The Commercial Break - I See Nana!

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

Should we maybe not disturb Nana's eternal rest? Eh, who cares, we're GHOST HUNTIN'! Bryan & Krissy dive into aliens, conspiracy theories, and, of course, ghost hunters on this episode of TCB. The Y Files  We believe in aliens, but we don’t believe the kooks we watch The Wackadoo Network Whistleblowers Oliver Stone & his delusions Bryan’s conspiracy theories The lady who woke up…in her casket Sensory deprivation tanks Ghost Hunters!!! Bryan gets beep happy (apologies from audio producer Christina) It's Great Nana! Nay, Rocket Great Nana The blue bob of Great Nana Hey ghost, guess my age! CC for the smoke detector BILLY THE CAMERAMAN LIVES LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Holy shit, it's quite a selection. White wakes me up. Blue calms me down. Orange keeps the demons from dancing all around. Um, this blue one is so I don't get bloating and gas, and I don't shit my pants. Oh, no. Oh, no.

How do I get me some of that? You just call the lady and say, I'm thinking about harming myself and others. You have to say, and not more. Oh, you said, and the other. That's it, it's the end of it. On this episode of the commercial break, where could it possibly be a blob of coal

there coming from the air conditioning unit? I mean, come on, guys. It doesn't look anything like anything. It's a blue blob on a screen. And now you're projecting great Nana against the wall. I see her. I see Nana. The next episode of the commercial break starts now

Yeah, guys, I'm getting welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green This is my dear friend and beautiful co-host Chris enjoy holdlay best to you, Chrissy I'm bestie Ryan best you out there in the podcast universe You get a universe and you get a universe and you get a universe We're in the multiverse. We're in the multiverse. I gotta give a shout out to my favorite YouTube channel right now, The Y Files. Hosted by this guy, AJ Gentile, and I'm not gonna claim to know a lot about the guy because I just literally looked up as LinkedIn two seconds ago. And his fish, his talking goldfish, pecklefish. Don't let me, don't let, don't get distracted.

Yeah, don't get distracted by the minutia of his channel. Just go watch it, the Wifiels. I highly recommend that you go watch it. Because I think that this channel has a, there's certainly more, he's certainly more fact focused than we are. But it's funny because he's talking to a fucking fish called hecklefish and the fish is really funny.

I don't know who plays the fish in the show, but it's really fucking funny. Don't replace me with a fish. I'm not gonna, I could, and AI fish. And we'll get into AI. I'm about to tear AI apart here in a second. I think I'm really getting to the bottom of AI. Oh good.

And I'm learning that it's all horse shit. It's a buzz word meant to send investment dollars into these tech companies, but we're nowhere close to sentient beings. And I'll explain that in a different episode. But age age, entire, and this YouTube channel, the Wifiels, is a pragmatic look at the rabbit hole. He takes some of the most outlandish and insane claims

that we've ever heard. All of these kind of urban myths and legends and CIA is covering up this and no one landed on the moon. And this guy got way abducted by an alien. And you know, there's a hole in the middle. Oh, it's living in an island. Yeah, all of it. Right.

There's a hole in the middle of Texas where you jump in and you end up in another universe. It's all there. There was a hole in the middle of Texas where you jump in and you end up in another universe. It's all there. There was a famous radio show that was on Still on I think but was on for a long time called Coast to Coast. Do you remember coast to coast? I think so. We actually carried it on one of the radio stations that we were on it played midnight to 4 a.m And it was all about the

Weird world that you all the strange people who are in their basements with tinfoil hats thinking all these things and reading about this and investigating that. It was all about that. It gave them a platform to, it was essentially a community of people who kind of talked about this in a serious way.

Like let's get to the bottom and see if there's actually anything to all of these wild and wacky claims that so many people are believing it and so many people are making. The Y-files takes that a step further. He puts it in visual format. So now we can see any compelling evidence or we can hear about any compelling evidence. Nice.

But at the end of the day, AJ is an extraordinary pragmatist, just like Brian. Just like you. A pragmatic pragmatist. And so what AJ will do is it's he'll spin a yarn. He'll start, he'll start an episode and he'll go. In 1967, the CIA secretly covered up a UFO landing that killed hundreds of people in the middle of downtown Los Angeles.

And then he'll go and he'll tell the story as if we believed it already. Right. And then at the end, he'll go, it's an interesting story, but is it true, right? And then he goes and debunks 99% of these wild claims in a way that leaves room for interpretation. Like he's not knocking people down for believing it.

He's saying it is believable if you were to look at it this way, but if you dig into it a little further, maybe it's not so believable. So I've been watching this channel obsessively in the shower. In the shower. In the shower at night.

That's where you watch. It's adding an extra 15 minutes to my shower that's already 45 minutes long. Most of the videos are like 20 to 40 minutes long, but I swear to God, I get engrossed in these videos because I believe the first part of it. I'm like, oh yeah, I really want there to be a whole in Texas where we can jump into the men of earth. I'm like, oh, yeah, I really want there to be a whole in Texas where we can jump into the metaverse.

But it's not true, right? And AJ does such a great job of first of all telling a story and second of all being a pragmatist at the end of it. I just love the way he approaches this. I always loved coast to coast, but I always felt at the end of the day, like why exactly are people believing in this? Like it still sounds like hort shit to me.

AJ debunks it, he takes the time to research it. It's really, really good. And it's funny because there's a hecklefish in there too that heckles AJ, right? Hence the name hecklefish. Yes. And they bring all this up to say, first of all, go watch his channel.

I love AJ, I'm giving him, there's a very good possibility that listeners of the commercial break are going to like AJ a lot better than they like the commercial break. And I'm taking that chance. So AJ, if you if you end up making money off these listeners, please share with us because we haven't. Cause we haven't so far. You figure out how to monetize them. And God bless you, child. But the other the other reason why I bring this up is to preface this most recent topic that

he brought up that we've all been reading about in the news. I'm sure you've heard about it. This senior intelligence official who has now filed a, what they call a whistle blower complaint with the Postmaster General of the DOD Department of Defense because he says that the government and a couple of these very specialized units that are highly classified only need to know, meaning maybe only 10 people in the world, know about what their mission is, know exactly what's going on, and even the most like the highest security clearances can't get into these little fiefdoms because it's only on a need to know basis. So, and locked in people's bathrooms. And locked in people's bathrooms and

on stages of, you know, wedding facilities. Exactly. But they, there are so many of these compartmentalized intelligence units that are out there investigating certain things. And they're not all hanky, danky, you know, wild theories and crackpot chit. Some of them are actually trying to get to the bottom of some of these what they now called UAPs, unidentified aerial phenomenon or unidentified aerial phantoms. I don't know what the fuck they called it. I don't know why we're getting into. Just call it what it is.

It's a UFO. It's always been a UFO. It would always be a UFO. So let me explain because I first of all, I want to share with the audience, even though we have done a lot of alien content on this channel, all of it has been extraordinarily wacky. It's clear that anybody that we've talked about that has had experiences with aliens, right, alien themselves, because they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. One guy fathered 3,500 alien babies and was whacking off on a tree and then they took his sperm

and all of a sudden he's got baby, I don't know what the fuck was going on with that guy. The wackin tree, go down on the wackin tree. Yeah! That was originated from one of our mountain months, but then this guy. Remember, he was out at the tree and then he saw Lady and she was beautiful. He never got a picture of her. Never got a picture.

Like all these years, 78 years of visiting the aliens and fathering children up there. And he's got 3,500 alien babies, not one photograph. If you, I went to my therapist today and my therapist asked me, oh, do you have a photo of this person, my brother? Because I was talking about my brother. Do you have a photo of your brother? I just wanna put it face to a name. I had to scroll through 36,000 pictures of my children

to get to one photograph of my twin brother, my twin brother. And this guy didn't have one photograph of any of the 3500 kids that he had. Now they happen to be alien babies, but okay, whatever. Everybody that we've reviewed on this channel is obviously in another universe and I don't mean actually in another universe. They're in their heads emotionally, mentally, they're in another one. But I firmly believe that we cannot possibly be the only life form in the entire team of the universe. I agree.

It just happens to be my own personal belief. But now I also have never seen anything that says to me clearly that we've been visited by aliens. So while I believe there are aliens, I have never firmly believed that they're here on earth. Number one, I don't care. I don't wanna be that interested in the alien domination of the human race.

Number two, I've never seen any conclusive evidence that tells me that that is actually happened. And number three, men in black is not a documentary. Okay, I'm just sharing that with some of my friends who happen to think it is. If some people are aliens, that would explain a couple things to me. Though, yeah, like the party in the woods. Yeah.

I agree with you, a thousand person. But before I lose all of my Facebook friends, I'll move on. The guy with the guy with the the Charleston tour. Yeah, he's going to the same open mic night twice in a week. He's no longer my friend on Facebook. Oh, he did. Oh, my God. No, I don't think he heard. I think he wrote that he was going through this, you know, spiritual awakening. And he's going to cleanse out anybody who didn't communicate with him in the last three months. Well, I didn't communicate with him on his Facebook, but if you would only listen to the show then he would know that I'm communicating with him. I'm still rooting for you, bro. Even though I'm not Facebook friends, still rooting for your 48-year-old

Astic to get that, you know, absolutely. That rocket ship to the moon and become the kidney chisney of Absolutely. That rocket ship to the moon and become the Kenny Chisney of bad Southern rocket guitar players. Okay, so this latest episode, he touches on this guy, David Grouch, Grouch, Grouch, whatever his name is. This whistle blower. Now, why is this guy,

and this is what is starting to make me believe that there may be aliens, we may have contacted them, and we may have a better understanding of what's going on. Let me explain a little bit why. Most Wacadus who see aliens, they report it to their, you know, their local other Wacadus. Like the Wacadus report to the Wacadus

and the Wacadus report back to the Wacadus about what Wacadus. Chamber of Wacadus. Chamber of Wacadus are reporting to each other. It's a big, it's a big like. That work. It's a big, I don't wanna say this painfully or mean, but this is kind of how I mean it is a little bit mean,

is that it's a big sincerity suck. When you report to the other Wacadus, what else are you supposed to do? There's gotta be somebody that is credible enough and has evidence and has seen it themselves and they go through the channels that you would otherwise understand as credible channels. Scientific proof.

I was there, I saw it, there's evidence, I may not be able to show it to you, but there is evidence and I'm sharing it with you. This, now wait, let me explain. Yeah, just believe me. I can't show it to you. Believe me. But there's evidence.

This guy was a high level national intelligence officer who became the liaison between something called the NRO and the UAP team or the UF-O team. So in other words, he was a guy who was liaising between those two organizations to try and make sure they were all on the same. He was a liaison, not a lesbian, I am. But a liaison. A liaison.

He was a liaison. So he. It sounds fun to be a liaison. It does sound fun to be a liaison, doesn't it? What do you do? I'm a liaison. For who? They can't tell you that. It's fun to be a liaison. It does sound fun to be a liaison, doesn't it? What do you do? I'm a liaison. For who? They can't tell you that. It's highly classified.

I'm a liaison between the lack of dudes and the commercial break, and the other lack of dudes at commercial. You're doing it without a mullington brother. I'm just liaison. Yeah, co-host and liaison. But you gotta put some little French like, they are so.

Exactly, good. Yeah yeah, the accent mark. I'll just start going to the podcast conferences. I'm a liaison between all you people not making money. To us people not making money and you people who have it. That's what I am. I'm a liaison. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I get the money. This guy, David, he says that the aliens are here. He says that the government has not only recovered crafts,

ships, aircraft that are of foreign, non-earth-like, made of non-earth-like materials and technology, but there are also bodies. There are pilots of those ships that have been recovered. He says that some people approached him and they said, But there are also bodies. There are pilots of those ships that have been recovered. He says that some people approached him and they said, we don't like the way that this is being hidden, not necessarily from the public, but hidden from the other channels and chains of communication. Because this could present a real threat.

It could present an opportunity. It could present something, but we don't like the way that we're having to sneak around and not tell anybody this. So then David gets involved and he says he took it to senators and then after those meetings with those senators, high level senators inside the intelligence oversight, he went to those senators, then those senators started a with the DOD, the Department of Defense, started an active campaign of retribution against him. So here's where I think this gets really interesting and why I'm starting to believe this particular story because he files a whistleblower complaint, which is a law that says that if you see that something is going wrong, someone's breaking the law acting fraudulently hurting other people something that's against the general spirit of the

constitution and your sworn duty then you can file a whistleblower complaint and there will be no retribution there should be no bett retribution this is a law in corporate America it's a law in the government in the united states he files this whistleblower complaint he doesn't go straight to the media and say i saw saw aliens, da da da da da da. He doesn't go, I saw aliens and they had big green eyes and I got, I fathered some alien children. He goes to an attorney, he writes up a actual whistleblower complaint and he sends it to the Inspector General

who is overseeing his particular department. Inspector General being the guy who is supposed to make sure that the inner TikTok of these organizations is working. So there's lots of Inspector Generals in the government overseeing different parts. They're like the internal traffic cop, right? They're supposed to play this. But here is the craziest part. Guess which attorney he hired, and guess which attorney walked that whistle a blower complaint into that office of the Inspector General? Hmm.

I have no idea. The very first Inspector General overseeing these particular departments, the very first man that was ever hired to be the traffic cop. Oh. So that is like- Lend some credibility.

It lends an incredible amount of credibility and the guy is not going off half-cock telling everybody what he saw, showing pictures, presenting the evidence, he's not breaking the law. He's saying, I know something's going on here. I know that I'm being- Shun up. Yeah.

And so I'm gonna go find the most credible attorney regarding these particular matters. And I'm going to tell him my story. And if he believes me, we're going to walk in together and we're going to file this report, lending a whole shitload of credibility to what's going on here. Because you think the inspector general is going to go, wait, you fathered 3,500 alien babies and now you want me to walk a report in there telling you that? the inspector general is gonna go, wait, you fathered 3,500 alien babies and now you want me to walk a report in there telling you that? I don't think so, sir.

Yeah. But if he says, here are the facts, sir, just as I see them. This is what I experienced. Then this former inspector general goes, I know you're telling the truth. And that's exactly what some generals, colonels, high levels in the intelligence officers, intelligence officers are now saying about this guy, David.

They're saying, I can't share any information regarding what he's talking about, what he has shared so far, which is we have craft, we've gotten them, it's an arms race, countries all around the world are teaming up or against each other to get a hold of this technology, but I will tell you this, David is right. He was in this position. He was, he was a liaison

and what he's saying is not untrue. I can't tell you whether or not it is true, but I can tell you it's not untrue. It wasn't the opposite of untrue true. Chrissy, let's not get into semantics here on the show. Because the truth, as we have learned over the last seven years, is highly subjectum. That is true. That is true. That is not untrue, Chrissy.

That is not untrue. But I will tell you right now. It's very interesting. That this captivates the, this tickles the very inside of my Abdullah Amblagada because if this guy, if what he's saying is true, and let's take it a face value that it is, and now he's got a team of people

that are lining up behind him saying, it's not untrue, and we're willing to go to bat for him. I think we might be on the verge of understanding some of what the government has known for possibly years. I cannot believe the government would keep secrets. Chrissy, it doesn't happen. It goes against every fiber of my being to think this, but I do think the government may

be lying to us. Wow. And I don't know what we can do about it. We need to get Oliver Stone on this. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B of things I think they're on showtime, maybe, of all of the things that had been covered up and lied about by the government over the past like 50 years. Yeah, I mean, he did it like all around the world, like Mussolini, Hitler, all this other stuff.

He, that was a good show. It was a good show. But I don't think it was groundbreaking in any way. I don't think he was telling us anything we probably didn't already know. And I love Oliver Stone. Everything except that damn on any given Sunday that stupid movie. I love all Stone. Everything except that damn on any given Sunday, that stupid movie.

I love all his other movies. The Doors is one of my favorite movies of all time. And I don't know why, because quite frankly, it's terrible. But I just love it. I read his autobiography. Did you? Yeah. What is his problem?

Where did he go wrong? I love Born on the Fourth of July. I love all of it. All of it. I love JFK, even though that's kind of out there movie. I love that movie. Anytime an Oliver Stone movie comes on, I take the time to watch it,

unless it's on any given Sunday, which is a terrible movie. But besides that, I will watch Oliver Stone's films, but I do think Oliver Stone can be a bit delusional. I'm just showing you. You gotta start somewhere. You do have to start somewhere. It's like that other guy who makes all those documentaries, bowling for Colin Bein and all that other

stuff. What's his name? Ken Burns. Ken Burns. Ken Burns. I love Ken Burns. Ken Burns is the most respected documentary in ever. You want to know why? Let's get Ken Burns. He stays away from all the trash. He's like, I'm going to do something on the Civil War. I'm going to do something on the Vietnam War. History of jazz. Yeah, the's like, I'm gonna do something on the Civil War. I'm gonna do something on the Vietnam War. History of jazz. Yeah, the history of jazz. I'm gonna do something on, I'm gonna do a 35 part series on national parks and billions of people tune in

to watch, you know, 15 minutes of. They're so good. Yeah, talking about how Yellowstone got its, you know, I don't know, the Redwood trees or whatever. And they're so fucking good. He's so good at what he does. Now I'm talking about that other guy. You know that's, he's like a super liberal.

Yeah, what's his name? The guy who did bowling for Colin Bine, me and me and GE. Marley? Jack and me, Mack and me. Jack and Mack and me. No. No, I can't remember his name, but you'll remember it.

I'll remember it five minutes from now. That guy, that's what we gotta get on it. Man, I'm thirsty. I just talked for 10 minutes without a breath. Yeah, but sometimes when people, well, how do we know how this is gonna go? Like, is it in the process of happening right now? It's in the process.

And the Inspector General has now said, I do believe there is credible evidence that a campaign of retribution has been initiated against this guy, David Grouch. And that kinda says to me everything I need to know too. Like, if the inspector general, if the inspector general just thought this was a bunch of trash and another person trying to profit off of the UFO bullshit,

he wouldn't take it up, he'd shut it down right away. He said, get out of here, go talk to the other wackadoos and the UFO club down the street. But then now it's making me think about all those wackadoos with the UFO clubs. Yeah, but there's something there's... I do think there's a few people who probably... Maybe a grain of salt of sand and that.

I think 99% of all, and I have trolled so much content about UFOs and, you know, visiting aliens and all, I have watched so much content on this. You wouldn't believe how filled my brain is with these people and these stories. And I would say the 99% of it seems to me to be pretty explainable, like you can explain it away, or it's so very unbelievable that I have a hard time wrapping my head around it. But then there's like 1% of some of these stories,

like this particular story, where I go, hmm, interesting, could be true. And you think about it, it's our aliens and they're visiting and they have this super duper technology. First of all, why did they crash? Right. If it was technology is so awesome. But we would want it.

But we would want it. And so would everybody else, China, Russia, Cuba. Well, I mean, is this just a specific to the US or no, this has happened around the world. Well, if it's happened here. This is just a specific to the US or no, this has happened around the world. What? If it's happened here. Some people, if there's a huge report that this guy, David, or the huge story that was done by two reporters on this David guy and he spoke with them for this. It's a lot of technical jargon in there.

And he doesn't give away, he doesn't give away super specifics because he is still in the intelligence community. So he can't, he doesn't want to go to jail. But this report is so very thorough and it's not an easy read, it's very difficult to read actually because there's a lot of references to governmental organizations and how they work together. But one of the conclusions in this story, in this like 15 page story, is that governments around the world,

the United States and other friendly allies have been working together. So if an alien, if some guys, fathering alien babies down in Brazil, and the Brazilian government fans out about it, they send in the Americans who might have some more knowledge about this because because we're kind of the experts of the leaders on this right they send them in to collect the guy and his alien sperm and bring him back to the United States for further testing wow so yeah i'm just in and then there are governments that are not friendly they That's not a good one. That's what they have as far as me think. I think it's likely that they have a body

and that they've opened up that body and that they, there's something going on with, they know what's going on with that body. Like, I don't know, retractable penises. Think about evolution, one million years from now. Retractable penises, sperm that flies and talks. I mean, there could be all kind of things that are going on with alien bodies

that we just don't know. Wouldn't it be fascinating to see like a Like at autopsy of an alien hell yeah, yeah You remember like 10 years ago when the internet first came around and 10 years ago like 30 years ago in the internet first camera When YouTube first came around and there was that highly convincing video that someone put out of the alien autopsy Yes that highly convincing video that someone put out of the alien autopsy? Yes. Man, I watched it and I was like, oh my God, they got it, we got it, it's all, it's their hair, they're coming for us.

And then it was some guys, some special effects makeup guys who had worked on water world with Kevin Costner, some shit like that. Speaking of autopsy, did you see the lady woke up from the casket? Did you see that in Brazil? Oh, yes, this is like a couple of weeks ago. Yes.

Yes. No, that's like, did more nightmare, right? It's horrible. Oh, God. So you've probably heard this story, but in case you haven't, because we're recording a couple of weeks ahead of time, there was a lady, she was pronounced dead,

and in the traditions and customs of that particular village or religion or whatever, they quickly wanted to put her in the ground. So hours later, they're holding awake for her, and she's in the casket, when all of the sudden, people start hearing scratching on the inside of the door, and they're all freaking out. She's. And one of the people opens And they're all freaking out. Geez.

And one of the people opens up the casket and the lady is, the old lady is like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! That being buried alive, I mean, they make horror movies. There are cases of people being buried alive.

There are cases of people being buried alive. There are rituals where people get buried alive, like spiritual rituals. These new age shit heads. Oh, that's right, I think. Yeah, I guess so. I saw one, I saw some guy on the internet, this is a month, a month ago,

I saw some guy on the internet was just gotten back from a grave ritual. And I was like, it's a grave ritual, let me look into that. Like I got lower down into a grave. Barried, he had a tube for air, right? And then they said, we'll be back in 20 hours. No, thank you. Fuck that. No. I once I went to an acylation tank. I was going to say you could just go to the sensory deprivation.

Yeah, I couldn't only handle it for an hour. I was done. I was done. I was out. You start to trip balls. And when you start to trip balls, you start to think that no one's coming back. You know what I'm saying? Like, am I really dead? Or what's going on? It really fucks with your brain. Century, sensory deprivation really fucks with your head. I want to try it. You want to try it? Should we do it? We should do it. And then we should ask if we can do it. Have a microphone in there. Yes. But the one that I went to was the water one. Right. Where it's like, it's very salty water. So you float to the top of it. Japs done it. But then they close this little door. And then it's completely, it's very salty water, so you float to the top of it. Jeff's done it.

But then they close this little door, and then it's completely black. There is absolutely no sound. It's nothing. I think some of them you can have sound, though. I don't know. I don't know if, well, that's not sensory deprivation. Yeah.

And it's just a widespread concert when you're really drunk. Yeah. And you're just in a concert when you're really drunk. Then you're just in a fish parking lot taking an app. Yeah. Hot to. And it's just a hot top party at that point without any other people. I would totally do it again. If it was for comedy purposes, yeah, we should do it. They have them here.

There's one doubt in that. Oh, yeah, they have ton of them. Yeah, yeah. They've got five or six of them. You could, in what I would suggest is that we make an arrangement with the people ahead of time and say, can we have a microphone inside of the thing? And then we'll just talk it out as we go. How does that work with the water, though? What do you mean with the water? Well, because we're going to be in water. Oh, no, I'm saying put the microphone in the room. Oh, okay. We might have to go to it. And like, describe what we're thinking and feeling. Okay. I like it. Unless you

want to do the grave thing. And then I can put a camera in there. Speaking of graves, everything goes to the grave. That's right. That's it. I was talking to the Tina because she's, you know, she works for us. I was talking to Tina. And she was in the studio and I was like, and she was like, all the famous notebook. And I said, yeah, we're good ideas, go to die. Exactly. She was like, I'm gonna get you guys on some of these things. I'm like, good luck to you. Yeah.

We do have good ideas in here, but then as soon as we stop recording, we're both like, pow. Yeah, we go this up our ways. Yeah. I didn't take it home with me. The commercial break is a very compartmentalized thing. So microphones turn on, and then the microphones turn off. Anything that happens off the microphone,

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on the travel channel or whatever whatever discovery minus plus max max max max tlc whatever is on uh... so we've certainly had our fun with these guys before. We need to check in. They're back, they're hunting ghosts, so I guess that's way to explain. I don't know what these guys are doing. With their fake equipment, with their made up equipment,

cell phones attached to disco lights. Buh, do, do, do, do. Oh, we're getting an anomaly in the left field. Oh, no, this is my mom texting. Here we go. Ghost hunters, back again. Together, we hear a smoke. Oh, no, let me turn it again.

Just as I am piecing this together, we hear a smoke detector start beeping in the room next to us. We are not aware of that. We're all in that area. Yeah. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that.

I hate that. Be big too. I one time. You're like, and then you're like, I know. You know, I was in a hotel one night. It's like torture.

And the fire alarm went off. You know, it was like, beep, beep, beep, beep. And you know, we are so trained in the United States to think everything is all good at all times. Like somebody else is gonna take care of it. Then I didn't even get out of bed. I was like, ah, whatever. I did the same.

I'm on the 38th floor of this building. Ah, no action needed right now. I'll wait until I see the firetorks pull up or somebody screams at me that we're all gonna die. Then I'll go. But it turned off quickly and then like, you know, like an automated ring,

you know, the alarm system has been gone off, but there's no need to worry whatever. But then for the rest of the night, every, I don't even think there was a pattern to it. I think it was like 30, 60, 90. 30, 60, 90. It's so, yeah, give me one thing if it was beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. But no, it's just a beep.

And then, yeah. You wait. You're so right about this. beep. Ha, ha, ha, ha. beep. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. beep.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I know. It's the worst. beep. Ha, ha, ha. it's like So I called on stairs and I'm like hey I don't mean to I don't mean to bother Can you hear? Hello? That's my phone my fire Oh, sorry, sir, I'll get to it in the morning. Oh, okay, do you have another room you can put me in?

It's the whole... Free breakfast. Thank you. Did you like the make sure to help? I do. Sir, if you could just give me your get the whole hotel for free. First class. We've got a cruise ship.

What? Ah! What? Ah! Oh my god, our cracker sells up. Who knew that button was gonna come at me so much fun? Okay. Be a spirit manipulating the device. Can you give us another message on this device?

And tell us who you are, how did you die? What is that device? Like you said, it's a... Smoke detector beeping. It does not detect your attacks to a tripod, it does to a cellphone. This is a cell phone. Can you give me a word on this device? Who's texting him?

That's God, I've got your out. It's right here. That's got us here out, right here. Great Nana! Get back! Whoa! Great Nana! Nana's a Samford ball. Wait.

Great Nana. Great Nana. Rocket, great Nana. What you're not seeing is he's got a device that looks awful like an iPhone in his hand. And he's claiming that the ghosts are writing things on this cell phone that he's got. And the writing that they're showing on the screen right now. But he's got the dictionary app pulled up.

I know, what is just a blackberry from 1987? Yeah, it is. It's a kick. What were those? The Kiyosawi kick, Kawasaki kick or whatever it was? Team oval kick, side kick. The side kick. So he's got the side kick out and he's claiming that though the ghost is writing things on it.

And it says, rocket, great, Nana, three words. Okay. Okay, I know it was your grandma could ride a car Don't you say without saying I'm just rocking great, man, your grandma is clapping back Her great For Grav- Grav- Grav- Dorothy heard the voice. She said it sounded more like her mother. Yeah, which would be Sandra's great Nana, right? Boy, we're all yelling with match songs. I'm assuming this is pandemic error or filming.

Just as we receive this message, great Nana. We make one of our best thermal captures to date. A very cold, unexplained figure seems to walk by in front of the thermal camera from right to left. This blue figure. Let's meet guys, I am freezing cold. I mean it is cold, there's a witcher tin outside. Anybody need me Mountain Dew?

I got a whole six pack. No, alright. You wanna get out of the camera away? No, stay. Yeah. Okay, what's the next test, Mrs. I'm supposed to write? That was rocket, great. Man, a dick big wife. What am I supposed to be doing here? Three totally random words. All right. Okay. Nipple, clitoris, undercarriage. Hahaha. Your contains no heat whatsoever. Here is a split screen of the unknown figure compared to one of us showing the difference between the heat of the living and the cold of the dead.

This is also not the ovulose device that I'm holding in my hand. It's not the ovulating device, what did he say? There's an ovulating device. You're trying to figure out when ghosts are ovulating. Is it even oculus? Yeah, an oculus. Another great gimmick in great gimmicks in human history. The oculus. These are one of the camera. Here's a split screen comparison to rule this out as well. Could this possibly be an old woman with her head slouched down? And is it the owner's great Nana? Or could it possibly be a blob of cold air coming from the air conditioning unit? I mean come on guys. It doesn't look anything

like anything. It's a blue blob on a screen. And now you're projecting great Nana against the wall. I see her. I see Nana. Nana. Anyway, the calls are grandma Nana. Do you call your grandma Nana? I have a Nana. Do you have a Nana?

She's British though. I think it's British. Oh yeah. Nana is okay if you're British. Yeah, but if you're American, my mom wants to be called Kiki. And I'm like, what the fuck does that have to Kiki? Kiki? Yeah.

Where did you get that from? Is that, like, who's that musician in the 80s, Kiki? She was, she's Shaka Khan or something? Shaka Khan and Kiki? I don't know. I don't know. Already know that the owner's mother Dorothy, who earlier gave us incredible evidence

during our interviews the owner's mother Dorothy, who earlier gave us incredible evidence during our interviews, and Dorothy's mother are both here in full-spirit forms. And your little dog, too! Could this be the owner's great Nana completing a fourth generation of matriarchal hauntings? I think you're out of my totally... Every Nana before, haunted? Yeah, there's four generations of haunting Nana's. They all ran out of batteries. Every nano before haunted. Yeah, there's four generations of haunting nanas. F***.

They all ran out of batteries. They're all communicating through the ovulating device. That's right. I'm ovulating. Yeah, yeah, no, it's just the connection between the family members Malevolent It's just a big malevolent there's bad Big malevolent there's more words coming up on his sidekick. Yeah, it's a cheat big maleficent Maleficent

Here though, it's up here if you're malevolent then you'll know some personal stuff about us can you I don't even know what my love it means can you look in your psychic dictionaries tell me but oh by the way you better fire By the way, you betteries in your fire So to say your fire extinguisher you need batteries in your fire extinguisher Better get that blinker fluid change But batteries in your fire extinguisher

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It is 40. That's cool. You out. I just said, tell us how old we are. It It is 40. That's correct. You out. Like just sit. Tell us how old we are and sit 40. You're the only way. Well, that's not the first thing that I would be asking to go,

is to find out who's there. Oh, do you know how old I am? Do you know how old I am? Do you know how old I am? I'd be like, do you know where the nearest exit is? Can I get back to reality? Yeah. I got actual things to do with my life.

Besides, talk to great Maleficent Nana. Guess my age. Who's begging for rockets? Yeah. I mean, guess my age. Hey, who's gonna win the NBA finals? You know that? Eh?

That's what I be asking. What are the, what are the lotto numbers? Yeah. Yeah. That's 40. Closet? Could this spirit, who is now could this spirit no, I'm secretly gay I'm gonna go in the closet and see getting personal with us be trying to lure us to a particular location We now begin searching for this closet

Well, it's a house you're passing a closet every three steps. What are you doing? This show is so full of shit. It's just a lot of dark camera angles and people screaming. It's the same as mountain monsters. I have to point out that does it have to be dark for there to be a ghost? I don't think that the ghost cares. Yeah, no, the ghost doesn't care, but they do because their specialized equipment doesn't work unless it's dark.

What? Look at this. We heard footsteps on the roof. Look. This is right by where we were. I walked in here because there's a little okay. We hear this alarm going off. I'm going to turn it off because it's annoying. So I'm looking for it. because there's no answer. We're looking for it. This did it. This did it. This did it. This did it.

This is not the detector. It's not the detector. Yeah, it's smoke detector weaving. It's actually got closed captions for the smoke detector. Beep. First of all, second of all, anybody, at least I'm somebody starts telling a story like this where they're giving every detail. I already don't believe them

They're being chased by the great the ghost of great now around this old-hout dark house And the first thing you're thinking about is tell you're a pretty little story about how we all got here There's there's a I there steps on the roof. It's a squirrel. Yeah, fuck nut Leave it alone Dude I come up here. There's a walkway, and it's right where we go to footsteps upstairs. Go ahead. Go ahead and check it out. Oh no, man.

Oh. I don't know. Nana's bow. Yeah. She's trying to get to this better detector to chase the battery. If you assholes won't do it, I guess I will. I don't even have arms. But I'm gonna change this smoke detector because I refuse to leave the house

and be sucked into the Teresa Caputo vortex of piggy fronting and fucking dancing on one leg, the tail-owned Greg here. You need new batteries and a smoke detector! Hahaha. I just felt like I'm walking up to a spirit and just pissed. Ghosty what is up there? Just pissed. Yeah, then the other guy goes, well just go see what's up there.

Why don't you do it? Oh you. Yeah, no, no, no, you. No you, it's your show. You get paid more than I do. Why did he say pissed? I don't know, because they have to make it sound dramatic. They're just making shit up.

Room. Dude, it's a room. Oh my God, filling for what's that? There's something in there, just move. That was me. I just fell down a flight of stairs. I think I could see the back of my elbow. You guys want to call an ambient

lance real quick. An ambulance. You okay, Bill? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine. Sure. Yeah. I got this, uh, I got this stairwell post stuck through my eyeball, but I'm cool. Keep filming. I know we got a dead night for travel channel. We were right here. I heard something got a dead night for travel channel My god the guy's name is Billy my character is Billy the guy's name is Billy. The actual cameraman's name is Billy. Okay, now that's weird. I'm dude, I'm shaking scared. I have my back to that. I'm filming you. I was right here. Billy was right here. You are up there Aaron. At least we're just both. Dude, I don't know why you're telling me where I was standing. I quite clearly remember

He's telling everybody where they were standing you were right here and I was right there and you were right there Who's in this closet? What are your meds? We were in here and we heard the footsteps up there. What word did we get? And we heard the footsteps up there. What word did we get? Closet! It said closet, you never say closet! Closet.

So you know what said closet was your T-Mobile sidekick that you repurposed into some shitty ghost detecting device. I don't believe any of it. Telling us something about this closet. First of all, second of all, they're making it so confusing to keep up with that who knows who believes this shit I don't know who believes it I guess for an earned day, I guess travel channel figures give $5,000 to these guys and I could get go to go to the last

Radio Shaq left in America, knock yourself out with $5,000 and bring us back some content back some content. I'm gonna come inside the closet now and I want you to grabbed me? Huh? Huh? I- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha If I do that to you will you show up? Let's try anyway All right I gotta go change the batteries getting my fire extinguisher And replace them. Yeah, before the aliens come. Yeah. I don't want the aliens to think I'm not on to code. That's right.

You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna go jizz on some aliens, make some alien babies, jizz on some ghosts. And then, you know, I'm gonna go jizz on some other stuff. It's a gizz factory around here. Yeah. God bless. My dad raised four boys. You wanna know the gizz factory is?

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