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Episode Date: October 1, 2021

Bryan tells Krissy about the time he made pot brownies with some shwagg weed and Betty Crocker instant brownies. It's the last time he ever ate weed. Krissy explains the incredible advancements in "weed technology" since the last time he tried it. Then Bryan shares a clip from a PTA meeting where parents around the country continue to embarrass their children. Finally, the gang listens to clips from a movie about the couple who own the largest "Real Sex Dolls" collection in the world! It's not a typical hobby for a married couple, but ....at least they do it together!  LINKS: Want a TCB limited edition collectible sticker? Each series sticker is limited and first come, first serve. Click HERE to find out how! Got a show idea? Have a question for us? Want to say hello...or goodbye? Send a text or voicemail to 661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Streamlight Lending By SunTrust Bank (Use Code TCB for additional interest savings) DBSAlliance For Mental Health Help Magic Spoon (Use Code TCB) FUM (Use Code TCB) Smokeless Pipe for Smoking Sesation MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st-3rd 2021) Castbox is the TCB partner for the Mempho Fest shows Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And welcome back to WSHID's special report on UFOs and crab apple. True or not, we're here to investigate further. It's been reported that two weeks ago Bob from Bob's bait and body shop experienced a UFO fly right down in front of his store while he was there late one night, an alien got out, supposedly invited him into the aircraft, and that Bob and the alien had an incident of unfortunate sexual nature. Bob was then left unharmed, but embarrassed in front of his wife and children by this encounter. We have hired crab apples most experienced, physicist, and general scientists with two separate degrees from

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Now, in the interest of full disclosure, Karen Dranger, Bob's wife claims that Bob has been having an ongoing affair with the babysitter and this is just an excuse to explain where Bob was on Tuesday night. Seems like a long way to go just to cover up an affair, but stranger things have happened. Bob from Bob's Bait and Body Shop would also like to remind you, get your fresh worms and your scented bath body bombs from Bob's Baton Body Shop, 20% off this week. Clear and sail, everything's gotta go. We're gonna do more investigating after we return from this commercial break.

On this episode of the commercial break. A teener. We had a double teener, we had a cue, we had a cue, we put a cue in there. We put a cue, we shredded it up as well as we could with a blender I think. And then we threw it in there, and then we made a, like, you know, a Betty Crocker fucking chocolate brownie mix. And then when asked how much we should dose, I was like, well, again, I can't imagine it's gonna be that strong, right? I mean, I could probably smoke this whole quarter in two days by myself because I was smoking a lot of weed at the time. So I need to mall. Let's eat two.

There was like maybe nine brownies, you know, three and three, and I said, why don't you eat three and I'll eat three. Oh, okay. Nine brownies, you know, three and three and I said, why don't you eat three? I'll eat three. Okay. I just want to say to Hudson, be cave middle school or whatever, behave middle school or whatever that is. Can you please send me a copy of that book I'd like to read it? Yeah. That's good writing right there. Hand on the titty. Dicking the cornhole.

Fingers on the recalico. What is it? Fingers on the calico. That's great writing. Actually. Dicking the calico fingers on the, uh, dick in the cornholeingers on the Calico. That's great, right? Actually. Dicking the Calico fingers on the... Dicking the cornhole fingers on the Calico.

Who says balloons have more fun? But for Bob, there is one special blunt. Jessica, a German engineer doll that Bob paid $11,000 for. Jesus. Jessica. Jessica. I don't like Jessica, really. I think something might be going on between Bob and her. I love the blazing.

I've noticed she's taken away time from me and Bob together. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, it's another episode of The Commercial Brick! Starts now. Now. I'm Brian Green. This is Chrissy Hodeley and Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays!

Best of you! Best of you Brian! I had to think about that for a second. I know, I saw it. Best of you out there in the Budcast Universe. Thanks for joining us on another episode of the Commercial Break. We were just talking about Edibles.

Yeah, I don't want to like, the reason I want part of the reason why I don't smoke potty more. First of all, I have children and I can't spend half the day stoned walking around. You know, it's just like, that makes sense. But I actually stopped smoking pot a long time ago

and here's the reason why. It was getting increasingly frequent that I would just get paranoid and wanna go to sleep. And not like paranoid that the cops are gonna come get me or some shit like that, but paranoid about all the responsibilities I should be doing rather than sitting here stoned watching yet another episode of some TLC show.

And so I used to smoke a little bit of pop before I would go to bed, I'd take one or two hits and then I just fall right asleep, right? I loved it. I was it was me and me and marijuana we had like an agreement I won't go crazy and you don't go crazy Yeah, I don't go crazy and you don't make me crazy and then the two of us will go hand in hand But that was following a long abstinence of marijuana by like 10 years I didn't smoke in 10 years and then I started smoking it right before I went to sleep.

But then I stopped because I was smoking and then all I do is just sit and bed and lay at night and go, ah shit, I should have done that. Now shit, I shouldn't have done that. Now shit, I should do this, but I shouldn't have done that. And it was just driving me fucking crazy. Oh, okay. The one time, the one time, not the one time,

but I've eaten intervals a number of times. But the one time, the last time I ate intervals, me and this girl, actually a girlfriend of my best friend. Okay. Now listen to this. A girlfriend of my best friend invited me to come over to her house, right? She was now the ex girlfriend of my best friend,

but I went over to the house because she was very attractive. Right. And I liked her very much. Yeah. It was bad, but I mean, we're talking was very attractive. Right. And I liked her very much. Yeah. It was bad. But I mean, we're talking like decades ago. Okay.

She advised me over to the house. And when I get there, or she is rather an experienced marijuana user, and I am a very experienced marijuana user at the time, but only the smoking kind, right? And so I've got like, I don't know, maybe a quarter ounce of some kind of shitty weed that we were smoking back then. And she says, well, I don't want, maybe a quarter ounce of some kind of shitty weed that we were smoking back then. And she says, well, I don't wanna smoke it. I'm not into smoking anything. I don't wanna put anything in my lungs, no smoke.

Okay. And I said, okay, she's like, but I'm up for it. What can we cook them? Like, isn't that the way you could do it too? You can put them in brownies and stuff. And I said, I think so, but I don't have a recipe available. Yeah. To me.

But it can't be that hard. Let's just throw it in a brownie mix, and then we're good. Just the raw weed. Just the raw weed. Just throw it in the mix. Right in the brownie mix. Let's eat it.

Which is first of all the big no-no, you're supposed to make butter with it or something. Yes, right. And second, like you're supposed to like soak the oils up and it's supposed to cook out and all those things. Oh yeah, the garlics, machines, and stuff. If you put raw weed in a brownie, you're basically asking for trouble

because you have no idea how much TAC is coming out in those brownies. And you're basically just ingesting marijuana and asking your stomach to do the rest of the work. There's no dosing or any shit like that. That's exactly what we did. When asked how much she should put in, I'm like, well, I can't imagine your stomach

is gonna like absorb that much THC. We're just putting raw weed in a brownie. So let's just put the whole thing in there. And that's, I can't imagine your stomach is gonna like absorb that much THC, we're just putting raw weed in the brownies. So let's just put the whole thing in there. And that's, you know, and then we'll have a good brownie. And then we'll eat two or three of them. The whole bag of weed. We put the whole bag of we shredded it up, a quarter, a tenor, with a double tenor,

we had a cue, we had a cue, we put a cue in there. Right, we put a cue, we like shredded it up as well as we could with a blender, I think. And then we threw cue in there. Right? We put a cue, we shredded it up as well as we could with a blender, I think. And then we threw it in there. And then we made a Betty Crocker fucking chocolate brownie mix. And then when I asked how much we should dose, I was like, well, again, I can't imagine it's gonna be that strong, right?

I mean, I could probably smoke this whole quarter in two days by myself, because I was smoking a lot of weed at the time. So let's eat them all. Let's eat two. There was like maybe nine brownies, you know, three and three. And I said, why don't you eat three and only three? Oh, okay.

The NCAA championship was on. I remember I knew nothing about it at the time. I had no idea what it was on the television, but I remember she wanted to watch it. And so we were watching the NCAA basketball championship, the March madness. And within a half of an hour, both of us were on the floor basketball championship, the March Madness, and within a half of an hour, both of us were on the floor, unable to speak in full sentences or move any of our limbs. We were literally glued to the floor and she was asking in some kind of weird, hieroglyphic

language if she should call the cops, the ambulance. And I kept saying, no, no, I think it'll wear off, right? And I'm like, ah, ah. Ah. It's like a movie. She was talking to me and it was coming at me like, you know, the song Pink Floyd, like the, you know. You all be coming through in waves.

That's how she was coming through. She said, one, one ambulance. And I was like, no, one. Remember that movie, Wally? Wally, ambulance. And I was like, no, Wally. Remember that movie, Wally? Wally. Yeah, it sounded like that. I was like, Wally. We were so fucked up for so many hours, it seemed like.

And what it ended up being was more like 45 minutes. But I mean, we were really twisted. Yeah, I felt forever. And the next day came the sun rose, and we were still kind of not with it altogether. So we ate them at nine, the sun rose and we were still twisted up. It was worse than any LSD trip I had ever been on.

I was absolutely out of my fulking gourd. I mean, I was just so twisted up. So I decided right then, right there, eating marijuana is not for me. So there's not a lot of advances since 1972, the last time did I eat marijuana? Okay, I get it. I get it, I get it.

And now you can like exact dose it to, you know, a certain degree and. Yeah, well, there's actually companies out there instead of you and a kitchen with Betty Crocker. There's actually companies that know how to make it. Yeah, kids today are so spoiled. You had to test and measure back then, but now you just get, you know,

it's like it's all measured out for you. You don't have to worry about it. They can tell you what kind of things are gonna happen to you when you eat it. Like you're gonna be mellow and cool. Are you gonna be like, is it like, you know, running around with a chicken like a chicken? No, I've been to the weed stores in Colorado.

Yeah, I know. I've born yet, and I did ask you, what would you like? It's like a bar. I know. I've never been, but I've watched enough videos to know that it's all measured out and put pretty little packages now.

Yeah. Videos, I've watched videos because I'm still terrified of the nightmare that was me stuck to a floor. Okay. Yeah. By the way, I understand how that would be, traumatizing. I didn't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I think I want to retry it 25 years later. I'm not opposed to it. I'm just, I'm going to be a little bit careful about how I go about it because I don't want my body to go back into some kind of PTSD shock, where I just line up, you know, then my son's going to be walking all over me and like, name him now.

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Yeah, dude. I think the good news is they listen to the show. The bad news is I think they're talking to me directly. So I've been searching in the angles of the internet and say, oh, I want to talk about one more thing before we actually get to the meat and potatoes of the show. And we're going to talk more about sex dolls, which is a popular topic that we talked about months ago.

But we're going to get back to it because I found another interesting video. But I wanted to say something really quickly about something that's going on right now, and I find it extraordinarily disturbing and way fucked up. Is the absolute chaos madness that is going on around COVID-19 and schools? It is, to me, just unfucking believable.

How much people are showing their asses around this particular topic. Oh, right, aren't we gonna do a thing about that? Yeah, we're gonna do a thing, but I have one thing I wanna listen to. We're gonna do a whole episode about people showing our asses around COVID-19 at these PTA meetings and these city council meetings.

Because there's just so much material out there and it's also fucking funny that it's hard to understand. Your child, my child, my first job for my child is to protect my child. Now I understand if you're an anti-vaxxer, you're vaccination reluctant, you think that what you're doing is trying to protect your child. But by showing your ass at a PTA meeting or at a city council, it's not helpful. What you're doing is you're making your child embarrassed and forever denting their mental makeup because you're a fucking moron who can't keep their shit together for 15 fucking

seconds and allow scientists and whoever it else is make this make Judgment calls about what is best for the collective not for your Kid but for the collective because that is what we do as Americans and as good Humans we do what's best for the collective. It's not about You Necessarily, it's about the people around you and however, and how are those people doing? That's what we're all We do what's best for the collective. It's not about you, necessarily. It's about the people around you, and however, and how are those people doing?

That's what we're all about. We're all about you, and. Absolutely. And that's what we should be all about. But instead, you're making an ass of yourself, threatening people, committing acts of violence in some. Yeah, it's weird about the violence part. It's so fucked up.

What is going on? It's settled down. Is there collective mental illness going on, which I think is what is really happening? It might be. I don't want to get into the politics of it, because this is not about politics. It's really about science.

And that's what it should be about. Fucking science. We should do what's best. If you had a child, would you get them vaccinated? Yes. Would you do your research beforehand and ask your doctor? Yes.

Would you have some sleepless nights over whether or not vaccinations are gonna cause your child damage? Yes. Would you do your research beforehand and ask your doctor? Yes. Would you Have some sleepless nights over whether or not vaccinations are gonna cause your child damage. Me too. I did we did and we asked our doctors multiple doctors What do you think and to the last and friends that were in the medical research community? To the last you know a Facebook. Yeah, my friends on Twitter your medical community Dr. Henry Fonda. He like, my friends on Facebook, I wouldn't ask a fucking question to. I don't even know, I wouldn't even say hello to them, some of these people anyway.

So I asked them and you know what they said? Absolutely, vaccinations save lives. Yes. Absolutely, I understand why you're concerned and the reason why you're concerned is misinformation. That's why you're concerned, because people out there are saying things that have not been factually vetted out. They're not true.

So you're concerned. The great thing about the internet is that all kinds of information is at your fingertips. The bad thing about the internet is you can find all this information is that your fingertips too. And it's masquerading that the part that I hate is that it masquerades as news. You know, there's always fake news sites. Yes, yes, the Denver Post or maybe it's the Denver Post with the Denver Journal. The Denver Journal and the Denver exactly like a real news site.

Yes. Site would look. Yes. But it's not. It's not real. I have friends on Facebook that are spewing such craziness that I can't even believe. Check your source is what I would say. Yeah, and check your source.

And you should do your research. If you're concerned, you should do your research. But if you do your research, you'll probably figure out're there's not as much cause for alarm as you think there might it's not it's not anyway I wanted to show you one example which I actually think is really funny one example of one lady who came up to talk about COVID-19 completely went off the rails you want to hear this she I mean I don't even know where she's going with this but it's pretty funny I found this actually on TMZ, so I just want to give credit where credit is due Let me let me send you this TMZ is a good source

TMZ is a solid source of information That's true, but I mean this is a video. It's clearly taken. Yeah from a from a PTA meeting listen to this This is Bob Gibbett. Oh, oh wait. No, that's the wrong one. Sorry DTA me listen to this. This is Bob Gibbett. Oh, oh wait, no, that's the wrong one. Sorry Marge stone here comes Marge stone. All right, well, I'm just thankful that you all don't have the ability to Make a mask keep mandate and I was gonna talk about the need for a second high school But I was sidetracked by for the boys Pussy or the idea of pussy or the idea of Idea of pussy a Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican.

What? Ha, ha, ha, ha. People are mentally ill. This is like craziness. The funny thing is, this isn't the craziest thing I've ever heard on one of these PTA-Beaties. But she came up to talk about mask mandates. Then she was gonna talk about a new high school,

but now she's sidetracked by pussy and pussy and Mexicans and Mexicans. Take her out back, we boys, failure, then hand on the titties, put it in her coin box, put it in her coin hole, grab a hold of that braid, rub that calico. I love that. Whatever that is, that's great. That's great poetry right there. Is that from a rap song? No, it's from a book. It's from a famous book. Find that on page 39 of the book called Out of Darkness, which you can find at Hudson

bin middle school and BK middle school. I just want to say to Hudson BK middle school or whatever BK middle school or whatever that is. Can you please send me a copy of that book I'd like to read it. Yeah. That's good writing right there. Hand on the titty. Dick in the cornhole fingers on the Ricalico. What is it? Fingers on the Calico. That's great writing, actually. Dicking the Calico fingers on the, Dicking the Cornhole fingers on the Calico. All right, not gonna lie, I had a Google Cornhole because I have the game in the back of my yard,

but according... Why does it not surprise me that this lady has to Google what Cornhole means? This way. Yeah. Google that this lady has to Google what Cornhole means? This way. Google is this lady's best friend. Into Wikipedia, Cornhole is a sexualist slang, vulgarism, for anus. The term came into the use of the 1910s and the United States is verb form to Cornhole. 1910s. 1910s. 1910s. 1910s. What's a cone hole? It's an ass hole. What it is. Don't you

know that lady? You got to separate that ass and get right in there. That's what I'm talking about. 19 10 19 day and that's my time. That's when I was born. Yeah. You know what cone hole me? You know what you do? You take some good old horse grease and you slap it around someone's cone hole and you stick it right in. Dig in the cone hole fingers on the calico. I bet y'all know what calico means. It means pussy cat, pussy willow, pussy willow. The calico.

That's such great writing. Honestly, it's got a V to it. Hands on the d-d-fingers on the calico. Hands on the d-d-if, fingers on the calico. Hands on the d-d-if, fingers on your calico. Which came into usage in the 1930s means to have anal sex. Aino sex. By the way, the beeping you hear coming up

is someone on the student council telling her her time is up. I do not want my children to learn about anal sexy and middle school. You're done, You're done. You're done. Thank you. Your time is up.

Beep, beep. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Thank you. Oh my God.

Thank you, Mrs. Brad. Your time is up. Thank you, Mrs. Brad. Your time is up. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I Ain't no sex

I've never had anal sex I don't want to have anal sex. I don't want my kids having anal sex Why does that not surprise me? Maybe you need some anal soul. I want you to open mind a try N anal sex never kill me buddy. It starts focusing on education and not public health. Stone, you're on. Well you know what, lady, if this is the kind of attitude you have at the household, then maybe the teachers are the only ones left to teach their children about the facts of life. Nano Sex is a fact of life.

Writing and literature is a place where new ideas are born and bred. And yes, if you think for one second, your kid in eighth grade doesn't know what cornhole means, like you had to Google it, you are sadly out of touch with your children. Because I guarantee they know more about sex, obviously, they know more about sex than you do. I do not want to have anal sex, I do not want to learn about anal sex, and I do not want my children to have anal sex. Meanwhile, little Bobby's getting blow jobs in the back of the Baptist ministry.

I can care and fucking do it. What are people doing? You're losing your fucking minds, guys. Settle down. Everyone's settled down. For the good of the children, just settle down. Have a calm, rational discussion, and then when a decision made, the decision is made,

you have to get your smallpox vaccination to go into a fucking school why wouldn't you have to get a whatever a covid vaccination and I'm not saying this is not about politics I'm not saying right or left conservative or liberal I'm just saying protect the fucking kids and stop worrying about yourself and your fucking stupid agendas like worrying about whether or not a kid knows what a calico is. Everybody knows what a calico is. It's a pussycat. It's a pussycat. Cat.

I was digging deep in the ailes of the internet as I do. Yes, you do. And I found out, I found a video that's recently popped up online about sex dolls. And the man in this universe who owns more sex dolls than anybody else in the world. And I am so proud to, the commercial bridge is proud to present. An encore presentation of the man who owns the most sex dolls on earth. And his wife's into it too. The two of them, they're into it together. You want to hear more about these people? Yeah. Why not?

This is his wife Lizzy. And they have the largest love doll collection in the world. We have over 240 love dolls. That includes the blow up for Rollyah too as well. That's a lot of cornholes. That's a lot of dolls. I just should think about the storage on that. Yeah, listen, you stuff them everywhere. You put them in the attic, you throw them on the ceiling, you put them under your bed This guy's ready to Wow, this guy sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger

I Choose on these I choose on the house. It's a fun house to visit love Christmas time They solid dolls and the silicon ones These silicone dolls are also known as sex dolls and they're part of the estimated 15 billion dollar sex toy industry sex dolls and they're part of the estimated $15 billion sex toy industry. A majority of people buy love dolls for sex, but that's not the case with Bob. Yeah, right. Say it that. What is the case with Bob?

That's right. For me it's purely a collection. I've never made love or had sex with a doll at all. That's not what I do. I buy the dolls because I collect dolls. That's my favorite. He's a sex doll holder. He's a silica doll. I call bullshit on this.

It sounds like he's a sex doll holder. Yeah, he's a sex doll holder. He's never had sex once with any of these dolls. Any of these anatomically correct dolls that have vaginas and cornholes, callacos and cornholes, titties. Titties. I had that Google titties. And they mean bicycles. I've never once had a breast. I've never once felt a breast. I know what my children know. I know what my children know my children looking at my breasts

and cost upwards of $4,500 new that price includes the lingerie that price includes the Lodge Ray lingerie a lingerie would you say the launch ray launch ray launch launch right out of the chair under your back. That's launch. Done. Space mission six. Sixth all Betty onto John's cup of ready. Ten. All systems go.

Launch ray operation. Launch ray. I want you to give me a go-no-go. Vagina. Go, command. Go. Titties. Go, command. Go, command.

Go, command. Go, command. Go, command. Cornhole. Go, command. Lube vacation. All lubed up, command. Ready.

Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Lupercation, all lubed up command. Ready. Five, four, three, two, one. Woo! I like the launch. I like the idea of launching of a Jaina, right on to me. Instructions and a flower that represents the doll's

virginity. We constantly collect a flower. The flowers of the doll's version. It's just creepy. That represents the doll's virgin. I hope so. First of all, I hope so. Second of all, it's creepy. I'm not sure whether or not to be creeped out that by that or glad that they send a perfectly fresh, dry my way. A flower. Can you give me a discount on the I'm not sure whether or not to be creeped out that by that or glad that they send a perfectly fresh from you down my way. A flower.

Can you give me a discount on the one that's already spent around the block? I don't want the flower. I don't want the uh. Is it like a flower sticker that like you break if you try to? I don't even want to know. Yeah. I'm going to break it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna break its flour sticker. Ha ha ha ha.

I only have sex with it for one reason and one reason only. Let it know it's mine. Ha ha ha. I take its flour away. Right in its calico. So well I suppose it'll round about $150,000. Which is nearly equal to the value of their quaint home I suppose it'll run about $150,000. Which is nearly equal to the value of their quaint home on an acre of farmland in the British countryside.

But even with three bedrooms. We're no one can hear the doll scream right away. Yeah, or they might be storing them outside now that I think about it. They can't, you can't store it. Yeah, all right. Oh yeah, that's true. Well, there's something proof. Yeah.

Groups finding enough space to properly store these 240 space. I knew it. It's true. It's a problem. Pretty dolls can be a challenge. Bob and Lizzie keep them everywhere in the living room, kitchen, and a dozen in the spare bedroom. Hey, how you have the head? Hey, hey, can I get another coffee? Oh, that was just a doll. Yeah, I'm just sorry. That's a doll. What about you? Oh, Cindy Barbara? All these are dolls. Feeding time is tough around here. Cindy Barbara, what would you like to eat? Danielle's a picky bitch.

She's a picky bitch. She's a vegan. You have legs. They also found an unusual storage method that is affordable, safe, and easy to use. We put them in a trunk of my car. I'm wondering what this is. I don't know. I didn't listen. They take them apart and put him in the refrigerator, I guess. I don't know. We got it. Yeah. Actually, you're right. OK. OK. A couple of minutes. All right.

That's it. Down in she goes. We've got some of the men coffins, because it's a nice secure box to put them in. OK. That's gone. Oh, shit on this one. We just crossed into our whole other room.

I am calling bullshit. The story of the main coffin. Not only do you have the sex dolls, but you also have coffins. And you don't have sex with them. And I'm calling bullshit on this one. This guy's like a necrophilia. They're probably having sex with them inside the coffins.

Well, I gotta say this, at least this guy's having sex with dead sex dolls and I'm like dead humans. Yeah. But that's his, I think that's his thing. I think he's into dead people. He's into necrophilia and so he's, you know, I don't have sex with him.

That's just gross. It's just disgusting. I don't believe for one second that you collect dolls. Life-sized dolls. Life-sized. So that you can never have sex with him. I think that's what you're telling your wife to keep this collection going.

Yeah. I don't have sex with him. I just like to collect them. It's kind of like Brian's Dick Tracy collection. Hey, where are we going to put all these? Well, you know, we could buy a coffin. Could put them in coffins because. We could buy some coffins.

I mean, when you think about taking up space, coffins do not take up any additional space. It's a great place to put sex dolls. We can stack the coffins to the ceiling. We'll put some in our bedroom. No one will know when they come over. Do you mind if I sleep in the coffin with one of put sex dolls. We can stack the coffins to the ceiling, we'll put some in our bedroom. No one will know when they come over. Do you mind if I sleep in the coffin with one of the sex dolls?

It really saves on space, honey. IT will be in the coffin with the sex doll. Don't mind those noises on fixing her flower. It's our canico. That's it. But Bob doesn't only collect and store the dolls, he lives with them. And although many women might regard these sex toys as a threat to their marriage, Lizzy, his wife, sees them as a relationship saver.

Wow, that's sad. Lizzy thinks her lucky stars. That she doesn't have to have sex with Bob either. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We also were away for Bob and I to spend time together. Ha ha ha! Together! We didn't do anything much together before we had the dolls. It changed a lot once we got the dolls. Thank you. All right. Thank you.

Hand me her vagina so I can wash it out, put it in a dishwasher, thank you. Ha ha ha ha! Oh my god. Do you mind handing me some simple green so I can clean my nippers? You just like to do anything together for like cooking. No, no, no, no. Didn't like any of that music. Never saw a movie together. Never went to a concert. I mean, I don't even think he showed it to the wedding quite frankly. The dolls brought it. But the dolls brought us all together. Thank you. See, one John's having sex with them. What I do is I come by and I smack his

ass, it really turns them on. And that's the thing we do together. I also clean all the dolls afterwards. That's the thing we do together. I can be proud of the marriage we've built. My parents should live there were alive. They'd really be proud of me. They did work. Coffins and sex dogs. Coffins. It's just a little thing that we do together. Get her in there. He puts her in there.

When we buy the new coffin, Bob likes me to try it out for a couple of weeks. It tells me to be quiet. So I don't bother the other dolls. It's a thing we do together. Sometimes, bauble timey up in the basement with the other dolls, and it's a thing we do together. We learn, hey, it tells me I'm learning how to make knots. Oh, no, I don't tie them myself. We tie them on, we do it together, and that makes me happy. Our therapist would be proud.

Who's your therapist? It's Jeannie, one of the dolls that says the picture. It's the doctor doll. But it's the thing we do together. We go to therapy. Bob talks on her behalf because of she, of course she can't talk. I'm not an idiot. But Bob says we're doing really well together.

Jeannie keeps telling us to keep on going the same direction. It's really helping. By basically doing everything Bob wants, but we're doing it together. I'm keeping my mental sanity. I wanted to divorce once, but it wasn't something we could do together, so. Sounds like Juney's got a problem.

One for Maffy. Drink your tea and eat your biscuit, Maffy. Oh, Maffy. Maffy's his favorite doll. Drink your tea and eat your biscuit. Sometimes Maffy doesn't eat her tea and biscuit. We, Maffy and Maff, have to have sex on the floor. But we're doing it together, so...

I guess it's all good. Macy! Sometimes Macy gets out of line and Bob asks me to beat her while he watches video camera, sells it on you porn, but we're doing it together, so... There's that. You'll have to go to bed without supper. I like to have a chat with the dolls and I say to them, you're very naughty. And for Bob and Lizzie, maintaining their doll collection requires lots of TLC. Yeah, she needed that.

Yeah. Yeah. What would that be? Yeah. You're very naughty. You're going to go to bed without any stuff. You're going to go to bed without any supper, mayfy. Mayfy.

Which is the most fucked up name I've ever heard, mayfy. Yeah, on top of them telling me when she's going to be with this I'm going to take one of your fingers off may be If you don't eat you're what does she say back nothing usually but then Bob pizza up and sometimes me too But you know we do it together together so I guess it's okay I wish we had neighbors, but we live on a farm so I guess we're doing that together too hiding

It takes about an hour to clean each doll with a mixture of mild soap and warm water So is not to dry out the silicone. Well, yeah, you wouldn't want to do that because you're not having sex with them. And you're holding dinner. Yeah, you're with holding dinner with these dolls. It may be especially, it seems like Macy's getting picked up.

Macy. Yeah, Macy. The skin is silicon, it's a solid silicon. And all the feels know, it should feel the cheeks and then that have to feel smooth and more like a human skin. But for Bob, beauty is only skin deep. Although each doll comes with its own hair, eyes and face. And vagina, she's throwing that out there, the sex that I've come with, removable vaginas. Bob has purchased many extras because about once a week he likes to give them a facelift. So we put the new face on, then I put some water on the eyes before I put them in to lubricate them. You're all like... Once a week, Bob asked me to put on some new makeup with the dolls.

I don't think this is right. Of course it's right, what are you talking about? I think you're just not in the mirror. I don't know if it's exactly illegal, but it seems like it. I don't know if it's illegal either, actually. It's never... Not the bother to ask. Bob took my phone away from me in 1992, but we do it together. So. Oh my God. Are you upset now? No, no, no dinner for you. Everything was pretty upset and

upsetting before, but now now it's really upsetting. I know the feeling, but after five to ten years, it starts to wear off. You become numb to it, really. He's changing all the eyes and hair. Well, he tried to change out my eyes. It didn't work. Told him to get a dog. I didn't have dinner for all that's for rats.

Yes. Thank you. I'll be back here with Macy. Trying to get it to eat us up up. I quite like the ones with the bigger eyes. And then, of course, the next thing is put the wig on. Amazing change. Even TLC knows this is fucked up as the music is indicating.

Ah, it's murderer. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. I think she looks okay. Who says blondes have more fun? But for Bob, there is one special blonde, Jessica, a German engineered doll that Bob paid $11,000 for. Jesus. Jessica.

Jessica. I don't like Jessica, really. I think something might be going on between Bob and her. I love the Bob and her. I've never noticed she's taken away time from me and Bob together. I'm talking to Mayfee about it now. $11,000 you timed that time to $150,000. Yeah.

That's, I don't know what that is. $7 million, but that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. A lot of money. She was a very expensive doll. She weighs around about 110 pounds. Jessica has an internal heating system that can raise her temperature to a hot blooded 99.5 degrees,

which unfortunately increases her weight. No way that one single guy is going to pick her up. So I invite you some of my friends over every Tuesday. And what we do is we play a game of poker and then we all have poker. How do you know what I'm saying, Chrissy? Do you want to come over to my estate out in the woods in England and to help me in Mayfield? Clean up around the house.

I mean Jessica. Whatever her name is. Doesn't really matter, doesn't. It's just a plastic all my dad says. 260 years. That's 260 of them. 316 of which are in coffins. I don't know. I'm not sure where all of them are buried. We had visitors ones but Bob said it was best that they went in the coffin But we did it together so I think you know it it's it's a it's a two-man thing I bet it is for Bob it all started when he was a kid I had teddy bears and I still got my teddy bear now You know dolls were around and different dolls had different expressions. And, you know, I liked that. Then we know I collected a few mannequins and saw the silicon dolls. And just had a fascination with what, well,

wonder what it would be like to have one. And looked on the internet, saw a second hand doll, thought, well, I'll buy the doll. And the first thing I got was second hand. Second hand doll. I would never buy a second hand, sex doll. I wouldn't buy a first hand, sex doll, if I'm being honest. But I mean, a second hand, sex doll, just sounds a little creepy.

And by the way, I had a teddy bear when I was a kid too. I didn't, I don't have it now. Now. And I didn't, I didn't collect mannequins. Who collects a mannequin? Well, they did one time want that full-sized Dictrazy poster in the window. That's a different story. We know your Dictrazy bubble.

That's all things. I'm going to go back and watch that movie. I'm going to let you know of that. If that, if my expectations of the movie, and my thoughts around it, oh, it's not good at all. I don't remember it being good. I just want to go back and watch. Yeah.

And all those cartoon characters that Dustin Ha, whatever his name is. What's his name? Warren Beatty. Beverly, would you start behind in the White Dress? The collection then sort of got started. I would, you know, when you're a collector, it has become a bit of an obsession.

Eight years and over 200 dollars later, you know, when your a collector has become a bit of an obsession. Eight years and over 200 dolls later, Bob is still on the lookout for new and slightly used dolls with fresh faces and interesting expression. They don't get that flower there, Bob, do they? Now the flower sticker has been new and slightly used. Do you not find anything, I mean, all this is disturbing, but do you not find that,

like, I can understand having one sex doll, or even the guy who had four sex dolls, you know, because he was kind of lonely, his wife died, he had four sex dolls. At least he was being honest about what it was for. It's for companionship. I wanna have sex with him, right? I wanna, they make me happy.

I wanna have sex with him, I like them. This guy's just, he's like, putting him in coffins and I don't have sex with him and I'm looking for used ones, used ones. Why would you want a used sex doll? It's fucking gross man. But they do have brothels where you go and have sex with. That's right.

With a prostitute sex doll, so shits. When I'm looking for a new doll, I would look for a completely different face. I think quite that's a really good expression to be able to see the doll in. He recently found one of his favorite brands of doll listed online for sale by a private owner. Bob Gibbons, I've been looking at one of the dolls at you. There's brands that you pay attention to, is that like getting an Eddie Barrow Jeep? I get Google Alerts! He's got a Google Alert.

Bing, bing, bing, bing. It's your favorite brand, Zola Sale. Look, Bob Gibbons, the world's biggest pivot, is put out of new doll. He said sex with it a bunch. It's slightly used. It wouldn't worn out. Slightly used.

What does that mean? Is that like you had sex with it less than a hundred times? It's less than a thousand. But it's slightly used. Oh my god. Does that mean it's going to beat enough? Yes. Something. Oh, Lee, I need to dig further in. I need to figure it out. I'll report back. You've got to add

the tallest. Most used sex styles can be bought at a discount for obvious reasons. Thanks, Tielsey and Alterman. Thanks, Tielsey. For all your three things. It's sex with a bunch of other men. Your virgin has she ever been used for sex at all, or, um, yeah, a couple of times, I see. Uh, what sort of condition is the doll in and based on the owner, what kind of condition is it?

A couple of times I see. What would you, did he say your virgin doll? No, he said, are you a virgin doll? He said, is it a virgin doll? Is it a virgin doll? And then he goes, and then he goes, and then he goes, oh, it says sex a couple of times I see. Could you give me a round about number?

30, 40, 700 really, okay. Well, perfect. Is it ever been cleaned? been cleaned no okay don't worry about it send it all stanky ranky over to English countryside home number one if I pay you when you send it in a coffin. Oh my god. No, I insist it doesn't be cleaned. So out there. Oh my god. That's right. That's real. Yes. Very much so. It's a nightmare. I've been living for two decades, but we do it together. So it's our nightmare. Together. No, it's not important doing. Slightly used.

He fed sex with it a couple of times out. Ow. Any other thing in life that someone's what has said, like if I want to go buy a MacBook, then someone said, I've had sex with it a couple of times. I'd be like, oh, okay, well, I'll call around. I'll get you back to you. Let me get back to you.

But no, this particular item. Let me talk ever with my wife. I love it. Send it right over. Perfect. Does it have a particular smell to it? Great. Wonderful.

I have an appetite for smelly, yold, sex dolls in coffins. Nurse description. Bob's thinking this could be a real steal. Okay, that's falling, yeah. If the doll was... Can I take the eyes out to hit that? Please. It could be a real steal.

Can I take the leg off of it? Please. He has found a good one. Please. It's still a virgin. It could be worth nearly $6,500. But since the owner guarantees that she's been used sparingly, Bob negotiates to pay only $4,600.

With the ship in an old clothes and the extra set of eyes, if you throw all that in, $4,600, that's great. Extra set of eyes. Extra set of eyes. Extra set of eyes. Do you have any extra for ginus? Oh my god. Do you have a change of pubic hair? No? Well, okay.

4,500 none of Pennymore. I drive a hard bargain. Like with shipping in the coffin in the coffin not clean What a creep Lovely, although these nigger lovely lovely Gossiations can be sensitive and purchases of this type are mostly kept private. No, what are you gonna do right at up in the local newspaper? Hilly, hilly, read all about it.

Bob from Creepy Country House number seven down the street with one acre of land in a wife we haven't seen since 1987, purchase is slightly used, sex doll with extra vagina and two extra sets of eyes. And a launch pad. And a launch tray. And a launch tray. Breaking news. I'm Jeannie Herrler with BBC New World News. This just in.

Bob, the guy who keeps creepily his dolls inside a coffin, and his wife outside of one, in Country House number seven in the countryside of Old England, has decided to buy yet another used sex doll. Transferred to this after 16 separate complaints with his neighbors for the smell coming out of his garage Is gay Raj Is gay Raj. I love how English say garage gay Raj Bob and Lizzie are not shy about bringing the dolls out of the house. Oh, what you're seeing? Oh God Where are they going? I don't know. I have to know shy about bringing the dolls out of the house. Sometimes people do not wonder whether or not they're real or not. These sex dolls do not look anything like real human beings. I'm sorry they just do not.

Month. Bob and Lizzie dress up one of the dolls and take them on an adventure. The country fair. Music lessons. Moeng the lawn. So they can take pictures. Oh we know, mom. And later push the money.

Moeng the lawn. He sings way 110 pounds. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Dying up to the front of the lawnmork Tracking them back behind A double-seated riding lawnmork

Look dear bobs out throwing his lawn with what's the name? Nae-fi Nae-fi Mayfee? Mayfee? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is why you don't do things together! This is how marriages break apart! Internet, for other love doll collectors to enjoy. It's quite nice to take the dollies out and about and of course do some photos and pictures. Today, they're taking just Steen out for a jaunt in her naughty police girl outfit. Oh my god! This is so weird. And of course, they know the perfect backdrop

to take a few pictures, the local police station. Here we are. Bob, a professional mechanic in Wilder, designed and built a special steel stand to allow Justine to go on, goes right up her corno. He's posing her in front of the police station Do you ever notice that some of these collect this some of these like people who are really out there?

They're like have no shame about what they're doing. Yeah, nothing. Yeah, let me just pose it in front of the world And God and everybody else out there. Oh my God two more one more minute of this. It's almost on troll Yeah everybody else out there. Oh my God, one more minute. It's almost done. Troll. Okay. Yeah. It's almost done. I get so Chrissy's getting nauseated. Yeah, it's getting worse. I'm step-seller. Yeah, come on, more. Keep going. Keep coming. Keep coming. Keep coming. That's what she said. That's what I know. Okay, I'm just a little bit.

I just sort of turn her like that. Smile, Justin. Oh. Oh. Oh. You're not allowed to do that, Bob. I'm sorry, Bob. I'm gonna have to arrest Justin for the next 15 to do that, Bob. I'm sorry, Bob. I'm gonna have to arrest Justine for the next 15 to 30 minutes,

but I'll be right back with her. You don't mind if I take her in the cell for a quick whoop-do-do-you. A quick shot in the cornhole with a calico, do you mind? In the cornhole with a calico. No. No. Good for you. Yes, it's all wrong. The whole thing is wrong, but that's what we do here at the in the corner with the Gallic-o. No. No. Good for you.

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All right, that's it. Okay, listen calm down at the school meetings spare your children. Yes, it's all I got to say it's getting insane It's getting insane. Oh Tcb the brand tcbpodcast.com is where you go. That's right. You can find out more about this brand new website. Thanks to Astrid. For all of her hard work, that's where you can go to claim your collectible Tcb stickers. How do you do that? Well, go to the website for more information about let me give you one of the ways.

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I think I'm thoroughly disgusted. I mean honestly that guy's taking the shit to a whole new level I don't know I don't level. I don't know. I don't ask me. I don't know. I just find it and I put it up here. I just like the weird stuff, but even some of this stuff gets a little bit too far from me. Like putting it in the coffins and just the-

The coffins to get to a whole other level. And the diminutive, like the diminutive sound of his wife's voice makes me think that there's some weird fucking wacky shit going on in that house out, you know what I mean? The big, good big, good big. Okay, well I guess I'll say this, I love you. I love you, Brian. And best of you, Chrissy.

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