The Commercial Break - Dot Your I's and Cross Your P's!

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

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You've been called ugly, you've been called a bitch before I, uh-oh, uh-oh. I command the spirit of bitch to come out. I command the spirit of bitch to come out. Everyone that calls you a bitch, everyone that calls you a- On this episode of the commercial break. Oh, it just got on my tics on. At Carl's penis. At Carl's Christ-like penis.

It's got in. See the logo? My new logo has got two penises in the shape of a cross. Oh my god. It's my new church, Cockroach Christ. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. Oh yeah, Cathykins, welcome back to the Commercial Break on Brongrain. This is my dear friend, Chris and Joy, holy best of you, Chris. And as you drive.

And best of you out there in the podcast universe. Straight from the front lines of the Gossip Rags, I do have to tell you something. Taylor Swift. Now, I was just re-watching this episode because I can't get enough of my own voice. I was just re-watching the episode where you and I were talking about Taylor Swift and her start in the music business.

And how it may not have been the fairy tale story, some people make it out to be out. I don't think this is news to many, like, super hardcore Taylor Swift fans, Swifties, of which there are millions, and there's just one me. So don't come pick, you know, pick it my fucking front house. The front of my house, I am just sharing what I'm reading. Do you remember why Taylor Swift had to re-record the red album? Yes, because Scooter brawn, yep.

Sold the mute the rights to her catalog to a hedge fund. Yes. For like $350 million, she claimed not to have been involved in any of the conversations. She had no clue what was going on. This all happened behind our back. How could she? How could he? How would he? How dare he? And Scooter was quite vilified over all of this. Even though he certainly seems like had the rights to sell it, she was pissed. Understandably so if he was not involved in the conversation,

but that's why you always keep the copyrights, kids. You always keep the licenses to your own music. Always, always, always. As the Beatles, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, do you remember that? Yes. Fucking what's his name? Paul McCartney and him were at like an auction

or something for something else. They were at an auction and Michael. They did that song together. They did it. M-A-N-E-N-I-V-E-N. Do you remember the Saturday Night Live skip that went along with that? I'm gonna ask Morgan to find it

and see if you can play it right here. This is a skip. I am repeating ait from the 1970s or early 80s, which I had no hand in writing. The song goes like this. I am black and you are white. I am blind. It's a batten. You have sight. You don't remember that? No. Frankson. Someone was playing Frank Sinatra and someone was playing Stevie Wonder. And the two of them were singing this over the Evany and Ivery thing. And at the moment, at the time, it really got my goat. It was really funny. But Scooter sells this catalog underneath Taylor Swift. Supposedly now somebody who knows is reporting that Taylor may have had more information than she first initially claimed because her dad made $15 million on the sale of her catalog her father did really yes

So let's ask ourselves if your dad has been so involved in your music career from the beginning probably I would imagine I was very young when she got started. Astrid said she believed that not that she believed, but Taylor referenced her parents at the Atlanta concert. Like I'm so happy to have mom and dad here. They've been so supportive. They're at every show, you know, clap for mom and dad or whatever. So they were in the audience.

So it appears they have a good relationship. But her dad made $15 million on the sale of this, and Taylor didn't know. Doesn't that seem a little bit strange? It does, what's the context of the article saying? The cons, Taylor Swift said she was blindsided when her music was sold over to Scooter Braun. But a new report says her pops cashed in

on a huge, a cashed in a huge paycheck on the deal. For those unaware, Taylor Swift's catalog was shipped off to Scooter in 2019 when Scott Borechetta, founder of Big Machine Label Group, who I think had the rights to the original album, put his company up for sale. Scooter's company paid $330 million to take it all, but sources close to negotiations tell us

that Taylor was never involved in any of those calls or directly in the deal at all. However, a new report is challenging how much she knew about Scooters' move. The sales spawned a ton of turmoil as well as multiple Taylor's version re-records of some of her past work, but according to music business worldwide, sounds like a legit magazine to me, Taylor's dad, Scott Swift, took home over $15 million in the monumental sale. Despite cashing in back in 2019, a rep for Taylor said he didn't have any knowledge of the deal.

Before it happened, how are you, if you're making $15 million and you don't know you're making $15 million, you are filthy fucking rich. Really? Now, maybe he are filthy fucking rich really now maybe he is filthy fuck it sounds like he's filthy fucking rich and he always has been filthy fucking rich but that's just insane to me that your daughters music catalog gets sold to somebody everyone claims to not know this happened and then you got a fifteen million dollar

royalty check for it or equity check and no one was the wiser no one consulted you on that no, no one said, hey dude, you're gonna get $50 million in your bank account. Yeah, that's very strange. I mean, maybe it was wrapped up as part of a, you know, package of investments. I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah, it sounds like I'd be pissed. I would be pissed too. If I'm Taylor Swift, I'd be like, dad, you got a $15 million check for that. I went all over the fucking news, everywhere up and down in sideways, pissing and moaning about the fact that my catalog was being sold underneath my nose

and I had no control over it. I actually had to go in the studio and sing those fucking songs twice, dad. You got a $15 million check? Now, I realize that Taylor probably pisses $15 million for fun. I realize that that's not a lot of money to them. But to anybody else on earth, $15 million check, you know where it's coming from.

You're well at a time. I mean, I have literally sat in my house, refreshing the Wells Fargo app app 30 to 40 times to receive $215 from somebody on the Zell. Do you know what I'm saying? I do like oh, I got big plans for that two 15 No, I got it. I got a pay the Georgia power bill. I'm gonna run and buy myself some allergy nodes spray And I'm gonna take the rest that I'm gonna buy a Mickey Mouse, I guess. I got kids.

Get some cereal. I'm gonna get some milk. Wow. Yeah, that's a lot of money to not realize. Wow. They take a dick and keep on lick it, don't they? I mean, this is just like, that to me is so antithetical to anything that I understand in my life.

I know. How do you not know 15 million dollars is coming into your account? And how do you not know what it's for? I think this is gonna be a really tough Thanksgiving dinner for the Swifties. Might be. The actual Swifties, like the Swift's themselves. Yes.

Like, hey, Dad, you're making me look like a real fucking asshole here. You could have like, clued me in on this. But I suspect, I suspect that Taylor did have some information, some insight track on this. Of course, she must have. She's Taylor fucking swift. Somebody's going to tell her, hey, I think, you know, Scooter's going to be buying a catalog. Yeah, he's going to be buying your catalog and this is happening.

And then her dad must have had a little bit of an understanding of a $15 million payday coming his way. I just find it really hard to believe that he didn't know anything about it. I agree. People who are this ridiculously rich, really, I just have a hard time understanding how they live. I get the sense that like in my dreams, if someone came to us, let's say 15 years down the road, when we have 10,300 episodes of the commercial break and they said, we're gonna give you $15 million for your 10,300 episodes.

I would know. The second that that $15 million came into my bank account. Of course. I would be waiting outside for a check to show up in the mail. I would ask them to send it overnight, and I would be happy to pay the charges. I would beg them to send it as quickly as possible. I would never not know that $15, no matter how much money we ever made, I would never not know that $15 million is coming my way.

Maybe that's just where I came from and how I grew up. Now I agree. I mean, yeah, I'm so used to like, you know, definitely checking my balance every day. I know. Just to see, and yeah, I can't imagine. Yeah, it's a whole other world. You know, we get those $35, $40 checks from advertising every month and I just like, I'm like, what'm like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that report yet. No. Okay, just do me a huge favor.

I know you got a lot of stuff. I'm not really too worried about it. Actually, I got, you know, I'm okay for right now. But the second that you get that report, could you do me a favor and text me and call me? And if you can't reach me, here's my wife's name. And if you can't reach here, here's my kid's school's phone number. And if you could call there, tell my son to call home

and let him know that that $40 is in there. I would really appreciate it. We know, Brian, you make the same phone call every month. Five times! Thanks! Doesn't come out to the 20th, it's only the 12th. I know, I just want to prepare ahead of time, just in case, you know. I expect it's going to be $35, but you never know, it could be 40. We'll let you know as soon as possible.

Thanks, you got all those phone numbers? You want me to text them to you again? You sure? I'm gonna send an email. I'm gonna send an email recapping this phone call. Is that okay? Sure, knock yourself out. Thanks very much, appreciate it. No problem.

How long do you have left on your contract? 11 months. Uh. Talk soon, but wait, oh, hold on. Oh, no, I thought I just refreshed my Wells Fargo. I thought I saw refreshed my wealth far about that. I saw something. That is literally what happens every month. It's true.

Yeah, this is what happens because I am not the kind of guy who has $15 million laying around anywhere. And I just, I don't know. I have a hard time understanding how you live it in the same, part of the same family. And someone's making money off your shit. And you aren't understanding that money's coming your way or your dad didn't tell you. Would you be pissed?

Absolutely. I said, I would. Yeah. That's, uh, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. My dad has a spreadsheet. You, we always, there was this, there's this old, if you spend any time around the green boys,

you'll hear this phrase, you don't wanna be on the spreadsheet. That's, the spreadsheet is my dad's way of keeping track of every single penny that goes in or out of his bank account. He is terribly organized when it comes to his money. My dad's the same way. I think our dads are a lot of like, too. And I think our dads are a lot of like two. I think our dads are a lot of like two. And I think our moms were a lot of like also. Yeah, I think so too.

I think we basically were born to the same mom and dad. I know. In different multiversions. That's probably what makes us clueless. Probably. Yeah. When we've probably been suffering the same fate over and over again in the multiverse.

Yes. So my dad has this fucking spreadsheet. He started it when we were kids. And so if you went to my dad, like, I remember He started it when we were kids. And so if you went to my dad, like, remember, I told the story about the Pearl Jam tickets. Yeah. Haven't wanted to charge me four times the face value of the Pearl Jam ticket because he knew that I really wanted to go. Kevin was just being a capitalist and taking advantage of supply and demand. But I got really upset that this is I'm 15 years old. Pearl Jam's coming around for their

first major tour. I love Pearl Jam. I want to be at the Pearl Jam. I want to be at both Pearl Jam shows here in Atlanta. I only got tickets to one Kevin S tickets to the other. Kevin gives no shits about Pearl Jam. He doesn't care. He likes them, but yeah, I couldn't see him or not see them. He just happened to get the ticket. That's right. So I say, hey, Dad, I say, hey, Kevin, can I have that ticket please? Kevin said, sure, I think the face value of the ticket was probably $30. So Kevin said, sure, $120. And I'm like, $120. Do you say dollars? I just spent 60 bucks on an eighth of shitty brown weed.

Where am I gonna get $120 from? And Kevin said, sorry buddy, that's the price. That's the price. I could probably sell it to somebody else for 120 One of the rich kids at the Catholic high school probably gonna sell it for 120 bucks And so I got all upset this went on for a week Kevin and I negotiated back and forth and he didn't budge And I got upset like a really upset like I was the thing I was crying at one point I was like it I was like a swifty. I was a jammy. I was a jammy. I was in my jammy. Apparently, apparently. I was a pearly.

I was a pearl necklace. That's what I was. So we go back and fight and back and forth. And finally, I go to my dad. And I never got my dad involved in anything because I knew that it usually wasn't going to come down in my favor if I got my dad involved in a conversation about Kevin and I. With good reason, I was an asshole and Kevin wasn't but so he was only an asshole to me at that moment So I say eight dad. I'm really upset. Kevin won't let me go to this concert won't give me this ticket

And so my dad calls us both in and he says what's the deal here? I say hey, there's a ticket. It's $30. He wants to charge me 120 and my dad's like 120 Well charge me 120 and my dad's like, 120! Well, that's the tits, kid. I'm sorry, that's the way the cookie crumbles. But Kevin, you know, it's a little ridiculous to charge four acts on these tickets. Why don't you charge two and a half X? I think it was $75 as well. I think it compromised. We compromised and he paid.

But I didn't have the $75 available. I think I had like 50. So my dad agreed to give me $25. Loan me $25. I could pay him back on my next McDonald's paycheck. So for the first time ever in my life, I went on what is now co-ocleos, proverbial spreadsheet.

The spreadsheet. And that spreadsheet has survived forever and ever. It's still the same fucking spreadsheet. I think my dad still has clippy on that spreadsheet. I think clippy comes in and says, Brian, I was your money. That's $25. That's right. I was your money.

That spreadsheet, you never wanted to be on the spreadsheet because if you were on the spreadsheet my dad had no problems playing judge jury and executioner he was worse than those guys that call you in the middle of the night you know uh... hello sir and i'm calling from uh... comcast turner cable you owe us three hundred dollars please make payment now and you're like i never had comcast Turner payment. I would come kill your grandmother.

That's it. No, no, I don't want to grab a kill. I'll pay the $300. Thank you, sir, many happy. And so he was just like, he gave you no good reason to be on that spreadsheet. If you borrowed money from my father, you were going to be hunted down

until that money was returned. I think he is so good with money, my dad, and he taught me none of that. I just one thing I wish my dad were to talk to me about is money. So anyway, so dad has this spreadsheet. If dad was Taylor Swift's dad, Oh, right. I am 1,000% positive that my father would fully know

where the money is coming and going and he would alert me at the very least. He may not give two shits about, you know, making money off me, but he would at least alert me. If this commercial break, if it's all the sudden my dad started selling commercial break copyrights, right?

And he sold it for $50 million. I would know. And he would tell me that's just it. That's how the family operates. I don't know what kind of spreadsheet Taylor's dad has going on. But that's a bunch of horseshit to be making money off your daughter's copy rights. And then she's out there bitching and complaining to everybody who listen about how terrible this situation is. Yeah.

I wonder what's going on at that household. I'd love to be a fly in the wall. Wouldn't you? Just a fly in the wall for just like a couple of hours, like a family dinner. What do you talk about when your tailor swift with your parents? Do you think you talk about the same types of things you talk

about like who you're dating and how life's going? And I think so and maybe different things with different ones of your parents. Yeah, where are you going to get your private plane oil changes from? And. Right. Right.

That you think so? Which new my-bock is Mercedes making specifically for you? I would love, love, love. For, here's a question. love, love, love. For, here's a question. Would you rather be financially secure, just enough to live comfortably? You don't have to worry about paying your bills.

You can take a vacation once, maybe twice a year. You don't have to overwork yourself. You're, unlike the commercial break. You have to work more than an hour and a half a week, but not 40 hours a week. You know what I'm saying? Would you rather be comfortable and secure for the rest of your life till the day that you die or be ridiculously rich for a decade. Oh. And then after the decade, would you be super poor? You die.

Yeah. Well, if that's the case, I'm taking the rich, ridiculously rich until I die. No, let's just say you're ridiculously rich for 10 years, but then you have to go back to just to draw a paycheck to paycheck, type shit. Oh, no, that would be too hard. So you would go with just like, I think maybe middle of the road, steady, Eddie, median pay, like 70, a year, 75 a year, something like that. 75 a year, just a different equation. That would be so hard to go back. I mean, it'll be super fun to live it up for 10 years, but then how do you go back? You got a decade.

You got a full decade. Private planes. I don't know, that's a tough one. Private planes to Morocco, South of France for vacation, and you buy in article, because you can. And also it depends on what decade this is. Oh, that's true. You know, because it's a lot different if it's the 90 to 100 decade versus the 20 to 30s. Well, decade now, yeah, that's true. Because $75,000 was as if I was Taylor Swift.

My very first real office job, I'll never forget it. It was 55K. 55K. And this is like, we're going back like two decades. So let's say that it's the equivalent of 75K now. But it was 55K. I knew I didn't deserve it, I knew I had done nothing to earn it,

I knew I was certainly not qualified for the position, but I was so excited because I had been living really, even in the restaurant business. I remember those days, yeah, you have no real reliability of what you're gonna make. Yeah. Same, I mean, when we were in, when I did advertise sales all of it those years,

I know, and it was such a miserable fucking thing. Up and down commissions and things. And yeah. Yeah. I think like the struggle is real. Most of us are living paycheck to paycheck. And I say most of us, because that includes us. We're not, you know, we're not independently wealthy. Yeah. Well, I heard somebody say, well, it's because we keep on making this fucking show instead of working at a real job. Well, I heard somebody say, when Don because we keep on making this fucking show instead of working at a real job. Well I heard somebody say, when time you spend as much as you make, which is true. True.

It is. Like, you know, when you don't have any money, you make that work. That's it. When you have a little bit more than all of a sudden, a couple of Amazon orders here and there, and it all adds up, and then you spend your paycheck, so.

That's it. That's it. We sign with the network, you know, you get a little cash in your pot. We're not talking about a lot of money, guys. I'm good excited here. But it just goes. Like, it just goes.

I get my paycheck. That's not a lot of money. And it goes. I get a raise and it goes. Like, it all goes. I don't know where it goes. Asset and I were literally paying bills like after the last paycheck.

We were like paying bills. And I was really excited because I was like, we're gonna have a little extra jingle jangle for our vacation this summer. Like, we'll just have, we're gonna have a little extra jingle jangle for our vacation this summer. Like we'll just have, we'll just be a little bit more comfortable than we otherwise would be. And it's gone.

One fucking car, one fucking steam. The car and the bus bus are happening. The car and the dishwasher, then you're done. Car dishwasher and now the kid, one of our kids is growing like 10 feet a month. I mean, I swear to God, she is. She's, she's using 12 month old clothes and she's only four months old. She's, she's incredibly big.

I don't know what happened, but she's going to be six foot seven. I literally, I remember looking in the stroller at her and she was so little and tiny. Yes. I came over today and she's like, she doesn't fit in the stroller. Yeah. She's like, has to curl her legs to get in this drawer. So Astrid goes and buys all these clothes for her for our vacation and none of them fit.

Oh, wow. So now we have to buy a whole nother set of clothing. I mean, that's kids in general. You have to buy new clothes in every couple of months. Shoes and clothes. Shoes and clothes. So don't even pretend to pre-plan because if you pre-plan, you know, it's like me.

I don't know what weight I'm gonna be at any particular time. So I just choose to buy the clothes like a week before it happens. And even then, I'm not sure I'm still gonna fit into it. But I think I would, I think I would choose ridiculously rich for a decade. I think I would, I think I would just like to understand, not understand, not get used to,

because I don't know if I would ever be used to. But you not get used to, because I don't know if I would ever be used to. But you would get used to it after 10 years, that's, I don't know. You would. I think I'm, I think I have so much PTSD from being poor that I'm not sure that I would ever really shake that out of my head.

I really don't. I honestly don't think so. I think it, I've been in a constant state of paycheck to paycheck for so many years. As butlers, so many years. So if you wipe in your ass would help you get over for so many years. So many. So many years. Yeah, that's true. I, if I could wipe my ass with $100 bills,

or like those guys on TikTok, there he is. This brings up the greatest topic that I just thought about this. Are you on TikTok, TCB podcast? Yeah, I have TCB podcast. I'm not on there. No, Chrissy is the social media maven that she is. She is so advanced ahead of her time on social media, she doesn't post anything.

So, yes, it's the new thing all the kids are doing. You wanna know how to get lots of TikTok followers, just don't do anything. That's what Chrissy's doing. Sit back. If Chrissy wasn't on this show, she wouldn't exist. I have been most fascinated by TikToks, starring gentlemen, mainly, that are of Arab descent, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, I'm not really sure where they're all from because, you

know, in TikToks, sometimes they put it there, sometimes they don't. But they're wearing the traditional garb, like you would see on a Saudi, like the traditional galb, like a Saudi prince on a Saudi like the traditional gal like a Sari Saudi prince Yeah, like the white sheet. Yeah, like a chic thing like a white, you know long thing on the head with a band around the head And then a full white down to the floor robe So there are a series of these They're anything underneath those robes I would hope not and give them the circumstances. Yeah I want air in my balls. I just do.

I can't stand when my balls get sticky. It really drives me crazy. Or when I get knee sweat, like underneath my knees. Oh, that's the worst. Or you wake up in the middle of the night and you feel like you're in a pool of your own sweat. Do you ever do that when you just like wake up and jump out of bed? Because you're like, ah, get it off me. It's my own stink. I love swimming in my own stink. So I don't know what they wear under there, but I imagine that some of them free ball it.

I would think so. Kind of like a Kilt. I wore a Kilt to the weekend party in the woods one time and I had nothing on under it. It was actually not my Kilt. He wore a Kilt. It was some chicks, it was some chick skirt. And she was like, it's a killed, but I'm wearing it as a skirt here, try it on.

And so I just literally took my pants off. I just have fucked up, I was. I just took my pants off. Balls of swinging right there in front of a group of people and put on this killed and they were all like, oh, looks good for your micro penis. I just had never about the kill part. I don't think I had blocked that out. Yeah, okay.

That same night, same night I got that big gulp of whatever was hanging off that girl's boobs. I totally, totally had no underwear on. Mungus? I was, yeah, speaking of moon juice. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Even the moon was like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hey everybody, it's your favorite part of the show where I pine for more of your attention. First way you can help fill this hole in my soul, go to Apple and leave a sub-positive

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I'm liking this content, and then it's just keep it on coming up. It's like the bikini girls on Instagram. I was going to say it's air men and bikini girls. That's right. Air men on Instagram, on TikTok, and bikini chicks on Instagram. It's all for show research, all for show purpose. Of course. So these guys, here's what they do.

They have some usually, some kind of traditional music playing in the background, right, beautiful, regional music playing in the background. And they have stacks and stacks and stacks of different paper money from around the world. And you comment and then they stop the comments at one point, they pick somebody who's commented,

like almost at random, I think, and who knows if they're really actually sending this money around, but some of them actually send it via TikTok, they'll actually send the money via TikTok right then. What they do is they stop on a comment and then they start counting out money and however much money they count out, they put it in an envelope,

and they write it, they write your username down and they send it off. Somebody sends it off for you. Or they send it electronically right then, right there, and you can see it actually happening. This is happening all over TikTok. I've probably seen six or seven of these guys doing this. This weekend on Saturday, I must have watched an hour and a half

of a guy who I thought was really entertaining. They didn't understand a fucking word he said, but I thought he was highly entertaining. He was obviously in a high rise, somewhere in a desert country. He's in a high rise, a beautiful place. There is cash all over the floor, wide angle. He's in a high rise at beautiful place. There is cash all over the floor, wide angle. He's dancing. I'll do me, do me, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da it off to the side. I can only assume someone's behind him actually figuring out how to get this to these people. It's insane. They're giving away hundreds of thousands of dollars in a

single TikTok live. I was desperately texting left and right, like commenting. Hello from the commercial break. Hello from Atlanta, Georgia. Hello, dollars. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Sponsored by show. You don't even have to be for free. Do you have the report? Do you have the report? Do you have the report? Did you pick me? Did you pick me? I really wanted to win. Like I was really hoping that this guy would stop on me. But this is purpose of this. There is no purpose. There is no purpose except for gaining followers and feeling good.

This is the story that I made up in my head about this one guy. In this reel. A diggy diggy doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie doggie dogg people to follow you on TikTok, I don't know. But I can only, let's make the assumption that he is sending the money. This is the story I have in my head. He's an oil chic. He's like, you know, in the oil business. You know, maybe he lives in the UAE where a lot of that money is spread around

to the Commonwealth. And, you know, he's got a six, seven, 12, $300 million sitting in his bank account and he's never gonna run out of money. And so he just says to himself, I am going to do the world a favor. I'm going to have some fun and I'm going to make some entertainment on TikTok while I'm at it. I am going to use what I got to get followers, feel good and help some people out there

in the world. That's the story that I made up in my head. Is he's just a good guy being jovial and handing money? That's option one. That's option one that's option one option two is that he stole the money and a grand ponsi scheme to buy the pga tour to see that's under investigation oh it's gonna be under investigation it's

never gonna happen it's never gonna happen the pga tour and live are not gonna merge it's never gonna happen just just the pIF, the public investment fund of Saudi Arabia is not gonna be allowed to invest billions of dollars into the PGA. The PGA is not gonna be allowed to absorb PIF. It's never going to happen. And did you notice that Jay Monahan has now taken a step back

from as being the CEO of the PGA tour? No. You took a step back. Dude, medical issues. Oh right tour. No. He took a step back due to medical issues. Oh right. Yeah, that medical issue is you're getting your ass kicked by all the players. He's gonna say. You fucked up.

Or when people go away for exhaustion. Exhaustion. Yeah. Whenever I see exhaustion, I go heroin. Yeah. Crystal meth. Crystal meth. Too much ecstasy.

So these guys are doing this. The other option is yes. They are just trying to gain followers and they collect that money at the end of it and they start all over again. Well, I guess my concern would be if I'm this person, like how do you know that all the people,

they're giving us money too, or good. Like what if you're giving it to a pedophile? I think you take your chances. I think you take your chances. Then you're not doing good. Well, you know my friend Yeah, then you're not doing good. That's true. I mean, yeah, if you're giving it to the local Pet a file ring then of course it's not a great thing to be doing But I mean, how do you know that from someone's tick tock ins account? I was saying you would have to investigate. I mean I have some problems with this. Yeah, how do you know that from someone's TikTokins account? Well, that's what I was saying. You would have to investigate. I mean, I have some problems with this. Yeah, you, oh, you do? I don't have any problems with this. I mean, I think there's gonna be one asshole in the group. If you give a thousand people, like you do a four-hour TikTok

and you give a thousand people cash, one of those people is likely not a great human being. Or most of those people are not likely great human beings. But if you're helping one person figure out how to feed their family, pay the mortgage, put a roof over their head, like I can see that being good in giving the circumstances. One's good. Yeah, but the same thing with the lottery, same thing with the lottery, the lottery's the exact same way.

You think all those guys are cracker jacks that win that lottery? Well, that's also machine randomly picking numbers. Yeah, well, this guy's randomly picking comments. I mean, I don't think he's got a lot of time to do investigating. Any sweepstakes is got, it suffers the same issue. You could be helping the bad guys. And in my opinion, most people are bad guys. Exactly. At least have. Yeah, at least a third by some polls. I'm not sure, but you know what I'm saying. The more that I watch reality TV and that I watch the news, I think it's a third. I think you might be right, it's a third.

Yeah, I mean, when Taylor Swift's dad can't even be trusted with Taylor Swift's money. And listen, I just, at pure entertainment value and like a fun thing to do and hoping you're going in, I loved it. I thought it was fantastic. We worshiped for an hour and a half. I watched it for an hour and a half. That is how I do that.

I get a social media because my time is precious. And what I do with it, and whenever I log into one of these sites, I am all of a sudden looking at this, that the other, and then it's two hours later. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What do we do before social media? What are you doing besides social media? Oh, I'd like to read. I'm a big reader. Yep. And what else? And I like to watch, you know, my show.

Reality shows. It shows. Where you lose five hours. You mean the show's here tell me to watch like the diggers, the doggers? The diggers. Don't blame me for the doggers. I can't blame me for the doggers. You told me to watch like the diggers the doggers the diggers don't blame me for the doggers I can't blame me for the watch it. I told you to watch it. I'm not a doggar

I felt like I had to do research you have to do research those doggers are fucking the job I knew it the second I saw that show why unfortunately I watched the hill song You got Show why unfortunately I watched the Hillsong thing on you got caught in the fundamental is I gave my Hulu username. I did log into your Hulu. Yes. I have not watched that Hillsong show yet I will get to it Carl is a big part of it Carl's a douchebag. I mean, let's be honest and I think you still lying Like in the thing. Yeah, of course he is come on me. Yeah, there you go He is. Come on man. Hey girl.

Yeah, hey girl. Okay, I'm not going to get on that. I'm not going to get on that. I'm going to save everybody's ears. Hey girl, it's me, Carl. I just thought of that you know, I'm still full of shit. Listen, can I borrow a million dollars from the collection plate and I'll get it right back to you. Thanks, girl.

Show me your tits while I add it. Nope. Okay, what about your mom? Your mom good? Okay, I'm going to be over here watching. I dig it, dig it, dig it, dig it, dig it up. I got to pay for all those movies, you know what I'm saying, girl. Alright, love you.

Hey, do me a favor, be around your mom's house about 12 o'clock tonight. I'm going to drop some cash. I'm going to drop some cash. I'm gonna drop some cash. That's stags. Yeah, oh, it just go on my TikTok. At Carl's penis. At Carl's Christ like penis. It's got, and you see the logo, my new logo has got two penises in the shape of a cross

My new church cock for Christ Chris did cock for Christ Christian cock for Christ. God's record. I think I got a wrong last time, girl, instead I was trying to preach on a full dick. So now I'm just going to share my, sit my, sit my worldly sins with everybody ahead of time. I'm actually going to preach with a full boner.

And anybody who wants to come and testify, feel free to share. I'll be right behind you. Literally. Go on, girl, testify. Oh, testify. Oh, testify. All right, I gotta go. I gotta go skim some people.

I'm trying to guess if you take talk, follow us. I'm giving out some... ...cogs for Christ cash on TikTok. It's my new altcoin. It's like Bitcoin only. It's... ...Ballcoin. Oh my god. Oh, that's really pocket money.

Cogs for Christ. Oh my God. Oh, that's really fucking funny. God's for Christ. God's for Christ. Oh my God. These fundamentalist Christians are fucking it all up for everybody. I know they are. Listen, I don't want to get into a whole rabbit hole here. I don't want to offend anybody.

I don't want to make anybody upset, but I just want to share this. The Catholic Church is like the original fundamentalist church. I mean, for God's sake, they went and murdered people on behalf of the, you know, that it was a religion is awesome when used for awesome purposes. Exactly. But when twisted and then consolidated for power and money, which is what seems to always happen. It does every time. Every time, every fucking time. And I'm sure there are examples of small,

you know, non-denominational churches, you know, Unity Christian churches, all the stuff. I've been to them. There's great, I've been to them. You know, the one that we got married for the third time. Oh yeah. Devon, I had a couple of weddings. Yeah, you guys, I got very three times.

Sure why? I think it's for the free booze if you ask me, but just, it's a charity. But there are some churches that are really fucking incredible. Amazing. Yeah. And it's the mega stuff that starts. It's those mega churches. It's the mega churches.

It's the Catholic Church. It's those organizations. Did you see that? Did you send me this? That the, what's his name? Um, Warren, uh, Warren, what's his name? The guy, oh no, what's that gonna wanna get this name right? And this honestly is why I really, Rick Warren.

Yeah, Rick Warren. Rick Warren, who is a Baptist, who has like a Presbyterian church, I think, right? He is a Presbyterian church. He allows women to be pastors there. Him and seven other churches were just declined to entry into the Southern Baptist Convention because they have women as pastors. I'm ridiculous. Tell me, tell me, any of you swing and dicks out there that are running your own churches,

making sure that pussies don't get involved in Christ. Tell me this, why in the world would you not let a woman pastor or church? What is the reason? What is the reason? Have you not noticed that guys can universally fuck things up? Have you not noticed that gentlemen have seemed to do it the wrong way for eons and eons and eons? Why don't we get the women a chance or at least give them some room on the stage?

What's the big fucking deal? Let a gay man preach, oh my god, he likes other men's dicks. Who gives a fucking shit? Who gives a shit? I get so incensed by this. I know. Why do you fucking care where anybody puts their dick or their vagina?

What does it matter? It doesn't. Why? That's something they do in the privacy of their own home. Are there pedophiles in the gay community? I guarantee there are more in the straight. You know what? You're all assholes.

That's what you are. You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. These guys that are making these independent, you know, universal decisions while they sit on a stack full of cash and private planes and huge houses and powerful ministries and they teach to the flock and they're sending them in the wrong direction just like fucking Carl and just like the fucking Dougers.

This is the vision of the future of this country with religion if we don't start getting our heads back on our fucking channel. I agree. Because every time you put somebody in charge of a huge, powerful money-making machine, they are going to start making decisions that are best for them, not for you. Power and money are, I mean, age old, I mean, since the beginning of time have corrupted. But the challenge is, if, like, that's not the point of religion. The point of religion isn't to get as much money as possible, fund people's political campaigns

and fly your private jet or- It's to help people. It's to help the poor, help. Help the needy, help the poor, help the normal, help the regular flock. Yeah, and these people look at you and they drool over every word that you say, and you take that power and you twist it and you

fuck it up. You rather always do. So here's an idea I think time has come. Fuck the dogma, fuck the actual ministry bullshit. Gather in someone's house, three or four of you. Gather in someone's house and scream in the hell at the top of your lungs to Jesus Christ or God or Muhammad or Buddha or Buddha, or whoever, and then go home and do good.

That's it, that's all you gotta do. Because all of this church bullshit is failing. It's failing terribly, and it's sending the entire world into a fucking tailspin as it always has. And it drives me crazy. The duggers, that guy Jim Dugger, that guy Jim Dugger, he's a fucking douchebag. And he always has been, since day one.

Anybody who watched the Duggers and thought that that family was anything close, resembling anything close to a normal American family has got some screws loose because those people were strange from the moment they got on television. Yeah, I never watched the show. I mean, I saw it like once or twice. has got some screws loose because those people were strange from the moment they got on television. Yeah, I never watched the show. I mean, I saw it like once or twice.

I was like, this is weird. It's so strange. It's so strange. In the sad part about all of this is that there are so many wonderful people that I know that go to churches, not these particular churches. I only know a few people have been to mega churches, but they go to these mega churches, or they go to these churches, and they are such great people. And they are the foot soldiers of this dogma, and they sometimes get things so twisted

in their head because they believe their preacher or pastor has some special relationship with some deity or entity that none of us can have. In my opinion, we are all God. We are all a small piece of God and we can rule our own fiefdoms in a kind and gentle way and we can have a relationship just like the preacher or pastor does because that preacher or pastor scratches his asshole just like everybody else does. He has foibles just like everybody else does. And you give him a billion dollars, and you ask him to take care of it.

You know what he's gonna do? He's gonna buy a private jet. He's gonna get some hookers in fucking Vegas, and he's gonna snort some cocaine. Why? Because that's what I would do if I was rich for a decade. And that's why I wanna be rich for a decade. Okay.

Be rich for a decade. Okay. Or for the rest of your life, be in charge of one of these mega churches And just have all the people power and money you could ever want in your entire life. Mm-hmm. What would you do? Oh? You go Sure on that rich for a decade. I don't want all the power I'm going for the church of Brian Green church of TCB. Welcome to the Church of TCB. Come on in.

Pragmatic pragmatists here at the commercial break. Let me repeat. I don't have anything against any particular research. You would go to my church. You already here. I am. You're my only congregant. You only want to show up. But I am going to have to pass around the collection plane at this point. We don't have anything against religion. Or a particular religion. You know who I'm talking about.

I'm talking about that. It's the people that misuse it. The doggers, the carls, the Pat, whatever is named Robertson, who, you know, God blesses us for us for saying. It's a hard one for me. Yeah, all right, Pee or not yeah who's the other one oh the one that we like to what's his name all of them all the we all the ones we've done here Graham well Billy Graham was okay the other one not so okay Billy Graham was okay it was okay he said

God doesn't like people God doesn't choose colors you know he was okay. He said, God doesn't like people, God doesn't choose colors. You know, he was ahead of his time. Did he do everything great? No, was he ahead of his time? He was pretty liberal for a, what's that? Oh, that guy, what a fucking douchebag, that guy. Yeah, put him in there. And he's, and you're still giving him money.

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