The Commercial Break - Frank And The Algebra Of Age

Episode Date: March 2, 2021

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Can you please send rescue? I think I'm having an overdose of this ghost, my wife. Can you do an angel wife? Yes. Overdose of what? Merwana. I don't know if it has something in it. Okay.

Can you please send rescue? Okay, how old are you? I'm 29 years old and my wife is 26. Please come. 26? Yes, please. Can you guys bring an ophthalm? What? Can you guys bring an ophthalm? What? and my wife is 26. Please come. 26? Yes, please.

Can you guys bring an off-throw? What? Can you guys bring into the zoo? No, that's it. No, is there any weapons in the house? No, please come. OK, why don't I, you guys, like, do you guys have fever or anything?

No, I'm just, I think we're dying. How much did you guys have? I don't know, we made brownies, and I think we're dead. How much did you guys have? I don't know. We made brownies. And I think we're dead. I really do. Okay. How much did you put in the brownies? I don't know. Was it in bad? Who made the brownies? My wife and I did.

Cuba came here. Okay. Get her. She's on the living room ground right now. Is she breathing? She's barely breathing. Is she breathing? She's barely breathing. Is she a link? Yeah, I think so. Okay, can you look?

Pardon? Can you look? Yeah, I can feel it. She's laying right down in front of me. Time is going by really, really, really, really, really slow. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow. Time is going by really, really really slow Time is going by really really really really cool

On this episode of the commercial bridge And if you go back to the episode the best of episodes that we put together in a Christmas the average listen to a raid is like five it's like 5% of the episode and the people just go away. So I'm assuming they found us funny, but not funny the first, the second time because of the wow. It's just so bad. That is so funny. So bad. You know what? Not funny, huh? It's not funny, huh? It's funny, weird, because I listened to him in his crack. Yeah, I thought that they were really funny, and I also spent 20 hours on each of them. So it's the most amount of time we've ever spent on the episode and the least amount of time the people chose to listen so thank you very much for that

Then he said I had to drop my children off you have to drop your children off in Mexico No, he was trying to go and he had a backtrack. He had a backtrack. He had two bags packed You don't drop your kids off in Mexico. It's a bunch of fucking horse shit Even if you were gonna drop your kids off in Mexico. That's a bunch of fucking horse shit. Well, the wife was going anyways and they had invited friends down there, so. Even if you were gonna drop your kids off in Mexico, if you're gonna leave them in Mexico, wouldn't you, are you afraid to leave them on a plane? Also, like the part I'm scared about is Mexico, not the plane. Like, what the fuck, Ted Cruz?

Fucking twod. Ted Cruz is a cat. I'm telling you that much right now. Frank, we know what number you're really talking about. It Cruz is a cat. I'm telling you that much right now. Frank, we know what number you're really talking about. It's 30 years younger. Yeah. No man in his 50s or 60s who's like Frank is sitting there going.

Who's subscribed to this channel? Who's subscribed to this channel? That's right. Good one, Chris. High five. Alright, I'd like that. Catch us on YouTube. Get shut that high five on YouTube.

Welcome to the video. Welcome to the video. Welcome to the video. Welcome to five on YouTube Welcome to the video Welcome to the it's like a doctor Phil show. He's just keeps going to break never get to the point The next episode of the commercial break starts now Oh I'm not a cat I'm not a cat. Yeah.

You're right. I'm following another episode of the Commercial Break. I'm Brian, this is Kripp, it's Chrissy, and Happy New Year! Happy New Year! And I am not a cat. I just wanted everyone to know that. Hey, I want to start off by saying right away, straight away, Chrissy. Just so everyone gets, everyone is notified.

Last week we released an episode where we talked about Chris Harrison and the Bachelor. However, we recorded that episode previous to all of the drama going on with Chris Harrison. So I just want everyone to know that we weren't like completely skipping over the whole drama that's happening with Chris Harrison and the Bachelor. We're not gonna get into it this episode,

but just know that we certainly were to spoken about it. Had we known about it at the time? Yeah. It just so happens that we put out an episode and Chris Harrison no longer the Bachelor, no longer the, the host of the Bachelor. Did you watch? Did you watch?

I'm not watching the episode right now. I did watch. Yeah, I watched, he makes a couple of appearance, but very minimal. They cut him out. They cut him out. I mean, they keep it back in Re-shooting. Yeah, that's true.

But they can fill it with a bunch of other shit. Because they probably got six hours of girls with vocal fry saying, I just wanna love you. I know. I'm being vulnerable. Oh, being vulnerable. Yeah. And noxious with that vocal fry drives me

fucking crazy Chrissy. Yeah. Yeah. I just also want to let everyone know I am a big proponent of potty training your child. If you haven't done that yet, go ahead and get that done. No matter what age. Just take their pants off and let them run around

and just crap all over the place. And then eventually make the connection that oh, I should be going there. So yeah, my son's got the connection that he should be going there. However, he has yet to be able to do that with pants on. Yeah, that's the next for step he hasn't gotten yet. So we put the pants. Yeah, it's got my son's got the connection that he should be going there. However, he has yet to be able to do that with pants on Yeah, that's the next for step. He hasn't gotten yet. So we put the pants. Yeah, it takes time It's like six to twelve months. I'm what is what is the normal six to twelve months? Yeah, something like that

Daddy, I gotta go Daddy, I gotta go TCB podcast comms where you go to find all the show notes more find out more by Chris He and I and watch all the YouTube episode and the entire library of audio Masterpieces that we have there if you really want to hear some audio video masterpieces for sure If you want to really want to hear some audio masterpieces go back to episodes one through five and I I'm sure you will just Number five what's that it's a number, sounds great, like to learn more. It's not like we're in the Stone Ages.

I, for some reason, I had to go back and listen to episode number two. I was gonna cut up a clip or something. And just how fucking awful that episode is. Over the holiday. Oh my God, I went back and listened to you. Well, okay, so I've been doing a lot of stuff. And some of you may have been on them. I've been doing a lot of stuff on and some of you may have been on them. I've been doing a lot of stuff on Clubhouse

regarding podcasting in general, right? Just the art of podcasting, not necessarily about the commercial break, but about podcasting. Did you take episode one as an example? I took episode one as an example of how never to do things. But so I was in explaining about how we had, there's something called a listen through rate.

I won't complicate the whole show with a bunch of bullshit, but there's something called a listen through rate I won't get complicate the whole show with a bunch of bullshit But there's something called a listen through rate which means basically how long do people listen on average to one particular episode? And if you go back to the episode the best of episodes that we put for put together for Christmas The average listen through rate is like five is like five percent of the episode and then people just go away So I'm assuming they found us funny, but not funny the first the second time because It's just so bad. That is so funny. So bad, and you know what? Not funny, huh, huh, but funny, weird,

because I listened to him and was cracking up. Yeah, I thought that they were really funny, and I also spent 20 hours on each of them. So it's the most amount of time I've ever spent on an episode, and the least amount of time that people chose to listen. So thank you very much for that. Thank you.

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Yeah, 200 and 300. 300. Yeah, but you gotta remember, we had 81 when we started. 81 people. Yeah. Thousands of people listening to the podcast. No one on Instagram. What's that? That was just at the end of the year last year. That's right. So, uh, that's right.

So that's right. That's right. Move on. Stop talking. So rude today. I guess that clubhouse mentality. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. So we're gonna listen, people voted for whether or not they wanted Henry Fondre. We want number. Through our phone number 4705848449.

Standard text messaging rates do apply. Listen to me, that's not like a radio. Standard text messaging rates do apply. People voted and they said we don't want Henry, well some people said Henry Fondre, but most people said we'd like you to entertain to do a whole another episode of Frank Bernardo, who is the over 50, he calls himself the over 50 coach,

about a lot of different things. So I found an episode that I think is really funny, and we're gonna play that all the way through today, and we're just gonna go out at Chrissy, because Frank is just, he's just, he's just, he's a well-oiled machine, literally well-oiled machine, that hair. He's going out that hair.

We're going to do that. But at first, I thought we talked about another well-oiled machine, and that is Ted fucking cruise. Oh, Lord. What did I dumb down there? I mean, just crazy. On so many levels. And so many levels, this guy is such an asshat, such an asshat.

Ted Cruz, for those of you that don't know or might not live in the United States, Ted Cruz is one of our senators, a representative for one of the states, which happens to be Texas, the largest state in the union. It's the largest state or is Alaska the largest state? Land wise. Land wise. That's a good question. I think it's Texas.

Yeah. But anyway, Texas is a huge state with so many people that live in it. And Ted Cruz is one of the two senators that's there. So Texas has an unusual event over the last couple of weeks and gets hit with three snowstorms in a row, snow and ice storms in a row. And that's unusual for Texas because it's in the south and so they don't usually see any snow or ice almost at all ever. But they get just crushed. I mean, crushed one storm right after the other. Yeah, it was bad out there. Pipes are bursting. People die. Yeah, people are

dying. No power for days. I'm in. It's crazy. The real problem was the power. The power went out. The electrical grid out there just couldn't handle it. And I could get into the, I could talk about this for days, but it's not that kind of show, but the power grid went down, just know that. And for weeks, some people didn't have power. And you can imagine when it's minus two degrees outside, or you know, 20 or whatever it was. Yeah, there's an ice storm. There's an ice storm.

So it's that cold outside, now it's that cold inside people were dying. But Ted Cruz, the fearless leader out there in Texas, decided that the best, he right you stuck right with it He decided the best thing that for him to do was to fly to fucking cancun Mexico During the ice storm to leave the people that he represents out in the fucking cold literally to the ritz To the ritz Carlton and can cancun and then light about it Yeah, then he said I had to drop my children off you have to drop your children off and in Mexico

No, he was trying to go and he had a backtrack. He had a backtrack. He had two bags packed. You don't drop your kids off in Mexico. That's a bunch of fucking horse shit. Well, the wife was going anyways and they had invited friends down there. So I don't know.

Even if you were gonna drop your kids off in Mexico, if you're gonna leave them in Mexico, are you afraid to leave them on a plane? Also, like the part I'm scared about is Mexico, not the plane. Like, what the fuck Ted Cruz? Fucking twod. Ted Cruz is a cat.

I'm telling you that much right now. So listen to this, HODLY, yesterday, which is Monday of last week when you're listening to this. Listen to what happens in front of his house. A mariachi band decides to show up and decide his back to Mexico Come back to Mexico man Don't worry about all that power out. We like you over here down in Mexico. Come on, dude

I stormed down here. No, don't worry about it. No problem. Did These other they're having the best time out there with their very odd you can write in front of Ted Cruz's Ted Cruz man, one of kind Ted you're one of a kind. You're a sleazy bootlicking Motherfucker you're an asshole buddy. You're an asshole. That's all I got to say your patrons you're the people buddy, you're an asshole. That's all I got to say. Your patrons, the people who voted you in needed you. Their time of need for you could be in Washington negotiating aid, you could be down there raising money, you could be doing whatever, and you went to fucking Mexico. God damn that makes me angry. That makes me so angry man. Hopefully the voters will prove their anger next time. Yeah, they won't. They won't because everyone's memories are short

and all they care about, all people care about these days is making sure that their side wins. And so they're not gonna, they'll vote him right back in. That's the way that it is. I hope not the campus lost this last time. He almost lost to who?

Beto over. Yeah, that was last time. That's right, he almost lost to Beto or Arqu. I really hope that the good people of Texas decided to take a long hard look at what Ted Cruz just did to you. He left you and Ted, you're an asshole. Straight from Brian Green's mouth. That's all I gotta say. Let's get to Frankie B.

What do you say? Okay, ready? Here it is. Frank Bernardo, for those of you that don't know, is an expert in all things over 50. He's an all things over 50 kind of guy. He's gonna tell you about grooming, style, the gym, women, love, low T, high T, under T,

estrogen, Frank has lived a life. And Frank wants to share those experiences with every, but with all 1200 of his subscribers. And so he puts out these videos on a regular basis. And I just find them to be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Not because I don't believe that men over 50 should live a life. I mean, I'm right around the corner, right? I'm before I know I'll be there.

But is that he's the man to tell them how to do it? He's the man to tell them how to do it and with horrible advice to booth. You ready? Let's get into this video. We're going to talk about dating in your 50s, ready? Here we go. Gentlemen, in today's video, we're going to talk about

dating over the age of 50. Let me ask you a question. How many guys out there between the ages of 50 and 60 are hitting the dating scene again? I know. At this time of our life, I know at this time of our lives. It's crazy. It's as if we're dead. Hey man, don't feel bad.

There's millions and millions of men are Asia out there that are hitting a dating scene Frank has done the research himself and he knows that there's millions and millions of men over 50 that are hitting the dating scene right now as we speak Nothing to be ashamed of but let me ask you a question. Are you prepared to date? Do you remember how to date? Is your dick still work? Remember how to date? Hahaha. Is your dick still work? Hahaha. Do you remember how to date?

I mean, I get it. I get the premise of the question. Yeah, yeah. But are you prepared? Like what? You got to get a kit together or something? Pack it back? I'll make sure you get a lunch box.

Get a lunch box. Get a backpack. Get ready for dating. Hahaha. Get a prescription five-day. Back to dating time. Back to dating time. Back to dating, here we go.

Do you remember how to look? Do you remember how to look? How to look? I mean, unless you're blind, I'm sure you remember how to look, right? That works. Tress, how's your grooming? Have you...

How do you smell? I mean, it's a whole thing that he's good check loads. You smell like a horse is good. Horse is good. Don't do that. You've been taking care of your body. Are you in shape? Are you ready to make a great first impression?

Are you ready to make great first love? I'm here to show you how. Do you remember the mating ritual? Oh, quick. Get in shape and shape. Get in shape, shape your body. Yeah, that's right. Get your Viagra, get your nose hairs, get a lunch box together. Sounds like Frank is going to climb out ever. It's not going to go out in a date. Well guys, if you're...

But by the way, if the intended purpose is to make people relax about going back out into the dating scene, Frank, you're doing the exact opposite. You're making people scared of going in the dating scene. I don't remember how to look. I don't remember how to look. I forgot how to. I haven't put the order in on since 1983. I haven't groomed. I don't even know what a bone or anything.

I said living in a cave. What do women look like? Of a John? What's that? You mean their flower? Women are showing things above their ankles. Well, that's amazing. You're not doing all the above.

Then you're already behind the eight ball. Remember, it sounds like Frank does what an eight ball is. I'm just not sure if you can understand this about it. Women you're seeking at this age, it's not their first rodeo. Their expectations, they're through the ceiling They're all looking for their dream man the last man the man to finish out their life with What you talking about Frank they're ready to die It would die or the man they're looking for someone to come to their funeral

They're looking to go casket shopping with you. They're looking for you to pay for the retirement village. The fucking Frank. Come on. Give somebody some hope, man. Here's another big pitfall that you're going to run into. If you do get on the dating scene, what are you looking for? Probably a woman, that's my guess, yeah, or a man. That's right. Why not?

You're looking for a younger woman, right? Okay, here we go. Right, now Frank automatically starts going off the charts. Now I wanna preface this by saying, I've seen this video a couple times. Frank is gonna start talking about a younger woman in the, by saying that if you're looking, if you're 16, you're looking for a woman in their 50s. But we all know what Frank means. Frank means if you're 50 and you're looking for a 22 year old, right?

Because if you watch his videos, that's all he hangs around is like, you know, it girls in their 20s and 30s. So Frank is trying not to be creepy, but trust me, there's a creep factor here. Come on. we're human in this video. Come on, we're human. He says human. Yeah, human. He also said a shame of, there's no ED on the end. It's like a shame of, don't be a shame of.

So Frank goes, come on, you know, we're all looking for younger women. Come on, we're human. Come on, we're pedophile. You know what the fuck, Frank? I get it. I understand, right? We're all looking for, we're all looking for the younger model, right?

If one we get one, we're single. But it just starts to sound a little creepy when you put it like that. Come on, we're human or umen. Think that guy from the Oatley commercial. It's like Malc. But for oom in, I'm gonna show you just how hard it is to get the younger woman in this video. I'm gonna set your expectations to where they should be in this video. There's a couple things about a YouTube video that you should know, these type of YouTube videos where you're giving information like this. You have to set up, first of all,

you should make your intro much shorter than this. I mean, he's been talking for two minutes and we haven't even started the video yet. Second of all, you set expectations about what you're gonna deliver during the video, right? Like we set expectations that we're gonna deliver nothing. So, everybody is clear that if nothing comes out of it.

Correct. But Frank is now setting the expectation that he's gonna show you, you know, how to date, how to groom, how to do all this. I promise you, in the next six minutes of this video, Frank is gonna show the expectation that he's gonna show you, you know, how to date, how to groom, how to do all this. I promise you in the next six minutes of this video, Frank is gonna show you none of that. He's just gonna start talking and go down a rabbit hole. So just get prepared. I'm gonna teach you how you get this and how you won't be disappointed chasing the younger girls.

Don't miss it. Okay, now here's Frank's theme song, which is like, oh my god, yeah, if you could just see the beginning of it. I mean, I'm gonna put it right up here in a little box right here, so if you're seeing this little box right here, go to YouTube. What's that? It's metal, but it's more like food fighters, typo shit,

right, but it's not food fighters I can guarantee. I don't know. If you wanna date one of 50 years old, yeah. Frank's gonna show you, yeah. If you want the day in one of 50 years old. Yeah Frank's gonna show you If you want the dance ride in your face. Yeah Frank's gonna show you No erection no problem Frank's gonna show you I mean this is something straight out of 2001, right? This is like a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a, a little, a little, a little, a little What are you waiting for? Get up there and give your life. Yeah, get to the bars. Hit on younger attractive.

Waitresses. It'll never fail. You'll never fail if you call it a piece of it. But I'm never gonna tell you. That's right. I can't tell you because I have the inability to talk. You're having my kid. That's, I practice this video seven times in front of the mirror.

Still don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I just angry my wife left me for the pool boy. ["The Girl You Still Be There"] ["The Girl You Still Be There"] ["The Girl You Still Be There"] ["The Girl You Still Be There"] Oh my god, such bad music. That's bad.

That's bad. That's bad. Wow. What's going on, everybody? Wow. Wow. That's bad. I got scared last night when I was out listening on that. It felt like, whoa. Don't get on wow, wow. What's going on everybody? Wow, wow. I got scared last night when I was not listening

on that phone, I was like, whoa. Don't yell at me Frank, because he's got this little opening and then he comes right at you and his face is like, wow, I love everybody. Welcome to the video. This is your first time here. My name is Frank Banartel. This channel is here.

OK, Frank, you already said welcome to the video a couple of times earlier. And I know that you're just trying to put it all together. And I've done the same thing. I'm guilty of it, right? Saying welcome and hello a couple different times. But you don't need to welcome people to the video when there's three and a half minutes in Frank. Don't do that. Everybody got distracted. Yeah. Call me Frank. I'll well, I'll consult with you. I'd love to have you on the show actually. If you've somehow have seen this video, I'd love to have you on the show at the commercial break on Instagram.

Hit me up on you. All guys out there 50 50 and above, who want to up their game, look and feel better about- Who want to up their cock? About themselves in grooming fitness fashion and lifestyle. Gruming fitness fashion and lifestyle. Yeah. Guys, before we get into this video, you know the drill. Oh my God, Frank, we're artin', like we're six and a half minutes in.

Can we already get to the video? He's made us a promise we're getting to. How do we know the drill? We don't know the drill, because Frank just keeps on saying we're getting to the drill. Like, let's get started, let's six and a half minutes in. Can we already get to the video? He's made us a promise we're getting to. How are we going to the drill? We don't know the drill. Because Frank just keeps on saying we're getting to the drill. Like, let's get started. Let's get started. Let's get started.

You're going to the drill. No, I don't know the drill. I don't know. You haven't told me. Come on, get to it. If you found this information useful, give it a thumbs up. Subscribe so you don't miss more videos in my series

of dating over 50. So, gentlemen, I just want to put together a quick hit video for you. Um, just like a save you lot. Frank, if you, uh, a quick hit video, that's already six and a half minutes in. You've welcomed us four times. You've promised us what you're going to tell us. You've told us what the story is.

You've told us to subscribe to your channel. Now let's get to the content. Come on, Frank. What do I want? I'm so interested out of men under 50 over 50 over 50, get that 20-year-old woman they're looking for. Time, a lot of aggravation, a lot of embarrassment, and to save you a lot of humiliation.

Because these are old. I'm gonna save you a humiliation by doing it for you. I'm gonna be humiliated for you. The whole thing is that you're gonna incur, when you're looking for a younger woman. So let's set some parameters right here. When I say younger woman, let's go realistically here.

10 years younger. That a good number. Frank, we know what number you're really talking about. It's 30 years younger. No man in his 50s or 60s who's like Frank is sitting there going. Who's subscribed to this channel? Who's subscribed to this channel? Who's subscribed to this channel? That's right.

Good one, Chris. High five. Alright, I'd like that. Yeah. Catch us on you. To get you that high five on YouTube. Welcome to the video. Welcome to the video.

Welcome to the, it's like a doctor Phil show. He just keeps going to break. I'm never good to the point. You're right. People who have subscribed to this video, I can guarantee you, when you say younger woman what is in their head is not somebody in their 50s. It is somebody in their 20s or maybe 30s, maybe 30s.

Let's say you're a man of 60, so you're looking for a 50 year old. Come on Frank, don't bullshit us. First and foremost, if you can get a girl 10 years younger, God bless you. You're doing quite well. If you can get a girl 5 years younger, you're doing quite well. Alright, so you're going, if you can get a girl 40 years younger, you're doing awesome. There's a gold saw. Yeah. You're my hero. After that younger woman, how hard is it? How small? I don't know. How hard is it? That small? I don't know how hard is it? That's what she said. Why do you have to go younger? Why can't you go? Well, he explains later on in the video why you can't go older.

Oh, is the window. Can you get her? You can. But it's hard and this is why it's hard. Let's reverse this. You're on the dating site and let's just say a woman 10 years older than you clicks on your dating site and she says, you know what? I find you interesting. I find you sexy. How do you feel? What? She says, I find you interesting. I wish that opening line would come my way on when I was in dating. I find you interesting and sexy. About that. How do you feel about a woman 10 years older than you looking at you coming after you? Fuck that.

She's close to the grave. I don't want anything to do with her. I'm not going to casket shopping with that old witch. If you're subscribed to this video and you can get any woman, we're talking any age you're doing well. If you get something with a vagina, I consider that in the plus section. Yeah. But hey, or a penis.

Who knows? Who knows what? Listen, I think this advice pretty much, this kind of advice, this kind of clarity from a man with such wisdom transcends sexual preference. It doesn't matter, transgender, gay, straight, whatever it is, Frank's advice, it's stuff you can take to the bank. You can't.

Consider it gold. You, you get it? What's your thought process? Are you going to respond to her? Are you going to say, fuck no. I, I, I, I the bar like at the bar and he's got you know these 20 year old waitresses just basically taking his money right out of his hand. Yeah, it's right that you know, shipping them $100 at a time because that's who Frank is and that's how I get younger women right and then some old lady comes up and goes, wow Frank, I've been watching I find you sexy and interesting.

Fuck no. Get out of here. Get out of here. You old hag. What do you think I am? I'm Frank Fernando. Have you seen my YouTube channel? I have 600 subscribers and 400 videos. All highly produced. I spend 10 grand of these on those videos to get a camera crew and every I bet I'd cover a van from the food fighters. Yeah, in the cover. Yeah, this right. And the food fighters look like

band. I wonder I wonder how he licensed that music. Like, you know, YouTube's very strict about that stuff. I wonder what song that actually is. I'll look into that. It could have been great. I'll find you the answer. For Frank. Yeah. I guess it could like an out of work band from the 2000s. And Frank's like, can you guys get back together and do that? One hit that was awesome. I wanted that to be my theme song, because Frank was 30 back then. She's 12.

I don't want anything to do with that. I don't want anything to do with that dry. I'm a Diana. What do you got going on in your cobwebs, gross. I want to get with this hot tail right here. That's probably the response you're gonna do, right? A 70 year old coming after you and your 60? I don't want anything to do with that. Jesus, okay Frank, we got the point.

God damn. Make everyone feel warm and fuzzy. I mean, please, Frank, you're not dead, you're 70. I just fucking Christ. What dating advice do you give to those who are 70? Yeah, you're dead. Don't bother. Oh my God. I think that probably half of the 1200 subscribers are doing exactly what we're doing. Yeah, I would imagine that there's many other podcasts that have frank on the radar. It's just too good. It's too good.

He's setting up jokes every five seconds and you just can't help. And you get that. What do you think that woman 50-year-old is thinking when you click on her dating site that you like or that you find her interesting? What do you think she's saying? She's probably really analyzing.

Yeah. I mean, Frank. Frank. Frank. What she's thinking is, oh my God, a man my age is actually not looking at 20-year-olds. He wants to have that. Yes. I mean, in full relationship, possibly. Possibly. You're something that I would suggest to Frank even before we get to the profile clicking

on. That's, how do you set up a profile? I mean, if you're of a certain age, how, I mean, that would have been helpful to have a little tutorial on that. You know what? I think you and I should do a show where we combat some of Frank's bullshit, right? We should do a seven signs of a healthy relationship that you're not being cheated on. And then, you know, how to date in your, you know, whatever, 30s or 40s. Listen, here's the point. Frank is like, Frank has made a bunch of promises

at the beginning of this video. We're already, yeah. We're already six or seven minutes into this, and he has yet to talk about any of them. All he's doing is giving his opinion about what would happen if a 70-year-old decided to click on his profile. Your profile, his profile.

Because one thing Frank is very transparent. If Frank is saying it, it means he feels it, right? Not that the whole world feels it, but that he feels it. Okay. You think she's calling up her girlfriends? Oh, Alison, guess what? After me. Do you think that 20 year old is doing that? Guess what? I got this old hags, giving me $100. hundred dollars of pop every time he comes to the bar You know that guy with the greasy hair and And he's and he's wearing Sezzy knows to fighter two. He's wearing the Tommy John jeans

He's got that band that follows him around playing music all the time I think I Frank just as a band behind him like the mariachi band But like the old food fighters like the cover band Hey guys can you play my theme song real quick I can there's a hot girl over there I'm gonna walk into the room with my tight jeans and my my muscle shirt my hair slick back. I'm wearing Jricar nor. Hahaha. Oh, remember Jricar? I do. What a scourge on the earth.

Yeah, I don't even think it exists anymore. It must. There must be somebody with an old bottle of Jricar. If you've got a bottle of Jricar, can you please send it to me? I'd like to remember how it smells. Because I remember that my friend got his, like like I was 12 or 13 years old and my friend Philip got a bottle of dracar and buy from his parents but I didn't wear a cologne because my parents didn't give us cologne right and that's what we couldn't it's just that we didn't yeah

and like we sprayed that shit on it like I remember guys doing that around the age of that's right we thought that it was like a light for insects like it was a magnet really what it really was It's a force field against getting laid exactly Whoa, that is really strong You stay over there and I'll talk yeah, that's like donkey piss. What is that? Did you rub bear shit on yourself? Because no, it smells a little weird. That's jacquire narrower I never even know how to a little weird. That's jacarney or I never even know how to say it. The car knew our I can't believe it. It's my lucky day. I got a 60 year

old jumping for joy. She's called family members. I really think that that's happening. Do you really think that she's getting excited? No. But if you are, you're looking man. Oh my god. Why are you throwing the family members? He's going family members. Frank's just like over exaggerating to make a point here, but the truth is, it doesn't matter what age you are and what age you're going after. If you're excited about someone you're excited about. Exactly. Doesn't matter how old they are. Interesting, sexy, sound like a good starting point. Yeah, absolutely. I agree with you 100% that takes care of myself

You might get a response But how many guys our age Look the part our in shape you better be spot on Gross this is all gross. It's also gross. You better be spot on. You better have a rock hard penis. The second you walk in the door. Muscle shirt. That's right. Absolutely. Holy you do your testosterone regimen. Get you. Yeah. Double up on your testosterone regimen. Take two Viagra. That spot on. That spot on. Yep. You better have it. You better shave every hair off your body. You better look like a 20 year old porn star when you get into the bedroom. spot on that spot on yep you better have it you better shave every hair off your

body you better look like a 20 year old porn star when you get into the bedroom so she knows you're rock hard and red how excited is she's gonna call her friends when she finds out you're a fully-reaction family family he could have fully reaction no penis bump or anything he's not a cat it's only downside is there's a huge grease stain on my pillow you know you give a little you take a lot. You can't do that Frank Vennardo. It's against the rules. Read the rules, Frank.

Get that woman to respond to you. You know what I like to compare this to? How many of you gentlemen out there have a business? Do you ever send out me? Oh, my, we still haven't answered one question. No, no. He hasn't answered one question about how you prepare yourself. He said you better be spot on.

What exactly does that mean? You tell them to get in shape. What do you expect? Everyone's just gonna get up and start lifting weights. They don't have a fucking life. They're just, they're gonna start spending all day at the gym, at the hair stylist making videos about my ex-wife cheating on me.

I mean, like, come on Frank. Alars, let's just say you sent out 100 mailers. If you get what? Mailers, it sends out mailers. What are you talking about? What kind of business do you own? Longare. A pizza pizza place. A dominoes. Yeah, mailers only work very, very strategically today. You put a picture of Frank Bernardo on their naked. Yeah, you're going to get everyone to open it to see what's in that package.

Look who's mailing me. Yeah, I look as plain as me. It's Frank Bernardo with the direction. On the response out of 100 mailers, you did real good. That's a lot of average. I like to compare this dating stuff to sending out mailers. For every hundred girls, you click on it, are 10 years younger than you.

If you get one of those women to respond, you did a good job. Oh my God. Okay, I got it. But what tell us about how to do it? How do we do it? You promise this. And guess what? It's just a response.

It's not a date. Now you've got to work it and convince them from that point what makes you at 60 so different, so special, than any 50 year old that they can get. What are you talking about? You're talking in fucking circle. Yeah, he's way spiraling. And the part that makes me upset, Frank, is that you probably pay a production company a lot of money to record this video and edit it for you, right? I could be wrong about that,

but I'm just assuming the quality of the video. And we have friends that do this and it's like $10,000 for three videos, right? And so that's $3,300 of video. And there's no one has told you that you're just rambling on and you're not getting to the fucking point Right, you get a response. It's just a response now. You got to work right now. You got to convince them. You're not an axe murderer

Contact the direct Okay, so tell them how to You know when you send out mailers for dates these days you get very little our response I don't know what's happening back in the 80ss I used to get a ton of pussy just sending out nailers. I'm gonna fix your in my face and I'd say I'd say no low tea here and I'd just call now. Call now. 1-800-Frenky Me. You see how hard this is? No I don't because you're not telling me You see how the windows real small what I like for you guys to do oh here we go, okay, oh an action plan Here we go, and action you ready? I would love for you to set realistic goals. Okay. I'm with you Let's go. Let's set some goals. Okay, here it goes realistic expectations. Yeah, okay

You could start out F50 on the young side. But maybe go, this is gonna sound crazy. Maybe go 50, 50, 50, you lost me again. Oh, right. Oh my God, Frank, you just keep on giving me the same example. First of all, we know you're not talking about 50 year olds. You're talking about 20 year olds.

First of all, second of all, well, what is some magic number between 50 and 50? Why do you keep on saying that? There's some magic number between 50 and 60. There why do you keep on saying that there's a magic number between 50 and 60? There's a small window that sets some goals. You're not doing any of it. I'm a learner, shit.

Oh, I haven't learned a fucking thing, Jackie. We've all known as even told us we're brand to use for like a shaving tool. That's right. I mean, just start there. Frank, give me something. Give me something. What kind of thoughts should I be taking?

Give me something, I can tell. Yeah, she's ready to hook her dad up with Frankie B But Frankie B so far isn't giving us jack shit Except told us that if a woman checks her phone at dinner she's cheating on you And 50 year old woman is getting hit on by a 60 year old is gonna call her parents telling me mom They got a 60 year old on the hook. I can die in peace. Yeah.

Oh, that's great, Jill. He's my forever man. That's great, Jill. All I wanted for you was a 60 year old man. Now I can die. He's done it. He five. That opens up a 15 year window.

And you find good looking beautiful women in their 60s, early 60s, you can. And here, take it from me. You could find women in their 60s that are far better looking and in far better shape than women in their 50s. They're taken from me. Take it from Frank. You can take this advice to the bank.

What advice? I don't know because he hasn't given anybody. Take it from Frank. There are hot women in their 60s, 70s, and 80s. Sounds like a radio station. He's giving a radio contest. Hot women from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. We're playing all the hits from yesterday

and today on Frankie V. Fashion, lifestyle. Fuck you. Cheating. Gruming. Dating women in their 50s. Out there, there are women out there

that take care of themselves. So open up. There are women out there that take care of themselves. You don't say you're such a fucking showman as Frank. I know. The parameters, because you might find the woman of your dreams in her early 60s. You notice how his voice raises the more bullshitty he gets?

Yeah, they're bad. I'm also confused because I feel like in the very beginning he was saying just target the 50 year old. Now he's now he's saying, yeah, he said, you want to date the younger women because we're just human. That's all we're going to look at as a younger woman. Now we're going to open it up. Now we're not going to go 10 years.

We're going to go 15 years one way or the other. She can get down to 45 or you get down to 72. The law of averages is old. Oh my God, Frank, you're just dying. You killing me, bud. Hey, it's only two years older than you. We just open up everything and you're gonna save yourself. So Frank is basically doing a complicated math problem

with women and he's teaching us here online how to do algebra with women's agents. And still, I don't know what the answer is because I never figured out what the question is. I don't know. A lot of disappointment from not getting a date. And let's just say you are able to land that date. How hard do you think it is get a second date would have taken you? Oh my god, Frank you just you got to give people advice here

But you got to step in with some actual like advice you you're assuming that someone can get a first date based on the non-information That you're giving them so far Basically, what they have to do is they have to take and make a graph chart Put their age right here and go 15 ways of this, 15 years? Where? 15 years that way. That's the advice you've given them so far. Frank is a math equation. Well, again, you better be spot on.

What does that mean? What does it mean? It's not only looked apart. Everything has got to work. It's got to be perfect for that woman to jump up to that level. What level? What are you talking about? What happened?

Where are we on the ground? I bet Frank is like, for a woman to jump up on this cack, you gotta be spun on. By level, I mean, my bald penis. That I've been working with the pump every day. Raisin my tea and raisin my pee. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? That's advice you can take to the bank.

There you have it. Look how he says it. There you have it. No, there you have nothing, Frank. All right, a lot of women, you know, a lot of guys think just because they got the money, you know, they start flashing the money, I wouldn't not go there,

because there's a lot of women that are on to that Oh, oh, they're onto the game of a rich guy Spreading you showering them with money. I'm on you. You want to take me to the mouth? I'm not this weekend. I am on to you. No, sir. I'm not gonna be tricked by that one again. Yeah. Yeah, do you know how many Skiffs? Yeah, no good dinner. That's right. I had a man who bought me a yacht once and I will not be fooled again I will not be gifted one more Mercedes. You got me. I will not be gifted one more Mercedes. It will not happen. Okay, they're not going to be bought. So I would go women out there that will. Okay. But I'm going to disagree with you, bud. And that works both ways, by the way.

Your money, when you're especially, if you do meet a woman 50 years old or, you know, 10 years younger than you, don't start talking about money. Don't start talking about what you got. You're trying to buy them. You're trying to buy them. You're trying to impress them. Let them ask you when they're ready. How much money do you make? Hey, how much money do you have? You roll it right now. This is a stick up. You thought it was the second date. You were so spot on. I gave you a second date, but now it's just a holdup. What the fuck are you talking about Frank?

That's really good ass. Man, you drank too much red vulture this morning or whatever it is you do man. This guy has non-linear thought. This is literally word vomit right now. Because what they're gonna do is they're gonna feel you out. They're gonna ask, oh I bet they're gonna feel you out Frank. They're gonna feel you right out the door.

Yeah, a lot of questions. They're tricky, they're sneaky, They're women. Oh my god. Oh Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank. What do they even mean sneaky about? They're sneaky. They're get if you're giving them money They're gonna take it and use it. They're sneaky. They're women They're gonna ask you questions. Trust me. I know a lot of women and they ask questions. Yeah. When they say, yeah, when they, trust me, watch this. You they walk in the door for the second date. First, they're gonna ask

a question like, how was your date? Don't say a fucking word. It's a track. They know you have money when they ask you those kind of questions. When you say my day was great, they're going to know you're loaded, but they're on to you. They're on to you. They know you're about to give them money. Frank, you're out of control, but first of all, I want to say, you're kind of cute, Frank, and kind of funny until you make comments like they're women. They're sneaky.

They're women. You're a douche. You're Frank. You're a douche. You're a Frank. You're a're women. You're a douche. Yeah. You're a Frank. You're a douche. You're a Frank. You're a Bernardo. You're a douche.

Yeah. Come on, Frank. Leave that kind of shit on to the videos. They're gonna surprise you. Sneak attack. The second. Meow. Bam.

Bam. Bam. They're gonna jump through your window. And all hours of the night and day, it's a practice with question. To give you that money back that you gave them, they're going to come in with a key so the Mercedes can go, I'm on to you.

You're going to be like, whoa. Shit. Shit. I didn't work. I was going to give her that Mercedes. She jumped right in the window. Scared the hell out of me. Sneak attack. Sneaky.

I've had two heart attacks already from moving, jumping out of the rafters. It just come out of nowhere and ask you a question. Oh yeah, I was your day. Oh! But he said specifically, don't tell them, let them ask you questions, but then when they ask you questions, but then they ask you questions

Was that when you're supposed to back off or? I don't know. Where are we on the ground? I'm having a good time following Frank here. I don't know. I'm trying to keep up Frank. I really am. This is how they do it.

But if you're a guy that presses money, money, money, money, you're going to be gone. All right, because you're going to be gone. Why? I think you're going to be good. No, you're going to be gone. No, you're going gonna be good. All right, you're gonna be gone. I think you're gonna be good. No, you're gonna be gone. No, you're gonna be good. No, you're gonna be gone, which is the opposite of what's gonna happen.

Yeah, come on, Frank. Anybody wants to have a partner that's stable, and if you have no money, you're in there. If you're living in your ex-wife's apartment like I am, you're good. But if you got plenty of money, you're fine. If you have a yacht and two cars, women are gonna go, I'm on you. They're sneaky. They're sneaky.

They can tell. They can tell when you got money. They're gonna leave real quick. They're gonna be gone. Yeah, you'll never get that second date if they know you have money so high to. Trust like a homeless person, but you know, I'm so almost person it smells good with muscles. Oh my god. It makes no sense.

It makes no sense. I love Frank. These are the best videos I've ever gone all day. I'm trying to buy them and they're going to be on to that. So I'm trying to say here, you know, you're trying to say, you're going to wrap it up. What? Yeah. Like, what are you trying to say, and they're gonna be on to that. So I'm trying to say here, you're trying to say, you're gonna wrap it up. What? Yeah, like what are you trying to say, Fred, please, give us some clues.

If you open up your parameters, okay, you're gonna get dates. If you pin it to just 10 years younger, guys, you're gonna be disappointed, you're gonna be frustrated. Oh my God, this is- So the whole thing is about the date range. We're at the date range and surprise questions and sneak attacks and money and money. You're not can get a lot of days. So all I'm trying to do is get you to open up

your eyes, be realistic. Okay, don't be so hell bent on finding someone 10, 12 years younger than you. You might find someone you're raised, two years younger, two years older, that's gonna work and it's gonna be very compatible for you. So hell with that kind of stuff. I'll be so hell with that. Don't be so hell with it. I'm finding someone you're raised.

Oh, that's your mind straight on. Especially if you're new to to dating scene, all right? Most trust me Frank's been on the dating scene for a End yeah, and there's a reason why because he hasn't learned a fucking thing Yeah, when you first get on there. Yeah, we're gonna go attack the younger women and you're gonna be With your money and your questions. That's a point. So take it from me.

Open up your parameters, get some dates, and just have fun with it. So guys, that concludes today's video. Oh my God, thank God. Thanks for not being friends. Was that a quick hit? Yeah, that was a quick hit video. Just doing a quick hit video real quick Yeah, I'll take a paper 22 minutes

Do you have your projector and I don't mean the kind that actually projects? I mean like the projector for math problems Remember yes, the circle. Yeah, the circle Can you get out your calculus calculator? Yeah, you're gonna need it. If you found the informational. Well, I found nothing information, Frank. I found it highly entertaining. That is Frank Perdardo. I mean, guys, I just, I could codely, I could go.

I know, he's incredible. We're gonna do Frank again. Like, like, lickety split because I think we can make a whole channel just about Frank Perdardo. I think so, Frank and C. You do, because he has so many videos. Like, he has what guys in their 50s are doing wrong in hotel gyms.

It's like, what? What? What? I don't know. I think he's trying to stick with the theme of over 50, right? So he just, so he keeps on making videos. Just anything and everything. Yeah, just anything and everything.

So it's unbelievable. Wow. That was good, man. I just laughed. I needed a laugh today and I got a laugh Wow, that was good, man. I just laughed. I needed to laugh today and I got to laugh today. That was good. That's what our podcast about. Yeah, love, life, and sneak attacks from women.

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Yeah, well we should only we should make a day of range for the club house recording Yeah, but based on what Frank said at first he said go 10 years younger and then he said don't go 10 years younger But he's back 10 years then he said a goal then 15 then 12 I didn't know the fuck Frank just said I don't need there. Oh my god. I'm about a mailer my cheeks hurt from left something about a mailer a dating mailer. My cheeks hurt from laughing. Something about a mailer. A dating mailer. But don't expect a great response. If you get one response, then you gotta get a date. Then you gotta send her another note.

You gotta send her a follow-up mailer. I got your response. I'd like to go to second day. Three months later, you guys have a date. You can carry your bitch in the bin better. Three months later, you guys have a date. You have a carrier bitch and little bit better. And the commercial break on Instagram. And please become a supporter of the commercial break on Patreon. Patreon.com slash the commercial break.

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