The Commercial Break - Cheese Filled Gin & Limp Struck Limbs!

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

A Thursday Episode?? Yes, it's a special extra episode of The Commercial Break. On this bonus episode of "TCB Can" Bryan and Krissy discuss the Cheese Martini craze and review an infomercial helping the boys with thier "floppy disks"! This "Commercial Break Can" episode comes from unreleased material via Season 3!

On this episode of the Commercial Break I can hear you asking yourself, why is the commercial break releasing an episode on a Thursday? Well Chrissy is still out dealing with a family issue, and we're sending all the love to her and her family. Over the last four seasons, we've collected a lot of episodes that we never ran for one reason or the other, so rather than let it all go to waste, I'm gonna give you a bonus episode on this Thursday, and then we're gonna have a series of special guest hosts in

studio with me to wet your whistle and keep this train rolling. Today, I'm sharing an unpublished episode where Chrissy and I review an ED infomercial from the 1980s. This is where we got the term Wybrien 3000, and even though it's a rather limp episode of the commercial break, I want you to straighten up and listen hard, as a series of actors and infomercial hosts tell you how to fix all your problems in the bedroom. It's an infomercial that was made in heaven just for the commercial break. In now I'm happy to give it to you just two seasons after it was recorded. Chrissy and I will be back together just as soon as we can, but until then, I give you

the Why Brian 3000 episode from the commercial break can. Enjoy! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Chrissy, what is your favorite non? What is your favorite hard liquor drink? Not beer, not wine, not spritzer. Yeah, I guess I would go with vodka. What, vodka, what, just a vodka? A vodka soda.

A vodka soda. I'm a gin and tonic guy myself. Yeah, because you vodka soda, I see that it's refreshing. Yeah, it does. I'm gin gin and tonic eye myself. Yeah, because you've bought it, Kusota. I see that it's refreshing. Yeah, it does. I'm a gin and tonic eye. Yeah. I think it's refreshing. I like to squeeze the lime in there. I like the lime too.

Yeah, I like tequila, but you can't drink too much tequila. Well, that's the thing I was going to say, because tequila is hot right now. Everybody's drinking it. Yeah, everybody loves tequila. I was drinking it frozen. Like, I put it in the freezer, and then I just take sips of it throughout the night. In fact, when I was raging out of Hollywood.

You've now replaced that with the heavy cream and cereal. That's right. Now I like my cream. My wife said you better start adding milk to that cream because it's $10 or some fucking box or whatever it is. Here and the reason why I ask the question is because you sent me an article that I think is absolutely fucking insane. Yes. I know that craft cocktails are all the rage and that bartenders are now mixologists and I got it.

I got it. There's a trade craft to all that and I understand because I was one, although I wasn't that kind of bartender. I was the kind of bartender like, could you pop a butt life for me? Sure, no problem. If you honestly. You were flipping bottles at Chili's. I was flipping bottles at Chili's, but I didn't exactly know what all the mixes were.

So I just made shit up. I give someone aspirin. A half of it. You know, a strawberry shit arena. I'd be like, Sikila, strawberry mix, whiskey, sour mix,

two lemons, and a, and a, all of, sounds great to me. Yeah. I just made it up half the time, and no one really noticed, because let's be honest about it, hard liquor was hard liquor, and you know, as long as it tastes somewhat good,

it's likely you're gonna go, someone asked me for an old-faccon fashion the first time, for the first two years of an old-fashion, this is what I did. I muddled a cherry, I put it, I muddled a cherry. I put a packet of sugar in there, sometimes sweet and low if we're out of sugar. Look. I put three fingers of whiskey and suffice.

That's definitely not at all. You never got complaints. Never got complaints. Matter of fact, one guy at the Italian, that's the best. That's the totorial. Hey, Brian, send him a bottle of Kiyante Krabs. He calls.

Okay, no problem. I'll send a bottle of old shitty vinegar to their table along with that bread you reused from three days ago. Send him to Kiyante Krabs to go with some soft shell crabs. Soft shell crabs. But I had one guy who used to come, he loved it. He loved it. But I made me know that Fed is shit's good man.

I don't know what you do to that. But it's like, it must be the sweet and low, sir. The Brian's special. The Brian's special. The reason why I ask is craft cocktails are all over the place. And now craft, craft, craft, craft, craft, craft, craft, craft, craft. Craft has inserted that they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they're in the game. They're in the game. They're going to take that, you know, right? Yes. So, all over the place. Craft has inserted that they've, they've, they've,

they're in the game. They're in the game. They're gonna take that, you know, billion dollar craft macaroni and cheese, brand that they have, and they're gonna put some booze in it and make it a cocktail. Hey. This is not a joke.

No. Craft has put out a recipe that has, There's some restaurant I think in New York, the article, something. But yeah, they're making it. Valvita cheese. Teeny. A Valvita cheese, teeny.

And it comes with actual pasta surrounding the lip, like macaroni and cheese, surrounding the lip, and olives on a stick. It is absolutely horrid. It is horrid. It can't imagine. Part of the reason why I like gin and tonic is because I can... I understand the drunk behind a gin and tonic. I've had so many gin and tonic,

as a matter of fact for a long time, that's all I drank. I understand the drunk. I can navigate a gin and tonic drunk. Sure, here he is. I'm not afraid of getting out of control because I know what's coming, when it's coming, and then I know how to recover the next day from a gin and tonic.

If I start adding fucking macaroni and cheese by gin and tonic, I'm pretty sure things are gonna get ugly, pretty good. I mean, I guess in one way, you're kind of just tackling the late night snack along with the drink. True. Yeah, no, they always say, put some greasy food in your belly.

Your mind is all just guzzled it down with that whiskey, too. This is insane. What is the nastiest drink you've ever had? I don't know, I try not to order an acid drink. I probably back in like younger days before, you know, when you had to sneak something from somewhere or whatever like boons farm. Oh, God. You know what the first alcohol that I ever tasted was golden grain. Oh, the golden grain. Yeah, that was mixed in there too. Yeah, 200 proof. I think it wasn't like pure alcohol or some shit. Nothing like getting like high school kids.

Yeah, high school kids, a bottle of golden grain. Back in the day, like when I was growing up, it wasn't even hard either. You just walked to any gas station that wasn't like shell or quick trip. You'd walk to any gas station. And I'd always be willing to sell you whatever that you had by the day. But I will never forget the taste of that. And I just disliked it so much that, you know, I kind of stayed away from like brown lickers for me are not my thing.

But when I- I like a good bourbon. I went to this place. I don't know what it was called. Fluffla Flufflu. I mean, some bullshit, something in Miami. You know, one of those, you know, soft or, you know, table. Yeah.

Yeah. Trendy, room, that's right. It just has one word and it's like, you know, I don't know, hacky sack. I don't know what it's called. It's like one word, it's trendy. The IKEA furniture is everywhere. You know, everyone's dressed up to the nines

and they're all out and there's a, and this was right on the, this was right on the canal. So you can watch the cruise ships come in and out and they had a beautiful, lovely place to sit outside patio and then inside patio and an outside patio. It's all breezy in the air. It's a breeze way. But they had this martini, the bloody Mary bar.

That was outrageous. And they would make you the Bloody Mary's. And one of them was like the ultimate Mary, right? Or whatever it was called. Chrissy, you ready for this? I have 20 different things in it. It had an oyster, it had a fried shrimp, it had those little pearl onions, it had olives,

it had Tabasco, it had Bloody Mary-Misc, it had orange juice, it had olives, it had Tabasco, it had bloody Maryamask, it had orange juice, it had the tail of a grouper, it had a, it was fucking disgusting, it was gross. Don't put oysters in my drinks. I just, like, I'd always start down my gulet with a little bit of lemon on a cracker, cool, whatever. Yeah. Please don't put it in my blood.

You probably had that, did you have that at the same beach bar? I did, yeah. Well, I just, I scooped out the oyster in the, I put it on a cracker because I was like, I'm gonna be god damn it if I'm gonna drink this in my bloody Mary. It's just so, it was so, it was so disgusting.

It didn't even taste anything good. It tasted like oyster juice. That's what it tasted like. It's done as more of a novelty. Ah. Ah. Like I think if we take in It's done as more of a novelty. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Like I think if we take in the crap cocktails a little too far. Gin tonic.

Fodca soda. So simple. Seven. Seven. Yup. Golden grain teenagers. Like those things go hand in hand. You started putting noodles in your fucking crap cocktails.

Yeah. I think it's all gone too far. It's all gone. But you know what oysters are good for? What's that? They're good for arousing the testicular area or the vagadural area. If you want to get your putenta all charged up, your putenta all charged up, you throw a few goldstone oysters. Do you find that that food is an everdegiac?

Like do you think that's true? I hate to say this, but I'm not an oyster fan. No, no. She's not an oyster fan, but give her some stone crabs and she'll go to town. I do love most seafood, but I just think. Give her stone crabs at $22 a piece. It's still over 30 of them. I can do like the Oysters Rockefeller and not the one with the cheese and the spinach.

Oh yeah, yeah, so good. I can do that. Okay, cooked. Yeah, but not heated up. Not the other way. It's not really, it's not appetizing. So I'll tell you a little story. When I was engaged for the first time,

there was like a Thanksgiving feast in the big family house down South every year, but this was the first year her and I had been dating, and so we decided it was best just to be at our own family's houses. But she was in charge of one of the dishes, and one of the dishes was oyster casserole. Oh, okay.

Which is about as delicious as it sounds. Fucking disgusting. Does it have some type of crumble? That's a crumble, that's a cracker, that's a cheese, that has a goopy, has oysters that come in like a container. Yeah, and they're full of slimy shit. It's like brine.

And, but you don't take the, you don't think the oysters out of the brine, you pour the brine in the casserole. You just dump the whole jar in there. It's got layers of this shit. It is absolutely fantastically. It is like diarrhea on a plate. I mean, it is just gross.

I've had that before that must have been some kind of family tradition. It's like a southern thing, I think. I mean, I don't know, right in if you ever had always your casserole, I've never had that before. That must have been some kind of family tradition. It's like a southern thing, I think. I mean, I don't know. Right in, if you ever had a WesterCastrol, I've never had it. No. But then I saw it every year at this Thanksgiving feast. And I also noticed that not too many people were diving into the WesterCastrol.

But I was, my girlfriend at the time, said, listen, I got to work tonight. I don't know what to do about the WesterCastrol. I'm stressed out, I get home one in the morning, and then I get to get in the road. And I said, don't worry, give me the recipe, and I'll make the oyster casserole. I was literally in the kitchen with gloves and towel wrapped around my face. And then she had this dog at the time, like this brown lab.

And the brown lab was just like, look at it. The fuck are you doing, dude? And I was like three feet away, like slop in the oysters in the casserole. It was so disgusting. I don't think that oysters for me have ever been in an amphodizia, even though I like to eat them. I sound like I get a bone or afterwards. Yeah.

Bing. Bing. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't find it. I think this is one of those things left over from like the Middle Ages. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Roman times.

Maybe back then they were. But our bodies have advanced and now we need straight Viagra shot into the cock in order to get hard. These kids that are watching too much porn, that's what they're going to have to do. They're pretty soon. They're just going to have to do. They're pretty soon. They're just going to have to get that shout of whatever, erecto, erecto, 5,000, or whatever, the porn starts to use. Right.

And then it puts shots right in their penis. I've heard of this, yes. And they've been doing that for a long time. And I don't know what it is that they put in there, but it sounds painful. It sounds not good for your penis, is what it sounds. It's true. It's not good for your penis. But I was wondering, this whole conversation

that oysters and the drink, it all led me to think about what were men doing before Viagra? Because there's a lot of the old wives tales, like horny goatweed and gin sing, and you know, there's magic dances and all this other stuff. Oysters as an average DJ act to help a man who might need help get aroused in that department. But before there was Viagra, what was it?

I don't know, probably supplements. Yeah, supplements is right. Things that are claimed to work like a pill that makes you look 100 pounds. Yeah, pill or a paste or a powder or something, because Chrissy, you're almost right. I was trolling on the internet. As you do.

As I like to do. And I found a full 30 minute, which we won't go through all of it, but 30 minute infomercial, late night infomercial, dedicated to the man who needs a little help. Besides his hand, the man without a hand, looking to get a little help with his, okay. Pizzle, Pizzle party. If you know what I mean. Getting his Pizzle pole like. without a hand, looking to get a little help with his... Okay.

...pizzle party. If you know what I mean. Yes. ...getting his Pizzle pull-like. Yes. ...it's pull-like Pizzle. So, without further ado, I'd like to present to you this 30-minute info martial.

Well, I'm super excited. ...on Wybron. Wybron, the penis-enhancing supplement. Are you ready? I'm ready. Let's do it. Let's take a look. As much as I'm sure you love listening to Brian Drone On, we really do have some bills

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Oh, let me back up here a little bit. I just want to show the beginning of this because i think it's an important praline part of the story the following special program deals with a new homeopathic product why brawn just released a deal with the problem of non-organic male impotency not organic with the that the

uh... my penis i got my penis in whole foods. Where do I get help with the whole food's, penises? This is, I think this is less of a disclaimer and more trying to get people excited about what's coming up.

Right, or this is official. Yeah, it's official. Many doctors have taken a look at this, even though we can't claim anything in this 30 minute infomercial we just wanted you to take our word for it. Instead if you have a non-organic penis and you're looking for help this is the thing for you. Laiberon.

Laiberon. You were discretion to suggest the opinions expressed are those of the doctors and professionals that appear and may not necessarily be that of a general medical or scientific community. Right. The opinions suggested by these four fucking clacks are generally outaccepted by anybody else. Right. Go ahead and get that out of the way. On the low end, I think we should say that about one out of every eight men in the United States have male sexual dysfunction or impudence. There you go.

Whoa. This guy's pumping up a penis pump. Yeah, that's a penis pump. You put it, or a, what do you, I don't, like a penis implant. Oh, okay. So you, they surgically put it in your penis and then you have to pump it up.

Yeah. Okay. Hurry up, baby, get in here before my cock deflates. What, how did they put it in there? I think girls Carl, you know that pump we got for the air mattress? Get it out. A moment away over. That's gonna pull me up perfect.

I'm gonna pull me up to 90% sooner. I'm pumped up. Hey honey, it's me, Carl. I just wanted to call you and let you know that. Get yourself ready. That's a 30-minute time and a start to deflate. I should make fun. You're gonna be me in like two years.

Do women have an impotent problem? Welcome to Let's Talk with Lyle Wagner. Let's talk with Lyle Wagner. I wanted to because they made it talk show style, but this is an actual paid commercial. It's, of course, the paid commercial. And everybody in the audience is paid, and the guys up on stage are paid.

And anyone who appears on their behalf is paid. And Lyle Wagner doesn't even know what the fuck he's about to talk about. Lyle Wagner is such a professional. He's one of these, I don't, you guys, half of you don't even know, would never know who Lion Wagner is. But he, I think he was on, I've seen him.

I've seen him. He was on Dallas, right? He's like a bit actor from the 70s, weird television shows like Dallas and Dynasty. And he was in some of these movies. Never really famous kind of guy. But he's a handsome, very tanned, and made with a pompadour like one of those

Elvis pompadour yeah silver did you have to get the pompadour the other day he go for the pompadour he didn't go for the pompadour this time I don't know why if there's any ever DG act in the world it'd be Jeff what the fuck I do. Absolutely. Tell Jeff you can borrow my penis from what I'm done. Thank you and welcome to Let's Talk. We have another bit.

Do you notice how everybody started clapping and stopped clapping at the exact same time? Yes, this is safe. Stop. It's the interesting show today. As usual we ask you the viewing audience to let us know what you want to talk about. Or you pick quite a subject today, sex and sensuality. Thank you for calling Lyle Wagner's, uh, direct telephone line.

Please leave a message after the beep. Oh, sorry. Hey, Lyle, it's me, Sydney from Oklahoma. I really want to talk about my husband's half-card cock. Is it? Are you able to do a whole episode on his half-card cock? Yeah, people are right, man. It just so happens, we have a sponsor that talks about half-hard cocks. Do you think everybody ever wrote in the Let's Talk? No. No, of course not. It's certainly a motivating force in our lives.

We see it all around us and they're advertising the music, the clothing that we wear. It's a hardcore part. Few things. However, for the 20 million men in this country today who are sexually imponent or experiencing some degree of that problem, sex takes on a very different light which can lead to extreme frustration and a possible breakdown in a relationship. So the focus of today's Let's Talk is on male impotence or the inability to perform sexually. Some of some of these guys in their audience?

They're like, yeah, tell me more. I know. Especially that guy with the cowboy hat on. I know this guy with a cowboy hat on right behind. You go to youtube.com slash the commercial break to watch this, but this guy with the cowboy hat on behind him. And this guy is like, he's the kind of guy who it's never cracked a smile in his entire life.

But his brain is working overdrive right now. He's like, I haven't waited for this all my life. I've been riding these damn horses, gave me a half-cock, a quarter-cock. Oh, the non-organic. It's going to be a quarter-cock. Some explicit sexual problems. We recommend using viewer discretion. In other words, today's program may not be appropriate for the younger viewers. You don't say, Lyle Wagner? That was a hard call to make. May not be appropriate for the youngest of viewers, but you decide.

That's it. Yeah, you decide. Now, the first thing that we're going to be talking about is this product called Wybran. It's manufactured by Smith Davis Pharmacol. Pharmacol. How the old Pharmacol Davis, Pharmacol. Pharmac go. What exactly is a pharmacal? The commercial break. It's a crumbly progress.

We can't call it a comedy, but it gets a crumbly progress. Reported to be changing people's lives by stimulating sexual desire understand that the product is not only for the men who are sexually impotent but also for the guys who may need to put a little zest back in their sexual relationship I don't know every time I hear the word zest I think of like a lemon peel right I think of a mixologist adding zest. The zest, yeah, with a little greater.

Absolutely no taste to my drink. Right. It's like, why did you just do that? It's lemon essence. It's lemon essence, what it really is, it's the rind of a fucking lemon. If you can not put that in my drink, I certainly would appreciate it.

Sounds like you need a little zest in your love life. All right now, I'd like to introduce today's guest. First of all, we have with us Mr. Gary Ballon. He's president. I really wanted to say that Gary Ballon, because that would have just- Ballon, I think it is Ballon. Mr. Ballon.

David's farmacus. Farmacus. What a load of shit. Farmacus. What a load of shit. Pharmacus. I know, I never heard that again. A cramony cracker. Yes. The conversion rate.

Cramony cracker. Pharmacus, you never heard that again. Because the FDA immediately made that illegal. Yeah, they had to. There's no such thing as a pharmacal the relations at smith Davis farm a call next doctor marvin houseman abord certified urologist a researcher and medical director of the center for sexual function in Los Angeles and finally doctor Leonard rap report abord certified practicing surgeon and

medical consultant gentlemen well the three men that were just introduced there, one of which is, we'll hear from here in just a second. It seems like Dr. Rapaport here, probably is least likely to experience impotence. I feel like he's on a boat. You remember we talked about Lake life, like how the old men just drive around the yachts, with hot young women to fall over them?

I feel like Rapaport's the guy who's got a big bump. Ravador for sure. Yeah, yeah. You're doing that. The left talk. Mr. Ballon, we were talking before we went on the air about your product, Wybron. And you were telling me that this has been changing people's lives.

Could you share that with our audience? Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Besides the a couple incidents of penis is falling out. Right, I think someone end going really well. It's going to say they're going to the hospital. And in mind, we gave this to 300 gerbals, and we found that half of them died from having too much sex.

It's amazing. Let me take off my glasses and make things better. We originally developed the product to treat male impidence. However, after various clinical tests, we discovered that not only did it help frankly the impidence. It's getting serious. First of all, why do I feel like Gary Baldwin was part of these clinical I bet he did try that we all took a little Y Brown and went on down to the cheetah take a look at some hot tit Which clip That's did you too?

We slathered Y Brown over our body is it topical? Or is it hell? I don't know, I tried to order some but the phone number was disconnected. I didn't find anything about Smith Gary farmacles or whatever it is. That it also helped those who are experiencing a loss of sexual desire.

Is why I've been a drug? No, not in the conventional sense. No, not in the conventional sense. No, not in any sense whatsoever It's Throwing the air and you walk through it. It'll work real well for you The natural therapeutic product developed in the homeopathic manner, which is considered safe and efficacious What all natural that's considered safe and efficacious. What? So it's all natural. That's it.

It's considered safe and superficious. It's considered super fragilistic, expeonidotosis. It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Put it in your bath, slather it on your cock. Snort it up your nose. It's perfectly safe. Literally. Okay. Dr. Haasman, we have 28 more minutes on this special.

Do you mind talking a little bit more about this? The lack of sexual drive or possibly become impotent. Well, you have to view this in terms of two phases or two causations. The organic versus the emotional or psychological. The organic or physical is any decrease in blood flow such as current patients with dial gain. Okay, we're learning about the organic. Organic is impotent.

Organic is impotent. It's like physically impotent. Right, but the non-organic is a motion. Just me as all in your head. Right. So they're going to help with that. That's right. Okay.

So what YBrown really does is it makes your partner look better. It's my November. That's right. YBrown is actually a VHS cassette with board on it. You just take it out of the box and you put it in. Heart disease, people with atherosclerosis. Many people don't realize, but when they take anti-high blood pressure medications, they have associated sexual dysfunction.

A person who has low back injury cannot perform adequately because of the association of the pain with the movement during sexual activity. On the other hand, we have the psychological psychological emotional stresses of society job stress a marital discord uh... even preferring anxiety just a fear of failure of a man engaging in sexual function can lead to total failure no i know that feeling and i know that feeling the good news is i don't feel that failed if you're a failure to laugh right actually failed so i'm good and i'm like shit again ryan The good news is I don't feel that fear of failure until after I actually fail.

So I'm good and then I'm like, shit, again Ryan. I see. Lots of things then. Lots of things. I can see the director in the back. Thank God we paid for Lion Wagner. He's real good on the fly guys. Somebody in the control room get me somebody else.

Gradient in the product of Wyburn here to some of your patients with favorable results. Is that correct? That's correct. We've used Yo-Himbee, which is a product that has activity in the central nervous system in the head. We use your hembein. It's, ayahuasca. It's DMT. It'll make any old hag look great. You know hembein. You know hembein. I think that's like green tea or something.

Right. Each and the cause is an increase in libido or sexual desire. We've also had evidence that it increases penile erectile response. We have a little surprise for you today. One of Dr. Hausman's patients and we have evidence. We'll be joining us. I love surprises. What is it? It's one of Dr. Rapaport's patients. That's that of surprise. I don't care. Please, let's welcome Carly. Oprah's giving away cars in the studio next door!

I got Jack and Jill in the silly marital problems! In Maria. Thank you, Carl and Maria, for being with us. And, as we understand it, you had lost your sexual desire and ability. But you were helped through Dr. Hausmann's treatment programs. That's correct? That's correct. We talked about this a few years ago, I lost my sexual desire and frequency of erections

and things were looking pretty bad. I think Carl's in his late 80s. Don't you think that's the time when you should be losing the frequency of your erection? Poor Mary over there, she's like, I thought it was over. I thought he, I thought I got car on me. Yeah. Suffered many years and finally I ran into a friend

of Dr. Hausman and, we started talking about my erection. We started talking about my cock and next thing you know it's slapping some wide-brown out there I don't know about you but when you have a friend like Dr. Carl everything's going to be fine that sounds like a straight story doesn't it yeah you guys had a dinner party so we do about your quarter-bounters I'm you asked. I got a friend who just invented this shit called Wybrox. Hey, you got I got something in the bag. You're

only going to jack some on you. Little notes and I asked him for advice and so he wrote him a note. He wrote him a note. He wrote him a note. That was sweet. He asked him for advice. To you, Dr. Howes. That's what you do. My cat is broken. Yes, somebody don't know. Yeah, to you doctor house. That's what you do. The cock is broken. Yes, somebody don't know. Yeah, just write him a note I got this piece of mail today. It's about a broken cock. They got we have wire brought Dr. Houseman and I was enrolled into the program and that was only three months ago and The program really worked great for me because my you know health condition and outlook for life and worked great for me because my health condition and outlook for life and philosophy. What I know what the program is.

It's a program. Like, you show up at a meeting. There's a bunch of strippers and porn playing out in the background. I want to know what the program is. What does that mean? Ah, I'm interested. And now sex drive greatly improved and we both enjoy life a lot more and I will go high No, my penis works. We're both having a great time

He's then we go hiking. Oh, they go high-tea with his boner We've got an extra walking stick now I don't know why I find it so funny, but I do I don't know why I find it so funny, but I do And for Mary over there, she's like, oh god, which car would get off me? I know There's got to be a point at every woman's life And every relationship when you're just like I just I just wish this guy would get off me

I just wish this guy would get off me. Booming and dancing and food tastes better. And you know, food tastes better. But I really enjoy a lot of food tastes better. No. You know, I've been, I got my DD canter. I'm able to smell wine again with my balls. DD canter. DD canter needs to go in the list, yeah.

It does make a big difference. So in just three months, you showed an improvement. Absolutely. Maria, you happy with the results? Very much. I bet you are. But you know, for years, he said he suffered with this problem. Now, how did that make you feel?

Wasn't it very emotionally stressful? Very emotional for me, yeah. What did you think it was? Very emotional for me. Really? Do you think it was? Very emotional for me. Really? Do you think it was partly your fault? I just did not about it, but I tried to help him anyways. What happened when you used this formulation?

What kind of result? Give us details. We need some details. Can you give us an example? What about a live prostate? That's it. A live prostate massage demonstration. I think that's an order.

You might want to get your children away from the TV. I'll leave that up to you. Could you see or feel? Well, suddenly, the erections were very different than before. And you know, your sex drive greatly improved. Well, the sudden my penis had a little gap on it in a good fly. I found that I could actually stop speeding bullets and get you up with trains. It was amazing.

Why don't you change everything about me? It's like a miracle happens. Dr. Hausman is a typical reaction? Yes, it depends on the diagnosis. Yes, but no. But not at all. Let's go back and just check out that absolute denial with it. Yes. It's like a miracle happens. Dr. Hausman is a typical reaction? Yes, it depends on the diagnosis and the reason. Yes, no. a typical reaction? Yes, it depends on the diagnosis and the reason. Yes, no. Just a bit. As much as I'm sure you love listening to Brian Drone On, we really do have some bills to

pay, like my salary. So go to tcbpodcast.com to find all of our audio and video. Check out our Instagram at the commercial break, our TikTok at tB Podcast, and of course our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash the Commercial Break. You can also text us at 855-TCB-8383 with your thoughts and probably concerns. And now let's listen to some sponsors so I can continue to have a job. Using the program and the medication, many people experience excellent results with this treatment program All right, so the program really work right car? Certainly does and I would suggest to other men have similar problems and I understand more than 30 million men a

Merca several from these problems so you know We don't be afraid about your match image and go and look for help. Let's go get it taken care of Absolutely right. Wow. It like carl for just a regular old guy has a lot of information about impetus maria thanks very much for being with us today okay we're going to take a little short break now and we'll be right back and talk more about sexual impotence and the lack of sex right

and we're doing right which commercials they're gonna play their short break commercial during ecomers. And things that we can do about these problems right now. So stay with us. Often called the epidemic of the 20th century male impotency or the inability to have a normal relationship silently strikes an estimated one. Oh, that.

Oh, oh. Oh, one guy. They've singled out that one guy. Okay, what you don't see is that they all the sudden, while they're giving this, well, this guy is talking called the epidemic of the 21st century. I've never heard impotence called the epidemic

of the 21st century. What they have is a long shot of a very crowded beach. And there's a, there's people walking up and down the beach. What they do is they shade out the rest of the beach and circle one guy. Because it strikes one out of every. One out of every eight men. Every eight men over the age of 40. Every day was around the passenger.

He looks like a good poster child. Can you imagine me at home? It was like, let's turn on something. Oh, that's my brown. Hey, hey, hey, that's me! That's us! The anxiety and stress that can often lead to frustrating and embarrassing male impotency. But for thousands, this silence...

I don't know about you, but every time I get frustrated about my dick, I break a pencil. He has been ended thanks to Y-Bron, a safe and effective formulation to address the problem of non-organic impotency. After recently undergoing two clinical studies, the one of those clinical results, Chrissy. There's two graph charts with lines on them. They basically look exactly the same. They look exactly the same. What happened?

Where's...you can't see anything. There's no data points. It's just graph lines. Formulation was shown successful in increasing desire and ability by raising... Wow, that one looks like a hard dick. That graph line looks like a hard dick. Yes. Level in many male test subjects.

The test results were so impressive that now Wybron comes with a 60-day money back guarantee. Oh, I'd like to see that. They all have money back. I'd love to see that. 60-day money back guarantee, if you can ever get a hold of the company exactly, or if you meet the following conditions, it's got to be back in its original packaging with the top back on and the plastic, you know, it's like... Yeah, and how would you have to prove that it didn't work?

Would you have to take pictures of it? I would, that's what I do. I'd send in polaroids of my quartercock. I have nothing to lose. And Wybron is all natural, homeopathic, and completely safe. Now men from all walks of life, regardless of age, are having renewed

and fulfilled relationships with their spouses. For many, Wybron is given back the energy and the youthful, if I was that guy, I might just leave it alone. I was just gonna look too youthful. Yeah, those two don't look too youthful. He's six foot nine, so now they're showing more people at the beach. He's six foot nine, and she's five foot two. Yeah.

And she's wearing Walmart move move. Clean up manhood. When you decide to give why brahna try to order the struggle by them on the beach well that must be down in four or they have a day tone that's right process and ship to you confidential package so you too can try feeling the happiness the self-confidence the security and all the joy that life has to offer through

a successful and complete relationship all the joy life has to offer through a complete and complete relationship. All the joy life has to offer through a complete and successful relationship. Chrissy, if we only knew this, if I only had this a couple of months ago, then my relationship wouldn't be falling apart. For you, it's all your life, it's a chance. That's right. And I'm very, very happy now.

I know that I'm having a good relationship, an intimate, sexual relationship with my lady, and I'm the happiest guy in the world. Well, actually, this has lasted now for several years. I am 64 years old. We still have this marvelous relationship. Marvelous! Every Friday night we go into the whipping chain room. And I'm 64 look at me

Okay, all with all to Y-Bron It says before then I I didn't think there was any hope I thought I just kind of get old and fade away My dick which is permanently shrink up Isn't that what happens if it goes from an outie doing any that's what I heard It all just proved entirely different. I feel like I'm 30 years old. I love it. And I was introduced to the Y-Bron program

after I was on the program. I experienced a very definite change. It's not an instantaneous change. I didn't. It's not instantaneous. pain. I didn't. It's not instantaneous. It takes 7 to 8 years of using Y-Bron. To get a full and satisfactory relationship with my loved one. Exactly.

But it was a very positive change. And it's made a very positive change in my lifestyle. And in my mind. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, in my mind. Blu-nau, my boy. Your boner is back. Blu-nau, no, no. I did talk to the whole house. I did talk to the Blu-nau, no, no. I do want to know more about the full program.

I do want to know about the full program, too, because I have a suspicion that the full program, yeah, includes porn. That's right. Exercising, masturbating on a regular basis. Like the things that probably any real doctor would tell you to do, should you be experiencing some struggles in the bed that were non-organic.

That's right, that's the thing. It's all in your fucking head. Get out there, watch a couple titty movies. Practice, that's what you're gonna do. Practice makes perfect. My doctor told me that once. When I was like 35, I went in for a physical, and my doctor was a little,

woo-hoo, if you know what I mean. He said, how are your boners? And I was like, oh, boners are good. You know, feeling good about my boners. And he's like, yeah, you listen. When you get into a relationship, you've been in for a long time. Practice, practice, practice.

And I was like, oh, sex, sex, sex. And he's like, sex, sex, sex. Mastervation daily. He goes, it's all good. And I was like, masturbation daily. Keep it moving. I do it twice a day, Doc. Come on goes, Just keep it moving. It's all good, and I was like masturbation daily. Keep it moving. I do it twice a day, Doc. Come on, let's get it together.

Now I'm slowing down a little bit. That's the progress. Slowing down a little bit. Yeah, it's like 14 times a week. 13 times a week. Ha, ha. But I don't want to get into my personal, No, why Brown need it.

It's why, Brian. That's what it is, why Brown. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, shoot.? Alright, cats and kittens, there you go. There's a canned episode from season 3 of the commercial break. Couldn't be happier that we get to bring it to you because, quite frankly, I don't know what the fuck else I do with that material. And we also can't wait to have Chrissy Houdley back home here in the TCB studio just as soon as she gets done with some family business.

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