The Commercial Break - Making Money With Me...Frankie B!
Episode Date: February 8, 2023It's clear that most people have $350K laying around waiting for a purpose. Frankie B here is to take that money and put it to good work! He's invented a way to make money while you watch football wit...hout doing any work. His patented Salon Suiis System is going to change your life. He is SURE of it. Just ask him. The never ending episode train has started down the tracks The uvula is annoying...and TCB has one Blue is acting out, again! Henry Fonda makes his triumphant return to TCB Henry is ready to help TCB get over the 200 download hump Henry wants to visit Hoaldey's "storage unit" When basketballs are just balls that are really swollen TCB makes exactly 2 episodes into the season before breaking out Frankie B Frankie has a full-proof way to make money Salon Suiis are basically printing money! Frank needs just $350K to get started TCB wonders when exactly Frankie works! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Isn't it amazing that you can see two people and just the way that their bodies
magnetized towards each other? You can tell that they've been intimate.
Anyway, two of my coworkers are definitely fucking.
On this episode of the commercial break, it doesn't hurt to give me $350,000.
I'd see if it all works out. By the way, it's got an extra $350,000 and see if it all works out.
By the way, it's got an extra $350,000 later on.
You think the guy who's watching average,
guy who's watching football on Sundays
is interested in opening up a salon suite
with an extra $350 grand in his pocket?
He's betting the parlay on the fucking grounds or something.
Can't real break it.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Ah, yeah, Cathy, get into welcome back to the commercial break.
I am Brian Green.
This is my dear friend and co-host, the beautiful Chris and Joy,
hopefully, best of you, Chris.
Cassie Brian.
The best of you out there on the podcast universe.
Thanks for joining us on another episode in season number four.
Season number four.
We'll do the went-want song.
Oh, you'll mean to do the went-want song?
Didn't you, sir?
I love that.
What is that, a U-vula?
It's a Volvo or something like that?
Didn't they have a problem with that in the soccer tournaments and they had to stop, they
had to ask people to stop using them like back in the...
Something like that, wasn't it, or the basketball games?
They asked people to stop bringing the Yu-vulas over because they were distracting everybody
giving people a fucking headaches.
And I can understand why.
I think I told the story before, I was at a podcast conference. And these two ladies who started this podcast about death,
it's about death, like how we all handle death.
And they were giving this rather intense
and emotional panel, they were on this panel about death,
the subject of, reaching the subject of death
on podcasting, and outside of this particular room,
all you could hear
So my mom died yesterday
Right with it is the money outside both of my dogs were running over by a tractor train. Oh, bad.
Oh, bad. It was so bad.
Season number four, here we are.
We're back, you know, whatever.
We got 3,000 episodes ahead of us.
So just strap in.
It's going to be a long season for all of us involved.
And I got another child.
I've got him up to eight now.
So I've got 12 children running around, including blue.
By the way, the children are, you know,
when you bring a new child home, I've learned,
since I have a couple of them, four to six,
we'll count them at the end of the night
I'll let you know, give you an update.
But you bring the children home,
and then you expect that the children
who have been around are definitely going to act out
just a little bit.
That's the name of the game, right?
There's something new in the house and they're afraid that it's possible.
A little bit of attention.
Yeah, the attention gets distracted.
And you can imagine in their little brains, they don't really fully understand if this
thing is going to stay around forever.
Is it going to take my attention forever?
How am I going to adjust?
And by the way, my two children have been wonderful.
They have just like, they have really,
they're lovely with the baby,
but they do act out on occasion.
We've noticed and we've, you know,
kind of made a plan for handling it.
The child that is acting out the most is fucking blue.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, my goodness.
If, if I wasn't so attached to the guilt of my catacism,
that dog would have been out the door a long time ago. That dog shits and pisses. If I wasn't so attached to the guilt of my catacism,
that dog would have been out the door a long time ago. That dog shits and pisses everywhere it's not supposed to.
So the other day, we're giving the baby a bath
in my bedroom, in like one of those little sink bath things,
right, for the babies.
So we're giving the baby its first bath.
So everybody's in the bathroom.
Grandma, grandpa, dad, mom, the whole nine yards, right?
But blue kicks the door open, comes in the bathroom. Grandma, grandpa, dad, mom, the whole nine yards, right? But blue kicks the door open, comes in the bathroom,
and I heard her, I could hear her little nails
scratching across the tile floor,
but I just go on and give the dog,
you know, it's not unusual for blue to be bothering me
in some way, shape or form.
So I'm giving the baby a bath,
all cute, take pictures, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
I step back from the bath and I step right into a puddle
of fucking pee.
She peed right at my feet while I was giving the baby a bath.
I wanted to punch that dog across the room.
I swear to God.
Blue.
I know every time I come out of the studio, she's right there.
She's right there.
Yeah.
Well, sometimes she kicks the door open and she's be under our feet and we don't even know it.
I know.
Oh, blue.
But you know, listen, it is what it is.
It's the children having. So, um, blue. But, you know, listen, it is what it is.
The children have it.
So, yeah, so listen, we've had enough relative success
to have four seasons.
Congratulations to you.
Yes, congratulations to you.
Thank you very much.
And thank you to our listeners.
Yeah, thank you to our listeners.
From wherever you came from,
we were talking about last episode,
we were talking about how Dr. Phil had pitched,
they had done a couple, like we bought a couple
sponsorships from him.
Well, we have some relatively exciting news, I think.
Yes.
For those who listen, who may, you know, you may not hear this
because you are already a listener of the commercial break.
So we're letting you know that Chrissy and I have managed
to convince the people at SmartList.
You know the example that we give when we say
a good podcast like SmartList, not know the example that we give when we say a good podcast,
like SmartList, not a bad podcast,
like the commercial break.
The people of SmartList have agreed
to do an endorsement for the commercial break.
It's fucking insane.
No, I mean, I'm just waiting for them
to be like, wait a minute.
I know, no, no.
Now they want copy points,
and I'm like, do I put in the word Pizzle?
Do I try and get one of them to say the word Pizzle?
Yeah. Or not. Or maybe I just let the word Pizzle? Do I try and get one of them to say the word Pizzle? Or not.
Or maybe I just let the professionals be the professionals.
That's true.
You know, they are very good at their craft.
That's what I do.
Or maybe you get a little help from your old friend,
Henry Fonda.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Henry Fonda.
That's right, it's me.
I'm back on the scene.
I'm here to help you out in any way possible for your podcast of course.
Hi, Chrissy. Hi, Henry.
You are looking awfully scumptious today.
Thank you.
How's that Jeff doing?
Oh, he's wonderful. Thanks for asking.
The Jeff I said hello. I'm going to send Jeff up a cup of coffee. I want him to drink the whole cup of coffee and only the cup of coffee. If you know that me, if he starts to feel sick afterwards, don't mind him. What I'd like
you to do is get him close to the balcony, have him drink the cup of coffee and then give
him a shot, just one shot.
Oh, it's crazy. Yes. What are you wearing under the T.C. Beach shirt?
Are you wearing another TCB shirt?
I am. I just keep going. I heard that the commercial break was having a little difficulty finding listeners
So I thought I would come and help you guys out. Well, thank you. That's very sweet of you. Yeah, you sure anything I can
I take two forms of payment. I take PayPal
Not under my name under another name because of legal reasons and then I also take forms of physical payment if you don't mind, Curricie.
What's that?
I heard you got a new storage unit.
Can we visit together?
Maybe.
I've got something I want to store. Do you know what I'm talking about?
I think I have an idea.
I wonder if your unit is big enough to hold it.
We can find out together. Minus Jeff, of course.
Of course, of course.
I do like Jeff.
I'd like him better if he wasn't around,
but I will learn to deal with him.
I think the three of us could live together
in the same apartment, don't you?
I don't know. Do you have an extra bedroom?
No.
You don't?
It's got a suck for Jeff to sleep on the couch.
Oh, Henry.
What does Jeff have tonight on?
Money, a car, a stable place to live?
What are these things?
We get so caught up in the things. Does he have a valid passport? I mean, come on, Chrissy. Help me help you, if you know what I mean.
I can promise you 20 new subscribers if you and me could just have a little bit of a long time. Just a little t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t I love the original three I brought you I feel like you owe me a debt of gratitude
Possibly a hand job
I'm always love you Chrissy. I missed you. I missed you too. You don't even know you know where I was
Where were you in the clink? Oh?
I'd a little ran into a little trouble
It turns out that podcast promotion in Moldova is not the same as
podcast promotion in the United States. You don't say? Yeah, no, it's not all the same thing.
I was, you know, I was actually giving, getting subscribers by kidnapping them and me,
stealing their phones. That's one way to do it. It works for the commercial break.
You still have three listeners in Maldolva.
Not exactly sure where those ladies are currently,
but it doesn't matter.
I'm back home with you, Chrissy.
Oh, good to have you.
And that's super excited.
Thanks, Henry Fonda.
We really appreciate it.
It's good to hear your voice.
We haven't heard you in two seasons.
Yes, been a long time.
Yeah, I guess he's been in jail. So that's why.
Makes sense now. Hey, Brian, could you get out of the way? I was
crazy and I have a conversation. Jesus, this guy talks all the time.
Is he ever shot off? Now I know why all the bad reviews on Apple.
Look, here's one worst comedy podcast ever.
Period.
From your ex-girlfriend Leslie.
She took the time.
Here's another one boring and unfunny.
Here's a third one.
Does Brian ever shut up?
I agree with that one.
Well, Chrissy, I have to go now, but I will be back.
I will be back to visiting you in the six and number four.
I love you.
Please give Jeff my regards and a good swift kick in the nuts.
I will meet you at the storage unit at 5 p.m. tomorrow.
Uh-huh.
Don't be late.
Okay.
Bring the key and a mattress and pillow. Because if we can't have sex at least I can spend the night.
You know, I'm talking about hotels are expensive in the United States.
And Moldova I get it for free.
For every woman I bring I get two hotel rooms for free.
It's fantastic.
Okay, we at Podcast Universe are always here to help.
Are you guys? Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wow.
It really has been a long time.
I missed him a lot.
It only took two seasons to remember how to do that voice.
We've had quite a few requests for him.
We have.
We've had a lot of people ask about Henry Fonda.
And like people go back into the archives, like the people that we were talking about
the other day, it was a couple, the guy named Michael. And he was saying that, you know, they were like 30 beers in and they
were going back into the archives and they were mentioning Henry Fonda, but this is not
the only time this has happened. We probably get one, two, three of these a month, people
are like, hey, whatever happened to Henry Fonda. And what happened to him is that, you know,
you can beat a bit up to death if you try.
And go back and listen to season number one. It's Henry Fonda.
Season number two, it's Mountain Monster.
Season number one through four.
It's Frankie B.
Yep.
Wow.
So without further ado.
Oh, he's back.
Frankie is back.
Well, get to him in just a second.
I just want to, like, I have one side conversation
that I want to have that I think is super interesting.
Did you hear about the basketball player
whose balls exploded?
Did you hear about this guy?
So he goes, it does sound painful.
And here's why I bring it up, is because I would like to know, and I highly doubt there's
any like actual medical doctors that listen to the commercial break.
But if there is a medical doctor who listens to the commercial break, I'm interested to know
what happened when he got the name right.
I'm interested to know what happened to Breven Galloway from Clemson, because I read this
incredible story that I thought it was clickbait at first, you know, Breven Galway from Clemson, because I read this incredible story
that I thought it was clickbait at first.
You know, Breven Galway's balls explode.
And I thought, well, that's,
how do you, I've heard of,
I was a soccer referee when I was a teenager.
I was like, how I made some extra money.
Okay.
I would go on the weekends and I would do youth soccer
referee, I was really bad at it
and I did do it for very long.
I got distracted too easy. I'd be like at it and I did do it for very long. I got distracted too
easy. I'd be like sharing the girls, you know, the girls team and I'd be trying to do like an
under four-year-old soccer game and I'd be giving people red cards. I was just like, I was
bad at the whole thing. But when I did that, they gave me a three-day training course. Everyone
had to go get certified to be a referee. So you went to a three day training course
Friday Saturday Sunday Sunday, they gave training
on first aid specific to soccer.
Well, wouldn't you know it?
One of the more common injuries in soccer
is that a testicle will get impounded
into the body cavity.
So someone would kick, get you kicked, and then one of the balls wouldn't drop.
Like it would go up into you and it wouldn't drop.
But apparently it's extraordinarily painful, and apparently it happens more frequently than
we would imagine.
And one of the ways that you get the ball to drop is you have someone sit Indian style,
you pick them up around their, and then cross
their arms, pick them up around their arms. So their whole body is like, it's sitting Indian
style and other floating above the air, two or three feet, and you drop them. And then
the testicle, because it's supposed to open up the cavity and then it's supposed to drop
the testicle. Oh, so this is one of the ways you drop them on the ground, drop them on their
butt, right? And so the thought is it'll dislodge the testicle just gravity in them and the dropping
It all sounds very disturbing
They read about this guy named Breven Galilee. He goes he doesn't work out
He goes to sleep and he when he wakes up in the morning his balls are the size of like golf balls
But then within a couple of hours they're more like the size of grape fruits and
But then within a couple of hours, they're more like the size of grape fruits and
He's an excruciating pain. So he goes to the hospital and they have to release they have to like
Deflate the testicles and now he's going to play basketball again This is just like a week ago now he's playing basketball again. I'm glad he's okay
But they never in all the articles that I read about this, they never specify exactly what happened to him.
Why did his testicles blow up like cantaloupes?
Why would it do that under what circumstances?
And how do I avoid that particular situation?
Because I don't want that to happen to me.
You know, I'll read about these like medical phenomenon,
and then I get nervous that it's gonna be me.
Like that lady from MSNBC who got like the Mito-Kideodardis
from whatever you call it, from a common cold.
Did you hear about this?
No.
She goes to bed one night.
She wakes up the next day, she's got some chest pain,
left arm pain, chest pain.
It's kind of fading in and out, she doesn't think much of it.
Maybe it's some gas, maybe it's like a muscle that hurts,
maybe there's a neck.
This goes on for a couple of days until it gets more intense, more intense, more intense,
and then she starts getting pain underneath her shoulder blade and her arm starts going
numb.
A clear signs that you could be having a heart attack.
So she goes to the doctor and she has this mitochondria dietis or something like that where
the heart basically gets inflamed.
And it's dangerous.
You can die, right?
Obviously.
So she had to take a whole month off of work and when she comes back she explains this
in the hopes that she can help other people.
So while I'm sure there's a lot of, you know, tinfoil hat types that will say, you know,
COVID vaccine or COVID or whatever, what the doctors are saying, the actual scientists who study this for a living
are saying, this came from a common cold.
Anytime I read about any of these phenomena,
I start sweating that I'm gonna get this too.
I get nervous and I'm gonna wake up
and my balls are gonna be the size of canelips.
They're already down around my knees.
I don't need them to be sighted.
I don't want, I don't want.
You ever seen the cows, like the bulls that walk around
and their nuts are swinging between their knees?
Yes.
I don't want my nuts to be like that.
They're already between my knees.
I don't want them also to be too big bowling balls
swinging around.
Right, yeah.
So I don't know, but if there's a,
but I'm, I'm imploring a medical doctor
who listens to the commercial break
to write us or call us or whatever
and let us know exactly
why someone's balls would blow up into caneloads.
It's probably the cold as well.
It's probably the cold.
AKA the, you know, that vaccine that we all have to take.
You know, every time you say the word vaccine, Spotify puts a special notification on the
episode.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, they put a special notification on the episode. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they put a special notification on the episode.
Yeah, this all.
Faa!
Ha ha.
So.
Fiii.
Fiii.
Fiii.
Ha ha ha.
It's my dumb button.
Okay, so you know we couldn't go long into season number four.
Without revisiting one of our favorites
We promised four times in season number three never to do another episode of Frankie B
but they are just too good and
I have actually done a poll I have gone back
As far as I could go back during the break I went back as far as I could go back and I looked at the comments for Frankie B
Both on the reviews and what we get in
You know the text messages and emails that we get I would say by
by
20% more
positive about Frankie B the negative so it's like 80 20
Okay, the negative ones what people have written in
Same person multiple times to tell us to either get Frankie B on the show or stop doing the fucking thing.
But most people say they like Frankie B or they'll mention it on the comments or the reviews,
right? So I have to think that there's some part of you also that knows that this is low hanging
fruit. It's the best the commercial break is going to get. It's all we can do. We have very small
minds. We're watching it so you don't have to. We do this so you don't have to.
And by the way, we bust Frankie's balls,
but he's got about 2000 more subscribers
on his YouTube channel than we do.
So the truth is he's doing something right.
We're doing.
It might be from our listeners,
but I know I now subscribe to him because of us talking about him.
Part of me like doesn't want to subscribe to him
because I'm nervous that he's gonna like figure it out
but I think he figured it out long ago.
Yeah, he hasn't by now.
Somebody had to have told him.
Somebody somewhere had to have said,
hey, Frankie, you have all you have to do is Google his name
and he's gonna find not Frank Bernardo
but he's gonna find all commercial break episodes
regarding Frank Bernardo.
And like I told you that one time, on YouTube,
they now, if your voice appears in other videos,
YouTube will suggest that it may be your voice
and say, do you give permission for this person
to use your voice?
I've been on a few interviews,
and I'll say two out of the four times
that it showed up on YouTube,
YouTube alerted me that I was on the video,
which is crazy because I don't see a place to tag people.
Like it's, I'm not tagging people at YouTube.
So I imagine that their AI is,
you know, because we have so much content out there.
It's, here's my voice, and then it does it.
We're all fucked by AI, by the way.
And G-P-T is the end of the world.
By the way, that chat G-P-T doesn't do shit.
I don't know what that thing does.
There's lots of people keep telling me about,
oh, you got to do an Excel spreadsheet
or a PowerPoint or a business presentation
or a school paper.
This is just more proof that you don't need to go to college.
Chat G-P-T is proof that there's no reason
for you to spend $50,000 a year on college
unless you just really wanna be around your age group and having
fun and having friends, right?
Yeah, I'm sure you can get some education there.
And I would like my doctors and my attorneys to at least spend a couple days at school.
This is what you can tell your 12 children.
That's right.
But in the future, you know, someone's going to come out of the meta.
Yeah, you're going to go to court in the metaverse and your attorney's going to be chat
GPT.
It's going to be chat GPT versus chat GPT. They're all going to defend
you. This is all getting real twisted real quick. Yeah. When Elon Musk tried to tell us, by
the way, I'm not a huge fan of Elon Musk, but when he tried to, I'm not, I'm just not,
I've never been a fan of Elon Musk, but when he tried to tell us six years ago that AI
was a fucking problem and that we needed to be careful,
it's all, the cats way out of the bag.
We should have listened to him back then,
but the cats way out of the bag,
and now Chat GPT will be doing
the commercial break pretty soon.
Actually, that's a good thing.
I'll take that.
I'll take that Chat GPT for the win.
I'm not.
Maybe it can give us some pointers.
Yeah, I mean, listen,
I do think the four people listen to the commercial raker gonna know the difference
between Chad GVT and Brian
They want to tune me out anyway. So anyway without further ado, I was trolling on the internet as you do as I do like to do
We'll now take a short break to hear from our sponsors and then we'll be back to this episode of GCP.
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And now back to this episode of TCB.
Frankie B is back to tell us about passive income with his salon suite.
Let's take a listen.
What is going on ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to the video.
My name is Frank Winardo.
This channel's scared for all guys
when upper game look and feel better about themselves
and groom me fit this fashion in lifestyle.
All right, so we're gonna cheat in lifestyle
or am the lifestyle.
And look at him.
He's, I know, he's,
at first of all, it's a bad camera angle.
He's got a horrible camera.
He's walking down.
He's walking through the hall of a building of his salon suite.
He's walking down the hall of the building that he does not own, but there's one small
room that he's dedicated to salon suite.
First of all, let me give you a little tip about camera angles that I've learned from
the fooling around in this studio that I've done.
Always do it from go up to down, not down to up because you get your nose hairs and all
that other stuff.
That's what we're like close now.
Frankie said the same 5 o'clock shadow for 16 videos.
It's obvious he's been through a breakup.
I didn't shave for like seven years between my, between my first wife and my second. You just change up the format of my videos.
For all of you who know me, you know I'm into men's self-help,
especially the older guys.
What can we do to look the best we can at our age?
We don't wanna look younger.
What can we do to look the best at our age?
You don't wanna look younger,
yet all of your videos are dedicated to looking younger,
and that's not what all your videos are about. A lot of them are about hating women, by the way,
just that play I. Well, hopefully that I've been giving out some good information,
and some good tips on how you can just be the better version of yourself. But there's a lot more
to my videos. There's a lot more to phrase. He's deep. He's deep. There's a lot more to my videos. There's a lot more to...
He's deep. He's deep.
There's a lot more to it.
Yeah, there's, you know, when I think of...
When I think of yoga and when I think of self-help and wellness and...
I think of Frankie B.
Minardo, then men's self-help.
To give you the insight, I'm an entrepreneur, a businessman.
I've been doing business for almost 38 years now.
I've been doing business for almost 38 years.
I'm a professional businessman.
I'm a business professional.
What was he doing for the other 30 years because he's in his 60s.
I was a mercenary. I killed people for money.
I was in hair products. That's all my own hair products. By the way, he said, I'm going to give you a
little Frankie B inside. It's insight. Frankie kills me because he kills me. I just love this video.
I was good to. I feel like I would give Frankie a hug if I saw me. Yeah, I would give him a big hug
and say thank you for the four million downloads a month that we get because I'm sure you're
responsible for two of them. I've got several businesses, but I want to introduce a special business to everyone out there
who just might be interested in an excellent source, a passive income.
All right, it's called the Salon Sweets.
It's called Frankie Bees Deviled in Forum.
And he's just walking up and down back and forth, back and forth.
That's right, he's walking down this and down back and forth back and forth. That's right. He's walking down this hallway back and forth back and forth.
Frankie B's tuna egg and boredom.
Get it on this ground floor.
You're going to want to sell tuna eggs from your very own salon suite.
Now we're in one of my buildings.
In this building right here, it comprises a fully furnished individual salon suite okay
everything's locked I can't get into these rooms right now because
unfortunately I don't have my keys with me forgot those Frankie it's me
Mr. Franchise we give you keys to your building, but don't go with the franchise guys go with
Salom Swiss. Let me give you some inside Frankie. You should probably get a key
to that door. It'll help you with business. Over 38 years we've been a franchise. You know what we learned? Open the
front door. It helps with sales. Yeah. Well there's no one in these. Why would
it be? You're in the middle of an office building. In a small town outside of
Chicago. No one knows you exist.
Why?
Because without the franchise marketing dollars, no one knows you exist.
There's no reason to open this lawn suite.
No customers are coming.
But don't get taken by the big guys.
We can see that it comes fully equipped for the beauty professional.
So where all the beauty professional has to do is bring their own tools and they're open
and ready for business at a very affordable rental price in the-
They should probably bring some customers too Frankie.
Don't forget about that.
It is show up. Yes. They magically appear the second you find the keys to open
the front door. If you forget the keys you have a legitimate excuse for no sales sorry another bad day at salon sweeps I can't find the keys
that's salon sweeps you get everything but the keys I design this myself with no doors. I've been designing salon suites for 38 years.
And you know what I've learned?
You know, need doors when there's no customers.
Just windows to show off your fancy,
palm-michael products.
I love it.
I know.
I see.
I know.
I see.
I see. I see. I see. I see. I know.
That's thing for the beauty professionals.
By them leaving their salon or the establishment that they're in and they run from me, I could
put in anywhere from 50 to 60 thousand dollars more a year in their packet by simply leasing out one of these sweets.
Yeah, just take that.
I can put $50,000 in unemployment right in their pocket if they leave that fancy corporate
job.
Don't worry about paychecks
You don't need tips when the government sends it right to your bank account
Sounds like a great deal Frankie sign me up
Well that explains why 23 years later after I
Created this concept there's tens of thousands of buildings up in America.
Everyone's jumping on the bandwagon, everyone's experts, I'm putting up Slant Sweets and
nothing could be further from the truth.
I did not start this concept.
You know what couldn't be further from the truth?
Your claim that you started the concept. Supercuts has been around since 1962. It's also
as a long swing with doors and advertising and keys and actual customers. He's actually
claiming that this is his idea. He's holding firm to that.
If we ever get him on the show,
you know the first question I'm asking him.
Did you, in fact, create the idea?
I'm gonna need that napkin.
Yeah.
Let me see where you drew that out, Frankie.
I want that time.
I want that notarized, tripled, triplicate.
On the creator of this no one's got more
Experience to me no one has more knowledge. There's nothing. I don't know about this business. There's nothing
And customers
It's the middle of the day. There's not a soul around
What happened to all the money we're making. Just not on Monday to
Wednesday and Friday. Okay. Yeah, we're the customers. It's the middle of the day.
No, no one's there. So if you're looking for incredible opportunity for passive income,
what exactly is passive income? Passive income is
income that you're making watch the football game. You're making while you're on
your boat and best of all you're making it while you're sleeping in the gym
exercising. You're making my- Is there anyone sleeping inside that building? Because
that's the only way I see anyone making any money while they're sleeping
It's by stealing it out of your cash register
It's a joke
It's a joke make it while you're watching the football game
This is what this has got to be one of the toughest businesses. I have told you, I have a family member who is in this business, in Salon Sweet Businesses, with Mr. Franchise, right?
They have Mr. Franchise, and they told me,
and when they after they bought their first one,
and they were purchasing their second location,
which cost by the way, like 250,000 dollars
to build one of these, right, or whatever you do,
or at least the space or whatever.
And he, and I was like, well, how much do you make
on a monthly basis?
He's like, I'm losing like $40,000 a month.
He's losing $40,000 a month.
And I was like, no shit.
And he goes, but it's not number two that makes you money.
It's number 20 that makes you money.
And once you get to that level,
then you're making a bunch of money.
Now, the guy's making a millions of dollars a year doing this,
but he has many, many, many locations, many locations.
Andy has marketing, Andy has advertising,
Andy has customers, and he remembers the keys
to the front door.
Keys are key.
That's right.
Keys are key.
Keys are key to this business.
The luxury of being in business,
is to have a business that works for you,
not for you to work and be a
slave to that business. Passive income is the only way to go. Now a lot of you
are thinking you know what? I don't know about this.
A lot of you are wondering why are there no customers? Why can't he get in the front door?
Ha ha ha.
Why did he spend so much on chandeliers?
I know, I know.
I know.
It's like these thousand dollar chandeliers.
And my padded walls.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
The padded walls.
The weird situation going on. A lot of you are wondering,
why didn't I shave today? All questions I can't answer, but so long, sweet, I've ended it.
Let's talk about this in a second, but what a lot of you are doing out there is you're buying a
home and you want to rent it out. Okay, that's going be passive income You know my ex girlfriend she bought a home in Florida
350,000 you know what she's making on rent after every day in Texas and association fees are paid
You know what she's making?
$900 a month on 350,000. I don't like that ROI
I do not like that reach her an investment
I don't like it ROI. I do not like that we turn an investment that's why we broke up.
You don't like paying for your vacation home and making it extra $900 a month?
Sounds like a losing deal to me.
Pay me a half a million dollars and I'll build you a salon suite with no customers or pollniture products. That's a great return on investment. What are you fucking talking about? Anybody would love to have a vacation home making extra $900 a
month after mortgage fan association fees. I had three condos down in Florida
and I was losing $10,000 a month.
At least 10, 12 years to start making money on that house because so she was to sell it or if you were to sell a house in a couple years, all your profit goes to the realtor. So it's not good
and passive income. Now what if I told you, if you put $350,000 in my hand, all right, I'll put you up a building in on the same
350,000 I'm gonna put over
$6,000 a month profit in your pocket
I am literally putting up a building with Legos
Taking a hundred of the 350 you gave me and giving
you a check for $6,000 every month for the first year. The extra 200 goes in my pocket.
I mean, I love that he's trying to solicit $350,000 from a random YouTube video.
Well, I mean, listen, this day and age, that's like, Grant Cardone does this all the time.
This is pretty well worn fat here.
It's not the 350,000 that surprises me unbelievably.
I think that's a pretty small amount of money to start a business, right?
I think we've spent more on the commercial break.
Between Dr. Phil and Smartless, we could have built ourselves a slant suite.
We should get a Frankie.
Yeah.
Can we cancel that smart was that?
The crazy part is that he's telling you that he has guaranteed returns of $6,000 a
month if you spend $350.
Let's do quick math.
Six times 12 is $1,628.
I don't know.
It's like $78,000 or something.
$82,000? $82,000? $82,000.
$182,000?
Which is it?
$12,000?
Do the math here quick, so I don't sell like a dumbass.
What are we multiplying?
Six times 12.
Six times 12 is 72.
Okay, so it's time 12 is 72.
So he's saying you're gonna put in 350
and you're gonna make $72,000 a year.
That's an incredible return on investment
that I do not believe.
I don't believe it.
Now that is passive income and that's only one building.
Now go back to my ex girlfriend.
She wants to buy another one.
It's another 350,000.
Now she just spent
700,000 in what she's profiting on two homes rental
1800 you go with me
12,000 that's why I dumped her was she done me, but that's why I pretended in my head she dumped me
Frankie the last 12 videos you have made
have simply been a reason to beat up your ex-girlfriend.
I know.
You can't even make a video about business
without throwing your ex-girlfriend's
bad economic skills in there.
It's such a shitty thing to do.
I know, he told that to him.
He doesn't mention ex-girlfriend.
He could just say, I know a person.
Yeah, she'll know it's you.
You'll still get the jab, right?
Without embarrassing her. It's unbelievable. By'll still get the jab, right, without embarrassing her.
It's unbelievable.
By the way, you think for one second,
this 28 year old party girl you were going out with
for two days is watching your videos.
She has moved on, bro.
She's sleeping with one of the Paul brothers now.
That in Florida, she's on in Florida living it up.
She's one of the island boys.
Remember those guys? She one of the island boys. Remember those guys?
She's with the island boys.
Remember the island boys?
The guys with the crazy hair, the island boys?
I saw a TikTok video where a girl was checking out
of like a CVS and he was there.
She goes, are you one of the island boys?
He goes, yeah, she goes, can you take a selfie with me?
He goes, yeah, just let me check out my OJ first.
He was like checking out with orange shoes.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
All right, does it sound too good, be true?
Absolutely not.
I'm consulting and I'm putting up these buildings
all over the United States right now.
I'm gonna put my consulting information
in the description box right below this video. My
number will be there, my email will be there. Go to the website. Did he say all
over the United States? Yes. I don't know. I feel like that's a little bit of an
exaggeration. What do I feel like there? He has two of them going at the same time.
Want to California, want to Florida? After this video, check out the website.
I've got a video on there that's going to explain in detail how you can make thousands of dollars a month.
If you follow my program, my program would...
My program.
I mean, it would help if you showed like a bustling busy...
It would help if you would have thought about this video for 12 seconds.
This is not an episode of the commercial break.
You're trying to make people buy into $350,000 worth of real estate investment.
It's essentially what you're doing.
You would have thought you would have got the keys to the place, set up some
properly. I have seen you talk about your party girl ex girlfriend in a better way
it more prepared than you are talking about a $350,000 pitch. Frankie, we're embarrassed
for you. We're better than this. 23 year track record passive income doesn't get 38 years. Yeah, there's no way the 23 years ago. He made up salon suites
That is the year 2000
Yeah, are you telling me that before the year 2000 there was no such thing as a salon suite?
Maybe not a salon suite
But it's a salon suite.
Yeah, I know.
And even if we go back to his 38 number, whatever, I mean, that's just going back to the 90s or whatever.
Yeah, I'm 72 or whatever I am.
It's not that long ago.
It's better than this.
My name is Frank Bernardo.
Again, if you're looking to jumpstart your future jump
start 2023 now's the time it doesn't hurt to look at the information it doesn't
hurt to give me $350,000 and see if it all works out. That's right give Frankie your swoon sweet dollars. We'll be here waiting.
You can always come back to Mr. Franchise. Remember Wednesdays are sweet we we Wednesdays on the sweet sweet Wednesdays.
You've got ideas everywhere Frank. You're a man of the people.
By the way, it's got next year 350 dollars later.
You think the guy who's watching average guy who's watching football on
Sundays is interested in opening up a salon.
Sweet with the next for 350 grand in his pocket.
He's betting the parlay on the fucking browns or something.
Get real Frankie.
Sit in absorbent.
All right, don't make any conclusions.
Pick up the phone.
Don't think too much about it.
Pick up the phone.
Give me a call.
Send me a check.
I got my wiring information on the website.
Oh, is he got a phone number somewhere?
Did he say?
He did, he did.
And when I first saw this, I tried to look
for where he was talking about.
It's his website.
Then it was like below the subscribe button or something.
Okay, don't give it up.
Don't give out too much information.
Yeah, we're gonna have to look it up.
You see this brand new phone in the studio
that soon gonna take phone calls?
It's gonna make phone calls too.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. And by
the way I have OJ Simpson's cell phone number that's not a joke. Mommy that concludes it. If you guys
like it always remember subscribe to my channel. I'm gonna get back on my mental health and now
have a great day. Buffalo bills and Cincinnati is playing right now. I got to get back and watch that game. They are playing not is playing
They are playing he took time out of his busy schedule of watching football
Yeah, he ran down to the building probably to see if his ex girlfriend was hanging out. Yeah, he's probably following her around town
You make a quick video. Yeah, how much you want to make it? But wherever she is in Florida with that rental house, how much you want to make about
that he, he, he frequents there for a vacation.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, with his new girlfriend.
Oh, yeah, he's hiding behind his planters.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's me, Frankie.
It's good to see him back.
Talk to you later.
Oh, my God, Frankie.
Yeah.
What is going on ladies and gentlemen?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's me Frankie! That's good to see you back. Talk to you later. What? He's...
Oh my God, Frankie.
What is going on, ladies and gentlemen?
Oh, no, no, no, sorry.
I was just starting to love Frankie.
I was going to do he has the other video that he is just...
He just got on to rant about people of the gym.
People who are using...
Using the good treadmills.
Yeah, people who are funny.
Using the good treadmills. Yeah, they're funny. Using the good treadmills.
You're not up to his standards. If you're not up to his standards, you can't use the good treadmills.
He's unbelievable this guy. And I love him. I know. And so there you go, a little taste of season number four.
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