The Commercial Break - Cars 4 Bryan & Money 4 Corey
Episode Date: December 13, 2023Bryan Green & Corey Feldman might be more similar than they think…anyway send all donations to 1-877-KARS4BRYAN. Bryan’s in “media sales” Juggernaut jerkanaut jergernaut? It’s not Barbie’...s Dream House, It’s Bryan’s Dream House! Coffee keeps us regular here at TCB That panera lemonade is killing people Mushroom coffee Bryan’s tea journey 1-877-KARS4BRYAN He was in his the heart wants what the heart wants era Bryan’s Corey Feldman obsession A musical adventure with Corey Feldman The Feldman Mansion Duh! He’s gotta realize his dream! Money, money, money…must be funny… Feldfam Tour He’s delulu LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**
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What exactly are we supposed to be doing at work
between now and Christmas?
Everybody's talking about decking the halls,
but I'm about to deck a bitch.
I'm ding-dong-dong.
On this episode of the commercial break... 7, 7 cars for Brian! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh yeah, Katsa kittens welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the executive chef of T&A.
Kristen Joy-Hodley.
Best of you, Kristen.
Best of you, Brian.
Best of you out there in the podcast universe.
Always wondering about that kitchen of yours.
Now, now you've seen it.
That's right.
You did some of my movies.
So this is, I didn't touch anything.
I was, that's careful, that's a touch anything.
For fear I might get, you know.
I don't know, maybe Jeff's putting his DD canters up on the...
I just loved this idea you have.
He's happening around.
Listen, I don't do shit around here, so I gotta imagine
everybody's life is exciting.
Well, I'm out the other day.
I'm out the other day and someone goes,
Oh my God, the interview's Steve A. Raugh!
And I'm like, yeah, interview's Steve A.
Dude, the life that you live,
can you have even imagined?
And I'm like, dude, you have a completely wrong impression
of the life that I live.
It wasn't like I was in Steve's trailer hanging out.
He literally showed up on my screen for an hour
and then I walked out the door and had to wipe shit
off the bottom of my shoe
because blue poop right outside the studio.
Trust me, any chance that I have
from my head to getting flated,
gets deflated the second I walk out this door.
And I like that, I like that actually.
No, it does, it keeps you humble.
Yeah, because if I would have talked to Steve O
when I was like 25 in a situation like this,
I would have just, I just would have knocked
my head through, it would have been impossible
for me to get into the door of a restaurant.
My head would have been too big.
I would have been like, yeah,
when I interviewed Steve O, the waiter would have been up big. I would have been like, yeah, when I interviewed Steve,
I would have waited a minute.
Can I get anybody anything to drink, appetizers?
And I would have been like,
a pov, DD counter.
Who, who, not?
Who, who, who, who, who, who,
appetizers on the block?
And I was like,
hey, listen,
a whole round of appetizers for everybody.
I just interviewed Steve,
oh, yeah, good dude, cool.
I would have told everybody, but now I'm hiding it for people. I just interviewed Steve. Oh, oh yeah, good dude. Cool. I would have told everybody
But now I'm hiding it for people like you are yeah, the kids are trying to get into these schools
And I'm like, oh right so we so we go to one of the schools for the kids to you know get into one of the schools
It's just like I had a how you do and meet the parents kind of thing. Yeah, and one of the one of the people that was there was saying
Oh, yeah, you know, we just we keep the kids on the straight and narrow even the language
We don't like that bad language around here and in the back of my head
I'm like, please don't find the commercial break. Please don't find the commercial break. Please don't find the commercial break
What do you do? I'm in media sales. That's right. Oh, that sounds exciting. Oh, it's much more exciting than you imagined it would be
We're really bad at media sales, but we do it. We try to do it
It's the cover.
So anyway, so I go over to your house, and I'm just like in my head, I'm like, oh, this
is where the naked apron happens.
Yeah.
Right here, right on this counter.
Heels, stockings, naked aprons.
And I just looked at it.
I was like, I just want to see what's going on.
I just want a tasty Tina.
Just a tasty Tina.
And Dee, what up, Dee be they got it to Tina I
Want to take the team of Jeff's little walnuts is little fruits and berries
Oh, don't like a good dick joke to start off your day Wednesday whatever day this
Fucking knows I don't know it's all blending together
I'm doing 150 episodes a week. I'm like. I don't know. It's all blending together. I know.
150 episodes a week.
I'm like, I don't even know where we're at.
And the holidays and family stuff.
So much.
I know.
It's a lot, isn't it?
It's a lot.
I love this time of year, but I inevitably get overwhelmed.
I think a lot of people feel that way.
Yeah.
And you know, it's this year, some more than others.
It feels a little bit more stressful. There's a lot going on. A lot's going on. So stay tuned, kiddies. And for those of you who have
been texting me, just like my friend from my Venezuela friend who was asking me why we
said for years we would not have guests on the show and then all the sudden just guests
start popping up is because shit changes and we change our mind and we have to keep ourselves
interested too.
We're kind of ADD, obviously,
about the fact that we, even if we write stuff down
in the notebook, it doesn't get done.
One of these days, we're gonna go through that notebook.
It's gonna be an episode.
Remember the notebook.
Maybe the beginning of season five,
we'll just go through the notebook.
But you're so right about this.
But I'm like, listen, we got to change.
Things got to change, we got to do.
Thank you, thanks, fresh.
Plus, let me just share this with the audience.
Breaking the fourth wall, we got to do things. Thank you, thanks, fresh. Plus, let me just share this with the audience. Breaking the fourth wall as I always do.
When you have a show like this,
and you have nobody listening,
yeah, the Jürgenaut, that's Felicia Dayson,
by the way, she was wonderful.
When you have a Jürgenaut show like,
is it Jürgenaut or Jürgenaut?
It's Jürgenaut.
Okay, yeah.
There's a Jürgenaut. But you're calling it, there's a Jürgenaut. Is it, I don't know jug or not? It jug or not. Okay, yeah. There's a jug or not.
But you're calling it, there's a Jirkanat.
Is it, I don't know, it's called Jop.
And maybe he's in his twigs and berries apron and cook it you some steak for today.
I would have said that's expected.
Yes, expected.
Wow.
What if I show up with you?
Yes.
He's got his balls wrapped in a red ribbon.
Sticking out of an apron.
That's a glory.
Old apron? Yes, you.
I know.
Oh shit, put the D.D. character away.
Green's here.
Fucking asshole.
Takes my wife four days a week.
I think it's Jaganah. I think it's Jérgana. Jérgana? I think it's Jérgana.
Okay, whatever, that was Felicia's words,
not ours, by the way.
But when you have a show like this,
you know, the guests that we got at the beginning,
Jeff was one of them.
Like the ones that we actually ran.
And by the way, I listen to that episode.
It's pretty good.
It's a great story.
Yeah.
And Rachel, that's right.
And Dr. Sin and a couple other people,
Oscar came on a couple times Oscar was great.
How was Oscar?
But when you have a show like this, like I just had this feeling that we probably Dr. Sin and a couple other people. Oscar came on a couple times Oscar was great. How was Oscar?
But when you have a show like this,
like I just had this feeling that we probably needed
to try and get the groove ourselves
before we brought anybody else in, plus,
and no disrespect to anybody who was on the show early.
But when there's a certain type of guest
that's coming in the door,
and you don't even get excited about them, right?
Then you're like, well, maybe we just shouldn't do that.
Right.
When you get Steve O to show up, then you're like, oh, okay, now maybe I should interview.
Even though we're really bad at it, at least we're trying, Chrissy.
At least we are trying.
And there was also the technical difficulties that we were very scared of.
Oh, yeah.
Well, go listen to the first three interviews and you'll see that those technical difficulties
still person. Yeah that's true too is that we just didn't know
how to do it. We did not do a Zoom call during the pandemic. But I mean you know listen we
just felt like it was time to shake things up a little bit and I'm glad that we did
because I've been really enjoying myself. I like having people come and talk to us and
enjoy and the feedback by and large is very positive.
So I'll take that.
And then we have a couple of, you know,
Nidnix, my Venezuelan friend.
Why would you have the guests on the show?
Because I am wanted to.
Is that your show?
There's enough days that there's no guests
that you can listen to those.
For God's sake, there's 300 fucking episodes a year. If 10 of them have
interviews, okay, just settle down everybody. No one sent anything bad. We're just a couple
of people. We're just curious as to you said, then you did that. But isn't that the whole
premise of the commercial break? It is the whole premise of the commercial break. It's an
ever evolving. We say things and don't do them. Yes. Or we don't say things. Or we don't say things. And then we do them. I think it works out a lot better
the second way actually. We just don't tell anybody.
Then we show up and things are there.
Low expectations. We have always had low expectations
and we have hit that mark every single time.
So don't be disappointed. We are still the same mediocre
comedy podcast that we worked two weeks ago.
We just managed to get a few people to come in
and agree with us.
I think I'm gonna stop drinking caffeine again
for the second time in my life.
Do you, you're a coffee drinker?
I use to, I love coffee.
I do tea now.
Yeah, I love coffee.
Coffee doesn't necessarily love me anymore.
I think it's the acidity.
It hurts, it gives you a heartburn.
Yeah, it just hurts my stomach a little,
but I love coffee, but I have switched to tea.
Yeah, you either do like a black tea or a green tea.
Yeah, you know, that's why I drink coffee
is because I do get, it does hurt my stomach
because that's what I want.
I want to be regular.
I want to be on the regular.
And I think I told you, like the second I see the coffee,
then I just already have to go back.
Right. Yeah, the astro has to hand it off to me in the kitchen and then I run down the
way yes and the kids are like
Dad and I'm like got a shit see you later
And
And the kids come into the bathroom and I know how they stand it in that bathroom
They're always in there, you know?
I don't know, they come in, I sit on the toilet,
it's like I sit on the toilet, I got three friends
in this tiny little water closet.
And they're always like,
Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan,
and I had just answer questions in the morning.
I feel like it's my morning press conference.
It's really what it is.
Oh, the toilet.
Yeah, it's my morning press conference to the kids.
It's a family meeting there,
while I'm shaking, poop, poop, I'm shaking. I'm sure this is familiar
to anybody. But the reason why I say the caffeine is because I'm finding myself having
those like like in the afternoon, I just get wasted tired. Like when the caffeine wears
off, the crash happens. And it, I don't know, it's starting to really affect me. I get
like this hour during the day when I feel so ineffective. It's usually while I'm doing the recording of the commercial break, which is why it sounds so shitty.
But I do feel like this crash is coming. I've gotten weaned myself off caffeine one other
time before and the caffeine headaches and the whole nine yards. It went off for two
or three weeks. Yeah, but I'm ready to do it. And I'll tell you why I'm ready to do it
is because I think, you know, having your heart race like that every morning too might not might be detriment
did you hear about that fucking panero bread bullshit
I saw that pop up in my news feed and I'm
I mean you start talking about your feed
something to do with eliminate crazy limited
let me need boost or something or raspberry
like lemonade
yeah I'm not kidding people two people have died
I know I saw that
and now they're trying to connect the dots and you you know, listen, they died, they died.
That's a terrible thing, terrible, terrible thing.
And they are blaming it on the,
what the thing is is that Panera has this new line of drinks
that they have at their soda machines.
And it's called like, I don't, I think it's called
like Panera Boost Lemonade or something.
And what it's supposed to do, or what it says it does,
is give you that fresh, clean, organic boost
you've been looking for.
Well, there's nothing fresher clean about panera's fucking jizzy jazz lemonade coming
out of a soda fountain.
If you're looking for organic stuff coming out of a soda fountain, you are a nood, Nick,
you're a dumb dumb.
That's not what these two people were doing.
They were just like the drink.
They went there, they drank for the caffeine, but they got so, one of them had a heart
condition that she should have never been drinking it in the first place, but they say
it was mislabeled.
And then the second guy, he had been up for like 35 hours drinking this, this boost lemonade
and he passed away.
But apparently this stuff is like super kicky in the dick kind of fucking caffeine.
I never got into there's a lot of people did, you know, the energy drinks, red ball monster,
red ball monster and everything was super
happenated.
I couldn't, it was too much for my system.
It made me anxious.
When I first drank a Red Bull, I was like, this is fucking cough syrup.
This tastes disgusting.
It was awful.
But I quickly got over that when we put it in vodka.
With the hot.
Yeah.
We put it in vodka.
Yeah.
Or when you got that boost, but also I got used to the taste really quickly, and I liked it. Yeah. I need that hot. I need a hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot- where Dave Grohl had to go to the hospital because he was like totally addicted to caffeine
and he was drinking the Red Bulls.
And he drank, I don't know what it was,
I'm saying this number, it's not true,
but I'm saying this number for exaggerated purposes.
He drank like 15 Red Bulls in a morning
when he was going to studio record.
And he ended up having like a heart popitation
and he had to go to the hospital.
And I don't know, but at the time,
at least he said he was gonna swear off the red bulls
or take it down the notch.
And that caffeine, man, it's just like.
You know what I've heard about is the mushroom coffee.
Not the psychedelic kind.
Don't get all excited.
I was all excited.
No, it's then, you've had to have heard of it.
It's everywhere.
It's the mushroom coffee.
I tried it one time and it was good.
I saw the advertisements on Instagram or whatever for the mushroom coffee. I tried it one time and it was good. I saw the advertisements on Instagram
or whatever for the mushroom tea.
When I was like, with that girlfriend I had,
you know one, okay, I don't even need to say her name.
I don't even need to say her name in Chris Yardley
knows what I'm talking about.
We went to San Francisco one time
and we went to San Francisco.
Oh God.
I had to drag that poor girl through the airport.
Oh, let me tell this story.
And then I can tell the airport dragging story
before we get into the meat potatoes.
This, we went to this T shop in Chinatown in San Francisco
where they did a T tasting and the guy behind the counter
could not have fit the part more than a Chinese man
and older Chinese man doing a tea tasting.
He was funny, he was engaging, he was telling you all about the teas.
He was so authentic.
I mean, I don't know, I've never been to China, but it felt to me to be so authentic, I
got really excited about this thing.
And so then he says, you know, you drink coffee, and I'm like, yeah, I am actually a coffee
drinker.
How did you know that? Yo, yellow tea. And I was like, yeah, I am actually a coffee drinker. How did you know that? Yo, yellow teeth.
And I was like, okay, that might be the cigarettes too,
but all right, I got it.
Okay, there we go.
And he said, I'm gonna give you the perfect tea
to replace that coffee, the perfect tea.
Have one of these, have one small cup in the morning.
It's, you won't have the crash,
you won't feel all crazy.
I promise you, this is the thing you need to do.
I'm like, okay, he makes me this tea,
shows me how to make it with the tea,
you know, the whole nine yards, like a-
It was at the loose leaf.
The loose leaf tea.
I love the loose leaf tea, yeah.
So he made me this tea.
I don't know, it was 11 o'clock in the morning.
Chrissy, I felt wonderful.
I was dancing down the streets of Chinatown.
I'm telling you what, I felt like,
what's that guy's name?
Kirk Douglas, who's the other Michael Duck- What was the guy who did that of Chinatown. I'm telling you what, I felt like, what's that guy's name? Kirk Douglas, who's the other Michael Doug?
Who is the guy who did that?
Chinatown movie.
Oh.
The guy who was in overboat.
Yes, overboat.
Overboat.
Yeah, overboat.
Oh, overboat.
Overboat.
Kurt Douglas, right?
No.
No, not Kurt Douglas.
Yeah, Kurt Douglas.
Yeah, he's married to that lady.
Yeah, they're not married, but yes,
they've been long time partners, right?
No, not Kurt Douglas, we're thinking of it wrong.
Anyway, that guy, I felt like that guy,
dance it down the streets a charity time.
Is it the Christmas Chronicles dance?
Yeah, it's shit, Google that shit.
God, we are old.
I know.
We're brain-sounding anymore.
This is why I probably don't need to stop drinking coffee.
That's because I can't remember anything.
We need the mushrooming coffee.
That's true.
It's supposed to be very clarifying.
So he makes his tea for me.
I'm bouncing down the streets and he was right.
I had a really great caffeinated feeling
and I didn't crash and I didn't get a headache
and I didn't feel all jittery
and I took a whole big tub of this thing home
and it lasted, I don't know, maybe about.
Kurt Russell.
Kurt Russell, there you go.
Cart Russell.
I feel like Cart Russell and Chan,
I was jumping all over the streets in China.
So this guy, he turned me on to this,
and I'm telling you what, it really did replace the coffee
in a snap, and I didn't have any of the withdrawal symptoms
of caffeine, and I felt really good,
and I liked the ritual of making the tea in the morning
But I will be damned if I I lost the original tin can that it came in and I'll be damned if I cannot
Remember or find a tea that did that the same as that and I wish I got you covered. Do you yeah?
I'm yes, you're so sweet. sweet. If anybody has any tea recommendations out there, like I want it highly caffeinated,
I want it to taste like Coca-Cola,
and I would like a BMW inside of the team can, please.
You have to try it to find that I have.
It's really good.
Yeah, and I'll get you the little sampler kit
because there's four different ones,
and it's all sustainable and done very well.
When all hope is lost, your best friend is there for you.
That's right.
You're the best, Chrissy. I love you.
Let's take a break.
We'll make out for a little bit.
And then we'll be back with more commercial break.
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All right, you ready for this? I did a little homework on the on the break. Okay.
A large 30 ounce mango, use of citrus charged lemonade, so they're called charged
during, it's not boost drinks, charged lemonade contains
300 and 90 milligrams of caffeine and 124 grams of sugar,
grams of sugar. 124. 124? 124. On top of the 390 milligrams for reference.
I wonder it's sharp.
A large cup of Starbucks coffee has 180 milligrams,
and as does most energy drinks, as do most energy drinks,
that you drink.
So they are doubling the content of caffeine
in this large, I mean, 30 ounces is a big fucking drink.
Who needs 30 fucking ounces of charge?
Use a citrus tea.
Come on guys, be cool.
Like just settle it down.
Can't you do 15 ounces?
That's three more than a big drink.
Why do the drinks keep getting bigger?
Why do we need, and you put ice in there
and that's all watered down by the time you can drink it?
Who drinks 30 ounces of anything?
I know.
I don't know.
But cream, I drink 30 ounces of cream and that.
I don't know, but for some reason I have those gigantic cups at my house.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah, the big plastic things.
You just collect them, QT, BP, that's McDonald's.
The game.
Yeah, they make them plastic like they're like they're collected.
I know.
And then everybody has that shitty cups that you only bring out when best friends come over.
So poor. You go. Extra large wine and so you're not embarrassed. The shitty cubs that you only bring out when best friends come over to support your extra
large wine and so you're not embarrassed.
We only bring out the good glasses when families around.
When your friends come over, just go, go ahead and take a plastic cup.
Take a shitty plastic cup because that's what I think you're worth.
A shitty plastic cup.
I know and then they always have two.
They always have two.
Like, because they've been in the dishwasher a couple of times. They're always melted. Yeah. They're kind of melted and they're they don't say what they
used to say. Yeah. No, we got these cups from the brave schedule.
Oh, the brave schedule from 1992. Yeah.
Back there.
When baseball only had 30 games a season.
I know totally. So reminding me about that trip to San Francisco,
I'll tell this story.
So I go to San Francisco for a business affair.
It's a business team meeting.
I'm consulting for this consulting company.
I'm consulting for a consulting company.
They have me come to their big, you know.
Just bring in the big.
Yeah, just bring in the big,
I'll send the guy who knows the least about what we're doing.
I swear to God, that was my first big job.
Yeah, I remember that.
Where when they told me, I had to go to their house
to get this job.
It was a husband and a wife that owned the company.
Sweetest, the loveliest people.
I loved working for them.
I really did.
Husband and wife, but they had a company of like 200 people,
and those people just spread out all over the United States
and it was a remote company.
So when they told me they had to come
do a face-to-face interview,
they gave me their home address here north of Atlanta.
And so I was like, oh shit, the Honda.
The Honda.
The Honda.
You had to park me the other side.
I know, I had to park on the other side of the cul-de-sac
the wrong way so they couldn't see the shitty part of the car. So I go in there and do the
interview and at the end of the interview they're like this is wonderful. We love you. We want
come work with us. And I'm like yeah, yeah, let's and she's like the wife is like the company car.
That's what I said. I got you have a company car that I actually need right now.
Oh, I can use it.
Or can I just borrow yours while I get this one towed?
Because unfortunately, my left head light just fell out.
You can give it to cars for kids.
Love it.
Seven seven cars for Brian.
Seven seven seven seven cars for Brian.
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can pay you this much over the course of 12 months. And I was like, holy ding dong, captain
crunch, get me to the church mama holy roller. I was so excited. It was like a big boy job
with a big boy paycheck. And I could finally pay my rent only 15 days later as opposed to
45, right? I was like, I was so excited about all of it.
I had of the, I the kicking out. Yes.
Whatever the eviction.
Yeah.
The eviction.
Just had the eviction.
Yeah, just.
Right.
When they put that red sign on your door,
you go pay the red and make them happy.
They knew the drill.
They gave me a few extra days.
So I get hired in November and in early December,
they're like, come to this big company meeting in San Francisco.
It's the one time a year that we get together.
So we all fly out there.
And the girl that I was dating at the time
was so upset that I was gonna go to San Francisco
without her.
And I'm like, it's a company meeting.
Like, what do you want me to do?
I don't think it's appropriate.
First of all, I really have never had a job like this.
So I don't know what's appropriate or not appropriate.
But she was so insistent that she wanted to come.
And in my head, then I felt like, well, okay.
She's out there and what's the big deal?
I already have the hotel room. Can't she just stay there and do her thing during the day?
So I told the company that would be fine with a normal girl.
Yes, that would be fine. I mean, listen, that'd be fine with a normal human.
Right. Yeah.
But that didn't turn out to be the case.
So we get there first night.
We got there a couple of days early actually I asked them
to fly me out there early so we can hang out.
So we get there a couple days early and the first night of the conference they have like a
welcoming party in the bar of the hotel and I go downstairs and of course the girl that
I'm dating is just so upset that now I'm leaving you know a while you're leaving me you're
leaving me you're not paying it and I'm like listen it a fucking company event, what do you want me to do?
I don't know that anybody else's wives
or girlfriends are here or boyfriend.
Let me at least get this out.
Please, can I scope it out and I'll text you.
So I get down there, I have a few drinks,
and then I mention that she's with me.
And the CEO of the company, as polite and nice as he was,
was like, well, tell her to come down.
Like there's a couple other people in the group here
that brought their significant others. Come on, just tell her to come down. Like there's a couple other people in the group here that brought their significant others.
Come on, just tell her to come down.
It's not a big deal.
It was a big deal.
It ended up being a huge deal.
And in the middle of the fucking night,
I had to take her to the hospital
because she started to vomit and shit at the exact same time.
Chrissy, I've never seen anything like it in my entire life.
We did not have too much to drink.
There was no drugs being taken.
And all of the sudden, she started to vomit
and poop everywhere, everywhere.
It was like, on the everywhere, all over the hotel room.
It was disgusting.
Well, and you know it wasn't food poisoning because.
Ah, I'm probably gonna eat food to have food poisoning.
That's terrible.
I should say that.
So, end of trip. So now she's sick for the next couple of that. So, end of trip.
So now she's sick for the next couple of days.
Yeah, it's sad.
It's sad.
And it was tough.
But God gave me, here you are stressed out.
I know.
I know.
I know.
And I had to leave meetings early because she was in such a state that I had to go and
calm everything down and make sure everyone was okay.
And it was just like, it was so stressful.
It was so stressful.
How long did that job last?
Not long.
What if it came clear, I had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.
I actually left the job because I said to them, I said, listen, this isn't working out.
And I don't want you to spend all this.
I was so stupid.
I should have just wrote it out,
but I felt they were really nice people
and I was in way over my head.
Way, way, way over my head.
So get to the end of the trip.
There's a lot of drama in the next three days,
but let's fast forward to the end of the trip.
We got to get on a plane early in the morning.
It's like eight o'clock in the morning.
So I get up, she is still sick, right?
And I'm just praying. I'm praying
with everything that I got that I can get through this airport experience. Right. So I have
to like, I have to carry her to the cab. We get in the cab. She's like laying down in
the back of the cab. So sick, right? And I'm just mortified. I don't know what I'm going to do because I know
that with someone else, I may have been able to just kind of rally her, right? Just say,
rally them. I might even say, hey, listen, come on, we just get on the plane, you can sleep it off,
take a binadrill, sleep it off, whatever you got to do. But that was not the case with this person,
she literally sat like a child in the middle of the airport
refusing to move because she said she was so sick.
And after a while, this started to draw some attention.
Like people were like, is everything okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
There was no physician that got involved.
I wish if there's a, her mom got involved.
That's what happened.
Okay, so now the time now the clock is ticking.
The time is there, we gotta get through security.
So I'm like, please, listen, please,
let's just, we can get through security,
and once we get through security,
I promise it's gonna be okay, you can lay down,
we'll find some seats for you, you can lay down.
But the reason why we had to make it home so quickly
is because my twin brother was ill,
he had just had surgery, and I wanted to get back to him.
So I'm like, please can we just like get through the security?
So, Chrissy, I am going through security and it's like this girl is like
feigning passing out every a couple of seconds.
And this starts to draw attention from the security.
Sure.
So we get up to the front where they like check your ID and stuff and the officers looking at
what the TSA guys looking and he's looking and he's looking and she's like pretending to pass out and you're doing this whole number and I'm like,
I'm like stand up, stand up, stand up!
And the TSA guys like, is everything okay here, sir?
And I'm like, oh, everything's fine.
My fear was, if she was really sick, they may not let her on the plane because they may
say, we don't want to get everybody else sick, that's liability for us.
But I'm a dumb dumb and what do I fucking know? No one's gonna tell you you can't get on a plane
You're sick everybody gets on a plane when they're sick. So the I start to go through the security and I'm holding her bag and
The next TSA agent is like
Sourish just carry on back and I'm like oh
No, she's sick. I don't care if she's sick. She's got a carry on bags. She can't carry on bag
You got to go you got go, you gotta go,
take it somewhere else.
Take it somewhere else, this feels better.
And I'm like, holy shit, please carry your bag.
I can't carry my bag.
Please carry your bag.
I can't carry my bag.
And I'm like, oh my God, what am I gonna do?
We are standing there holding up all of FSO, SFO,
because someone got sick a number of days ago.
You know what I'm saying?
We get through security.
We get to the gate.
We have like an hour to go before we're gonna get on this plane and
this person is in such a state making such a scene all over the place. I don't know what to do.
My phone rings, it's her mother. I
I don't think I've had five phone conversations with this woman in my entire life, but I pick it up and I'm like, hello.
Hey, I know you're with up and I'm like, hello.
Hey, I know you're with her and I know she's in a moment.
She's having a tizzy.
Her mom knew, right?
And I was like, oh yeah, it's really bad.
Like I don't know what to do.
I don't know in this particular situation how I handle this.
Like we probably need to get on the plane.
We're gonna need to get on the plane at some point.
We gotta get going.
And she's like, listen, go to a little store.
Buy yourself some Benadreriel or Tylenol PM,
get yourself a Gatorade and put that Tylenol PM
that Benadriel and that Gatorade, mix it up real nice.
She'll go back to sleep.
And I'm like, whoa, wait, are you telling me to drug your daughter?
And she's like, no, I'm not telling you to drug my daughter.
I'm telling you to help her go to sleep.
Help, help, help.
And I'm thinking to myself, I think this is illegal.
I'm pretty sure this is illegal, probably immoral.
But I'm gonna do it, right?
I'm like, I'm gonna do it.
I go, I buy a gatorade.
How about that it's okay.
How about I'm telling me to do it?
I go, I buy a gatorade, I get a benedral,
like a packet of benedral capsules.
And I am standing there, probably like 50 feet from her.
And I'm standing there, and I'm getting ready
to put that capsule inside of the drink, and I'm getting ready to put that capsule
inside of the drink, and I'm like, no, no, no, no, Brian,
you can't do this, you can't drug somebody without telling you.
You just can't do it.
So I go up, and I'm like, listen, I'm gonna give you some
Gatorade, let's put some Benadryl in there.
That way you'll feel relaxed, and you can take a nap
on the plane.
And after much Ballyhoo, she says, okay, you know, and so she,
so all of the Benadryl takes the Gatorade,
we get on the plane, we go to sit on the seats,
and she passes right out, right?
She goes right to sleep, and I'm like, okay, thank God,
like at least she's comfortable now, she's comfortable.
Chrissy, I had to literally carry her off the plane.
I had to throw her on my shoulder.
Yeah, she was carrying her off past out. I played, she was on my shoulder. She was carrying her off fast out.
I played, she was fast out.
And then we got home and of course she woke up and all night long,
it was like a whole debacle.
It was so, if you've ever been sick on a plane,
the heart wants with the heart wants.
The whole month, with the heart wants.
I remember calling me after this whole trip.
Oh my God.
And I was like Brian, come on now.
Oh, Christy, you told me so many times.
I mean, how many people told me so many times?
Listen, I'm sure she's a lovely woman,
but she's not for you.
Get out.
Every time you go somewhere, it's a whole fucking ordeal.
We all got to deal with it.
And I'm like, you know, obviously there was some pain and suffering that she was going through internally, right? There were some things going deal with it. And I'm like, you know, obviously, there was some pain and suffering
that she was going through internally, right?
There were some things going on with her.
I wanted to be the fixer.
I did want to be the fixer.
We've all been there.
I wanted to be the fixer too.
That's why I got blue.
Yeah, you want to be the fixer too.
That's why I continue to go with blue,
because I'm like, well,
I know.
If I can't raise my children,
at least I can fix the dog.
Right, it's like I'm doing something. I feel accomplished. Yeah, and I mean it's just like it was it was thing after thing after thing
Yeah, at the one time she locked me out of my apartment
I didn't really had to call the police to ask to get in my apartment
There were many instances of things
That era is is behind you. I think what would we call that in the Taylor Swift arrow? What what which arrow would that be?
What's wrong with Brian?
That sex must be good
Even my dad said to me what
What it is what it is my dad even told me one time. He's like I sure hope the sex is good
I was like wow dad. did you just say that?
He's like, well, I don't want to point it out, but I'll just say it. I sure hope the sex is good.
Something's good. Yeah, well, it's kind of good, I guess. All right.
Speaking of the sex is good, you know, I've been on a kick about Cory Feldman for the last couple of months.
And when Steve O. was here, I really wanted to ask him, if he believed that Cory Feldman really believed
that he had had some conspiracy theory,
not a conspiracy theory, but a grand plan
by all the big media companies executed against him
so that he would be made fun of
and they would tear down his musical career
if you could call it that,
because of his show on,
because of when he went on the today's show and kind of made a
Ass of himself, right?
So I have been totally infatuated with Corey for the last, I don't know, let's call it seven or eight years ever since the musical era of
Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman for those of you that don't know was a child actor and he starred in
movies like Stan By Me,
Gounies, The Lost Boys.
Uh huh, License to Drive, I think.
License to Drive.
Well, it was he, you know, Corey Feldman and Corey Ham.
Yeah, those two were always,
in a lot of movies together.
And they were best friends,
they called them the two Korees and they went around.
Now, Corey has a troubling life story,
but let's put that aside for a second.
I don't wanna get into that part of his life.
What I wanna get into is the musical part of his life
where all of the sudden, with no rhyme or reason whatsoever,
he starts showing up on the scene,
dressed as Michael Jackson, singing in some weird falsetto
and making incredibly weird dance moves.
And he's been doing this for like, I don't know,
20 years he's been doing this musical like, I don't know, 20 years
he's been doing this musical group.
So you've got to give the kid a little bit of credit
on the persistence, but the substance is absolutely ridiculous.
Yeah.
My thought is, I go one of two ways on this.
Corey is completely oblivious to the fact
that he's just not a fantastic musician
under any circumstances.
And he is completely clueless as to how people are seeing him, their perception, right?
Because he's selling out concerts, but people aren't going there for the right reasons, Chrissy.
They're going there because they know it's going to be a shit show.
Yeah, they want to get views on YouTube by recording whenever shit that Cory does on stage.
And he's always up to something on that stage.
He loses a tooth.
The guitar guy didn't do something right.
The cord is out of place.
He's always making excuses as to why the music is not as good as it should be.
But the truth is, the music just isn't good in the first place.
Under the best of circumstances, it's like the commercial break.
Under the best of circumstances.
With all the technology working, the show's still not going to be all that great, right?
Right? So don't blame it on the technology, just admit you're not all that good at what you do.
But Corey persists and he continues to do these shows and put out these albums over and over and over again.
And I am really interested in this part of his life because the other part of me says
Corey is a master PR person and he is making money by pretending like
he is not in on the joke.
And so there's this other part of me that says Corey knows exactly what's going on.
He knows that people are making fun of his music.
He knows that people are coming to his show because it's kind of like a side show, it's
a circus show, but he doesn't care because he's making money and he's selling out shows he's getting the attention that he wants.
What say you, Chrissy Houdley?
I say that some people are delusional.
Yes.
Like the girl I dragged through the San Francisco airport.
I think some people are very delusional and very not self-aware.
No.
And with the troubling past that he has had between allegations of sexual abuse, definite
drug and alcohol problem, you know, relationship, failed relationships here and there and
everywhere his best friend, the other Cory died.
Died of drug overdose.
Yeah.
So I think it might at least me say, what say you me say?
What say you me say?
Me say that, I think he's just delusional.
Me say mooseau.
If on the same in the Samamakusa, as Michael Jackson would have said, and Michael Jackson,
by the way, was a friend of Corey Haymes.
When Corey was like seven, right?
Yeah.
So they would hang out.
There has been some speculation that he was one of Michael's boys.
You're just being silly.
You've been silly now, Creasy.
I mean, Corey, but just friends, you're just being silly. You've been silly now, Creasy. Add me a Cori with just friends. You're just being silly. I think anybody who was caught in that
trap over there at Never Never Land was probably never, never had a chance of having a
normal adult life because that was a weird world. And so you take that into account. I
tend to sway that way. Like I sometimes my mind goes to master PR person, but I tend to sway to he is just delusional.
Yeah, I think he wants it to be good.
It's just not.
It's just not.
So, but in his head, it is and it could be
and he wants it to be.
If he just keeps trying.
Just keeps trying.
Oh, he just pretends.
Like sometimes when you're in your own echo chamber.
Yeah.
And there's probably a lot of people around him that are saying, yeah
That's right a lot of people around him
The people that are the master PR that's right. That's right. That's right. It's probably his agent is like
Cory
Yeah, what's going on? I'm gonna
Okay, Cory settle down with all the musical stuff right now. I just can't take anymore
But I want you to know that
Someone has booked you for a wedding. They want you to play a wedding. Oh
Shout go I'm gonna play my new song. I'm a new stuff. Okay, okay great
All they really want you to do is they want you to just stand on the stage and pull out your team
I said yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that I'm going to sing covers of lost boys! Okay, Corey, Corey, listen, if we want to keep on making money, you can't sing anymore.
Can we get a backtrack?
I'm not going to do that.
It's against my music.
Okay, Corey, listen, you got a bank account that's dwindling, and you have very few offers
to do television or movies.
So tell you what, let's go to the birthday and wedding circuit.
Do you think you can do that?
Cachachao!
Yeah, I do it, no problem. Corey's like, Corey is, he's just, he birthday and wedding circuit. Do you think you can do that? I'm just gonna chow, yeah, I'll do it, no problem.
Corey is like, Corey is, he's just, he's not in TVs.
He's not in movies anymore.
Yeah.
He's just desperately trying to hang on to one thing
that gets him the attention that he rightfully deserves.
And why he rightfully deserves it, I don't know.
I just said that to make myself feel better
about busing out of Corey Feldman.
But when we get back from this break
and through the next episode,
we are going to take a musical journey with Cory Feldman.
Are you ready for this, Chrissy?
I don't know.
Listen, I know it's been a tough couple months for you
and I don't mean to pour salt in the wound here,
but, you know, if you can't make fun of Cory Feldman,
who can your make fall down, right?
Am I right?
Right, right, right, right, right, right. All right, let's take a break.
And then we'll come back with a journey into the imagination of Corey Feld, the musical
imagine.
This is where we're at.
This is where it's all come down to.
Felicia one day, what he felt in music the next. Oh my God.
This is why you love the commercial break.
Admit it.
Because we are also not in on the joke.
Sometimes I wonder of all those people.
The less thing are just they're doing the same thing.
The people are doing a Corey show.
That's, I go one of two ways.
Either we're really good and we're just not aware of it.
We're really terrible.
Like we think we are and people just like to tune in and see what a shit show it's going
to be. Either way, jokes on you, because we're making $7 an episode. Oh yeah. And you know
what? We got to pay those bills right now, so we'll be back after these words.
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Okay, let's start our musical adventure with Corey,
in its rightful place.
Corey is, I think this is like 2016 or 17,
Corey or 18, Corey wants or 19 or 20, I don't know, 2016 or 17. Cory or 18.
Cory wants or 19 or 20.
I don't know, you figure out the year.
What do you want me to do all the homework for you?
Come on guys, get it together.
Look at Chris, he's like, oh my God.
I can't believe we do this for a living.
Yeah.
Cory is begging people for money.
He gets on, he wants to do a go fund me
or a crowdsourced funding for his next album.
He has apparently been hiding for 10 years by his accounts.
He's been hiding away building this masterpiece.
He now just needs your money in order to make that dream come true.
Why?
I don't know.
No one else would give them the money like that.
That's right.
Unfortunately, the record companies were busy with talented people making actual records.
So Corey goes online and he appeals to the fans.
I don't know who's listening to this, but okay, let's go here first and then we'll go listen to some of his music.
Are you ready?
I was trolling on the internet.
As I do like to do.
And the long awaited Corey Feldman episode is here episodes are here.
Here we go.
Here's Corey back some of your you'll figure it out asking for money for his brand new
album.
Hi, I'm Corey Feldman.
Welcome to my Indiegogo campaign elevator to his sentient.
Welcome to Feldman's studios.
This is where I've been locked away for the
last, well, decade, but...
This is welcome to the Feldman mansion studios.
Yeah.
Fuck it ass cloud of that. To mention you're in a mansion. The Feldman mansion. Is it
be like, welcome to the TCB double wide studios.
I know. Well, you're in a mansion, but you're asking for money.
Yeah.
Once you sell the mansion, if you're so passionate about this decade-long project,
who takes a decade to record an album in their own mansion?
Billy, for the last few years,
so if you haven't seen or heard of me much,
that's because I've been in here
working on this decade-long album project.
Well, we have been so concerned about you, Corey,
for the last decade.
By the way, how many years is a decade?
It's a tough baker's dozen. Now, that's not all I've been doing, Cory, for the last decade. By the way, how many years is a decade? It's a tough baker's dozen.
Now, that's not all I've been doing,
obviously, in that time I put out another album
with my band Trude Movement, We Toured the United States,
and I put out a couple lost boys' films
and a couple seasons of a show called The Two Corries,
and a few other movies along the way.
So I have been very busy.
So I haven't really been that busy,
but let me share with you all the busy things I've been busy doing.
One of that's cloud.
He says that one of these people like just can't take you know what I'm saying?
It's like, oh, I really haven't been up too much. I made a couple of movies, more TV shows.
I made a lot of money. I've got a Ferrari in the kitchen.
You know, listen, I haven't been doing a lot except a lot that I've been doing.
You know what I'm saying? I just want to humble. It's a, what do they call that?
It's a humble brag, a humble bragging.
But anyway, enough about that,
let's talk about Injealic to the Core, my new album project.
And Jealic to the Core is an exciting new musical journey,
kind of like a concept album.
Kind of like a concept album, only it's really bad.
So it's, you know, it's kind of like Pink Floyd the world,
minus all the talented musicians playing on the album it's the bad
concept it's it's a concept album the concept is shitty music all through it
but instead of telling a story it takes the listener through a musical
experience a musical journey through all types of sounds from EDM to pop to rock
to hip- hop to a screaming
band she also known as my voice I mean a musical experience Corey that you're taking people
through a musical journey really I mean I am intrigued at this point to hear this oh
no worry we're gonna get to that everything in between you're gonna be so intrigued you're
gonna beg me to stop it's literally a song we're gonna go in intrigued you're gonna beg me to stop. It's literally a song.
We're gonna go in and do it.
We're gonna do another 62 minutes of it.
Don't worry, if it isn't good fun I wouldn't do it.
I'm not just gonna make you sit here and listen to Corey's album, because that's not gonna happen.
The ages and the songs, well there's 22 of them.
It's a double album. It's a very big project. And it also happens to feature some of today's greatest names in music.
Oh, please. I can't wait for this. Who's who list of musicians that Corey's got in his
Corefeld mansion or whatever it is? Snoop Dogg, Fred Durst, B Howard, Coyote Jones from the Pussycat dolls, Rick one from black eyed peas scot page and john karen from pink fluid
uh... the list is that
when was there a scot page in pink fluid
but i don't know enough about the
i'm gonna tell you right now i know enough about pink fluid members
that any of the good albums they did there was no scot page hanging around
at least i hope that's correct and i don't get a bunch of emails about it.
We have some really great people involved. It's a really great project and I'm really excited
to go. Also, Snoop Dogg appears on every single person's album ever and has many wines
and tequila and things. That's right. He puts his name on everything. That's right.
That guy knows how to make a dollar. He knows how to make a dollar and that's you can make it one of two ways. Put out very little and make it super good or put out a whole shit
load. Yeah. And don't really worry about the quality because you're just you're hit trying
to hit the numbers. So right about that. The list is no, it's true. Yeah, I mean, Snoop
is a name. No, oh Snoopy Snoop Snoop, Snoop Doggie Doggie Doggie.
I'm all about it.
He will put his name on anything. Snoopy Deo, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o, De-o The guy's like 4'9, do you know that? Yeah. On the mainstream, I need to make Billboard.
I need to make the top 40.
This is all the big goal.
I need to get this album heard, promoted, marketed, publicized, and big enough to warrant
the size tour that we want to bring to you.
In order to sell out Wimli 7 nights in a row, I'm going to need your cash to market
it to pay off the billboard people to get on the billboard charts. That's just a musical
fact. Everyone else does it. If we get... Why do you need money? I don't... You know, do you
know what I'm saying? Do you think that Corey would have enough connections to get an album
published? You would think so. That somebody in his universe, over the years and years
and years he's been in Hollywood, would say, sure, we'll put this record out for you.
What about one of the other musical people that he just mentioned?
What about Snoopy W. D.O. D. and Dr. Dreyer at your door? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just to give you a little bit of history, with this album, when I first released a sentient millennium as the first
single, we released a video to MTV. That video made Buzzworthy status within 12 hours.
Within six months, it had been seen by a million people worldwide. It was an instant viral
hit.
Uh, no. I don't remember even heard of it. No, No, no, no, no, no wasn't an instant viral hit
You're not Charlie bit my finger come on give me it break. You're not bored ape NFT
What are you talking about MTV hasn't played music videos since 1989?
Why did you see a music video of Corey Feldman's no No. Now, the second single was called Duh.
We made another video.
The third single was called...
So cool, Echek.
Yeah, Duh.
But he featured in Doc Ice and we promoted it to radio.
And for the first time in my life,
we were able to get a number 13 song
on independent and digital radio.
That number 13 song everybody independent and digital radio. That number 13 song, everybody, held for three consecutive weeks.
Okay.
Back in your digital radio days.
Back in your digital radio days.
You remember playing Goryk?
On the HD channels that no one listened to?
Yes, I did.
You know, you kids may not remember this,
but back in like 2008 or 2009,
radio really pushed for these HD radio stations.
They were going to be the newest, greatest, latest thing.
You had one station and then like one half turn of the dial.
There was a digital version of that.
No one listened to it, which is the reason why you don't hear about it today.
It did not take off like wildfire as everybody had anticipated.
But he made number 13 on the list of...
It's something. The people who don't 13 on the list of... It's something.
The people who don't listen to music on HD.
It's something.
It's something.
The next single was called Remember 2-2-2
and it was a tribute to my dear friend Corey Ham.
9-11, the day the John F. Kennedy died.
2-2-2.
Remember 2-2-2.
We released it on the five-year anniversary of his death.
That song was lucky enough to make it all the way to number 23 on the cash box charts
and number one on Lucky Star Radio, which is an international and digital radio station
which goes all the way from Los Angeles to Sydney, Australia.
Okay, so in other words, it's an online radio station that no one listens to.
Got it, 10-4. And when you go from LA to where? From LA?
Australia.
To Australia? It's an ocean. There's no one listening. There's no people there, Corey.
We made it to number one there. If we can cross over and get to the billboard charts
and we can get in the top 40, then, the promoters, the agents, the booking people around the world will see
that we are worthwhile.
We can come and fill their venues, their theaters, their stadiums, their arenas.
We can do this all over the world.
And once we do that, it gives us the opportunity to put on the concert, the tour, that I've
been waiting to do my entire life.
So wait, you want me to give you money.
So you can get in the billboard 40,
so then you can make additional money
by selling tickets that you will profit from.
To realize his dream, Brian.
That's it, Chrissy.
It's for him to realize his dream.
Hi, I'm Brian Green.
I'm a father, a son, a pragmatic pragmatist,
and I'm also looking to make additional seasons
of the commercial break.
You guys have to understand how it works.
If I could just be number one on the international ocean charts, then I can put on the kind of
show that I really want to.
So please donate to us at tcbpodcast.com, backslash, I want your money so I can get rich.com.
And then we can do the kind of show that we really want to put on.
If we could just get to number one on the international digital ocean charts.
And the thing is, number one, international ocean charts.
I don't believe in taking something for nothing.
So I think that I've created a campaign here that really has amazing perks that benefit everybody.
And makes you feel that dollar for dollar if you're giving something you're gonna get something in return that's
totally beneficial and mutually beneficial and worthwhile for all. Well the
music that will affect humanity positively for it to eons to come. That's what
we need. We just need it out Corey. All of us. So please do whatever you can.
Join me on this quest. Help me realize my dream, and give me an opportunity
for the first time to fight against the big corporate
record companies that all my life have told me,
you're never gonna get a shot because you're an actor.
I didn't choose to be an actor.
If I had my choice, I would have been making music
my whole life, and I would already be out there.
On the road.
Thaussen prayer is Chrissy. Thaussin prayers to Corey Felton, who made millions of dollars
as an actor and just really wanted to be a superstar musician.
And performing live for you.
If I had my choice, I'd also be a musician touring around.
I would be here.
Maybe you and Corey should get together to win four years' forces.
We asked him to come on.
We asked him to come on, but he needed money.
And now it's my turn.
It's my time to take destiny into my own hands.
And I believe it's time for me to take destiny
in my own hands by putting it back on you
and asking you to give me your money.
It's so stupid.
That if you support me, I can make my dream come true.
And I can come out there and perform for you the way that I've wanted to for a long long time
So let's make this dream a reality
This album is called Angelic to the core and I think what it really should be called is Angelic to the tour
The Feldfam tour that I planned to create. I just like the fish fam of the dead heads
He's delusional.
He's completely out of his brain.
Why would anybody? And I mean anybody.
Give money to Corey Feldman so he could make the album he's always wanted to make.
So he can do the tour he's always wanted to do.
You want me to cut to the chase?
It didn't make the billboard.
I'm sorry.
I'm just going to cut to the chase. It didn't make the billboards off for me. I'm just going to cut to the chase.
It did make the billboard top for it, but you know, it's only to be expected.
Yeah, there's always cash box, whatever that is.
Sounds a lot like...
I'm not going to get into it.
Cash box, international digital sales.
What does that even mean?
And back then, I think it even let meant less than it does today
Oh, I don't know probably not the second Corey put the name out there
Travis down by 40% boss on the ocean on the ocean
All those people in the ocean are not listening to their digital cash box anymore. Oh
Good old Corey listen are not listening to their digital cash box anymore. Oh, good old Cory, listen.
I got lots more for you.
That's just the beginning of our adventure into Cory Feldman.
So tune in tomorrow if you can, if you'll stomach it, if you're able to.
Feel free to tune in tomorrow.
We'll get more into Cory Feldman.
We'll listen to some of his music.
We'll take a look at a couple of his appearances where he continues to be delusional.
It's so much fun.
I sure hope Corey is on the joke.
It's in on the joke.
That's my hope.
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Oh man, Chrissy.
Well, we're not quite done today, but you know what?
We're done for right now.
So I'll say I love you.
I love you.
Best of you.
And best of you out there in the podcast universe until next time. Chrissy and I'll say I love you. I love you. Best of you.
Best of you out there in the podcast universe.
Until next time, Chrissy and I do say we always say and we must say good bye.
Good bye. I have it!