I got in that class
I really liked her and I thought she was she was stern
But kind of funny. She had like a little sarcasm to her and I had a little sarcasm to me
So I thought we were kind of going for it together. We were doing it and you know
I don't know how to say this I was a young buck. I was a little, I had a little extra energy. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? And she made us read a book about the Vietnam War, a story about four young lads that go into the Vietnam War. And a part of the book, there was talk of prostitutes, right? And so when the teacher
started asking questions about this particular part of the book to make sure that we understood
the context properly, that this wasn't just like a sex passage, but this was, there was
something having to do with the book, I said, yes, and I love the way he described her boobs.
That's what I said.
And she said, Mr. Green, we do not talk like that
in this classroom.
And I said, no, no, no, I'm saying he said
that he described her boobs nicely.
And I was trying to explain that I thought he did
a good job of describing her boobs,
but the teacher didn't agree with my pontification
Mm-hmm, and so she made me go up on the board and write
I will not say the word boobs in classroom, but instead of boobs
I had to just put four five X's right five X's Wow, so for the entire
This entire particular period. I had to write that on the wall the entire time.
Well, I could see that the clock was getting toward the end.
And so inside of putting the four Xs, I put boobs.
Cause I thought, well, let me just,
she's got a good sense of humor.
I had detention.
I had to clean that school up and down
and sideways for like a month.
I had no recess.
I had to clean.
Think of, think of, think of, think of, think of,
clean.
And I learned very quickly that my sense of humor
was not for everyone, Chrissy, if you mind.
Yes, it was mediocre at best and not for everyone.
My boob joke was not funny.
Though I like to write boobs on my calculator all the time.
Did you write boobs on your calculator? You didn't. No. Chrissy, do you know how to write boobs on my calculator all the time. Did you write boobs on your calculator? No.
You didn't?
No.
Chrissy, do you know how to write boobs on your calculator?
No.
No one ever taught you how to write boobs on a calculator?
80085.
I mean, I saw other people do it.
Why would I do it?
Because Chrissy, this is just a write-up passage.
For a girl?
For me?
For anyone.
For anyone.
You have them. You should be writing them first.
The girl should have done this first before the boys.
This was hilarious to everyone and I can't believe you didn't agree with boobs.
It doesn't stand out in my memory.
You know what's stand out in my memory?
Boobs.
Anybody who had them.
That was also around the time when everyone you know, everyone was kind of blossoming,
right? And so I think the teacher was, I got it. Like, I get it now, but I'll never forget
that altercation. And I remember never forget disconnecting emotionally from that teacher.
Like, I thought we were together. And then I thought she was going to take my, my description
of what was going on in the book in good jest. But she did not. Turns out I was a little asshole
and continued to be for the rest of my educational life.
And every teacher after that put me in detention
for some reason.
I don't know if it's in my permanent record.
Do you remember those permanent records?
Oh yeah.
Where are they now?
Well, they're not permanent is what we learned.
Yeah, I don't know anybody that can access
my permanent records.
I mean, I have a record that you certainly can access,
but it has a different kind of record.
You know what I'm saying?
That is a permanent record.
That is a permanent record,
as I've learned a couple of times in front of a judge.
I thought that would seal, but not to me, it's not.
Oh, you can see?
Yes, well, the deal was we will seal them
if you stay out of my courtroom.
However...
You're here.
You're here, and so they're unsealed.
Well that's unfair.
Well, you should have listened to me in the first place, Mr. Green.
You should have shown up to court for that traffic ticket 20 years ago when you were
supposed to.
Yeah.
You don't say.
All right, let's take a break and then we'll be back.
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Speaking of boobs, did you, uh, you probably have not read this article because you don't click on these types of things so that you don't get on the
rabbit hole.
I imagine Chrissy's just got like rainbows and sunshines across her newsfeed.
I do.
I subscribe to the nice news every day.
I don't know why.
How are you making it 500 episodes into this podcast?
I really don't.
I really don't.
Okay.
You give me all the crazy news.
I do.
So I don't even have to click on it.
I just give you a taste of the crazy news.
I mean, if you really could get inside my mind
and see what I'm seeing every day,
you have to suss through a lot of bullshit
to get to a commercial break worthy story
because it can't be too nice and it can't be too sad.
It's gotta be somewhere in between. It's like, you know, and it can't be too sad. It's got to be somewhere in between.
It's like, you know, I'm like the three little bears.
It's got to be mediocre enough and interesting enough for me to talk about, but it's got to be a
certain flavor.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like this story.
Let me share with you about boobs.
Let me ask you a question.
You have, you have kids.
Imagine you have younger children, right?
They're in a Christian private school and you have to go to the drop-off
line to drop your kids off at the school, in the pickup line to pick your kids up from
school. And one of the parents on the back of their vehicle has posted their only fans
account so that you and everybody else in line or anybody else that sees the back of
the car can then Google that real quick or QR code it real quick and
See that this particular parent has a nice only fans page having lots and lots and lots of really
Graphic sex with her husband to make money. She's making about $30,000 a month actually
So I don't know what the fuck we're doing. Why I was about to say why are we doing here? I mean
So I don't know what the fuck we're doing. Why are I always about to say why are we doing here?
I mean, what, we've got this studio.
I say you and Astrid take it one day,
Jeff and I take it another day, you know, just trash right now.
Yeah, let's just put plastic down and then we'll just go at it.
I'll take turns, you take turns, everybody take turns.
We'll bring in strangers.
We'll ask our guests if they want to have sex.
I'm gonna ask fear dogs.
Yeah. Hey, you want to participate in our only fans account?
I'll give you 10%. What do you think?
Any tips that come in are yours.
So this mother down in, of course, Florida.
It's so true that Florida has some wacky stories, man.
I do.
A Florida mom of three has been banned from dropping off and picking up her young student
from a Florida Christian school because she advertises her lucrative only fans account
on an oversized car decal.
Michelle Cheen, 35, told the post that she's now forced to walk her children across a busy
street to get to and from class, and that some parents want her expelled from Liberty Christian Preparatory
School altogether.
I don't know why.
This is the whole thing.
It's just so ridiculous.
That Christian school too.
It's a Christian Preparatory, Preparatory School.
Forget about books.
Well, you know what?
Maybe that's one way to take everybody's crazy focus off of banning books.
You know what?
That might be it.
Just put your only fans there.
Focus on that.
Stop the madness over here.
Let's really get pissed off about this.
To kill a mockingbird, burn it.
Only fans welcome at every Christian school across Florida.
It's so ridiculous.
It is.
Just the hypocrisy of sending your children
to a Christian school and then putting your only fans account
where you and your husband have graphic sex for money.
I'm not arguing how you make your money.
Go for it girl, get it.
If it's a decal, just it's gotta be a magnetic one
No, oh no, it's not a picture of it. Yeah, of course a picture of it. She wants to get more people on her only
It's huge
It's like a cross the back hole window. Oh, it's the whole back window of her Dodge Durango or whatever it is.
It has stripes on it.
Let's see if I can make that show up on camera there.
She literally has a whole back window dedicated to Onlyfans.
It's insane.
Oh, wow.
Wait, oh my God.
Her car has got a stripes on it.
I know. I think the only thing being expelled in this situation is her husband's giz.
I like her name is Piper Fawn.
Piper Fawn.
Little deer baby getting it from behind.
I mean, Piper Fawn.
Why not?
Yes.
A Miss Jean.
This is Victoria from the principal's office.
This is Gene, and this is Victoria from the principal's office. We have a multiple request that you take down your only fancy cow.
I don't understand why.
Well, you know, Nick, you're sending your kids to a Christian school and we'd appreciate
it if all the kids couldn't see your tits.
So funny.
But half of my income comes from the kids at school.
Well that may be so Mrs. Cheen, but the principal is requesting that you take down your only
fans.
Your only fans can only be six inches by 12 inches on the back of your car, not a full
decal.
Look at her husband.
I know, her husband is like like I get it.
He's got mirrored sunglasses like gold chain.
That's my dick.
I get ass.
Yes I do.
The gold chain and tank top shirt.
Everything about this story is Florida.
It's really funny.
From beginning to end it's all Florida.
It is awesome.
You know, she's a good looking woman.
She is?
Is that gonna say that?
If that's her, wouldn't I?
Well, she was a good looking woman, so I saw that picture.
Yeah.
That picture, she looks a little weird.
Okay, so how do we feel about this?
I don't care.
You don't give a shit?
You don't care if the parents are running around with only fans?
I'm asking you to imagine you have children in this school and then you pull up behind
this lady's car and you do a quick search and you're like, holy shit, she's getting
it from behind.
I think I would make me laugh.
I think I would be like, wow, that takes balls, girl.
No, right.
That takes gumption.
You got gumption.
Not only do the racing stripes on your car,
yes.
Take gumption, but yeah, it goes together.
NASCAR decals on the side.
It goes together.
That's right.
NASCAR on the side, party in the back.
I mean, listen, I do understand
how parents are upset about this,
because if you have children that can read
and understand anything about the world in 2024,
only fans is something they're going to know about.
I mean, I guess I feel the worst for her own kids.
Oh yeah, they've got to be terribly upset.
Yeah.
Mommy, Jacob at school says you have nice nipples.
I mean, to be fair,
but the only fans you have to create accounts
and log in and pay.
So it's not like you can just pull it up.
No, but I mean, all it takes is one kid with their parents' credit cards, you know, like
a fifth or sixth grader who's got the mommy and daddy's credit card for pizza.
Listen, do you have any long distance phone calls I made to sex hotlines when I was a
kid and then blamed it on everybody else but myself?
It's not that strange. Then they take a kid and then blamed it on everybody else but myself. It's not that strange.
Then they take a screenshot and they send it around.
Like, you know, look at David's mom, fun all fours.
Right, I think that the kids are the ones
that are suffering here.
Yeah, the kids are the ones that are suffering.
So I do understand the concern.
I don't argue how she makes her money.
You wanna be on OnlyFans with your husband,
your two-percenting adults, go for it.
But when you do have young children
that are going to a Christian preparatory school,
you- Take some of that money and get another car.
And take that car to the drop off.
Yeah, or isn't there a bus somewhere around there?
You know, can they put the kids on the,
would she just hold it outside holding a sign
when the bus comes by?
Well, do the buses pick up private schools?
Yeah. They do?
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. I mean, they did for us. or at least that's what my dad told us
I don't know where we ended up
Take that must I
Think that the school has every right in the world to tell this parent to cease and desist on the only fans
Propaganda inside of school grounds, please we're trying to teach these children how to be nice young little Christians and
You putting an only fan sign on Christian school or not. I mean, I think it's kind of just weird, but I
Think it's weird for the kids. I think that it's weird for the kids
I think you might have more of a yeah, I think it's weird for the kids and I think it's weird for the kids
I think it's weird for the teachers and for the children. How do you explain that one,
especially if there's really young kids who are starting to ask questions? Why is,
why is everyone upset with David's mom? Right? Well, because David's mom is, you know,
snapchatting her labia to everybody in school. The, I think you have more of a case if it's
a public school, right? You can say, you know, free speech and all that other bullshit, you know, right to whatever, right to Olney fans, I'm not sure.
But I think it gets a little bit more choppy.
The waters get a bit more dicey when you're in a private
school, especially one that's geared toward a religion
that probably frowns upon this type of activity altogether.
And so then the school has the right to say private property,
private school, follow our rules or get the fuck out.
Right?
I think that at the end is probably what shoots
this whole idea in the foot.
And she says, I want my kids to continue to go
to this school, but I think I'm gonna have to pull them out.
And I was like, the only thing that's pulling out
is your husband.
Well, is she refusing to completely,
if I wasn't easy, I was too easy.
Is she completely refusing to cease and assist?
No, she parked across the street and she drops her kids off.
She parked across the street, they walk across the street,
she comes back.
So I don't think she's being particularly defiant.
I really think she's talking to the news about that.
Probably somebody else.
Well, it costs a lot of money to get that on the,
put on the back of the window too.
Yeah, that's at least 50 bucks.
I mean, that's, and you know, that's two hours of pumping,
pumping and dumping before you can make that $50.
It's 25 bucks.
How much, what is a, I don't even know
what an only fans costs.
What is an only fans cost?
$19.99 a month or something like that.
I guess you can make a determination yourself
about how much to charge.
Yeah, the only reason I even know this is
because I was watching the Real Housewives they were talking about
Denise Richards and like her only fans is each month and her daughters too and
they range like Keisha Kesha remember her I do yeah hers is like $20 a month
Kesha has only fans yeah but not everybody on only fans is having hardcore
sex no I understand I got that. I got that.
Yeah, it's like their own paid page to do whatever they want.
Okay.
You know. So, and it ranges in nothing.
Denise's was like $10 a month or something.
$10 a month to see Denise Richards.
And then she's got her daughter.
I don't know how you're seeing her.
Maybe it could be your toe.
True.
But I think we can make the assumption that OnlyF fans, I mean, not, I think we can
make, I make the assumption that only fans pages are directed to some kind of
nudity, uh, risqué behavior, uh, something like, I don't know, I don't know that
you would go, but maybe, I don't know, didn't this Snoop Dogg do like an only
fans concert one time or something like that?
I think it's kind of just your paid page.
I think they tried to like make it go a little bit more mainstream, but I don't know because why,
and why don't we have an OnlyFans page?
Why don't we have a Wikipedia page and why is no one talking about us on Reddit?
Those are my three questions.
I mean, if we had one of those, I would feel better about myself.
We can make our own Wikipedia page.
We make our own OnlyFans page, but it's just more content we have to make for nobody.
We're already making enough content to nobody.
Why would we then start?
We could do the break room.
We could restart the break room.
What a terrible, terrible idea.
It was actually terrible, terrible timing is what it was.
Like within a month of starting the podcast,
we really think anyone's going to pay extra money to listen to more content
from the commercial break.
People must have thought we were a joke.
They're like, you really want me to pay for an extra. And by the way,
your brother did, that was sweet as hell. He did. He did. Kevin did.
I mean, Danny did. And thank you, Danny, for supporting it.
And then when we stopped the, uh, when we stopped the account two weeks later,
Danny was like, don't worry about it, just keep charging.
And I was like, the $2.99 a month,
he's like, I just wanna support you guys.
But I do have to say about our small venture
into the subscription model,
I don't think that content was worth paying
for any money whatsoever. That's why it's all free now,
is because we literally did 20 minutes of sleep talking
and that expected you to pay for it.
We were just getting, remember that?
We were just getting going for babies.
I know when we only had one day a week to worry about
and we were so stressed out about it.
I know.
I know. I know. I know.
And now I've got to go on a 20 minute diet tribe about Vince McMahon.
I thought about that this morning.
I was like, oh, the good old days, but we had four days a week.
Yes, four days a week.
Some people are asking for five.
You're out of your mind.
No way.
No.
I say no and then two weeks later we're gonna be like,
commercial break now five days a week.
No.
I draw the line.
Oh you do.
I draw the line.
We'll see about that.
Listen, if Spotify or Odyssey wants to pay us
that Joe Rogan money, I'll be happy to do five days a week.
Happy to do five days a week.
I'm throwing that out there.
The fifth day comes with an awfully big price tag.
I want to go up from $7 an episode,
making $7 an episode to 12.
I was going to say we've got a very large gap
for that one day.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
You never know.
You never know. You never know you never know
but i i feel like the the thing to do is to downsize like not up side that uh...
you know i've been talking about stern a lot i don't know why but
stern went down from five days a week to four days a week now he's three days a
week and i'm sure the next contract will be two days a week
and even some of the most popular people out there are just they're just doing
a little content here and there because they realize that putting out for our
is a content that we can ridiculous thing
why i chose to do it i don't know that i'm enjoying it
because i feel like it keeps us going right i feel like we're are
our wheels are greased back when we did one episode a week
we had to record so many times over we had so many mistakes but then I also felt like
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Our doctor Phil.
Yes. Okay.
I guess that's all I can do for right now.
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