The Commercial Break - Emotional Support Peacock

Episode Date: December 8, 2020

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Straight well to tank. It's rock to tank. We go rock to tank, so I don't want anybody hurting the process. I know my fucking limitations. I'm no Steve Gordon or whatever is Gordon or Godin or whatever is name. Steve Irwin. Steve Goodwin. Steve Goodwin.

Steve Goodwin. Steve Goodwin. I'm no Steve Goodwin. I'm not going to have two other men carrying for my baby. Just letting you know that. Right now, three men in a baby. What a fucking awful movie. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie bang bang boom Woo Zip zap remember the old Batman. Yes. Bang pow

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I'll put the dog puppet. Was it not Dana Carey? No, not David Carey. What was it? David Carey. I think David Careyrier. What was it? David Carrier. I think David Carrier is running for Sheriff's office somewhere in Louisiana. I'm David Carrier. Don't mess with David Carrier.

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Camille Harris. That's her Mexican name. She's Mexican. Couldn't take it. It's like a bad Saturday live skit that was going on. That's exactly right. And the part that pissed me off the most is as a guy who has voted Republican in his life at times It pissed me off the most is that the the panel of human beings

It was sitting up there pretending that this lady had any kind of credibility whatsoever It's like they were trying to take her Here. I thought it was a joke. I honestly thought that they that they we were doing a little satire there in Michigan But apparently it wasn't so it was for real Unfortunately, I was standing there at 5.30 in the morning and then all of a sudden out of the ground came a worm and that worm was like a bus and then a bunch of people got out and voted for Dobine. Did you mean Joe Biden? Dobine, I don't know, did you? Oh, Biden. Yes, ma'am, can you just answer the, I don't know, can I? Can you? Can her?

There's a whole crowd of people here that are gonna verify what I have to say. And then Julianna is like, shh. Shhh. Calm down. How many of these women do you think are blowing, Joe? Where did Julianna be? Probably plenty of them. Ah, he's referring to this lady who was up.

You know, Rudy Giuliani has been on this tour of state senate,, you know, offices to, I don't know what he's trying to do. Sweat and hair color all over the nation. Melting like the lick of the west all over the nation. And he's getting up in front of these state senators and that not senators representing the state, but state senators, which are typically people that don't get paid for their job.

They work like two to four weeks total a year, and they pass your state laws, or our state laws here in the United States. And they're typically businessmen and lawyers and stuff like that, they wanna, it's just like a, it's a connection thing, they wanna advance their career further their business. It's a good idea.

Yeah, why not? Does a regular citizen just kinda help him out, right? Yeah. So he's getting up there and he's putting on this parade of, I don't even know what, it's a clown show going on. It is, I can't believe it's really happening. They had a lady who was, I mean, she was out of her entire head. The lady had made no sense whatsoever in any way, shape or form.

And she was just rambling away up there talking about, I don't know, space aliens. But every time, the funny thing was, is every time that one of the state senators would say something to her, she would just like about I don't know space aliens and but every time the funny thing was is every time That one of the state senators would say something to her. She would just like I don't know. Did you? Yeah, she did like man. What's your name? I don't know what yours? She was so defensive Yeah, and this clear she was extremely inebriated. I don't know what I mean that looks to me like a good I don't know Vikin and Martini in the morning kind of hair was gonna go everywhere

She had her hair up in a clip and she was like, it was a bun, she had these huge round glasses. Obviously she doesn't need to lift the call outside to fit the sides of her face. Look like it sounded a night lives get, I'm sorry. Listen, okay, go through your legal challenges, do your stuff, whatever you're gonna do. I'm not, I'm not interested in talking about that here

on the show, we're not a political show, but. It looks bad, we're not a political show, but. But, I'm not very happy. It looks bad. It's not very good. It looks bad. I think so incredible.

Like, you know, I can't even find a teacher or something. Someone who didn't have six annex, and they're break up six annex and they're serial in the morning. Oh, oh, I don't know.

Can you, Ryan? I don't know. Can you? Unbelievable. She is one of these people I don't know. Can you Ryan? I don't know. Can you? Unbelievable. She is one of these people who needs an emotional support turkey on it on a Delta Airlines flight. I saw that article. They say, my emotional support turkey. I'm sorry, ma'am. You can't bring it. I don't know. Can you bring it? It's not a question. I don't know. Are you asking me the question? Are you asking you the question?

I don't know, are you asking me the question? Are you asking you the question? Did you know that Cammy Lee Harris is Chinese and not even allowed to vote in this country? I don't know and run for president of the vices. It's so crazy, just going back to that for a second because there have been rampant fraud when it comes to people saying what their nationality is. Are you kidding me?

Like Trump was on Obama about it forever, about he wasn't born here. And Trump didn't even had half the story right because really Obama was an Eskimo half Eskimo half Hawaii you are what now you are Pass me the martini place Is this thing on hello, I don't know Is this sitting on? Hello? I don't know. I can't even get a real job anymore.

I've been distratin' by liberal aletus. And I can't even get a real job. They cut my hours down at the triple A spot on the street. I was working overnight. Now I can't even work that giving sensual massages. No, I don't have sex with them. That's what you're thinking. That what you're thinking. No, I don't have sex with them. I'm released. That's what it's called. It's released. It's good for your health. I don't know. Did you? Got to find someone else, Giuliani. I don't think that I don't think that I don't get you.

I don't think they have anybody. I don't think they have anybody else. No, it's clear. It's clear. Listen, I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to get away. This show is to get away.

This show is to get away from the political stuff. But occasionally, something comes into the world of the absurd and you just have to mention it because it's just too funny. I think we can all agree no matter who you are, that this lady was a total fucking crack pot and that she was really funny and not in the way intended.

Like she wasn't, I don't think anybody, I think she really honestly thought people would take her seriously and maybe some people did. I don't know, but to me, there was no credible evidence. Emotional support turkey, that's the lady. And to answer your question, that you didn't ask, but I'm just gonna put words in your mouth.

He knew I was gonna ask. There are people who have been defrauding the emotional support animal shit. So, well, I thought that might have been going a little too far because wasn't there a story a little while back with a Squirrel like emotional support squirrel turkeys peacocks all kind of waiting that I dated this girl God bless her heart. I mean I know that she was just trying to she's an animal lover and just trying to do the thing, right? She went down to one of these Central American countries

where dogs are like squirrels. They're everywhere and they just kind of eat off, they eat whatever and they run around. They're not tame, they're not wild, you see them everywhere. We went to Costa Rica, we saw them, right? There's like packs of dogs just running around the streets and one of the guys that I was with was like,

don't feed them because then they're just gonna follow you home. Like, you know, you don't feed them. Just let them meet the scraps or whatever, which is strange to us as Americans. Yes. Or people who live in the United States, because we see dogs as animals to be taken care of. They're supposed to be in your house, loved, and paid attention to.

And they're a part of the family. There's a whole industry, a billion dollar and just benefited to it. Wish I could have dropped mine. I mean, like, I thought, so, um, so you know, this, it's this thing. So I had date this girl, who was living down in Central America for a period of time, kind of, you know, the hippie lifestyle just kind of going from here to there to everywhere. Serpent. Serpent.

We're in him necklaces. That's right. Triman trees, you know, doing a whole nine yards. whole nine yards. And she, when I, when she came back from Central America and her and I started dating, she had this dog that she had brought back from Central America with her, which was maybe a foot long and maybe a foot tall. And its hair was like porcupine hair. Why? I think I remember this dog.

It was like, why? And all it did was cry all day long. It was, it didn't matter, night or day, didn't matter what you were doing. The only way to get the dog to calm down was to literally hug it, right? You had to hug the damn dog. It had such bad anxiety, probably because it was

in a pack of animals and it was like, I'm living the life. And then in the best interest, or at least she thought in the best interest of the dog, she kind of butted up with the dog and they took care of each other or what? I think the dog was sick or whatever. But she took them home and then,

and then all of a sudden the dog is like, has a certificate to be flying the plane. And I was like, really? The dog, like, don't you have to go through us? Process? There is a process coming from other countries. Not with this. No, it is.

Okay. Not with this dog. The dog got papers. It got papers real quick. Like, you know, it took my wife three years to get a green card. But this dog had papers tomorrow. Yeah. It was unbelievable.

And then she would fly with the dog. And the dog, if you got stuck next to this dog, you would just go absolutely apesh yet. The dog would cry all day and all night long. It was really weird. It was a strange dog. And while I grew somewhat fond of it, I was wondering why it was just wouldn't shut up, right? I was kind of my thing. It's like, wow, you really just won't be be quiet. Yeah, nothing you did. Nothing I did, nothing I did. And I wasn't the one who could hug it and make it go quiet, you know,

the girl that I was dating was. So she had to be in the room. Well, then one time she left me for like two months with the damn problem. And I was like, oh shit, what am I gonna do now with the damn dog? Like, you know, you took off to wherever and now I gotta, what, and anyway, it worked out.

But it was apparent to me at that moment that even though I understood that the dog couldn't be left alone down under the plane, that there was clearly fraud that was going on in this industry. So we're talking about like bringing on an emotional support animal, handing someone a piece of paper that says, I need this dog to comfort me through my flight.

But what people have been doing is they've been taking on all kind of animals to comfort them through the flight. Yes. And the list that I read, now is against the law, right? They've changed the laws or whatever, the regulations, I don't even know what, I don't even know if there's a law,

but just regulations. Yeah. It must be law. It must be log. It shall be log. You can no longer take your peacock on the plane. What's a plane? Is that one of those new fangle things that keeps ice cold? Hmm.

I've got nice box. It's literally a box phrase. Stop by the BP. Come on down. I'm pumping your oil for you. Full service. Full service. I'm pumping the oil and I'm refining it right here. Drop your car off on Tuesday by December, you'll have a gallon. Hipsters would do that.

That's what, of course they would. Grass fed grass man, I get my oil pumped straight from the ground. The BP on Crossville and Crab Apple, I don't know if you know, but it's like, it's totally, there's no one heard in the process. Literally nothing is heard except the oil in the product. Like farm to table food, it's oil to tank. Straight well to right. It's well to tank.

Straight well to tank. It's rock to tank. We go rock to tank. That's why I don't want anybody hurting the process. I don't want to do those dangers, machines running oil all over the place. Dude, I got a solution. We're going to drill a hole as far as we can when you know, when it comes bubbling up like the Beverly Hillbillies will take it. Well, do whatever we do with it. Put up like the Beverly Hillbillies we'll take it, we'll do whatever we do with it.

Put it in the car. It's organic. That's right, I don't want my ring. I don't want my ring. I can't grass fed gas. Grass fed grass. I don't want my range over hurting anymore people that need me.

My dad will be pissed. Give me that for my 38th birthday. You look excuse me, I have a first class flight to Italy. I've got a take. Teaching some students over there, how to. With your measurements. I'm on hold. How to make sunflower cheese.

It's my life's passion. Stang at the ritz. It means me passion. I'm staying at the ritz. So that even needs me. I'll be staying at the ritz. So the list is like turkeys, peacocks, squirrels, snakes, frogs, turtles, fish. I mean, I was reading this article. It was crazy. The things that people were trying to get by on it. Literally said that one lady last year was denied boarding on a flight because she had an emotional support peacock, a peacock.

And she bought an extra seat for it in comfort. Like, can you imagine if you looked over, that's like got an airplane movie. You look over, there's a full-blown peacock. Yeah. Jare next to the woman. This is like all spread out like it's colorful. Those things are mean, dude. I don't know if you've ever seen a peacock in the wild. You don't want to fuck with one of those things.

They're mean. I haven't in the wild. What's that? I haven't seen a peacock in the wild. Well, I went to this, that's what I consider the wild. In this zoo. It's a wild to me. Okay, as far as I'm venturing off into peacock territory.

But I did a couple of, catch a couple turkeys in my yard. Oh, yeah, the turkeys will come around. This can be mean to me. Yeah, oh, yeah, you don't. Listen, I, anything, I'm all about nature and I'm all about saving the earth and all that other stuff. And I love animals.

I've taken, I, I one time in Nemele Island took an hour and a half long detour to save a, a sea bird, right? That had gotten chemicals on it. And it was going, it was having a bad reaction to the chemicals that were being spilled from the nuclear power plant down, or nuclear submarine based down the road. So I took it an hour and a half out of the way

to the sanctuary so this lady could help, you know, save it. I literally, I just can't take it like seeing animals heart. However, I know my fucking limitations. I'm no Steve Gordon or whatever is Gordon or Guden or whatever is name. Well, it's okay. Steve Erwin. Erwin. Steve Gudenberg. Steve Gudenberg. I'm no Steve Gudenberg. I'm not going to have two other men carrying for my baby. Just letting you know that right now.

Three men in a baby. What a fucking awful movie. I loved it when I was younger, but now looking back. Yeah, I think it was. No one knew who the dad was saying, they all three raised All right, we're laughing because our sound tiles here at the office are It's a foul one fell. It's okay. Uh, yeah, I mean Ted Danson Steve Gutenberg

Uh-huh and Magnum PI together raising a baby Tom Selik today you call that downtown Miami, but back then, it was an obvious trust me. There was nothing. So anyway, so they passed this law, now you can't bring those. You can only bring dogs onto the dogs, that to be well behaved, and they have to be able to fit under the seat, and they have to be able

to be leashed to something, I guess, to the seat. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. And one of the real big problems was, apparently, is that, uh, or one of the, what really tipped this edge, this one particular case, where someone brought a pot-bellied pig onto the pot-bellied pig onto the plane, and the pot-bellied pig had an accident, was like, freely roaming up and down there, and just was shitting all along the eye. Oh my God.

And they had to land the plane because it was just so bad for people. Do you remember that one case? Like maybe it was like two years ago on like a spirit airlines or something that the pilot had to land the plane because someone had taken a shit in the plane. and the smell was so bad that it was making people sick literally.

Can you imagine like being on a plane where someone literally stunk up the joint and you had to land somewhere else? Yeah, I guess the air, I mean it's like it's all air sealed up. Yeah, where is it going to go? No fart fan on the plane. But I thought that's it. It all gets sucked out and then spit out. I don't know.

But I was a teenager or what I was a young teen, like 12 or 13. Someone convinced me that they just like, they just threw the shit out. I just dumped the shit out the plane. It would fly, it occasionally it would come from the sky. I'm from that too. Yeah, so when I was a kid, when I was like 12 or 13 years old, and I would, you know, sometimes it's sunny,

and then it's raining, right? I would always think that it was because a plane was being on me. Because the plane was wet? Peeing on me. I got a plane piss coming down on me. But that is not true. It goes into a store, take, unless there's an emergency, in which case they can dump it,

but they have to get permission to do so first. So just to let you know, tcbpodcast.com is where you go to find out more information about Chrissy and I. You can read all the show notes and you can watch all of the YouTube videos from there. You can go to our YouTube channel, the commercial break podcast on YouTube. And we've been getting-

And I started a new Instagram account. Yes, she started a new Instagram account called TCB Chrissy. Yeah, that's right. And then our show account is at the commercial break. And then you can go find my personal account there too. I can't remember what it's like. I'm so sorry about that. Brian W.B.B.

I think I'm gonna start a new one called TCB Brian. And then we have TCB Chrissy and TCB Brian. But I wanna explain something to you. I wanna, usually we're pretty fresh and funny on the show. But I want to get a little bit serious for just a minute, if you don't mind Chrissy. Sure, take it down a notch. Take it down a notch, everyone calm down.

Brian's going to talk to the class. We are rounding the corner towards 60,000 listeners, which is amazing. That's crazy cheers. Cheers. Congratulations. We got our Christmas mugs. We're ready to go.

There you go. All right. Take a little sip. And that is good. Actually, that tastes like piss. That is cold tea. Cold tea, and I forgot to put sugar in it. So it just tastes like cold piss.

So we've passed 50,000 listeners. We're rounding the corner towards 60 very quickly. We have literally tens of thousands of people listening. Thank you very much. We know that an hour of your day is important because we know how hard it is to find an hour in the day to do this. So we understand that.

We appreciate you listening. And we love. Unless you're listening while you sleep. That's right. Unless you're putting your children to bed with a commercial break. You don't really have to carve outside. You don't worry about it, just put it on.

The number's still count. It's still counting, it's still counting toward the 60,000. But we've been blown away. And you know, we used to talk about like where people were listening and stuff like that. Way back to the beginning, we would like highlight that someone, oh my god, we got a person listening from Germany or a person.

We have long since gone by all that. 143 countries, listen to us on a regular basis. It's just crazy and thank you and we love you and whoever you happen to be He share our sensibility and that you find some Joy out of the program that we do One of the things christian and I have discussed is how we broaden the show how we You know how we make the show how we you know How we make it bigger how we do The sound as the soundtiles are just falling all around the studio

Well, that didn't work so well How we broaden the show how we make it bigger how we do more of it how we provide more content and we're gonna Do that in 2021 we have a plan to do that Maybe even a plan to come see you in your hometown. But one of the things that we would really like, it's not a disappointment. I think it's more of a wand. Is that we would like to be more, we'd like you to be more involved in the show.

You, the listeners, more involved in the show, engaged with the show. While we have tens and tens of thousands of people listening, the truth is, just in full transparency, we get feedback and we get people that reach out and contact us. But it doesn't happen as often as you would think with as many people as are listening.

And so we'd like that. We really would. So we're asking two things of you. I'm asking two things of you. Chrisys, Chrisys is just wrong for their eye. I'm asking two. I'm asking two. We're asking two things if you.

One, write us. Let us know what you like or you don't like about the show. Ask us a question. We're going to do a regular segment in 2021 that you can ask us anything and we'll answer it on the show. Info at tcbpodcast.com. Info at tcbpodcast.com. Number two, while we have almost 60,000 people that have listened, a Georgia dome worth

of listeners at this point, like a big old stadium worth of listeners, we've got 75 Instagram followers, and I only don't know like seven of them, right? I mean, it's that. And I understand that when you're listening to the show, it's not the first thing on your mind to go to Instagram. So I get it that it takes a little bit of effort to go there.

But, I didn't send it. Yeah. For that, we're gonna be posting a lot more. A lot more content. Behind the scenes stuff, a lot more personal things with both Brian and I. Yeah. And bluepers, outtakes, we should have been filming the title. We should have been filming the title, just fell and almost killed my goldfish over there. And, Chrissy's right.

So we're gonna start producing content specifically for Instagram. I'll talk about Instagram specifically. We can't be on all social media channels at one time. So we're talking about Instagram. We'd love it if we could see that number 75 raised to like 125, like 50 of you. Can 50 of you follow us if for nothing else so we can get you engaged in the show. We think of it as our show, mine, Chrisys, and yours. We're also gonna do giveaways.

Yeah, we are gonna do giveaways. Related to the stories. Henry Fonda's willing to give away a date. Henry Fonda, yes. We're gonna give you a, we're gonna have an auction for Henry Fonda. A DD canter, a ScroDA, we're gonna have a ScroDA come to your house.

So the point is, I think, there's gonna be a lot of things to enjoy about the Instagram account and if you would shout back at us, we certainly would appreciate it just so we can get you more involved in the show. I'd also like to do phone calls coming up in 2021. I'm sure that'll be a fucking train wreck, but we can, since I can't technically figure out anything, but we can certainly try. So our plea to you is, can we get you more engaged

outside of the show? We know you're listening. We see you out there. We can tell by the numbers, there's tons of people that are listening, or at least in our minds. Do you remember like when we first started and 100 people, like when we got to 100 people after three weeks of living?

You're so excited. You're so excited. So excited. And I'm still so excited about every listener. Like I'm like, oh my god, we got to, we grew week over week and also. You're so excited. You're so excited. So excited. And I'm still so excited about every listener. Like I'm like, oh my God, we got to, you know, we grew week over week and also I'm still so excited. I just don't like to talk about a lot because I find it, you know, I,

It's hard to just self-promote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that's true. That's the other thing is it's hard to self-promote. So we try and just kind of tuck it in a way in the corner and say, you know, that's a commercial break. And so we love it if you could get and get. That's our plea.

That's our Christmas plea to you. That's our Christmas wish. Yes, our Christmas wish. We're asking Santa Claus and you listeners, hit us up at the commercial break on Instagram, TCB Chrissy on Instagram, TCB Brian on Instagram, Brian's with a Y. Chrissy's with a Y also, not an... And a K. Oh, yeah, the answer.

You could be spelled the other way. Yeah. Camille Harris. I think she literally said Camille Harris at one point in the thing. That's so weird. Speaking of Instagram, there is a YouTube Instagram social media sensation Gabby D Martina. Are you familiar with this lady? I'm not too familiar with her either. She's one of these, you know, beautiful women that's out there on Instagram and YouTube making content and she's quite the star.

I think she makes a good living doing this, building, you know, doing a YouTube show or... Like, what does she do? Cook or... No, beauty stuff. Talks. Yeah, just talk. Talk and having fun hanging out.

Yeah. I don't really know. I didn't get that too much into it. What I did, what I was reading about, listen to this. Are you ready for this setup? Gabby, take a deep breath. Gabby goes on her social medias. And she says, I wanna show you, she says, I wanna show you something funny.

I don't wear any underwear to bed or something along those lines, right? She posts something that says, you know, I don't wear any underwear to bed. You want to see, go here. Mm-hmm. And she asked them to go to Patreon and pay five dollars to see this particular video

that she's gonna put on, right? Now you can imagine, it's a beautiful young girl. A YouTube sensation has probably has lots of guy fans out there and girl fans of it. Yeah, people are jumping on that. Sure, when you know, who did he sells? There's lots of people, right? To get on that only fans and that lonely fans.

Oh, it's on. It was a Patreon. It was lonely fans. It was only fans. It was only fans. Lonely fans. It was only fans. So she encourages people to go pay this $5.

And when they go and they pay the $5, what they see is a video of young Gabby, not sure what age, but certainly under the age of 13, right? I didn't see the video, it's since been pulled down, nor what I look at the video after the description. Yeah. But under the age of 13 is how it was described, a young girl, right?

And she is running around the yard in a, in a sundress, and her dad is filming her with a video camera or a phone or whatever. And as she turns to the camera, she lifts her dress up and there's no, she has no underwear on. And how it's described in the article is between 15 and 20 seconds of her flashing the camera, right? Okay. So here's the rub.

Jesus, so this was like a home video. Home video of her. She's posting a home video of her. She was younger, she was flashing the camera. She was like, being funny, not really knowing, whatever. Well, I mean, listen, she's young and sometimes kids don't wear underwear. It happens.

They run around in all states of undress, right? Yeah. Just like some adults. But that's pretty sick that this woman did that then to get money, like did she need money for Christmas to come up and play? I guess, I don't know. That's that.

Yeah, this is the part that is fucking crazy is that she did not tell people what they were getting themselves into. And she encouraged them to then go download child porn essentially. Yeah, gosh. Now I think the description of child porn is actually when you're doing that, like, you know,

showing the naked body in a sexualized way, but regardless, no one needs to see someone's some strange girl, young girl. So now- No, they wanted to see current, Gabby. They wanted to see the current vagina, not the old vagina. They wanted to see the age of vagina. Yeah.

I'm assuming that's what they wanted to see, right? Yeah. Yeah. So it brings up an interesting question. Like I was reading all these attorneys were like, you know, she essentially aided and debated into hundreds of thousands of people downloading child porn. That's awful.

She encouraged them to do it. And I knew what she was doing. Yes. So it brings up an interesting question for me. That's the rise of the YouTube star, the rise of the Instagram star, the rise of the TikTok star, which is certainly where we're at in the, I mean, listen, Netflix and, you know, the people who make movies, all the large movie production companies and the still ABCs, NBCs, CBSs, ABCs, all those of the

world still have a lot of control over over the video content out there in the world. But there's this whole other medium, this whole other way to get to people where you cut out all that bullshit, and you can just literally be a person who becomes famous almost over and out. Absolutely, Justin Bieber was a breakout YouTube. That's right, then was he was found by Pudin? Sorry, I think Adele was as well.

Adele certainly was. Yeah, she was singing in her bathrobe. Yeah, there's quite a few, sorry, so it would become really big from- It's video taping her from the window. And- And in my home town. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you are sometimes I have to put on a little Celine Dion to wait me up in the morning. Well, I love all you want. Love that man she married, that old man with a gray beard.

He died. Yeah, oh, what's his name? He had a French. He had a female name, didn't he? Yeah. He was like, show sweet. Show sweet. Like, show sweet.

Like, show sweet, show sweet, show sweet. He was a French guy, wasn't he? Yes. Yeah. Max, well, I can't remember his name. I have me. Yeah, but he was our manager. And yeah, okay.

So this rise of the TikTok and the YouTube star, you can literally become famous overnight. Yes. Because you're direct to the public. That's right. You're direct to the public. You cut out the middle man. Just like we're doing on YouTube, right? We'd love it if a million people started watching our videos.

It's not going to happen overnight, but a million people started watching our videos. But it's just like how desperate do you have to be for money? How dumb do you have to be about just the way of the world or how starved for attention do you have to be? To put that kind of video online and be charging people for it. I mean, I understand she wanted to give people like a cute, her, she said, I want to give people a cute, funny moment

that happened behind the scenes, right? Something that happened when I was young, but like, throwing your vagina up there when you're 10 years old is not exactly the surprise everyone was hoping for. It's a surprise, but it's a real big fucking surprise, right? And I think it in trouble, what's happening? Don't know, that's a great question. I think this just happened a couple of days ago.

So I don't know, there are a lot of attorneys out there saying that this is big trouble. Right, she did something that was absolutely out of bounds, took it up, you know, whether or not the authority see it as what she sees it as, which is just an innocent fun joke that she was playing on everybody. But then, you know, like,

there's no guardrails on any of this either. That's the thing. Yeah. What would they do to, yeah, I mean, because especially people are paying, you can do all kinds of things on those sites. Sure. I mean, I'd say like this girl is like,

that there has to be some kind of child porn restriction. Oh, oh, absolutely. Yeah, we can't But it's some kind of gray area because it was like a home movie and it was I guess Back in the 1970s there was a big hoopla hoopaboo about or maybe there was your early 80s about Oh, but shes. That's right. The blue lagoon, right, which is a movie probably a lot of people have seen. I've seen it I don't know if I've seen the like the directors cut of it But I've seen it and I remember seeing it as a younger man like because it came out back in the 80s

And it's all it is two young teenagers, Brooke Shields being one of them Basically for the first half of the movie, running around naked falling in love with each other in different stages of life. So it's kind of like they follow them through this five years and then stuck on this island. I stuck on the island. Yes, stuck on the island and they're naked, right?

That's just it, they're naked. And so there's a big to do. But that movie was a pretty popular movie at the time and still shows on television today. Like there's, I guess that's okay because they're not showing them in some kind of, like erotic intention. But then Brook Shield's mom at the age of 11

did his, asked a famous photographer to do a series of photoshoots. I heard that. I heard that. In a bathtub with her dressed up and makeup on, excuse me, undressed with makeup on, you know, making her up to look like a woman. I've never seen the pictures.

I don't know what they entail, but I've read the articles, right? And apparently this is like a big hoopla at the time. Oh my God, you're dressing your daughter up like a woman and then you're putting her out there in the nude for everybody to see. And the argument was, what, she's just a girl. I mean, she's like, we're all born naked.

What's the big deal? The big deal, I think the big deal is, first of all, Brooksheel's had no facilities to make a rational decision about whether or not she wanted to be forever in the nude as a made up like a woman at 11 years old. And the other thing is that regardless of whether or not it's erotic or not, it's just like a little bit fucking, not a little bit, it's a fucking creepy. Yeah, that's right.

You have a daughter now and I think about this and I would never put my daughter in any kind of position. And, you know, like, Matthias runs around the pool and stuff like that, right? And he takes off his pants, stuff like that. We're real aware of like taking videos and pictures and that, not because we think we're gonna get in trouble because I don't wanna get now anywhere. I don't want someone hacking my phone and getting into it. And so I don't know what's gonna happen to this girl, Gabby,

but it makes me, it makes me think about the rise of the YouTube star and how quickly people get famous and what they do with that fame or what they do for that fame very quickly. Of course, Kim Kardashian, you know, she became famous because she had a sex tape. Paris Hilton. Gap. Sylvester Stallone. They all became Sylvester Stallone was a porn actor before he used a porn actor. Am I right about this? I don't think I'm right about this. I think he was a porn actor before he became a real actor.

That needs to be very funny. Maybe that was Tom Cruise. Well, that needs to be my cover. Jim Carey? No. Very few people go from porn poor to become major Hollywood stars. Paris Hilton. Jim Kardashian.

No, but I mean like movies and I mean porn movies. No, I mean very few people go from being a porn star to being an actual movie star. I'm sure there's been a few of them. Very few. It wasn't a- Because you're kind of- Who's a lady who was in trading places? Jamie Lee Curtis.

Jamie Lee Curtis, wouldn't she a porn star? No. No. No. Are you sure? Yes. We're going to have to follow this up. No. Peter Fonda. No, no, there have been some that have like playboy or something. Oh, yeah. Playboys. You know, and then went on to become they used to be like a right of passage. I think, you know, you just be on playboy. Yeah. And that's it. Yeah. I wonder if there have been any like

besides an occasional cameo, right? Because Jenna Jameson and you know, what's it? Ron Jeremy and all them. them they did I wonder if there have ever been any porn stars That have become mainstream actors or actresses. I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, Farah Abraham from teen mom I mean she made quite I can't believe you watch that. Oh my god I can love that show still watching that show it's such bad television And I know that there's a lot of other guys that watch this show because they have secretly told me so. They have said, you know, if you don't, don't only, boy, I love fucking teen moms, teen moms, teen moms, too. You've loved that show for years now. For ever. I was like, oh my god, this is amazing. For the reason that I did not want to get hooked on it. I was like, I'm just not going to watch it.

There's something, the MTV again, does this great job of making real life. Yes. Interesting. Like the most boring of things, interesting, because people's lives really are interesting, but they just know how to edit it the right way. Yes.

And now these people are famous and it's beyond the, they've broken the fourth wall, the third wall, whatever fifth wall, whatever it is. They've broken it and now they're famous and it's like dealing with, it's almost, it's like looking in a double mirror. It's kind of crazy because the reality is is that they became famous because of the show. And now the show is about them being famous

because of the show that they did that made them famous. So it's like this double, you know, I don't know what you're gonna call it. It is. Yeah, and now I don't think, I mean, everybody thinks they wanna be a star, but I don't think people are really ready for it. In a lot of cases, do you want to be a star?

Would you want to be a star? Let's say TCB, I mean, listen, okay, so 60,000 people listening to the commercial break, right? It's a Georgia dome worth of people. Georgia dome is whatever, take your local professional stadium, whichever one is closer to you, and it's about that many people. That's how many people are listening.

Yeah. So. I'd love to be a star in that sense of that it's specifically for the podcast. We centered around the podcast. Interesting. Not necessarily that like paparazzi are following me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no don't want any of that, but sometimes that stuff comes hand in hand like sometimes you you don't you that's not for you to dictate if people are really interested in what goes on in and outside of whatever entertainment, you know, module you happen to be in. So it could be kind of fun like just trying to disguise yourself.

I love Wig and said that would be a great excuse. I dress up like a woman and just walk around. That would be a great excuse to get a bunch of different Wigs. What if you got like a ball of them? Experiment with different makeup and clothes and masks, masks of the perfect time. That's right. And now I think forever and ever it's going to be okay to wear a mask. Sunglasses, masks, hats, wigs. I think I'd like it. It used to be that the only people you'd see wearing a mask were Asian people that typically were tourists walking around with a mask on.

Because they were used to it from all the other masks. They were used to it from all the other stuff. It's considered actually, it's considered quite polite that when you're sick or it's flu season that you wear a mask so that it doesn't spread around and get everybody else sick. So look at these wonderful human beings over there taking care of each other, right? And then, but everyone, including myself would think it was a little bit strange when in the middle of the summer there's a group of people that are walking around your town with masks on and be like, oh, you're a Disney world and there's like a whole crowd of people with masks.

I'd be like, what else people are in surgical masks for? Right. Now we know. Are they all sick or do they know something we don't know? Well, now I think forever and ever, it's gonna be okay to wear a mask. I know, I'm totally getting into it. Two of the different colors and patterns and designs. Love it. When I'm racing it.

Yeah, and I actually even like it when I'm going, you know, I've been to a few like meetings and stuff. I like it because then, you know, people can't see my face. It's like a poker face. Yeah, it's like a poker face. I'm just because then, you know, people can't see my face. It's like a poker face. Yeah, it's like a poker face. I'm just, definitely worth to like a negotiations. Here's my favorite thing about masks.

Is that I can talk to myself like I normally do and no one knows anymore. I don't know anymore. You talk to yourself? Yeah, do. Yeah, sure. Is it with everybody a little bit? No, that's the most amazing thing that I've learned in the year of 2020,

the year of our Lord 2020. Like you're saying, talk out loud to yourself because you're always talking to yourself in your head. But that's not true, some people don't. And this is the most amazing thing that I have learned in the year of 2020, is that some people have a voice in their head and others do not. Does that not seem absolutely outrageous to you? I don't see how you can do that though, you have to. Because if you even just want to get out of bed

in the morning, you have to tell yourself, I gotta go to those meetings. I gotta get out of bed. I am telling you that scientifically, at least not scientifically, but not inside your head. Scientifically, they went in my eyeball, and they put a little microphone,

and there's this other guy, so I might even put a tinfoil hat on right now. It'll make a fairytale page for my head. Hello. It's me. He's talking to himself in there. Hello, the inside broad.

It's the inside, Brian. They psychologists and psych and all, you know, it was an article because it all started with a question on the internet. Someone asked a question on the internet. Don't you hate it when your inside voice won't shut up and some people responded, I don't have an inside voice.

And it was like, that's bullshit. Everyone has an inside voice. Yeah, I feel like they were joking. But then thousands of people responded, I don't have an inside voice. I don't have an inside voice. How do you not have an inside voice? I mean, I think some people are louder and talk more

than others, but I feel like everybody's not. So people's outside voices, yeah. Yeah, that's a good way. Something that tells you, if you are caught in a decision of any kind, you have to tell yourself. Yeah, you have to tell yourself what the thing to do with it.

What to do. I mean, I go so far as to practice phone calls. I know people do this. Like, I'm not the only one, right? Practice phone calls, I practice meetings, I practice conversations before I have them. Yeah. I'm prepared.

Look, I'd practice the podcast before we do it. And I still can't get it. I'm still down like a fucking moron. Do you have an inside voice? There's a good question to ask that. Now that we're asking people to get engaged, I'm gonna put this on the Instagram too. Do you have an inside voice? There's a good question to ask that we're asking people to get engaged. I'm going to put this on the Instagram too. Do you have an inside voice? I want to hear from you if you do or you don't have an inside voice. I will

venture a guess that some people are going to respond that they do not have an inside voice Because I read it in an article that their inside voice will have told them to write that they don't have But they can't hear it. That's the thing. They don't hear it. They're not aware of it. Maybe it's a self-awareness thing is really what it is. Maybe we should sort of retreat. The inside voice retreat. And I think that voice retreat. Welcome to the inside voice retreat.

I'm your inside voice. I'm your inside voice, Brian. What if you just walked into the room and then we had like speakers everywhere and we just didn't know one was standing up. Welcome to the inside voice. Retreat I'm your host. The inside voice. You're going to sit down. You're going to look at the person next to you and she is ugly and she and then you're going to turn back around to try and find the host. Oh, it's not there because it's your inside voice. You have a booger. Do you have a booger?

Rosemary smell. Yeah. Does this bra make me look fat? I uh info at tcbpodcast.com. I'd like to hear whether or not you have in Instagram. Or Instagram. Just go ahead and go the Instagram site. Commercial break. Instagram site. At the commercial break. So here's what we're gonna do. Okay, at the commercial break, we'd love to, we'd love to hear from you. On Instagram, info at tcbpodcast.com is where you can email. Answer us the question. Do you have an

inside voice? We'd love to see some responses. Ask us a question. Ask us anything. You want to hear something on an upcoming show you can you can write us there too Would you like to come to our retreat? Would you like to come to our inside voice retreat? Because I'm your host inside voice And make sure you go and you join the break room in the year of our Lord 2020 in the year of our Savior 2021 Countdown. I mean, I'm forget the countdown on New Year's Eve. I'm counting down now to the vaccine right now to the end of this year. To the end of this year.

Amen. God bless. I think we like 20. What do we have? Like 27 days, 25 days, whatever. We have very few days to go and I cannot wait. Just to turn the corner. Just to get a fresh start. I think everybody's been a really party this New Year's. Well, I mean, we're going to party by ourselves. An isolation. Yeah. An isolation. Well, I mean, we're gonna party by ourselves. And isolation. Yeah, and isolation. My inside voice is gonna go good.

I'm inviting my inside voice to the celebration. That's what I'm doing. I love your inside voice. My inside voice is so cool. Oh, thanks. I appreciate it. It's a lot cooler than I am. He calls me sometimes.

We talk. Do you think my inside voice is literally texting you sometimes? Because that's because I'm practicing practicing in conversation and I'm like, it's hard to believe that someone would not have an inside voice. It's hard to believe, but it's true. Some people don't. So anyway, tcbpodcast.com is where you go to find out more information about Chrissy and I. You can read all the show notes there and you can watch all of the YouTube videos. We love if you do that.

Subscribe to the YouTube channel. You get notifications when new episodes drop typically midnight every Tuesday morning. And let's do it. Let's get an Instagram page going guys. Yes. Everyone, let's get an Instagram page going. I want this to be our show. We're on the way to 125.

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I love you. Love you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. you