The Commercial Break - Ashes To Ashes, Dusk To Dawn
Episode Date: November 5, 2021Bryan tells Krissy how he came hate to Halloween and how he can no longer ignore the holiday. Hoadley wonders about cloning her cat patches and Niko the ghost dog may be in his last days too...will he... be cloned? Will he smell as bad when he returns as a cloned dog? Finally, the gang reviews audio about a woman who is eating her husband's ashes. Every nasty bit off them. And a lady tells her friends she has been consuming playground sand and nail files for years. Will she get sick? Will she stop this awful habit? Will her friends care? Will Bryan and Hoadley survive the sound of chewing sand? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Oh, it seems to me that sorry seems to be the hardest word.
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Hi Brian and Chrissy, it's Roxanne! I'm one of your big and stand. Thank you for all the laughs along the way
and for all the other useless information you shared that now filled my head. That's you. Bye!
Bye! in the woods or something or if you've ever been to like an Asian country like our ancestors did right they just Shat in the woods that was it was just raw ancestral
Smelly-ass power right just yeah, can you imagine this dank that must have been it's probably like Nico everyone smelled like Nico
before
Everybody has me as we went down there like the dog really spun about
Somebody asked me. Somebody asked me one time. They were like, the doll really spun about. I mean, taking them around places is one thing, but cooking for him.
Oh, she is. Throw it in the urn.
He wants to ask for mashed potatoes, honey.
Oh, I can't.
You also can't. You're French fries.
I buy what he likes. I cook what he likes, I give him a whiskey every night, I sleep with him, don't ask me about the mechanics of that one.
That's why I got this Jack Rabbit 3000 shape-durn. The provocacour 3000 with extender and ash holder.
For those times when your loved ones can't be there.
The free as cravings can't be satisfied with just any sad.
My favorite stand is actually the sand from the playground.
The kids sand.
The kids sand.
Oh my god.
Pupu Pp.
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but he has no clue what the actual words are.
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Find anything on Amazon Prime.
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Welcome to another episode of the commercial break
on Brian Green.
This is Kristen Haudley and Happy Holidays.
Best of you, Chrissy.
Best of you, Brian.
And best of you out there on the podcast, universe.
Thanks for joining us on yet another episode
of the commercial break from wherever you're listening
all around the world.
We're back.
We're back and we're just here on a Malaysia-hazy day
in Atlanta.
The weather is turned.
Yeah, I think the bomb cyclone came through.
It's the bomb.
I mean, there's a lot of rain and wind.
Yeah.
I know some people got it.
I actually was looking at the map.
You know what you say?
It's like a river in the sky.
I would call it like a weather river or rain river.
Yeah, I think it was whipping up from the Pacific Ocean.
It was whipping up water from there.
Yeah, now it's caught the Gulf of Mexico.
And so it's just going up this way.
So I was like watching the weather.
The way you know how it goes like future and past.
Yeah.
So I put it on the past.
And it looks like literally looks like a river
just flowing up to Canada.
It's insane.
Never seen anything like it.
I know.
We're all fucked.
I just gotta let you know.
I don't know how much longer we're gonna be doing
the commercial break.
Yeah, we might as well laugh now.
Yeah, we'll do it until, you know,
until this particular studio floods, I guess.
Shit, some scientists opinion is two to five days.
It's unbelievable.
I know it's beautiful yesterday too.
This gorgeous yesterday here in the land.
We get like, I don't know, we get like six days of spring
and seven days of fall or something like that.
You know, it's either hot or cold.
That's one of the two.
And then there's this kind of in-between period.
They can be very pretty here in the land.
It's sunny, but cool.
So you're not sweating.
So you're wearing like a long-sleeved t-shirt. But if the sun hits you the right way, you're not sweating, so you're wearing like a long sleeve t-shirt,
but if the sun hits you the right way,
you feel like you should have worn a short sleeve t-shirt,
so you never really prepared for the weather.
Right.
But only last for a couple.
That's patio weather to me.
But it seems to me like I have been living here
for now a long time, and it feels to me,
it just feels to me this way.
I don't know if I have any proof about this,
so I guess we could go back and look.
It feels to me this way. I don't know if I have any proof about this. So I guess we could go back and look. It feels to me like every Halloween,
the day before and the day after and certainly on the day,
that it is always either a chili and cloudy
or chili and rainy.
It always feels like it rains in Atlanta on Halloween,
which I think is strange,
but the more the more years I've thought about this,
the more years it's been true.
So I've been thinking like this for like eight or nine years now,
I'm like, wow, it's always raining and chilly in Atlanta.
Maybe that's why you don't like Halloween.
Hey, Halloween, God, I got kids now,
so I gotta do it, you know what I'm saying?
I'm like, I got it, I got it.
You're gonna be the Grinch of Halloween.
I am gonna be the Grinch.
That's what you should be. You know, thank God for my Squatty Potty. I got it. You're gonna be the Grinch of Halloween. I am gonna be the Grinch. That's what you should be.
You know, thank God for my Squatty Potty.
I do have to say this,
I'm gonna throw a promotional plug in here.
They are a sponsor of the show that,
and I'm talking about them,
not necessarily because they're a sponsor of the show,
but it's a good segue.
They, they, thank God for the Squatty Potty
because for the, you know, I had like,
Astrid makes these cheese things,
they're called Kachapas.
That chapas.
That's delicious.
And the Venezuelan, South American
and their corn cakes, basically.
It's like a corn pancake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had those are good.
But then you put on the white cheese, the white,
you know, the queso blanco, right?
But queso fryer, which queso fryer means cheese
that you can fry.
So it's not like...
Fried cheese has to be my favorite thing.
Ah, the whole world.
So you get this corn mix and you mix it up, right?
And then you put it in the,
you can put it in either like a,
like what do you call it, hot plate?
Like, you know, like a sandwich press.
Yes.
You can put it in a sandwich press
or you can put it in-
Oh, brittle thing.
Oh, no, little grittle like a frying pan.
You put a ton of butter, like as much butter
as you can find in the house.
Scroll it into there and then you put it in and then you just and then you have a heart attack. And that's right. Right. Well, then you have a heart attack or you can't shit for five days because that cheese
which is made to go in the fryer and stay together and not fall or how it can go everywhere.
Does the same thing in your gut? Like if the fryer can't do it then your gut has no chance. It's just never gonna happen.
So last night, 245 in the morning, I was like,
oh, five alarm fire in my ass.
I'm like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
So I run to the bathroom, but there's no real five alarm fire.
It's just my tummy is just like,
I'm trying to process it.
I'm trying to process it.
So I flop my feet up on that squatty potty,
for those of you who don't know squatty potty,
it's basically just a piece of plastic or wood, or vinyl, or metal, on that squatty potty, for those of you who don't know squatty potty, it's basically just a piece of plastic or wood
or vinyl or metal or whatever squatty potty
that you want to get.
And it puts your feet up.
And the optimum, what do you say?
I say like a foot and a half to feet high in the end.
Yeah, okay.
So you're sitting on the toilet and now you're knees,
I'm doing this on youtube.com slash the commercial break.
You're gonna see, I put your knees up here
and you're kind of closer to your chest.
So it says if you had squatted in the woods or something, or if you've ever been to
like an Asian country, like our ancestors did, right?
They just shat in the woods.
That was, it was just raw ancestral smelly ass power, right?
Just, can you imagine this tank that must have been, it's probably like Nico.
Everyone smelled like Nico before 20.
Before 20 asked me.
Somebody asked me one time,
they were like, did the dog really smell that bad?
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
I wish I could smell a vision to everyone here,
because I would give you a little taste
of what we deal with.
The other day we had, okay, so,
I'll remind me to tell you the story
about dinner with my mom.
Okay, so I put my knees up to my chest,
I do my squatty potty things slide under my feet,
put my knees on my chest, and I will tell you what,
in like three to five minutes,
that otherwise reconstituted free-air cheese
that was not going anywhere in my gut.
Man, squatty potty, it's your caravage.
I don't know what it is, but when you put your knees up
into your chest, like your squatting, something happens,
your body just goes, do you, it's like straightens up?
Yeah, it's the intestine.
That's right.
You know how you used to, you know those like little tunnels that you buy for the kids?
You know what I'm saying? Like it's a little like foldable tunnel?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, okay, so you know, sometimes you put those tunnels together
and there's a little kink in the tunnel and the kids can't get through.
But then when you straighten it out, the kids go.
It's like a squirrel that has like one of those old tunnels, you know?
I just imagine, I always had this vision in my head
when I used a squatty potty that that's what's happening.
I'm taking the kink out of my fucking lower-intensive.
That is, I think just exactly what's happening.
Yeah, led in a glade, glott sliding right into home.
Yeah, I felt so much better.
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Okay, so the other day where my mom comes over,
as she does.
And my mom's not mobile.
She's got like a walker.
She's very, she's very not ginger on her feet.
She's kind of cladding around behind that.
She wants to get one of those walkers
that actually surrounds you 360 degrees.
She's trying to get us to a debi-er one on Amazon.
She's completely helpless right now, poor lady.
Like, you know, she needs help with everything,
but now she wants one of those walkers.
Literally, if-
I don't think I've seen those.
It's, they've got like wheels that, you know,
just like ball wheels, right?
And then it's literally a round thing
and you open it up and clamp it around yourself.
Okay, well, whatever helps.
Yeah, I guess, sure, why not?
Look, like, you look like an old lady in the UFO
as well as my mom just zip it around Atlanta
in a circular.
Hey, at least you're mobile.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I agree.
We're gonna get it, we just been kind of dragging around here. She comes over for dinner and we sit at the big table, which is here in my dining
room. I'm under my dining room table. Is a carpet? One of those like, you know, decorative
rugs. Yes. And we have hardwood floors. And that decorative rug was in our bedroom at one
point in another house. And then we brought it here and we decided we wanted to put it on there. Yeah.
You know, how my nose is so sensitive, the entire meal, I was like, God damn, is that my
mom, what smells like that?
Is that her walker?
Is that Matthias?
Did me a shit herself?
And then rub it on a dead raccoon.
I mean, it just smells awful, but I can't identify this day.
Oh, it's in there's Nico.
Well, no, Nico wasn't even there.
He was out there.
Well, he's the ghost dog.
He's the ghost dog.
Yeah, he's spirit.
He was there in spirit and smell.
That's Nico.
He's just like, he really is.
Have you seen his new hair?
I did.
Yeah.
It's cute.
It looks like a Scotty now.
He looks like a Gremlin.
What are you talking about?
That's a Halloween thing.
That was just me in the shower with him.
Like I had to give him a bath
and he had a hair over his eyes,
but some of it was not.
So I just started taking the scissors.
I still rhyme every reason.
He literally, I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna put a picture of this.
Yeah, he's gone,
he looks awful.
It's like a homeless person.
That's what he looks like.
So he's nowhere to be found.
And so after everybody leaves,
you know, I have to get to the vibe to investigate the smell.
So I check me as I ask nothing.
I check Matthias' feet, nothing.
You know, my mom didn't, my mom doesn't smell.
She takes shower, right?
It's not a assort, it's not me.
And then so I get under the table while I'm like,
they come a little rat down there.
And I get closer and closer.
I can...
The source.
Yes, and then what I notice is directly under the table.
There's like a circular spot that has the smell that is...
Death.
It smells like death.
Do you remember the old joke you have the breath of a thousand asses?
This carpet has the smell of a thousand asses, this carpet as the smell of a thousand ass, it's
awful.
And then I realized that Nico doesn't sleep in our room anymore.
He sleeps outside and he has where he sleeps.
He sleeps right there.
So that stench is literally soaked into the carpet.
I don't know what to burn that carpet.
No one's going to take that.
That was going to take that carpet.
You can't dry clean that out.
That doesn't come out.
Yeah. This thing doesn't come out.
That's, and you know, I just,
in all the sudden, Matias, my son,
has gotten really friendly with, with Nico.
Yeah.
Matias could give a shit about those dogs
for like two years of his life.
Like he was, the very beginning he was fascinated
and then he kind of got into his own thing
and then, you know, he's just dogs are just hanging around.
Now all of a sudden he is super fascinated with Nico.
He's real gentle with him because Nico will bite you
if you get too close, like he's like a really skittish dog
and so Matias goes over and he like walks up slowly
and he'll lay with him and like pat him.
It's so sweet, but I got me thinking,
does Matias like have like an intuition
that this dog is all the way out to the door Like, is he, you know what I'm saying?
He thinks he's already gone.
Huh?
I think he's already gone.
Oh, that's true.
I think it's already gone.
I think the asexual bones might be going away too.
I think his spirit long sense left, but I think his bones might be on the way too.
And I was like, oh, the kids are going to be crushed.
Me, I love that dog.
Yeah.
And now Matthias loves that dog.
But luckily, I have investigated this
and I understand that there is a way that we can figure this out
because in certain countries in Asia and in Europe right now,
they are allowing you to clone your pet.
Oh, that's right.
I saw an article about that.
Did you see this?
This is fucking insane.
Yeah. I mean, I don't I saw an article about that. Did you see this? This is fucking insane. Yeah.
I mean, I don't think this is good.
Niko.2.
Niko.2.0.
What if he comes back with the same smell and skittish,
like, what if he comes back smelling worse
than he did before?
It could be a possibility.
What if it literally is inherent in the Niko?
Like, just Niko just smells.
It's not the, it's not a tea, it's not tea, we're trying to get to the bottom of all the smells.
Are we know it smells bad, but it's just like, you just generally Nico just smells, right?
What if it's not any of those things, it's just Nico is literally emanating, like,
That's the chance you take if you get him going.
Nico smells, you know when you see a crushed turtle on the way of the beach?
Niko smells like a, like what I think a crushed turtle
with smell like.
I haven't seen a crushed turtle.
You never see a crushed turtle?
No, in fact, I've actually moved turtles
out of the way that have encountered on roads.
Me too, high five.
Yep, that's a good thing.
Yep, I do that all, I do that too.
If I see one, if I pass, I have been driving like 78 miles per hour down the road
And the back roads of Florida you go and where from going and I have seen a turtle
Barrel and down the back road dude I go so fucking fast when I get on those back roads
There ain't no cops back there. They don't give a shit. I'm just hauling at two children sleeping in the back of the car
I'm going 112
Half asleep listening the Howard's dirt.
I got it on cruise control.
I don't give a shit.
Oh my God.
Please God, if I go, that'd be easy.
But if you see a turtle, then you stop.
But I see a turtle, I wake up and I stop.
Yeah.
And then I take up 0 to 110 seconds.
Pedal the metal.
Yeah, go wrist wide out.
Shit. I mean, if you're not going to open it up ten seconds. Yeah, go with it. Yeah, shit.
I mean, if you're not gonna open it up there,
where you open it?
This flat, it's long, you know, there's no curves.
Floor does a different kind of driving experience
than here in Georgia.
But so they, you can clone your pet.
Was this something you would do?
I don't think so.
I think this is a bad thing.
I don't think cloning is a great idea.
I agree.
No.
I think it's, I think it can lead to that.
I have a lot of cat patches. You knew patches. Oh yeah, patches. Patch agree. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's going to lead to that. I have a love of a cat.
Patches, you knew Patches.
Oh yeah, Patches.
Patchy.
Good old Patchy.
Patches.
I had heard since I was like 10 and she lasted until you were like 35.
Well, that's what I was going to say.
She was 22.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
And as much as I love her and miss her, in fact, I still have dreams about her where she
pops into my dreams.
And I, and in my dream, I'll say, oh my gosh, patches were,
I'm so happy to see you, but I haven't fed you in years.
And I haven't cleaned your litter in years.
How have you been surviving?
I haven't.
But anyways, there was a one and only patches,
and I don't know if I'd want to clean her,
as much as I love her.
Yeah, no, as much as I love Nico.
You know, mainly I don't wanna clone Niko
because I'm afraid the smell will die.
Yes, I'm at the point with Niko right now
and this is just like an honest human,
this is just Brian being as honest as he possibly can.
I know that Niko, he's been, had this cough
for like almost six months now, right?
That's not going away, it's getting worse.
They can't figure out, they can't get to the bottom of it.
He's been to the vet so many times.
He's got this smell, he's only got two teeth left. You know, he's very skittish and old. He sleeps a lot
I know that his time is his his these days are numbered
Yeah, and I'm just waiting for the day when Astrid comes running in the room to wake me up and tell me that Niko's
Won't wake up right and I'm mentally prepared for that like I'm like, okay
This is gonna happen and it may happen soon, right?
Or we alternately, he gets some kind of sick
and we have to put him down
because there's no other alternative.
But I don't think that any other, under any circumstances,
no matter how beloved my animal is,
that I would actually go clone them
because it just feels to me to be a wrong thing to do
in general.
Yeah, people have some weird habits
like after people die and dogs die and shit like that.
I actually found on the internet, there is a lady
who eats her husband's ashes as a way to get close to him.
No.
Wanna hear about this?
Sure.
Oh, God.
Isn't this like fucking disgusting?
Yeah.
It's really disturbing actually.
All right, hold on one second.
No, it's especially too because I've seen the cremation
remains and they're not ashy.
No, they're like crunchy, right?
It's like gravely.
It's like a really coarse sand, isn't it?
Right.
So.
Good.
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Play the clip. You sure you want me to play it? Now I was thinking about it. I totally forgot that you cremated your mother
Yeah, the last study year ago. Hey Ryan
But Mr. Sensitive over here. No, it's okay. I'm just wondering how that works, how she does it.
Well, let's find out.
Okay.
Alright, here we go.
My name is Kasey.
I'm 26 years old.
I'm from Fayetteville, Tennessee.
And I'm addicted to carrying around my husband's earn.
Yeah, this gets worse.
It's not just about carrying around her husband's earn.
I know where Fayetteville, Tennessee is.
You know where Fayetteville, Tennessee is?
I do, I do. I just feel like this is the kind of place
where people would be eating their loved ones
that ashes.
No offense to Fayette, but it's lovely.
I've been there.
It's lovely.
There's not a lot to do.
Well, maybe it's just like,
that's what you do there.
Hey, how's Bob?
Hey, he's great.
How's Mary doing?
Wonderful.
She's a little lighter today.
I seasoned my steak with our last night.
Didn't Keith Richards' snort is dad?
A little bit of him.
Yes, Keith Richards did snort his day.
The story.
Yeah, but that's nothing surprising about that.
No, absolutely.
I think Keith Richards would snort anything that remotely looked like Goghain or Ayrwin
would go directly up his nose.
You got to be careful, like, you know, I don't know.
Let's say you have some salt,
the table salt on the table and you're gonna have dinner,
right, and you leave to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom
and you come back and there's like,
there's these things, blowing salt rails.
All right, mate, thank you so very much.
Shit, that's actually not Gokane.
Don't give a shit. Yeah, that's actually not cocaine don't give a shit
Just like the sensation
It's unlike for us come. That's like
Let's keep my
That's my forest Richards impression. I may you mind the first list your table salt
For his Richards for a switch it's me for a stretchers
Mama always said life.
For me, thirties, I get.
Mom always said life was like a box of heroin.
You never knew how you were gonna get.
That's true.
His book is really good.
It's fantastic.
I wrote it with my friend Bubba.
Bubba Jagger, maybe you know him.
My name is Kasey, I'm 26 years old.
I'm from Fayetteville, Tennessee. And I'm addicted to care. Oh my God Kasey. I'm 26 years old. I'm from Fayetteville, Tennessee.
And I'm addicted to care.
Oh my God, this lady said she's 26 years old.
Yeah, 26?
Yeah, 26.
In the video, I swear to God.
That's what the ass will do.
Sturbing.
I guess so.
Brings you a little closer to death.
Be warned.
Carrying around my husband's earn.
I take my husband everywhere to the grocery store shopping.
Oh babe, look at that, that's me.
To the movies.
Out to eat.
Anywhere I'll go he goes.
I sleep with him.
I'm like baby, I love you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Something like she's a young widow.
And she just can't give it up.
Are ashes free?
Like you're at the movie window?
Yeah, did ashes get in free?
I'll take one for the new toy story.
What about ashes?
The ashes are under three.
Is that better?
Yeah, fries.
Unbelievable.
So weird.
When I go grocery shopping, I buy the foods that he likes.
When I cook, I cook what he likes.
Why now?
I mean, taking them around places is one thing, but cooking for him.
Oh, she's throwing in the urn.
He wants to ask for mashed potatoes, honey.
You also can't do it with your french fries.
I buy what he likes.
I cook what he likes. I cook what would he likes I give him a whiskey every night
I sleep with him don't ask me about the mechanics of that one
That's why I got this Jack rabbit 3000 shape-durn the provocacoo the provocacoo are three thousand with extender and ash holder
For those times when your loved ones can't be there
Make sure he's always with you and in you
But I cook for him if I'm watching TV he's there with me
What if he's like
I hate this
He's turned the channel. Yeah, I don't like this.
Put on the masters.
Turn off that back to the red shit.
This poor lady is still suffering.
It's television.
I know.
I feel like this lady might need a therapist more
than a friend full of her husband's ashes.
Yes.
If somebody says, hey, you guys out.
I'm like, oh, it's my husband.
Some people laugh.
They think I'm playing.
But I mean, it's serious.
It's my husband.
Casey and Sean were married.
Now red flag.
Okay.
I said me you.
Hey, Karen, me and Debbie have been talking in a,
you're out of the book club.
Yeah.
Is Bob out of the book club too?
No, he's good.
No, he's good.
He doesn't talk as much as you do.
Yeah.
But you're always chattering with Bob during the book club.
We just can't take it anymore.
Bob's always talking back in the book club
and we really feel strongly that he's just a negative influence.
It's like having an imaginary friend.
It is.
Yeah.
I'm after dating for 10 months.
Everything I had ever wanted in a man was right in front of me, and it felt so great.
They fell in love and was so nice from day one.
The two and a half years that they were together, I think, was the only time in
case it was truly, truly happy.
Well, I think I see what's going on here. She's young, right?
Two and a half years is not a long time
in a cycle of relationship.
I've been with Astrid for six years
and I'm still madly in love with her.
Two and a half years, I weird still
in that kind of infatuation phase, right?
And I think what's going on here
is that this lady is still in the infatuation
which can't let it go.
She's in the infatuation phase.
And she really feels very sad.
Sure, the whole thing is sad.
And a little funny.
You know, sad, but it's like a little bit,
then, you know, I think there's lots of people
who experience loss and they grieve in their own way.
I'm not saying that Karen,
listen, Karen, grieve how you want to get grieved.
I want you to know that we're not making fun of that part.
We clearly, people grieve over death.
Yeah. I just don't know how healthy it not making fun of that part. Clearly people grieve over death. Yeah.
I just don't know how healthy it is to be eating his ashes.
No.
I think that might be a little strange.
Yes.
Their marriage was picture perfect
until Sean suffered a severe asthma attack two months ago.
The doctor came in and the look on his face was telltale.
Was the day my world stopped turning.
Wait, he died from an asthma attack?
Yeah.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Can't you just like, indicate somebody or something?
I'm like, cut their throat open or something.
If it gets that bad.
Yeah, you don't often hear of a death from asthma.
I'd like to hear about this.
I don't have asthma, but I know that a lot of children, more, frequently more and more
children get asthma.
I really worry about that with my children. Every time they get sick or they start wheezing a little bit, I'm like, shit, I hope they don't have asthma, but I know that a lot of children, more frequently more and more children get asthma. I really worry about that with my children.
Every time they get sick or they start wheezing a little bit,
I'm like, shit, I hope they don't have asthma.
I'd like to know about that.
If you have asthma though, you have some tools to,
I think, help deal with it.
There's the inhaler.
At a butyroll or whatever it is,
yes, she'll get you high.
If you were taking out a butyroll,
that show will make you sick.
That's right.
No, I don't, I'd say.
I had some for walking pneumonia one time.
And it was like, it opened up your airways,
and I don't know if it's just like the fresh oxygen
coming into your brain.
I can't be true.
Like something about the adabuteral.
But I mean, I was like, I was hitting that nailer.
Woo!
That's hitting that nailer.
Like, it was a gram of coke.
That's a Guns and Roses concert.
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Oh, baby, I'm losing.
Though Casey initially found comfort by having her husband's ashes at her side,
her addiction has recently evolved.
I guess with the transfer of his cremains,
you know, some got into the...
What was they call it, cremains?
Cremains.
Did you hear that? She called it cremains.
Huh. That's got to have a cool name for cremated remains. Yeah. Hey, honey, when I die, eat my cremains. Cremains. Did you hear that? She called it Cremains. Huh. That's got to have a cool name for Cremated Remains. Yeah. Yeah. Hey honey when I die
Eat my Cremains
What should I bring my Cremains to Christmas?
Cardboard box as well and I spilled out on my hands and I didn't want to wipe them off because that's my husband
I don't want to wipe them away
so I just
Licked it off my fingers and got it turned today. I'm almost too much sliver.
Wow, now I have a tasteful.
Yeah, now I have a tasteful, it's like a vampire.
No, I am tasteful, blood.
I'm a crampire.
I'm a crampire.
I like crampire, I like crampire.
I can a vampire. I'm a vampire. I like great-rated remains. I can't stop.
I'm eating my husband.
Well, well, dust, dust. Duh-duh Yeah, it's just ashes. Scented to sunset.
It's spring to fall.
Dust to dust, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
You know, going back in.
That's the Catholic thing.
Usher's to ashes, dust to dust.
Shalom on God, ain't no.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's know, going back in. That's the Catholic thing. Uses to ashes does to does.
Shaman longening.
No.
This is the body of guys.
Shaman, mama.
Amen.
Hated Catholic Church.
It's like I knew it backwards and forwards.
And I hated every minute of that
I'm on a lot of people yeah, like you could spice it up a little bit
I mean then they would bring in like the you know the teen band you know
They're like the Sunday night you know team life one right right with a band would come in and they'll be like the guy
With the guitar was way too into Jesus
He was like way too talented, but using his I'm using my skills for good
He was like way too talented, but using his, I'm using my skills for good.
That's really, really, really, really, really, Jesus!
Even that couldn't get me interested.
I was like, I'm gonna make out with the altar girl.
Right.
Or not even go to the night and just go sit and be.
Why would I?
That's what I did.
I went in the front door and out the back door.
And I sat in a cold van all night long.
Well, my friend made out with a chick.
It's the worst idea ever.
Yeah.
Once we're there, we were stuck.
That's what we do.
Go home.
I thought you were at the church.
They were going to lock you in.
Well, they couldn't have me in a van and I ran away.
But don't call the police.
Everything's cool.
I'm cool. Don't worry about it.
Let's just call this a little tipped amongst friends.
Those things that don't know, I went to a teen life event one time and me and a couple
of my friends coordinated that what we were going to do is get dropped off at the teen
life event and literally walk around the back of the church and the one guy who had a license at the time
was gonna pick us up and then we were gonna go,
I don't know where we thought we were gonna go,
a party or something, but it never happened.
We never went anywhere.
We end up parking next to a bunch of high-voltage electrical
wires by a park and just sitting there all night long.
And there was one chick with us and she made out with the guy
that was driving and the two of us sat up front very cold.
Smoking camel-wise, all night long.
I was sick.
Like a rip-roaring.
I know, I was tobacco sick by three in the morning and I was just like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I We couldn't turn on the car because we didn't have any money for gas. This is so stupid. That was a not thought out plan.
No, we used our money to buy a carton of camel wives because you know, we didn't want to run out.
The case to party got too crazy.
So, you know, listen, 16-year-old boys don't think about things.
I just... no, I'm throwing up.
I didn't think about it.
Oh, that's a scary noise.
First I like my finger.
And I don't just dip it in.
I swirl around to kind of feel and get it kicked on there good.
And then I just eat it.
Ah, poor girl.
Ah, poor girl. Poor girl.
It tastes like rotten eggs, sandpaper.
But I've grown to love that taste.
It started as not wanting to get rid of him
and it's progressed into eating him.
Lost 42 pounds.
A mental disorder.
She's lost 42 pounds. Well, we's lost 42 pounds well we talked about this crazy
fad diets oh yeah the cream in diet is all the rage you two can lose pound after pound after
pound after pound all you have to do is murder your friends one by one get them down to the incinerator and bring their ashes home for dinner.
It's a diadol family can enjoy. Throw a little mustard and two pieces of bread, cream
ain't sandwich for the kids. Back a yellow banana and some cream
ain't for your teenager to go to high school with. When asked what it is, say it's Bobby, my best friend.
I murdered him.
Population control and weight control all in the same diet.
I mean, it's a double win.
I'm Robin Leach for the cream-ains diet.
That's my husband, past wife.
Basically, the only thing I'm meeting are his ashes.
Casey eats her husband's ashes five to six times a day.
Well, yeah, you got it. You know, you want to keep your metabolism going?
Yeah, I'm just so disturbing.
It really is. When I open up the urn, I get a sense of happiness.
It's like an adrenaline rush for me.
And the more I eat the more excited I get
until I realize there's not a lot left
than a few of those.
And then I realize I'm gonna have to kill more people.
I know, I was wondering what's gonna happen
when he's gone.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe mom's next, I don't know.
This is like.
Maybe we need to have specific clauses in our will
that say do not eat.
Do not eat me
Yes, yeah, I wonder if I want to be
Not eaten if there is one lady who's willing to go on television and talk about this
Yeah, I have got to be many other people around the world who have or are doing the same thing
Mm-hmm right thinking it gives them some magical powers or something. Could be. Maybe just sprinkle a little here like a seasoning.
Yeah. Here's my question.
There's some steaks on the ground.
And pull out the cremation.
Pull out the cremation.
Pull out Bob's ashes and get to work.
That's right.
It's not hamburger helper.
It's crude, man.
Invite the Joneses over for his bones is it's gonna be an ink out of a cookout.
You're gonna be grittling is diddling but the grittling is diddling.
Whoa, what is that rotten egg taste on this filet?
Well, it's Bob.
Yeah, that's twice cooked ashes.
That's twice cooked Bob.
I think it's great so I put it back on the grill.
It burns off all the extra.
So all you got is pure bone.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh my god. I think I found a piece of this velvet you
want to play wish phone
yeah
yeah I found Bob's wedding ring
oh my god. Okay.
First one to find out speed of spear sing winds.
I got it. I was small. It's. Hey, God, what do I win? Nothing.
Just the comfort of knowing you're eating your,
you're eating.
Just the comfort of knowing.
You're eating your dead neighbor.
That's right.
Okay, so I, there's, oh, this is it.
I understand this is getting a little weird, right?
Yeah.
There's a lady who eats sand.
You wanna hear about her?
Sure.
Okay, along the lines of this, it started getting me thinking,
like, you know, that's gotta be a weird texture, right?
So, what are the weird things?
I'm on your teeth too.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, like, you know, I grind my teeth at night,
so I have to wear like a, you know.
The little braced thing.
It's not a brace, it's like a hard plastic retainer.
It's the best way to put it, but it is hard plastic. You know, Steph has one. Yeah, and I mean, it's like a hard plastic retainer. It's the best way to put it, but it is hard plastic.
Yeah, Jeff has one.
Yeah, and I mean, I don't even think you could, I don't know, it's hard, very hard plastic.
Some kind of the industrial-starring plastic.
But the reason why is, I should have been where I was years ago, I had this TMJ and my jaw
locks up at night, and I'm grinding my teeth.
And the lady said, right, in the back of my teeth, she can actually see a ridge.
Right.
And that ridge, she said, once that's gone,
once you start, like, you'll see discoloration start,
like a line where that ridge is
because you've actually thinned out your teeth enough.
Once that's gone, we're having to yank those teeth
and put in some fake ones.
And I'm like, the hell you're gonna be yank
in my fucking real teeth, because I hate that shit.
Yeah. Okay, ready? Lady Weed's saying, this lady's gonna get're gonna be yankin my fuckin' real teeth cause I hate that shit. Yeah.
Okay, ready?
Lady Weed Sand.
This lady's gonna get all her teeth yanked out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
My name is Brienne.
I'm 19 years old.
What's up Brienne?
What's up, girl?
I'm addicted to eating sand.
Ah, that's a good, that's a phase.
Nice to meet you.
You're 19.
Yes, the phase.
You're 19.
Just cut it out before you're 40, you're good.
Because that's what we did with all our bad habits.
I figured if I could smoke and drink
and prostituting myself and all the cooking
by the time I'm 40, I'm gonna live to 50.
That's right.
I just love the crunch.
It's always good on top of food, like a seasoning or something. A seasoning!
A seasoning!
I knew it!
Okay, I called seasoning!
Can you hear that crunch that sounds like someone eating a chalkboard?
That is awful.
Yeah.
I've taken a tortilla chip, dipped them in say into the mail and it gave the chip.
That's a new one for the Mexican restaurants out there.
Could be an option.
Actually, I've been here for a few days.
It's also our sand.
Yeah.
Hey, Dad, can I have some sand for my sugar, son?
I mean, sometimes you go to the beach
and you just get sand seasoning anyway.
We've all eaten some sand, right?
Which I probably don't like.
No, it's like one to me, one of the worst things in the world
when sand gets in your bed or in your mouth
or in your ass crack, one of those two.
But my daughter, and my son did this too,
but when we went to the beach this summer,
she just put handfuls of it in her mouth.
It's so weird.
I never knifed that habit in the butt.
I know, I'm gonna end up like Brianna over here.
Brianna, whatever name is.
My favorite combination of sand is when I mix it with gum.
Oh, gum.
No, no, no, no, no.
You just constantly chew it,
those are for hours.
That's like getting like,
that's when you have gum a little too soon after you eat
and you got like food pieces stuck in the gum.
It's like, yeah.
It's like mouthwater.
Breeze addiction. That's a word that comes right to mind I was like, yeah, I'm just like, mouthwatering.
Breeze addiction. That's a word that comes right to mind
when I think of saying this mouthwatering.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's right.
This baking soda is mouthwatering.
Look at the growth.
First developed five years ago
when she accidentally got a mouthful of sand at the beach.
She was instantly hooked on the crunchy texture.
Oh, I'm going to listen to my room, I'm going to walk in a class, when I'm reading a book.
Dexter just the tortilla chips.
Yeah, just the...
Those are crunchy.
Yeah, those are crunchy.
Put up, put some...
There's crunchy candy.
Cors-ground pepper on this.
Yes, corks-ground and there's the salt, too. Yeah, the salt, go do that... There's crunchy candy. Course ground pepper on this. Yes, and there's the salt too.
Yeah, the salt, go do that.
There's lots of things, there's lots of foods
that you can eat that are crunchy.
Yeah, there's a lot of crunch.
Right?
You put some, I don't know, put some granola
on top of your potato chips.
Exactly.
There you go.
A pinch of my mouth.
When I wake up in the morning, there's still pieces
like in my teeth.
Don't you brush your teeth, girl?
Look at these that floss, honey.
He's that floss.
Definitely the floss.
Yeah, when you're reading the same.
When I went to her dentist is the same.
I went to what her dental habits are in general.
I'm assuming she doesn't give a shit,
because she's eating, you know, but she's also 19.
She's young.
Yeah, she's young.
It's like leftovers.
Nothing I'll ever happen to me.
That's right, that's all the same thing
until about 28 rolled around and I started getting root
canals that took four days and I was like,
fuck this shit.
I am gonna brush my teeth every moment
I'm not doing something else.
And that's what I do now.
Three times a day, I floss,
my wife was like, you floss so much
and I'm like, I'm never going back
to the dentist again, never.
When I go to the dentist to go get cleaned,
it takes seven seconds
because they're like, well, your teeth are fine.
I mean, not even know what I'm cleaning here. least with that fluoride shit and I'm I'm going.
When I first found out that Brio's eating sand that was like oh my gosh that is crazy that's
nasty. That's the right reaction now. Yes that is correct. That's the correct Yes, yes, once again, we can't be friends anymore.
Sorry, we, it's just where I couldn't be friends with this.
We're taking it across the line with that.
I was going to follow you down the heroin alley over there.
You're going insane.
Listen, heroin, no problem.
We can figure that one out.
We'll do it in an invention for you eventually.
And I just can't listen to her.
I was talking to Allison, risk hair, our friend,
and at the other night we were doing some testing
a microphone of hers or something,
and I was eating chips while I was talking to her
because I was hungry, it was late at night.
And I said, I'm really sorry that I'm eating in your ear,
and she's like, no, it's okay,
but I have friends, some people that will not talk to anybody that's like eating on the phone.
And I like, I understand that it's kind of rude to eat on the phone.
Yeah.
But I once worked with a guy who the first time I ate on a phone, like I was chewing on
something on a phone, he literally hung up on me and then texted me, call me back
when you're done eating.
He was an asshole in the first place. But then on multiple conference calls, when he heard somebody he thought eating on the
conference call, he would say, I'm sorry, I can't do a conference call when someone's
eating.
So let's reschedule this and hang up the phone.
He was so quick.
Oh, he was such an asshole.
And then I was like, do you have like one of those auditory anxiety issues?
You know, you hear a noise and it makes your anxiety go through the roof.
He goes, no, I just don't like when people are eating on the phone.
I mean, that's a little extreme.
He's like, it's so fucking rude.
I'm like, is it though?
Like, you know, it's...
It depends on the situation.
If you're doing like a business call, maybe.
Well, I can understand it,
but in a program.
That friends, unfriends, and then you can just say,
hey, look, I'm hungry.
Let me remind if I eat.
Of course.
Yeah, now, please. Now you can't eat in my bed. That's one thing you can't do. But if you eat on the phone, I'm hungry. Let me remind if I eat. No. Of course. Yeah, no, please.
Now you can't eat in my bed.
That's one thing you can't do.
But if you eat on the phone, I don't get a shit.
Eating in a bed is like, no.
That's a red flag for relationships.
I love breakfast in bed.
You love breakfast in bed?
Oh yeah, I fix it for Jeff.
Okay, all right.
Okay, I will give a pass to breakfast in bed
every once in a blue moon.
Yes.
But potato chips, cookies, pretzels, things that fall apart.
Be careful.
I have a tray and everything so that it doesn't spill.
Okay.
When you're at a hotel, I will eat in bed.
I will like,
Right, it's not your bed.
I call it a bed.
We call it a bed picnic.
I give a shit, it's not my bed.
I don't give a shit, it's not mine.
I don't take care of it.
I'm contributing to humanity's problems.
Everybody else does it.
Why am I going to be the exception to the asshole rule?
But we call it a bed pic pic, right?
Yeah.
And occasionally we've had bed picnics where you get a pizza and you watch a movie or whatever.
But in that case, I go crazy about it.
I have like towels down before the pizza box is gonna be and then
Paper plates and napkins and then we have to sit on yet more towels that are connected to the towel that the pizza boxes on
Just to make sure that we have every base cover. We might as well be eating
On a white clock table
In the middle of a sterile room because
I'm so low CD I can't handle it.
What was that?
When I'm cranking sand, lick my finger and then dip it in the sand.
That's the music that they decided to put with it.
I'm like, yeah, listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That you don't get from food Rea is so dependent on that satisfying crunch. She turns to nail files when her Sam
Files
That is
The nail files and what are you doing? Licking it like a sucker? That's cool. No, she's chewing on it
What are you doing? Licking out like a sucker?
That's cool.
No, she's chewing on it.
Oh, I'm sorry, it's making my teeth chatter.
Yeah.
Okay, I don't know how much,
I don't know if maybe I'll make it all the way to this clip.
I did not, sometimes I don't listen,
I just, you know, I cut them,
but I don't listen all the way through.
Okay.
I didn't hear anything about the nail file
or when it cut it up.
All right.
Now watch me cringe, youtube.com slash the commercial.
It has like a sand paper on it.
It gives me the same crunch.
Sorry.
Put it like in the back of my teeth.
And just like this.
Ah!
The Gris Cravings can't be satisfied with just any sand.
My favorite sand is actually the sand from the playground,
or?
Oh!
The kids sand?
The kids sand?
Oh, my god.
Pupu Pp.
Pupu Pp.
Pupu Pp.
Really?
The kids sand.
My son is a walking-peat-free dish. Oh, yeah. And anything he says is a walking peach tree dish and anything he touches for walking peach tree dish. That's like those bubble things
Jump in the bubbles, you know, oh yeah, yeah, or whatever
Peach tree just says oh my god. This lady's got problems taking a handful
Then I take like the big rocks out. It's natural, it's straight from the earth.
And that's not.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not done, but it's been all-in.
From some fake sand making place.
Yeah, just because it's sand doesn't mean it's natural.
I mean, they clean that shit with chemicals.
Oh, god.
Sift it through sififters all kind of shit.
Great music TLC. I
Worryed about my sister's health. No one that she's eating sand off the ground. That's kind of scary.
sister's health. No one that she's eating sand off the ground. That's kind of scary.
I don't know exactly what's in the sand that I eat, but I really don't care.
I couldn't even imagine what I would do without sand.
Today she's decided she's ready to reveal her addiction to her best friend, Precious.
Precious!
She puts the sand in her juices.
Oh my gosh. She puts the sand near the molars.
Presses.
I don't think Prasius is gonna be down with us.
No.
Prasius is not down with it.
Prasius wants all the sand for sale.
Prasius.
The sand in his suit pockets
It puts his precious in this the sand in the tonsil glove
Oh my god, I hate this so much. I think about this. I hate precious too. I hate precious for letting her friend do this for so long. How do you not know your friends?
I mean, I know it too. Yeah, but I mean, I think friends not eating sand. Yeah, they're not hanging out two months. No, obviously precious is one of those online.
Yeah, maybe the playground. I have my head faced out in the sand. I'll be the one with a full place dining.
Eating sand off the crowd. Oh my goodness.
I can just see her with a napkin and like a couple dinner spoons and the salad
tongs and just going to town.
How do you feel about secrets?
I think that what the secret is.
Yes, that.
Well, how the secret?
You're never going to guess this one, precious.
You're never gonna guess this one.
You're in for a wopper on this one.
You're never gonna guess.
I slept with your husband,
but that's not the biggest thing you're gonna hear today.
Yeah.
Actually, that's good.
That's good strategy.
I slept with your husband, and I eat sand.
I would have been like, you eat sand.
I like two of them no files.
I'm grinding them on the back of my teeth.
How do you do that?
I get like, why you do that?
I don't know about you.
And I find them a little tasty.
Like how you do it?
You're gonna make sure you.
Yeah.
Just, yeah.
Give me an example.
See those.
Yeah.
If you don't mind.
Meanwhile, also we're gonna have this camera crew as well.
Yeah.
You're gonna do many of this.
Of course.
Yeah.
If you don't mind, these seven strangers are also gonna be here
for our private conversation.
By the way, your husband is so.
Oh. Watch this nail file in the back of my teeth. to be here for our private conversation. By the way, your husband is hung.
Watch this nail file in the back of my teeth.
Yeah, show me the nail file thing.
He's talking about my husband, I don't know.
Sorry.
Put it on there.
Back here.
Yeah.
Just grind it on teeth.
Like that.
Good. It's kind of making my teeth hurt a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sure.
The call precious.
So you call it an estrange.
Yeah, you're stringed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Say, call me string.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
That's what's that going on?
I'm pregnant with your husband's child
and your and your strange.
Good luck with that kid. I don't be friends with you because of the sandpaper.
It's gonna be shit about the kid.
It's really weird.
The brie I like snow followers.
It made my teeth cringed.
All I could think was Lord Priya.
Another secret.
There's a little.
There's a lot I like to know files is because I also like to eat sand
God do it every single day
Double punch
uppercut
Upricut I don't like nail by like
Like sand because their main ingredient sand
That's for real. That's not real.
Yeah, I don't, I don't usually like it with card cards.
Yeah.
He's like, just go straight in for the sand.
But you know, I like a certain kind of sand.
The kind that's been shit on by a bunch of two-year-old.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that kind of sand.
You know, the shitty sand at the school playground.
Yeah.
The kind that just looks bad when you, they're not.
Yeah, it's got a darkish color. You don't even put sand in the playgrounds anymore. They just realize that was just a bad idea in the first playground. The kind that just looks bad when you, they're not. Yeah, it's got a darkish color.
It didn't even put sand in the playgrounds anymore.
They just realized that was just a bad idea in the first place.
They're like, I want to be doing this.
Gross.
What was the idea?
What was this anyway?
Let's get the sand out of there and let's put some rubber, let's put some old tires in
there.
Now we're talking.
Imagine eating sand to be helpful for you.
What could a possibly do wrong to me?
You never know.
What could a possibly do wrong to you?
You literally have sand for brains.
For brains.
Yes, what could a do wrong for you?
Let me count thy ways.
That's probably bad for you.
First of all, your gut was not intended to ingest that much sand.
Every once in a blue moon, if you get some sand in there, I'm sure it's gonna be okay.
But if you're just eating sand, that's such a bad idea.
That's not even, that's not even talking about what's going on in your mouth.
Yeah. Your teeth...
It's bad all around.
Fond.
Yeah, your teeth are f**k.
You are in for a long, long life of sitting in a dental chair.
Yeah.
For sure.
I step in the sand, churns and stuff.
Maybe you should find some else that you want.
That's healthy.
I think she's a little bit of everything.
Concern, creeped out, disturbed, you know.
Yeah.
I'm still going to do no matter what people say about it.
Life without sound will be pretty close to incomplete.
19-year-old Brea has been addicted to eating sand
for over five years.
Collective has a life from past beaches and playgrounds.
But her sister, Salisha, is worried that sand could be harmful
and wants to convince Brea to get help.
Editions are hard to break, but hopefully I could get through to her today.
And she'll actually listen and know that it's really dangerous for our health.
Okay, I don't really care what I don't do.
Yeah.
I don't even know if this is TLC.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I don't even know if this is TLC.
There's like a whole bunch of channels that do similar types.
I'm not 100% sure.
I don't remember.
I was gonna say even for TLC maybe.
So I'm not remembering.
Yeah, I mean, even for any channel, like it is.
I mean, and they have a whole bunch of them.
Like I married my cousin.
I married my cousin one is very interesting.
What do you think about marriage with cousins?
No.
You don't think marrying cousins is okay.
No.
First or second or third or fourth or not really? Not really. I mean, we're probably fourth cousins. No. You don't think marrying cousins is okay. No. First or second or third or fourth or not
really. Not really. I mean, we're probably fourth cousins. Like when she, it's kind of like, they
used to do it with the royals, the royals. Yeah, it's kind of like, lose a row. Like, after you
get that to the fourth level, everyone's in the row. Yeah. They do do it with the royals. I mean,
that's pretty, that's pretty common stuff. Yeah, it was only the other day where they were like, yeah, but then they started to see that it was at the
Austin, they started to see that Prince Charles looked a
little weird.
Yeah, they always do this anymore.
Yeah, for sure.
Well, I mean, I don't know your cousin, definitely not
the first or second.
I mean, third, maybe if it's not by blood, I don't know.
There are 20.
I would just stay away from family members. There are attracted to
But listen in most of the world there is some form of this that is legal in the United States in 23 states
Some version of marrying your cousin is legal in Georgia. It's perfectly legal. You can do it
You can marry your cousin. Of course.
And now the BAM of Mississippi plenty of other places in so they did a study about how many
People were married to their cousins their first or second cousins and in some parts of the world especially like the Middle East
It's over 50% of the married people
genetic disorders. Well, is the thing.
Is it true?
Yes.
I don't know.
We'll find out in a different episode
because I did some homework on it
and I think, I think, according to scientists,
that may not always be true.
Now, if you marry your sister,
that's a whole different animal
because you're actually marrying,
like you're saying, same genome.
But because of the different father or mother
and the different, because of the different mothers
and fathers, they actually say that marrying first cousins.
I don't care.
I'm not saying you're supposed to,
I'm not saying you should marry your cousin.
I'm not voting for it.
I'm just telling you what I read.
Well, because of TLC's strange addiction.
Yeah, best to you.
Best to you cousin, Marriars.
Yeah, there's a very famous couple that want to get married to each other who are
cousin.
They're not famous people, but they're famous because they're out there making it known
that their cousins and they want to get married.
They're trying to change the law to make it legal for cousins to get married.
Just move to Georgia.
Yeah, maybe we'll cover that in a future episode.
Yeah, just Marri, they don't.
They want to stay in Utah.
And unbelievably in Utah, it's mostly legal.
So get that. The Georgia's unbelievably in Utah, it's mostly illegal. So get that.
The Georgia's legal, and Utah, it's not.
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