The Commercial Break - I'm In The Industry!

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's. Taylor Swift in Brazil Bryan going to the mat for Taylor How 'bout that option slot Grundle bundle's bad interview The crowd parts for Shaq! Bryan’s Blue troubles Bryan’s mom loved the pod Chili for Thanksgiving Doggie xanax Gummies galore John Anthony Lifestyle! How To Pick Up Strippers Putting the science back in seduction Blue Man Bryan Thank god for electronic DJs! Oh, so you’re in the industry? He’s preselected! The spelling is our main concern here LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

He loves me. He's 23. He loves Grand Fifth Auto and Cheesy Garlic Bread. On this episode of the Commercial Break... Welcome to Chili's, how many in your party? A mini industry. I DJ Electronic Music. I don't know if you also noticed it was electronic music playing inside the Chili's.

So, uh, we'll take the nicest table you have. Chef's table, please. Ha ha ha! Right next to where they fry the awesome blossoms. Ha ha ha ha! Only the finest awesome blossom sauce for us, please. We're in the industry. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah boy! Oh yeah, Kazakins! Welcome back to another episode of the commercial break! I'm Brian Green. This is the beautiful, Kristen Joy-Honley, who also happens to be my best friend

and my co-host. I love you very much. Best of you. Best of you, Brian! Best of you, out there in the podcast universe. Okay. I promise I won't spend the whole episode on this. I promise. I promise people. People are now getting irritated. So I promise I won't spend the whole time on this. But I do have to mention,

did you see the craziness that went on with that Taylor Swift concert down in Brazil? Yes. Over the weekend? Yeah, that's it. No. Okay, so for those who are not in the loop, Taylor Swift, she's going to do a concert in Rio. Yeah, she's going to do it at a big stadium. The heat index

on the day that she's supposed to do this concert, which is Saturday of this last weekend, the heat index, that is the humidity plus the temperature, the way it feels against your skin. 138 degrees Fahrenheit. That is fucking fire, dude. That's insane. That's like a fry and egg on the street. The fry and egg on your head. Yeah. 138 degrees.

There is no human that should be 138 degrees for an extended period of time, none whatsoever. People are waiting in line literally for weeks because it's all general admission on the floor, which first and foremost is an absolutely balls idea. Why in the world you would put general admission? For her show for sure. For her show for sure.

People are insane over Taylor Swift. And so then to cram a bunch of people, but the promoters are trying to make as much money as they can't ticket master trying to make as money as they can live nation, all these people. So an unfortunate incident occurred when one of the fans had some kind of heat stroke and then passed away. Okay. Young girl. Yeah. Everybody's up in arms. Everyone's upset, you know, they're opening up an investigation. So so she makes some comment on her Instagram. I can't say much because I don't know much, but my heart is broken. Right.

And then a couple hours later, she cancels the concert. And so everybody is, or not everybody, but some people are understandably upset. They came all the way to Brazil from other places around South America to see her maybe even from, you know, I don't know, cross-y ocean or whatever. They have travel plans, they have hotels booked,

they pay thousands of dollars for these tickets. They're upset that Taylor canceled this, and they've been waiting in line for fucking weeks. They've been sitting intense for weeks waiting to get a good space, and then Taylor cancels the concert, and some people are understandably upset about the decision to cancel the concert. But they weren't giving out water. They closed the ventilation system so that the people outside of the Colosseum, the arena, could not hear the concert. So they closed the ventilation system.

What? It's like, it's inhuman. It's inhumane what these people were doing. These concert promoters were doing. So she cancels the concert. People get all up and up. And I gotta say something. She absolutely did the right fucking thing, but it was not her decision. I can promise you this right now. Taylor can scream and yell all she wants about. I want the concert, I don't want the concert.

It's not up to her. It's up to the insurance companies, the management and the promotion, unless Taylor herself is sick, or she just walks off stage for some reason. These decisions that are made amongst the many people, including government officials. This is like Taylor's going,

I don't think it's safe let's not do this. This is, it is insane to put on a concert like this. Let's call the insurance company and make sure it's covered. And that and only that will get a concert canceled in these situations. In my experience, I'm sure Jeff could probably back me up on this. He buys rain insurance and risk insurance

and all that stuff. Yes. It's crazy expensive. It's terribly expensive for all this, but this is exactly why you buy it. In case of shit, in case shit goes down, somebody died, it's 138, feels like 138 degrees out there. The local promoters and security officials

are making terrible decisions about people's health and safety. And so rightfully, in their right mind, someone called the insurance company and said, if we cancel the concert, is this what we get our money? Well, we get paid back. And the insurance company probably said,

yes, because it's 130, it feels like 138, fucking degrees outside. That's insane. In the wake of this, the Brazilian government says, not only about Taylor Swift's concert, but all events across the nation must provide free bottled, clean drinking water

to anybody that asks for it. That makes sense. And you gotta open the ventilation system. You gotta open the ventilation system. That's like, you're gonna kill people. You're going to kill people. There's no doubt about it. Yeah.

Yeah, like how anybody, I understand. If I'm sitting there and I spent thousands of dollars on a hotel room and tickets and all that, but it's not worth dying for. No, it's not worth dying. There's been a death, there could be more. Yeah. So yeah, I think they made the right decision.

Well, that whole trip was had reschedules and cancellations and things. been a death or could be more. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. I think they made the right decision. Well, that whole trip was had reschedules and cancellations and things. Because that's, you know, when Travis flew down. Asher was explaining to me that it's just a different world. I mean, obviously it's a different world. It's different culture. It's a different world. Yes.

And she said that in all of these concerts in Venezuela, it was all general admission. And that she went to some concert. And I can't remember the name of the artist, but she went to some concert that was equally as popular in Venezuela as Taylor Swift is here or in across the world. And the people waited in line for hours and hours and hours and to get up and get a good seat.

She was with one of her friends. And when they got inside and they were waiting for the concert to start, it was so crowded. And there was so much body heat that she looked over and her friend looked like a ghost. She was not well and she was swaying back and forth. And so Astrid had to grab her, yank her,

pull her a couple hundred yards back to the back of the just to get some space and get somebody to help. So the security came over, they helped like some medical personnel help. And she was unwell and Astrid was like, for the rest of over. They helped like some medical personnel help. Yeah. And she was unwell. And Astrid was like, for the rest of the concert, we just stood in the back. It's like, it's not worth dying for.

No. Just to be up closer. Yeah. Gotta settle down. A sailor swift. We have Spotify. We can figure this out. Like, we can have a good night with Taylor.

We don't need to be craving ourselves. But even when in the concert that Astrid and I went to, the Taylor Swift concert that we went to, there were seats all across the floor. Everybody in the building had a seat. There was no one standing up to see Taylor's wave. I mean, everyone was standing up, but there was no one standing without a seat, right? Randomly. Yes. But the amount of body heat that was generated in that so-fi stadium that was air conditioned, by the way. And it was a lovely night, like it wasn't particularly warm outside, right? It wasn't super hot.

Um, I got to tell you, it was very warm in there, very warm. And people were pushing the rows of seats were like tied together, right? They had these clips on them that were tied to get locked together. And there was those folding chairs. So we were in a row that probably had 20 chairs. We were up closer to the stage on the floor, had 20 chairs locked together. People were lit as the show started, were literally pushing, surging forward and pushing the chairs forward. And by the time we, by the middle of the concert, we had like six inches of total room available to stand.

And there was, it would be uncomfortable to say, I know but people go fucking nuts. Yeah. They go fucking nuts. It's just a concert. Now, I understand this. I wasn't 33 P. I do get it. I do get it.

I do get how people can. A wild. They go wild, Chrissy. They went wild. They literally did not provide medical attention when I split my head wide open, or the time my ear was bleeding on stage. No one provided medical attention. Well, there was the smoke machine too that was creating.

They created a lot of chaos on stage. Yes. So much chaos that I couldn't see the stage and I walked directly off it Wow, man, he really committed to that song didn't he you see him he fell. Oh, look at his head It brings coming out like a little fried egg there. Should we help him? Nah, he's all right part of the show Things coming out like a little fried egg there. Should we help him? Nah, he's all right, it's part of the show. I don't know, I can't tell, there's too much fog in here. Why so much fog machine?

So much fog. I'm just six people watching. Yeah, that's not worth it. Speaking of crowded events, did you check out Formula One, F1? I did not watch what i didn't watch it but i read about it and people are up in arms to about the vagus yeah i guess i want to be a slight

three months ago was it for the right for the podcast conference in the world's worst road to hotel it's a terrible hotel terrible you know it takes me and i'll let you know which one to avoid i'm'm not going to say it here online, but it was terrible. It was gross, nasty. And so we went in all over Las Vegas. Every street we drove on had some kind of construction going on in the cab drivers or the Uber drivers kept complaining about all this construction.

But none of them made it quite clear that F1 was coming. And since I'm such a sports guy, I am no fucking clue Right, fucking clue. You know what F1 racing is. I didn't get into it. I'm not then I didn't watch that Netflix It's good. I really yeah, okay. I'm gonna watch it So I couldn't we couldn't figure out why all this fencing all these can all these things are being temporary Structures are being constructed. I couldn't figure it out so I figure it out

so i figured it out on saturday when i saw the f1 and i'm here i'm editing i'm actually not editing i'm trying to fix the wires in the city of the three million time and the tcb history and i'm watching uh... football game here christie i'm watching a football game

yes i am i'm watching the Oregon State game. And then all of a sudden, what made you watch that? It was just on or you had to be honest with you. No, you're not. Staking it. I was like a gambler. You called your bookie. I only take bets. I know I'm going to lose. That's right. That's the same way to do things. That's right. And I usually do that with my, you know, family savings and life. Yes. rent money. Your nest egg. My nest egg.

To nest egg. It's podcast is going to put that nest, you're going to crack that nest egg wide open. Uh, you know what, you know, me, Thomas with you. I, here's a reason why I started watching college football this year. More than I have in past years, I'm watching the dogs and then I'm trying to get in on some of the more important games because every time that my brothers get together, you know, they're all talking college football and I have no fucking clue. So I want to just for once be able to join in on this conversation or at least understand

what they're talking about. But when you have no idea who's playing for what team or even what team has what color jersey, then you're really not informed and it's right. And even my jokes aren't funny when I don't know what I'm talking about, which is like half the commercial break. So now I understand why people don't like it. But that's the truth that I just want to fit in a little bit, right? I don't want to be able to talk.

And for 20 years, they've been watching this college football. 20 years, they're invested in this Georgia Bulldogs. 20 years, every Sunday they're talking about Saturday, football, every Monday they're talking about Sunday football. And I am just as clueless as I could be. So I decided, I'm just, if I have the time, if it's not bothering my otherwise family events, then I'm just gonna watch so I can be clued in.

So I was like, I was so proud. We had one of our Thanksgiving's on Sunday, and I was so proud of myself, because I'm like, hey, Pat, what about the offensive line? I'm George Bulldog's this weekend, huh? And he's like, yeah, yeah, they were really good. It was a great, you know what an offensive line is? I have no clue, but I heard somebody say it on the...

I know it's a thing. Yeah, I knew it's a thing. I was taking notes on the color commentary. I know there's a line, I know there's a line, and there's an offense. And so whatever they do, that's's a thing. Yeah, I knew it was taking notes on the color commentary. I know there's a line. I know there's a line and there's an offense. And so whatever they do, that's a good thing. It looks good. It looked great.

They did great. How about that option slot, huh? How about the option slot? Patrick's like, what's an option slot? I don't know, slot options. You don't know? You don't know? Come on, man, I thought you were a football guy.

I read all up on it. It's an option slot. It's when you say, hey, I'm an option the slot. I don't know, I don't fucking know. It's when there's two girls at the bar with you, not just one. It's an option slot. So I was so proud of myself, but then during watching one of these football games I saw, Las Vegas F1 starts at 1am and I was And I was like, 1 a.m. Why in the even for Vegas, that's super late.

That's 10 o'clock at night. Who the fuck is watching this at 10 o'clock at night? In America, a sports event doesn't start at 10 o'clock at night. That's not it. But low and behold, it started at 1 o'clock at the morning. So everybody else in the world could watch it at some kind of a pro-priet time. Oh, that makes sense.

But man, they had an hour and a half long like pre-race special, Chrissy, I don't get it. I don't get it. Guy was walking through the crowd, like there was all the people were on the track, looking at the cars or doing the whatever they do. Yeah. And this guy was walking around this bright green jacket.

And apparently he's a famous broadcaster for doing it. Famous F1 guy. And his job is to go down on the track before the race, find famous people and have exactly three seconds with them. Right? And so he asks no questions that are important. He says he's doing this all off the cuff and he's literally having a, I don't know how to say it like a stream of consciousness conversation going on with himself in between the people he can find. Okay. So here he is ready as I was pretending it's Chrissy holly

Okay, I'll think I see Chrissy holly over here. Let's go have a word of Chrissy Chrissy. First time in F1 first time was seeing you at F1 What do you think? Looks great. Fantastic. Okay, let's go ahead. Just have people all over the place. I can't even see that guy's small That goes tall. I'm not gonna stand what she's wearing. Look at those boots who wears boots. I've never seen something so crowded I think a lot of these people are high on cocaine if I'm being honest here I need a drink. These people just move out of my way. Where's Darren? Darren get over here Where's my producer Darren? Oh, there's Darren. Shaky alone here. Who are you running for? Who are you voting for? Who's gonna win the race? Go have fun. Fantastic, Shack. Thank you very much god damn people in my way all the time

I stepped on my foot. stop it, stop it. I've had a whole career, I've made a career out of this. People don't respect me. He wasn't getting the attention that he wanted, so he was having this stream of consciousness. He was talking, talking, talking. But he was like talking shit the entire time. He walks by Shaq.

He asked Shaq a question. Shaq gives him like a one word answer and then walks by, right? Shaq has more important things to do than talk to the leprechaun in a green outfit with a microphone in his hand. And so this is what he says. Hey, goes, oh, no problem.

I guess Shaq said this. He said, go team Hamilton. That's what he said. Three words. Go team Hamilton. Right. Lewis Hamilton. So he says, go team Hamilton.

And so he goes, go team Hamilton. I guess that's all I get all to Shaq today. It's okay. I've had a wonderful career. I guess it doesn't matter if you talk to me or if you don't. Just keep on moving on. I guess we've got more important people to talk to than ESPN live across the world.

Don't worry about it, Shaq. And I'm like, holy shit. Who left this unhinged small man running around this track with all these celebrities? Who does that? What is it? Who's making these decisions? ESPN? Somebody's got to get ahold of this guy.

He's out of his brain, Chrissy. He's out of his mind. He's talking to himself the whole time. And they literally, they had the 30 minutes of this uncut. So they did not go to the studio. They did not go back to the other lady across the way. They didn't do anything for 30 minutes. They left it on him He walked around the track. He talked to celebrities for less than five seconds and then he made fun of the crowd the entire time

You know don't understand why everyone's walking this way. It's that way. I can't get it I don't know. I've never seen a crowd like this. It's crazy. I guess Vegas is Vegas. It's all about the show And I thought to myself if I'm F, I'm pulling the plug on this motherfucker. Right, goddamn now. Right, goddamn now. That's for sure. Because he was a little unhinged if I'm being honest. Vegas got to him. Vegas got to him. Okay, let's take our first break and then we'll be right back with Mordchen and on TCB!

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Your first gift, go to this website. You'll have a ton of fun. And thank you to uncommon goods for being a sponsor of the commercial break. All right, Martin Brundel. Martin Brundel is the interviewer's name who's down on the grid. Martin Brundel. Martin Brundel. Good old Martin Brundel. Yeah, he's a Grundel bundle, for sure. He's a fussy Grundel bundle too. Oh, Iting these species for 40 years, Shaq, I just observed some respect. Please step on me. By the way, Shaq is the largest human being I have ever seen in my entire life.

Yeah, he's just all over large. Yes. So Martin was right about one thing. It was very crowded down on that track. Now, despite what I might, with my musings here on the commercial break, I actually have seen a few F1 races. And I know Martin Brundel's, he does his thing. He is a long time respected reporter. He gets to talk to all the celebrities while they're down in the grid, to quote unquote,

which is when they line up in their appropriate places and their boxes and then people get to walk around if they have a certain kind of past. There were thousands of people down there and it seems strange to have so many human beings walking around these cars as they're about to race. Right. But he was, when he talked to Shaq, here's what I noticed. Everybody is kind of stuck.

It's a big crowd. Everyone's stuck. Martin's squeezing his way through the camera man's having a hard time. It really looks like an uncomfortable situation for him to be in. Shaq, however, the crowd literally part for Shack, because he's so big, he's a giant among men.

How big can a human being get? Shack big, that's how big a human can get. That motherfucker is huge. And he looks so nice, but he just, I guess he didn't like Martin, I'm not sure. He's just, he would have no intention. No time for Martin. Yeah, I mean, listen, like Martin. I'm not sure. He's just, he would have no intention. No time for Martin. Yeah.

I mean, listen, anybody else in the right mind, huge race in Vegas, live ESPN, F1, you know, sky sports across the world, Martin Brundel pays attention to you, gives you your 15 seconds when clearly millions and millions and millions of people around the world are watching this. Shack is the only one who doesn't care because Shack's the only one who doesn't need to care. He's like, I am famous, no matter what, Martin. I don't need to talk to you. Go Lewis Hamilton.

That's it, that's all he said. It's meeting a famous all of it. Well, he's been a lot here in Atlanta too, just to make point. Martin Brindle. No, Shack. I'm just kidding. He just rebuilt that crispy cream.

Like one of those old. Yeah, the one down in Ponce. Yeah, yeah. He's good. He told us two ones. The one down and ponds. Yeah. He's good. He told us, 60 minutes reporter once, I'll never forget this, that he can eat three of those boxes in a sitting. I believe it.

Yeah, he's like, I order three boxes, I'll eat them by myself. And he's into the Burger Kings. I met him one time. When we were working down at the radio station, he bought that Burger King. He was one of the, remember he started, oh no, that was Magic Johnson, I'm sorry.

Magic Johnson, don't you kill him, that was Magic Johnson. Who's also a big human being by the way? Yes. And then he bought a bunch of movie theaters too. But one day I walked into that Burger King and low and behold, guess who's there? Shack.

No. No, Magic Johnson. No, Magic Johnson. He was recording a commercial or something. I don't know what he's doing. They had a camera crew with him. Speaking of famous all around the world, my mother, yes.

We had my mom's Thanksgiving on Sunday because it's a split family. And I know a lot of people, this will resonate with a lot of people, split family. And when you have split family, the people with the most children get to determine where you're going

for the family holiday. You know what I'm saying? So everyone comes over to our house. It's just one of those things. It's easier for us to be here most children get to determine where you're going for the family holiday. You know what I'm saying? So everyone comes over to our house. It's just one of those things. It's easier for us to be here and let everyone else come over rather than to pack everything up and go. That's right.

And besides blue, everyone is rather to leave. Well, be hey. Oh my God, Chrissy, I can't take it anymore. I just can't take it anymore. Blue's like, I don't know. She has doggy dementia or something. I feel like she's getting into Nico territory now because she is literally just barking at nothing.

And I think to myself, blue, what's going on in that little brain of yours? We had a little conversation here in the studio the other night. I was so frustrated. Yes, old studio broke. I had no idea why. I have to reset everything.

It took me, it's a four hour production. And I really never got to the bottom of it. I just reset everything and it happened to reset everything. It took me, it's a four hour production. And I really never got to the bottom of it. I just reset everything and it happened to work again. But so in my frustration, I say to myself, you know what, petting a dog always releases some stress. Give me your blue. Get up on my lap and let's pet. And I'm petting blue and all of a sudden,

she just, and I was like, what in the, why are you barking? What? What? What? I? What? I'm barking right now. I swear she's gonna try and come in this studio. So push her way in.

Yes, she'll push her way in. She loves to be here, right at Chrissy's feet. She knows Chrissy will treat her better than I will. Chrissy, well, you know what I'm saying. He's got a cute little face. And she's adorable. So I don't know what's going on with her. Anyway, so everyone comes over.

My mom's over here. My mom, for ever since we recorded that last episode with her. Anyway, so everyone comes over, my mom's over here, my mom, for ever since we recorded that last episode with her, where we were talking about the country petler. She has been so persistent about hearing this particular episode. She wants to hear herself. She wants to hear herself. Like, I can understand if I had been on something and it wasn't my normal day job, then I would want to hear myself also. Now I'm sick of hearing myself, but you know, I'd want to hear myself. So my mom has been asking for weeks, you know. Hi, I'm getting a high-tech data. I dial up the podcast. These are a place where I can

call and listen to it. I'm like, no, mom, we don't have that. That sounds cool, but no, we don't. Are you unsettled, too? Yeah, I guess. Right after Judge Judy. It's Judge Judy. Can I play it afterettle to? Yeah, I guess. Right after Judge Judy. It's Judge Judy. Can I play it after Judge Judy? Sure mom, try that. Just talk to your remote. You don't even have one of those

remote you can talk to, but press the remote and tell that you want to listen to the commercial break. So yesterday, the first thing she says when she walks in the door, I'm going to listen to the show. Continue, put it on the podcast for me. And everybody's like, oh no. Like everybody's like, oh come on mom.

No one wants to hear my podcast about Thanksgiving. No one wants to hear my podcast on any other day. Yeah, not on Thanksgiving day, not on any other day. Does anyone listen to Brian more than they have to? So after dinner, we've been playing music through this speaker. And I say, she keeps asking, she keeps asking, and I keep telling her, no,

I don't want to hear my own voice. Please, let me have one day where I'm not listening to my own bullshit. And one of the, my brother's girlfriend is like, oh, it's okay, you know, let me just put it on. If all the kids are playing in the living room, just put it on, she can let's do it. So my mom is in the dining room

with my brother's girlfriend, Carey Ann. I put the speaker on the table, I press play, and instantaneously, I'm just too sick of it. I go, no, mom, no, honestly, let's not listen to this. Like, it's an hour of bullshit. I don't want to listen to it. I want to hear it. I want to hear myself on the podcast. Alla, no, no.

Asher goes, let me get a pair of earphones for your mom. There you go. Who's never worn earphones before. So Asher has to put them in her ear through the whole nine yards and then we tee up the podcast on her phone. We show her hot. Well, Chrissy, I'm telling you what, for an hour, we didn't hear from my mom. My mom, except occasional laughing. She'd be like, She's so funny.

And I'm, she's not talking to anybody directly. And then she'd be like, Oh, that's really good. I like that one. Oh, so, she's frying so funny. That's all you hear coming from the The living room in the living room from the dining room is my mom randomly making comments about the podcast Oh, remember that with country padlock. Oh, that crazy. She's so funny So my little boy comes up to me and he goes daddy. Yes, son

Why is grandma talking to herself? Like I don't know to leave her alone. Yeah, she was talking to her own. Yeah like, I don't know, to leave her alone. She was talking to her own. Yeah. So, first of all, we solved the problem. We need to have a break from my mom. We just put on the podcast. Exactly.

But second of all, my mom just thought she was just so funny and she thought you were so funny. She thought I was so funny. She was literally belly-like. I love you. She loved it. She loved it. Aww. So she says,

Oh, no, I got to podcast. How many phone can you teach me how to download all of them? I'll listen to every one of them. And I'm like, no, mom. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, says, Oh, no, I got to put guess how many phone can you teach me how to download all of them? I'll listen to every one of them. And I'm like, no mom, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So she's been asking this morning, she's been texting me. And I just sent her a link to the website. And I'm like, oh, you can listen to it here. But my mom will have no idea what to do.

What you get there. So I'm just gonna keep telling her to press the, I'm gonna go mom, press the web, tell the web, press your remote control. On your TV, press your TV remote control. And tell the phone. Hi honey, how do I take the podcast on the links? I don't have links on my phone.

That's what she said yesterday, she goes, I don't have links on my phone. I'm like, okay, well. Hi honey, I've been trying to get the podcast, I have the links, but I don't know what to do. Okay, listen. Do you have your TV remote? Yeah. Okay, get your car keys.

Okay, I got that. Do you have your key card to get into the building? Yeah, I got to go get that one. Okay, what do you do? Tap the key card on your phone. Okay. Write this down, Bob. Okay, I'm writing. Okay.

What I need you to do is tap the key card on your phone. Okay, okay, I'll keep that. Okay, now take your key fob and I want you to press it three times until you hear the locking sound. Okay, you're the locking sound, right? Okay. Then take your TV remote. Okay, turn it out, yeah.

Tell it to remote, play the commercial break, and then I want you to take the phone put it outside your door and Come back in a half an hour and it'll play itself Okay, mom talking a couple hours. Bye Bye Just keep telling our different ways to do it. I know. I told her, like I was telling her about the veer interview that we did. And she was like, oh, he sounds like such a nice young man. That sounds so wonderful.

Why did he get his appendix taken out again? I go, he bullshit it. He didn't actually have to get his appendix taken out. And she was like, oh, I didn't know they took your appendix out when it didn't need to come out. I'm like, Mon, they don't. Do you think your appendix out? That's the funny part of the joke. Oh, it's a joke. Well, it wasn't a joke to him then out when it didn't need to come out. I'm like, Mom, they don't need to take your appendix out. You need, that's the funny part of the joke. Oh, it's a joke.

Well, it wasn't a joke to him then, but it's a joke to him now. I don't understand. Don't worry about it, Mom. Just put it out of your brain. You don't need to know, Mom. No one's all that concerned. My mom is so clueless when it comes to technology. I know.

She's going to spend weeks trying to figure out how to get that, that podcast of it dialed up. I'm going to tell her, talk in your TV remote, tell her, tell it, tell it, Martin Brundel, play the commercial break. Martin Brundel. The scrondle bundle, it's bundle Brundel. That's such a funny day, Martin Brundel. Is it it? And for all those who were asking because some people were, we had chili. We did chili for my Thanksgiving. Oh, little chili. Yeah, I think so.

We made that whole commentary about how we need. Do you have like a chili cook off? No, as you're just made chili for the first time ever. It was fucking delicious. I gotta be honest, she did it. She kicked it out and knocked it out of the park. She really did. I mean, that was a holy American dish

and some people may think easy to cook, but no, not for me. Nays says Brian, not for me. Chilli or anything else for that matter, not easy to cook, but asked her to knock it out of the park. She really did. I like your chili Thanksgiving. Yeah, and then we have had all the accoutrements.

Right, so chiles. Somebody brought crumbled cheddar cheese, sour cream, chips, olives if you want to, jalapenos if you dare, then some body parts. Crumble, cheddar cheese, sour cream, chips, olives, if you want to, jalapenos, if you dare, then some of the guys, my brother's brought over, like chips and dip type stuff for the beginning. It was a lovely, lovely evening. It was a lovely evening here at the greenhouse old,

except for blue. Except for black. Right. I eventually had to give her the liquid Xanax just to calmer down. We have this stuff. We've never stimulated. Yeah, we have this stuff called silio, silio, it's like you put it under the gums and then it gets absorbed into the gums.

It's for when they're at periods of high anxiety. So really 100% of the time I'm able to give it to the book. Yeah, I talked to my doctor about this, the event and he said, listen, anytime she's getting too anxious, you feel free to go ahead and give her one, but don't give her too much. So I say, okay, so it's one of those, I don't to go ahead and give her one, but don't give her too much. So I say, okay, so it's one of those, I don't even see this, it's a syringe. And then it's got a twisting mechanism on the top of it.

You've probably never seen this because you don't have an animal at your house, but it's got a twisting mechanism at the top. And what you do is the syringe is preloaded with like, I don't know, let's call it 12 millimetre, milliliters of this. Okay, liquid. It's a gel.

So you take, and then the top of the syringe, the plunger, has got lines, little dots. So it's got 12 dots on it. And you take the circular locking mechanism and you pull it up and you twist it and it locks so that on the dots, so you say, if I want to give the dog two dots, you pull it up two dots, you lock it, and then you push it, and it won't let you push too much in the mouth. Essentially, it's like a safe mechanism, right? Dozing mechanism.

So I give her two dots and she's remarkably much more calm. She's in a happy place. She's under the Christmas tree. You're all in a round trying to get at the thing. She's like a cat. She turns into a cat, like a dope dope cat. But it was one time. Do I tell you this? One time, one after it. It was like a lightning storm or something outside. And that's a great time to give the dog when you hear it thunder. Like it's scared. Yeah. Blue, I don't know if she gets scared, but she barks. Because

that's nothing new. It's nothing new. Anytime she hears noise, she has to make noise back. She's kind of like me on the podcast. Anytime I hear noise, I have to make noise back. So Astrid says, should I give her some Celio? Yes, give her some Celio. So the answer is always yes. Oh, I answer is always yes. So five minutes later, I can hear the running down the hallway.

Honey, yes. running down the hallway. Honey, yes? I, uh, I gave the dog. It's a bastard. She's like, I accidentally gave the dog 12 milliliters. That's it. The locking mechanism didn't work. I pushed it all in her mouth. And I'm like, holy shit.

Oh, fuck. And I thought to myself, what do I do here? Do I let it roll? Yeah. Exactly. Or do I call boys and control taker to the vet? Well, you know, as much as I bitch him out blue, she is my puppy and I have a responsibility.

We have a responsibility to her. And we do love her, she's the family pet. So I run, I poison control, and then I call some special vet poison control. They give me a phone number and I call and I'm like, what do I do here? They don't even know what the medication is at first. They're not even cl- they're a little clueless. But this is given to lots of dogs. So after some time of research, the gentleman comes back on the phone and he says, well, I think it's okay. I think you're going to be okay, but I want

you to watch the dog really closely. If it looks like it's passed out I think you're gonna be okay, but I want you to watch the dog really closely. If it looks like it's passed out, if you can't open her eyes, if you can't get her to wake up, you got to take her immediately to the vet. But as of right now, I think you're gonna be okay. Like the chances of an overdose, you'd have to give her a lot more than that. Chrissy never has more peace than in my house for an extended period of time. Then the time Astrid gave 12 dots of Celia to the dog. And I sometimes think to myself, well, could I just accidentally not lock the locking mechanism

like Astrid did, could I accidentally give her more than I'm supposed to? Would that be morally or legally allowed? I've decided no, but it's a gray area. It's a gray area. I think about it. I think about it all the time in my dreams. Well, didn't I give you some of that pet CBD stuff? Oh, Lord, that made her crazy.

It's like me. It's like, I love the thought of getting doped up on some gummies and laying down at night, but really what happens is I just get paranoid and keep myself up thinking about all the bad things that are about to happen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like a little crazier than normal. She was like batting her ears and running into the wall a little bit. She was definitely doped up, but I don't think it calmed her down necessarily. Maybe for a few minutes it did, but then she just got like a certain kind of crazy that

I didn't care for. And so I've decided to back off the CBD. And the CBD isn't even the kind that gets you crazy, is it? No. It's not even supposed to get you high. What are all these gummies that everyone, you know, I go to the local head shop here to get something, to get something appropriate. Your bongs.

Yeah, I gotta get my bongs and my bullet. I gotta get my bullet for the, for the Disney junior on ice and I'm gonna go up. You know, I gotta do a little blow. I'm just following up on the TikTok challenge from the guy at the LA game. Right. That's right.

And now they're selling nature's oxide, the food product, they're selling the tanks. Oh wow. In entire half a tank, they're selling for like 150 bucks. 10 years ago, 20 years ago, this would have been the best day of my life to find out. We used to buy the wippets in a can or you had to go get whipped cream.

Not any more kids. You can just walk in and ask for nitrous oxide to give it to you. Is this any vape store? So I go to this head shop and there's two guys that are looking over this. It's a huge head shop and they're looking over the glass counter, the glass case that has all the gummies in it. So they leave. I check out.

There's a girl standing behind the counter and I say, what's the gummies all about? She goes, oh, well, let me tell you, are you a fan of gummies? I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, me and Chrissy would be dippity dab all the time. Giggity gummies, dippity dab, fruity nipples, you know, whatever it is, the green gonja. I don't know, we're all about it. I have no idea what I'm talking about. I was just trying to act like you two. Yeah, this girl's like 21 and I'm trying to like, you know, no, in the head shop, you definitely don't watch college football.

You listen to the third grade full dead show from 1977, the beacon theater. So I'm asking her and she goes, oh, yeah, well, listen, if you like gummies, normally I don't like gummies, they don't hit me the right way, right? I like to get, I like stuff that's a little bit harder if If you know what I mean, and they have to use all this code language and everything in there, you know, when you're asking about the nitrous oxide, it's a food additive, it's a food product. I'm using it to make the most whipped cream any human being has ever made in one at one time. So I ask about the gummies and she says, oh, well, these, you know, I don't know what they call them, froggy froggers, these froggy froggers,

you should try them. I had some last night, I'm telling you what, I was in outer fucking space. Really? And I go, is it even legal to sell these in Georgia? And she goes, well, they're THC nine. And I go, oh, okay, like nine times the THC, they're normal, and she's like, no,

they're like THC nine, you know, they're THC, one, two, three, A, B, nine, eight. Yeah, there's like different strains, I think Delta eight is another it's like THC9. You know, there's THC123 AB9. Yeah, there's like different strains. I think Delta 8 is another one. And THC9. So I do a little homework when I get home about this because I'm thinking to myself, I thought THC is illegal in Georgia.

But what they do is they chemically engineer it and then they change a compound. Or they take so much, they take CBD extract and they boil it down to its most essential. Like CBD has 3% THC in it or something legally by law. Well, then they boil it down, compound it all together and throw it into a gummy. But that kind of THG is not the kind of THG you're supposed to get high on. Right. So people go fucking nuts.

So I start going down this rabbit hole watching all these YouTube videos of these people who have taken like Delta A, Delta 9, THC 7, whatever the fuck it is, I don't want to get it wrong. People are off. They're noodles. Really? They are, and they look like wet noodles. They're literally like, oh, they look like one of those things at the car dealership. They're going crazy. They're talking gibberish. They're not making any sense, and I'm thinking to myself, that's not something, that doesn't sound like a fun set.

And filming them, well, no, it's their friend filming, I'm putting on YouTube forever. Yeah, right. What a time to be alive. What a fucking time to be alive. Poor kids. I know. No fun, they have no fun whatsoever

because everyone records them. And then that one thing they did in seventh grade that was embarrassing is on YouTube forever. Or that one time they got broken up with this video recorded on TikTok forever. It's a tough life. I feel bad for the teenagers growing up today because it's so, it must be so difficult to navigate.

Anyway, their friends are all recording them, doing these Delta eight, Delta nine, whatever. Crazy, that doesn't look like much fun whatsoever. No. It really doesn't. They go crazy. They're like in a K hole or something. Have you ever done the Delta eight. No. It really doesn't. They go crazy. They're like in a K hole or something.

Have you ever done the Delta 8s? No. You've never done the Delta 8s. You know what anybody that does? No. No, because you just take the extra step to get some mailed. Yeah, exactly. Okay, let me go to LA and when I go to Colorado.

Yeah, but I guess when you're 17 or 16 or you don't have a list of that kind of stuff, you take what you can get. Because I'll tell you what, there were two grown-ass adult men buying those gummies. And when I walked in, that's what initially piqued my interest as I heard them talking to the lady about the gummies. And I was like, oh, wow, they sell gummies. Clearly, they don't.

In Tennessee, when I was going to pigeon-force, they have completely misleading signs all over the place. When you get up into the mountains, you know, THC factory, only the best, highest quality, gets you high, whatever, you know, that didn't say that for real. But there's, and then I drive by the shop in it, it has advertisements about your weed store, your pot life, your everything. So we get to the cabin and I'm like, wow, we can buy weed in Tennessee. I didn't know that.

I Google it. No, you can't buy weed in Tennessee. It's the very legal in Tennessee. Yeah. What they're doing is they're selling these knockoff products as actual, they're average. It's misleading and best. Is it THC? I guess technically it's THC.

Is it weed? It comes from hemp, but it's not really actual weed. But that didn't stop the entire parking lot from being full Is it weed? It comes from hemp, but it's not really actual weed. But that didn't stop the entire parking lot from being full up there in pigeon Ford. They were getting people coming and going. Unbelievable. Why are we still doing this stupid fucking podcast? Why don't we have a head shop?

We need to go into that business. You guys want your Delta 8 Delta 9 gummies? You cannot buy them for most. I'm not even sure what the legality of me saying this is right now, but you cannot buy them for most. cannot buy them from us. I'm not even sure what the legality of me saying this is right now, but you cannot buy them from us. But keep a lookout for the TCB THC. It's a T.C. A T H C store opening up sooner rather than later in a neighborhood close to yours. All right, let's take a short break. And then I got some good stuff for you that's going to lead into the next episode. Chrissy, we got a double banger today. A double header.

You know, me time I've had double head? I came close at one time at the Olympics, but they sent me out for beer. Yeah, I posted you away. They did. And I'm going to send you away to listen to some of our commercials, and then we'll be back. OK, Brian, shh.

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It's been a while. It's been a hot minute. Sense? Well, let me get to it. We're trying to give like a pregnant pause there and please don't be pregnant It's been a while since we checked in on our boy John Anthony lifestyle John Anthony lifestyle has been an amazing ride for us

We have not he's not Frankie B level, he's certainly not Theresa Caputa level, he hasn't gone mountain monsters yet, but we've done two or three videos with John Anthony, who is a purported pickup artist, a PUA, out there on the internet, it's very popular, it gets hundreds of thousands of views on every video, he's got a whole system that you can buy and you know, consulting that you can call.

We actually tried to set an appointment with a guy. It didn't work. Is he the one that's in Brazil? Yes, he's the one that's in Brazil. He's in Brazil. If you've been paying attention to the commercial break longer than a couple of months, you've probably have heard one of these videos.

I don't see his girlfriend with him anymore though. Yeah, Brazil. She got wise. He's in Brazil with some girl that he calls Brazil. Yeah. He just calls her Brazil. That's not her fucking day. And reportedly, supposedly, allegedly,

she is a paid spokesperson for John Anthony Lifestyle. She's like a sex worker that's been paid. But we don't know that for sure. He never says that on the video. But there's a lot of commentary online that points in that direction. Well, it would make sense. I mean, she's beautiful.

She's beautiful. And she seems kind of smart when she talks. So I don't think she's buying his bullshit either, but if you get paid $1,000 per video, I would probably do it too. Just like we told Veer, we have our morals, we have our screw pulls, unless someone wants to pay us a lot of money

to talk about it, then we'll do it. Exactly. Money talks. Yeah, money talks. And here we're desperate for money. Money sucks. Yeah, money sucks. And here we're desperate for money. So feel free to send your donations. Fave out.

TCV at dot com. So John Anthony, I've been keeping an eye on his videos every once in a while waiting for a good one to come up. I've, there's spent a lot of, he does breakdowns of other P.O.A.s. He does a lot of that. Oh, I saw that. A lot. And we did one one time. He does a lot of breakdowns of other PUA's.

And I got to be honest, the only time that I agree with John Anthony about anything that he says is when he's making fun of other PUA's. And there he's perfectly on point, but he's missing the irony of the video. Exactly. Which is that's the same shit he's spewing. It's a different mouth, different eyes, same bullshit.

So I saw a video the other day, it caught my attention. I thought we must go over this one. This may outlast one episode, we have to take this into Friday, but I'm telling you right now, the title of the video should tell you all you need to know. How to pick up strippers. How to pick up strippers. How to pick up strippers.

This is something I might know a little bit about. I think you do. How to pick up strick. We're gonna gas station at three o'clock in the morning when they're drunk and they come in and then live with them while they have an affair with their actual boyfriend in the same room. That's how you do it.

Yes, the landscaper. Landscaper was mowing her lawn indeed. So without further ado, I was trolling on the internet as you do. As I do like to do. Let's take us checking on John here. Oh, look, he's got a new platinum dating system. Oh my god. This is the sign of neon sign. The neon sign of a stripper up against a pole with her nude boobs everywhere. of a stripper up against a pole with hard nude boobs everywhere. Say I'm a... Tell me you're a showmanist without saying a word. PlatinumDatingSystem.com, which is the worst URL I've ever heard of.

I don't even think half your audience knows how to spell Platinum or dating. And then also the lovely neon stripper pole. Nothing says what a nice guy I came home with tonight. Then the neon sign of a year. Oh, let me turn on the lights in here up. Oh, there we are. Yeah, just like a big neon vage. I know.

It's next to like a nice plant. Oh my god, Chrissy. It looks like between two firms. It's like a, it's got to be a joke, right? All right, let's take a listen. I don't know if we want to go down this rabbit hole, but we're on our way. Here we go, John Anthony talking about

how to pick up strippers. What's up guys? What's up? John Anthony here from John Anthony Lifestyle. In today's video, we're going to be talking about stripper game. How do you routinely hit on and successfully pick up? Strippers were working at a strip club. Jesus. Those strippers look like they were, it was like a, it was like

an outtake from silence of the lands. It's so weird. So John put up some stock video, I imagine stock video because it was nicely shot. Right. Of some strippers clothes, but up against a pole. And they looked weird, like scary weird. Yeah. I don't know what happened there. Hey, starting off right. Without paying anything, without having to kiss their ass or do anything like a customer would.

Oh, because that's exactly why those girls are there. Right. To not be paid and not hear compliments about themselves. It's the two things strippers really hate. Yeah. Is being paid and hearing nice things about themselves. Oh! Putting the science back in seduction, which makes no sense whatsoever.

That's just tag-like. Putting the science back in seduction. I didn't know seduction had science in it. He's got the formula. Well, he does. Well, to be fair to John, there are some similar letters in both words. I think there's an S and E and N. Yeah, I guess you could spell Isch science. Yeah, incorrectly with seduction. in-correctly with seduction. So in this video I'm going to go through my 14-point checklist. And you can name it 14 points. I've been to a couple of strip clubs in my life, Chrissy.

And I don't think I could remember two points. No, I know. Anytime I've been to a strip club there is a level of inebriation. Yes. It's not like someone got me to go there perfectly sober. Like this, the more the things that you do on the checklist, the higher your chances are to get any particular stripper. If you just do a couple of things, it's not. Did you say they have a different camera angles. Did you see the camera angle there? No, I didn't say that. Okay, let me see if I can scroll. Look, there's a naked woman. So they changed

the camera angle. And then he's got a statue of a naked torso. Headless naked. It's skin colored, by the way. It's not even like a granted statue or something nice. It's a headless nude female torso. Nothing says like I'm about to get murdered. Yeah, that is crazy. Oh my gosh, this guy. A couple of things, it's not gonna be nearly as effective if you do most of the things. And this is tried and true, tested, improving. Okay, I've slept with lots and lots of strippers over the course of my life.

What, uh, douche. What a douche, Chrissy. What a douche. It's tested, tried and tested. Oh my God, you know, I, I don't even know how to, I don't even know how to frame this. I'm just gonna come out and say it. What a fucking asshole. Yeah, honestly.

Well, I've slipped with a lot of strippers and my 14 point checklist is guaranteed, tried and true, tested to get your dick wet with the girls on stage. You have to pay a dollar, say anything to them, just check off the list and you'll be going home with the hottest hits at all the club. My name is John Anthony lifestyle. It's actually just John Anthony, but I put the lifestyle there. Pretty cool, huh? Platinum dating systems for you to get strippers in bed 14 point checklist dot com.

And made multiple into girlfriends, which usually ended in flames, but it's kind of a wild ride. There's a lot of real big highs and real low lows and everything in between. I'm going to go over that. Let's just paint all strippers with crazy given things. Why not? Yeah. And why, I mean, after saying that, then why would you even want to be the one with one?

He's just trying to get his guy-guerr counter to go up one more. He must be at like 15,000 by now. I don't know. Looks like a syphilis of the face or something. I'm just kind of so weird. Checklist. If you're new to the channel, please subscribe to never miss a video every single day. And if you're finding value, please hit that like button to support the video. So number one, the overarching rule, okay, the number one overarching rule, is you need to stay out of the customer frame. Because you can think of it like this. When you're in a strip club,

say that the girl looks at all the different guys and she sees them all as like this red color, which represents loser, beta, customer. Okay, he's just looking to pay, to get attention, or pay to hear some fake comment. to pay to get attention or pay to hear some fake talking. Say, uh, make yourself not a customer at the store. Just walk around. No, it's so long.

You paid up your loser, your dick is small. You don't even have hair under your armpits. You're still a man, child. You live with your mommy. You play video games all day long, or there's you. Yeah. Or you. Stay out of that frame.

What you wanna do is every time they look your way, jump to the left. Jump to the right. Stay out of the frame. What is he fucking talking about? I don't know, I think he's gonna explain. I can't wait to hear this. I'm sorry, but those girls are working.

They're not gonna take the time to find out what kind of personality you have. They don't know, I think he's gonna explain. I can't wait to hear this. I'm sorry, but those girls are working. They're not gonna take the time to find out what kind of personality you have, they don't give a shit. That's from the girl, and she doesn't respect those guys, and she sees them as just customers. Now, you're going to present yourself and start contrast to the other customers, and you're going to be breaking that customer frame so that you stand out as like this blue color,

and that's going to be refreshing. And she's like, what if I paint myself like a blue man group guy? I think that this would work. Yeah, and I bring in those tubes and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I have one of those drums. What if I bring a colliah peon?

What if those machines? They would definitely see it differently. Of course they will. I'll just paint my dick blue and just have it hanging out of my Lulu lemon trousers. Wow, who's this guy? This guy seems like the man. This guy seems high value, et cetera, et cetera. I want to know more about this guy. The first item, as I said. I can guarantee you any stripper that's saying that in their own heads thinks you have a big pocket book because they're there to make money. They're not there to find a boyfriend. I would bet if you pulled, if you went to the cheetah right now and pulled the hundred dancers that they may have working at any given time, 98 of them

are going to say there's no chance under any circumstances in any world that I am going home and going to be in a relationship with any of my customers. It's just bad business. Yeah. Is to break the customer frame. So you have to constantly keep that in mind. And that's going to apply to the rest of these points. Number two, you still haven't said anything. Yeah, you still haven't said anything.

How do you do that? Break the customer frame. You've got to get close to him. How do you do that? You got to get close to him. How do you get close to him? You got to pay them because that's what they do for a living. You want to cement yourself as industry. Let's hold notion of us versus them. As industry? So so far, I'm painting myself like a blue man.

I'm walking in, I'm super gluing my feet to the floor. What are you doing? cement yourself as industry? I'm a blue man. Captain Titan of industry. Attention everyone in the strip club. I am blue. They tighten of industry. I have cemented myself in the middle of this floor

with my calliope and my blue man group paint. And I will not leave until you see me outside of the frame. It all makes perfect sense now, John. You don't want to be the customer who's just there to pay money to get her attention and to get dances and so on and so forth. Instead, you want to act like you are like on the inside, can you? I love how-

Love the inside! What?! It's me, John Anthony, Titan of Industry, and Blue Man. Can I come in? It's the dressing room, no! I'm in, I'm on the inside. I'm one of you. On the inside. You wish you were on the inside, John. Inside the industry. So I'll tell a story about how I DJ electronic music. You don't want to be bragging. I'll just casually mention how I DJ electronic music.

What kind of other music would you DJ? What are you talking about? As opposed to the kind that do records. DJ. By the way, I'm a DJ. Oh, really? So you're in the industry. You're in the industry. Not only do I DJ, but I DJ electronic music. Oh, thank God. The last guy who said he was in the industry came in with blue paint, stuck himself to the floor and told me he had records he was still spinning.

Well, clearly he's not in the industry if he's not DJing electronic music. What a dumb dumb. Oh my God. This aids in the whole us verse them and helps further take you out of the customer frame. Number three, you can- So you just go in and lie about being a DJ

and all of a sudden you're in the industry? By the way, what does electronic music have to do with dancing? Nude on a stage. I don't get it. Is it because there's music playing in the place while they're dancing? Because I go into a ch it because there's music playing in the place while they're dancing? Because I go into a chiles and there's music playing. I know, I mean, you're trying to say that you, yeah, you lie and say you're DJ and other

strip clubs. That's right. I guess. I don't know. Okay. Well, give me the chiles. How many in your party? A mini industry.

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I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the On story. Who's checking this spelling on his videos? He gets something wrong every fucking time, every time. Story about how strippers are your favorite type of girl to date. They're chill and down to earth. And you just said that they're crazy.

What? They're chill. I doubt her. Ugh. I refuse to paint with broad strokes like he does, but. So you're now you're going to lie. That's what you're going to do. You can also mention how you have dated strippers in the past, which is going to cement pre-selection.

Other attractive strippers have approved of you so that short circuits, her value approval processes. You have to have to whip out a picture or something. By the way, I've dated other strippers. By the way, I've dated other strippers. Hot strippers, just only hot strippers. Oh, he's preselected. Girl, the guy with blue paint on outside that's glued himself to the floor.

That's a DJ of electronic music, not to be confused with electronic music. He has dated other hot strippers. He's pre-selected. He's pre-selected. And it also social proofs you. So I basically say that as a DJ, I meet a lot of girls. Social proofs you. Social proofs you. What's that? It's a like a bubble around you. Keeps Facebook for bothering you. I'm not sure what's going on. Getting over protective of my profession and I say I'm sure you can relate. Okay and they're always like they always light up. Okay because their number one pet peeve is

guys getting jealous or bent out of shape about what they do, their job and or judging them. You can sit down and oh yeah. No, I'm totally cool. It's taking your clothes off for other guys. No problem. No problem. When I dated the dancer, I honestly got to say it was kind of the least of my concern. I never really got all that fussed about it because I met her.

While she was doing her job. The first answer that I dated, I met her at a BP, I did not meet her, but she told me immediately what she did for a living. It was like within the first 15 seconds of conversation, and I don't know, then how can I be bothered by that? I showed, I'm choosing. Brian, that's why she dated you.

That's right. Well, you should have seen how she lit up when I was like, by the way, I don't know, then how can I be bothered by that? I show, I'm choosing. Brian, that's why she dated you. That's right. Well, you should have seen how she lit up when I was like, by the way, I don't care who you wanna have sex with, I am literally, I'm literally a beta. I don't give a shit. She lit up, and then she also decided to go sleep with other men. She put that to the test.

I've dated some super's before and I think they're actually really cool. They normally get a bad rep, but they're like really down-to-earth chicks that are like super carefree and fun and like you know I really like they're my favorite type of girl to date blah blah blah. For the rest of these okay this is three of the tips out of the 14. Before we continue through the rest of them, okay, download my free PDF. That's my son's secret for being a free e-book. And two weeks or less. You can go to the info card in the corner or to the description.

To attract and deign quality girls. Yeah, by the way, he's selling a book called Free e-book, seven monodating secrets to attract and deign quality girls. If the spelling and grammar on his videos are any indication of what you're gonna get on the e-book, then he misspelled a tract, it says attacked. Oh my God!

What are you doing, Judd? I mean, God forbid you have some kind of actual, like problem dyslexia or something like that. I don't wanna make fun of you because I do know people that have that. But every single check, it's, yeah, spell check. Every single one of his videos has some kind of huge spelling error every time he puts something on the screen.

It's insane. All right, let's finish it on the next video. That's a good place to break from there. We'll get into it. On the next episode. Let's begin to get down with the e-book. Oh, yeah, I already did it. I was doing it right here.

Perfect. When I was painting myself blue, waiting for my mom to e-book. Oh, yeah, I already did it. I was doing it right here. Perfect. I downloaded it when I was painting myself blue. Waiting for my mom to call me back. I'm how to get the podcast going. No, mom, you gotta put it further outside. Further outside, leave it there overnight. It's gotta cook. The podcast has to warm up, honey.

That's how it works, mom. Sorry. I'm in the industry. I know. That's right, girl. I love it in the industry. I know. All right, mom. Sorry. I'm in the industry. I know. That's right. I love it. I love it. The industry. I know. All right. Okay. Here's what I'm going to ask you to do. I'm going to tell you to go to tcbpodcast.com.

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