The Commercial Break - Ask TCB!

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

A trip to the local Publix turns into a race for Bryan. He get's into a check-out with with a lady in a hurry. Krissy reminds everyone to "rev down" not up. Finally, it's been 2+ years of TCB yet Bryan and Krissy have never answered the listener questions as they promised.....18 months ago! Today is the day. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Clearly, the more whitey stuff is a reference to cocaine, but there's nothing here that says that I ingested the drug. Not saying there is, but you were asking for more cocaine and you were asking for more ecstasy, correct? I wasn't asking for more ecstasy, I was asking for ecstasy. On this episode of the commercial break. Zoom down. Yeah, don't zoom up. Don't rev up. Rev down. It's not a race at the grocery store. You have to cut everybody off. Just take your turn. Everyone has a turn. It's like these fucking people at the revolve festival. These social media influencers. Don't you know who I am?

Don't you know who I am? Don't you know who I think I am? I've got 15 views on TikTok. I kept telling my dad, I'm like, Dad, this is gonna come through, man. And you're gonna be sad that you're not paying attention to all my creative adventures. It was like whatever.

Yeah. He's like, I don't think LSD is a creative endeavor, Brian, but okay, whatever. Good luck. He's like, you wanna give a job and face some rent around here? Has Brian ever told the story and then had someone that was in the story get upset with him?

Yes, I have. Yes, I have. And I know that because I have been blocked on Facebook by a couple of people. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah, the commercial break. Hello, how are you? Welcome back, I am Brian Green. This is the director of... What was I gonna say to you? This is the director of Double Ollie's, Kristen Oli...

Ha ha ha ha. Double Ollie, man. Double Ollie's, I can pull him. You can pull him best to you, Chrissy. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Welcome back to yet another episode of this The Commercial Break, the only commercial break you'll ever need.

Guaranteed. We're right here. We're right here. T-C-B. We're right here. How are you? Welcome back. Get right into it. I was at the grocery store yesterday. As I do. And you know, sometimes it's like, you know, I like going to the grocery store.

Yeah. I don't know what it is about the grocery store, but I like going there. I like the act of purchasing things. I like to walk down the aisles. I couldn't put what it is about the grocery store, but I like going there. I like the active purchasing things. I like to walk down the aisles. I couldn't put a meal together. Yeah, I couldn't put a meal together if you asked me, but you know, mac and cheese isles good for me. The pasta isle I'm all about.

And the hot sauce isle. Hot sauce, pasta, cereal isle, creamer, I got that. But sometimes I like to go through the beauty isle and smell soaps. I like to buy different kind of soaps and shampoos. And then I like my, I like, I'm obsessed about my teeth cleaning. So I like to go look at of soaps and shampoos and then I like my I like I'm obsessed about my teeth cleaning so I like to go look at the new you know oh the latest greatest a new floss this is what my life has turned into it used to be a I used to live with strippers one of which was prostituting out of the basement and now I look at floss the new floss

I'm like oh look a new floss a. Yeah. So I went to the store. Flossing is important. That's right. And I was pulling into the, where I liked to park. I have a parking spot, a general area that I like to park at my particular public. Okay, yeah, so if you get in habits, right? People are creatures of habits.

Yes. And so I go to park and from one side of the little space, you know, the little space of the couple parking spots on the side of the store, I go. And then from another, from the other entrance, another person comes and just zips right in. Just zipped in. Like the kind that you know is completely.

Related to Zip Car. They were in like a, yeah, they were in like a Toyota forerunner from 1992. Oh wow. They zipped with that. They zipped. She zipped. It got a tiny car you can zipped. Yeah, no, like a Toyota forerunner from 1992. Oh wow, right they zipped with that they zipped It was she's a tiny car you can yeah, no she zipped She pulled her fat ass car right in the spot that I was gonna go into yeah, but you know

The world's a crazy place these days you don't get upset about a parking spot He tried not to and I just said I live and let live you know, I'm not that guy I don't like it in the argument with the lady. I just kind of I didn't get to park in my spot though. That's my spot, I come there. So, but she sure isn't a hurry. That's what I noticed about her. And then I park in another spot and I see her, you know,

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You know, you just like, she got your space. You sense the energy. You know, Uncle Brian took a deep breath He looked he centered with his Patra and he realized that bad energy was in the room Girls a bitch That girl's a bitch Wait, oh, then one second

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for one of the six self-checkouts, right? Yes. And you made her again. I meet her again. Oh my God. And I'm clearly, clearly I'm there first, but she walks right in front of me and stands right in front of me.

What? Says no fucking words. It's a race. It's a grocery store race. It's a race. Do you remember the rat race that movie? And he's like, it's a race. Or whatever he said.

I'm like, holy shit. There's a race going. This lady's this fucking Yahoo right here. Just walked in front of me knowing God damn well that I was here first. Said no words still on the fucking phone still on the phone now on one of those Bluetooth headsets that like you know 1922 the Bluetooth that goes like this the one in one ear and it's got the loopy thing there's like a jawbone yes it's jawbone yeah fucking jawbone this lady was wearing pissing me off

in front of me now I'm huffed there's a matter I'll center on am. I start breathing heavy. Yeah, I wanna let people know that I'm upset. Now I'm like, she's on the phone, she can hear you, right? I wish I had this with me. Yeah. Oh.

You should just carry around the megaphone. Oh my God, I wish I could carry around the megaphone. This lady is now officially pissed me off. Yeah. Well, we are two people now waiting in line and at the exact same time, two people get out of the, they're like walking away. Two things free up right next to each other.

Oh. We both have the hand baskets. Oh yeah. And now it's a race, right? We both, we can't escape. we can't, we know it. We know it. I know she knows that I know that she cut in front of me. She also cut in front of me in the parking lot.

And now it's a fucking race. Yeah. Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, you know, if you have any coupons, I don't have any fucking coupons. Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, please enter your custom ready. Man, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'m trying to be fancy and work my phone, you know, my I pay, I'm like, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, and she's just, you know, checking out as

fast as she can and I'm checking out as fast and I'm just like, she's just, God, I hate people. I'm so angry with the world in this exact moment because this is what's wrong with everybody. This is what's wrong with you on the sidewalks. This is what's wrong with you, the old lady who cut me off and traffic and I was killed everybody that flicked me off you 97 years old. And now Karen is in a race to get out of here faster

than I'm getting out of here for no reason. And I am getting caught up in it. So it's hard not to. Yeah, so finally I'm like, you know what Brian? Stop. Stop. What are you doing? Yeah.

You're gonna go talk about this on your radio show and you're involved. Like, you gotta stop. Your podcast, you're gotta stop. So I stop and then all of the sudden, as soon as I stop and take a moment, detach myself from this. I hear from her little register.

Please wait for an attendant. Please wait for an attendant. And she's like, oh, it's just good to hear. It's like, I gotta let you go. I'm at the stopin', nididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididid And she gets in the car and she zooms off. And I'm like, this is what's wrong with us today. Why are we so upset? Why are we so obsessed with being better, faster, stronger, prettier, more followers? It's the world has gotten into a really weird place.

And I think, you know, I can only speak for my perspective here, living here in this particular part of the universe in the United States. But it seems like everybody is ready to pop. Everybody is ready to pop and we're all ready to do. It's like a competition. We're willing to fight to the death over some fucking groceries.

Over how fast you can check out a grocery stores or how quickly you can steal a parking spot for somebody or how angry you're going to get because you're driving the wrong way. Another example. Today, I'm driving down one of the side streets, right? Guy, this pisses me off like no other thing pisses me off and I don't know why I already have a little bit of road trade going on here. I'm just admitting. I just have a little bit of road trade. Let it out.

Let it out. Let the city. When you're driving down a street and someone is taking a right onto the street that you're driving in the direction that you're driving. Yes. And there's nobody behind you. From my and they pull out of my and they pull out they come to the stop sign. They stop. They see you. They see you. They get they somehow gauge. Yeah, they wait for their five.

Your speed and then how quickly they can zoom out. But clearly they're never going to pull out in front of you and get to the speed that you're matching. Right. Right. No, exactly. they can zoom out. But clearly, they're never going to pull out in front of you and get to the speed that you're matching, right? Right. No, exactly. They're cutting you off, right? They stop at the stop sign. They wait for five seconds until you get close enough and then they pull out and fucking

and then they are going much slower than you always much slower. Some guy in a truck today, I'm driving down one of these side streets and a guy does this thing. He stops. He looks at me. I know he's looking, five seconds go by and then he pulls right out in front of me as soon as it's way too late

to pull out in front of me. I slam on the brakes, right? And then, No, what's in this when you're that person driving too, you're like, they're not gonna do it. They're not gonna do it. That's not gonna happen. There's nobody behind me, just hold on, hold on.

Nope, nope, nope, nope, there they are. Yeah, there they are. You do? I think I'm gonna go five miles per hour. And that's what he does. He goes 20 miles per hour and a 35. He's going 20 miles per hour, right? And so I am like moving, inching my way closer to him.

I'm a picture like. Yeah, I'm like, ah, ah, ah. And there's a stop sign. And he stops. And when he stops, he stops. And he stops. And he doesn't move.

He stops for at least STOPPS. I mean, he is like, he's there. And then when he starts rolling through the stop sign, he's going two miles per hour through the stop sign. He's being an asshole. Now he is the... Is he on drugs, maybe? No, I think this the stop sign. He's being an asshole. Now he is the- Is he on drugs maybe? No, I think this is what happens.

He was getting paranoid. He is now the community speed patrol. Do you know what I'm saying? And you know the asshole. He's probably a senior rabbit. Yeah, probably. Probably saw me at the grocery store. There's the guy.

There's the guy, he's speaking at the public. And he's like, I'm gonna do something about him. Either that or he's like, that's that commercial break guy. We've heard about him. Oh, it just makes me so, I'm just like, it makes me sad for the world because I don't think it used to be like this.

And when I, but maybe I'm just paying attention more now than I was before. But it's like everybody thinks they're a fucking safety patrol officer, unless it's them. If they were going 55 miles per hour over the speed limit in their own neighborhood, it wouldn't matter because I live here, right? But if you're going, you know, three miles per hour over the speed limit, I got to slow you down. Stop it.

Why can't we all just be nice to each other? I know. It's all just calm on down. Zoom, zoom down. Zoom down. Yeah. Don't zoom up. Don't rev rev up rev down. It's not a race at the grocery store We have to cut everybody off just take your turn. Everyone has a turn. It's like these fucking people at the revolve festival These social media influencers don't you know Think I am I've got 15 views on tiktok I'm the most important person here. It's unbelievable. Others people acted.

But what else? They'd like the first seat on the bus. Yeah, what else do you expect from a bunch of 21 year olds who do nothing but TikTok all day long? They're not actually going to Coachella, but they were going to a party that was just- To an after party at Coachella. Around Coachella.

Coachella's like, we're not involved. That by the way. Yeah, don't associate us with that bullshit. That's Kylie's, they're Kendall's, or whoever is Kylie. I think it's Kylie Jenner. We've all, she's the director of creative, or whatever, you know, the creative director for this company, which means she does nothing

and gets paid a whole shit load of money. Yeah, I mean, maybe it can once in a while, and by the way, I looked through some of that catalog. Diversity and inclusion is bullshit. Not one of those women had an ounce of fat on their bodies. That's not how real, I mean, some women are built like that, right? And for a few years, they look like that. We look good. And then that's how nature is, you know? For a few years, you got the world on your shoulder. And then you have to do a bunch of stuff to keep up with it.

It never works. Gravity always wins. Period and decided to look at me. Look at my fat ass. Yeah, it's not very good. That brings up though this other show I've been watching, just sort of watching White Hot about the Abercrombie and Fitch story. Oh, yeah. What about Abercrombie and Fitch? We'll talk about there was absolutely no inclusion of any kind of diversity. They only wanted to hire hot people. And if you're hot, then you just didn't get hours in the store, but you actually get fired. And have way through it.

It's very sad. That's why I shopped at the Amber Cumbery. You're right. You're the hot girls. Yeah. You're the whole look. I want to remember one time I was walking, I forgot where I was. San Francisco or something.

It was Amber Cumbery and Fitch store. Yeah. And they had girls and guys live models standing in the windows of the stores in bathing suits that were barely there. These people couldn't have been older than 17, 18 years old. But I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go shopping. Right.

I'm always so into it. Nothing here fits me, but I'm gonna go in there. Yeah, can't fit my fat ass into those jeans, but why not? One of the things that I just have been delaying doing for a long time, we ask occasionally, we used to ask a lot. If you have any questions for TCB, questions, comments, or concerns, let us know. And I say it every time in the line, there's the little commercial that plays in the middle

of the show before the actual commercials. I say, hey, if you have any questions, comments, text us, email us, whatever. People do that, and we never answer the questions. We never actually read them here, right? Now, there are a number of questions that I deleted. I won't, I will omit from this particular. Maybe we'll do them down the line. It's gonna be a different kind of show.

But they're racy? Yeah, they're not racy, they're just mean spirited, right? Like, why are you such a dick? or, you know, shut your pie hole. Or, you know, there's a couple of people who like, it's like a, it's a threat. I think you should just respond with rev down. Rev down? Rev down dude. Stop the race.

Yeah. Well, I'm just, stop the grocery race. I don't know what I'm gonna say. Sign the sidewalk treaty. I signed it. Yeah, I signed it. I know long I we were the only ones. We were the only ones. Yeah, no one gets a shit. But but you know, I went to Easter Sunday. I took a run and I noticed that everybody was real nice. Oh, good. Everyone walked on their side and even

groups of people I kind of lined up. Yeah, I was Easter. They figured for one day a year I would be in a asshole. So now for the first time ever, even though we've been talking about doing this since the first episode of the show, we are completing something where we say we're doing 176 episodes later, we are going to answer your questions here on Ask TCB. There it is, you're very first Ask TCB. These questions have been coming for almost two years. So we've got a lot of them. I'll play those people are still listening. They're probably not. Take a look at this statistic.

It's either those people aren't listening or they're the exact same people that have always met with this. Yeah, that's okay. We do have some loyal listening. Yeah. Hey, remember I said we were about two million downloads? Yeah. We're almost three million downloads now.

We almost got another million downloads in three months. That's crazy. That's incredible. Thanks to you. Thank you. We appreciate it. Okay. That's TCB. Here you go. I'll start with the timely and top of the one. This one's from our good friend Will the champ. Okay. Excuse me. I take a drink there. I'm a little parched from all the talking about the racing. Will the champ says, IE will Smith, have you ever had to defend your significant others honor? If so, tell the story. The answer is no. I've never had to defend my significant others honor.

I firmly believe that, and this goes for almost everybody that I've ever been with, that they are able to handle themselves, and unless they are physically threatened, or it's just something outrageous, which I've never had happened to me personally. No. I've never had to defend their honor. I've never gotten anybody's face about it. I will tell you one story that it is not funny

in any stretch of the imagination, but I dated a black girl one time, this will come up later, this girl that I dated. I dated a girl, she was black, we went to, I don't know, where it was a Murfrey burrow Tennessee or something like that. Williamsburg. Okay. Williamsburg Tennessee, which is also Williamsburg,

Virginia, I guess, it's like they on the state line. Murfrey's burrow, I know, I don't know Williamsburg. Isn't that tri-city area? If they're Johnson City, somebody here, somebody else. Okay, all right. So we were walking down the street. We had just had lunch, a very nice lunch. We were walking down the street of this particular town, like the town center.

And there were very few cars driving by, but I noticed that one of the cars drove by and then turned into a side street and pulled back around just so that they could drive by and call me a something lover. Oh my God. And slow the car down enough. It was a carload of people too. It was a carload of people and they were laughing and screaming this out the window.

That's awful. Which was horrible. Now, I'm not dumb enough to start a fist fight, you know, over this kind of bullshit. Like I wasn't going to get involved in it. But I had that, had they've been walking down the street. I certainly would have said something to them, but they drove by, so I didn't have to do it. But I had that, had they've been walking down the street, I certainly would have said something to them, but they drove by, so I didn't have to do it.

But no, I don't think I have any honor, I don't think the Astrid would defend my honor. Like I don't, I don't think I have any honor to defend. I think you have to have an honor to defend. I don't think I've had to do that. Hey girls, me. I defend your honor, I defend your honor. In front of your honor, you know what I'm talking honor. I defend your honor.

In front of your honor, you know what I'm talking about? I just, I just want to call it, you know, the time to put it in a fucks of teahol. You can call me out. I defend your honor. Sweet. Just with my walking staff. You know my walking stick is girls?

My penis. That's what it is. Sorry to defend my honor, but if you don't mind, it prays a lot. If you don't mind, I stop by your house real quick, because it's hard to defend your honor on the nebbed dick. If you know, I got it. Yeah, that's right. I'm going to turn this holy water into wine. If you know what I'm talking about, girl. What's up, Carl? Have you ever had to defend a boyfriend's honor? No. Have you ever have you ever felt like have you ever gotten in front of, have you ever gotten into somebody's face over a guy? No.

Kevin and I one time got into a fist fight over a girl. Oh really? Yeah, in thinking back on it now, it was like, this is the girl that like we should have never ever. Yeah, that was, she had nothing, I mean, at the time, right? If I think back on it now, I don't know this woman anymore. So I don't know who she is or what she turned into. And she probably won't even know that we're talking about it, even she did find this podcast.

But thinking about it now, it's like the most ridiculous thing that we ever followed over was this particular person. Really? She had nothing going for her. Like absolutely nothing going for her. I mean, the brotherly competition. Yeah, we got into it a few times over that. We would get into competitions over friends, right?

Okay, ever. But that's not, I wasn't defending her honor. I was just pissed at my brother. Yeah, or he was pissed at me, it was really more like it. He was dating her. I didn't know this. He's like kept it on the DL. Oh, okay.

He kept it totally on the DL. No one knew. This is a time in Kevin and I didn't do a lot of talking to each other like directly, you know? We just kind of saw each other occasionally. And like one Friday night, you know, me and this girl went out and got drunk and high, from the McDonald's, right?

We got drunk and are not not drunk. I don't think I was drinking at the time, but we got high and then we went to a park and we made out. Well, the next day she spread that all around the McDonald's and of course the McDonald's is like a, it's like a gossip. Oh, gossip. Yeah. Like a gossip big Mac.

Six. You all kind of shit on that right? The whole thing is the water tool. If you were with somebody, everybody else was going to know within minutes because that's how it works. You know, the girl tells one person, the one person tells the next person. That's a restaurant in general. It's a restaurant work in general.

You can't ever keep anything of fucking secret in those goddamn places. So but she told everybody and then Kevin came in for a shift and then that night or two nights later, whenever it was, I remember. Get around. Yeah, we were downstairs and he was oh Fuck you fucking I was like what are you talking about? I didn't know you were dating that girl mine We were alone. I was like no, she's mine you leave her alone. I should have said she's why are we even bothering? Yeah, take her

Have you ever been on a television show or auditioned for one? Well, you've been on television. So we know that already. And we showed it and talked about it. We showed it and talked about it. I did get a taping of the family feud. I don't think that counts. A taping of the family feud.

I was part of the studio audience. Somebody was telling me the other day that they went in, they got a like a, that's in the true at Kathy building. Chick-fil-a thing. Yeah, the guy from Chick-fil-a built those studios down there, right? And the big studios in Atlanta, what are they called? Forgot. Anyway, the big studio complex. I went, this was like at the Civic Center. Well, now they're moved in. Yeah, now they're going at this big studio complex that marvels down there and Disney and a bunch of other places.

They said they actually got a tour. No, not Pullman Yards, that's a different thing. They actually got a tour from the guy, from the Mr. Chick-fil-A, right? The guy who wants Chick-fil-A. Why was he giving tours a family tour? Oh, fucking no, that on the, and it was just, he said it was like a really weird experience

that I could only imagine. Hey, I'm Trewick Kathy, I'll be a tour guy. Hey, you want a fried chicken biscuit and a tour of the process rack? So weird. It's like, what are you talking about? No, I just want some Polynesian sauces, that okay? You have a Chick-fil-A sauce on you?

They sell that stuff for the publics now, too. Do you, and I have tried out for a television show, I think I told this story, the real world. No, so that love island. That guy, I, I tried out for the real world. Oh, okay. I sent in an audition. I sent in an application.

Everybody, like a lot of people. Did everybody try out for the real world? I don't know. A lot of people wanted to. Yeah, I wanted to. I so badly wanted to. And they actually responded to me. So that made me. That was like the first reality TV.

It was definitely the first reality TV show. At least for the United States. Yeah. made me- That was like the first reality TV. It was definitely the first reality TV show, at least for your United States, for sure without any doubt, the first reality. And everybody was blown away by it. Because if you go back to the- Six people in house. Six people in house. In a house.

In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house.

In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house. In a house. I wish you could have been if you're older, if you're too young to remember the real world actually on TV, go back and watch that first season. And realize, yeah, of New York, the very first season of the real world, and realize just how incredibly boring that season was. I mean, there was one argument. One argument.

It was a big one. It was a big one. Yeah, no. It was in the cultural side, guys. First year without a doubt. Yeah. But generally, it's like a bunch of people just kind of the experiment But then if you'll remember as the years went on it got more and more like Jersey Shore Remember puck in the San Francisco one the puck. Yeah

It was like a walking crazy. Yeah, he was walking Climidia He just looked like he had Climidia and he's always banging everybody and doing everything and screaming at people. Good old puk. Oh, yeah, but I tried out for the real world. It was probably like season number four or five. I have to imagine. Do you know what city they were? I think they were. No, I don't. I don't remember. But I, I, because they corresponded back, at first you had to send in a video. No, a written thing. Oh, a written thing.

And then they would write back to you, I think is how it worked. And then you had to send in a video. So they wrote back to me and they asked me to send in a video. I did send in that video. But for a while, I thought I was, I thought I was a sure show. Yeah, you're welcome.

So I was walking around telling people I'm gonna be on real world. I was like, yeah, I got a lot of things going from out to beyond a real world season three. Thank God, I don't have a job right now where I can just take off. Good job. I didn't have a place to live. I really, that's why you didn't need it.

I know. I needed a place to live. Of course. I kept telling my dad, I'm like, Dad, this is going to come through, man. And you're going to be sad that you're not paying attention to all my creative inventors. It was like whatever. Yeah. He's like, I don't think LSD is a creative endeavor, Brian,

but okay, whatever. Good luck. He's like, you want to go to Job and pay some rent around here? No. I don't. Ben TV is going to do that. By the way, MTV didn't pay those people, I didn't even think.

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We'll be back to the commercial break after this commercial break. Do you have any hobbies outside of the podcast? Oh, yeah. I love to travel. I do love to travel. I like to exercise. Chris, you do an exercise. I like to ride my bike, go hiking, that kind of thing. Music, live music.

Live music. Huge, huge. Big for both of us. I don't get to see it. It's a little bit more. It's a little bit more. Anything related to music. Yeah, so those are my big ones.

I tried to take up like crochetinging and I just couldn't do it. You didn't feel like it was something. I, no, I don't have any. I have a whole basket full of things that could have been a hobby. Me too. I start something and I am so bored with it. Yeah.

I think. Artists. Yeah. You know, guys call me up and go, look fantasy football and my fantasy fucking football. No, I don't I want to waste an entire afternoon Picking pretend to football players to be a my pretend team like I get it some people are into it Yeah, it's a big thing. I worked for a fantasy football technology company one time And I still don't understand how fantasy football works That a year ago it was before before Clear Channel. And Blue.

Yeah, Blue and Nico. I wish I had a hobby outside of the podcast, but I really don't. Podcasting is my hobby. That also happens to be my work. Yes. And my children, whatever they're into. Exactly.

I used to golf every once in a while, but then I realized that's a ridiculous thing too. Like I'm paying $500 every weekend to do something. I'll never get my money back. I'm never gonna be good enough to make money doing this. Why am I spending all this money? It's fun until you get to like the 15th hole and you're just so tired and the sun is blazing

and everyone else is drunk. I like going with people to play golf because then I can just ride the cart and try shade. You drive the cart, yeah, yeah. My little brother does that too, to any, yeah, he doesn't care. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous. It's lovely to be out on a golf course.

I'll never forget that one time Kevin, my two-in-brother, he was gonna kill me that I'm telling this story, but one time we all golf for whatever. I don't know what we're golfing for, but it's some event, like somebody's getting married or something, I don't know.

It's like six of us go out there, so there's three carts, we'll go off early in the morning and everyone had a rough night the night before. Oh no, you're sweating out the alcohol. Oh my God, dude, it's in the middle of the summer. So it's 92 degrees. And you gotta go early, dude.

You gotta go early, gotta get there early and they still fucking hot as balls because Atlanta sucks when it comes to summertime. And so we get in the carts and the first hole is like it's downhill, right? So you're hitting in its downhill. And I mean, it's from the T to the flag is probably a 60 foot elevation drop. It's big. But the cart path rides along the right side of the hole and it rides at the same elevation as the T until you get right down toward the hole. So it's like the hole is in a bowl, right?

And the cart path is up, like 20 feet, 30 feet above the hole. And then you got to, you know, kind of circle your way back down toward the T with the cart. So Kevin, so I hit my, everyone hits their ball and Kevin goes to hit his ball. And he hits it, it gets not so close to the green. So he parks up on this ledge and he's gonna walk down with his nine iron and his putter. He parks and the thing starts rolling down the bowl toward the hole and by the way, on the opposite side

of the hole it drops off into a ravine. Oh no. So the thing starts dropping and we're all, And we're all looking at this like, what? I mean, it's just real life. Like the cart is going by itself towards the hole. Kevin is running after it, right? He runs and he jumps on the cart. And he falls right out of it.

Oh no. He like tumbles down. All in. Oh no. The car just keeps going Didn't stop. Yeah somebody's hiding I can't remember somebody's up at the ball Yeah, it just kind of leveled out enough that it did but poor Kevin it was the funniest thing I mean Kevin took like six or seven head over foot tumbles. I mean he just tumbled down the He was making an effort he was good poor Kevin. We all felt bad for him.

But no one who was there will ever forget the image of my brother just tumbling like a snowball down the spin bank. So no, I don't have any hobbies, things for asking. Do you go to therapy? I have gone to therapy. I have too. I'd say it's something that I have gone to therapy. I have too. Yeah, and I'd say it's something that I do on the regular.

Like at least a couple times a year I see a therapist. I go to a therapist. Yeah, it's a good tune up. And sometimes I go for longer periods than others. Sometimes I feel a lot stressed. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, you know, I'm here at the commercial break spending all this money not making any of it back. I got my therapist for the discount. Yeah. I might need to see. I'm here at the commercial break spending all this money not making any of it back

For the discount I might need to see you see the free therapist. That's it. You see better help calm Yeah, I think therapy is something we believe in one hundred percent our Brian's Stories really true Brian's crazy stories really true? Brian's crazy stories, really true. Yes. They are. Yes, they are. I've been there for quite a few of them.

Yeah, a lot of them, and they're real. Listen, a good fish tail is a good fish tail, right? If you catch a trout that's a foot long, you might say that it's a foot and a half long. Yeah. Right, so is every detail of every story, 100% accurate? No, it's all coming from my brain and over the years these stories have evolved into being entertaining stories.

So I can't say that they're 100% accurate, but nothing about this show. It's about 100% accurate, number one. And number two, the gist of the story is for sure true. Yeah, I have never told like a blatant lie. I've never made that story just for shits and giggles. I don't think you can make up a lot of stuff that you did. Oh my God, it's all, it could only happen if it happened.

Yeah, you're not pretending with these stories. What is the craziest thing that you guys have ever experienced with each other? Like craziest, she says craziest night you guys have ever had together as friends. Oh God, I think I know this one. Oh, I know for sure which one is this. Is it the Christmas night?

It's not a music Christmas night. I mean, there's no other, there's nothing in comparison. I mean, listen, I dated this woman for a while and she was a little, I don't know, she had a serious, she had mental disorder, right? She was really seriously sick. But we didn't know quite how far it went. Yeah, we didn't know how far it went until one night around Christmas Eve. I would probably say the 22nd of the 22nd.

Yeah, it was close to Christmas. I had been out at a Christmas party. Yeah, yeah. You had been somewhere. I had been at the bar with a friend. Yeah, wait, I called you. We were hanging out all the time. I called you and I was like, hey, what are you doing?

You said, I just got home. I just got home. I was like, I'm cut. You were like, why don't you come over, have some beers. Yeah. I came over there and I was a little tipsy, and you were a little tipsy. And so we started playing Christmas music and dancing around and drinking beers and having a fun time and laughing. So. And then. So. Just to like lead up to this story, I, we had, we worked for Clear Channel, we worked for Clear Channel, the W opened it downtown or in what's called Buckhead, which is like this Ponzi part of Atlanta, you know,

Rich, you know, and the W opened and they had a club, upstairs and downstairs, a bar downstairs and a club upstairs. And all of a sudden it became the place for everybody at Clear Channel to go or some of us to go. So we got to know everybody, I mean, the W, we were there a lot. And we went to the W one night and I went to go get a drink and Chrissy and the other people went upstairs and when I went to get the drink, some

girl literally walked up right next to me and she started talk. She started instantly hitting on me like instantaneously and we I never I didn't see Chrissy the rest of the night. I went this girl ended up coming home with me the whole nine yards, right? It was like super hot and bothered from the moment that we met each other. This is the girl that we're talking about. So fast forward about a month later,

and this girl and I had been dating casually for about a month. We'd see each other a couple of times a week. Maybe she calls me when I'm at the bar with my, at the beginning of the night, when I'm at the bar with my friend, and she says, can I come over tonight, do you want to go out?

And I said, you know what, I needed a break. And I was just like, you know, I'm gonna. That's where we're starting to seem where we're coming apart a little bit. And I said, you know, I need a break. So let's just, we'll call it, you know, I got Christmas, we'll meet after Christmas. So it's blah, blah, blah.

Chrissy comes over, fast forward to like midnight. Chrissy comes over and it's time Chrissy and I were smokers. We were cigarette smokers. And for whatever reason, don't ask us because this is what thing we did back then. We were smoking in the house, which I know is a horrible thing to do, but we were drunk and it was called whatever. We turned on some Christmas music and we started dancing together, not like slow dancing together, like two people dancing apart from each other to, you know, rockin' around the

Christmas tree. Have a happy holiday. You get it rockin' around the Christmas tree. Have a happy holiday. You get it. That's my favorite Christmas song. Of course. I said that and I was like, let's play it. Yeah, let's play it.

We did it in the whole Niners, right? And so all of the sudden, and so at one point I go to empty the ass tray and I had a door outside of the kitchen. So I opened the kitchen door and right there was my driveway and then I had my garbage can. So I go to empty it and all of a sudden I realized at the end of the driveway, this woman who I had been dating

is sitting at the end of the driveway in her car, like blocking the driveway in her car and she starts screaming at me. She's like, oh, this is chilling out. This is having a drink with your friend. I see what's fucking going on here. A screaming match, meaning her screaming started. Am I like what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like pouring myself another drink. Like what's going on up there? No idea what's going on. And I start walking down the driveway and I'm like, what are you doing? I thought we were gonna chill out and see each other.

This woman lived 30 miles away from me at this point. It took an effort to come down to my house. She didn't just accidentally swing by on the way home. This girl drove 30 miles to my house. And so I'm like, what are you doing? I walk back and I told her, I'm like, you go the fuck home. Like, I didn't invite you over here.

I was angry because she was yelling and screaming. Neighbors were turning on their lights. It was that kind of thing. And so I go, go home and I close the door. I open, so I tell Chrissy, I'm like, what the fuck, you know, what do I do? I know you're like, I don't know, call the police. I'm like, I know, I gotta call the police,

but I didn't call the police, but my neighbors called the police. So Chrissy and I are like, what do we do? Like lock the door, but my neighbors called the police. So, Chrissy and I are like, what do we do? Like lock the door, close the blinds. This is kind of crazy. This girl starts rapid fire texting me. I see who you're with, who's that woman?

I see that girl. You would have to stand in my driveway and peer in my window to see Chrissy at this point. This girl is now sneaking around my house, looking through the windows, not Chrissy and I are a little nervous. We're like, oh, shit, what do we do? Like, Brian, dammit, why do you take these girls?

Yes, she's, you gotta, your picker is broken. Your picker is broken, Brian. So eventually I go back outside and she's still there. She's now parked in my driveway and she's still screaming and I'm like, you gotta go home, you gotta shut up, you gotta go home. I don't know what you're doing here. I didn't invite you, I'm sorry, this is my friend,

this is Chrissy, I've been friends with her for years. She's not going home, you are, I didn't invite you to go there. And eventually the police came. And when the police came, they got out of the car, they said that you were causing a disturbance and this girl had obviously been drinking because you could smell it on her breath and she started screaming at the police came, they got out of the car, they said they were causing a disturbance, and this girl had obviously been drinking because you could smell it on her breath, and she started screaming at the police officer,

and the police officer told her, if you don't drive home, right now, I'm gonna yank you out of that car and give you a breathalyzer. He gave him a chance, right? Gave her a chance. And she was fuck youing that officer all the way down the driveway, like fuck you.

This is my boyfriend, he's cheating on me, and the officer was like, I down the driveway. Like, fuck you. This is my boyfriend. He's cheating on me. And the officer was like, I don't give a shit. Go home. She goes home. That was the craziest thing we'd ever experienced together because it was so frightening that someone would be- It was so fun one minute.

Yeah, fun minute. And then it's scary. And we're like, yeah, I remember, we slept in my bedroom and I had a golf club next to the bed. I don't think I slept at all that night. I was like, this girl's gonna chill us all, or I'll do it. The story gets much crazier from that. That's just the beginning of the story.

It's much crazier, but we'll save that for everything. That is the craziest night we've ever had. For sure. There's a couple nights at the brage game. Yeah, the brage game. There was that one night where couple nights at the break. Yeah, the brisky. There was that one night where we were at a bar, I think it was 10 high. It had been a band that had played on stage.

And we're talking like, there's like 500 people in the crowd, right? And so the crowd starts to dissipate the bands off. They're all talking with everybody. You're backstage or whatever they're doing. And Chrissy runs up on stage to play the drums and shh, no six so she starts playing them with her hands and she's like knocking over the cymbals and I was at the bar talking to the bartender

and he's like, if you don't get her out of here, I will. I'm like okay, we're here to go. We're here to go. Let's go. We're two drums. There we go. Thanks for the memories. We appreciate that.

That question. Okay. What's your favorite podcast, the commercial break? The commercial break. The That question. Okay. What's your favorite podcast, The Commercial Break? The Commercial Break. The Commercial Break. Yes. In all seriousness, Jordan Harbinger, who's a big sponsor of our show, I actually do like

his show. I like the gist by Mike Pesca. I like smart lists. A less smart list. Conan O'Brien. Will Farrell's got a great podcast. There's so many out there. There's so many out there. There's so many out there.

But the commercial break is the only one you didn't eat. Have you ever had to troll anyone? Have you ever had anyone troll you or give you death threats for your comedy podcast? I feel like there's a veiled threat in and of itself. No, we haven't had any death threats. We've had people that are in there. It's not key comments. We've had people that are angry. It's snarky comments. Snarky comments. We've had a few angry people.

I had one guy that was like, you know, if you don't shut up, you know, I'll make you shut up or something like that. You can just turn this off. Yeah, just turn this off. I mean, I don't. Rev down. Yeah, rev down.

Take your grocery store anger somewhere else. Sign the sidewalk, Turgie. You'll love it. No, we don't have death threats. That's not something. We're not, we don't talk about anything too serious. So we don't get to. That's the reason why we don't talk about things too serious.

Part of the decision that we made regarding this podcast was the commercial breaklets give everybody a break from all the seriousness. Let's not touch on these topics that by the way we think are boring because everyone else talks about them. Everyone else has the same fucking opinion. It's all an echo chamber. It's not interesting. You're not interesting with your extreme point of view

is one way or the other. Everyone else thinks the same thing. So congratulations to you. If wishes came true tomorrow, what would you hope would happen with the commercial break? Joe Rogan contract was Spotify. Joe Rogan leaves Spotify. Decides the commercial breaks a great fit.

It's a replacement. Yeah, because we don't talk about anything. Too interesting. Exactly. I don't know. They're gonna go in the opposite direction, who knows? How do your spouses feel about the show? Yeah.

I would have to say that my spouse is, and both of our spouses are incredibly supportive. I can speak for myself. I, my spouse is, the show wouldn't have happened without us. Oh, she was like the spark. Yeah, she was the person who really told me, go do this, like you, you should go do this. Get out of my hair, go talk to it.

Now she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Call the, yeah, yeah, yeah, talk to someone else for a minute. Do you have anybody else to talk to you besides me? No, I don't. Why don't you put a camera in front of yourself and take that. Without Astrid, the show would not have happened. And she's definitely was one of the driving forces

to getting this going. And now I think she just wants it all to be over sometimes. Sometimes, but now it's like, we can't stop. What do we do now? I got a bunch of commitments to make. Yeah. And Jeff has always been very supportive of the show. Just to let you know.

Has Brian ever told a story and then had someone that was in the story Get upset with him. Yes, I have. Yes, I have and I know that because I have been blocked on Facebook by a couple people I never give away names though We never say names, but I know that the people some of these people in these stories obviously some of these stories are really crazy And only one person could be responsible for that story. And I also have a friend who is single, and he has a lot of single foibles that I keep talking about on the-

That's right. And he hates me. He's always texting me, bro, do you gotta use my story? Yes, I do. Not good. So I feel like the stories are gonna get cut off at some point. I think he's gonna be like, I'm not telling that story to Brian

Have you how do you pick the show topics? Randomly combination. Yeah combination. Yeah, Chrissy throws in some ideas Tina Throws in some ideas who's a good friend of the show and friend of mine for longer than I'm known Chrissy I've known Tina for about 30 years actually this point yeah for a long time and TLC TLC that's right. I do a lot of trolling on the internet because I'm constantly. You have a time machine thing. That's the one you've been getting stuff on. Yeah, the internet archive is one that I get

from weird news stories. Just you fumble upon it. If you spend as much time in the computer as I do, you fumble upon it, people send stuff to you. We always try and give credit when people send stuff. Will the champ oftentimes send us show ideas? We've had Mary and Cooper has sent us a few. So there you go.

Brian, what's the craziest thing you have ever done? Ah! Craziest thing I've ever done. Craziest thing that I have ever done. That's what level of crazy. What level are you talking about like with sex or with life or or like crazy, ha ha or lit it. I mean, or just crazy.

Just crazy. Like Jack asked crazy. I say one of the craziest, yeah, Jack asked crazy. See, write yourself on fire one time, I say. No, I know I know that myself on fire, but I did chase a couple of criminals down the street. One night, I think I've told this story. I jumped and when I was living in my parents' house,

I saw people breaking into cars at the next door neighbor. They were breaking into their cars, they had multiple cars, they were breaking into them. They were wearing hooded everything. They were black head to toe and I high as fuck. I jumped out, I literally ran and jumped a 10 and a half foot in Bankman, jumped down and chased one of them up the street. Like if I could chase all three, I thought I could,

but I chased one of them down the street. And I had no idea at the time, but they were just teenagers. A little bit younger than I was at the time. I was probably like 19 and they are 18, 17, 18, and they were like 15 years, 15, 16 years old. And I chased one of them down the street, the large one who couldn't run very fast. But he had a knife and he had a bunch of stuff.

I didn't know at the time that they were just teenagers. And I chased them. I only made that decision because I was out of my fucking gourd. And I thought I was super mad. The first time I ever bought weed, I bought it from way downtown, like the part of, you know, the part of downtown that guys like me don't usually show up at and just start asking for weed. I went down and I started asking for weed and I was like 14 years old.

That was pretty crazy. Yeah, then a lot of other stuff. I mean, I can go on forever. How many people have you had sex with? It's kind of a personal question. It does a personal question. 27, right? Right.

Yeah. Higher than 20 lower than 200. Yeah. Let's just put it that way. Yeah. Brian, if you study tantric sex, can you also have sex for four hours? No, I can't have sex for four.

No one wants to have sex for four. Having sex for four hours is not a thing that can happen usually. I'm sure there are people who have done it. I'm sure there are people who like to do it. But most, I think women, if you would ask them, how long you would want a sexual encounter to go for? They would say, somewhere between 20 and 30 minutes,

20 and 45 minutes, something like that. I mean, a little less. 10, higher? Two hours, what? Actual sex? Well, that is the whole thing. The whole thing. The whole thing.

Okay, the whole thing, I can see. Like intercourse, like, but the whole thing. The whole thing, from beginning to 30 to 60 minutes, I can see that being an average love the whole thing from beginning. Yeah, 30 to 60 minutes. I can see that being an average love making session. Sting can do it. Sting can do it. He's actually said he doesn't do it, but he can. Carl can do it.

Carl does it all the time. Hey, go. Hey, go just one of sexy for six to 12 hours. But the whole point of Tantric sex is not how long can you have sex. It's about can you withhold or redirect sexual energy so that everyone gets satisfaction. And if you do that, then maybe you can hold out a little longer than normal. That's the thing. Instead of just blowing your wand within the first five minutes, can you hold on, redirect

that energy, feel good without actually ejaculating like all that stuff. That's the kind of, I mean, there's a lot of the stuff to tanchure, but that's kind of the point. So that's why people say that people who do have Sandra XeX have it for a long time. But I doubt that any woman on earth, normal woman on earth, would say that they want to have actual inner course for four hours in a row.

I think that would be painful. Yeah. For you too. Whatever happened to Henry Fonda is a question that I forgot this. Henry has been on a break. He has. For those of you that don't know, Henry Fonda was a character person that showed up in our first season or now on our third season. Showed up in our first season one of the very first episodes like within the first 20 episodes. And he was helping us with the inner. Podcast promotion. That's right.

Podcast promotion. And also spying on me. And he really was into hoat. He liked hoat a lot. And he went away in season two. He never returned. He took a break. He never came back.

But maybe we'll ask him if he'll, maybe we'll see if we can reconnect with Henry Fonda. Yeah, let's reach out. Because this is, we've gotten this a couple times now on some of the reviews we get this to. It's really noticeable that you two are longtime friends. It's what makes the show so relatable for me. I feel like I'm listening to some of my own friends when I hear you two talking. I feel like I'm listening to me and my own friends when I hear you two talking. I feel like I'm listening to me and my own friends

when I hear you two talking. Have you ever been in a fight? If so, what about? I don't think we've ever been in a fight. I don't think we've ever been in a, like not a knockdown dragout argument certain. No, I might have a disagreement. I think you disagreed with some people that I dated with

and that made you upset. Yeah, and I don't think it made you upset because you were like, I wanna date you. I think it made you upset because you were like, I wanna date you, I think it made you upset because you were like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, like, yeah. You were going through all this stuff. Oh.

Okay, one person in particular. But I tried to be supportive. One person in particular I dated, and she had some real life issues, like real life challenges with mental health and other, and physical health, and other stuff like that and she Was very a very difficult personality

And I continued to go back to her time in time in time again Yeah, even though it was causing an extreme amount of drama in my life I'm sure we've all a lot of you can relate to this Yeah, including with your other friends Yeah, I was losing friends over it people would didn't want to friends over it. People would didn't want to hang out with me. They certainly didn't want to hang out with her. But I had to almost hide her. Like I couldn't go out with her and my friends

because she would inevitably call some kind of drama and make a scene anywhere that we went. And some of my friends decided not to take it anymore. They just would confront her. And it became, it became, it became, it difficult for everybody in the whole situation. So I understand that one. And if it became difficult for everybody, it was all a situation. So I understand that one. And now looking back on it,

I see that clearly she had some issues. You have to go through these things to get to where you are now. That's right. Have you two ever, oh, this is the same in the same vein. Have you two ever disagreed about who you were dating or who you were having sex with?

Yes, we have. Absolutely. If one of you didn't do who you were having sex with. Yes, we have. Absolutely. If one of you didn't do the show or couldn't do the show, would you, would the other one carry on? I think it depends on the situation. I think if someone was to get sick and ill and couldn't do the podcast, I think we'd have to make that call at that time. If someone just decided to walk away from the podcast,

like, I don't wanna do this anymore, it's done. Like, if you walked away and said, I don't wanna do this anymore, it's done. Yeah. I, maybe I would see if there was somebody else who could fit the bill, but I have to say this, and I've said this a million times to my wife and tell a lot of other people.

I can't see doing the podcast without Chrissy at this point. Like I can't see someone else sitting. And I'm in, I'm all in. Yeah, like I don't think Chrissy's going anywhere. At first she was just a guest for like the first two episodes. And then I was like, hey, you want to do this whatever time? Yeah, every week.

Yes. So no, I don't think that, I don't think under most circumstances. If Chrissy took a break, maybe I'd do the show with someone else for a minute, right? If she had to take a break for some reason, like, you know, she got sick or a family emergency or whatever. But we work around those, we've had this.

Yeah, we've had this. That's why we record so many of these a week. That's what we know, something's gonna come up. Yeah, I don't think the show's gonna, I don't think I, it's certainly, no, I don't think I would do the commercial break without Chrissy. I think it would be another podcast. I'll look at the other footage of it.

What is the worst TCB episode in your opinion? Well, the aired or the did it? Well, probably the aired. Okay, yeah. I was gonna say there's the one that did an air which was really bad. Yeah, there's the one that did an air that we, I actually cut up the good stuff

and I played it in a clips episode Okay, so that leaves that is a great question to hand on and I'll tell you why Next week Chrissy and I will pick the worst commercial break episode ever Yeah, and we will make fun of ourselves How's that we'll go through the episode and we'll do just what we do to everybody else Yeah, maybe or maybe it's not. Yeah.

Maybe there, I mean, I think there are a couple stinkers and things. And then two. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it was COVID. We were just trying to keep our heads on our own. Yeah, I can think of one or two, I think. Okay. Yeah, I think episode number five is not good.

Okay. I think it's episode number five. not good. Okay. I think it's episode number five. Yeah. It's like where we try and talk about. I was on vacation. We did it via remote. I think you had had a few drinks. We're we ended up talking about a television show for like an hour straight. It was not good. It was not. Yeah. But I didn't have any choice. It came out the next day. So I had to end it there. Right then. Yeah. I remember. I used to do that. I used It came out the next day. So I had to end it there right then. Yeah, I remember To do that all the time. So anyway, that's how you do it. Thanks for the questions. Keep on coming in 661 237 8296

661 the word best the number two y 0 Yo, if you have any questions, comments or concerns Send them on in and you'll be on our next asked tcb Which we'll try and do more frequently and if your question didn't get in there We'll put you in the next one. I know there's a number of them that didn't get in there But I just tried to pick the ones that I felt like yeah, you know, we wanted to answer Right, there's some questions in there. It's like that's pretty personal dude I don't think I'm gonna put that and I put everything on air so

tcbpodcast.com that's where you. You can find out more about Chrissy and I. Read all the show notes. Watch all the audio, watch all the video. Listen to all the audio. Connect with us on social media. At the commercial break on Instagram. And for content, you cannot find anywhere else. YouTube.com slash the commercial break.

Now, with full episodes playing two days after they air. So they'll be here first on the audio and then there, two days afterwards, if you wanna watch the show. Like, if we do these clips, now you can see them. So, I would wanna do that if I was a listener of the podcast and listen, I watched these episodes like 17 times because I had to edit them.

Yeah. If I had one wish, it said I didn't have to listen to my own voice so much. Even I hated it. So yes, you're two people. I hate my own voice. And this is what we do. I say, he's Chrissy.

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