The Commercial Break - Bobby Mackey's Portal to Hell!

Episode Date: March 20, 2023

Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting". Hambone & Hoadley in the morning? It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies! He needs his Taggies! Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spending money on vinyl Bryan reveals he spent an absurd amount of money on a really shitty recording He’s got the Modest Touch! The secondary watch market is booming Bryan laments the loss of his Mickey Mouse Swatch Watch It’s the return of Ghost Hunters! If a ghost tells you to go into the basement and dig…you should There are probably Tagalongs buried down there Should Bryan & Krissy start a ghost hunting show? What drove Carl to dig in the basement? We’re guessing meth. Leave the 100 year old well alone! Dont release the demon hounds on earth, ok? What’s the flow in Hell? There’s nothing scarier than a dirty bathtub Does neosporin help demon bites? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We all came out of our mother's Gucci knees and deliver it! On this episode of the commercial break... I would have to say that if I ever happened to counter with a ghost from the portal to hell, I'd probably define that as a negative experience. Yeah. Yeah. What positive experience could you possibly have? It was a great time. It was a great time. It was a great time! It was a great time! Slip my dog's throat, set me on fire!

It was a huge party, ghosts and goblins, murdering people all over the place. I quite enjoyed it, actually. Honestly, if Bobby Meckys was like this every night, I'd be here every day. The next episode of the commercial break starts now Yeah, Cassie getting's welcome back to the commercial break up. I'm Brian Green This is my neighborly friend and co-host Chris enjoy. Holy best to you guys I see Brian Let's see you out there on the podcast universe. I thought I go back to the aliens just for one moment Because a lot of people actually have said I say a lot of people like three or four people have said I missed the aliens just for one moment. Because a lot of people actually have said, I say a lot of people, like three or four people,

have said I missed the aliens part of it. That's a lot. And one person said, they missed the, yeah, that's a lot for, that's like 50% of our audience. Three or a whole people out of 10. Yeah, power in small numbers. If you do the math, 90% of our audience misses the aliens.

And one person, which is like 20% of our audience, misses the long drawn out introduction. I, however, do not miss it. So that is not coming back. It is the stupidest thing. If I go back and listen to season four, and when I want to throw all of those in the trash, I'm just like, God damn Brian, what were you dragging on about?

This is the commutative being. And then it's one of the months, and the heart wants with the heart wants, and never again, and commercial break in the end, the butt, the booty. And now it's concerning with the show. It's just stupid. It was wants with the heart wants and never again and commercial break in the end of the book The booty and else is concerning with the show It's just stupid It was like a full five minute At one point for like 50 episodes I was like go to tcb podcast I have a collect your earnings

No one went to tcb podcast to collect earnings not one person asked for their money back Which is good news but I'm sure they they turned off the show by the time I got to. The show? By the time they got to the part, where I told them where to go. Most people are like, ah, morning zoo crew, not into it. The baddest wicket,

the weekend, it's Friday! Happy Friday! Happy Friday! One episode we're gonna do all-in character. Yes, we are. I can't wait. Yeah, Brian and Hambone, what was it? Hambone and HODLY in the morning? One episode we're gonna do all-in character. Yes, we are. I can't wait.

Yeah, Brian and Hambone. What was it? Hambone and HODLY in the morning? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You know, I know the show she loves the show. Bram, bram, bram, bram. Oh. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I was like saying the word here. Oh my God.

Handbode in the morning. That would be great. I wonder if there's ever been a handbode in the morning. I know there's been no handbode in the morning. I know that for a fact. I can almost guarantee you. I love that. We got that market corner.

Yes, let's do it. Oh my God. Oh, Chrissy, I got to ask a question. Are you girls cow cookies? It's girl, it's girl scout cookies season and fuck those girl scouts and fuck their cookies. I worked really hard to take out 40 pounds off this fat ass dad bod I got. And now I'm sure that 30% of it is coming back because due to the Girl Scout cookies.

They're so good. They're so good. I mean, my favorite satagalongs in the freezer. Mine was tagalongs. Here's what happens. So I had no interest in Girl Scout cookies. I really didn't, like, you couldn't tell me that it was Girl Scout cookie season.

I wouldn't know from. Right. Unless I saw one of the Girl Scouts sitting outside the grocery store selling them. And then I would pass by because I didn't just didn't Right. Unless I saw one of the Girl Scouts sitting outside the grocery store selling him. And then I would pass by because I just didn't give a shit about Girl Scout cookies. I had no idea. I didn't care. But when I met Astrid and she was like, what is this whole Girl Scout cookie thing?

I was like, you know, people sell them and they raise money. That's a long answer. Yeah, move along. But she got her teeth into those Girl Scout cookies. And all of a sudden we got 20 fucking boxes show up in last year We had quite the scandal in my family and it was due to me so we have a niece a step niece who is in the girl scouts and so she asks every year She sends around the order form her dad does and says hey, you have to do it of course

I mean you have to I don't want to be a dick now But we've gone from like buying two boxes to show our support to 20 boxes that are gone in a day. It's gone in a day. I swear to Christ these things are making me fat. So what has happened every year progressively for the last five or six years is that I get hooked on a flavor and then Astrid being the thoughtful partner that she is will order the most of those flavor.

So last year it was tag alongs. I got. Oh, God. I'm like, I don't even know the most of those flavor. So last year it was tagalongs. I got, I'm like, I don't even know why we have those fuckers. That chocolate and peanut butter together were the cookie crunch. I mean, it's just so good. I don't even know why we're bothering with the smores or the scouted doodles or whatever the fuck they are. I don't know why we're bothering because tagalongs

are the shit. Just get tagalongs. So, not even saying a word to me, she does what she does and she gets most tagalongs. Now we have 20 boxes and about seven of them are tagalongs. So not even saying a word to me, she does what she does and she gets the most tagalongs. Now we have 20 boxes and about seven of them are tagalongs. Okay. So we go up to my parents house this weekend, the step nieces there with her father and they deliver the goods. I feel like it's a drug deal gone down in my parents house. I'm like, You got those taggies. Give me some of those a longs, man.

I need some of those a longs, just a little tasty, just a little tasty Tina. And that's what it's like. Asks for it's like smack in my hand, don't open a metroparence house, everybody will be into it. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, just a little tasty Tina, just a little tasty Tina. You gotta have it, thanks. And then I get the kids see me eating it. Now all of a sudden, it's a whole smorgasbord of girls, cow cookies.

And everyone that leaves, that's not in my hands, I'm pissed off. I'm like, God damn it, I didn't pay for everybody else. He might fucking tag along. So this happened last year too. Same situation. Astro ordered them. We go up, family event, and he brings the cookies. They bring the cookies.

But my twin brother wasn't there, Kevin. So I took his cookies home. Can they please be delivered? So gotta remember, this is a pandemic. We have a new-ish baby, we have a new-ish baby every year, but we have a new-ish baby every year for the last 12 years. But we have a new-ish baby at that time, and so we're kinda being careful

and Kevin's out there and doing his thing. And so it takes a while to prevent Kevin to come and actually collect his cookies. And so it takes a while for Kevin to come and actually collect his cookies. And we're talking like a while is, let's call it two weeks. I think I remember those from last year. Yes, I run out of tagalongs. Kevin's got a box of tagalongs.

I can't help myself. I dip into the tagalongs. I'm like, let me just eat one or two. Oh, right, no, that's a high-dream. And the whole box, it pipe dream. It's all gone within a week, right? The tagalongs. Well, if you do put them into the freezer, you do eat them more slowly. Well, that's true because they're frozen. Yeah. And they'll

break my fucking right nasty because otherwise they're just right for digging right into the soft. The peanut butter just running down the back here throughout. I don't know what Samoa's are the other ones. I think it's the one's the chocolate. Yeah. And the ring and the little ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Samoa's. Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of those because they're a little too sweet for me.

They're coconut. Yeah, the peanut butter just perfect. What happens in your middle age that you go from liking a good blowjob to really wanting tagolongs? That's what happens. Oh no. Somebody up there tell me. Somebody who still likes blow jobs, tell me, remind me of how good blow jobs are.

So I could go back to wanting those. But so Kevin, so I just told, so I put a 10 spot in there, you know, the cookies are like $6 or whatever, I put a 10 spot in there. And I say, hey, you know, he cookies are like $6 or whatever. I put a 10 spot in there and I say, hey, you know, age you're not going. It's not great if you're sad. He was so upset. Like it started this whole family drama. Yeah, you do.

You're a tag along. Yeah, now my, and you've got money and said, you don't want the money. I don't want the money. I want the cookies. Yeah, I want the cookies. I don't care about the $10. I can make 10, I make it $10 every two months on this show.

I just have to work. I just have to put together another 24 episodes and I'll make 10 bucks. It started a whole family drama. So this year come up, the whole situation repeats itself again, Kevin is again not there at this family event and my stepmom who's kind of managing the whole process, hands our boxes to us, you know, she got a little note on there here's how many orders.

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. And then she's got Kevin's cookies and she goes to hand them to me and she's like, oh, nope, nope, no. The fast rid. Here, please make sure that these get to Kevin. And I'm like, really? And she's like, don't wanna repeat a last year, sorry Brian.

Can't be trusted with those tag logs. But this year, they have coffee, a toffee flavored cookies. Ooh, I do like a good toffee. Oh my God, Chrissy, I'd give you one, but they're all gone. Thank you, I'm gonna thank you. I can't. I'll take a 10 spot. I'll give you a 10 spot. No, on the 23 bar episodes, and I'll give you another 10 spot. But the things we spend our money on,

smells ridiculous. What, I mean, why am I buying $300 worth of Girl Scout cookies? I could just go to this. On any other day, I would not be interested in cookies. No. No cookies whatsoever. I passed by the cookie aisle 300 times a year, and I never once stopped and get any unless Astrid is asking me or the kids to want one.

And that said, what are the ridiculous stuff do we spend our money on? I don't know, but something that we get a lot up to the house is vinyl. That's fucking vinyl, man. That's a crack addiction. That is. You buy the record, man. That's a crack addiction. That is.

You buy the record, you listen to it once, you put it back on the show. And then you order new, and then you order something else new. No, I have to say it's all good music, but it's all like fantastic music. Yeah. But do we need to have it at all?

No, of course not. Of course not. Please, first of all, let's be honest about it. Yeah, there's a warm and dulcet town, a tone to the records. I don't at all. Please, first of all, let's be honest about it. Yeah, there's a warm and dulcet tone to the records. I get it. I'm an audiophile too. I hear the slightest differentiation in two. Just the same way.

I do, yeah. So Jeff and I have comparatively speaking ears. Jeff and I share ears. But here's the thing, I got into that too, like that fucking record collection shit. And I had to be the one guy who owns the one copy of the one time that someone recorded a bootleg at the Pearl Jam concert,

and what I get, and I spent $10,000 for the privilege of being one guy who has that one record. And then what I get is I get a muffled fucking version of the fucking concert as the guy took smuggled in a tape recorder from 1992 under his jacket, you know. Well, long, we're sluggish, and I'm in there for sure. And I'm like, this is fucking shit. Why did I pay for this?

Well, you got number one, man. You got the number one cup. Fuck that. I want that $10,000 back. And it's almost never increased anything I buy collectible, never increases in value. I know this. You've heard of the Midas touch. You have the negative Midas touch, which means that anything that I touch goes down in

value. No gold here, just mediocrity for the look at all these fucking Pearl Jam posters. I got a wall. Yeah, TCP minus. That's right. Brian minus. I bought all these posters. I looked them up every once in a while and I'm like, oh, dropped another hundred dollars in value. Oh, Pearl Jam just did another run of those posters. Another hundred thousand out there in the world. That's not going to do any good Currently, the SVB bank has more value than either the commercial break or my posters. It's amazing.

They're negative $91 million. Unbelievable. Those fucking, but you know what I did read. I read that, and I wish I had gotten into this, but of course, the smart money is not on Brian. So the smart money goes. I read that the watches, the collectible watches, like the Rolex, but not new Rolex,

is the old Rolex. It's a secondary market. A by 22% beating the stock market by 20%. That's crazy. I know a couple of people, do you know anybody that has a huge watch collection? I know guys who are into watches, but they don't collect those kind of watches.

Like they collect more modest watches, you know. The Mickey Mouse ones. Yeah, the Mickey Mouse ones. But if you own a Mickey Mouse swatch watch, the ones from which is the first watch I ever owned, how did I kept that? I used to have the swatch watches. With Mickey Mouse on it.

I don't know if I had the Mickey Mouse. I bought one. Oh. Here's my graph. Here's what I bought. Here's what I bought. Well, I bought one. Oh. Here's my ground ball. Here's what Apple watch one. When I bought it. It got worth anything.

Here's what I found. You're a loser. Mickey Mouse Slotch Watch is currently down negative $6. I bought one years ago in Disney World. First watch that I purchased for myself. I'm like 13 years old, and I don't know what happens to it, but probably sometime around 14 years old, I decided that a Mickey Mouse watch isn't cool, and I throw it in the trash because it's a swatch watch, right?

I mean, you've got him for $10 or whatever it was. Well, now they're worth like $10,000, but you can find one in mint condition. Meanwhile, I hung onto the Dick Tracy poster collection till I was 28. Good will wouldn't take that away. I called college hunks hauling junk and they would take it away. Sorry, sir, it's not our list of prohibitive items. Dick Tracy stuff, yes, sir. It's pretty toxic. Our company will lose value, 10% value

if we start collecting Dick Tracy shit. Okay, all right, whatever. You know that when you go through the Vegas airport, do you remember Michael Jackson used to collect all that weird shit? He had like the original predator. Oh, okay. Like doll and then he, Marilyn Monroe's dress

and he had like this huge collection. Like, movie memorabilia. Time to start. All kind of memorabilia. And he was known, he was kind of like a, who's the got the circus guy, Barnum, PT Barnum. He was kind of like a PT Barnum in that sense. He liked to get oddities from around the world.

And one of the places that he really liked to shop was a place that's currently inside of the Vegas airport and I'm not sure it's always been there, but it's this place and you can you can walk in there you can go up to the top and you know look at look through the windows are walking there and they have the craziest wackiest wildest stuff they also have a full-size predator from the movie they they just have all kind of trinkets on shit. That's very expensive. That, you know, you have to really be a specialty collector to get this stuff.

It's not like watches or diamonds. It's really unique stuff from around the world. And then the hotel that I was staying at was famous for Elvis doing his last years of shows there. I used to be called the Vegas Hilton, I think is what it was called. And so they have a bunch of memorabilia. Now it's Oshagagan.

Oshagagan. Oshagagan. Oh, shagagan. And they have a bunch of Elvis memorabilia around there. I take a cab from wherever I was. I can't remember if it was the weed store, parionis or whatever, but I take a, oh, it's one of the times that I'm taking a cab back and forth

to the airport so that I can find multiple things in my, right. Yeah, I only had to go to the airport, I only had to go to the airport four times on the way out the door to collect my belongings that I forgetfully left. So I hop in the car and

Temple of the Dog is playing, the Supergroup Temple of the Dog, right? Chris Cornell, Jeff Oman, Mike McCreedy, Eddie Vetter, you know, had one album, 10 really great songs. So good, such a good album. So he's playing this music. The guy has got like a foe hawk, bunch of tattoos, big ear, he fit the bill, right? And he's probably my age.

So I say to the guy, hey man, you know, great, that's a great album, you know, just making small talk. It's a great album, Temple of the Dog. And he goes on and on and on. He is like a 90s hard rock trivia guy. And he wants to tell me all about it. I didn't ask for a full fucking conversation. I just wanted to mention the Temple of the Dog was cool, right?

I didn't run, I really hear how awesome you were at rock trivia. I just wanted to make a little small talk. Now get me back to the hotel quickly. So we're pulling up to the hotel or, you know, mile before we pull up to the hotel, he says, did you know this hotel that you're staying at? Was home to Elvis for a while. And I said, yeah, I did, because it's all over the fucking place.

It's the only claim to fame that they have. Besides the incense burner shop that they have besides the incense burner shop that they have in there. And he goes, yeah, Elvis actually shot a TV there and there's a hole in the wall and they keep the hole in the wall. And some people report that they see Elvis's ghost walking around there late at night.

Not until Elvis's ghost walking there late at night but I did see Bob and Tom broke as a joke, still not able to belt their buckles. So the ghost of people, people passed, that hadn't actually passed yet. I saw the ghost of people. Formerly happy people. That's what I was trying to say.

The ghost of good tidings. Stop coming. Your life will return to normal. They're very pale from not going outside at all. Oh my God. They've been in the casino. Oh yeah. They're hunched over.

One dude. One dude. They're hunched over from slots. That's right. One dude, smoking cigarettes, backpack next to him, just looked like he hadn't showered in many, many, many days, but he had shoes on that indicated that at least he had some money somewhere, right? But the rest of him looked like completely disheveled. Now, I don't know this guy's personal story, but what I do know is the following is that

I took note of him sitting at the same slot machine every single time that I went back or forth to my room because he was at the slot machine that was like closest. I want it. It's got to hit one time. That's right. It's's gotta hit one time. That's right, it's gotta hit some time. And I don't know if he went home and came back, but that guy was like stuck to that machine, stuck to the machine, smoke and cigarettes,

ash tray, full, drink after, drink after, drink. I just, I don't know why I'm talking shit. I sit here on this microphone on fucking day long, just realizing that maybe I shouldn't throw stones in a glass glass. But anyway, people swear that they see the ghost of Elvis in this hotel. When they do that, I don't know. Probably after a really long night of drinking a drug. But do you believe Elvis is still alive? No. No, of course not. Because you're a level headed human being who knows that the way Elvis is good for him. As two former off on an island somewhere.

Let's put it this way. It's two people who have read a lot about doing drugs. We know that the way Elvis was going, it was going to end poorly. No matter what. No matter what. You can't be, you can't have constant syringes of uppers and downers and downers, poked into you. Downers, downers, downers, parries. Yeah, absolutely. And bad eating habits. Bad eating habits.

Yeah, you were gonna die on the shitter at some point. No sleeping, that's right. He was like a total fucking mess. And I kind of feel bad for him. Of course. Actually, because I think he was really. Manipulated. Yo, yeah, yeah, for sure.

And so the ghost of Elvis made me think, well, these people are clearly crazy because Elvis ain't walking around the building and he certainly isn't a ghost walking around the building. Or I don't think so anyway. Why would he still say at that place, shouldn't he go to a newer place? Yeah.

I can't just go up here. If Elvis had any common sense, which he did, and money also, he would go to the win. Yeah. Because that's where everybody is cool stays. However, also, he would go to the win. Yeah. Because that's where everybody is cool stays. However, if you wanna go to Oshaga hands, you're gonna $33 a room and play the penny slots.

I'm just saying, that's it. Yeah. They also have a sports book that's amazing, not of a gin in there. So it made me think of one of our favorite topics, Chrissy, and that is Ghost Hunters. Oh, yes. So without further ado, I'll show it on the there. So it made me think of one of our favorite topics, Chrissy, and that is Ghost Hunters. Oh, yes. So without further ado, I'll show it on the internet.

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I don't know what Bobby Mackeys is. My mom Mackey is a fashion designer, but it looks like he has nothing to do with what I'm looking at. What on the screen right now looks like an old muffler girl. Outhouse. Remember when you're growing up and there's a muffler shop on every corner? Yes. Until they got rid of muffler shops

Until mufflers all together went away That's what Bob Mackey looks like. It's like a muffler shop turned into a bar. All right. Let's listen to Dan to say This bathroom in here. He claimed to demon tried to drown him in the bathtub Demons he's to barricade the door at night when he was going to sleep because he said from up here, he could hear what sounded like hundreds of people walking around downstairs. I don't know who they're talking about, but I already think this guy has a bad cocaine addiction. Right, he's on Chris. I hear people, I see people, I see people, I hear people, demons at the door.

Now, it's just a power company collecting the bill. You know, the brown pole is where I said that the first death occurred. So and of course, for reference, that's Carl, right? Carl looks like John Denver. He does very much. So the deceased caretaker of Bobby Mackey's, I guess. It's a caretaker. Doesn't a caretaker take care of a manor?

Yes. You can come over to the green manor and see all kinds of things here. The green estate. First of all, second of all, it looks like Bob Mackey's has probably seen its better days. Yeah. If this is a club, it's like the... It's the Northside Taffer. Yeah, this looks exactly like the club that 33 Willie played

Meaning it's not open and there's no one there So this is the bar area, okay somebody took this picture shooting down that way So we're zoomed in to the white pole and that's the brown pole, but look right there. Oh wow. Yeah It's like some appearing round. Yeah. Do you see anything? No. Do you see anything at all? But they're showing a picture on there right now.

And this lady is trying to claim that there's something there, but always what the picture is is of a wall with a fire hydrant hanging on it in a door next to it. I don't see anything. And it says photo enlarged as if that's supposed to make a difference. You should see it now. Yeah. Hey, can you see nothing? Let me enlarge it.

Look at the large nothing. And almost see the rim of his glasses and some hair. And after you look at that, and then you look at this picture, especially that picture. Yeah, looks like that portion of his face. Yeah. What? Wow, you really got a bit of a strange. The word rain of the wood. Yeah.

They're saying, Christie, do you see this microphone stand? See this silver thing right here? And that silver thing look a lot like my silver glasses. See it. Let me enlarge it. Oh, there's an orb attached to a light post. Oh, no, that's just my ring of light. Sorry. But there's no orb floating around. Well, Oh no, that's just my ring of light. Sorry. But there's no word floating around. Well, I mean, that's a very interesting capture, I think. Yeah. Do you want to hear the story about Johanna?

Sure. The story originated with Carl. This guy's like, sure, only to fill 50 minutes, no problem. Keep dragging on, lady. When he lived up here, he used to see the apparition of a young woman with long dark hair. She used to visit him often, and she would tell him to go down into the basement and dig. He went down to the basement, started to turn.

There's everything I could say. Judy! Hey, it's me, the ghost of Bob Marys. Listen, I don't need to scare the shit out of you But uh while I'm scaring the shit out of you, I think I need to do me a favor Go to one of the beast, and dig I let some tag along You put him in the ground they're nice and cool He's got those tag along the way

Uh, throwin' in my mouth, I appreciate it Oh I can't eat shit Damn this ghost thing! I know no shaggers! At least I can have fun there. And he uncovered the well. He uncovered the well. He claimed to find Johanna's diary.

And it told the story of Johanna being a dancer in the early 1930s. She became pregnant, her father didn't approve, so he had her boyfriend killed, and then she was so distraught that she poisoned her father and committed suicide in the club. Is there any actual, this is a club, good story of the year. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm, I'm Bring an extra pair of underwear. We're gonna scare the shit out of you literally scare the shit out of you

And bring a shovel I want to take my tag along Thanks Bob Mackey's open never Are we evidence of this? We haven't found any to be honest Even if you're... Oh wait! Well to be honest, I made all this up

Well, to be honest, I made all this up. I didn't know you were going to need evidence. I would have prepared a little bit more. She just showed you a picture that you were convinced also had a ghost in it. That's not evidence. Wow, these ghost hunters never take anything seriously. Hanna wasn't a real person, someone or something told Carl to go down there and uncover that well and that's exactly what he did. Wait, Johanna wasn't a real person. Yeah, Johanna is the ghost.

Johanna tires. This is why these shows are so... Chrissy, you and I could make a ghost hunter show and we could make it seem so real just by making believe because there's nothing, nothing to indicate. It's not that I don't believe in ghosts. Maybe there are energies and spirits running around. Yes. And I agree. I have my own version of how energy moves through the universe. Sure. It's just not an apparition form at Bobby Mackey.

in the Russian form at Bobby Mackeys. I just don't believe that his energy flows freely through the universe that gets stuck at Bobby Mackeys forever and ever, amen. Good need to applaud this, open! Jesus, all of them in here are some good music. It's like the ghost of the chef. Jeff wouldn't want to get stuck at Bob Mackeys. He'd want to be like, you know, something more cool.

I guess. I'm getting a sense of Tipatinos. Yeah, for sure. Whatever is here is actually an intelligent spirit, meaning one that can actively communicate. The other ones are done. Yeah, this one. Hey, man.

Show out with all of the Jordans. You know what I'm saying? Some of us aren't that short, but you know, Joanne is a bit of a dumbass. Blaming her, I'm pretty smart, I'm pretty sharp. He sends some friends in, it's got a boring ride. Oh, is something, Ove call to go down to that basement and chip away at concrete to uncover the wealth.

And then shortly off, yeah, it's called crystal meth. That's what, that's what drove basement and chip away at concrete to uncover the wealth. And then shortly after. Yeah, it's called crystal meth. That's what's wrong. That's what drove Carl to chip away. At the concrete floor. Yeah. You know, people take apart VCRs and put them back together and then go to meth binge.

That's what Carl was up to. Yep. Discovering the wealth, Carl experiences a possession. The basement. So when you are conducting a toe down here. How do you what's your flow? We usually go down that what's your flow? Fucker you dude What are you all want to be rap producer from Atlanta? What's your flow?

Podcast bro right there. It's normal. Down here. Is this normal for my fake equipment to go lighting up? Yeah, it's all over the place down here. I'll get the light on in here. Oh, what is all over the place? How's it going? What? As I walked in there, I just got this like, flash in my eye. Wow. That was weird. It wasn't the clock.

Ah! Ah! No, no, I don't think there's anything to do with ghosts. The X to see as a worn off from last night. You know, you get those little flashes, little twitches. I got the X twitch. Ha ha ha. From that, it was like a circle.

Was it a flash of light? No, it just, it was like within my vision, it just felt like a flash in my eye, like someone just trying to flash light and turn it off. It was weird, it just kind of startled me. You want to check out the wall? No, if you're just having a stroke, bro. Better get those slaps out.

No. It's not a ghost, you're just having a stroke, bro It's not a ghost you're just stroking out don't worry about This is the well right here. It's going this old abandoned well. Let's go down this hundred foot well and see what's doing What's your flow? I'm looking around. Yeah, I know. The light is about to fall apart. So stupid. First of all, extra darken there. They couldn't bring in a light bulb. There's a camera man.

I mean, put a light on it. Yeah, the light on the camera. The love of all is holy. Second of all, let's not go fucking around with wells. That haven't been touched in 80 years. Have you ever seen a fucking movie? Don't release the demon hounds on her. I mean, no. Ghostbusters taught us that. And that's the most believable ghost story I've ever seen.

So, Carl digs up this well and all of a sudden it's like taking the cap off a canopy that's been shaken up. Exactly. He felt that whatever he released from there was coming after him personally victory like a dream you know hey thanks call come on baby John soon the gates of hell open let's go thanks call for over the gates of hell appreciate it. Oh, by the way Oh, Carl seems like a nice guy Let's go find his children be right back. That's okay. He's in the wood. Yeah, he's in grain Yeah, Carl's like stuck like like Han Solo in the wood like Han Solo in the wood. Like Zod and Superman just floating through the universe

stuck in a panel of faux wood from 1970. He felt threatened being in here. Wow. Do you ever get any unsavory characters coming through here wanting to do stuff? I do have- I just had sex with one last night. I'm a two with one last night.

I'm in two words. In a 12 foot go stick. Couldn't feel it, but sex was amazing. A person who brought a Ouija board in, he climbed over the fence, got down in the will, put the Ouija board on his lap. Okay, so. And died, so. Yeah.

Climb over the fence, brought the Ouija board. Broke into the place. Yeah, put it on his lap and went down the well. And then put the Ouija board on his lap. Sounds perfectly safe to be. Yeah. I'm not sure how much I even believe in ghosts and I wouldn't do that.

You couldn't baby, you need to do that. Why? Because you don't go fucking with shit, you don't understand. Okay? So what happens next? Does he die? Probably not. You're gonna tell us some story

about how he got invaded by ghosts. They're blades and he started slicing his hand and then smearing the blood all over the Ouija board, trying to conjure something up out of the well, which many people believe is the portal to hell. Wow. Wow. That's intense. That's intense. What time we got lunch? Chipote? We're going to go to Chipote. Hey pick me up something while you get there. No problem, hell demon This place has been closed for all her years Maybe people believe this to gates and oh wow

Okay, cool man. What's the flow and hell? What's the flow? So y'all gonna like do a sash down there there or what's going on? What's up? You're gonna sash down there Let's get a weegee we get our flow going we're doing a little sash right bro, right? We'll get some chipotes Gates of hell go hey man. We're gonna get some seeded. Let's get some seeded. cheese dip for all the bros out there. Let's get some seed it heavy on heavy on the saw some bro Things that we've had happen like people being scratched people having things follow them home have happened since then This is where we've had things that was a bowl like one of those bowls that you ride.

This just goes to show. If you put the right film in the camera and you turn all the lights off, anything scary. She goes probably at night. This place is full of sorority girls drinking shots for a dollar. Throwing it us usually small rocks and we hear growling quite often. This room is pretty active most of the time. Interesting. Okay. Hey, it's your house.

Yeah, dogs, demons and werewolves. Go. Alright, go. He's so nice. Yeah. Can we take a 15 minute? I'm going to take a dump. Alright, cool.

Well, I'm going to go let it flow and y'all see if you can conjure up some spirits here, okay? Talk to you soon. I think there's a possibility of a portal here. It's definitely got some signature activity here, which would lend itself to the portal theory. Signature activity. Why was there a really dirty bathtub? I don't know, and yeah, why'd they have a day clean it up?

I mean, here's the best way to get away from the portals from hell. Use a little pine saw. Pine saw kills everything. That's right. Little chlorox guarantee to kill 99.9% of everything. Why didn't you just clean that shit up and let's all start fucking around.

It's fascinating and so much history. Why is Bobby Mackey not much to maintain it? He actually did try to expand the club. He was actually going to expand the entire building out into the parking lot and he had actually started some preliminary construction. But he overdrafted and he didn't work out. So we just left the murder bathtub here. Yeah, it's just kept the money. So we just left the murder bathtub here. So we have to portal the hell open. We couldn't get the bank to loan us some money to close the portal to hell.

He was gonna expand in the parking lot. Hey, Bobby, thanks for calling, reaching Spain. How can I help you? Yeah, I just wanna know if I could get some funds to close the portal to hell. I think Kurt, it's not so good. I've got to leave that portal open for a few more days. Well, the sudden a giant crack opened up in the parking lot and went through basically the building.

And I think he took that as a sign that they didn't want anybody building. And so he never did. And they had a geological survey done. And he was told that there was a fault line running through the property here. I know the fault lines in Kentucky. There are actually. Wow.

Do you know all the fault lines? Who are you? Yeah, I know. He's got like a fault line map. First of all, second of all, Bob Mackie, Bobby Mackie took it as a sign that the portal from hell was opening up. And geologists say it's just a fault line, a crack through the parking lot. The place hasn't been maintained. If you don't repay it, you're gonna get a crack in your parking lot. It's perfectly normal explanations for this. At least I want there to be a day two the day two of the investigation into bobby mackeys bath of port of the hell

a slora she could gather some people who've all had pretty significant experiences in the last few months. And we're just gonna sit around. They're all in rehab. What? I asked Lord to bring by six or seven mentally unstable human beings so that we could brainwash them into believing the portal from hell is right under their feet. Let's watch how they squelm. Oh my god.

Just face is really rough. Oh, man places really run down. She's dealing with. So, we're trying to get to the bottom of why activities seem to have increased lately. You've all had an experience here. Let me ask that, right? Okay. So, for those of you that can't see this right now, they've collected, like, I don't know, maybe 10 human beings that are sitting in the middle of this extraordinarily dark room

that's known as the bar Bobby Mackeys. And they're, it must be freezing in there because everyone's dressed to toe and coats, yeah. Well, it looks like it's stone. Yeah, it's stone. There's probably a draft from the portal to hell coming through. It's right through. Hey, it's draft being here.

It doesn't close the portal to hell for a few minutes. Yeah. Do you guys think they've been positive experiences with the paranormal? Not one person. Negative experience? Not one person. Okay. Okay. Let's just stop here for a second. Have you had any experience? Not one person. Okay, unless I'm on ITV, getting married to my favorite make-believe friend, I would have to say that if I ever had an encounter with a ghost from the portal to hell, I'd probably define that as a negative experience. Yeah. Yeah, what positive experience could you possibly have? It was a great time.

It was a great time. It was a great time. We had a great time. Slid my dogs throat, set me on fire. It was a huge party. Ghosts and goblins, murdering people all over the place. I quite enjoyed it, actually. Honestly, if Bobby Mackeys was like this every night, I'd be here every night.

Every single person here. be here every day. I have a recent go person here. How many of you feel that what you encountered did not want you here? Everybody raises their hand. We were actually here together. We just taken the tour and we were downstairs and when we went in there, I started feeling just sick. It was the best way I could describe it. Well, they're... and when we went in there, I started feeling just sick.

This is the best way I can describe it. Well, they're all molded out there. Two possible explanations. The Taco Bell I had had the hour previous or the gates from hell. Now, I then had explosive diarrhea and decided immediately I must have been the gates from hell because Taco Bell is my favorite food.

I never get the shits from that place. By the way, second of all, if you're taking a ghost tour, you are apt to believe that there are ghosts on your tour. Like something brushed me, and then I looked and she was white as a sheet. When I got home, I had three dishenditives marks on my left side, right in my rib river area and I didn't feel right for probably two two and a half weeks after.

How many people feel? I got scratch brother Gah! Who's that can't get up? Look at this mark on my chest! Bring me some more crowscaught cookies. I did some taglines. Some salty crackers with a glass of mountain dew. I guess got it.

I had three definitive marks on my chest and they every night when I go to get dressed in my bedroom clothing, they come back. Oh, really? Where are they? Right where my brawl line is. It's unbelievable. Never once had a brawl line until I looked under my boot. This is what you would call demonic.

Oh really? How many of you have had something probably you guys home? I mean you believe it's from Bobby's? Here? Yeah. I'm one of the tour guides here. I was getting ready to go to work. And tour guides, they have. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place.

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I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. I don't know the exact place. So there is financial incentive, and there certainly is a perspective incentive, meaning you believe in ghosts already, you think they're already here. Right? There's no impartial, impartiality in this little quiz that they're giving everybody right

now. This is a, what they would call a push-pull in politics. It's a pretty intense burning on one of my arms, and I looked down and there was a scratch. There was a curling iron literally attached to my arm. It had melted my arm. Pretty much from my wrist all the way up my forearm. I see shadows at my house. I see shadows at my house. I see shadows at work. I hear footsteps.

My husband hears it. How many of you guys with... One of these guys looks like George Strait came back from the dead. He's not dead. Conway Twitty. George Strait's not dead. Sorry, George. Conway Twitty's dead, though, right?. Conway, Twitty. George straights not dead. No. Sorry, George. Conway, Twitty's dead, though, right? Yeah.

Okay. Conway, Twitty. He looks like Conway, Twitty. If you had to scratch all the way up your arm, that had a burning cessation, did you happen to take a picture of it? Could we see evidence of that? No, of course not. Or visit a doctor. Yeah, visit a doctor and no. You believe there's a portal here?

Let's just, but there's some Neos for it. Yeah. Back up. Just a demon.? Let's just put thresom news for him. Back up. Just a demon. Does Nios for him? Help demon. That's it. Demon.

That's it. Get some tiger balm. Clear that shit right out. However, when I lock your head off, there's nothing that's going to reattach it. That was good. That was good. That was good. So guys, listen, thank you very much for coming here. I'm not gonna do it. Ah, that was good, no more minutes ago. Ha ha ha. Oh.

So guys, listen, thank you very much for coming here. I know it was kind of difficult for some of you, but we appreciate you coming and sharing with us. We're welcome, thank you guys. Okay, now hold on. If you had a room full of people who had been attacked by ghosts and demons from the portal to hell, would you not think to take the extra step

to call in some actual scientists? So you could get this, like at least put this down on a piece of paper to start showing some evidentiary chain that is the biggest problem I have with all of these. And I know that this is not real television. Like it's not meant to be a documentary or an actual study of any kind. But what drives me- They try to make it like that. They try to make it like that.

Well, of course, they want, you know, people who get into this kind of stuff, of which I could be one, like I'm not knocking anybody who's into it, but people who are into this kind of stuff, this is, I know that they know it's entertainment too. This is just for entertainment's sake. But what does drive me a little bit crazy is, if you had a woman that was scratched by a ghost, like physical evidence that a ghost could move objects around in this particular dimension. Wouldn't you want to at least, I don't know, document that it happened? Yeah.

Yeah. But no, because that'd be the end of the show. But something that I found really interesting was a lot of their experiences all matched. And that to me is a very validating thing to witness. Why would 14 people all be telling the same lie? Mass hysteria? They're all friends. Yeah.

And the one thing you found interesting about the portal to hell was that everybody thought the same thing? How is that? Yeah, that was it. With the evidence building, I think we need to toss the evidence to the bishop who conducted the exorcisms here in the past. All right this is Jack and Katrina's interview with Bishop Long in Wildeckentucky. All right let's roll. Thank you. My pleasure. Really appreciate you joining us. What do you think is inside of

Bobby Mackeys? Oh I don't think I know for a fact you're dealing with demonic entities. There's no question, but I can tell you that you are absolutely playing with fire. Oh, go leave you on a cliffhanger! The Bishop from Wilder. I've seen the second part of this. Trust me, it's more of the same. I'm starting to get into the travel channel. Yeah, Tiel sees my channel, but I think travel might be my channel too. Yeah, no, it's good.

I thought I would have never thought I would have said that. I don't actually travel anymore, they just travel. No, no, traveling. They travel the ghosts and the monsters. They mainly stick around the eastern Kentucky area. Yeah, I do. Looking for poor souls that are willing to buy into their bullshit. But it's a lot of good fun. And taking a satire, which I think it kind of is. Taking a satire, it's really funny.

It is funny. I have a hard time looking at it any other way, actually. Like I try occasionally to like get into what they're saying. But I just can't do it. I'm just not convinced. I'm not convinced. I'm not convinced. You don't catch me at Bobby Mackeys. You're a bit on a ghost tour before?

Oh yeah, you know how I am. Been on one, I have one. Dedicated to me. One day this studio is gonna be a ghost tour. And they're gonna hear the voice, the dulcet towns. Oh Brian Green, that's right. I'm gonna tell Astrid, I'm gonna say Astrid. One of the ways you can make money is market a ghost tour to the 10 fans we have out there. Get them to pay a thousand dollars, run them through the studio, have them put headphones on,

just make scary noises. I'll record some stuff ahead of my death so that you can, you know, hey it's me Brian! Thanks Tony for coming today! I can't believe you came all the way from Ecer Ketoki to see me! All right tcbpodcast.com that's where you go you listen to all the, you can find all the video. But the best part is, you can contact us if you'd like your free 21 EPM sticker and a little token of our appreciation.

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