The Commercial Break - Linen Fresh Breath!

Episode Date: February 2, 2021

Bryan and Krissy discuss spam calls, Hamilton and listen to audio from a rock eating woman and a woman who eats Glade air freshener! It's really strange addiction and the gang got the T! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO ([phone]) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Facebook Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube Join us live on Fireside New episodes every Tuesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Come on! On this episode of the Commercial Break... How... Lennon Manuel... On this episode of the commercial break Oh, the Noriega Lynn Manuel Ortega Oh, it's just Lynn my well, isn't it? Yeah, it's Lynn my well Miranda yes, said his first name or is last name? It's like one of those What do you call them the kind or like the paladrome or whatever it is,

where you can say it backwards and forwards. Did you know that the 21st, the 22nd, the 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th and 27th of January, the days that have just passed when we're recording are a paladrome. You can do the same forward and backwards. Nice, one back. I think.

Yeah. I think. Somebody. I think. Somebody nominates them. They don't call themselves saying, no one chooses to be on national television and say, I eat rocks for a living. That's what I do. You think it's real? Of course I do.

I've seen it. Of course I do. Please. There it is, and around. This lady, eat rocks. Eat rocks. It's an eat rock. It's an eat rock. It's eat rock.

I can't believe you're gonna look at it. You wait, hold on, you don't say, none of them taste like they say they smell. They say they smell. I guess they're not supposed to taste. Yeah, you fucking twod. If it's a cinnamon on the air fresner can is supposed to smell like cinnamon.

Do you know how many chemicals they put in there to get that to smell like cinnamon? Yeah. It's not like they put a cinnamon stick in there with some fucking fresh air. Let's go, hey! Glade! They don't put the fucking ocean in there

when it says ocean breeze. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. That's my scatting. Shackadakadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadab Why not? Why not? We want to talk to you about your cable and internet bundling. Cut the cord. Yeah. I want to reduce your student loans. That's what I'm getting now is all the phone calls. And they'll literally say like US Department of Treasury. Yes. Right? And I'll be like, oh shit. I've got to pay my taxes. And then it'll be like, hello, hello. Yes, so it is mr. Byron green And I'm like this is mr. Byron green. I know mr. Byron green I want to tell you about a program to reduce your student loan debt

And I'll be like it said US Department of Treasury on the phone call. Oh, no, I don't know Don't know how this is amazing But I leave it. Well, it sounds like Henry. It's only so many accents are rolling around on my head. And the problem is they do Henry fond so much is that it just all starts to roll into Henry fond. I'll start off with an Indian guy. And then this Henry fond. I don't even know what Henry fond is. At first, it sounded like Cheech and Chong. Like, you know, Cheech from Cheech and Chong. And then all of a sudden it turned into some, I don't know, Borat, German Borat guy.

German Borat. Yeah, I'm then making fun of anybody in particular. I'm just, it's just an accent that's stuck in my head. Yes. It's from a mythical town. In the north, from the north pole? Gooblegak. You can take that to the bank. That. Goobligak. You can take that to the bank.

That's goobligak. Do you remember that? Whenever so, we were talking about the attorney. We were listening to the Flat Earth guys. We had a Flat Earth guy that emailed us and he said he wanted to be on the program. That's right. Yeah, but I don't want to turn this into like a gotcha program

and I don't know exactly what him and I are gonna agree about. It's not that I don't think, I'm sure he has his personal viewpoints, but his tagline is, making Flat Earth make sense with science. And I'm like, you already lost me, did it? You already lost me, bro. And I listened to like 15 minutes

of like a podcast that he did. And he already, it makes no sense, no matter, you can twist and turn all you want you cannot fit flat earth into science. It doesn't matter. It starts talking about. If you just take an airplane ride at all anytime in your life you will see the curvature of the earth.

There are plenty of pictures from space. Yeah. There are satellites out there and listen okay I'm not in I'm not the guy who's controlling the satellite norm I in the satellite. I don't know that those pictures are 100% accurate, but the reality is since fucking Copernicus, people have been figuring out that this earth is round by doing scientific experiments.

In any true scientific experiment you watch on the internet with these flat earth guys, even some flat earth guys have done like YouTube experiments, like putting a laser across the river or whatever. And all of this, yeah, some body, the body of water always that comes into it, right? The body of water, it goes, you know, if the earth was spinning around in the water

and just fly off, oh, would it genius? Gravity, gravity. There is no gravity, gravity doesn't make sense, you know. If you're in a car and you're in, the car flips over the water falls, no, it doesn't. That's not it. When you're in a car and you're in, the car flips over the waterfalls, no, it doesn't. That's not it. When you're on a plane, why does the water not fly out of the back of the glass?

Why do you not fly to the back of the plane? Gravity, that's the way it works. It's motion, it's whatever. Whatever, that science you can take to the bank. Anyway, one of the things was the guy said, you know, that back in the day, the astronauts were threatened with legal lawsuits for whatever whatever. What it was it for whatever. Speaking for what ever held them accountable.

Yeah, whatever they told they were threatened with lawsuits. Whatever they want to do it like the in the repercussions were whatever they feared. It's like a huge lawsuit. Whatever you fear. That legal jargon you could take to the bank. This guy was such a goofball. Anyway, welcome to the commercial break. Yeah. So you can go to www.tcbpodcast.com. Read all the show notes. Find out more about Chrissie and I.

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Okay. We are gonna start doing a game show probably once a month. So we record eight episodes a month and at least one of those we want to do a game show because I think it's a lot of fun. They're easy to put together and they can be really funny if done the right way. And of course we at the commercial break always do everything the right way. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Including up to and beyond and up to recording six different times for one episode. Yes. Right. But look at us. We haven't done that in at least two weeks. We haven't done that before.

You just said that earlier. Well, no, we didn't even start the show. That one, I didn't even start the show. That doesn't count. I didn't even press, I didn't even press the theme music. So, if I don't press the theme market music, it does it. That's the start.

Okay, so those are in the rules. We gotta set some ground rules, those are the rules. Unless I start the show, it doesn't count for a rerecord. So we haven't done that in the least two weeks. Yes. So we're going to start doing these game shows. And we would like someone or people out in the audience to team up with either Team Chrissie or Team Brian and help us through these game shows. Some of them are kind of team oriented. We need a couple of different people

to play. They'll be our lifeline. Absolutely. They'll be our lifeline. Or like we may play a version, our version of Family Feud. We may need a couple of different people on each side of the table to help us with the answers. That'll be fun. Text us 470-5848-449.

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But if you text us, you let us know your name and your phone number. You could also email info at tcbpodcast.com. That's a great segue there, Chrissy. We're like a radio team from heaven right here. I don't know. Her brains are. I don't know. That's not a morphing together.

I don't know why Clear Channel hasn't called us to bring us back into the fold. They're probably setting up legal action against it. Like we didn't get them the first time, but we're going to get them to this time. But at 470-5848-449, if you text us with your name and a phone number that you can be reached at and one of us or someone on the staff here will get back to you and set up a time or let you know what time we're recording and hopefully you can make it. So please do that. We intend to record a game show episode pretty soon. So with that you were telling me about Hamilton. Yes, so I finally made the plunge. I know, obviously, I'm late to the game. It's been such a phenomenon, you know, for many years now. And so we recently got Disney Plus,

it's on Disney Plus. I have to say, the reason I've kind of avoided it is that I'm not a huge musical thing. No, no, I have a very high standard as far as it's more of a specific type I don't like your general everyday musical or standard When it comes to musical. Yeah So like I love Chicago. I have my own Your own standards my limit like Lala land One best picture No, it's the type of singing and the songs or something Like good Chicago. Okay. I love Chicago

For me I just like the music I want that high one. Yeah But so I watched Hamilton and it's fantastic I could not I just totally getting into it the beginnings a little it takes a minute to kind of get into in the beginning But man it really ramps things up and there's like some wrapping and some Characters and just everything's great about it. There's a rapping and some people and there's a stage and there's a People women men everyone's involved. Yeah, what's his name Kenny or Tega? No, Len Manuel. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of those, what do you call them, the kind, like the Paladrome or whatever it is, where you can say it backwards and forwards.

Did you know that the 21st, the 22nd, the 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th and 27th of January, the days that have just passed when we're recording are a Paladrome, you can say the same forward and backwards. Nice, fun fact. I think. Yeah. I think. I looked at the calendar and I was like,

no, no, someone told me that. But I just can't get into like, I can't, I dedicated a two-hour to my life to Hamilton. I didn't get through 20 minutes because I know that everyone, and there's songs that I've heard that I've seen, clips on YouTube that I've seen that I get really excited about. I'm like, oh, that's a great song. It's very fast. Everyone's doing their, you know, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I'm like, oh, that's a great song. It's very fast. Everyone's doing their, you know, the Ben Franklin character, especially engaging. But I couldn't get, I didn't realize that every word was gonna be sung. Well, that's the musical.

That's the thing. Well, it's not, I mean, there are plenty of musicals where there's not every word is sung. Chicago, not every word is sung in Chicago, right? A lot of it. It's kind of like, you know, these people do the remakes of Shakespeare,

the modern movie Shakespeare And then it's all in Shakespearean speak like it's literally Shakespeare. I can't get into it. Yeah It's and that's kind of like a musical. I need some yeah, I need like somebody I need to and I love music I'm a musician I'm a musician I play seven different instruments in my brain really badly Including the piquilisle. So the same as a piccolo. No, the piccolo. Piccolo is a it's like a short flute. A recorder is one of those things. No, recorder. No recorder is one of those things for you. It's like a flute like instrument, but it's plastic and I learned how to play it. I thought a recorder was one of those things where you, it's like, it's like a flute like instrument, but it's plastic and I learned how to play it. It's a little school.

I thought a recorder was one of those things you had strings and you pressed the button, it was like A, B, C, D, now whatever. Anyway. I can't get into it. I just can't get into like a full two. I didn't like it. That's all I got to say.

I didn't like it. Yeah, hey, no judgment here, because like I said, I'm people, I can't believe you didn't like La La Land. No, didn't. Yeah, okay. So different shows for different folks. And I do know that a lot of people watch Hamilton

and there was mixed reactions. A lot of people liked it very much. On Disney Plus, a lot of people said, it's not the way that you should see Hamilton. You should see it. Oh, I'd love to go see it. Yeah, I'd love to go see it. Yeah, I'd love to see anything in person. Let's all get out of this together.

Can we stop arguing? Science, man. But you know, when there's people running around with flat earth, I think that flat earth is science, we're in a lot of fucking trouble. Yeah, they're behind. Yeah, they're behind. The way, boss.

They're not, you're not helping the cause. Flat iron, micro, whatever your name is. Flat earth, Mike. I don't even know what your name is. Listen, and God bless you. It's just, it's not for us. I don't know what we're gonna talk about on the show that that's gonna be funny.

It's just gonna be an argument for an hour where no one's gonna win. Because you believe. Or as specifically making fun of him. And I don't think we wanna do that. That's right, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not gonna, I don't wanna sit around for two hours making fun of somebody.

That's just not, that's just not my thing. There are other shows that do that. That's not my, I mean, we make fun of people, but not to their faces. I'd rather do it not to their faces. I'd rather do it not to their faces. I'm too chicken shit to do it to your face. I just wanna do it, you know, while you're not here. But, you know, you're gonna come on for two hours.

You're gonna give your side of the story. I'm gonna give the truth. And then it's just gonna be an art, you know, I'm gonna give facts. You're gonna give shit. And it's just gonna be a total wash. I, as you know, I'm glued to the television station TLC.

I think you are. I get my all my news and facts. Talk about not getting behind something. I can't get behind the TLC. Why? It's just too much. I'll try and get my toe in over this next week and maybe watch something. Yeah, I just give you my code to the TLC app and you go and you just like dance around. You've watched 90 day fiance though. Yes. You like that.

Okay. Well, I understand. Right, because the strong like is a strong. I had to complete it. I'm one of those people that has to complete something. Yeah. So once I started, I had to complete it. Okay. And I can understand why you don't like my 600 pound life.

I get it, right? It's a depressing show. Yeah. For some people, it's the... Same for hoarders. Oh, hoarders I can't watch. I don't want... No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's on, like TLC has their main lineup, which is mainly 90 day fiance, Dr. Pimple Popper or seven little John Stins.

They have a lot of small people-based shows too and a lot of fat people-based shows and a lot of foreign people-based shows. That's what they do. But then they have their like, their off-hour show, which is four weddings, say yes to the dress. I don't watch, like, that stuff is kind of, it's not for me. Four weddings is okay, but might say yes to the dress. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't watch like that stuff is kind of, it's not for me. Four weddings is okay, but might say yes to the dress. I can't get into that.

Oh, weddings. I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have,

I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I wouldn't call it their main shows. It's like their secondary lineup or maybe even their tertiary lineup. Seen list.

Is my strange addiction. Okay, I have seen the advertisements for this. I haven't watched it, so do tell. I haven't seen a new episode in a long time, but I was on Clubhouse last night, waiting for Elon Musk to come on. Did you hear about this? No. Well, okay, Elon Musk went and did on Clubhouse last night waiting for Elon Musk to come on. Did you hear about this? Well, okay, Elon Musk went and did a Clubhouse

and everybody got the whole Clubhouse one crazy. Like all of the Clubhouse one crazy. And my friend and I, Allison, do some podcasts related, like about the tech, the minutia of podcasting, we do some podcast related stuff on Clubhouse. And so we had a room going and that room was very crowded for our rooms. It was very crowded because everyone was just kind of milling around Clubhouse waiting

for Elon to come on. And the maximum amount of people you can have in a room right now, I think is 5,000 people. And it was like booked out like day, you know, a day in advance. So you couldn't even get in the room. So other people were streaming Elon Musk's Clubhouse inside of clubhouse and they had thousands of people in their room. It was crazy. Everyone was piggybacking off of this one room.

Anywho, I was, did he show up? Sometime to go. He did. He showed up and he did not disappoint. He was on to like four in the morning or something. Really? Started at one, which is 10 o'clock's Pacific time, but he was still talking at three in the morning,

Pacific time, which would have been six in the morning our time. So people, I mean, that's like five hour clubhouse, right? It's crazy. Elon Musk, I don't think he sleeps. Well, I don't think so either. Yeah, he must have some kind of. He has a baby and stuff, but he's so rich he's got help.

Well, I think he's probably, you know, he's one of these guys who's like micro dosing or something probably, you know, micro dosing. That's the thing where you take just a little bit of acid. Yeah. He's like, he take just a little bit of acid. My name is Evelyn. And so one of the things that I decided to do was while I was sitting here dancing around, was watch some My Stringed Diction shows. I want to share one with you that I found.

And I think it's absolutely insane. I think we should just get right into it, itself, explanatory. What do you think? Okay, this is My Stringed Diction. I think we should just get right into it as self-explanatory. What do you think? Okay, this is my stringed addiction. This lady does what? She, listen. Oh, wait, that's not it.

I'm sorry. I apologize. Yeah, that's Dr. Phil. My name's Teresa. I'm 44 years old. I live in Bedford, Virginia. Pretty day to day. And I'm addicted to eating rocks.

What? She said, she said, I'm addicted to eating rocks. What? She said, I'm addicted to eating rocks. Eating rocks. She is eating rocks, holy. And this is not like dirt. This is not like candy rocks. This is not rock candy. This is not, this is real hard stone.

Like small. No, no, she gets big ones. And she puts them in her mouth and she sucks on them. And then she gets a hammer and breaks them up into small ones She puts them in a pill jar just like a fucking drug addict would and then she chooses them throughout the day Let's listen. There's about seven minutes of this so no expense involved now. It's free Yeah, I think if you're gonna have a habit you're gonna have a drug habit Not the no rocks, but real rocks

I got a rocks rock, rock, one time. It was very expensive. Yeah. I don't think. Oh, just the sound of that makes me crazy. That's why I can't watch DLC. Oh my God. Oh my God.

I would be able to function every day if I didn't eat some quantity of rock. Sounds like this lady has rocks on her head, doesn't it? Yes. Yeah, she just sounds like she's out of it. She just sounds like the type of... I don't know what this type... What a rock eating type of person sounds like,

but she sounds like a rock eating. What? She does, yeah. I don't know. But they're like a fraggle rock or something, or they were like, you could eat the rocks. I don't know, they must call it.

Somebody nominates them. They don't call themselves in. No one chooses to be on national television and say, I eat rocks for a living. That's what I do. You think it's real? Of course I do. I promise.

Of course I do. Please, there it is in a round. This lady eats rocks. Eat rocks. I said, eat rocks. It's eat rock. I can't believe I. What's it? Teresa has been addicted to eating rocks for more than 20 years. How does that amount to her say that with a straight face?

He's getting paid. Or not. I mean, that's why we don't have a straight face. This is unbelievable. I cannot believe it. This lady eats rocks. She was initially attracted to the earthy smell. I was just out walking one day.

I had no attention of biting into it or chewing it. But I did. And once I did that, I was hooked on that. I was, yeah, but you had no intention. You had no intention. This lady, that's what I did. I just saw a rock and flat. I think I'll just pick up that rock and sniff it, had it run it over my tongue.

Oh, shit, I chewed it. Now I'm hooked. Now I'm hooked. It's like, can I see that heroin? Can you put it in needle for me? Yeah. Do you mind if I just poke a little round a little bit and just see how to be?

Oh, I'm hooked. I can't stop now. You're eating rocks. It's rocks, lady. It's rocks. Rocks. No, you don't eat rocks. Rintentional or not intentional.

You don't do it. Small children eat rocks, and they quickly figure out it's not for them. Yeah. I'm sure we've all had a rock in our lifetime. Just tuck it up your nose. Stuck it up my nose. My son had a peanut.

Stuck it up his nose. It during Christmas time for like a day. And we didn't realize it until it's just like shout out He kept like going like this and we're like what's going on there and my grant and his grandfather like stuck a light up there He's got a peanut at least doesn't have a peanut allergy That's like a kill shot right to the brain Now Teresa can't go more than a few hours without eating rocks. Oh my god. The grittiness of it and the earthy taste. I actually like how it feels on my taste when

I'm crunching them up. Oh gosh. I like the taste of blood when my jaw breaks. I like the taste of a tube down my throat at the hospital. I mean, what the fuck? To me, Seth. What, I mean, I've got to know more now. I mean, is she having digestion issues? I would think. I will find out, but I kind of, yeah. I mean, when you just like drop a load of rocks

and you're stomach, I'm in my 40s. I am too much rice and my stomach gets upset. I'm like, oh, I got it. And by the way, I eat a lot of meat. I used to be able to take down a steak and then go run around the block, work all that. And now I eat a steak and I have to clear my calendar for a couple days. I'm like, I'm going to sleep. I'm going to recover. I feel like I'm going to hang a food hangover.

I love the steak, but I can't eat more than a couple bites of it before I feel like I have to take a nap. How do you put this many? Maybe she should try rocks. Maybe I should maybe rocks. Rocks, that's what's for breakfast. Might make you feel light in the air. Yeah, she's like, and she says it as if there's some sexiness to the grittiness and earthiness of the rocks.

There's grittiness and earthiness to some lines. It's like a forbidden thing, maybe. I guess you're not supposed to do it. Listen, here's the reality. Obviously, Teresa has cemental issues that are undiagnosed because eating rocks is covering for something. And how do you, she likes the feel of it on her teeth, just the sound of the chew of the rocks?

It's kind of like nails on a chalkboard to me. Let's continue. Absolutely. Let's continue. I'm very worried about Teresa. When your body can't handle what you're putting inside of it, it's gonna rebel against you. It's kind of like having a taste where it's... Is she skinny?

Is she open? No, no, no, no, baby. How did she look when she said baby again? I gotta stop that. What am I doing? I remember the fat diet. The fat diet. Yeah, the rock diet.

Yeah, remember someone, what was my favorite one was at the air diet, like the breast diet, just breathe when you're hungry. Yeah, no one who eats rocks is skinny. That's not a reality of life. If you eat rock, I don't know how many calories are in a rock, but just, you could probably be. I honestly have no idea for the nutritional value for a rock.

There's no nutritional value in rocks. Or I mean, listen, that's not true. Maybe there's some salt or some calcium or something like that. I mean, if there are earthen rocks, what are the kind of rocks are there? What are the kind of rocks? Well, I guess I'm thinking about like gravel, maybe like man-made rocks.

Does she discriminate? Gravel's still in regular rocks, but I can understand what's happening. She's in concrete and busted up. Oh, yeah, that's true, that's concrete. But okay, or lava rocks. Lava rocks. Lava rocks, which is still earth regular rocks, but I can understand what's in concrete and bust it up. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's concrete. But okay, or lava rocks. Lava rocks, which is still earth and rocks, but it's lava rocks.

The exotic. Yeah, I can't imagine eating. The lava. Oh, God. I remember we straight from Hawaii. In the Midwest, lava rocks are everything. Like everyone has lava rocks. The whole yard is full of lava rocks, right?

And it's just the most awful thing in the world. This is porous, rough. You can't walk on it. You can't look at it, but instead of grass people, they just do my lava rocks. Here in Georgia, you're like, look at the brand new sign I got, but in Chicago, I was like, hey, take a look at my lava rocks. Just got straight off the volcano. It's not even a volcano anywhere around. Where'd you get this? Home Depot. David will can't anywhere around, where'd you get this? Home Depot. Paris's favorite type of rock is a mixture of several minerals, including granite.

Granite. She uses a hammer to break them up into bite-sized pieces. Oh, no. This is about the size I like it because it's not as hard as swallow. I would normally take them. By the way, I've seen the video, and she's talking about the size of, like, let's say a dime.

They're dime-sized. Ugh. And she's, like, in the show, she's taking a hammer, and she's busting the size of like, let's say a dime. They're dime-sized. And she's like in the show, she's taking a hammer and she's busting up this huge rock, but before she does, she sticks the entire rock in her mouth and like sucks on it. It's just highly disturbing. Yeah, this, yeah, this is a new definition to rock in your size.

A piece like this. And normally just put it in my mouth or buy it on it. Or just put the whole piece in my mouth and... It's making me cringe. And get the earth to taste off of it. It's really the earthly taste she's going through. I know, she's got the earth. She's trying some dirt.

Yeah, try some dirt. There's some great wines with an earthy tail quality You can eat mushrooms mushrooms have an earthy taste Yeah, and there's lots of them on the mushrooms you can eat you I did matter effect I need to eat some mushrooms actually You could taste it with the bar Level around We need some micro dosing over here micro Microdosing aisle three, it's Teresa.

Was it rocks in her brain? I love the music, it's just so exciting. I love the music, it's just so exciting. I'm not ashamed of it, so it doesn't bother me. Teresa, you should be ashamed of it. Like I know, I guess, but you're freak-fluck. You do you should be. You should be. I know. I guess you beat you. You beat you. You beat you. You beat me. I'm sorry.

I don't know. Okay, our head says it. I'm a rocky. I'm one rocky woman. Did you guys like anything to start with here at DJ Friday? Yes. He has. He has a lot of rocks.

He has some rocks and cheese. Do you have any, you have any granted? With a nice Merlot That's awesome. Yeah, actually she's a cheap date Just bring a platter full of different rocks with some wine Nothing says I love you. I think says I love you like rocks Chocolate box full of rocks Hey honey, I'm sauteing up some, sauteing up some from apradite. Ha ha ha ha.

I would have made some nice, I would have made some nice lava stone wood on you. How do you feel about that? Yeah. Sounds great. Wow. Yeah. You don't see any like model type women like eating raw. No. This girl has undiagnosed mental.

Did they have to get psychologist on site? They do, but I didn't get that far enough. That's a good, just get boring after that. That's what the fun part is. They actually get help for their addiction. By the way, they get help eventually. But listen, her son here is is gonna come up here at a moment He's got some concern. Oh, I eat it

At home of course watching TV movies in my bedroom Driving down the road petting one of my 25 Movie like I'm picturing instead of popcorn. It's wrong. Yeah, I'm picturing her watching Hamilton popcorn it's rock yeah I'm picturing her watching Hamilton She's got it in a pill bottle. I swear to God listen to her son her son's coming up here Well, by the way, it's just the it's the funniest voice I've ever I've ever heard I do eat more rocks when I'm nervous up that it does like spray me down and it makes sense Ground to my mom eats rocks It's kind of like she goes to La La land.

She doesn't seem to be paying attention to anything going on around her. Really? When my mom eats her off. She goes to like a trance, kind of. Yeah, she's like, she looks like when you watch the show, she's in his own of some sort, you know, her son is just like the funniest, looking and sounding man I've ever seen in my entire life and he's clear he's clearly like the smart oh I would be a shit yeah please if your mom was eating rocks like around your friends yeah mom hey do you want to come spend a night with my house hey do you want

to come spend a night with my house no I do not your mom eats rocks it's a little weird. Hey, it's me, Ted. You remember my mom eats rocks. My mom said you come over and play on the swings but she's gonna be underneath us. Even some rocks. Imagine you go to the playground and all your swing on the swings that all mom wants to do is pick up rocks and eat them. Teresa even drives up to an hour away to reach the rocks that make her mouth water I used to drive an iron is a weed dealer I guess that makes sense I know driving an hour away to make them to get the rocks that are mouth water. Yeah, I mean It's like it's like not even that she's a rock eater is that she a discerning rock eater. Yes, she's got a specific type of rock that she needs in her mouth that makes a water.

This is one of my places that I come to get the rocks. I like it because it's actually in the dirt banks and it's really good piece of crushing up and eating. Oh. Other people have told me to worry about animals using the bathroom and things like that or oil leaks or anything that might get on the rocks, but I don't care to wash them. I never can thought about that part of it. Yeah, that's highly disturbing.

Yeah, good dear shit all over here. That's a real good friend. I know. Look it out for you. Yeah, I'm looking out for you. I'm going to talk to you about your rock problem. Listen, I'm really concerned about the deer pee that might be on your rocks.

Can we at least clean those rocks? It's like there's a highway, like the side wherever it is. There is, it's a highway right there. There's like a bulldozer, and I guess the bulldozer is like clearing the way for her. I'm not even sure. Sure. Sorry.

Yeah, it gives, definitely new meaning to the word pet rock. Yeah. No rock rocket safe. No Rock, you like if the dog was walking through your house and you ate it Teresa's addiction to eating rocks hasn't come without a price I've had a tooth break before from eating rock. No fucking shit. Yeah, I heard dentist has got to be like What are you eating rocks? Oh shit. Yeah, her dentist is like, keep eating those rocks. Keepin' the lights out around here.

I have a few chubby, three-hundreds-while job in the car. Actually, peace is lodged in my throat and it scared me. Oh wow. I've had a lot of my stools and trouble was going to the bathroom. Yeah, that's the other part. You're coming out the other end. How does that feel? Yeah. Awful, I would think.

Yeah. I mean, I have trouble sometimes in the morning. And I'm like, wow, I feel like I have a rock back there. But now she's got real rock. Yeah, that's her toilet must be taken to be. Yeah, I'm sure that septic tank is a little worse for the wearer. Her plumbers probably like, let's go to these pipes.

Yeah, that's right. These pipes are all torn up. What's going on here? I got some rock sheet in my ass. I've told my mom many times what could happen to her. She's taking it pretty lightly, I think. Yeah, she's like, I don't like me. You don't say. She doesn't like to wait for me. Anytime he finds my locks, he does them away.

Don't go on the white please. I think it's going to take all of us, her friends, her family, everyone to say. You need to put these away. I'm not ready to stop, and I don't think there's anything that will make me stop. How do you have friends if you're eating rocks? How does that get brought up? Like family? Okay, you're stuck with that,

but friends, like how do you even bring that up? Like, how nice to meet you. I don't, listen, if you had a rock, I actually thought about this. If you had a rock eating problem, how would I address that with you? I probably hit you over the side of the head with that rock.

Please do. I know. I've been like, the fuck are you doing? Yeah. What are you thinking? What are you thinking, Houdley? You're eating rocks for breakfast. Yeah.

Unbelievable. So, okay, so I got one more. You want one, not one more about Teresa. You want one more? Sure. Okay, listen to this. Okay, we'll just get right into it. I'm nervous.

You tell me how you feel. My name is Evelyn. I'm 27 years old. I live in Cape D'Aurot, Missouri and I'm addicted to drinking air freshener. Oh. Drinking air freshener. When she says drinking air freshener,

you have to see the visual on this because she is actually taking air freshener and spraying it into a cup full of ice and drinking at that age. What? Listen. My name is Evelyn. I'm 27 years old.

I live in Cape D'Aurot, Missouri and I'm addicted to drinking air freshener. My name is Evelyn. I'm 27 years old. I live in Cape Dreda, Missouri, and I'm addicted to drinking air freshener. My name is Evelyn. I'm 27 years old. I live in Cape Dreda, Missouri, and I'm addicted to drinking air freshener. I love air freshener. I love it.

Absolutely. What I love about drinking air freshener is the taste. There is a million air fresheners out there But the one that I like is fresh linens. Of course. Why wouldn't you like Everybody likes that Right after the wash. Oh my god. This is like Yeah Smell but it's unbelievable like

He's gonna say smell but it's unbelievable like That's it that's my baby fresh linen Like Chris linen like how do you even discover this? Don't don't know. Don't know Chrissy. I just one day like I wonder Don't know Chrissy I just one day like I want to do it. Yeah, I just don't know Yeah, if you ever had a strange addiction No, no compared to these people. I mean Now my cocaine addiction doesn't seem so bad At least it wasn't strange people ever cocaine addiction

Sigurates I know That was just a bad addiction. Yeah, let's listen to some more. I love it. Absolutely. What I love about drinking air freshener is the taste. There is a million air fresheners out there. Oh, my God. But the one that I like is fresh liners.

Yeah, of course. I try to try other scents, but I don't like them. None of them taste like they say they smell. Cinnamon is not cinnamon. Apple crisp is like them. None of them taste like they say they smell. Cinnamon is not cinnamon. Apple crisp is like dirt. You, hold on, you don't say none of them taste like they say they smell. I guess they're not supposed to taste that.

Yeah, you fucking twod. If it's a cinnamon on the air fresner can is supposed to smell like cinnamon. Do you know how many chemicals they put in there to get that to smell like cinnamon? It's not like they put a cinnamon stick in there with some fucking fresh air. Let's go, hey.

Glade. They don't put a fucking ocean in there when it says ocean breeze. You know, spray it and taste, it's squid and salt water. That's not what happens. You dumb dumb. That new car smell.

They have a car in the can. In the can. They put brand new leather in the can. It's unbelievable. I'm not of them taste of advertise. That's right. Do you know that the Christmas candle has a Christmas candle light inside of it? Christmas Christmas tree right inside of it.

Unbelievable. Oh. Oh. You're a champ. I've got to have a fresh linen. I literally crave it. In the last three years, there's not a day where I've not had it. Three years, three years of drinking spray.

What is in spray that you could possibly be edible? Are you asking me? Are you asking me? I'm beyond, now I know there's lots of people who put stuff in their body that's not good for you, right? There's people that drink, you know, fucking bathtub gin, there are people that have paint and put, you know, the guys with the gold circles

around their mouth, they walk around the streets. Have you seen that? They drink gold paint because it's got a certain kind of chemical in it. And so, or silver paint or whatever it is. And so, they walk around and they've got the silver and gold like, lips because they put it in a bag and they just... Oh my god. Yeah.

And so, they walk into a store and ask for a couple cans of paint with gold paint around their lips. What? A certain, what are you doing with that paint? Ah, paint a bathroom. A renovating. You got it around your lips. Oh, I just forgot.

Foot of my ass. Can I just get that? You don't mind? Listen, three years, three years. And this girl seems like an intelligent woman and she's for three years. She's been drinking this shit. She's got to die soon, right? You got to imagine. That's not good for you. I mean, I don't, she's probably got a longer she's been drinking this shit. She's got to die soon, right? You got to imagine.

That's not good for you. I mean, I don't, she's probably got a longer lifespan than the elated eating rocks, but. But. That music does. You want to taste it? You should taste it.

Come on, come on. My fiance thinks I'm crazy. She's got a fiance. She's gotta be honest. She's gotta be honest. Oh my god. So somebody bought this hookline and sinker. And how do you announce that? I don't know.

Is that a first date or a second date kind of thing? Or did he catch her? But wait, she has a job where she does this. And her boss is like fully supportive of the whole situation Yeah, this is what people future way feminine love Suspren't I don't understand. I'm pretty sure it's unhealthy because if you look at it, it says flink Where did you get your degree, sir? I'm gonna send my children there. Where did you get your degree? I'm pretty sure Is he will go out and shop he'll get a couple of cans that he's kind of my enabler because he will go out and shop

He'll get a couple of cans that he thinks that many He he goes and buys her this is like a present. Yeah. Yeah I wish asked her had a ditch and like this. I just throw it over on the side of the road get some rocks head over to CVS Get some great blade Pockets that are whatever it is And she was spray And now wake up and then she'll lay back down I actually didn't do it in the middle of the night She's sprays her arm out and drives me for a day

Yeah, I'd say spray as the deal regga I would say that is the deal breaker. Yeah, I'd say spray is the deal breaker. You're gonna start spraying this and you'll be. I would say that he calls it spray. Spray. She likes the spray. She likes the spray. I like that term. She likes the spray.

That's right. Well, I think that's a deal breaker for me too. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I've probably dated women that have weirder eating habits than spray. Like salsa. Oh, that's true. Oh, yeah, I mean, is there a difference? I probably days of women that have weirder eating habits and spray like salsa Yeah, I mean is there a difference? I mean at least salsa is edible in some way shape or four

But you're supposed to eat salsa Well, you know supposed to eat salsa breakfast lunch and dinner for you. No not as much as yes You shouldn't eat salsa as much as you spray. Let's put it that way in the spray to salsa ratio You're eating a lot more salsa than you are spray as much as you spray. Let's put it that way. In the spray to salsa ratio, you're eating a lot more salsa than you are spray. But the rock lady has taken them all. Okay, I mean, you must, I don't, she eats rocks six times a day. That's like pounds of rocks every day.

She's not engaged. I guess the good news is, rocks have no fat. That's what I was saying. So you're not a bizarre, yeah, no, no, no, no. Even if she was skinny, she'd still weigh a lot.

Because I mean, it's just dense rocks just at the bottom of her stomach. I'd be interested to know that. I know. We should see if we can find Teresa and ask her if we can weigh her after, like weigh her pre and then post rock eating. And then I'll eat an equal amount of like some kind of food,

like carrots or something. Teresa, call 470-584-449. The commercial break, love to have you on. No judgment here. Well, actually lots of judgment The commercial break love to have y'all know judgment here. Well, actually lots of judgment here, but we also have empathy for you. So, yeah, but we know that there's great content and there's great content if you just give us a call.

Well, negotiate love is powerful, I guess, because he'll just drink it to make me happy. I'll hurt the heart. He's drinking it. Everyone's into the spray. Everyone's got the spray on their mind. I'll make them drink it. Oh, God. I'm poisoning my fiance Yes, you are It's nasty

It's disgusting, but she loves it and I love her so therefore I just have to Do it with it. You wait you have to drink spray because your wife is drinking spray, your future wife is drinking spray, and he said it tastes like soap. Yeah, the logic in that doesn't quite jive. And by the way, I've gotten a little for breeze in my mouth. You know, I've got over for breeze on the couch or something like that.

It does not taste like fucking soap. It tastes like, I don't know, bleach and gasoline mixed together. Fucking disgust it. So now you have to put, I still wanna go shit. We negotiate it. Yeah. I do do want her stop it's like anybody else that has a habit you can't expect them to break the habit very quickly when I first started it was actually this is not heroin you're not gonna go through

with draws over the spray you know I gotta do is just stop putting spray in you know we know enough about it that's true those chemicals might be tough right yeah let's let's listen to two of the work part. Let's get to that one. Sit it, basically. I was walking through my hallway after going to get a cup of crushed ice. They're automatic sprayers that freshen the house. Spray it as I was walking past.

It dusted the rim of my glass. It was a free bird that I liked. That is a likely story. It dusted the rim of your glass. Wanted straight out of the can. Who's keeping their air fresheners like at cup heights? Who does that? Little ketchup. Or it has to go over crushed ice. So just spray it over the ice.

And then you just eat it from there. So it's a dusting. Yeah, she's dusting the ice. She puts it in her mouth, too., she's dusting the ice. Straight. She, no, she puts it in her mouth too, but it has to be ice cold. She keeps him in the refrigerator. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says.

Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her son says. Oh, man, that's what her it's not good for me, so I don't want them to follow that way. My kids are my all. And if they picked up this habit, that's when I'll stop. I'll work.

I'll work. Oh. But you have kids, that's the point. You shouldn't be doing this because you have children. And those children need you. And you gotta be doing like serious neurological damage to your head when you're drinking like fucking, I don't know, Eptopep, double B-mobile mobile whatever the fuck they put in that shit that cannot be good for you

Listen, I don't even like spraying it around my house because I fear that I'm spraying some nasty Like a natural yeah, like essential oils or something my dogs start, you know They start twitching after I spray that stuff actually didn't know shit I had a dog one time and I got Fibri's pet safe for or pet Fibri's right. He came, he liked to run out in the mud. He got dirty. I washed him. He smelled very wet and so did his cushion that I put in his crate. I sprayed that crate with a bunch of that pet stuff and then he went to bed later on that night. I had to take him to the emergency vet that night because he started having convulsions and throwing up crazy and the lady,

the veterinarian was like, that just because it's pet, like it says pet on it, doesn't mean it's pet safe. That dogs have a reaction to it. So if a dog has a neurological reaction to it, you can have children think about this. Now here she goes to work, ready? Are we gonna get a furniture store? Yes.

Well, at least, you know, it should be like furniture, like wood polishes or something. I use their furniture, I work no matter what time, but I'm opening the store, closing the store, or finishing up a sale, I will have it there. My employee Evelyn is a rock star at her job that has a very strange addiction to air fresheners. I'm addiction to air fresheners,

it doesn't really hinder her work performance that I've ever seen. Come on, dude. On a day Evelyn sprays anywhere from three to six times a day that I hear. There are days when I see stress levels go up that it sounds like an air freshener factory. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh. And I think he's like, well, the store smells good and I'm not engaged to her. I am. So. I don't have to fuck her. I'm really well. At least your breath smells good, I'm not engaged to her. So, I'm not a good job really. At least your breast smells good, I guess. I don't know what that whole situation is about, but you got to imagine her breast smells

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