The Commercial Break - Best Of: Meet Adam...The Liar!

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy meet Adam Lyons for the first time via his course on how to make your social profile a perfect 10! EP297: Adam The Liar! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of the Commercial Break Hey friends, it's me again, Christina. I know, I know. You're wondering where the hell Brian and Chrissiar are. And honestly, some am I. No one is answering my messages. So I guess we're gonna just keep sifting through the drags of TCB until someone gains to answer me. And unlucky for us, there's a shitload of drags. This next segment is one of my personal thaves. From episode

230, it's every guy I've ever dated. I mean, Adam the liar. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. media. He doesn't seem to be taking son of bias. Yeah, he's first of all, second of all, this guy is like mystery. He shows up in some, you know, hotel room, puts up a whiteboard and a plant. Yeah, he has six people behind him clapping about what? I'm so clapping for him. Welcome. Well, good. You watching this video right now on social media are incredibly high. Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, wherever you are watching this. And yet, I wanna ask you one question. The energy that you put into online dating,

like your online dating profile, does it match the energy that you put into being attractive on social media? I see it all the time, especially nowadays with Facebook dating, with Facebook dating populates, your Facebook dating profile, based off your Facebook,

and you'll see these like awkward pictures, really lame answers that people put. And your social media just doesn't make you attractive. When you think about the celebrities and all the icons, you know that you really realize that's a celebrity. Yeah, they got some b-roll footage and the celebrity. It's this guy. Ladle shirt.

I think this guy is about to tell you without having watched you much of this video. I think this guy is about to tell you, without having watched too much of this video. I think this guy is about to tell us, that we're supposed to fake everything on our profile to make us more attractive. Makes sense, I think that's what a lot of people do. Yeah. Have huge followings. They're attractive on social media. Some of my favorite things to look at,

like the Instagram models that do Instagram versus others. Some of my favorite things to look at are big kids and tiny little bit of kids. Yeah, I think that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do a lot of things to look at, I like the Instagram models that do Instagram versus no, of course. Some of my favorite things to look at are big tears and tiny little bikinis. I'm Jack Jackenoffer, and I'm gonna tell you out again, 607 views on your next YouTube.

Reality, and they take the same picture twice. One of them is rule the lighting and all the touch-ups and the other one is them looking awkward and they just look like a normal human being. Every time I look at those, I don't think, ha ha, see that's a real regular normal person. I think, wow, there's a lot of effort that goes into being attractive on top. I think, wow, that's amazing. How does you make yourself look so beautiful? What are those boobs and all that makeup? Social media. And then when I look at that, I think the reason that most people are unattractive on social media is because they're unwilling to put the effort in to make themselves more attractive.

Oh my god. To fake it. Yeah, they're unwilling to spend thousands of dollars to make fake pictures. Maybe that's why we don't have a social media presence. It's because we just don't ever give a shit. No. Yeah, I don't do my makeup before I come on the commercial break. Little secret.

Now there's a phrase that people always say at this point. They don't want to guess what that phrase is. Where in the world? This is ridiculous. There's people in these like card tables. Yeah, there's seven people at a card table and they look bored. Did you think they paid to get in there? I don't think so. He probably picked them off off the street, right? Please come and be a part of this video. Yeah. I'm faking this video. So I'm trying to make this video look good. Life isn't real life. Why should I pretend to be someone I'm not? That's the phrase that we hear. Well, the simple answer is because most people are Lusting off the people who are portraying themselves in their best white

Best light. fake light. This guy's a classic ass hat. Yeah, best light means fake light. Right. Best light means, you know, I made it all up for Instagram. And he's encouraging you to do the same thing. I mean, it's so crazy. Case in point, I see a friend of ours that we know that

all the time, you know, looks like they are just having the time of their life. They're jetting here, they're everywhere. Scooby, to death, dead, to the positive, those dead, all kinds of stuff. But yeah, behind closed doors, there are fucking shit show. behind closed doors. There are fucking shit show. It's nothing good going on in their lives. Now listen, that's also a very serious thing too. But I would pretty much think that any therapist or any sociologist or anyone who's paying attention to the social media phenomenon,

which is everyone would tell you to do the exact opposite. Trying to live up to crazy standards will drive you fucking crazy. That's why there's a big issue with adolescent, you know, because these kids are seeing things they can't live up to. Yeah. This lights and Photoshop and everything. I know.

I'm trying to make myself look like a 13 year old influencer on fucking TikTok. I thought I'd never gonna be that. Not about who you're not. That Instagram model is that Instagram model. They have spent time, energy and effort to know how to portray themselves in their best life. I am the same me that I always am,

but when I look back at my Facebook and I look at my 10 year challenge, what I looked like 10 years ago and what I looked like today, I am far more attractive today than I was 10 years ago. Okay. Okay. Good for you, buddy. I think your dad bod would argue differently, I am far more attractive today than I was 10 years ago. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's a massive child craft chart I love this Wait, let's see It looks like a boner

Look at my attractiveness it went up by six inches This guy is a classy Wow, when I look at myself my attractiveness went up like a class A. Doos. I mean, wow. When I look at myself, my attractiveness went up like a hockey stick. Yeah. Is that why you're doing social media conferences to seven people who do not look interested in anything you have to say? No. My social media, my personal post.

It's a little graph chart that he just drew. He drew a circle. He's a jerk. He's your half circle. He's your a boner basically. Let me just goes up. That is a conscious effort that I put in to make myself more attractive as time goes on. I already know what 65-year-old me looks like. You guys don't know. I'll look better than ever. I'm gonna look like the most. You guys don't know. You call look better than ever. I'm gonna look like the most. I'm getting younger as we speak.

I'm like Benjamin Button. Why am I in 3,000? These are the magic of the photo, shall I? These results have been never guaranteed by the FDA. Because I'm going off to the dosseki's most interesting man in the world. That is the look for me. I'm starting it today. I'm going to 65, that's the goal. I think that that's a most interesting man in the world. That is the look of my shot. I'm starting it today. I went up 65, that's the goal.

I think that that's a pretty attractive man. 65, traveling the world doing crazy things, sword fighting on top of castles. Oh, I bet you're sword fighting on top of castles, bro. What are you using as sword? Is that a boner you just drew? I mean, come on man. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

The top of castles. Who's 65 and sword fighting on top of castles? What the fuck is that? I'm scooby diving with elephants. Rosy does. And I'm like, that's where I want to be when I'm 65 years old. I think I'm well-modeling. So what I want to do is put together a photo shoot.

Yeah. On a castle. So what I want to do is I want to buy a castle. I'm gonna hire a whole set. I got to find another 65-year-old or the dick just as big as this one. And then we're gonna get up there and stand. I'm gonna put it in there.

We're gonna put it in there. I mean, a person. I'm gonna do whatever O.C. does. And I'm like, that's where I want to be when I'm 65 years old. I think I'm well on my way to that. People that know me are like, yeah, Adam's kind of like already there. But Adam's a pretty much of an asshole.

Yep, he sees an asshole. I got, he's a little bit know me now. Well, I could see all the people that know Adam watching this going, what a fucking cock. He's not better looking than he was 10 years ago. That's the goal. But this is a conscious effort.

Every time I make an effort to make myself more attractive, it takes time and a GM commitment. Why is he putting bad B-roll footage in between these shots? It's a photo shoot, too. I know. I guess he's suggesting that you need to get a professional photographer for your Instagram. Which we did do.

Yeah, which we did do. I think we've used one of those pictures. They are good, to be fair, they are good, but we used one of them. Chrissy and I spent a whole afternoon with a guy and we walked in and he's like, what do you want to do? And we're like, you're the photographer, dude.

He's spent hours trying to make us like, skinnier, healthier, less hungover. Didn't work. But around me that watching me do this say to me, wow you're so amazing you do all these great things and you're so lucky. Wow you're so amazing you do all these great things. You're well on your way to being the world's most interesting man. Who's around him? People he pays. Yeah, I know people like this. Yeah they have posse's they walk around with. I go to these conferences, some this. Yeah, they have possees they walk around with.

I go to these conferences, some of these podcasters. They have possees that they walk around with. Six or seven people holding their coffee and jotting down notes as they talk. Did they answer? They are. I swear to God, I swear it all, it's holy. There's one character in the industry that I know that just walks around and every time the debt person talks, someone else is behind

them, jotting down notes, someone is holding their cough, we, someone's got their bag, someone is running to the next person to, hey, so and so is coming by, can you have a minute to talk? And it's like, oh my god, really? Fucking podcaster. Let's not get it twisted. What we do here is unimportant and every stretch of the word. That's true. There is nothing important about what we're doing. That's our entertainment only. Yeah, that's it. here is unimportant and every stretch of the word.

There is nothing important about what we're doing. Or entertainment only. Yeah, that's it. But some people think they're important. I mean, listen, I guess if you're making $100 million in Spotify. Don't you know who I think I am better than most not as good as the best. That's the commercial break in a nutshell.

If we ever start taking ourselves to seriously, please call us on our bullshit. Please. You know, it's so fortunate to be in that situation. It's not luck. It's not fortune. It's hard work. It's not luck. It's not fortune. It's Daddy's credit card. Of course it is. I'm a my third Ranger over this month. Thanks daddy. Could I make pinky? My water bottle. When it comes to my Wody Bubby action, they're the people that everybody wants. And it's not because they're beautiful. It's not because they're attractive. Yes it is. Yes it is.

It's because of the effort they put in. No it's not. No one gives a shit. No one looks at Instagram and goes, wow that's a lot of effort you put in. I'm that's not. No one gives a shit. No one looks at Instagram and goes, wow, that's a lot of effort you put in. I'm, that's, I'm gonna chubby over all that effort. I mean, come on. I don't sit around looking at it.

Hot Instagram models and thinking about all the effort they put in. That shows the result of them being attractive. So when it comes to yourself and your social media profile, you gotta ask yourself, what does your social media profile say about have to ask yourself, what does your social media profile say about you? Once more time, social media wasn't as important as it is today.

Nowadays, I like to think of it as your life resume. If somebody wants... Wow, dude. Did you have to... I guess I was going to come up with that great interpretation of life in general. Once upon a time, social media wasn't that important, but now it's your life's resume.

If that's my life's resume, I haven't been alive since 21. Yeah. Yeah. I died in the pandemic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Give you a job. If somebody wants to date you, if somebody wants to hang out with your be your friend, your social media is one of the first things I'll look at for you to find out. I really like this person, they're super cool. Let me check out their social media. Let me check out their social media.

Wait. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait and let you know, I can't be friends with you. You put zero to little effort into your photographs on Instagram and really disappointed by your life's resume. I gotta go and do nothing around with effortless losers. Okay. You're like, wow, that's a weird phone call. Who's Brian? When somebody meets you, it's very common to trade Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, whatever. And then they'll go through it Brian! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like possible and be as attractive as possible. Like. Why? Why?

That's what he's telling you to do. He's telling you to lie. Exactly. Don't be honest. portray yourself as something you're not exactly. Because that's going to make you more attractive. But don't worry about the lying part.

It's the effort you put in that they'll appreciate. Exactly, yes. I was paid photograph. Yeah, I'm not a 23 year old millionaire with a huge cock, but I put a lot of effort into pretending I was. It's okay, honey. I still think you're super hot. It's all that effort.

To develop a attractive social media profile. So when it comes to social media, there's some key elements that we need to look at about your profile. Can you stop with all the fucking music, dude? Can you stop with all the... Oh, kids. It's the... Well, I'm gonna make you naturally more attractive the first let's see what he does here is photos

The second Oh post Dude what is this guy as a whiteboard so he can write words that he's saying down Photos yeah, and by the way god God, I never would have thought of that. I mean, he's writing in Sanskrit. He doesn't even have a. He's telling me how to do it. First, you take those. I know. They didn't you post them. I mean, light bulb mode. We have been posting and then we've been taking the photos. Yeah. Check out this great photo from the photo shoot and then three weeks later, the photo comes. That's all I was taught. Yeah. They got for Adam. Yeah, you post first. Take the photo shoot and then three weeks later the photo comes. That's all I was taught.

Thank God for Adam. Yeah, you post first, take the photo a second. Thank God for Adam and his whiteboard. We wouldn't know how to light everyone on Instagram. He's Adam the liar. Hello, all my friends out there in the podcast universe, thanks for listening to this episode of the commercial break. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or content ideas, send them to 1-855-TCB-8383.

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When you hear them on the commercials, speaking of those sponsors, let's take a moment here from them and we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break. Is your about your description? Oh! Wow, we're getting deep. Thank you. That made you's giving us. He's unlocking the key. Yeah, wow, we're getting deep. I mean, he's giving us. He's unlocking the key. Yeah, however much we paid for this, double it.

This is great information. You're about. You're about, but lie. Yeah, I think that's the correct answer. Put effort into lying on that part. These are what I would consider things that make you attractive on social media. I've actually seen situations where you look through somebody's social media,

and as you go through it, you realize, but what they do is- There are an idiot. Yeah, it doesn't take me long to figure that one out. Communicate or type or text, and those profiles kind of boring. Like you kind of lose interest in them. You really feel-

They really feel like, Yeah, yeah, because real life is not all that interesting. Wake up, shit, shower, shave, do it again tomorrow. I mean, come on. Occasionally on Saturday, I climb Stone Mountain like 300 other people taking the same fucking photograph. What do you want me to do? Adam.

You have to take out the mountain and pretend I'm Superman. Look, I've learned how to fly today. You need to have all four of these things in line. So we're going to tackle each one of these separately. And we're going to talk about what you could do to make each one optimized. Wow, someone actually paid this guy for this course. This is insane. I hope not.

I hope not. I hope these are people just off the street that actually got $100 just for sitting there his bullshit. Yeah, but if you have to be taught how to make a post on Instagram, you should not be on Instagram. I mean, we all learn at some point, but if you can't figure that out in like 10 minutes, you're my mom. Yeah. I'm twatting. Okay, mom. Did you get my twat message? No, I did not, Mom. Oh, I thought I sent two of them, you did? Yeah, what did you send them to? I'm not sure.

I pressed the button that sent me. So, we'll start with photos. There are a couple of key elements that make photos look good. One, you need to be the subject of a... One, you need to have a completely different body double. You're ugly. You go into a field. Yeah. First fast for 24 to 72 days.

Second workout hard for 24 to 72 days. Third get a body double you're still ugly. Oh, so if you're taking pictures of your food of landscapes and you're not in them, then you're missing out on a huge opportunity. You need to be in every picture on your Facebook or on your Instagram, or at least in the majority of them. It's even better if that picture is further away, not because you don't want to be close to the picture, but because it makes you seem more like a subject, like a star of a movie, or, you know, the subject. What is the good fuck? Where did this guy learn? He made this up on the island, though. I'm dying to know what his actual touch of media looks like.

We should look at stuff. I don't eat, I wish I, uh, Adam. Here he's showing some way that somebody that read of hot air balloon and expert and i want you to get up at an apple and go seven thousand feet this guy i'm gonna take a picture of you to be a movie star uh... uh... let's see adam's social media expert here let's see if we can uh...

is it i think it's adam gray, I think it's his name. And he's a social media. Yeah, you're right. We have to know, oh no, that's definitely not him. This guy's 72 years old. Now that's him. Yeah. That one. He's just putting it effort. He's just putting it effort. Okay, here I'll let this play and I'll see if I can find it.

The modeling shoot. Meaning you need somebody else to take your picture for you. Now there's a couple of ways to doing this. One is get used to the selfie timer, hit the selfie button, put it over there and take a picture yourself. The other way to it is just ask a friend, take pictures of you. But no matter what, even if I take a picture of myself. Yeah, just be that annoying friend. Take a picture of me.

Yeah, be that absolutely obnoxious. I ain't opposed it. I know, okay, here we go. Hold on one second. I know. Okay, here we go. Hold on one second. I think I got him here. As the dating coach. Has the dating coach.

He's a dating coach too? Yeah, he's a dating coach too. Oh, of course he is. Yeah, trust me. This guy's going to be with us for a long time. Ask the dating coach is such an... Ask the datingcoach.com. Here we go. I just have to find out

Oh, he wants me to join his mailing list. Adam lions is his name. Okay. Now we'll go to Adam This is I guarantee he has like 125,000 followers none of which interact with his posts. Let's watch this Adam lions Social media expert. Let's watch this. Adam Lyons, social media expert, let's see here. He doesn't even have an Instagram. That's crazy. No, he doesn't have it on his page. How are you going to be giving social media experts? Then you don't have it on his page. How are you gonna be giving social media experts and then you don't even have a page here? Like that clicks through to this. Okay, wait, hold on, I found it.

I found it. All right, here it is. Nope, that is also definitely not him. He's a creative sorcerer. Okay, we'll look it up and I'll find out. But I guarantee this guy has His social media posts must be wild. Yeah, I can't wait to see wild To the picture if I could because the more you show a picture of yourself with the food the more attractive you're gonna be

No, that doesn't mean no, that's not right. That's not right. That's not right at all. I've ever told you the story I've ever told you the story. I've ever told you the story about the Lonely Fans girl on my Facebook. Let me explain for those of you who haven't been around since episode number two. On episode number two, I explain that the entire T-sense of the pandemic, since the pandemic has started. I understand sex work is working. I'm not making fun of that. That's not what I'm making fun of.

Please understand me. But Lonely Fans, only fans, who is a big source of revenue for a lot of people, and especially during the pandemic, and especially a lot of females who had some measure of fandom, and then they would go and take, you know, risqué photographs and they would put them up and people would pay them good money for that.

People are making hundreds of thousands of dollars that way. We're soon going to be doing that with our feet. Yes, I'm soon going to be doing that with my feet. And I might move up to my penis if things go well. I'm just sharing that. I'm going to show the Adam curve. This girl, all she was doing on her Facebook for months and months and months, we're showing risk a photos in rather revealing lingerie. And we're talking like the kind of lingerie that shows your nipples in your whole

chucha, right? There's no covering up whatsoever. Yeah, it's totally sheer. It's not my style. She wasn't my style. I wouldn't, I don't, you know, it wasn't my thing. I wouldn't have paid. But what she would do to beat the algorithm is she would build a story and that story would have two pictures of her eating some kind of food, which was absolutely disgusting.

No one wants to see that food in your fucking mouth. And then some, and then some picture of her nipple and then back to some picture of food which was absolutely disgusting. No one wants to see that food in your fucking mouth. And then some, and then some picture of her nipple and then back to some picture of the food. It was gross, don't do that. Don't put yourself in food photographs. I don't have pictures of just my food up on social media because I absolutely do, but it's a rarity. I'm far more likely to put a picture of myself.

It's what I mean at the top of the mountain. Yeah, I'm not hungry. I'm the world's most interesting man. Everyone wants to see me in the photographs. Hey, it's me. Take a picture of me. I like to find a balance, so I don't look completely vain. I like to find a balance between really vain

and absolutely vain. Somewhere in there, it's just mainly vain. Ha-ha-ha. Oh my God. I can't believe he's actually putting this on video. Yeah, no I can. But still, you've got to make sure that you're appearing your pictures at least somewhat frequently. Another key element that's going to make your pictures

look more attractive is get them professionally done. Like something that is really fun to especially nowadays is if you've got a friend with a DSLR camera, hire them once a month, pay them 50 bucks to come out with you and take some pictures 50 bucks good luck signing up photographer for 50 bucks my son wouldn't take your photographs for 50 bucks and he's four give me a hundo let's go Yeah I'll put you 50 bucks if you come to a field with me and take some pictures. Hey, what you think that 50 bucks to shove it up your ass I could make it take 50 dollars to fill up your gas tank. Yeah, I could take one picture of me and chicken pot pie on only fans and make a hundred

Doesn't even fill up your gas tank. It doesn't buy a gallon of milk these days 50 bucks What's this guy talking about? First of all, second of all, you don't want to seem too vain, but you want to hire a photograph, a photographer every 30 days to take new photographs of you. You're not getting that much better looking by with age. Fine, I prefer the DSL camera.

First of all, very few people have those now. That's right. Let's be real, our phone is. Yeah, our phone is our DSL If you do if the person does have the DSL come camera, they're not they're not interested for 50 bucks Yeah, they're not doing it in 50 bucks and they're not interested in taking your social media photographs Yeah, they already hate doing those weddings They want to be some high brow photographers showing their work in New York. They don't want to take your social media fucking photograph How did the green shoes go with the brown pants?

Can I see your portfolio? Well, yes, this is when I took brah Wow, there's like thousands of photographs in here. Yeah 99% of Brian's Instagram pictures This is Brian and hot air balloon. This is Brian in a hot air balloon. This is Brian eating a hot dog, but from far away. So it seems like he's famous. It's Brian in the mirror. Brian in the mirror again. Brian showing himself again in the mirror.

Brian in the mirror. Here's Brian going out on Friday night. He didn't really go out. He just dressed up. Here's Brian going out on Saturday night. I had to get him up for that photograph Here's Brian do it Sunday brunch, but it's really in his back porch with his kids He's still single by the way

But I got $5,000 out of it. That's it gives me 50 bucks every time. Oh, this is honing in on your skill. Yeah, honing in on my social media skills. You got to spend it to make it if you know what I mean. I'm going to be an influencer as soon as I get over that 500 followers, Mark. It's, they say the first three are the hardest. It's right. But, professional, just a friend with a good camera. You give them 50 bucks, they get to practice using a brand new camera, they spent a couple of thousand dollars

on loan using- That'll really help. Yeah, that's a great news, Adam. That's a great news, Adam. Wow, this is a really well-thought-out course here, bud. It's first of all, second of all. How much did Daddy pay to rent that hotel room?

Because I can guarantee that's what's going on here. What do you think? Trust Fund or Daddy? Something. Yeah, for sure. You get some really cool pictures. And if you did that once a month, once a quarter, once a year at least, get a variety of pictures of right now.

I'm just picturing two like me looking at, you know, Instagram, you're like, oh, that's timing here. Yeah. Brought. Brought. I've got a new 30 pictures. Wait, if I think about it, I actually know somebody who does this. Somebody watched this video.

I actually know what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, shit. Sorry, we're not making fun. It's, you know, do what you want to do. God bless you. Now I realize I'm making direct fun of one of my friends because they absolutely do this.

And now I'm thinking about it. It's really funny. But God bless. You know, you get to a certain age. You need a photographer to make you look good. And you're gonna look great. And stop with the fucking inspirational music in the background.

This is not inspirational. And then the last element, if I could give it to you, is this word, candid, your candid pictures. The candid picture is one way you're not looking at that. The candid one where you got a photographer. That's right, the candid photographer. Yeah, the candid photograph or the photographer sets it up. Yeah, I know I always think when when astronaut I get that once a year obligatory family

Shit and a good this she's like let's just take a couple candidates and I'm like no This is candid and it means off the top means I did it on accident Means I'm not putting it, you know, I'm not setting it all up. The truth is, I'm standing here with you for seven hours and I'm fucking son trying to get my son to shut up. I look fat ugly, I dark circles, I don't wanna take anymore photographs. Chrissy and I did a photoshoot under duress.

I did it. It's a drag us there. It's very rare for the, any of the actors to look directly into the camera. They that any of the actors look directly into the camera. They'll look around to everything except directly down the camera. Oh, that just means candid is when you just look away from directly at the camera.

Yeah, like you're just looking away. Yeah, they'll look away, Sean, which is, yeah. Over there, over here, the one where you're just staring up in here. By the way, that's all my photographs, because I can't stand looking at the picture, so I just turned my head. I'm looking at something.

So have you ever seen a photograph of me looking at something? I'm really not looking at anything. More most of experience. That means most of us are used to seeing celebrities. Who? Don't look at the camera. And so what we wanna do is make sure. Yeah, so much of teachers, Pat.

Someone's been studying. Oh my goodness, the camera. Don't look at the camera. Are we done yet over here? You said you were gonna serve us lunch. We've been here for three hours. That is often as possible. We're getting pictures where we're not looking

directly into camera. I actually have a friend of mine that will set up a selfie camera and then not look at the camera and do an activity and set it so it'll take like 20 pictures of themselves at a distance. For the brilliant, brilliant. This man is a genius.

Set up a selfie timer, then look away and do an activity and take like 20 pictures of yourself. Who's your friend? Who's your friend, sir? He needs his own Wikipedia page. Someone signed him up for Nobel Peace Prize. He's got the candid down automatically. He's set up his candid.

We'll go back through, pick the one that's good. That's the one that goes off on social media. So that's how you get good photos. And this should be a conscious effort. If I was going to give you a task, I would say for the next month, go through and make sure you upload one picture every time. Here comes more music. God damn, this is stupid.

That follows this process. It's one way you're not holding the camera. And it's a candid picture. Also, learn a little bit about lighting. Smile. You're on camera. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I also love a little bit about lighting. Smile. You're on gandagamer. Ha!

Ha! Ha! I get there's 800 and 600 and some odd people that watch this video. I wonder how many of them have taken this advice. And I bet we could spot them if we went through their Instagram page. They've been looking away from the camera.

He says learn a little bit about lighting. He said lighting. Oh, we can just post it just post area. And then they'll take a picture of themselves, but they're in shadow, because they can see the light and they assume it's on them, but that's not necessarily true. So just understand that silly beginners, silly lying beginners, they need to learn a lie better. Right? Are they jokes on them? Jokes on them? They got a shadow. Jokes on them,

they've got a shadow. They think they've got this bullshit down, but they do not. They need much more experience faking life before they'll actually know how to live. And sometimes it makes sense to spin in a circle until the camera looks good and you can see that you and the background are both easily to be saying. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna spin in a circle before I take my picture fucking hate selfies. I'm never gonna spin in a circle. Chris, the second you see me spinning in a circle with a selfie. Could you just see me like Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is how people are gonna judge you. A lot of us say, if freedom of speech. How stupidly vain. Judge.

Judge who gives a shit what people think about you. I know, Wes. I mean, I guess that's kind of the point of putting stuff on social media is so that other people can figure out stuff about you or you wouldn't put it on social media. But honestly, who gives it, don't give a shit about what people think about you.

There's a saying that I've had for a long time ago. Saying I've had for a long time. What you think of me is none of my business. That's it. Period and descent. Whether it's good or bad or indifferent, it's none of my fucking business. That's why reading reviews on this podcast

is like, this is my least favorite thing to do. Because honestly, I mean, I care if I want you to laugh, I hope that in a moment in time, I'm giving you some relief from your stressful day, or I gave you a giggle and that made you feel good. But would you really think about me? I don't care. That protects me from all the bad reviews. Exactly.

That way of thinking for text my little feelings. Come right, whatever I want. It's my voice. That's not actually true. Most social media platforms have rules about what you can and can't post. It's not a public forum. It is a private company and they do get to monitor what you say. So if they have guidelines,

I wish they monitored a little bit more. Of what people say. Yeah, I feel like. That means people are crazy in these things. I know. And the best thing that I can suggest is only do positive posts. If you go back through every social media post I've made in the last goodness knows how many years.

She's so excited to read that. Yeah, there's more stock photography of some girl that's really excited to read some posts. She's like, whoa. Oh my God. Going to burn down the scheme capital today. Oh, happy joy. Even with bad things have happened in my life,

I often write positive things about it. I try and find the silver lining in anything. Because why don't I- I'm not finding that hard to believe, Adam. Your whole life is manufactured, bro. A therapy session. It's not a place for me to vent. It's a place for me to inspire and to help others.

And that's the whole point. So, you've really inspired Chrissy and I. You've inspired Chrissy and I to do a bunch more videos on you. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa So often be dismissive. People tend to write like, I don't know what to write here. So I just wrote some random crap about me. If you start with, I don't know what to write here. That literally means he's don't write here. Who is that, Johnny Depp, from The Matrix? You go to youtube.com slash the commercial break and watch the actual video.

He is literally putting, he's put inspirational music behind all of his talking, which is absolutely obnoxious. You should never do that. Second of all, unless you're actually talking about something inspirational. Second of all, he is interspersing all of these stock clips that make no sense with what he's talking about. Right now, we're looking at a guy who's got sunglasses on and in those sunglasses. Something spinning around, I don't know.

It's so stupid. He's got his fingers on his chin. He's very pensive. Yeah. This is the point where you're supposed to let people know about yourself If I was gonna do it and I Tell mom steal all of everything that's in my house when I post about going on vacation That's right. We're gonna be in Disney World from the 7th or the 13th

Code to my nest is 74745. Feel free to come on by. Take a look at my Instagram photo-grey option. And the easiest way to an FAQ would actually be to start with a positive post on your social media. I'd be like, hey guys, if you could ask me anything about myself, what would you ask? Oh my god, who are these people?

If someone on my fucking Facebook wrote, hey guys, if you could ask me anything about myself, what would you ask? Oh my god, who are these people? If someone on my fucking Facebook wrote a, hey guys, if you could ask me anything in the world, what would it be? I'd be like, can you shut up for two seconds about yourself? Cause no one likes you! I mean if that's not a perfect picture of my dating life, I don't know what is. I swear to god, Adam the liar is out here trying to ruin my life. Bam! know what is. I swear to God, Adam the Lyra is out here trying to ruin my life. Damn. Brian and Chrissy want to meet her mind you again to send comments, questions,

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