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Starting point is 00:00:00 And welcome back to WSHIT's Cooked Up, Croc Pot Cooking Class. That's right, every week Chris Cranghis from WSHIT's Cooking Step shows you how to prepare a new meal for you and your family, your husband's going to be home soon, and he'll be hungry. Let's go live into the studio with Mr. Personality himself, Chris Cranghis. You've seen the care we take to warm up the raw chicken proper. By following every step of the cooking procedure, exactly the way I'm about to show you, you will learn to cook excellent chicken every time.

Starting point is 00:00:37 I'm going to be using this cooker. It's been warmed up according to procedure. First, I will be loading the chicken into the cooker, then I'm going to brown the chicken. Oh, Chris, this is pink just the way I like it. That's good chicken. That's good chicken indeed. We'll be right back after this.

Starting point is 00:00:54 Commercial break. On this episode of the Commercial Break Is some dude was in pale by a log that went through the bottom of his car into his chest. Geez. Geez. Yeah. I don't know. There's nothing like a farty. They're like a redneck ray of...

Starting point is 00:01:24 Nothing like a redneck ray of But the mega redneck ray Throw some ecstasy and some boons farm and a little moon Yeah, some red rap rap rock country Do a little dance do a little too, stay Do a little dance, do a little two stair. I actually start sweating. I actually start sweating when I'm watching this. I'm like, oh, I think I'm gonna wake up. Get back, get back, don't do it.

Starting point is 00:01:55 Have I shown anyone that's fallen and died? Lots of people fall, but they're all attached to a safety harness. Yeah, but discovery's not going to, the insurance company in the world is going to ensure a shooting. And I don't know me to shoot like people shooting each other. I mean like the actual shooting, the telefilming. Yes. The shooting. The shooting.

Starting point is 00:02:11 The shooting... The shooting company in the world is going to ensure a shooting. I'm sure of that. That's good to know. That's legal jargon you can take to the bank. For the entire month of June, that we were gonna give away $500 in gold dog gift cards! Yes! And the first week in July here is the first week in July, so I guess we gotta follow through

Starting point is 00:02:32 on this promise. So, after much debate and review, Chrissy and I have picked to win. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Best to you, Brian! Best to you, America! And best to you out there in the podcast, listening audience. How the hell are you? Back from vacation. Feelin' good. Feelin' refreshed. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 00:03:12 Not really. I know. I'm like kids, I never feel refreshed. I just feel like, I just feel like I'm on the back end of a 3-day LSD binge. Remember when, I mean, I don't know if you want to say that on air, but I'll say it on air. It would always be like, crusty and oily oily and feel like I'd never get clean enough I remember I remember when I was into that kind of thing way way way way back in December of 2020 I would like get into a shower and I would stay there for an hour just trying to wipe the crud off of my brain

Starting point is 00:03:41 Yeah, my body and I never seem to get clean enough. I always felt a little crusty. I always felt like, I don't know, my armpits were dirty or something like that. They probably were. Probably. It's probably why there's a certain scent that follows around certain bands. I'm looking at you, fiash! But I do love you. I do love you.

Starting point is 00:03:58 Uh, we'll get it right into what happened over the holiday, but I wanted to mention that I was reading a story about something called the redneck rave. Do you know what this is? No, I have not heard of it. Either did I. I'm not sure. But I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised that, yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:12 Yes. Yes. Kid Rock. And others, I'm sure. But Kid Rock is probably the first one that we can think of that really, maybe not Kid Rock. Maybe it even goes back to Limpisket and all this, like this rap rock kind of thing, right?

Starting point is 00:04:25 Well now they're doing like a country rap rock EDM. Oh, they've added EDM into it. Like they're smushing it and smashing it all in, right? Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, how the hell are you? How the hell do you do? I don't know, I don't know. It's not a thing that I'm aware of, right?

Starting point is 00:04:42 But I did a lot of research on this when I found out that there was a redneck raven Kentucky, I believe over the weekend. Okay. In the past, in the past couple of weeks, I'm not sure what date. You can see how educated I am about this particular event. The redneck raven is basically like 20,000 self-proclaimed rednecks.

Starting point is 00:04:58 They got together and they're big budgie jeeps and, you know, and they're a Ford F-150. They have tealed. Big muddy fucking field. Just a wet, muddy field. Kind of like an insane clown posse. Get together. Mine is the insane clown posse, right?

Starting point is 00:05:18 But. So all of them get together. They prefer this rap, it appears from the music that I saw online, the live music, that they like this rap, rock, EDM, smushy, smashy stuff together. Okay. And it turned into a complete shit show.

Starting point is 00:05:30 I am so... ...shock. Because it's in some small podong town in the sheriff's office, it's like we did our best. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Well, we did our best. I call Jimmy and Bob and I I told him to get on down here. Bring a gun, boys. We're going to protect these here Redneck from hurting themselves.

Starting point is 00:05:48 They did not protect those Rednecks from hurting themselves. As 38 people went to the hospital, some of them with extremely serious injuries. But the one that I found is interesting is some dude was in pale by a log that went through the bottom of his car. Whoa. Into his chest.

Starting point is 00:06:03 Jeez. Jeez. Yeah. Geez. Yeah. I don't know. There's nothing like a party. There's nothing like a Redneck Rape. Nothing like a Redneck Rape. Throw some ecstasy and some boons farm

Starting point is 00:06:15 and get a little moonshine in there. Yeah. Some red, red, rap rock country. Doon, doon, doon, doon, doon, doon, doon, drop the beat. Do a little dance. Do a little two, stay up. I don't know. Not making fun. I just don't know. Right. Inform me. Give me a call. But there's some videos online that are, but then this lady also got her throat slit in the middle of the ninth. Geez. That sounds like a little rougher on the edges, isn't it? I know.

Starting point is 00:06:45 Be careful. You gotta be careful with those redneck wraiths. You do. The funny thing is, is that it's named redneck wraith. Yeah, they're redneck wraiths. They didn't even try and mask, you know, like, you know, what do they call that, boner, right? They give it an interesting name.

Starting point is 00:07:01 And the first couple of years, it's just a bunch of fucking hippies that get out in the middle of the Tennessee. they you know, yeah, we're Far from the reaches of the law and to it is gonna do it now It's just a bunch of yuppies to go there and spend way too much money to be baked in the sun before and a half days and listen to you know David Burns come back album or whatever it is but these guys they didn't even pretend they're like red neck rate That's what we're gonna call it red neck. 20,000 of my closest friends showed up and one of them got impaled.

Starting point is 00:07:27 Biolog. Biolog. Driving around. Mudding. Mudding. That shit is dangerous. It can be. Look at this. Look at this.

Starting point is 00:07:35 I've done a lot of dangerous shit in my life. Mudding is the most dangerous thing that a redneck could do. That's why you've never been impaled by a log. Or have you. No, I've been impaled by a couple of things. I don't know if you can see the scar right here. One time I got a pencil stuck right in my finger.

Starting point is 00:07:49 Uh oh. That required a stitch, one stitch. Do I look like the kind of guy who does dangerous stuff? No. I keep on watching that high wire show. The show about the guys who are walking across the wires up in the middle of the grand canyon or whatever. Watch a fucking morons man. I'll tell you what, but I can't get enough of that show. Really? the show about the guys who are walking across the wires up in the middle of the Grand Canyon or whatever. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:05 Watch a fucking morons, man. I'll tell you what, but I can't get enough of that show. Really? Yeah, Discovery does this shitty thing. Let me explain Discovery Plus for any of you that don't have it yet. And if you're going to be a sponsor, just call me up and I'll yank this episode. But Discovery Plus, what they do is they get you hooked on this show, and then they release an episode every week.

Starting point is 00:08:24 They don't put it all on at the same time. They're like a new episode available on Saturday. On Saturday, I just paid you $4.99 for the privilege of watching the show in its entirety all the way through. I don't wanna watch it like I watch regular television. So stupid, like why can't you just give me all of them at one time?

Starting point is 00:08:42 Yeah, I think Netflix kinda started think Netflix kind of started that trend bullshit or that it was and now I've noticed HBO is doing it to where it's one per week Well when they're running a show on air I can understand that they say well We don't want you to give you the whole thing because we want people to actually tune in on air Oh, right, but you mean this is already done. Yeah, this is already done. It's in the can I mean these guys are walking on a high wire in the minute I think this is done in 2007. Who even knows when this was done?

Starting point is 00:09:05 I don't know. But the reality is they're not showing this on television. Why can't you just give it to me all at once? I want to watch it. I want my sweaty palms to be sweaty. I actually start sweating. It's a good thing to be sweaty. Yeah, I actually start sweating when I'm watching this.

Starting point is 00:09:18 I'm like, oh, are they gonna make it? Get back, get back, don't do it. Have I shown anyone that's fallen and dying? Lots of people fall, but they're all attached to a safety harness. Yeah, but discovery's not gonna, there's no insurance company in the world that's gonna ensure a shooting.

Starting point is 00:09:32 And I don't know me to shooting like people shooting each other. I mean, like the actual shooting, filming. Tell filming, the shooting. There's no insurance company in the world that's gonna ensure shooting, I'm sure of that. That's good to know. That's legal jargon, you can take to the bank. They all have these harnesses to attach to them.

Starting point is 00:09:50 So when they fall, they just, but I mean still a little scary as shit. They're 800 or 10th. They were 10,000 feet in the air. They're 10,000 feet in the air. Can you imagine? No, thank you, man. www.tcbpodcast.com is where you go.

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Starting point is 00:10:58 It is the first week in July. So I guess we got to follow through on this promise So After much debate and review, Chrissy and I have picked a winner. We've decided on a winner. And while there were a wonderful myriad of entries, lots of people quoting their favorite lines from the show, lots of people quoting other shows.

Starting point is 00:11:19 I'm not sure which show you were quoting, but a for effort, I gotta give it to you. And lots of people tagging a friend, which was the requirements. You had to follow us, you had to tag a friend, you had to quote your favorite line from your favorite episode. I wanna give an honorable mention to Amar, I think his name is Amar,

Starting point is 00:11:39 who had really one of the more brilliant comments, which was he commented the last line of the show. If you've ever noticed, Chrissy and I say, we was he commented the last line of the show. If you've ever noticed Chrissy and I say, we love each other, that's it. Bye. Right? And so he quoted that, and I thought that was cute,

Starting point is 00:11:51 and interesting, indicating, at least, indicating that he had listened to the entirety of a program. So congratulations. I did notice that a lot of people were like, quoting other people, like someone would put something, and then they put it, the someone else would put it right away, and I was like, that's cheating,

Starting point is 00:12:06 and I'm not responding to that, I'm not responding to cheating, no, I'm just kidding. Um, what are you, I schooled a teacher. I am, I'm grading these comments. What I said I was gonna do is grade the comments, right? Okay, so we're gonna announce the winner today,

Starting point is 00:12:21 and then with any luck, we'll be able to get them on the program sometime in the future. Maybe next week we'll make an effort for that, but we will be reaching out. We'll probably already have reached out by the time this hits the air. But we had someone that commented early on. She was one of the first people to comment. And I'm not gonna give away her name

Starting point is 00:12:40 because we haven't spoken with her yet. And I don't have permission to give her name out. But I will say that her Instagram handle is in shape nurse. In shape nurse is exactly apparently what she sounds like. She is a nurse, so she's doing good for people. I've done a little bit of research, a little bit of Instagram stalking. Yes.

Starting point is 00:13:00 And I believe her to be one of those outstanding human beings who takes, no matter what kind of bullshit you've been involved in, like, mudding, like getting impaled by a law. Those nurses. Or taking, that's right, or taking too much LSD and freaking out for no reason, or whatever, when you go into a hospital and there's an emergency room nurse right there, she is one of those people standing right there, ready to deal with the consequences of your stupidity, like highlighting across the grandcain. Right.

Starting point is 00:13:25 Don't messes. Even though I'm in love with the show, don't messes. Keep doing it. Yeah, so she's a good person, I believe, or at least she has a noble profession. Mm-hmm. She quoted a wonderful line from an episode that I'm partial to, right?

Starting point is 00:13:40 And she tagged many of her friends, many of her friends, right? And continues to follow us and continues to comment and like. So there it is. She's won $500 and gold dot gift cards. We'll try and get her on air in the next week or two, depending on her schedule. She is in her, I believe. So she's probably very busy, but we're giving away the $500.

Starting point is 00:14:01 There it is. Your friends at the commercial break. Thank you very much to everyone who entered the contest. We certainly appreciate it. Keep up the engagement with us. Keep commenting, keep liking, keep subscribing, keep following because we intend to do this probably. I don't know, I'm not gonna say it

Starting point is 00:14:17 because every time I say something, we just don't follow through. This is the only thing we've ever followed through on, I think. I think this is the only thing we've actually ever followed through on. Congratulations to us. Congratulations to us. Look at that. we've ever followed through on, I think. I think this is the only thing we've actually ever followed through on. Yeah, good job. Good job, good job. Yeah, look at that.

Starting point is 00:14:27 And you know what, I just got a good idea what you should do is when you go to buy these gift cards, film it, and then just have that on stock for any of the people that call you. Oh, that's true. Oh, that's true. Yeah, I should, I film the whole thing and say things like, I think these ones, is this it?

Starting point is 00:14:43 For those of you who haven't listened to the episode, there was an email scammer who I like to engage. If they'll engage with me, I engage with them, and then I record it for posterity sake. I'm not the first one to do this. There's lots of people to do this. But there was a guy who emailed the text of me in the middle of the night saying that he was from the IMF.

Starting point is 00:14:59 And there was a COVID relief program based in the United States that Congress had voted for. And why he was with the IMF, I'm not really particularly sure. But there was a helicopter and program based in the United States that Congress had voted for and why he was with the IMF I'm not really particularly sure, but there was a helicopter and a FedEx mens not a FedEx man a FedEx mens There was waiting at the IMF to count my money and send it to me. Yeah. Oh, what was it like? 750,000 dollars It was a large amount of money. You know all I had to do was send him 10,000 dollars in gold.gifcarts to cover the travel expenses of the FedEx men, which sounds completely legit.

Starting point is 00:15:29 And I'm sorry I missed out on the opportunity. I may be next. I'm sorry. Instead, I sent you a dick pick. And not my dick, because it's not that impressive. So anyway, that's what we're talking about. So gold.gifcarts coming your way in shape nurse, thank you very much and thank you to all of those. But stay tuned, more giveaways to come

Starting point is 00:15:47 and more creative giveaways to come. Yes. I'm already thinking about the next giveaway. Now, there are a couple honorable mentions that are people that I really enjoyed what they had to post. We will be sending you some shwag. Keep a lookout on your IAM. If you get a request for us, a follow request,

Starting point is 00:16:03 that's not because I want to stalk you. It's because we want to give you something. So please do accept that request so that we can give you something. How was your 4th of July? It was great. It was it was busy. We went up to the mountains for a couple of days with some family. So my family, yeah. Beautiful up there. And then we drove over to the coast to the Charleston area to see one of my best friends and hang out and have fun. Charleston's beautiful. Yeah, we saw a bunch of fireworks.

Starting point is 00:16:31 You get that guy, Russell Peters or whatever's named for me? Yeah, I should have looked at him. He's looking currently, looking for extra women to put in his bedroom. Yeah, exactly. I should have looked at him. Damn. Next time.

Starting point is 00:16:41 I haven't watched that guy's videos. He's a douche. Watch out Charleston. I think he's actually moving to LA. Because that's what all the influencers do on the Instagram. They moved to LA Got some audience Unbelievable. So you had a good time in Charleston. Yeah, yes Good and Jeff had a good time. He had a great time. Yeah, I was driving. He's doing wonderful. Yes Yeah, yes. Hi Jeff.

Starting point is 00:17:01 Hey Jeff. How are you? How are you sure? Yeah, it was good. So here, so, well, first of all, we went to Indiana the week of the book. You did not, let me just clarify, you did not go to the Red Nut Grave. We did not go to the Red Nut Grave.

Starting point is 00:17:15 That was not a family vacation. No, no, no, no, no. I can't go. Yeah. Didn't, didn't manage to get tickets. Maybe next year. Call Danes for a press pass. They said,

Starting point is 00:17:25 what's that? Press, what's that? We did drive through Kentucky though. Oh right. And the very back of woods of Kentucky. So the week of the 4th of July, we went to Indianapolis to go see some family members. And here's the thing,

Starting point is 00:17:45 I want to explain something about my father. And I know this may sound like it has nothing to do with my father, but this has to do with my father. My father, when we were kids, he used to get us up at the ass crack of shit dawn. Like, let's say, three o'clock in the morning. Whenever we were going somewhere,

Starting point is 00:17:59 it was always driving because my parents never wanted to pay for tickets, because they had four boys that was six people, they had to buy airline tickets for. You can imagine how expensive those things would get, especially if you're just making a jaunt to go see family. When we had this big old van, like a conversion van, the kind with the TV in it and the captain's chair,

Starting point is 00:18:15 the thing that laid out in the back, right? And you apparently see belts wearing a thing back then, so you would just walk around the van and do whatever, but it was still crowded because it was six people in a conversion van, it was a conversion van. And so what my dad would do is he would wake us wherever we were going. Disney World, Chicago to visit family. We did a cross-country trip one time that was like, you know, 20 days where we went all the way to San Diego. Yeah, fuck it. Unbelievable. It was really quite frankly one of my favorite memories as a child,

Starting point is 00:18:43 but looking back at it now, it must have been a nightmare for my parents. I'm sure it was. Yeah. And what it ended up being was just a whole lot of driving to, like, a whole lot of driving there to go a whole lot of driving back. Okay, hurry up, let's go on and back. Here we are. There it is. Look, big Ben Parliament. See you later.

Starting point is 00:18:58 Yeah, exactly. So, San Diego is in a beautiful San Francisco. See you later. Bye-bye, San Tukamlente. Bye, you're earned. And I mean, we just like, we never spend more than 15 minutes in any place, except to see my uncle Harry, my great uncle Harry, who was the guy who lived in Phoenix, and there's 115 degrees outside.

Starting point is 00:19:13 He was grilling in a sweater and slacks with golf shoes. It's dry, he can get used to it after a while. Oh, do you? Oh, do you? You do get used to it after a while? Because my eyeballs are melting. I'm sorry. So my dad used to get us up in the ass crack of dawn.

Starting point is 00:19:31 And then we would all sleep for whatever part of the drive. Yeah. So it would be like five hours of sleeping and then we wake up and we'd be somewhere. Right, my dad would be driving. As I grew older and I decided to take my own road trips, I was like, this is bullshit. I'm not waking up fucking early.

Starting point is 00:19:49 I'm gonna wake up at 11.30 in the afternoon and then get on the road at one or two and I'll get there at night and who fucking cares? And you know, do whatever. Now that I have children. Yes, it's different. It is clear to me that there is no other way to travel, at all, period andance, except to do it

Starting point is 00:20:06 while the kids are sleeping. That's the only way. Because if they're awake, they get irritated. They shit themselves, because that's what kids do. They want mama milky, they want moon, moon, milky. I'm fucking hungry. Da, da, are we there yet? Can you see that?

Starting point is 00:20:19 Can I have Disney? You wanna turn on the radio? Da, da, I shit myself. I got a peepee, I got a poo poo, whatever, they do it all day long. Kids never stop talking. Where's the off button on that kid? So I tell my wife, I say, listen,

Starting point is 00:20:34 we're gonna go to any Naples, it's quite a drive, it's about nine hours. You put together a strategy. I put the whole strategy together, here's my strategy. I'm gonna go to sleep at five in the afternoon, I'm gonna wake up at 11, I'm gonna get you guys up, we're gonna put the kids in the car, and we I'm gonna go to sleep at five in the afternoon. I'm gonna wake up at 11. I'm gonna get you guys up. We're gonna put the kids in the car

Starting point is 00:20:48 and we're just gonna go. And I'm gonna drive until we get there. And we're gonna pray that the hotel is ready for us when we get there. And that's what we did. And we drove through the ass back of Tennessee, the Tennessee Mountains, the Rolling Hills of Kentucky, and the flat cornlands of Indiana.

Starting point is 00:21:03 And the quickest way to get there is not on the highways. It is in the back roads.. And the quickest way to get there is not on the highways. It is in the back roads. That's a straight direction to get there. You can go through Nashville or whatever coming from Atlanta. But really the best way the most direct route to get there is just ahead on the back roads. Plus you love back roads and I do too. I do love back roads. Yeah, there's something about the scenery. Something about the scenery. Now, the scenery in the middle of the night is a little different than the scenery during the day because I did not see another fucking car for almost two hours Chrissy for two hours from two to four in the morning. I did not see another vehicle.

Starting point is 00:21:33 I mean, I'm exaggerating a little bit, but maybe three cars, the entirety of the back roads of Tennessee and Kentucky. I saw no. I was scared of the little eyeballs that were sticking out on the sides of the road every once in a while. Or the balls he asked dear that were just standing right there in the middle of the road sometimes just standing like nothing was coming. I mean, I guess that's why the expression of your head lies. But these little shit heads were like all throughout the side of the road. You could see their little blinking eyes and it was like, I was like, ooh.

Starting point is 00:22:05 I'd honk my horn and make the whole family up. They'd be like my last turn, it's like, what are you doing? Ah! Ah! Ah! It's a spider! Ah! And so we were driving, then you driving through the mountains too.

Starting point is 00:22:21 You're going up and down, these really windy and curvy roads. It's good news about driving like that when you don't have anybody else on the road is you can just pretty much drive in the middle of the road. Yeah, that's correct. It gives you, in my brain, in my beat-boop-boop brain, it's giving me reaction time for the deer in case they come one way or the other.

Starting point is 00:22:36 I'm driving in the middle of the road. So, statistically, yeah. I've got more road to work with, right? Of course, that's probably not true. But in my brain, it is. And so I'm driving's probably not true at all, but in my brain it is. And so I'm driving in the middle of the road the entirety of the way there. So we get there, we're there for like 37 hours,

Starting point is 00:22:54 and then we're on our way back home. And so we went to a party, and that's the whole reason I were there, and at the end of the party, asked her it's like, what do you wanna do? How do you wanna handle this on the way back? Cause he hadn't really made a plan. And I said, you know what?

Starting point is 00:23:09 If I'm being honest, I think the right thing to do is to do the exact same thing that we did on the way here. Let's just leave the party. Let's go take a shower, let's feed the kids. It's like, you know, 10 o'clock at night. Let's feed the kids, let's get them in the car and let's let them sleep. We had home like seven, yeah, night, night, night. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no them sleep. We get home like seven, yeah, night night. Hey, night.

Starting point is 00:23:25 Oh, by the way, in the way there, like Mia slept the entire time. She was so good. For her. And Matthias was so good too, he didn't make a peep. But everyone's in a blue moon, I peep back there. And Matthias in the darkness was just like this. Exstaring at me.

Starting point is 00:23:40 I was like, This is what I did. It's so ridiculous. I was like, this was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

Starting point is 00:23:50 I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

Starting point is 00:23:55 I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

Starting point is 00:24:02 I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I've got to try. I've got to try. 20 hours of driving for five hours of being there. By the way, Indianapolis is a beautiful, beautiful town. I have a beautiful town. I mean, it just really is a lovely place.

Starting point is 00:24:13 I would never live there, but it's a beautiful place. So, we, so, Astrid's like, you know what? Agreed, let's do it. And I'm like, you can sleep, I'll drive, I'll get a cup of coffee, we'll be okay. If I feel like I'm tired, I'll pull over. One of the people at the party over here is this because you know they're Venice, Wailin,

Starting point is 00:24:28 so everyone gets in your business. So they overhear this, and all of a sudden, not a know where she comes and she's like, you have, here you go. She's like handing me something in a cellophane wrapper. I'm like, what's this, I haven't had this something in a cellophane wrapper in like 15 years. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:24:44 Handing me. And she's like, take it this? I haven't had this something in a cell phone wrapper in like 15 years. You know what I'm saying? He's handing me. And she's like, take it, take it, take it. You need to take it, it'll keep you up, it'll be fine, it's out of roll. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not taking fucking no-dos on a drive home. Like I've been taking, I haven't taken prescription medication

Starting point is 00:25:00 that wasn't for me in almost 20 years. I'm not gonna start taking it now, right? I'll be fine, I'll take a cup of coffee, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I tell her, no, she's insisting, no, she's insisting, no. So as we're getting in the car, as I'm closing the door, she runs up and she stuffs it in my pocket, right? She's just in case. Yes, just in case, just take it.

Starting point is 00:25:17 And Astrid's like, why not? And I'm like, because it's not mine, it's a focus type. It's speed is what it is. That's what we realize about it. It's crystal meth and a bill form. I mean, that's a focus type. It's, well, it's speed is what it is. Let's be real honest about it. It's crystal meth and a bill form. I mean, that's what it is, right? It's true, it's 100% true. This is the same stuff they gave the comic Aussies,

Starting point is 00:25:34 the Japanese fire pilots, the same stuff, the same shit. They gave them like high doses of Adderall and just like sent them down into crashing into aircraft curve. So, not gonna take it, not gonna take it, right? We get to cut shit, the kids showered. We go to get in the car. I'm already tired.

Starting point is 00:25:51 Like I'm already yawning. I'm like I'm already yawning. It's been a long day out in the sun, walking around in the Minneapolis, no nap, no sleep, no nothing. And I'm like, I know, it's dark out. So she had told me to take one, and then take, she gave me two.

Starting point is 00:26:05 Take one and then take the other one a couple hours later if you feel like you need it, right? Well, I'm like, I'm gonna take one. One, I'll take, I'll take a half. That's what I'll do, I'll take a half, right? Okay, good. So we stop. Start small.

Starting point is 00:26:16 We get gas, right? And now we're into the drive, Chrissy. It's a fucking video game. I'm in a video game. Oh, okay. Deeeeee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee! Ha! Ha! Nothing, now there's Deer all over the place. But I'm ready for video game. Oh, okay. I couldn't believe how great this fucking Adderall was for my driving skills. How's it gonna say the focus?

Starting point is 00:26:50 That's right, now I was like, man, I'm like, we're getting there, I'm hauling ass, I'm, dude, this is awesome, time is going by so fast, I'm like, this is great, Rardy and Kentucky, blah, blah, blah, blah. I look at the Google Maps, we're not even an hour and 15 fucking medicine and I'm going 42 miles per hour and a 70 mile per hour and it's so, I'm not even kidding.

Starting point is 00:27:09 I was going so slow and not even an hour in advance. I was just like in my mind, already there. And I'm like, oh, shit. And by the way, for the first time since I can remember since maybe being a child, there was so few people on the road and the drive was so long and I didn't want to stop, there was no gas stations to stop and I didn't want to pull over and I peed on the side of the road. Oh, you did. Twice. Yes, let me tell you, that feels good to pee on the side of the road next to your car. Like there's a little bit of a danger of somebody else creeping up on you, right? I can only imagine I wish that I could pee.

Starting point is 00:27:47 I like that. Well, it took me a minute. Many times. I was shy. It took me a minute, because I was afraid the truck was gonna come over and also I was high on that or all so I was like, oh, the deer, we're gonna come out.

Starting point is 00:27:59 At least you have a way to do it. I was afraid of a whisper wolf coming up on me. I could whisper. It's a John ball ball popper Skinny John bobber Skinny popper here comes you know it's a funny thing because that's where you would see a pop pop popper They were talking about the pop-up leaves And there and the funny thing is I had never heard of pop-up before but then I

Starting point is 00:28:26 I heard Listening to some food show and they were talking about how these pop-up fruit is very good Pop-up fruit I thought it was shit that they were making up No, we're gonna do ghost hunters in an upcoming episode and we'll I'll show you how all these shows make up These centers live before oh have you in the Savannah cemetery at night. Yeah, okay Well, we'll get into it when we get into it But anyway, so we got home safely at like seven or even more by the time that I got an hour away from my house I was a full-on wreck like I was so fucking tired

Starting point is 00:29:01 Here's the amazing thing about Adderall for any of I mean listen I do not advocate for people taking prescriptions that are not theirs, by the way. And I do not do this often. I really am, I've turned into quite a T totaler, but the reality is I felt that I needed it to drive safe. I felt that I wanted to try it to see if I could use it to drive safely, and it did work.

Starting point is 00:29:20 So, but the amazing thing about Adderall is you can sleep. You're so zooted out, but then amazing thing about Adderall is you can sleep. Like you, you're so zued it out, but then you get tired and you just fall asleep. It's like, yeah, it's an amazing drug. Congratulations, science. Really tired too. Oh my god. I do. They slept for hours. It took me like six days to recover. Fourth of July, we decide that, you know, my in-laws are here. They're here for a year. Right, yes. They're here about six months out of the year. So they're here right now. Yes, so we decide for the first time ever

Starting point is 00:29:52 with our children we are gonna go watch a fireworks show because last year was COVID. The year before that, Matias was very young and we didn't feel, I think we were just tired to be honest with you a lot of Fourth of July. So we went to... Well, he had just been, or he was getting ready to be born

Starting point is 00:30:05 Wasn't it? Oh, that's true. He was yeah, his birthday Seventh or his first birthday and second birthday is third birthday. Yeah, you're right. There you go I sure was about to give her she was about to pop that's why you feel like I didn't want to go the fireworks because Astrid was in labor You want to to the fireworks? Fuck you! He farted, boo-boo. That's true, it was a champ when she was having that baby, by the way.

Starting point is 00:30:32 She did not cry, not once until like, she was in labor for like 14 hours. Remember that, huh? And then she was like, okay, come on in, right? The doctors were like, well, we don't know. Doesn't sound like she's ready, but come on in and we'll check. Yeah. She did not cry during any contraction. She really didn't even show that she was,

Starting point is 00:30:49 she showed she was a little bit discomfort, but in any pain until she sat down in the hospital chair to sign the paperwork. And that's when she was like, she could, tears her welling up. She was like, this really fucking hurts. And I was like, let's get you some morphine babe. Right.

Starting point is 00:31:03 Amen, take it, take it all. Our child's gonna, he's gonna be just like me. It'll you some morphine babe. Right. Amen. Take it. Take it all. Yeah. Our child's gonna He's gonna be just like me. It'll be all fucked up anyway. So just start him off well. Get him kickstarted And whatever you want. Right. So we take him to the to the local municipality here. We take him to the fireworks show And there's probably I don't know maybe five thousand six thousand people that they're spread out amongst his big park and these viewing areas We get there. It's I'm me. I'm in, we have to get there early, or we're not gonna get a spot, right? It's 96 fucking degrees outside in Atlanta.

Starting point is 00:31:32 The sun is blaring down, and it doesn't go down until 10, 92, or what, I mean, it goes down in midnight, basically, here. And so I'm like, let's go. We'll put the chairs down, and we'll just kind of walk around and have some fun, right? Let's get, but at least we'll get a spot, at least we'll get a good spot. That's true. That's the thing. Couldn't have been further thing from it. We could have got there at 902 and got the same spot. Really? I don't have any people over there. Well, no, there was a lot of people there, but there was plenty of space. I don't know. It was a huge park and I should have

Starting point is 00:32:02 realized this when I looked at the fucking map, but I didn't. You could actually view these from neighborhoods all around the municipalities, the city that we live in. Oh, okay. So yeah, people didn't fill in. But I'm like, we gotta get a coat, we gotta get a coat, we gotta get a coat, we gotta get it up close with the parking and then we gotta make sure that we're,

Starting point is 00:32:17 we can get out when the park, quickly. And you know, I was a solo. You were being a dad. Fucking dad. Such a dad. You were being a dad. So I'm like, okay, let's, six, come on, come on, let's go guys, come on, it's 6.32, we gotta get there by 6.30, you know.

Starting point is 00:32:29 So we get there, we get a good parking spot, a spot that I know we'll be able to get out freely when it's time to go. That's good. And we go and we're walking around for a spot and they have this little map, this interactive map that shows you where you can sit to see the fireworks well, which I think is wonderful, right?

Starting point is 00:32:42 Congratulations on you, a little city I live in, on doing that for us so that we don't have to try and figure out. They also flew these balloons up in the air, and they were like, if you can see the balloons, you can see the fireworks well, right? Oh, that's cool. Which has a really fucking cool, so anyway, this is a little grassy area, okay?

Starting point is 00:32:58 Now imagine, imagine this, just imagine if you will with me. This is a little grassy area. There's probably, the grassy area is it's in the it's behind a baseball field. So there's the gate for the baseball field. There are people in the baseball field sitting in certain areas that are roped off. And then behind the gate there's another whole grassy area all the way around this you know semi-circle. There's a hundred people and they're mostly spread out but it's a little tight right. There's a hundred people, and they're mostly spread out,

Starting point is 00:33:26 but it's a little tight, right? There is an area that I identify, like we all do when we're going to an event like this. You know, you're going to the concert at the lawn, like you're scanning the area. You're saying that is an available spot, where I'm not gonna bother anybody that's already sitting there, right?

Starting point is 00:33:42 But being the gentleman that I am, there's a guy that's sitting let's call 25 feet away from the gate, 25 feet away from the fence, 25 feet. That's a lot of feet away from the fence, right? It's bigger than any room I guarantee anybody listening to this has in their house, or unless you're you know, unless you're super rich and I don't know about it and if you you are pleased, the email is at info at TVCBPiC.com. How many of you are funded? So I decide that what if we sit right up on the gate? That way the kids can kind of, you know, hold onto the gate and watch the fireworks go up.

Starting point is 00:34:15 Yeah. Right? And the fireworks are gonna go up, that way they're gonna go up directly in the sky right over our heads. So looking straight ahead is gonna to do you no fucking favors. So there's a guy sitting behind us, right? A guy, the kind of guy who has like a greasy pony tail and a beard that's never been kempt and, you know, the kind of guy that's been playing Fortnite

Starting point is 00:34:39 in his dad's basement for the last 12 years. And he's with his mom, right? And I can tell, I just this is such a assumption I'm making. And his girlfriend, who also has been supporting his venture to be a professional Fortnite player for most of her life, too. Congratulations. And so I turn and I say, excuse me, if we were to sit here, would that be bothersome to you? Is that okay? And he's in you what nice. And he's, and you know what he says? Like this with his arms folded? Probably would bother us. Really? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:11 And I was like, Oh, because you're not gonna be able to see the fireworks? Yeah, no, I don't think we would be able to see the fireworks. And I was like, oh, you wouldn't be able to see the fireworks if we were sitting right here because the fireworks go off right there And he goes I guess that would be blocking us wouldn't it and I was like I Did not know how to

Starting point is 00:35:34 In that moment there were so many things that I could have said that none of them came out You know I'm saying right like my my quick-witted smart-ass mind was coming up with all of the things that I could say right there, but I have my children with me. Did you were the family? Yeah. I don't wanna start and argue. Right. Right.

Starting point is 00:35:51 I didn't know what to say. What's gonna look up for that? What a fucking cocksucker. This is the problem with the United States of America right now, is that you have the balls. Clearly, this is never gonna be a problem for you. Never, ever, where you're not gonna be able to see one firework was one firework going to be obstructed

Starting point is 00:36:12 because of my three foot two son standing 15 feet in front of you right here when the fireworks go off up here. Asshole. Get a haircut, Wash your hair. So I was like, we're gonna sit here anyway. Well, then the mother's like this.

Starting point is 00:36:31 She's like looking like this, right? And she's like, no, no, no, I guess it's fine. I guess it's fine, right? And then he goes, fine, whatever, fine. I guess it's fine. And I was like, no, no, no, no. Don't let me be a bother, sure. I'll go over here, Don't worry about it.

Starting point is 00:36:45 It would have been tense. Then he goes, well, we just sat right next to him is what we set like 15 feet next time. I'm not scared of it, right? Yeah. Here is the shodden Freud of being a dick, my friend. The people who run this place, the little park rangers or whatever you call them, the park attendance, the wonderful people who are out there making sure that we can enjoy these parks and recreation, are driving around, just doing glad handing, make sure everybody's okay, a lot of that.

Starting point is 00:37:15 Happy for her. Yeah, picking up trash and doing like this, right? Our chance to say thank you, which is what I said, thank you. Thank you very much for all that you do for us. We appreciate this. What a nice setup you have going on here today. Yeah, that sounds great. Thanks for working, right? He says, no problem.

Starting point is 00:37:28 You got the best spot right here. And I'm like, what do you mean? And he's like, see those two trees right there? Right, there's two trees. And then there's a clearing in the trees. And there are lines drawn, lines, white line drawn, on the baseball field. And it's about, I don't know, a 30 foot wide thing from one line to the other. And we just happen to be sitting in between that line.

Starting point is 00:37:48 Now, there's no lines where we are, but they're in the baseball field. So now I can see the lines, and I see what he's saying. He's like, we were here last night. We did a little test of the fireworks, and we drew out all the places where you could see the fireworks. And when you're not inside of those lines,

Starting point is 00:38:02 then you'll be obstructed by the trees. And I was like, oh, sucks, man. Thank God we got this good spot right here. And I look over and wouldn't you know it? But Dorito fingers over there, eating his third ice cream cupcake from the fucking food truck is 15 feet to the right of the line.

Starting point is 00:38:23 So when the fireworks start, he has to get up, stand up, and walk all the way around behind us in order to watch the fireworks. Oh, there you go. Fuck you, man. That was the payback. That was the payback. Uh-huh.

Starting point is 00:38:37 That's the problem with the United States of America is we forgot what kindness is all about. Kindness. That's it. That's always asking. Sitting in front of you. wasn't gonna bother anybody. It's a matter of fact, we could have been friends. I'm pretty funny, I'm a likable guy. You like it.

Starting point is 00:38:50 Ladies think I'm good looking. Maybe I would have distracted your mom for a few minutes so she wouldn't bother you so much. Maybe your wife, you know, maybe we would have been, I would have had a sister wife. Who knows, but you never know now. Yeah. I love it, It's our dog.

Starting point is 00:39:05 Fireworks go off. My son went fucking bananas. Oh yeah. Yeah. But not in a bad way. He's like, like running around the circles. Oh my God, just the excitement.

Starting point is 00:39:15 And then to, so the fireworks, by the way, it took four hours for the fireworks to start. And so by the time the fireworks started, we were all just ready for the fireworks, right? Because hot, sweaty, sunny, my son got one of those, like, you know, Italian icy things. And now the sticky syrup is all over his face hair, arms, clothes, my legs, everything.

Starting point is 00:39:35 And by the time... But you made everybody get there so early. Well, I thought I was doing something. Okay, in hindsight, we didn't have to get there that early. And we'll know next year that you can get there at nine for the 935 works, right? Okay, I got, we didn't have to get there that early. And we'll know next year that you can get there at nine for the 930 fireworks, right? Okay, I got it, then four. But now you have to look for the lines.

Starting point is 00:39:50 What's that? Now you have to look for the lines. Now we know to look for the lines. Yeah, well that's so smart of those people to do that. Like the line and all out for everybody, they had it down. And this is the first year they did it in this location. Anyway, so my son goes crazy, you know, fireworks. And then what we do is, as the fireworks are going off, we kind of pack all of our chairs and in everything together so that we're ready to dart out of there soon

Starting point is 00:40:09 You know as soon as it goes off we're ready to dart out of there to get on there And as soon as we I mean as soon as we left those kids were like I Love that I wish I could fall asleep like that again. I wish in my in my age I could just fall asleep. Like, you know, even after driving nine and a half hours straight, I still don't fall asleep like that. It still takes me a while to get to sleep,

Starting point is 00:40:32 but I think we've got more stuff going on in our mind. Is the bang, they just have a pretty one-track mind. I'm not sure if anything going on in my mind. It's just rocks. It doesn't got rocks in my socks. My son, so excited about those finance currency. That was the best thing. I get really excited about the fireworks too.

Starting point is 00:40:52 I love them. Did you see where the guys do it? Like the sparkly ones and they come down slowly. Oh yeah, really pretty fireworks. Well, we told them to keep them going after hour number two. Of course, my wife's looking at me like I'm a dumb ass. She's like, we're going to been doing this at the house, right? I got it.

Starting point is 00:41:08 So what I started telling him was he'd be like, daddy fireworks coming, you know, fireworks coming. And I was like, yes, the fireworks are coming. They're Disney fireworks, right? And he was like, Disney fireworks. Yes. Every time my son had a P2, I'd take him back. I wouldn't take him to the bathroom

Starting point is 00:41:24 because the bathrooms are disgusting., I'd take him back. I wouldn't take him to the bathroom because the bathrooms are disgusting. I'd just take him back. That's a frint of the woods. Just let him fly. Yeah. He loves that. Now, you know what my son does? He's doing dirty.

Starting point is 00:41:37 He does it in my backyard. And sometimes he'll say, daddy, Peepee, and I'll be like a Peepee body, right? Which means I have to go Peepee body. And so I'm like, great. Like trying to take him to the bathroom and he's like outside. No, he likes it better. He just likes going out in the back of the deck

Starting point is 00:41:49 and throwing it everywhere. That's a man, that's a man's man right there. Just peas all over everything. Peas all over the house plants. Like a spout. When he takes a shower, he pees on his sister. Yeah. He's figuring things out. Yeah, he's figuring things out.

Starting point is 00:42:05 Yeah, he's right. He's figuring things out. When you have something to spray water like that, it's a ton of fun. He does the same thing with the hose by the way. I think he thinks it's just a small hose. It's a small hose that shoots out every couple of minutes. Cool. The fireworks were awesome.

Starting point is 00:42:22 My son loved it. Yeah, thank you very much. It's fantastic. These are the moments that you realize you're never going to get back. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I know. It's just one of those things.

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