The Commercial Break - Best Of: It's Aliens...Of Course It Is!
Episode Date: January 27, 2023Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy review a clip that birthed a thousa...nd noise complaints. It's the aliens...because, of course it is! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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On this episode of the Commercial Break
Hey cats and kittens, it's me again, Christina, the audio producer for TCB.
Brian and Chrissy are still taking a break, lazy bastards, so you're stuck with me for
now.
If you like me, you might have come to TCB Mid-Season.
And then when you heard that terrible sound at the beginning of the episode,
you know the one I mean, yeah, the one that sounds like a cat being dragged through the streets.
You probably thought, what in the hell was that?
Well, here's the explanation.
It's aliens, because of course it is from episode 230.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
I learned that Demi Lovato had a brand new television show and it's all about her encounters with
UFOs. She actually video recorded of UFO sighting that she had and to me it looks pretty convincing
actually. I'm glad she got it on tape. Yeah, I'm glad she got it on tape too, because there else she'd just be the
monster of your celebrity.
Yeah, she'd be like the guy from Blink 182.
Anyway, so,
Ike Deck got me interested in watching the show.
I watched a couple of episodes,
and Demi Lovato is still a very attractive woman.
Yes, she's great.
I wonder if, you know,
she gets an alien deck out of this, you know what I'm saying?
Well, she's bi, so.
She's a bi, the way. She's non-bion airing, you know what I'm saying? Well, she's bi, so it'd be the way.
She's non-bion airing is what she says and she is bi.
She's fluid.
She is fluid.
What do they call it?
Yep.
And I'm sure the aliens are fluid too.
They've got to be.
They've got to be.
Like, you think they care about which gender they're having sex with?
No.
The Romans didn't.
No, it's only in the 1980s that we get all upset about gay people.
That's it.
I mean, that's it.
It's only since Reagan and we've been so obsessed with about gay people? That's it. I mean, that's it.
It's only since Reagan and we've been so obsessed
with what other people do in the bedroom.
Fuck off, who cares?
Give me shit.
The Romans were fucking anything with the whole,
all over the place, and they didn't care
where they were just having fun.
They were.
All right, to each their own.
So I decided I'd go back to a fetish I'd heard about
many, many times, which is alien sex.
Like lots of, it seems like women, especially,
are very interested in alien sex.
And I thought I would find a video.
If it was a bad time here on Earth.
I mean, don't most women, isn't that just one of those things?
You just turned them, turned them alien.
Asher and I were talking about this last night.
Don't ask me why, Asher and I were talking about this last night. Don't ask me why. Asher and I were talking about this last night.
We're talking about how a woman really has to just like the whole, there has to be a whole
thing.
It's like a whole head, heart, body.
It all has to be in it in the moment, working together in conjunction with each other to
really feel intimate and turned on.
Right?
It doesn't mean us to be a lengthy encounter.
It means it just has to be working in unison, right?
Unless it's just you're fucking somebody so fucking hot
that doesn't matter who it is, doesn't matter how good
they are, they're just gonna, you know, jizz anyway.
But then men were like physiologically built
to just like spread our seeds.
So it doesn't really matter, we're just,
ah!
Yeah, yeah, it's way more visual for men and way more mental for women. In fact, right? Scientific facts, one out of 10
dentist degree. So this has been sponsored by oral bee. sponsored by oral bee, oral blow You're the world of jobs. Keep your mouth fresh while you're sucking that guy.
So I think that most women that you would talk to would say that they've had really
unpleasurable sexual experiences before because maybe part of it is that in that particular
moment, everything just wasn't working together and all of a sudden it became either comical,
boring or upsetting, right?
It was just like, oh, this is not, I'm not here.
I'm not here.
Meanwhile, talk to how,
ask a guy, how many unpleasant sexual experiences
they have had?
What's that?
What's that?
What?
What?
What?
Who's fucking me?
I'm cooking to get here.
Yeah. The truth is that I can think of a few,
but it's because they were comical upsetting or boring,
right?
They were actually those things.
Not it wasn't in my head.
It was, you know, we had the gobbler.
Gobbler!
We had the person who did not move whatsoever.
Yeah, it was really weird.
It was like having sex with a dead bar.
And I learned after I had dated her
that that was actually turned her on.
Oh.
Like kind of playing dead, letting it happen.
Like you said, letting it happen.
Whatever, whatever.
Did I say that?
Uh, yes, you just did.
Like three minutes ago.
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What's the name again commercial break who made that name up?
I'm on a podcast That's crazy
So I went around and I searched around for videos with people that talking about their encounters sexual encounters
With aliens like to hear one?
Yes, of course.
This is a couple that, well, I'll let them explain themselves.
This is another British documentary here.
And it's the wrong one, there you go, right there.
British documentary, go to TC,
go to, don't go to TC.
Go to youtube.com slash the commercial break,
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We also do the same thing on YouTube
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we don't have any subscribers
All right, here we go
This is Alice Haggity
She's the divorce mother of three who now lives with her boyfriend Pat Marka Tillio and the other ones not to make fun of Alice here But Alice looks like an alien and he looks like he's from
1970s Vegas you remember that video game leisure 1970s Vegas. You remember that video game,
a leisure suit Larry? Do you remember the video game where he thought hot tub Larry or whatever
it was? Yeah. That x-rated video game that came out right when computers were around and they had
like the little... this guy. He's got his shirt on, but he's got a gold chain. He's right.
He's got a black hair. This guy's sexy.
Unremarkable.
If I was having sex with that,
I'd probably pretend I was having sex with Ailey and the two.
Yes.
Sub of the Trenton, New Jersey.
There's one, huh?
Oh, yeah.
There's one, look at that.
That's a fly and alien,
cuck right there.
That's how we just saw it.
Look at that, Ailey and Venus.
They're just sitting out in lawn chairs.
Yeah.
There's one right there.
Yep.
And the fraud daylight.
Doctor, you have a chance.
And that she has seen them throughout her life.
Even if for a long time, no one would believe her.
Wow.
I'm assuming no one still does believe her.
These people live in.
What does that show?
Extreme hoarders?
Yeah.
This is extreme hoarding.
Anytime it's organized hoard.
Anytime it's organized hoard.
It's warm.
Anytime you put a stained pillow
on top of your couch cushions to sit on,
it's probably an indication of how clean your house is.
I'm just sharing that.
Right.
I told my mother at one time that I was seeing these beings.
This is when I was seven years old, eight years old.
And I was told I was seeing demons
that I was fooling around with stuff that I shouldn't be.
It was,
like mavajana.
Oh, it's not.
It's not this lady's out there, dude.
It's hard because I'm not a liar.
You know, I'm not making up stories.
These things were really happening.
Okay, so this is a husband and a wife that are sitting together.
So wife is in a Mumu, a literal Walmart Mumu.
She's got Horned Rim glasses on.
Huge glasses. Huge glasses that make her eyes look like alien eyes.
Classable perm with some bang. Yeah, then the roots from 1997. Yeah. And then we've got leisure suit Larry who's got his hair slick back.
He's got a Hawaiian shirt on with a gold chain. Yeah, gold gold ring rings, gold chains. He's got his shirt open.
He seems like he might be.
He seems relaxed.
Yeah, he seems relaxed.
And when she said, I'm not a liar.
Like that's my girl.
He said, I'm not a liar.
He put his hand to his face.
Like, oh, here she goes again.
But everything changed when Alice met Pat.
The two of you are beginning a strange journey.
They met at a UFO conference.
There's not that there is no skeptic when it comes.
There's some feeds, do they?
Stylians.
In fact, he's downright obsessive.
He's collected pretty much every UFO publication ever published.
ReelSexed 20, intimate session.
Yes.
Wait, I just saw a tape that said ReelSexed 20.
Call for Bob on Nephan Cosby.
That was an HBO.
Each PEO is calling.
Press one to accept the charges from Sork.
Hey, it's me, Bob. What's going on?
We'd like to come down and do some fucking
And you get the HPO documentary career there. Yeah, no problem. I got you covered.
When are you coming on the 19th circular of the moon?
We'd like a hot Zork cock.
Zork. I don't know where I made that up but I love it.
This is a zork. Yeah this guy is a full on fetish freak. Look at that alien erotic
a secret files. Could you please find a way to make sure that these tapes do not
get out. Oh I got you covered. I've got a VHS tape I'll write secret
files on it. No one will ever see it.
Thank you. Is that the best security Earth has to offer?
It's the top of the line technology. I'm gonna break the little tabs so it can't be recorded over.
You are great Bob. Thank you. You will get much alien pegging when you get there.
I love the pegging.
Oh my gosh. It's too. Naturally, I loved up begging. Oh my God. It's two.
Naturally, their relationship blossomed.
And then an unplanned.
It was awesome.
Like a flower.
Naturally.
On the moon.
These two.
And if events get the post-acoustic.
He had me a real sex one.
You had me an alien dick, honey.
You had me an Ali and Jiz.
The first time you said, Zorn, come, I was like,
oh, yes, use my girl.
That's my girl.
Use the one.
Alice came to me and said that she was pregnant.
And I said, oh, my goodness, you know,
and we were surprised.
We were both surprised.
She would, don't worry, that maybe he could come live with us.
I'm sore.
Yeah.
The first time she said she was pregnant, I was like, oh, well, there's another one I got
to throw away her phone number two.
Was that Christmas Eve?
Christmas Eve.
And there was a big four- inch spot a blood on her bed
And she felt that she wasn't pregnant any longer
Called a miscarriage
Bob yeah
It could have been a miscarriage
But for Alice and Pat is the guy
But for Alice and Pat, there's a lot of scary and the same guy from ICTV. ICTV? ICTV? Whatever, ICTV. ICTV. ICTV.
Yeah, no, I don't, I'm sure that they share a lot of the same narrators.
Okay.
Splenation. Aliens.
Aliens.
They had taken the baby.
They take, they took our baby.
Most miscarriages happened around two months.
I was beyond that.
So I knew that something more was happening to me.
Aliens.
Aliens.
That's the first explanation I always go to.
Aliens, you go to the doctor.
Who dragged the rest of the milk
God damn aliens
Where my keys
Fucking aliens
Everything on a Oh shit me is diaper
God damn aliens
There's so mischievous
Why is anybody listening to the commercial break?
Helian!
Fucking aliens, God damn it
I'll get those aliens
Don't let me know when they're coming. I'm gonna get them
Oh my god, this is That's a natural conclusion
Uh, she had a miscada they took the baby
Hey, Bob, it's us the zorks
Don't worry to get it safe with us
We're using him.
He's on a hamster wheel.
It's currently propelling our ships through space.
His name is Davide.
Found out that I was actually given an alien's, my babies.
Why are they showing that like little...
This is just like a weird, they're trying to be trendy documentary.
It's like it's a piece of shit.
It's show windshimes.
It's show windshimes.
Oh, alien, the windshimes go hand in hand.
Why the times just shines?
That's it.
What?
Why are my French fries cold?
Winchimes are aliens.
One of the two.
Not sure.
Fucking Winchimes are aliens.
That then goes together like Winchimes are aliens.
Ice cream and apple pie.
Chef relays and cold beers.
Winchimes.
The aliens.
Yep. The Wood aliens come and take Alice's baby. Shev relays and cold beers, winchimes, the aliens.
Yep.
And would aliens come and take Alice's baby?
She's convinced it's because the baby was not actually Pat's,
but the product of one of her alien encounters,
and the good news is that the baby didn't die.
The good news.
Good news.
That's the good news. The baby didn't die. The bad news is.
This is how it's not as a happy ending. We're not entirely
He's being tortured by aliens
Did this is he didn't die the bad news is I would entirely sure where he is
Good news is he didn't die the bad news is I was cheating on Bob with a alien
That must have been great news to Bob Bob's like if it's not mine. Who's is it?
Fucking aliens
Oh
Aliens is a good cop out
It really is I'm it's under you
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Well, Alice says that on one of her trips into space,
she-
Elon Musk's center of the visit.
Elon Musk got winded, tweeted back at her.
Free trip to see your zonk child.
Oh, that Elon Musk, he's saving the world, isn't he?
He really is.
Introduced to hundreds of such alien human hybrid babies.
Oh well.
Maybe he knows all the other babies that the wackin tree guy was.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they're playing on the playground together.
We don't know. You may not have heard this episode.
It may not have been out yet, whatever.
Anyway, we reviewed a guy who claims to have had sex
with alien named Crescent for over 66 years.
But he failed to ask her why she liked Victor.
But he had like 150 alien babies that he saw
in a glass case one time, yeah.
He's six to eight inches.
The hair was very, very fine, very little of it.
You could see the skeletal system through the skin.
You can't look in the skin.
Oh, translucent skin.
But, you know, I'd be no good for me.
I need a zonetanning bed.
It's in the tanning bed.
But if you have to think about it,
if you're living in space and you're constantly
traveling through space and there's no sun,
I guess your skin would just turn translucent, right?
But here's another question.
What kind of drugs are these people?
I know, but I want some.
Didn't Jersey just legalize mushrooms and acid?
They did, I think, right?
Normal, but you could see knowledge in the eyes unnatural knowing that they had the knowledge
of the universe that they were much more intelligent than I could ever be.
Bob's like, let's go back to watching Real Sex 20.
Hey honey, you want?
I just did it for the erotic.
You want to put on...
Whatever she says.
You want to put on alien amulet and get it on?
Yeah.
So sorry honey, I haven't had it.
I knew it.
Really?
Morning to Alice.
Her responsibilities don't end with breeding.
The aliens have occasionally abducted her for a brief spell of alien wet nursing.
Wet nursing!
They're bringing her up to breastfeed!
Yeah!
You mean the aliens didn't have that park covered?
Yeah.
I didn't think that through.
Alright Bob.
This is Zork from Ork.
I just had sex with your wife. Many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many times.
Unfortunately, I didn't buy any.
Four of you love it.
I didn't buy any Gerber baby food.
Do you mind if I borrow your wife's dits?
God damn it, alien.
It's fucking with my life.
It wasn't my fault, it was... A winch!
What I was on board, I had to put my hand on this cylinder coming up out of the floor or whatever, and I could feel all my energy draining into the silver.
It's time to picture of this. This is like a glory hole to me.
This picture is hilarious. I mean, there's no Picasso.
I'm having no plan. What did you expect?
I just stick figure.
My hands on come.
There's a hole in the floor and there's a dick coming out of the floor.
And they had me put my hands on it, drained all my energy.
That's because that's an alien glory hole.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I have seen this before.
Wow.
And I was told that, you know, it's Mother's Love for the babies.
And somehow they put the energy into the babies and storage tank of Mother's Love for the babies. And somehow they put the energy into the babies.
And...
Storage tank of Mother's Love.
Of course.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh.
Welcome back to the ship, Karen.
Please go put your hands on the Mother's Love stick.
Now, rub furiously and vigorously.
Yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, more mother's love.
Don't mind what's coming out of the mother's love stick that is mother's love.
We are collecting it.
This is weird.
It says on here storage tank of mother's love energy or life energy.
I think in human terms, that's called a used t-shirt.
Possibly a towel.
We are collecting mothers love. Keep rubbing, go and keep rubbing. I don't know. This is crazy. Karen's back and I'll make it. Look at that space.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Karen's back and I'll make it.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
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It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. This is crazy.
Karen's whacking on me.
It's like it's that space.
Yeah, it says base.
It looks like a ball.
A testicle.
I kept rubbing the base.
They kept telling me the mother's
loves coming through just fine, Karen.
Keep on rubbing.
And wait a minute.
You're going to see a new mother's lipstick come out of the ground. Don't worry
It might have a different color maybe it's gonna bend to the other way. Oh
My god Karen you've been tricked by the aliens got to keep going
Not live without the human touch
was like I was the universal
Wacker offer
I was the alien master
That's what I did. I got an important position
Bater of the universe.
Love machine, you know, for the babies.
A milk machine for the babies.
An Alice isn't the only one to claim to have given birth to hybrids.
Oh, okay, we're going to a...
Oh, got up.
He was after her encounters with the reptilian alien.
Pamela says she woke up one night,
start naked,
and surrounded by alien beings
who led her into a room inside a spaceship.
Where some tiny figures were waiting.
Why are they showing children?
Why are they showing children?
That's a little weird.
Sorry, I'm getting a little flashback from it all now.
Oh my God, this is, yeah.
There's a blonde bombshell on the screen right now.
I mean, she's a little bit older, but you can tell that
she's a good looking attractive woman.
And she's all sexed out.
She's got a see through shirt on with a lace.
She was sitting by the pool on a lacy dress.
Unless she'd lacy dress and she'd been taken to a room with children apparently.
First sex, I don't know.
There were four little girls who rushed over and grabbed my arms and started calling me mommy.
Get off me! I'll know you.
Get it. Yeah a little brax!
Welcome, Danielle!
And I woke up in the grocery store.
The children are going to take you to the mother's love stick.
We need a new mother love, milker.
We want to try you out for a couple of weeks.
I was too freaked out to embrace them, and I kept saying,
let me go, and they said, Mommy don't go.
And I said, let me out of here, get away from me.
And all of a sudden, it felt like I fell back through the door.
I woke up in K-Mart, I worked on my side, I had been on a drugbed door. I woke up in K-Mart.
I was working on a truck enter.
And that's what I woke up about the rusty nail bar.
Ha ha ha.
And Kenneth was trying to stuff a key fold of cocoa,
but I know it's saying, you got to wake up girl.
You're kids are here.
You nodded out.
Your kids are outside in the car.
All four of them.
They were just in here screaming,
mubby, mubby.
I don't know what pills you're on, Karen,
but you got to get it in somewhere else.
My dad started.
Oh my god.
And I was so panicked, and I can't remember
when I have been more afraid.
I noticed my arms were kind of sore, and I looked down,
and I saw little dime-like bruise marks noticed my arms were kind of sore and I looked down and I saw little
dime-like bruise marks on my arms where my daughters had been grabbing me. It hit
me that I must have been through something truly physical. Yes it's it's called
the crystal meth binge. It's called ayahuasca and you shouldn't do it around the children.
Oh my god.
Okay, just another couple of minutes here.
So yeah, it was pretty scary, especially for someone who never wanted children.
You didn't pay, you didn't have them.
You never wanted them.
You never wanted them.
You never wanted them.
All those pregnancies just went straight up to Zork. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The other thing.
Ah, yeah. See, that makes a whole lot more sense now.
God, I love being in on the joke. If we can call it a joke.
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