The Commercial Break - Lug Nut Casanova

Episode Date: January 26, 2021

Bryan and Hoadley follow up on last season's popular (Crackhead Casanova) episode with a review of Frank... The "over 50" crowd trusts Frank to tell them what to wear, how to groom, where to party, how to stay buff, how to pick up "chicks" and, of course, how to tell when your girl is cheating on you! Join the gang as they take a ride on the Frank train to crazy town... Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO ([phone]) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Facebook Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube Join us live on Fireside New episodes every Tuesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Never had one lesson. On this episode of the commercial break. What is going on in there? Nothing. See, he's helping me. He's helping me with my overall. We're practicing our wind. I'm getting my read wet. Because you know, in a wind instrument you have a read.

You've got to get it wet before you play. So that's my story about the saxophone. Wasn't that interesting? Now that everyone's tuned out. We can get to know that. We can talk about some real stuff now. Yes, I got a new degree in the bad class. If you need a little trim up or a tight enough, let me know.

It's going to the salon and getting your hair cut on the major surgery. And you'll have many stitches. So now that you have a king bed, is there room for a third? I'm just wondering how loud am I on the head? There is technically. But so I was like, okay, I got to go find another pickup artist type that we can highlight and I have found our man for the more mature crowd out there.

For the over 50 crowd. This is... He's targeted. Let's... You want to just get right into it? We can just go for it. Okay. Let's meet Frank. Here we go.

What is going on everybody? Whoa! Whoa! What's going on everybody? I've been taking steroids since I was 27 years old. I just did two lines of cocaine and I took some some red bone I've been partying on here. Woohoo! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. I just like a low horn in the back that goes boom boom boom. I like that low horn. Yeah, it's like a it's a

Trombone It's a Trombone No, it's a tuba. That's what it is It's a tuba. Yeah, I don't I don't know if everybody in the audience knows this but I was third line Sax of third chair saxophone The 1993 St. Pius Wind Wind section In 1993, St. Pius, wind section.

Yes, and I was in the wind section because I was full of wind. And it, listen, it took a lot of hard work and dedication to get my alto saxophone to be third chair. No, four saxophones. I think that one guy, like some chronic disease and he was always out. So Mr. Poole, who think that one guy, like some chronic disease and he was always out. So Mr. Poole, who was my band director,

was a big rudge and he hated me. I never practiced, I never did anything. I regularly miss events that we were supposed to be too. Like, I feel like the high school football game was below me. So I was like, I'm not sure what to finish. I'm gonna blow my saxophone with the high school. That's the main concert. Well, yes.

That in the trip to Bush Gardens every year, which I did attend, just to let you know, the Bush Gardens, and then we would do the graduation ceremony. For all, I was a freshman, and then we do, in the sophomore year, the graduating class. We would sit up there, and we would play that fucking ode to March or whatever it was,

and then, then, then, then, then, then. class we would sit up there and we would play that fucking O'damarcher whatever it was you know ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- a long time, Hody, we were talking like 30, 45 minutes a plan that same day. It's a long time. Yeah, so we got lots of trouble, almost gotten lots of trouble because me and my friend, who I won't mention here, he might not want that, but we were cigarette smokers. And this was down at the museum, the high museum in Atlanta, where the real workers took place, right, in the symphony hall. And so we ran across the street, we grabbed a pack of cigarettes. We all smoked camels because those were cool. But they only had, the only camels they had were the unfiltered ones. So while we were rehearsing before this show, I know unfiltered cigarettes when you're 15 fucking years old and you got to blow

a horn for an hour and 30 minutes. We ran up to the far, furthest bathroom that we could find. You gotta remember back then, people smoked inside. Sometimes we up to the far furthest bathroom that we could find. You got to remember back then people smoked inside sometimes We went into the bathroom and we were in a stall and we were smoking these unfilters and I mean just like They were just awful and we got a security What is going on in there? nothing See he's helping me

He's helping me. He's helping me with my overall. We're practicing our wind. I'm getting my read wet. Because you know, in a wind instrument, you have a read. You've got to get it wet before you play. So that's my story about the saxophone. Wasn't that interesting?

Now that everyone's tuned out, we can get to know that, we can talk about some real stuff now. Um, Brian, this is Chrissy Hodley, we both dated McGiver back in the 80s. Yes. Yeah, he could fix it. He was hot. Yeah, he was.

Harry Dean Anderson. He looks cute in those jeans. The tight jeans and all the guys in the 80s wore. What were they called? No one gets between me and my stetsons. Is that what it was? Stetson jeans. Those stetsons. Is that what it was? Stetson jeans. Those stetsons were a brand.

Yeah, remember what was her name? Brooke Shields used to wear stetsons. And I there was like the glory or Vanderbilt ones too. Yeah, I didn't want that high brow. I had the stetsons with the whip as the logo. Yes. My mom brought Levi's and Levi's only. Hi, Brian.

I got you some Hawaiian shorts for your roller skating party tonight. But mom, it's February in Chicago. Oh, I thought it looked good with your roller skates. I was bound in determined to go to that roller skating part, to a roller skating party, where a girl that I like was there. Love it. And the couple skate and the all skate. Yeah, backward skate. Skate races, member of the races, I thought I...

Oh yeah. I just thought I was the baddest skater on the block. And I came downstairs with these Hawaiian shorts that my mom had bought, like literally they had this Hawaiian pattern on them. They were more like a bathing suit. Right. Because February and Chicago. And I'm like, I thought it was the coolest thing ever

with this mesh t-shirt. Oh, a mesh. You see through a mesh? See through a mesh. It was the thing. For your nose, the thing through. My little, yes, my petite little, my petite little preteen nipples.

Yes, oh, that you're sick and disgusting. And I got to that place. And everybody just, they just had a howl in a hoot. Yes, at Brian's Hawaiian shorts You were the entertainment. I was the Hawaiian short. It really what my mom explained to me afterwards was It wasn't that you look bad Brian. It was just that the Hawaiian shorts didn't go with the black rollers Oh, that was it. That's why everyone did like it. I think everyone just didn't like me Welcome to the commercial break podcast if you're here for the first time, welcome aboard.

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and all of the audio episodes are available. There at the commercial break is our Instagram and 470-5848-449s where you can text us or leave us a message if you'd like to. That's in the United States. I forgot about that. I need to get back on some things. Yeah, it's not like there's a ton of traffic going to that telephone. With the inauguration and everything's past week.

Well, I mean. So, but now I'm gonna jump back in and call our line. Yeah, you're gonna leave a message for our line. The Christy's literally gonna phone it in next week. She just leave a message and I'll put it right on the tape and everything will be cool. Yeah, you know, yeah, I don't even want to get into it. I'm just not even gonna go there.

Yeah. Remember this song? This is a theme to Gary Schoen. The theme to Gary Schoen. Gary called me up and asked if I would ride his theme song. I'm almost halfway finished. How do you like it? Do you remember this song?

Yes. It's great. So for those of you who don't know, who weren't alive when this show was even aired, Gary Shanling was a famous comedian who died a number of years ago, but he had two really big television hits. I mean, he had, he was in a lot of movies and stuff like that. He was known for the Larry Sanders show, which was, is a piece of TV history.

I mean, it's such a brilliant show. It's a show about him being a late night, a late night TV show host. Yeah. And all of the comings and goings of the late night television show that he has called the Larry Sanders show, which is just, it's just super funny. It's like 30 rock, a raw 30 rock is kind of the best way to explain it, but then even before that,

he had the Gary Shandling show, which was him, apparently in his living room, just having people come in and talk and it was. What we're doing. Yeah, like we're doing. It was one of those shows that they broke the, what do they call it, just having people come in and talk and it was. What were doing. Yeah, like we're doing. It was one of those shows that they broke the, what do they call it, the fourth wall or the third wall? How many walls are there in TV and how many do you have to break?

There is a theory. It's a glass ceiling. It was the best show. And then yesterday I was in the shower and for whatever reason, I started whistling the Gary Shanling theme song. And I haven't seen that show in 20 fucking years. This is Kamu Shabik. You're watching Kamu Shabik. Yes, I did.

I'm just putting my drugs right in front of everybody. It's allergy medication. I'm allergic to this microphone. Yes, just look down and saw Brian's nasal spray. For any of you who are wondering, that is how you break the fourth wall. Thank you. We needed that in this show. Do you you got a new bed? I did. Tell me about it. Made it. We made the leap from Queen to King. From it's a game changer. Yeah. How so? What is the best thing about having a king bed? Well, there's just more room. Are you looking to get away from chef?

No. I love to struggle, but not the entire night. Okay. Let me ask you a thing about a relationship. Yeah. So when you get first getting into a relationship, it's like snuggle time all the time. You want to be as close to somebody as possible in the bed. How long did it take for you and Jeff

to slowly start to separate each other? Because it happens with all couples. Just like a week ago, because we're gonna have to. So when you were in the queen, you guys were just on top of each other, and now, so does it feel strange to you that now you and Jeff are separated by a little bit of room, or does it feel like I finally have some room?

Well, we've slept in Kingbeds before, because hotels, you know, and we've noted in Kingbeds before because hotels, you know. Okay, yeah. And we've noted that it feels nice to have. To have a little bit of room. A little bit of room for yourself. So this past year, I think a lot of other people are doing the same thing with pandemic you're kind of reevaluating your home.

No, well, some people are, yeah. But you're reevaluating your surroundings. Hmm. Reevaluating your marriage, aren't you? Surroundings? What does this mean? I'm just trying to say it's me. Hey.

Oh, Henry. Henry. Happy New Year to you too. Is that on a Mayan calendar or the Chinese calendar? Rich one. It's it's happy New Year. I'll longer say happy New Year to you too, Tom Tom. I say it's on the end of January?

I think the entire season is what you guys agree about, remember correctly. So you're reevaluating your marriage. Tell me more about this. How are you in Jef to? I did not say that I said reevaluating your surroundings. I think it'd be very broadly that when I meant your marriage because I was listening very intently. I don't know if you know, but I'm a doctor of psychology as well as a doctor of vaginal

plastic. Oh. Yes, I got a new degree in vaginal plastic if you need a little trim up or a tighten up. Let me know. It's going to the salon and getting your hair cut on the major surgery and you'll have many stitches. Now that you have a king bed, is there room for a third. I'm just wondering how loud they're on it. Technically, there is. It's so good to see you. I know it's been a while. I just finally got the invite to come back into America after being deported twice. Now that we've got a new president, I'm very excited. That's right, everyone. It's free for all down there. I don't know if you know that there's a line of people I didn't get in the door, but Henry found a Since I am the muscles are way to the front. I'm a diplomat. I don't know if you know that for my country

So I just kind of said hey, I'd like to come back to the United States and they said come on in through the border Some place down in Texas and don't worry about water's fine. The water's fine. It's actually very cold I don't know if you know that the desert is hot The water's fine. It's actually very cold. I don't know if you know that. The desert is hot. The water's cold. It's a very treacherous thing we do. So I just wanted to tell you though, I'm very happy.

Happy New Year. Very happy that you had a Merry Holiday. And I'm so excited about this King Bed because I think it opens up a lot of opportunities. I was thinking of you. I think on the back of the mind while I push Jeff to get the king. Yes. Yes. In my country, the men do not sleep in the same bed as the women. This is a big, big no, no, no, no, no, you never do this. Yes, the men tend to sleep

at their mistress' houses and then the women sleep in their own bed. But let me give you a little piece of another piece of advice because I know that you've been you took my last advice the heart which I got hate to make all about so sorry. Jeff Jeff was a little surprised at the mashed potato. I will have a little bit of that. For those of you that don't know this is number one rule, marriage rule in my country is that if you're having marriage problems, you do the mashed potatoes. Can you remember what it is? Yes.

Okay, it's when Jeff walks us, say that Jeff and Chrissy are having some noom-should problems. Jeff walks in the door and Chrissy is waiting on Bended Knee to punch him a couple times in the balls. Yeah, that was the little surprise when I pulled that move. Oh, you did? Yeah. How did he react? He was surprised. I get excited person. I love a surprise match potato dinner. I don't know it's something. I don't know what's going on with me. But I talked to the doctor. I

say, I love when this matches the match potatoes. And he said, you're not going to have children, but it's okay. Something about the sperm count. Okay, listen, so now that you've got this bigger bed, I just want you to know, I just want you to know that I think our relationship can grow stronger because yours and Jess, it's failing miserably, according to your bed. Why get a king bed?

Why not go smaller and not bigger? Isn't it like, don't you want Jeff want to be closer? Not further? No, it's all about sleep quality Sleep quality I don't know anything about that. You're new health Sleep is a big part of health. Oh, it is Dr. Brian about that Is it 16 minutes of sleep at the last 16?

I love that I think he loves the daughter of the man. She will not sleep or not and she needs a king size better her own. So, okay, well listen, I just want to say happy New Year and I wish you guys all the best coming up in the future on season two. You're welcome. I hope I hope the door is we have an open door policy here. I hope your bedroom also has that same country. Make sure you tell Jeff. I said hello and if he's feeling a little stomach pain later on, it does not have to do with anything I put in the water. Okay, goodbye. Talk to everybody later. Oh, it's here to help you. Here you go.

God bless you on the first. Ciao. Oh, look, that's Henry's first season two visit. Yeah. Another eventful visit from you. This sweet, he's a thoughtful. He is. I'm not sure who he is.

I'm not sure who he is. I'm not sure who he is. He's a doctor. He's doing vaginal plastic now, which is, you know, I guess that's the thing the kids are doing these days. I actually read an article that in Hollywood there was a doctor who said that in the last three, he's a vaginoplasty doctor. And he, in the last three years, he said his average age of customer went from the like 28 to 38 range to 18 to 25 range.

So they're getting a lot of... Ethical. I'm not even... I'm not sure how much of plastic surgery in general is ethical, but I mean, listen, it's a thing. People are willing to pay for it. And, you know, what are you going to do? And if you feel embarrassed about it, then I don't...

Yeah. Okay, go get it fixed. But I don't know... what are you gonna do? And if you feel embarrassed about it, then I don't, I mean, yeah, okay, go get it, go get it fixed, but I don't know, I think you're right, I think a question about someone that's 18 years old right out of the gate, getting through, Lily, who all cut up, I'm not sure that's the thing to do. But so the bed is good, you guys are now, I guess the question was,

I was thinking about this the other night, after and I are almost six years together, almost, how long will you and Jeff together, seven? No, coming up on nine. Coming up on nine? Yes. You and Jeff were together three years before Astrid and I met? Did I really?

Yeah, this may. Huh. It doesn't seem like it was that long in between. But I was, I was floating down a river of bloodlite. I heard some of that time. The blackout years. Oh. I was floating down a river in one light. I heard some of that time. The blackout years. Oh.

How are you worst day were the blackout? I always stay were the blackout. My blackout years were so bad. I remember some of my blackouts. I can remember blacking out on some of my blackouts. But I remember when Astrid and I got together, it was in almost every relationship where I would spend the night with somebody.

It's like you're all over each other for that first. I'm gonna give it like three to six months and then slowly you start to separate in the bed. It's like you're cuddling all night at the beginning, but then after a certain amount of time get shorter and shorter how close you guys are getting. So in other words, you might spend all night cuddling at first and then after a certain amount of time, get shorter and shorter. How close you guys are getting? So in other words, you might spend all night cuttling at first. And then after three months,

it's like you cuddle for the first three hours. And then you go to the bathroom and you come back and you're like, she's fine. I'm not gonna wake her up. I'm just gonna be over here in the front. I have to say, I have never, in any, all my years been an all night cutler. Like I like targeted cuddles.

You like short term cuttling. And do you like to get it all in? A little cuddle. You like short term cuddling. And do you like to get it all in? A little cuddle. You cuddle in bursts. Yes, you're a burst cuddler. Burst cuddler. Yeah. It goes on like a burst cuddler.

Cuddler, I'm a burst cuddler. There should be an emoji for that. There should be an emoji for that. Where it's just like you cuddle and then you separate. It goes like this and then like that. But there's a love, there's a little heart in between you so. Yeah, I mean, relationships change over time. That's just the way that it happens.

But I just remember the time when Aster and I would be, when we would cuddle all night. And that happened for probably many months or most of the night for many months, but then slowly but surely you start to step now. I've got three children and two dogs and bet... I mean, it's the most unbelievable, it's unbelievable how children change their life,

fundamentally, on every fucking level. I'm seeing it with everybody that I know. I know. And I mean, I'm sure even being like a stepmom, right? That children change their life in every fundamental way when they're around. Absolutely. They're, you know, teenagers now, but yes. Yeah.

Yeah, like, I mean. But the small, the really small ones though, they do, they get in the bed. Yeah. My sister's going through it now. Is she going through? They sleep with her all night long. They don't start off that way. They start in their own bed. See, we don't even pretend.

And then they go, and they go. I don't even pretend. Like, I'm not going to pretend that my son's going to sleep in his own bed. I'm not going to put in there for posterity sake to make myself feel better about, I'm trying because the truth is, I know that no matter how hard I try, he's gonna come back in and the truth is there's some part of you that's,

that there's some part of me that says to myself, well, he's not always gonna want to sleep in the bed with me. So what's one more fucking night, right? That's true. And then we try to- Try to 18. Yeah. Till they're 18.

I know what you 18. Yeah. Till they're 18. I know what you did. Yeah. I'm not sure I ever slept in my parents, but I think my dad recognized me as Satan from the moment I came out. And he was like, that kid, no, I don't want his karma anywhere around me. Speaking of Satan, karma, I don't know if you remember this, but I dated a woman. So I dated. I dated a woman.

God. Okay. Where is this going? I don't I didn't really if you remember this, but I dated a woman. So I dated a woman. Okay, where is this going? Because I do remember a couple of Satan like, yeah. Okay. I love it. So I dated a woman and it was very rocky road for years on and off on and off rocky road. But I had a queen size mattress in the apartment that I lived in and I had just got I had just gotten it. This is going to go somewhere. Trust me. I had just gotten it. And when I started dating this girl, obviously, we slept in that bed a lot together. So then fast forward three years. And I we finally just kind of call it off for good and then I start dating another woman. And as you do, when you get into a relationship, you start talking about the last relationship you have, right?

It's not uncommon that you would go and have a conversation about the last relationship. Correct. And so the new girlfriend identifies quickly this woman as the devil and she demands, before she even sleeps in my bed, she demands that I take the queen size mattress out of the house. And she wants me to burn it in the bed. Do you remember this? Like she was like, I want you to go gasoline on it and I want you to set it on fire.

I can feel the bad karma. It was from the energy, the karma, the energy, which worked out well for me. We're at her and I are together to the set of seven children, House on the Hill, fence two and a half dogs. Grass fed grass, baby. Grass fed grass.

Well, I I wanted you to know that you and I a couple of many, many episodes ago. We did an episode about a pick up artist. Do you remember this? The Don Juan Parajon episode. What do we call that episode? The Crackhead Casanova. The Crackhead Casanova. And then fast forward a number of episodes and we promised that we're going to do another Crackhead Casanova episode. But we never got to it. And at the end of the season, I said, today is the day. I want you to know that I have scoured the internet high and low. For that same guy. Not for the same guy. I can't find him. I think he's been scrubbed. I think he's been scrubbed. I think when they took all the Q and on. Yeah.

He probably don't pick up chicks. Hey, what's going on? You want to store him Nancy Pelosi's office with him? Get a restraining order. I can't find him. I know he had multiple videos because when we recorded that, he had multiple videos. He was fucking crazy. For those of you that go back and listen to Crackhead, Casanova, and just don't mind all the sound quality because it's awful at that point. But it's like episode number seven or something.

But there is a guy guy and we highlighted him. We played like a number of clips about this guy and everything that he said basically would get you arrested or rescheduled. Yeah, it was wrong. Everything. It was wrong. It was wrong. It was wrong. Oh, Rob, don't do this. Don't do, don't do what this guy said. But so I was like, okay, I got to go find another pickup artist type But so I was like, okay, I gotta go find another pickup artist type that we can highlight and I have found our man For the more mature crowd out there for the over 50 crowd. Oh, this is he's targeted Let's let you want to just get right into it. We can just go for it. Okay. Let's let's meet Frank. Here we go What's going on everybody? I've going on everybody I've been taking steroids time was 27 years old and I just did two lines of cocaine and I took some red mold I before I got out here

And welcome to another video is your new here welcome my name is Frank Pannato That's two welcomes in one minute. Just wanna let you know that. This channel is here. Frank Pinaro is who we're listening to. Just I wanna make sure that we know who we're listening to. I wanna do a double welcome. Yeah, welcome. I'd like to welcome everybody.

We wanna welcome you. How welcoming can we be? Welcome. Just say welcome. For all guys out there, 50 and above, who want an up-to-game look and feel better about themselves. So, gentlemen, at any time during a video, if you like what you see,

if you find it informational, help, if you even get a good laugh out of it, do me a favor. Give it one of these and hit the subscribe button. Not only don't want to subscribe, but I'm horny. I'm just horny because of this guy talking. I want you to know that Frank's Chan, if you can find Frank Bernardo's channel on YouTube, he's got many, many videos.

He'd, like his, I can't, you can't see it because you're listening to this on a podcast unless you're watching YouTube and I can't play it because of someone else's YouTube video. I mean, I guess I could, but he has a channel and he focuses on entertainment, fitness, food, women, grooming, fashion, styling, men with low T. Men with low T and he reptile dysfunction. This guy, his opening montage has all, it just comes up and it says Frank Bernardo fashion Frank Bernardo grooming

All around he's an all-round expert on everything over 50 if you have a dick here. We go So you don't miss my upcoming videos so guys you found this video for a reason, right? Maybe you are suspecting your wife is cheating and does it happen? Absolutely. You see Absolutely, absolutely is your wife cheating on you you absolutely you found this video for a reason You found this video for a reason your wife asked for a divorce. Yes Fortunately, we always get labeled as a cheaters, but guess what our wives are actively cheating as well It's like a huge assumption to make like Like, man, are you talking to me? I think you're talking to everybody. Oh, well, let's not even bring Henry into this conversation

because then we got two fucknuts talking at the same time. Oh yeah, there's sexting other guys. They're going on dates. They're having full blown affairs. Guys, chee- Wait, women are having full blown affairs? Is this true? Not in my country.

This guy's out of his mind. What is he talking about? Women are sexting and having full blown affairs. Women do not even have phones. This is crazy talk. This is crazy business. This guy is out of his guard. Keep going.

I'm having good laugh over here. Okay. He is cheating. If you feel there's something... Cheating is not cheating. Let me tell you something. Cheating is a way to a better marriage if you're a man and cheating is it does not even think I don't think there's a word for it in my country for women's doing it I think it's called jail. That's what it's called jail. Not quite right. Come on guys. You got instinct. You're

feeling in your gun. Chances are she's cheating on you. If you know the signs of a cheating wife, you can figure out what to do before the bad news hits you. Wait, no, wait. You can figure out what to do before the bad news hits you. But if you find out your wife is cheating, you can find out what to do before you find out your wife is cheating. You can literally roll black to hands of time. I'm going to show you how to time travel right now. Nothing like a paranoid husband. This guy sounds like a mix of between Alex Jones and Dr. Phil

And he's saying it as if all women are cheating Limiter out there sex messaging there having full blown affair. They're literally sucking dick on the street corner Your wife's vagina is getting pounded right now in the gym and you don't even know it This guy sounds like he's been through many failed marriages, by the way. I'm just gonna make an assumption, Frank. I'm sorry if I'm wrong. Now, further ado, let's get into tip number one that you might have a cheating wife. It disappeared from her social media.

The used to be pictures of you and her. What have we done? I would say the Frank's probably right. If you are not on her social media anymore, and you're now on to new dude. Yeah. What's the further guy? If you've been replaced by another guy in social media,

your wife's probably having an affair. With that guy. You probably also missed the divorce proceedings or the paper work still in the mail. I mean, come on, Frank. What are you talking about? Now listen to how Frank talks about social media. This just cracks me up.

I mean, vacations, daily stuff, grandkids, children. Grandkids. Grandkids. She's got grandkids with another wife. With another man. Grandkids. Ah. Ah.

Ah. If your wife has grandkids, you don't know about, she's probably cheating. Hey, on you. You don't say, Frank, tell you it isn't so. Oh, son, you're gone. Why is that? You're being ghost.

You're being ghosted. By your wife. You're being ghosted. It's ghosted, Frank. It's ghosted. Not you're being ghosted. What is this? It is an episode of Casper. I know

If you have Nico on your homepage You're getting cheated on Your wife is having a fair with a ghost dog She's literally taking it up the ass from a dog that doesn't exist Why is that well she wants to appear single. She wants to appear that she's not having a relationship. That's always a monster sign. Is if you get ghosts, if you get ghosts on social media,

you're getting cheated on. Social media, chances are, she wants to appear single and something's up. So number two that your wife might be cheating. And we were just someone wanting. Yeah, we were just. We're just wanting to get. Now we're going to do.

I felt like we had like five different things in there. This video's only four minutes long, by the way. But the second I started watching it, holy, I was just like, I was sitting here at midnight last night laughing out loud. I'm sure my children woke up because I was laughing out loud at this guy. These videos are, they're all precious. We're're gonna have to check in with Frank many times.

This is the beginning of a fruitful relationship with Frank. I love you Frank. Call me 470-584-8449. Leave a message. Look at a cell phone gentlemen. Now if she's always had the ringer volume on loud, which I'm sure she had for years, especially if you have kids and you're out at a restaurant, you're out at a function, you're out at a function, she's gonna wanna hear that phone ring. And then all of a sudden, I'm, all done. If your wife has ears, she's cheating on you.

Wait, I mean, the assumption that your wife, like that all women want their phone on loud all the time. And then all of a sudden, she starts turning her ringer to silent in a restaurant. In a restaurant. I mean, in every part of all time, she's courteous and she's cheating. If you're watching Ave Maria at the local orchestra

and she's turned her phone off, you're a fox man. And call the divorce attorney. Quick, take a picture and post it to Facebook. That's right, and post it to Facebook. It's the two of you, because you're been ghost. I dated this girl, she never called me back. I got ghost.

Ghosted. Put a needy back there, you fucktod. He's, look, okay, let me continue, because he's funny in and of himself. We probably don't even need to make jokes. Notice that phone has been on the silent mode for quite a while so she switched there's a reason why she doesn't want you asking questions I thought you could say he didn't want she didn't want you to ask all yeah if your wife

doesn't want you yeah if your wife doesn't like you it's like you're being she's the audacity. I mean, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. He says, if your wife has her ringer on, and then she turns it off. This looks like his personal story. It is his personal story. Of course it is. Look how charged up this guy is.

I mean, again, he's been on steroids and cocaine since the 80s. He's been ghost. Yeah, you should see this guy. He is just like built like a rock house. He's from, I bet $1,000 he. He's from Chicago with that accent. Hi guys. Hi guys He sounds like my mom. He's like the male version of my mom So that ringer is on the silent mode chances are she's hiding something and if you are at a function She's hiding the ringtone because she doesn't want to hear it. You write it. Everyone turns on and off the ringer.

That's what I think. It's not a thing. Mine's off right now in the studio. If I am, yeah, I'm cheating on you. Mine's probably if I could check that. If she's cheating on me. If I turn off my ringer, if you're having an affair, I'm not saying that I am, but if you're having an affair,

it's not about turning it on and off the ringer. It's really not. It's really not. You're missing the whole fucking point, Frank. It's about not calling it on and off the ringer. It's really not you're missing the whole fucking point Frank It's about not calling them, you know not making evidence whatsoever, right? You have a secret phone number like 4705-484-484-49 call me Frank. I want to talk to you live on there If you are at a restaurant and you see her fidgeting on that phone a little bit All right, she grabs it. You don't hear a ring. She hears something. She feels the buzz, she feels the hum. She knows she's getting her

call in there. At that 10-15 minutes she's gonna wait. She's gonna want to go to the bathroom. She's gonna want to contact that person. Oh let her take her phone. Get a reaction out of that. See if she gets jumpy. See if she gets fidgety. Tell her just leave the phone right here. Go to the restroom. See if she gets jumpy. See if she gets fidgety kidnap her hold her hostage there at the restaurant show him it's what a fuck what a fuck oh I can't imagine the drama would be caused if I told Astrid to leave her phone at the table when she went to the bathroom for no particular reason except for my fucking paranoia

fine I would be like okay yeah that's crazy hold yeah I want you to leave your phone right there? And if you get fidgety about it, I know you're cheating on me. That's great dinner time conversation, by the way. You should do that at the critical. Grasps real quick. Grasps real quick. Yeah, I know.

You mentioned being. You mentioned about that. This exactly happened to him. This had this. This whole thing happened to him. And only in hindsight, did he realize that all of those things were signs that he was being cheated on after he's had five years and six 20 year old girlfriends

to think about it. Yeah. From you'll watch it and if she does that's your chance to go through her phone and see who's calling her. That's your chance to break the law right there. Number three. Number three. Number three.

Number three. She's at the gym every day. She only used to go maybe one or two days a week. Oh, four. Ha. Ha. Ha. Uh, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank.

Right. It's all coming together now, Frank. I started to understand what exactly happened to you. Oh, my. Your wife is fucking the pool boy. Right in front of the gym. Yeah, exactly. right in front of you And you were too busy at hair club for men that you didn't

Didn't realize what was going on until it was too late But that doesn't mean that every woman that goes to the gym is cheating on her husband That's a ridiculous connotation. No, well, that's connotation even makes sense in that. Yes. Okay In and out now all of a sudden she's up the game She's there five days a week We didn't go to the gym she really didn't care what she looked like she had her front be close Paws this for one second because let me just let me just say clarify so If she was just going one or two days a week she didn't give a shit about how she looked like yeah

That's why she was going to the gym the week she didn't give a shit about how she looked like. Yeah. That's why she was going to the gym right. To get fatter. You don't go at all. At all. You don't give a shit what you look like. You're never going to the by the way,

going to the gym one or two days a week is a big fucking effort. It is. Yeah. To get out of the house and go to the gym. Yeah. First of all, and now he's saying, and then maybe she got into it in life. Yeah, maybe she's feeling good about herself.

Maybe she's a human being, right? Maybe she wants some self respect. Maybe she wants to self respect. Maybe she wants to get out of the hole that you've dug her in the backyard to live. Maybe she's married to you. Yeah. A true story. Frank. Oh, makeup, hair pulled up. Didn't give a crap what she looked like. Now all of a sudden she's bought some new gym clothes. She's got her makeup all doll up. She has her own money. She's using a credit card

She knows how to go. She knows how to pay a bill This is crazy Yeah, I know signs a woman is is cheating on you. She learned how to drive a car I'm not a speak. Yeah, she talks and sentences She can write a text message She uses the bathroom without permission. She gets out of bed before you tell her it's okay. She doesn't say yes when you tell her to put on her handcuffs. She speaks in public without a approval.

Yeah. Here is pretty. She's taking more time and getting ready to go to the gym, right? There's a reason why she's trying to impress someone. But don't get too hung up on that. She could. Wait, wait, don't get too hung up on that part. Don't get hang up.

You just said was the worst was like the worst part. But don't get hung up on that part. Is he get hang up. You just said was the worst was like the worst part, but don't get hung up on that part. Is he got a fourth one? He's got a seventh one. We're only halfway through. I'm sorry, but it's just, it's funny. It's so funny. I feel bad for people who believe it though.

Baby, they're have got to say baby like you're my wife. I'm sorry about that. That was so fucking rude. You're cheating on Mastery. Yeah. And you're cheating on Joe. We've're too. You don't master. Yeah. And you're cheating. We've been busted. We've been having an affair. This whole, this whole time, they thought we were doing a podcast. Her routine in the gym because you want some press,

somebody outside that gym. Therefore, she's not going to care what she looks like at the gym. She's still up in her routine. Why? Because she's trying to impress somebody else. That's what women do. All of a sudden, they find a guy, might be a younger guy. Oh my god, I'm a little bit all the way. They're gonna get in there and they're gonna pound it. They're gonna found it.

They're gonna pound it. It might be a younger guy. I mean, this is this guy's life story. Yeah, this is literally this guy is telling you what went down. What happened? This is the guy. And that's why started cheating on someone, started cheating on him with someone from the gym

that was younger and that would get up, and he would, she would go to the bathroom and talk to him. You are spawning on. This guy is so emotionally immature that the only way that he can deal with the emotions of what happened to him which is unfortunate frank if you're wife really did yeah sorry about that sad times but now you're just so angry and bitter about it the only thing you can do is go on youtube and make public videos that showcase you and hot young yeah welcome hi all I was waiting for

to break through a wall like the fruit punch guy The cool a cool a I want to look to very best pay attention to that sign gentlemen Shit number 40 you what if your wife is pretty that's a bad sign And when you say pay attention gentlemen, it sounds like Frank you there's nothing you haven't paid attention to I mean being with you must be like 24 hour a day school monitor or something Yeah, if you if she takes off her ankle for ankle monitor without giving you notice you're in trouble Yeah, I might be cheating you so all of a sudden she's not telling you what's going on in her life There's a disconnection, you know a woman who is cheating

going out in their life. There's a disconnection. You know, a woman who is cheating so consciously, they disconnect from you. They're worried about the other person. You're the last thing on their mind. So if you feel that disconnection, chances are gentlemen, her mind's as someone else. Two of them are fine.

If you feel a disconnection from your wife, you have bigger problems. I would feel a disconnection from Frank, if I was right to him. I feel a disconnection from Frank and I'm just a guy listening on his YouTube channel. I feel disconnected from him. But I want you to hear. So I left this whole thing intact basically. So I want you to list because there's a reason that he just said if the woman stops paying attention to you,

then you're in real trouble. But listen to a, we'll listen to a future point and see how why Frank is contradicting himself all through this video I think your wife is cheating on you all of a sudden she's dressing a lot nicer I don't care if it's for work again the gym or going out with friends Before it used to be Again the gym again the gym, so we know that his wife met her mistress, mistress, mistress, mistress, mistress, or mistress,

or mistress, good about the mistress, you never know. Frank is really, he's so around the gym. Maybe the woman just wants to have some self-respect. Like maybe she just wants to dress up nice. Did you ever think about that?

No, Frank didn't think about that. Because Frank has an emotional block right in his head. It's like a two-ton barbell sticking through Frank's spinal cord. He's the dola, mumble-lada. Flats, casual outfit, conservative tie, nothing, nothing crazy. All of a sudden, guys,

all of a sudden, they're answering it out. She's got nipple rings. She's got nipple rings. She's got Nipple rings. Summer. She's wearing bad cats. She's not wearing her overall prison uniform. She's got a thong bikini that she wears to pick up the kids from school.

Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. We got some heels, some hot slacks maybe a nice Clevage well guess what guys is there for you? Hell no she's trying to press someone else number six. It's your wife might be cheating on you all of a sudden She's mr. Generous you're getting some home cooked dinners. You're getting random You're getting blow jobs at the dinner table the mashed potatoes. You're getting mashed potatoes left and right You're getting a pinky in the asshole

That makes no sense Frank you just said that if she stops paying attention to you if you feel disconnected That's a sign, but now the sign is if she's paying attention to you Home could you Story But now the sign is if she's paying attention to you, you can get your story strength. That's right. You know, right before Frank's ex, one of Frank's ex-wives delivered him, I feel like this probably happened multiple times to Frank. Actually, I feel like Frank is like a six-wife kind of guy

and they get younger each time he gets married. So are delaying. Yeah, right. That's in one of the Larry King at nine wives. That's crazy. Nine lives and nine wives. I feel like right before she handed him the divorce papers. She gave him a blowjob with a pinky in the ass and he was like, wow, never had that before.

By the way, why are you going to the gym so much? I noticed your phone was on silent. I know there's hot slacks on. I've been seeing you wear those hot slacks. See Frank's head just like struggling to figure out what's going on, you know, you were cheating on me really all those Silent messages all that time at the gym all the all that nipple showing outfits you wore all those times You went out with your friends and you forgot to tell me oh my god Frank you're getting special treatment And you haven't even argued. Well, why you? And you haven't even argued? Oh my God. This guy. Even with this guy must be like a just a roller coaster.

Can I just ask you where did he, does he profess to have any kind of degree or experience? Oh, no, no, no. Not that I saw. Just the experience being too long. I'm only a couple of episodes. Episodes.

There's episodes. I'm only a couple of episodes in the Frank. Like Frank has 75 videos. Oh my God. And so there's so much more to dig in here. And so I have a feeling that in season two, we're at least three Frank episodes. Yeah, we got it.

I'm putting it on the calendar. We got to be three Frank episodes. Whether that be a Patreon episode, a regular episode, whatever, this is just classic. Classic Frank. This is like classic douchebaggery. This is the definition of a fucking lug nut. Why do you have so many videos? And why does he think he's the first to do that?

Because he's talking about fashion and dining and grooming. He literally talks about grooming. Like he cuts his own hair. I mean, this is the, oh wow. Okay, let's continue with this and we'll get some more Frank videos at a different time. Gentlemen, she's guilty. She feels guilty and she psychologically needs

to make this up to you. So this makes them feel better by doing things for you. Tell Tim. I have a feeling, Frank, that whoever cheated on you had no, they had no urge to feel better about themselves. They were probably like,

you're getting what you deserve. You show vanistic fuckt-tweye. I mean, he's on the YouTube doing videos all day. Well, he's doing that to get back. I wouldn't have cheated on him to show them that he's doing fine. Hi, I'm Frank. Welcome.

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With the extender, I love it. No sign. She's all the sudden doing all this stuff for you Pay attention because that's a backdoor. She's Tip number seven at your wife is cheating on you and guys this is is obvious as hell But we're gonna talk about it anyway if she's up to her going out game whether it's with friends or at work All right, that's a shoe if your wife gets friends. You're a few years trouble She's going to work every day I have a hard time believing the Frank ever let his wife out of the house for work Yeah, sure you can have a job honey

Polish my mom. I'll miss my balls Red flag that is the number one single biggest red flag is more going out time. They can come up with excuses that they have more related duties to do after work. But if she's never done them in all of a sudden, she's required to be there, I would definitely have to check into it. All of a sudden, why are your friends wanting to see her more? All of a sudden she's making her own money. You're fuck. Yeah Friends from the gym. She's got friends from the gym and from life and for school friends

If you allow her to have friends, you're screwed Barrier back in her home in the backyard. Make sure the ankle monitor has extra batteries Charge that ankle monitor while she's in bed Don't let's check the GPS make sure it's working back up generator on the ankle monitor Yes, make sure it's working back up generator on the ankle monitor Tie a backup generator to the ankle monitor. Oh You could get ghost Get ghost

It's like get lost but get that's the new that's our new term. We're gonna say get lost to somebody on be like get ghost That means take me off your Facebook page forever. If you're married and your wife takes you off her Facebook page and blocks you. You're probably getting cheated. She was one of my hand comes out to the grocery store. My ghost, the German has friends. You're a shit freak. Fucked. Man, society to go out doesn't happen, guys. That means just like you doing that, you know we can't do this, men, because we're

not going to pick up on that. You know, one, two, three three but they think we're stupid okay use the same psychology they use on us back what the good fuck is he talking I don't know I just tried to block it out no I tried to follow him yeah pussy on my breath If I crackle around my breath Anyway, if his wife is asking if he has alcohol, his brother. What does smell as breath? He's had a problem before he's had this problem

was rather wanting to smell his breath. He's had a problem before. He's had this problem. He's something seven. He's been sober five years. He's something now. Five years after I hit my fifth divorce. I learned my lesson after my 12th DUI. Yeah, that's the first thing you go to.

No, it's not. There hasn't been an issue in the past. Yeah, and listen, if you need to come home without alcohol in your breath Because that's a demand of your wife. You got bigger problems in one of them. She's cheating on you. You gotta go to rehab It just makes no sense. This is not adding up Frank. You're telling your life story. She's made a home cook dinner for you for you. She's giving you a blow job. She needs to smell your breath. She needs to smell your breath first. Frank, you're telling your story in a top 10 list and it's so transparent. It's so transparent, man. You can do the same thing to them. See if they get nervous. See if they're giving you resistance. Okay, check out their... See if they're giving you

resistance. This is 2021. Why are we living in Iran? See if they give you resistance, okay? Check out the receipts are giving you resistance. This is 2021. Why are we living in Iran? See if they give you resistance. Do they give you resistance? Hit him over the head with a hand. Oh, God. Whoa. Clean up the evidence.

Call the state police. Tell them it was an accident. Hey. The meaner, you're gonna pick up on it right away. Right away. I don't even conclude today's video. Oh,'re gonna pick up on it right away. Right away. I don't even conclude today's video. Oh, thank God. Oh, man.

That's a waiting show. I don't know how much more I can take Frank. Oh my God, dude. That's the creepiest, creepiest, creepiest thing. I mean, listen, it's great entertainment. You gotta admit, Frank's got great entertainment. I just feel bad for anybody that thinks it's real. I feel bad for anybody that's married to Frank.

I can't. Exactly. Poor Frank's real. I feel bad for anybody that's married to Frank For Frank's wife She's looking good. No, she's been hit the gym. Yeah, yeah, she's got those younger men pounding away Just pounding away She's under cooking skills She's under cooking school. She's got a brand new wife If your wife pulls out some new blow job techniques, you're really fucked.

That's my cheating. You know what my top 10, my number one sign of cheating is, if you catch them cheating. Yeah. If they get caught in the act, that's when you're cheating. Otherwise, don't run around paranoid. No. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

It is absolutely. You run around squeezing people too tightly. That's my eyebrow. Yeah, sure. Gonna smell like, licked in tea, an allergy medication. Ha ha ha ha ha. I can't, I can't.

I'm addicted. I'm addicted. Like millions of other people, that's I can't get you. Once they clear your nose once, it's like, wow, that's the best feeling in the world. Did you know your nose? This is true. Your nose has a rhythm. And so it's usually not both nostrils clear at the same time.

One will close and one will open. So this is true. And there's a lot of breath work around that in meditation. But I can't, we'll clean you right? It's I can't take care of that problem right away. And then you'll be addicted for years, like I am. It's oxygen straight to your brain. I just love it. I'd be a little love to be able to just breathe deeply. It's one of my things. If your wife is breathing deeply, that's a sign. If both

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