The Commercial Break - Gobble Gobble

Episode Date: August 5, 2020

The Bit: Bryan and Hoadley review Chuck E. Cheese pizza. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss Only Fans pages and the marketing that goes into a successful campaign, Bryan tells Hoadley about his trash...y television habits and revisits the time his date brought Thanksgiving dinner to the bedroom. This and so much more...on episode 17 of The Commercial Break! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO (+1-661-237-8296) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube Join us live on Fireside New episodes every Tuesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Chucky Cheese, there is a whole group of human beings that is dedicated and to that pizza. It's like a fan club. People love the pizza itself. The pizza itself. Like they think it's one of the best pizzas in the world. And I'm not kidding, like you go. Sure it was really cheese. I'm pretty sure it was frozen pizza from Cobra.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Exactly. I'm genius if I do say so myself. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure there was nothing delicious about. I mean, listen, for frozen pizza, I guess it was OK. And if you're hungry and around a bunch of children, you'll eat anything, right? Popping with new natural toppings,
Starting point is 00:00:41 all with lots of sauces, plenty of cheese. So while you're having fun rolling and winning, jumping and spinning and laughing and grinning, we're in the kitchen making the best pizza in town. We do not stitch together old pizza. That's the very strange statement. Chuck E. Cheese was forced to make after a popular YouTuber's conspiracy video when viral. There's a theory that if somebody at Chukuchis doesn't finish their whole pizza and there's a few pieces left, the employee will take back to the back, take those pieces off the tray and form a new pizza.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Artisan Pizza for the 7-9-year-old. Genius if I do say so myself. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Early 2020, the world shut down. Stores, restaurants, schools, and whole communities shut their doors in an effort to protect human life. As the world quickly changed, one man went on Facebook to get a degree in Internet epidemiology. Brian, along with his lab assistant hopefully, are curing coronavirus by commenting on fake news and reposting recipes of secret virus cures from a friend of a friend who works high up in government. Join Brian and Holy as they discuss the world and life doing this forced interruption,
Starting point is 00:02:17 learning, laughing and loving in this real life commercial break. On this episode of the Commercial Break, they don't have to go to work tomorrow so they can take a nap while you're at work so they can be up when you get back and you can get less sleep than you had the night before. But don't let me complain. No. Thank you. And then now you're back looking at the boobs. It does confuse me a bit. I'm like, nice tits. It's an incident that reminded me of Christmas.
Starting point is 00:03:00 It was a thing to remember. Who's a big fan? What a Thanksgiving The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Du-bdu-du-du du-bdu-du du-bdu du-bdu-du du-bdu-du du-bdu-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du- Good friend, Chrissy. Hello. And you bit a little hoedily. How are you my good friend? I am fantastic. Yes, another fine pandemic week for you. Fine, that's right. I think I'm just getting used to it. Yes, me too. I'm getting used to the idea that we're
Starting point is 00:03:55 going to be doing this for fucking ever. Yes, exactly. Because it's true. And it's driving me bananas. I'm now looking for places that I can actually escape to, that places that Americans are still allowed to travel, and it's, they're just fuel them. It's like, Aruba basically, or Russia.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Those are the two places we can go. Aruba and Russia. Oh, great. Yeah. And possibly Mexico. Is Mexico one of those? Ooh, Mexico's a big hotspot, though. I heard that on the news.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Oh, isn't? Today. Damn. Must be that fucking wall we built Right, it's got everybody all Infected. Did you see that that wall blew down? Yes, I did see that Poor little wall it had never stood a chance against ten ten-prower mile 10 mile-prower Three roaches and a fart, but took that thing.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Welcome to another episode of the commercial break. EP17 will call it episode 17 for those of you keeping score at home on the scoreboard, because there's a lot of people who like to keep score the base. Have you seen those old guys at the baseball games who are like literally keeping score of every single thing that happened? Have you ever seen that at a baseball game? Like, there's an old man with a book and he's like scoring, you know, the picture and pitch to the left or pitch to the right or fast ball, speed ball, curve ball, whatever.
Starting point is 00:05:17 So I admit that's a phone. That's right, he's listening to the radio. He's listening to the radio, yes. So, you know, I was a big cubs fan, we're a big cubs fan, we come from Chicago. And so, that was something that my grandfather used to do. He used to score the games. And for what reason I don't know,
Starting point is 00:05:34 like what was he gonna go back and look at it? At some future date, he's gonna, I'm gonna pull out the old scorebook for the angels against the cubs back in 1922. Holy cow, A dog! Episode number 17, make sure you go to tcbpodcast.com. It's where you can find all of your favorite episodes of the commercial break with Chrissy and Brian Green.
Starting point is 00:05:56 You can also join the break room there. The break room is a fantastic club that you can be a part of. Anytime, day or night, you can join the break room and guess what we're gonna to send you? Free shit! I've seen a newsletter. Isn't it? Hasn't an email the costs no one need to produce or make or anything like the
Starting point is 00:06:18 cost of goods as small as they would say go to tcbpodcast.com and make sure you you join us on all the socials. Whatever that is, at the commercial break on IG and on Facebook and on the YouTube's. It's one of these days I'm going to get around to getting us a YouTube channel where we can like do the show and people can watch us, which I think would take this show to a whole new level of popularity. We could go from the tens of people to listening to the 20s of people listening. How do you feel about that? I'm in on it.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Are you ready to be all dolled up and cameraed out? Yes. Yeah. I'm going to get hair and makeup every day. Mm-hmm. I'll have to do myself though, because I'm not going out to get it done. You're not going to go out. What if we bring somebody in to do your hair and makeup?
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yes, maybe. Like a professional studio, a professional hair studio, can sponsor the commercial break, and get your hair and makeup done every day before the show. Since we're recordings. I can also watch a YouTube video on how to do hair and makeup.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Those are big. Did you hear? Yeah, they are. My wife watches some of those. Do you watch a lot of this? Not really, but I know that Rachel has in the past. Rachel McGress. Really, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Her good friend. And yeah, and they've got some good stuff on there, I think. Did you see where the people are doing eyebrow videos and then complaining about the Communist Chinese government? Did you see this? I think I read a little something about it. I think I've sauntered about it. I think I've sauntered about in front of the TV because you know, I'm not allowed to sit down and watch any
Starting point is 00:07:49 particular episode of any particular show since I have two children now. Yeah, you have time. No, I haven't. Here's the thing. When you have one child, and I'm sure parents all across the world will relate to this. I'm sure both of our listeners are going to relate this. When you have children in the first child, you're like, it's impossible for me to lose any additional time in my life. You thought you were busy before the child. You're like, wow, I got a job, my wife and I like to travel.
Starting point is 00:08:18 There's a lot, you know, we're going to social events and just the regular humdrum, plank plunk of the day, as they would say. And then you have a child and you're like, holy shit, I really had no idea what busy was, because now I'm fucking busy. Now I got a child, he's running around and chained to diapers every five seconds. They never tell you this, but kids need constant attention. They don't.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Yes, especially when they're newborns, you cannot leave them alone. And I was under the false assumption that, you know, put some food in a bowl for the thing, and then you can go out, take a nice vacation or something. Like a fucker. And so when you have one child, you're like, wow, this is amazing.
Starting point is 00:08:58 I lost all the additional time that I had is now gone to this child, which is a trade-off. I'm not sure what the trade-off is yet, but I'll let you know when I get to that part. So then you have a second child and all that time that you knew you didn't have to lose, you now have more time that you lose to the second child. So let me explain this.
Starting point is 00:09:19 It's like an infinite pool of time that with each child arises out of the womb of the lovely woman that I married to, I lose additional time, I had no idea, I had time to lose. Right. It's like a math equation. It's like a math equation.
Starting point is 00:09:35 It's like a math equation. M's, M's, M's, M's, baby over DC womb equals no time spared. It's unbelievable. I have no time, Chrissy. There's nothing. I'm lucky that I'm here for an hour. You know every week with you my good friend. I know I know I was gonna say to like on the opposite end of that I now feel kind of guilty if I say talking to you or my sister who also has two young Little ones that are you you know, two and four years old.
Starting point is 00:10:06 And so I've seen it. I've seen her go through it. And it's, I feel kind of guilty anytime. I'll be like, I'm so tired. Then I'm, I catch myself and I'm like, oh, but probably not as tired as you. You have no idea what true tired is until you have a child. It's an amazing level of, it's a next level of tired. It's a hallucinogenic type tired.
Starting point is 00:10:32 I could see that. I wish sleep deprivation, not on my worst fucking enemy. I understand why the FBI will do this to like hostage situations and they'll take like loud rock and roll music and blare it into someone's house with lights and you know, throbbing electronic music is because sleep deprivation is truly like otherworldly type of torture, right? You just want fucking sleep for more than 15 minutes in a row. And your children won't allow you,
Starting point is 00:10:59 because guess what? They don't have to go to work tomorrow so they can take a nap while you're at work so that they can be up when you get back and you can get less sleep than you had the night before. But don't let me complain. No. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:12 They're a beautiful, beautiful thing to have. I do have to say. I do have to say. You're just gonna have to power through these next couple of years. I just have to power through these next couple of years. I just have to power through the next 22 years and everything's gonna be fine. Right, and everything's fine.
Starting point is 00:11:29 I'm gonna be 79 when that happens. Yeah, listen, I have no complaints. No complaints, my children are beautiful and my wife quite frankly does most of the work. I just sit around and complain about how tired I am. And then my wife's up every 15 fucking minutes feeding of wiping the child's ass, and it's just, but the time that I do spend with my children is amazing, and there truly is no love.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Like the love you have for a child. I know. Maybe, yeah. I know. I know. It's such a beautiful thing. So now that we're reminiscing, we have listeners all around the world, and I'm just, I'm constantly surprised by how have listeners all around the world. And I'm just, I'm constantly surprised
Starting point is 00:12:06 by how people find us around the world. Like, where exactly are they finding us? We determined last week that our crack marketing team has put together a campaign that is certainly doing well on Google, finding people all around the world for search terms that are not at all relevant to what exactly that we do. But, you know, there's just nations, like I'm not even running a paper click campaign outside of the United States. So how are, so my theory might not be true, might be debunked a little bit.
Starting point is 00:12:34 How are they finding us in South Africa and Saudi Arabia in Moldova, like we talked about last week? It's just like, I don't even know, but then I know that there's actual, and then I think to myself, maybe it's just like bots, you know, or people that randomly find, you know, some kind of like computer program or software program or someone that's just dicking around in another country
Starting point is 00:12:51 happens to find the commercial break, but really isn't listening for any period of time, but that's not true. Because some people actually communicate with us, they believe comments on certain podcast platforms are on the website or they send an email So encourage what's that? I said which we absolutely encourage please leave all of the messages and emails you want
Starting point is 00:13:16 I'm not checking them anyway, so it doesn't really matter if it makes you feel better or makes me feel better But we did get it. We got a like a message from someone or it makes me feel better, but we did get it. We got a message from someone in Eastern Europe. I forget the country. I'm gonna say the Ukraine because I think that's where it was from the Ukraine. And our name was Jennifer, which I'm sure her name is not Jennifer, but that's just her fake name.
Starting point is 00:13:36 It's like her stage name, right? Because I don't think there's any girls in Ukraine named Jennifer. And she says, the show is great. Wish we had more. Please, please, please. How can I help? How can I help, right?
Starting point is 00:13:48 And I think to myself, oh, that's very nice of you, Jennifer. You're welcome to do the show for me. And I think that that would certainly give me free up some extra time. But I think the best way that you can help, Jennifer, if I may be so bold, is that you can share the program with your other friends in the Ukraine and you can write a review on your favorite
Starting point is 00:14:09 podcast platform because that helps us out. In so many different ways, it's hard to explain. It's a complicated mathematical equation, Chrissy, that I haven't quite gotten to the bottom of. You know, I am an internet PI, a podcast investigator. And I am trying to figure out exactly what the algorithm is that gets you up and down these charts across the internet that will then lead to more listeners. I haven't quite cracked it. But what I do know is that there are some people out there, very intelligent human beings that are spending most of their time wasting most of their life on podcasting, that are telling me that by leaving a review, you can then increase your chances
Starting point is 00:14:50 of being high up on these charts. So I say to Jennifer, and all those out there who are wishing to help the commercial break, leave a review and share it with your friends or on your social media. You're my spec- That's the easiest thing to do. Your chatterbait, wherever it is.
Starting point is 00:15:04 And while we're on the topic of social media, Chrissy, I'd like to bring something to your attention. I'm not really particularly sure what only fans is. I haven't had a chance to get on there because you have to pay, and I'm not gonna do that because I don't know that there's anything good behind that credit card transaction
Starting point is 00:15:22 that I actually wanna see. But only fans is apparently a place where you go to look at one in a state of undress. Am I making a correct assumption there? I think so. That's what I've heard about it too. Yeah. Do you have like a page? It's like your page.
Starting point is 00:15:38 You have an only fans page. That's correct. And then you decide what level of undress you want to be in that then people will pay you to see that state of Undress, right? Is that kind of like how it goes? It's basically a strip photo. Yeah, it's like a what I was gonna say or like the Peep show with the door. You have to put more quarters in the little boxes you would go in. I was always afraid to go in one of those because I'm I just a little bit of a germaphob, so I'm afraid of how many things you have to touch
Starting point is 00:16:08 to get from here to there. Yeah, it just always seemed a little bit, and I feel for the cleaner of those places. Mm-hmm. I think I'm in movies. The attendants. I've never been in one. Can you imagine?
Starting point is 00:16:21 Seaman Cleaner. That's my official title. Yeah. I can see it now on LinkedIn. Seaman Cleaner. That's my official title. I can see it now on LinkedIn. Seaman Cleaner. My name is Brian Green. Captain Seaman Cleaner for the Bob and Tom Peep show. So only fans, only fans is this new phenomenon that has popped up.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I'm imagining, because now I'm seeing it on my Facebook and other social medias. And recently there was a young lady. And by young lady, I mean, she's probably in her mid 50s. Let's call it, right? And let me be clear about one thing before I start on this, on this little journey with this bit.
Starting point is 00:16:55 I don't care what you do for a living. And God bless you. Everyone's beautiful and everyone is born naked. So if you want to be naked, be naked. That's all, and if people are paying you to be naked, God bless America. But I would say she's a woman of a certain age that maybe she would want to stop thinking about,
Starting point is 00:17:10 maybe she was a stripper in a former life, maybe she was a dancer, maybe she just decided to woke up one day at 50 and decided she wanted to go ahead and have a lonely fan. We're gonna call it Lonely Fans, a Lonely Fans page for all of the provocateur type stuff that she does. I don't have any... I don't have any...
Starting point is 00:17:26 Make some extra cash. Make some extra cash. Shakenedass! I don't have any particular problem with someone getting online and showing their bodies, but on my Facebook page, there are one or two people who now have these only fan page that will not stop inundated the Facebook stories with their only fans Marketing campaigns. Do you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:17:51 And this one particular person while God bless her At least this is not who I'd want to see naked. I wouldn't I wouldn't pay money to see this person naked It sounds like there are plenty who are because the way that she talks It seems like she's selling her services every 15 minutes on only fans. She's got the, you know, I'm in number 10, I'm in number five, I've got 300 more. It's kind of like we brag about being in the podcast charts. She's bragging about being on the Lonely Fans charts, which then again, God bless her. But here's how the marketing campaign goes on. Let me give you a little snapshot as to what happens. Hey, this is Carrie. I've only got five more spots left
Starting point is 00:18:30 for my 15% off lonely fan page. Make sure you sign up now because I've got lots of goody goodies for you. And she then backs up in the camera showing her chest, right? And then she's got like two little dancing peaches like emojis that are there in front of her nipples, right? And then she's got like two little dancing peaches, like emojis that are there in front of her nipples, right? And then you know how Facebook then,
Starting point is 00:18:49 on the stories, then it swipes to another photograph, if you want, or story, right? And then the next picture is a picture of food, half eaten food, as if she stopped in the middle of a meal wherever she is to take a picture of her food and then back to, remember remember only five more spots left to get into this peaches and cream. And I'm like, oh my fucking Christ.
Starting point is 00:19:12 And this is going on daily. It's not like she throws it out there once a week and just says it every fucking day. It's another advertisement for her Lonely Pants page with the exact same script. 15%, there's only five spots left for 15% off. So I've seen this going on for about three months. So I'm under the assumption
Starting point is 00:19:31 that one of two things is happening. Either she has never sold those five subscriptions for 15% off because she keeps on offering them or the price is just 15% off anyway because she keeps on saying it anyway. I wish she would just stop with the fucking lonely fans. And listen, I do have a choice. I can show, I can look into them,
Starting point is 00:19:51 or not look into them, but it's like a train wreck. Of course, you're gonna wanna look at it when it pops up, because you know how horrible it is, and you just wanna see what kind of nastiness this girl's gonna put together. It's unbelievable. Here's my tits, and then here's my spring rolls from Chili! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Only fans jump on over to lonely fans for 99.9% of only 1500 more spots in my 99.9% of sale on lonely fans.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Oh, do tell rush over to the lonely fans. Oh, Chrissy, it's highly disturbing. It's like the other trend that I see, which is, and I know you see this too, you go on Instagram or you go on to Facebook and there are women that are in various states of undress. Now there, I would say there are some, listen, I'm not afraid of a naked body. If I had one I thought I could show, I might also be on Instagram making a living. But no one wants to see dad bod 30, 30 Instagram dot com.
Starting point is 00:21:03 You could put the eggplant. You could put the eggplant. I go to eggplant right in my weiner. Yeah, I'd probably put a little teapot, like a little pouring teapot. Or maybe like a glimpse spaghetti noodle. The butt. Oh, the butt. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Okay. I would like to see that. The other, the thing is that these women get on Instagram and they're obviously Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I would like to see that. The other thing is that these women get on Instagram and they're obviously very attractive women, right? They're young, attractive girls and they've got tens of thousands of people that are liking and hearting and you know, who knows what they're doing on that Instagram. But there's a no nipple policy am I correct?
Starting point is 00:21:41 You can't show your nipples on Instagram. Yeah, I think they're kind of, I think so. Because it's owned by Facebook, I think it's got similar policies. So every once in a blue moon, you'll catch one that's a little bit more tardy than the other, and I say tardy, T-A-R-T-Y, not tardy like being tardy to the party.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Oh, that's right. So it's a little bit more tardy than others, but then they write. So the impression is, here are my tits, right? Something along those lines. Or here's my muscular six pack chest with my huge swinging cock under my, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:16 teeny weeny banana bikini, right? So whatever, men or women. But then the post says something along the following lines. What we are is what we behold and we behold what we are. So they're trying to be like inspiration. It's like, yeah, think you're fucking deep-cocked Chopra with your cock hanging out. Stop it. Just right. Look at my dick.
Starting point is 00:22:41 It's huge. I mean, honestly, let's just be honest. Why are you Why are you posting a picture of your beautiful tits and then posting something that says what's coming is Comping and we will be better when we meet it. I'm so deep I'm so deep with my boot job. I just got it last Saturday. Looks great Let's put 25ccs of collagen in my lips. Oh my god For them to know. Yes, you must show them who you are. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:23:10 The very artistic, like artistic page. Yeah, look at my badunkadunk. Why don't you just write, look at my badunkadunk. Do you like my badunkadunk, right? Do you want to see more? Do you want to see more? I saw.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Out of myely Fan page. I saw a girl on Instagram a couple of weeks ago and it shit you negatively. This is what was written. It was a quote from, I can't remember who it was, but it was a quote. It says, for them, for them to know you, you must show them who you are. The only way through is going through the right door. The only way through is going through the right door. Meanwhile, she was topless with her legs spread wide open. And on the picture, she was like, it's a beautiful
Starting point is 00:24:02 remote location somewhere across the world where no normal people ever go, right? It's just this one particular Instagram model happens to be on this private beach in the fucking Maldives writing shitty little quotes and getting hundreds of thousands of Instagram likes. And then there was a Buddhist statue sitting next to her. Ah! Ah!
Starting point is 00:24:20 Ah! Ah! Ah! Please. Yes. Please. Sparrow solid. Sparrow solid your bullshit and just be honest for once because it gives the impression right that people are actually paying attention to your Instagram page because you're giving
Starting point is 00:24:37 them some kind of spiritual knowledge when the truth is they just want to look at your tits. That's it. Period in the sentence. Yeah, it's kind of confusing your brain Right, because you're like, ooh, make a girl or man or whatever. Yes, and then you see the inspirational quotes you're like, oh, yeah, you do have to pick the right door and then now you're back looking at the boobs It just confused me a bit
Starting point is 00:25:01 I'm like, ah, nice tits I'm confused me a bit. I'm like, nice tits. I mean, who even reads the, who even reads the captions? That'd be honest. I'm probably one of the only ones that's noticed, because no one's else is reading the cat, just scrolling through the hardening, skull through hard, skull through hard.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I mean, it's unbelievable. It's a, it's a phenomenon. The social media is a phenomenon unlike any other. In my lifetime, in human history, and how we're going to survive as a human race, I just don't know. People are getting more beautiful and stupider at the same time. So we're getting better looking, but we're getting more stupid at the same time. I don't know if you've had a chance to watch the television program.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Married at first sight. Old Australia. If you had a chance to watch this. No, I've seen it and I might have even clicked on it right before I was full on a sleep one night. So I can't. Probably think. I have.
Starting point is 00:26:03 The television show to fall asleep to. So Mary did first sight as a television show that one of the networks, but I think it's lifetime or TLC or somebody they They show this and it's basically here's the premise of the show in case you haven't seen it Although I'm I think it's wildly popular. So I'm sure most people have seen some version of it, but They it's like an arranged marriage. Some experts get together, they do a deep dive into someone's personality, find out what they're looking for in an ideal partner, then they find somebody that's that ideal partner,
Starting point is 00:26:36 and then they match them up, and they don't get to see each other until they're walking up to the altar. That's it, right? And then they get married, and they agree to stay married for a period of time. Now, of course, you can't be legally forced to be married to somebody in the United States at least. So I'm sure that they can leave the program at any time. But now you're on a fucking television program, so you want to give it your best go, right?
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah. But then they go to the whole thing. They go on a honeymoon. You know what you were getting into. You know what you were getting into. And most of these people probably just want to be television stars anyway. They're not really looking for love. They just want to be on TV. Yeah. At least the American version seems like maybe most of these people probably just want to be television stars. Anyway, they're not really looking for love. They just want to be on TV. At least the American version seems like maybe some of these people are actually looking for some kind of relationship. Maybe they are looking to be together in some kind of relationship, but they have a version in Australia that is even more wildly popular than it is here in America.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Apparently, this television show has taken over the nation. And now they started broadcasting it on in America because I think they've run out of fucking content. So they're like, well, we gotta import some TV shows to run, right? And so they started running this program. And I watched the Mary to first sight the American version.
Starting point is 00:27:39 I watched it when it first came out. I didn't pay attention to it for a while, but then when this Australian version came out, it's like the American version, but it's much more sexy and slick-dub. These people are ready for prime time. They're all gorgeous human beings who are ready to be reality TV shows, SARS.
Starting point is 00:27:53 It's a reality television, it's a trashy reality television show, unlike the one in America, which is trashy reality, but it seems like there's a bit of seriousness about it, but in Australia, fuck it. Everyone is just wants to be a TV star, right? And they're all, and they put them in these rooms together and they all interact. The most interesting.
Starting point is 00:28:13 What the girls and the boys then all stay together before they marry. They stay in this. No, yeah, they kind of, they meet each other beforehand, at least on this particular season. They meet each other beforehand and they have their bachelor and bachelor at parties together, but they don't know who they're gonna get married to. They're not all in the same room. It's girls and then boys. And then there was one lesbian couple
Starting point is 00:28:32 and that lesbian, I don't know where the second lesbian was, but she wasn't in the room with everybody. But which I thought was a brilliant, I thought it was brilliant to put a lesbian on the Australian version and they haven't done that here in the United States, which I think would be interesting. You got to have that. You see, it's just a sample of a regular people, right?
Starting point is 00:28:50 If you're going to put a bunch of people, you know, there's, yeah. Anyway, so then they go and they get married, then they all go on a honeymoon together to a certain spot. And then they separate. They all go on a honeymoon together. They all go on a honeymoon together. It's a rest. They all go on a honeymoon together. It's for us, right? It is interesting.
Starting point is 00:29:06 So then they come back together to, this is an elite even, then they come back together to live in an apartment that has been set up by the production office, which really looks like more like a hotel room with maybe a few more of coup trams, but they're all living in the same hotel or the same apartment building in Australia, in Sydney, I think, right?
Starting point is 00:29:23 So now they're all living in the same. As a married couple. As married couples now they're all living in the same... As a married couple. They're all in their own apartments. In the same building. In the same building, right? So in the American version, they don't even talk to the other couples. It's like everyone has their own story.
Starting point is 00:29:38 And even though they're in the same apartment building, they very rarely get together. It happens, but it doesn't happen often. In the Australian version, they get together. It happens, but it doesn't happen often. In the Australian version, they get together every Saturday for dinner. And then on Sunday, they have to recommit to each other. Like it's a whole process, right? So when we go to dinner on Saturday,
Starting point is 00:29:56 we get fucking shit housed. We talk trash about each other. Lots of drama happens. And then on Sunday, we have to decide whether or not we want to stay married for another week without a ranged partner in a ceremony where they say, I'm going to stay or I'm going to leave. Okay. Now, I bring this up. You have to excuse me. I might, uh, have you noticed, are you sitting inside for long periods of time, has got the air conditionings fucking with your sinuses. Oh yeah, and my throat definitely
Starting point is 00:30:26 is like the tickle thing. It's crazy. I think I have coronavirus every 15 seconds but I never realized just because I'm sitting indoors with the air conditioning blowing on my nose, fucking 24 hours a day. I don't get the chance to do anything. So fucking ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:30:40 I hate you coronavirus. I know I've been like taking an allergy pill every day. Most of the time I'm not even going outside. I think you coronavirus. I know I've been like taking an allergy pill every day. Most of the time I'm not even going outside. I think you know what? I am now convinced that maybe one of these preachers can blow the coronavirus away, and I'm willing to donate. I'm over it.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I'm that over it. I'm going back to the preachers. Yes. So we get to the check back in with them. I have a whole thing coming up for you. Let me continue with the story and then at the end of the show, I'll tell you, I'm gonna tell you the next couple episodes we have coming up because I have a whole thing coming up for you. Let me continue with the story and then at the end of the show, I'll tell you the next couple episodes we have coming up because I have been going deep into the internet to find you.
Starting point is 00:31:10 So the most salacious of bullshit that we're going to be bringing to you. Short. Including other podcasts. Okay, so you get to the, you get to this, stay or leave ceremony, right? I want to present to you the following query and I want to know what you would do. There's an older couple, Michelle and Michael, not lovely, too lovely people. He's probably in his 50s. She's probably in her, she's probably in his mid to late 50s. She's probably in her early 50s. There are lovely older couple. He's like kind of the grizzled, like dad of the group, right?
Starting point is 00:31:46 He's like, you know, gives the guys advice and you know, he seems like he's well-vealed and well-traveled and all this other stuff. Lovely human beings and you can have an affinity, you kind of have an affinity for them. They're like, you know, if you watch the show, you're like, oh, these two, I like these two, right? And there's some other, the other some other young bucks
Starting point is 00:32:01 that are kind of like, you know, little shitheads and not that, not it. Not, they probably wouldn't, they don't tickle my fancy. But Michael and Michelle, they're kind of milk toast and they're like the mom and dad of the group. And it's wonderful. Yeah, I like that. So I like their storyline.
Starting point is 00:32:14 And I'm following it intensely as I do with my reality television shows. Yes. Okay, I'm just gonna say this before I go any further. I'll fucking write me and tell me about how, you know, I'm such a Yahoo because I watch all these realy shows and blah, blah, blah. You have horrible taste and television. I know I have horrible taste and television.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Television is horrible. At least I'm going to watch something that's interesting. It's an escape. It's an escape. It's an escape. It's an escape. It's an escape. Exactly what it is.
Starting point is 00:32:43 So don't write me and tell me I'm one of a jaina. I am for watching Marietta first. I fuck you. Go watch the XFL or whatever it is you're doing. So Michael and Michelle have been going along swimmingly for most of the time, right? We're about made way through the season. And Michael and Michelle are sitting on a beach in this last episode and they've had a lovely date and everything's going well.
Starting point is 00:32:59 But throughout the season, they have been sleeping in separate bedrooms inside of the apartment and he says it's because he wants to take it slow. And she says, I'm okay with that. But eventually, I'm going to need to get some a little further along the process. They're a little see the goods. Yeah. See the goods, right? I'm going to, I'm going to want to have some.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Try it. I want to see you down on the night. So Michael turns to Michelle. And he says the following, he says, I want you to know I would do anything for you love I just love you so much. I think you're just a wonderful human being, but I'm not attracted to you I have no attraction to you and I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do I've been trying I haven't said anything because I just hope that it would grow But it's not. And I'm wondering if there's a way we can get around this.
Starting point is 00:33:47 We can figure it out together. I'm not attracted to you. And she goes fucking apes shit, right? As anybody would, because if you're married to somebody and you've been spending seven weeks with them, five weeks with them, whatever it is, and you've been having this lovely time. And then all of a sudden they drop the bomb that they're not attracted to you. What do you do? I mean, how do you handle that? You're going to be offended. Of course, you're going to be, of course your feelings are going to be hurt, especially if you have feelings
Starting point is 00:34:11 for that person to hear that, especially if you're a woman. I think woman are a man. It's not, if love is not reciprocated, it hurts no matter what. When you're, you know, your first love and absolutely watching the girl walk around the hallways and high school and you think she's hot and everything and then you get a chance to be alone with her And she's like oh, yeah, you're a really nice friend of mine, right? And you're like oh my god friends And so you know, I'm just trying I would start a lonely fans page Try and spice things up. Rock, rock, rock, rock. You're gonna take a big night, the spark.
Starting point is 00:34:51 If anybody wants a lonely fans page to pay attention to, I've got one on discount that I can send to you. Five spots left. Only five spots left. Only five spots left. A 50% off my lonely fans page. But you can only see from the top down. To be quite frank, that's all I wanna see.
Starting point is 00:35:09 From the knees down is fine with me. I'll pay you to stop advertising on Facebook. So it brought up an interesting question in my head that I wanna ask you with a degree of seriousness. What have you ever been in a similar situation? What would you do? I have not been in that situation before. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:35:32 For me, I have been in that situation for feeling friends towards the guy. So you felt friends and they felt more than? Yes. Did you have to break into them and what were the words that you used? Yeah, I mean, it's tough. I'm sorry, you're ugly. No. No, I'm trying to be very cognizant of other people's feelings, but yeah, you just can't
Starting point is 00:35:55 have to slowly, slowly break away and just say it's not right. It's very polite. It's not you, it's me. I always made the mistake. This has happened a couple times for me, right? Now I have had a woman tell me, a woman or two tell me, you know, I think we're just better being friends, right? But I've also been in a few situations where I kind of drove past the starting line and
Starting point is 00:36:20 I probably shouldn't have gone that far and then I had to back the truck up, you know what I'm saying? One particular woman that I dated, I think you may or may not know her. One particular woman that I dated, we were friends, that's all, that's it. That's we were friends and everything was fine and wonderful and dandy,
Starting point is 00:36:34 and then you get a little drunk and you have a little fun and then you make a little love and then now it's Pandora's box, right? It's completely out in the open. So this girl and I were really friendly with each other. We hung out a lot and I really quite frankly enjoyed her company and then I let alcohol and just stupidity get the best of me one night,
Starting point is 00:36:57 two nights, maybe three nights. I let it get a little bit out of hand and we've made some love. And I don't even think it wasn't that I wasn't attracted to her. I think it's what happened during our love making sessions that actually turned me off completely. And it made me realize that we were just not going to be compatible long-term in any kind of relationship.
Starting point is 00:37:20 And I've probably had taken this too far. I should have stayed friends. And let me tell you what. And chemistry chemistry chemistry is a big part of it. It's a huge part of it. Yeah. It really is. If you're not swinging in the same direction, right? Then it's unlikely things are going to last long term. Unlike I say unlikely because I don't know. Maybe it is eventually you guys get on the same page. Let me explain what happened
Starting point is 00:37:43 in bed. It was a night we had been out drinking at the bar, and we came back to my apartment that I was living in at the time, and we were sitting there watching some television and drinking severe, and listening to some music, or whatever it is we were doing, and then her hand kind of went on my thigh, right? And the hand got a little fresh. Like, I mean hand kind of went on my thigh, right? And the hand got
Starting point is 00:38:05 a little fresh. Like, I mean, it could go on my hand. It could go on my thigh like a friend, but it got a little fresh. And I knew it was getting a little fresh. It lingered. It lingered, right? It lingered. And then it started moving. And then I was like, oh, you know, here we go, right? I knew this moment was going to come. And here it is. And what do I do? Unfortunately, for the situation, my brain was out the lunch because I had been drinking a whole shitload of blood like that day. So I just kind of rolled with it, right, from the hand, from on the thigh, in the pants, then we end up somehow making out and then we roll on into the bedroom and then they'll let the love-making commence.
Starting point is 00:38:45 And as the love-making commenced, this young lady jumped on top of me, right? And when she jumped on top of me, and this is really what I think really made the determination that I didn't find her as attractive as I thought I had found her 15 minutes earlier when she was putting her hand on my thigh. Let me tell you what happened.
Starting point is 00:39:06 She got into the heat of the moment and this happened. She started to gobble like a turkey. Oh, she was gobbling like a turkey. Oh, the guy was her love making pal. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. You made her gogg. You made her gobble. I didn't say girl.
Starting point is 00:39:36 I said, come on. It's primal, primal erotic gobble. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Oh! Pymal, primal erotic gobble. Urge, just a gobble. I mean, in her head was shaking violently back and forth as if a turkey.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I can't help it because I just got to see it clear as day. And this is what's happening to me now, what was happening to me in the moment, I don't know how to react, I think it's funny. Right. But it wasn't joke, it was actually she was cobbling. So I held myself together enough to, you know, perform the transaction and be done with it.
Starting point is 00:40:25 And then I managed to have a conversation with it the next day. Hey, that was really fun. I'm really, you know, I'm, yeah, wow. What a night. Yes. What a shit. Wow, what a night.
Starting point is 00:40:38 What a night. It was like a Thanksgiving. Who's a Thanksgiving? Instead of it reminded me of Christmas. It was like, remember. What a Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. I think I will bring the cranberry sauce. Right. And so I just had to tell our, I just had to say, let's sit, I don't think we can do this again because it's just not, you know, we should be friends.
Starting point is 00:41:20 That's it. We should be friends. Let's preserve the friendship. Let's preserve the friendship. Every once in a blue moon, things get out of control. And, you friends. Let's preserve the friendship. Let's preserve the friendship every once in a blue moon. Things get out of control. And I love you dearly. Let's continue to go.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Fast forward to about three weeks later. And a similar situation arises. And a similar result, which is, you know, and we're at my house, the music is on. We're hanging out. We're having fun. And then, you know, let the love making commence. What I had thought clearly was just like a total, clearly she couldn't make this noise every time she made love, right? This wasn't something that many guys over a period of time have endured and haven't said something, but holy, it happened a fucking game, you know? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go with a broken heart that I didn't find her attractive because I didn't find her attractive.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Right. Anymore. Yeah, I mean, listen, I know we were doing some stuff, but it wasn't Thanksgiving. It was a bad dad joke, but it wasn't Thanksgiving and it broke her heart. She never talked to me again, never talked to me again. It was like it didn't go well. Yeah. Yeah, that's a hard conversation to have.
Starting point is 00:42:48 That's very hard. Mine. My overarching question is, can you actually have a relationship with someone that you're not attracted to? Like a physical relationship, not a physical relationship, but like an intimate relationship with someone that you're not physically attracted to? I can't.
Starting point is 00:43:03 I can't. I couldn't, I couldn't. I couldn't do it. I mean, I just weathered by myself, clicking on some lonely fans' pages. And I was wearing myself that way. I guess I don't know. I was wearing yourself to the lonely fans. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:16 Something along those lines, then, being with somebody who you're just not attracted to. It's, yeah. It seems like that's a, it's, it makes life harder on its daily basis. It seems like it would. It's a miracle guilty. Yeah. Then you don't want to heart therapy.
Starting point is 00:43:34 I know. Then, yeah, it seems bad. So what do you think is going to happen with this show? I already know what happens with this show. And Michael. In the most riveting. And Michelle and Michael. In Michelle and Michael.
Starting point is 00:43:44 And what happens in the most riveting 15 minutes of reality show television I have watched probably in my lifetime and that's saying a lot because I watch the show now. Michael and Michelle get on to the couch during the commitment sermon. Of course, they save him for last and they spend the most amount of time on him. And Michael explains himself. He says, listen, I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but I couldn't go any further into this
Starting point is 00:44:09 without explaining to you how I was feeling. It wasn't betraying you by not telling you, I was hoping that it would happen. I was hoping that something would pop, right? I was hoping that that magic moment would come about and I'd make you gobble like a turkey. And he said that and he's and so how it goes is is that they each have a book and they can say stay or they can stay leave, right?
Starting point is 00:44:33 They both say leave the games over they and not game, but you know the marriage is over they they walk away. If one of them says stay and one of them says leave, they have to stay for another week and try and work it out. So it's kind of a fascinating part about this, the Australian version, but they don't have an American version. They don't have commitment ceremonies in the American version. People just go about living their married life and they break up, they break up.
Starting point is 00:44:58 So he says, I'm going to leave. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I'm sorry. I know you're really upset. You know, I'm going to make it easy for feelings. I'm sorry, I know you're really upset. You know, I'm gonna make it easy for you. I'm leaving, right? And she says, I'm gonna do the exact opposite of what I thought I should do
Starting point is 00:45:13 because my instinct hasn't been correct yet in my relationship life, right? I'm gonna stay. And so she's gonna stay. So now I don't know what happens after that because we haven't got the next episode, but that's what happened there. And it was absolutely fascinating.
Starting point is 00:45:28 The 15 minutes of them talking it out, and there's like therapists that are on the other side of the couch, and so they're all talking about it and trying to give some perspective and all this other stuff. What did the therapist say? The therapist kind of agreed with. They had to see to watch the show.
Starting point is 00:45:41 They kind of agreed with Michael. They said, hey listen, hey, listen, we understand you're hurt. Of course, anybody would be, but he's just doing the best he knows how to do. No, you're in front of cameras. You're trying to navigate this weird situation, all this other stuff.
Starting point is 00:45:55 You walk up to the altar and you find you're not attracted to your wife. What do you do? He stayed in the hopes that he could work it out. That didn't happen. He knew he had to be honest at some point. He chose this week to be honest with you. Would it have made any difference if he did it?
Starting point is 00:46:09 If he did it week one, you probably would be gone, right? So at least have some perspective that the reason why YouTube guys and girls are here is because Michael chose to stay and try and work it out, right? And so I think that that was a good perspective on it. And but I mean, still, I still know how they're gonna work it out. I mean, you know, what's gonna happen?
Starting point is 00:46:29 Is he gonna magically wake up and be attractive there? I need to watch it now. You need to watch the show. It's fucking fascinating. I mean, listen, it's really a trashy reality television show at the end of the day. But it's fascinating to watch two people who get married
Starting point is 00:46:41 that don't even fucking know each other. And then all of a sudden they gotta live together and they gotta go go on honeymoon together. And some of these people work out swimmingly, very few of them. But, you know, most of them end up having marriage strife right off the bat. I mean, they don't even leave the honeymoon before they're already in arguments.
Starting point is 00:46:55 If I had been on that show, I don't know why, but maybe this is my personality, I would have found a way not to be dramatic about it in the first week. I would have found a way to at least be cool with whoever showed up. I would have been cool with them for a week. I would have found a way to at least be cool with whoever showed up. I would have been cool with them for a week. I could figure it out, right?
Starting point is 00:47:08 Whether that be not talked to them or just keep my head on my shoulder, but some of these people are just popping off like day number one. It's really quite unbelievable actually. People are weird. You want to watch it now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Have you watched any of the Indian matchmaker? I haven't, but I'm gonna get on that next. I'm gonna do that next. It's fascinating as well. It's fascinating as well. That culture apparently still, you know, does do the arranged marriage. Arrange marriages, which they just call marriages and then there's love marriage, which is what the, what you kind of strive to do but, you know, if it doesn't happen for you, then the next thing you know, your parents are getting involved. Wait, so there's an arranged marriage and then there's a love marriage?
Starting point is 00:47:50 Yes. And what's a love marriage? What is that? Is that like a marriage agreement? That's where you just find on your own. Yeah. Okay. Let's find on your own.
Starting point is 00:47:58 So marriage, it's just called marriage. Yeah. That's an arranged marriage. Yeah. There, but also then there's a love marriage, which you're welcome to do too, but if you get to a certain age and you're not finding that low of your life, that's when the family is there. Very interesting.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Specifically, this Indian matchmaker as well, and the family's higher, this matchmaker, and it's really fascinating to do. I want to watch the show. I really do, because I think that it's a show that I would like because it's trashy. It's not manly at all and I'll probably just get that because that's how I am. And you know what I have no shame about my television taste. No. Fuck you if you think otherwise.
Starting point is 00:48:39 There's a reason why they're so popular. Yeah. Someone, I don't even say this. I'm not even going to say it, I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna go to- What are you showing me on your phone? I'm showing you you on my phone. I'm taking a video of us
Starting point is 00:48:50 because our social media manager, our social media manager has decided that we need to do more social media that doesn't include just a cartoon that says, listen, this week. So I'm trying to like, you know, I'm trying to get the show off, get some, oh, cheers, cheers, here's to you
Starting point is 00:49:05 I'm drinking my sleepy time tea, getting ready to go to sleep as soon as the show is over. What time is it? Yep, it's 430. Yeah, it was 430. It's not time for me to go to sleep. I want to say this. We talked about Dean Bodie last week, the guy got a hold of the show, the commercial break, the one that we did, and he left us, he was so fucking nice, this guy is so nice, I got to say to, listen, I love you, Dean, I really, really do, I know that my show's not everybody's cup of tea, your show's not gonna be everybody's cup of tea, we're both just getting started having successes in our own ways. I really do wish you the best, but Dean was just so nice.
Starting point is 00:49:48 He got a hold of the show and listened to what he had to say. You ready? Yes. Run, don't walk. Just like I want you to run, don't walk over to the commercial break podcast. So he says run, don't walk. So he does two shows.
Starting point is 00:50:02 He does like a pre-show and then he does an actual show, right? Every single day he's doing this. Like, single day, I know, it's so much work. Like, so much work goes into just one of his podcasts. He's probably got more time on his hands than you do. Yeah, that's all. Yeah. Well, we just have to take care of Odie,
Starting point is 00:50:17 who's apparently 27 years old. So. But then he says the following, which to me is one of the greatest compliments anybody could give us, and I'm gonna take it ready the Commercial break-pock I says got this Howard Stern Robin vibe to it except better and These two at the commercial break bring it and let me tell you a Chris's voice is way better than Robbins Wow look at that
Starting point is 00:50:41 He goes on to give me a nice compliment and say that I'm very funny and intelligent Thank you Dean. I appreciate both of those compliments even though they are clearly not true Dean Bodyshow We like the rough edges over here Dean Bodys. Yeah She's best dog in the world She's best dog in the world. Yeah. DeanVote.com. DeanVote.com.
Starting point is 00:51:06 There's your plug for you, Dean. Wow, where did an hour go? I don't even know where an hour went. We're sitting here talking and I haven't gotten half the stuff that I would like. I want to talk to you. This is what we do. It's us just having a conversation.
Starting point is 00:51:19 I know, it's you two best friends. It's best friends taking on the world. And all over the world, we are. So I want to say thank you to everybody that's listened all across the world. I friends taken on the world. And all over the world we are. So I want to say thank you to everybody that's listened all across the world. I know we joke about, I have a little few fans we have and all this other stuff. And we'd like to be a little self-effacing.
Starting point is 00:51:33 But the truth is, a lot of people listen and they listen all across the world. And we couldn't be more grateful to everybody that has listened. So thank you very much. I want to say that first. Yep. Go ahead and join the break room.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Go to TCBpodcast.com. Or you can join the break room. Go to TCBpodcast.com. Or you can join the break room every month. We are going to give you a, by the way, the break room is 100% free. Make no mistake about it. You don't have to pay a thing for it. Every week you'll get a newsletter with some behind the scenes content.
Starting point is 00:51:56 You'll get an update as to what and Chrissy and I are doing in our personal lives. And then also you're going to get a free hour of content. So to essentially be a commercial break show may not be as as formal but it'll be outtakes and stuff like that from episodes that we've done or episodes or parts of the episodes that we haven't run. So I think that's interesting to everybody. We'll do that once a month for now, maybe in the future we'll do it twice. A bloopers role. This whole show is a fucking bloopers reel. Let's be a little out of it. go as a fucking blupper, let's be a little out there. I mean, honestly, it's really crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Let me tell you this too, I've got a couple, we have got a couple, a very interesting episode that's coming up, Chrissy Houdley. Let me explain. I have, I thought we found the creepiest dating, quote unquote, coach in the world, in our crackhead Casanova episode, episode number six, which you can go back and listen to. I honestly thought we had found the creepiest guy in the world and he didn't even speak,
Starting point is 00:52:49 I mean, barely spoke the English language. He's like speaking some alien language I didn't know, but I have managed to find someone even fucking creepier than him and, holy, I mean, creepier by a tenfold. I mean, this guy is like an outer fucking space and he has the girls that he is dating or the girls that he is hitting on are in his videos. So he, I don't know if he drugs them and brings them along or what he does. But so not only is it him giving dating advice, but he's giving the dating advice in front of the girls that he's wooing. And he's in Kenya. He's a white man in Kenya giving dating advice. It's just the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:53:27 In addition to that, the preachers are up to what they continue to be up to and I've got plenty of clips from that. I found, I think you and I are probably gonna, our last episode is gonna be very shortly here and I'll explain why. It's because I found a podcast that is also on the charts. You know, we show up on the charts, seems like every week somewhere or the other, we're showing up on the charts. You know, we show up on the charts, seems like every week, somewhere or the other,
Starting point is 00:53:45 we're showing up on the charts. I, so just to be, just because I'm interested, I look and see who's above us and who's below us, a couple of spots. And I found someone else that's on the charts. They haven't done an episode in four months, six months, they haven't done an episode. The podcast is called Fuck Tard Nation.
Starting point is 00:54:02 And all they do is say the word Fuck Tard about 370 times in episode. Listen, it might be somebody's cup of tea, but hold the egg. I'm gonna stop doing the podcast because I'm fear that if this is what we sound like, then we might as well just stop doing the podcast altogether. It's unbelievable this podcast.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I wanna play clips from this show. Maybe we'll do that next week. And I promise to get to some Harry Boot comments, right? We promise to do some stuff about the Haribu That's right sugar free stuff. I wanted to get some Haribu actual sugar free gummies and try it out for myself See if I had some any kind of stomach I couldn't find any they're all out like apparently people are buying them so they can do their own experiments So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna tread over old ground But we do address it in the newsletter which will be coming out in just another day or two that's the break room go to tcbpodcast.com and join the break room. I want to
Starting point is 00:54:54 thank my good friend Chrissy Holi for coming on board joining me for another episode. No thank you Brian I always enjoy it. Do you really always enjoy it? I do. I have my wine, I have my glass of wine, and we just sit here and shoot some shit, like two fucktards. Two fucktards. Let me tell you something about another fucktard, fucktard this, and fucktard that, and fucktard.
Starting point is 00:55:16 And they live in Kentucky, and all they do is talk about like bad traffic on Kentucky highways, and they're on the fucking charts. Fucktards. We have to beat them. We do beat them by one spot, Chris. Okay. That's totally...
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