The Commercial Break - Mallow Fellows & Sugar Daddies!

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

Lucky Charms the venerable cereal with marshmallows has been pissing Bryan off since the early 1980's. He asks the question: Why can't the ratio of marshmallows be consistent?! Krissy wonders if Bryan should open a Dippin Dots. "Marlon" is not the name of Bryan's single friend getting much airtime on the podcast. But his stories of single life keep everyone entertained. This time Marlon joins Seeking Arrangements to find a Sugar Momma and he sure does! Finally, ITV's morning show is hilarity with an accent! A #Golddigger joins the morning show with her Sugar Daddy and the hosts Triple Dipple check his facts! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Clover's diamonds, Portia's balloons and yellow balloons. And hard-stir Lucky Charge! For more people, it's delicious. And go tomorrow! I'm going to go home! On this episode of the commercial break, and she's like, I gotta take a picture of you. This is so crazy.

I love this. Oh my God, you're my favorite. Now I was playing along. Woo-hoo! She takes a picture. I was just tickled pink to someone one of my picture. And I was like, thanks very much. And she's like, you're so someone wanted my picture. And I was like, thanks very much. And she's like, you're so welcome, Cletus.

And I was like, what? The thought of the Cletus team should. Now from the biggest loser. He goes on for wealth, right? Now this guy does well for himself. He does not need, I mean, he's not like rich. But he does fine for himself. He does not need I mean he's not like rich Yeah, he's he says fine for himself. He doesn't yeah of sugar mom, but he says I'm going for well Okay, well, he's this guy is we didn't want to have to pay out now

He did it. Yeah, I was lost so much money Women with high patches quote unquote And what about quote halitosis sir are you here on this television program stating that you will not need someone with Halitosis and what about them? That's a my question. I triple-dipple-dipple-dutch. Tch, tch, tch. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no friend Kristen, oh, they best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this Zull commercial break. The only one you'll ever need.

Guaranteed. Thirty-day money back. Guaranteed. Oh, one, six, six, one. Best the number two. Why oh, yo, tell us. Complain. Go ahead. We don't give a shit. We just just interact. Yeah, just interact. We don't care. Just lots of people are interacting. Someone said that they will keep us up Rob. Someone said they will keep us up to date on the

Cummings and goings of the Johnny Depp trial. If we'd like to. Oh my god. I really love the Corresponding if you will. Apparently, there's like a whole merchandise thing out there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, everybody loves a good drama. And Johnny Depp is, the guy's got a constitution. And you know, they said that what's her name has a very serious disorder called borderline personality disorder, which is akin to narcissistic personality disorder. It's a very serious disorder. And, you know, I feel bad for both of these people because I think they just were in a relationship.

The party went on one day too long. It did. Or maybe 10 days too long. I'm not really sure. But the amount of cocaine that Johnny was doing is a baseball. And I am just in there. Somebody write a bio pick on this guy. Please. And have before he's too old to play himself. I was gonna say they should make a movie about it and have Johnny play himself. Absolutely. Before Johnny dies, let's get Johnny to play Johnny. Yeah, movie. Just like Nick Cage is now playing himself in a movie.

And apparently it's very, very good. I can't wait to see the Nick Cage movie. I was having cereal last night. You know, sometimes I get on a cereal kick and I have some cream. I've been trying to like, weathe off a little bit. Cereal and cream. Why not?

It's a, one of the food groups. Cream. Saturated fat, one of the food groups. Cream. Saturated fat, one of the five food groups, whatever. So my kids got this like, trolls cereal, right? They see it in the aisle and they have to have it and they scream and yell until they get it,

but they don't eat cereal. So inevitably. So it's been sitting there for a long time, this trolls cereal. So I open it up and what it actually is it is like lucky charms, okay, but instead of The Mars smell is not sort of the mouth they have the marshmallows, but they have like a round like kind of like kicks almost But they're colored yeah like multi cup like you know, none of this shit can be good for you How they get those things that color? I'm not really sure but two things has Clark Griswold. Oh

Yeah, he's a Guy that's right, but there are two things that I'd like to talk about specifically about lucky charms and lucky charms like Serials okay, it almost feels like you're like it's a lottery Yeah, you spend a lot of money and you never know whether or not you're actually going to get any marshmallows in your particular bowl of cereal. Right. Because if there's not the right marshmallow to... Ratio. Ratio to regular cereal, ratio, non-flavored cereal.

Yes. Then you feel like you're eating cardboard. Right. But if you get too many marshmallows, you feel like you're eating a marshmallow cereal. Now here's the other thing that I made. So I'm really fucking pissed about this and I need to figure out a way. I'm trying to figure out a way.

Yesterday I went through a series of shaking and turning upside down and mixing with my hand. No, no, no, just the one deck. I just wanted to see. But you need to mix cereals. Could I fluff up the March Malos to the top? That's what I wanted to do. I wanted to see if I could make the ratio better.

If I could win the lottery, the lucky charms lottery and get more March Mallows than I was getting. And what I've decided is, why am I wasting my fucking time on March Mallows? Second of all, I have always been calling the March Mallows for my entire life. I know I thought they were March Mallows. They're marshmallows. They're within eight. You don't spell marshmallow with an E. You spell it with an E. You're not a being now. Yeah, but you know that's proper fucking English

and marshmallow is not a word that I want to say. That sounds weird. It is, but that's how it's, that's, that is the word. March Mallow, not March Mallow. Well, you know how the language can be a little nuanced. Listen, if anybody knows about the language nuances, it's me, Brian Green. I invented a whole nuance in the English language.

That's why your name is spelled G-H-R-E-E-N. G-H-W-T-T-Y-R-E-E-N, the G-H-E-T-W-Y is silent. That's right. It's Frank Feng, Frank. Frank, if anybody out there has any ideas on how I can make my Marshmallow to unflavored cereal. Well, that's the way it's said. This is what I'm talking about.

It's a highly disturbing event in my life. I have been, and here's why I even figured this out. I'm writing the show notes for today, and I'm like, this is how, this is how in-depth the commercial fricass on those show notes. Ryan's writing notes from his head. He's just picking random events in his life.

Like Marshmallow hunting, right? And I'm like, look, he charms Marshmallow. Lottery. Remember those content ideas that I save? Yeah, but I use yeah, but I, I use March Malos instead. Okay. So I write, I write Marshmello over and over again.

And I keep on getting that red fucking line that the notes that I am yet again spelling something wrong. Now I knew it was spelled that way. You did. You did. You pronounce it. Marshmello. I thought it was marshmallow. No, I thought it was.

I knew I know I knew it was spelled marshmallow, but you at Marshmallow. I thought it was Marshmallow. I thought it was Mallow. I know I knew it was spelled Marshmallow. Fuck man. But you say Marshmallow. God damn, we're on the verge of nuclear war of Brian shaking the troll cereal box. Yep. You can get the Marshmallow.

That's correct. I really, this really makes me angry about this particular cereal and it always has. Don't buy it. Well, I think what they should do is they should package the March Malos separately. Separately. And a little back. Yes, like Twix.

Like, you know, they take two Twix and they put them in the same thing. They should, or they should individually wrap your March Malos and your... She hates it. It's like shock for red like green light marsmallow. Who wants to go out and roast marsmallow? No one. No one. That's because you say it marsmallow. Not marsmallow. Yes. So I think they should individually package them and then you can determine how much school shake shake shake. Yeah, a little Tasty Tina. Tasty Tina.

A little Tasty Tina. Some Mars. Hey man, you got that Mallow. I'm looking for that Mallow. No Mallow here brother, just Mallow. Take your JKS shit outta here with that Mallow, bullshit. Yeah. Ring ring

Hey, man, it's Brian. You got any of that marshmallows? Man, you better stay in the fucking phone up. You know marshmallows around here. I only got marshmallows. Stop calling me. Looking for that Mallow, that real Mallow Mallow. Genuine Mallow. That's all already for our facility anyways. That real Mallow Mallow Genuine Mallow It's already for our facility anyways

I don't even think it's a real marshmallow. I think it's like what is a real marshmallow? No a real marshmallow is Infectionary sugar that's blown up with air and air But it's usually like soft and squishy and those though I don't know what's in those lucky charm. I don't know how to get that consistent. It's dry. It's dry. It's free-strived, something.

Free-strived. Yeah, it's a space food. It's a cream on it than it expands. Remember when we were kids and they had the space food, the space ice cream, right? That's where the marshmallows are to me. They're like that space ice cream. You take a bite of it, it tastes nothing like ice cream,

and it just melts in your mouth in a weird way. Oh, do I remember this? I almost thought about getting a franchise. Yes, I love some diva. Don't have a hat on forever. So we go to the art, we go to the museum, the, I forget what it was. Oh, it's a museum in Chicago, like the big museum of science and industry, right? It's a good one. Yeah, if we go there and we go to the huge They've got a planetarium there that is amazing planet. Oh, yeah, and they have a huge It is amazing by the way. Yeah, they have a huge food court

You know, and so we go there and you can buy different things But what they have is they have a machine like a robot machine that'll make you your dip and dots right there Fucking hey right and so I look on the side and it says you know this like a robot machine that'll make you your dip and dots right there. Nice. Fucking, hey, right. And so I look on the side and it says, you know, this, dip and dots, franchise by whoever, right? And John and Jill, whatever. And I'm thinking to myself, mother fucking, that's the game right there.

You just sit back and watch that dip and dot cash roll on in. Mailbox, money. I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make me a Marshmallow. Franchise. Hey, it's me Frankie. If you like to lose $50,000 I've got a brand new idea for you Welcome to your brand new marshmallow studio You can sell them at this long suite this long sui's yeah every salon suite should come with a marshmallow Robot you know, machine. Robot art. Yeah, or you could, uh, maybe we could sell used panties in there too, like they do in Japan.

Sounds good. Update on a friend that we've been talking about on this show a lot. And that's my single friend, who's single and ready to mingle. We haven't named him yet. Let's call him Marlin. Let's just say his name is Marlin. Marlin. Marlin. You like that? I don't know why I picked that name, but Marlon. Like Brando, right? Yeah, but he's only he doesn't weigh as much as Marlon did in his these final years. Yeah. Marlon used to have the young Marlon. The Marlon Brando, they literally would stop the shoot every sentence to give him his line in his older age. He would like, he would, first of all, he would demand all of the money. He'd be like, I want all of the money.

I want, you know, if that budget was $30 million, he'd be like, I want 31. And people would be like, we don't have that. He's like, get it. And then maybe I'll be in your movie. Yeah. And then they would do it. And then they would do it.

And then he would sit in his trailers, smoke cigars and, you know, twiddle, whatever, twiddle is diddled. He lived his life. He lived his life. He lived his life. He was his own little person. But then he come on set and he'd have no idea what they were talking about.

He'd be like, what movie am I? He's here. Yeah, he was like doing the Godfather. Everybody's be whole and I have to sell the story real quick. Jeff and I took Jeff of the airport this morning so we're listening to the radio on the way there. And you know, I normally took it on like NPR or something

and it was too depressing. They were talking about it. Too much depressing stuff. And I'm like, what other station? I'd turn it. It's like 91.7 jazz something like that. Okay. Yeah. I'm kind of getting down to this in the morning. So Jeff and I are driving along. And he goes, hey, you know, that one he's like smooth jazz voices. He's like, hey, yeah, he's like, right. Yeah, he's like next up. Oh, hopefully somebody's gonna call in and win. These tickets to go see so and so, so down and so and so. And he's like, next color. And he clicks it.

And though, he goes, yeah, he goes, Sheryls, you've won the tickets. And she goes, great. She's like, what show is this? And he goes, uh, I don't even know if I'm gonna give you the tickets now. A Cheryl. Cheryl's like, what, I'm sorry. Anyway, it was the funniest exchange.

I was the day I... When we were doing... Show us this. That sounds like Marlon Brando. Showing up to the movie. Yeah, he did. No idea. He was doing the Godfather and they were likeo. Marlon Brando. Showing up to the movie. What movie is this? He was doing the Godfather

and they were like feeding him lines and he's like, what's the movie about? What's my character about? He didn't read the Godfather? He never reminds me of the time that we were in the studio doing the late night on the legend shit. Okay, and so when I first started off by myself,

and then occasionally was also by myself because my partner Cam would get kicked out of the studio for this reason or it just wouldn't be there. I don't know. And so, but I still wanted to have fun with it. So I'd be up there doing my own radio show, recording it between 7 and 10 pm, but it would air, or was supposed to air

between two and five in the morning and then I'd usually just air it much earlier. But anyway, so we shared a studio with a radio station, a large country radio station in Atlanta. Yes. The one I was on was called the Small Stick Station. It reached about 30,000 people. I worked for the other people.

The big one reached about 13 million people. It was like, I mean, it's a huge radio market. And so I'd be doing this. And then the phone would ring. You could see it light up, right? The little flashing thing would go on. And, but it wasn't for my station, it was for the other country station. Whatever was, oh, okay, and they were calling in. But usually when I was recording, nothing

was live. So they weren't asking people to call in. So no one ever called in. Yeah. But everyone said of a little moon, the phone and ring. And I'd be like, ah, let me see what's doing, right? And so I would answer, late night on the legend. Right? People would be like, oh my God, is that way in the decades? Or whatever. And I'd be like, no, you didn't. Sorry, we're not running a contest.

Well, one time I happen to have someone left in the studio, give these away if you want, right? Tickets to like, you know, the country fare, they cost $10 to go to any. Right. And so, you know, somebody called and I, and I'll late night on the legend, you know. Oh my God were just riding down the street we're having so much fun and I said you won these you know You know to be the need but yeah, she's like great. We're like where are you located? And I'm like we're located x y and c

Yeah, we are literally 15 minutes away. It's her and her boyfriend and I'm like well come on down Did she come down? I go down the stairs, seven floors up, I go downstairs, I hand them a ticket, this is completely against the rules, but I go downstairs, I hand them the tickets, and this is at a time when the cell phones were just starting to have cameras, like cameras you could use. And she's like, I gotta take a picture of you,

this is so crazy, I love this, oh my God, you're my favorite. And I was playing along, I was like, you know, she takes a picture. I was just tickled pink that someone wanted my picture. And I was like, thanks very much. And she's like, you're so welcome, Cletus. And I was like, what?

They thought I was Cletus T. should. Now from the biggest loser. So aptly named, it was celebrity fip club, I think. Okay, okay. They must took me for clearesty Judd. Well, go, go, go clearesty Judd. Can you tell me if I look anything like clearesty Judd? Oh, he's out.

Yeah, there's hairplugs. Oh my God, it was a bad look. Wonder where clearest is. He's probably getting fired from radio station right now. Can you hear that? Crow Crow Crow Crow Crow. That's the sign of Cleetus T. Judd losing another radio contract.

All right, so Marlin, back to Marlin. Marlin, Marlin. Yeah, that's another one of the C.C.B. off the ramp. Meandering. He should call this podcast off the ramp. Marlin informs me that he's fed up with the dating scene. The Tinder's the Flinders, you know, the Flinders lonely thing. He didn't listen to one of the public access. Yeah, he probably would have learned nothing and he would have gotten no value like we did.

He probably would have wasted 40 minutes of his life just like we did. Yeah, we just recorded a show that we'll're going to show that we'll never get here. No. But it's been a long day. We had to get warmed up. Okay, so he informs me, I'm done with Flinder Tinder, all the, you know, Flinding, Flodding, what I mumble, tumble, rumble, all the shit.

I'm done with it. And so what I decided to do is I went, and I went on a website called Seeking Arrangements, which is as shady as it fucking sounds. It is for people looking for sugar mamas, sugar daddies, and, or, An arrangement. Arm candy, an arrangement, that's right.

But the arrangement is specific, right? When you sign up, you say, are you looking for wealth, or are you looking for looks? So, and then they just divide people into those categories. It's the most shady fucking thing I've ever heard. But hey, whatever you're into. You know, and this thing,

and it's exactly, God bless. Yeah, God bless. So he says, I'm looking for, What if you're looking for both? Well, that's what he said. Well, what if I'm looking for both, but they don't give you that option. Oh, it's wild.

So, he goes on for wealth, right? Now, this guy does well for himself. He does not need, I mean, he's not like rich, but he does find for himself. He doesn't have sugar mom, but he says, I'm going for wealth. Well, this guy is, he didn't want to have to pay out for the good looking. Yeah, I was lost so much money. Get it ghosted. And paying for whole families and dinners. That's right. For those of you that didn't listen to this episode, this guy, we've been following his single exploits.

He got ghosted by an entire family of people on it. Yes, the mother and the sister. Mother sister. To the state with the woman. And then they all won by one went to the bathroom and never came back. And the restaurant manager felt so bad for me, giving free dessert. Like a pick in the face.

So he goes for a drink. He goes for well. And within 48 hours, my inbox is filled. Oh, filled. Because he's like a handsome gentleman. Yeah. He's in his 40s. He's like, you know, listen, he'll do, right? He'll his 40s. He's like, you know, he'll listen. He'll do, right?

He'll do. Filled with options. Ladies, you know, his dance card was full. His card was full. So he went on his very first seeking arrangement date sometime ago. Couple weeks ago.

And now we have a video of it. Oh, man, I wish. I wish. I wish. I asked him if he would come on. He's just like, he hates me. He hates when I talk about him on. Well, what does it keep telling you about everything?

Well, because I think he secretly likes it. He secretly likes when he's being talked about, but he doesn't want his name, his real name out there. Even though no one's ever going to know, it's such a common name, no one ever knows. Anyway. So he goes on his first date. And the lady says,

a gentleman always picks up a lady and for the first date. And he said, that's great. And she said, so I'm sending a car for you to pick me up. Not an Uber. She had a car. She had, but a literal car. The car, right?

She sent like a town car that car like a town car No, she sent a Porsche what she delivered a Porsche to his front door and the guy handed him the keys He signed a piece of paper not even kidding you. No, I'm not even kidding you like giving him a Porsche No, she didn't give him a Porsche. She rented a Porsche for the night Oh and the guy delivered the Porsche and he drove it to pick her up. Fucking bad ass got them right. And apparently the guy who delivered the car was like, I've done this before for this lady. Here's a little piece of advice.

Don't show up without flowers and you better get good ones, right? Okay, okay. And so Marlon took the advice. He went and he got some flowers. He's now driving around this port. The guy has like a camera dude and he's not just driving around a Porsche, picking this lady up. Yeah, she needed to be taken in a Porsche.

He gets there and she's got a $500 bottle of Cologne. And she's like, this is my favorite Cologne we go in the bathroom and spray some on. And he's like, well then why not? She knows, she wants. She says, he says, she's like in her early 60s. And while it's not, he's like admittedly, not necessarily my style.

She's a little more done up than I'd like. Like she's like, where's a lot of makeup and stuff and covers up all of her blemishes. He said, but honestly, Brian, I- I was a poor, I was a poor, and I called her a little. I think I can work with this. They went to the best restaurant,

where he lives down in Florida. They went to the best restaurant in the town. Outback. Every outback. They went to the best old country buffet they could find. Oh, and that's pretty funny, Cody. Thanks. Thanks to the local crocodile, zero. So they went to the best restaurant, and she was all paid for, like, the matrady knew her. It was paid for, he didn't have to do a thing, he brought the flowers, and she's like, I'm glad you brought the flowers,

because I didn't wanna have to tell you within 10 minutes of our date that you weren't getting a second one. Right, she was like demandy-comandy, but he says they had a fucking ball. Sounds like a ball to a great store. They ordered a bottle of screaming eagle, which is like a $7,000 bottle of wine.

And they ordered a bottle of screaming eagle. Everyone was having a great time. They were laughing and joking. They ended up going to like, like a Johnny's hideaway-type play. He's like an old place for old and young people. Right.

They're mingle on the dance floor that lights up. Yeah. They went and they danced the night away. And so he went on a second date and it was more of a calm date. Right.

She had her personal chef cook for them at her luxurious condo, 30 fucking stories in the air overlooking the wall. He says, he says, the next, they're planning their third date, but she has already told him that Venice, Italy will be where they have their 10th date. And so I'm like, do 10th, 10th date their 10th date. And so I'm like, do 10th. 10th date. 10th date.

She planned it out that far. Okay. This is unbelievable. She apparently she was rich. She was married to a very wealthy man. She helped him build this business like, you know, behind every great man. That's crazy.

She knows what she wants. And now she knows what she wants. The guy passed away in his, you know, his mid 50s. Why not? I love this. Yeah. And so I'm going to pass it. I've been doing it for years.

Astrid for permission to seek an arrangement. And you can video it. That's it. That's it. It's going to be all from the name of the show. That's right. I'm sending a car for you. It's a yellow taxi.

I rented a car. It's out front. It's a Dodge Sharpe. It's a Dodge Charter. It's made by Fisher Price. It's an electric vehicle. I love this though. I have to keep up with him. I have to keep up with this work.

Who could have, like, who of our single friends could we get to do this and actually, like, you know, film something? Oh, I could think of a couple. I could think of a couple, but it might have to be sugar daddy type situation, but I think, I think, Well, I am. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. I think this lady might be like, Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Could you watch the patchouli off? Yeah. Yeah. There are a couple people, but I think it would think it might not be a man seeking an older woman or an angel. But that's what I want to see too.

Yeah, that's what I want to see too. Because I don't think it's as interesting when it's sugar mama, but sugar mamas can be interesting too. You mean sugar daddy. Sugar daddy's can be interesting too. Yeah, I've seen that for years running around town. Well, what do you want me to do? I can't manufacture somebody we can have a,

I'm not a single fan. That's what I'm saying. Listen, here's the deal. 661-237-8296. Yes, please. We will pay for your seeking arrangements membership. Yes. We will pay for your first date.

If you agree to get on seeking a range, I actually think I know one of our listeners who might do this. Okay. We'll not will the chance. Okay, and another will. Well, I'm talking directly to you. I know one of our listeners who might do this. Will, not will the chance. Okay, and not. But another will. Will, I'm talking directly to you, I know you're listening to this. I will pay for the Seeking Arrangements membership for three months, at least three months.

Yeah, you've got to get it some time. Right, but wills are not a bad looking guy. We met him at the festival at the Memphis. Oh, that's okay. Okay, so I'll give it a three month go. Yeah. I want you to have a Seeking Arrangement date or two, and I want to know what things are up to. I want to see if it's as wild as my friends experience.

Now, he said he had over 30 people to choose from and this profile, she stated that this was going to happen. Like, I am rich, I will spoil you. You will do everything I tell you to do. He will do it. Yeah, and I'm looking for the best, right? I'm not looking for, you know, don't send me no fucking slackers. You got to have a job and a car.

And yeah, she also said, I'm not looking to babysit anybody. So if you're living in your parents' basement and you sit around playing video games all day, yeah, you're not getting the $500 bottle of wine. I love plays to stay. So I said, did you get the $500 bottle of clone at the end of the night?

And he said, yes, she left it in the car. And I said, what did you do with the car? He said I drove it back home It was picked up the next morning and I was like that's insane. Did she explain to you like Like did she explain to you that it's does she do this all the time? I had a line of questioning that I wish I could Drop the car said she did she's he's that guy Because it was his car so now here's the most interesting part about this. There is a service out there like Airbnb for cars.

Yes, which is weird, but kind of cool. Very interesting. So this guy is like, she's on speed dial, man, I rent this car. You know, and she told him, she told Marlon, I go on about. Where did the command with the car when he dropped it off? Where did he go? Somebody else was there picking them up. Yeah. Yeah. But he has like he delivers that's, you know, you pay it. Like a safe ride. $1,000 a day. Safe ride. Remember safe ride. Yeah, I spoke it a few times. Oh, me too. Many times. I had those guys were friends at the bar. I worked out.

Yeah. And it was angel ride or safe ride. I would come get you. and it would be another car and then they would follow you all the way home I would drive your car home. It would drive your car home. It was always weird because I was always very weird I was yeah Alcohol was not the first thing in the mix if you know what I mean I was always twisted some way and I'd be like These guys were like a a, that's what they did. The angel ride was like a group of people who had met in AA and they decided to do this

as part of their community service, giving back to the group. And then you give them a tip. They just did it based on tips, at least back then they did. It was completely free. Yeah, yeah. But you give them, we give them like a hundred fucking dollars

for driving two miles. Yeah, it's like thank you for driving my car home to me. I'd be like, well, my, you know, it's a little awkward conversation, but you're chatted gaffy at that point. I know. I'd be like, my friend is $600 worth of high grades, Peruvian, blow it. If we get pulled over, you're the sober guy.

Just tell him you're with AA. Yeah. Not triple A. AA. I was felt so safe. It was the most wonderful thing. The only bad thing is at least where I work, they only had like two or three of those people that were working on any given for Saturday.

So sometimes you'd have to wait for like two hours for those people to show up. It was it wasn't exactly. Yeah, no, but I just gave you more time to party. Get more fucked up. You just called a couple hours. I wonder if Uber has put a dent in those services. Oh, I mean, I haven't taken that thing since. Yeah, no, but you can take all the time back from Jessica.

I mean, what Jesus. Anyway, so there's an update on Marta. I'm gonna keep up with him. Listen, if anybody would like to go through with this, if everyone would like to do some seeking arrangements and dates with us and you have to take meticulous notes be willing to tape record it and certainly be willing to come on air and talk about it.

You don't have to give your real name and we don't have to have you on video, but I want to be able to ask you questions directly on air because I asked Marlana, but repeating the conversation is not as interesting as hearing it in the first place. I just couldn't believe what I was hearing and I was like this is great. So what's the game? So I say, what's the end game here? You gonna like Venice? What he has what he said

He goes Venice, what I fucking care I I don't think I'm thinking about a year from now thinking about date number 10 I'm asking you're out every night It's like I'm trying to think of a date night every night I want to get to Venice before June. And now for the commercial break inside of the commercial break. Thank you very much for listening to this episode of TCB.

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or one of the many others that exist, they usually have a rating and a review system, and you adding your rating or review really does help grow the show. So now that I've said all the things I need to say, I'll say one more thing. We'll be back to the commercial break after this commercial break. Alright, so this is what I did. I trolled the internet as I do. And I found a little, I found those British morning show that we like to watch everyone.

Oh yeah, those guys are great. I found the British morning show did a whole thing on Sugar Dice. I know they were. They were so funny. And they have like that. Like there's one, I have a feeling they're on for like seven hours every day on ITV or BBC

or whatever it is. And they do at least one or two segments that are just like oddities, right? And this is why the world is fucked up. It's because this is like mainstream news, mixed with I fucked a ghost dick. It's like, it just doesn't make any sense. Okay, you ready? Yes. This is sugar daddy.

These are sugar daddy. It's not sugar mama's sugar daddy. Here we go. This lady has a sugar daddy. You said he was going into this about four years ago. Yeah, how'd you fall into it? Um, just I literally slipped and fell on his dick. It's fine, don't worry.

People ask me to go on dates and give them my gifts. So if you made a career out of this? Kind of, yeah, it's like I'm a business woman about it. So your business is getting things both for you. Yeah, I do. It's on my business card. Fuck me for money. It's the self-describe gold digger.

Yeah, self-describe gold digger. By the way, we're gonna have fun with this, but I wanna make this clear. If two consenting adults have this arrangement. I Don't have any problem with this. I'm not yeah, this doesn't seem like a problem to me and by the way They're going on news to talk. Yeah, they're going on the news to talk about it in listen It's like you know God bless everyone getting something out of it that they enjoy Pay for play. Pay for play as well as for play.

Yeah. I love him. I wish I remember his name, but yeah. Let me get this straight. You suck his dick for money. That's correct. That's correct. Do you have a business card?

And for what? They buy your gifts. You do what for them? On my time, basically? And what happens in that time? Just usually go for meals, things like holidays. Sex? I go for meals, usually can eat me out, you know? That kind of dinner.

Sometimes I show up and then lovely, leglish, eh? Yeah. The woman on this show is like, wants to tear this lady's head off. Oh, yeah. She's already disliking this person. Oh yeah. Oh, never. Never, never. No.

And do they know that before they lavish you with these presents? No, they don't know that because it's a male data, but surprise. I wouldn't get as much money if I did that. I'm actually with you. What do you think I am? It eats.

It eats. It eats. The man-host here is so funny. Yeah, he's hilarious and he's really interested. He's like, he's like, he's like, I am a man with no sex ever. Are you sure? What about with me?

I'm rich. And the lady is like, she's a little more prudish. Yeah. So you're the only one? Well, they're gonna know now. Well, yeah, never probably a truck then to me more. So you are essentially sort of in the early stages of the relationship leading them on? Yeah.

And you're quite happy. Here are quotes. So you're leading them on with your vagina. Here quotes. So when they get a quote hard dick, then you quote, let them on. Then you quote, have blue balls. Then you quote, then you quote, cock tease them. Then they quote, get left, quote, at the bar.

Yeah, quote by themselves. So you're going to say that that's what you're doing. Yeah. And one man was going to buy you a £33,000 engagement ring. Did he think that he was going to get engaged to you? He thought that he would. That's usually what I'd buy in an engagement ring. Yeah, you fucking question this

When he bought you a quote engagement ring did he think he was going to quote be engaged to you She's like yeah, yeah shit And what point did you tell him that that wasn't gonna happen? After I just gave him her card Gold digger. It's a gold digger. I'm a gold digger. I'm a very new. I'm a very new. Of course, all ties with them.

Would you not for guilty? No. Why? Because they would take off me if they could. I don't feel guilty about this. But you're not think this, I mean, you're a beautiful girl. Do you not think that these men, you know, if this guy proposed to you, is the guy next to her on the couch?

Yes, that's her sugar daddy, I think. You're way to hear from him. Yeah, can't wait to hear from him. What does he think about all this? He's probably like crying. He's like, this is the first time I'm hearing about it. I was gonna use this to propose while on TV. This is our second date, and I was sure I was working

into getting laid. Do you have a bathroom I can use to shoot me? He whips out a ring. Yeah. $50,000. He was a sleaze bike. He couldn't have had me as a girlfriend. So you do get the gifts valued to find out how much

they think you're worth? Yes. Yeah. And so you've got the gifts valued to find out how much they think you're worth. Yes. Yeah. And so you got the ring valued. Yeah. Which almost makes me smarter, I think, say what you said, but you thought it was 33,000 pounds, so it was valued at only 5,000,000. Which is a lot of money for something that keeps going, eh?

Why would you think it's valued at 33,000, and then it's not? Well, he probably said that. But then that means she had it in her possession at some point. Yeah, here's my $50,000 ring Oh, it says lucky I'll be the judge of acts it says Marshmello I'll be the judge of that. It says Marshmello on the side of it. What is this?

Shenanagin. Is this quote a real ring? Okay, so you're not doing anybody any harm. You know, you say they sort of know about it sort of. You know what you're doing. I'm not doing them any physical harm. If that's what you mean. Some of them have therapy, but that's not my fault.

Changing any sex for this is just the way you work your life. But you do have two children who are 11 and 30. Oh. And they are where mommy does. No, mommy. Mommy. What a living-year-old is going to know it's mom's a...

I am called, girl. Well, to be fair, to be fair, she says she does not have sex with these guys. How much of that I really believe I'm not particularly sure, right? There's like so long, that's really. You're not gonna get the real money. Mommy, yeah, you're lying. That's why you only got a five and a half thousand pound ring.

Mommy, no, I'm just doing what Mommy does. Mommy, what's taking arrangements? What's quote, seeking arrangements? I saw you on breakfast television. Why do I have a new daddy every week? Who's quote, Bob, the new daddy? He was here last night, where is he now? No, Mummy's single.

You know, they want Mummy to go on day. It's like they want me to fire the partner. Because they want the stuff afterwards, probably. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just gonna get a new daddy for Christmas. This one's getting cheap on us. Mmm. No, Mommy, we need a new daddy set across for Christmas. This one's really gotten cheap. He didn't buy two ply toilet paper last time. We're at the grocery.

A full English, Mommy. That's what I want. A full English. Full English. A full English. Well, I'm sure after this comes out, I'm going to know a bit more. Do you worry about that? No, because I've raised them, they know me, they know the way I work. But also, I'm a... I'm a hustler.

I'm the way I do. They know what's up. my two kids are real fucking bad asses hey Jimmy hey Jamie good to see you don't you worry daddy's a man or that's just friends for bad ass as far as an example to your kids are concerned, I mean they will know that you were going out with a rich football manager who you then ditched for his richer friend. I think I just said it out loud. It sounds so even when you say it that way but it felt just as evil when I did it. Ah! OK, yeah, do you well now? But they're not going to be, it's not going to... I'm going to affect them at all.

Going to affect anything. There'll still be my children on paper. LAUGHTER Like, they haven't even even a choice about them either. Yeah. You know, this is your business, as you said, but it's a sure lived business. I mean, with all the good will in the world, looks fade.

You know, these men are, it's a two-way street here. They want a young, beautiful thing. We'll get on to you saying young, beautiful things on your arm in a moment. But that, you won't be. Okay. We'll get over to you, Mr. Hansi Cock over there. Right. Mr. Credit Card Cock, I'll get to you in one moment. I don't think that's right.

I'd like to hear from him. She's crazy. This whole lady is mean. A young, beautiful thing. You may be a beautiful, older thing, but that might not be what they're after. I mean, I'm prepared for that. I didn't set out to do this.

I'm not like a gold digger, as in I need to marry someone rich to succeed in life. Like, I have my own plans, I study, I work. So as long as it lasts, I'm gonna... I study. What is it that you study? I'm interested in.

Have fun with it. I mean, it doesn't time for parents. Well, let's come to you, Mark, because... Oh, yeah, Mark. Mark is the sugar daddy, just for those of you listening. You can go to youtube.com slash the commercial break to watch it. We're aware that this is what these girls are doing

and that you are happy to be part of this. Yes. Why? I was married for 22 years. I just, I came out of it and I wanted some fun. I came out of it and I just would really rather cut to the shit to be honest with you. I'll pay you. You suck my dick, everything's good. Yeah.

It's a John Vanderpump for any of you wonder. John Vanderpump. How do you think, what? John must be some kind of successful person, right? He must have some business or be, maybe as a... He's sugaring. He's sugaring. Do you think you would ever go on television

and tell people about this? No. No. You pit. No. um, you're the brothers. How do you find these people like casting call? It's just like we go to men foe and I say the word podcast. Well, everybody comes running over trying to get on the podcast. It's like people, they just, they want their 15 minutes. They want notoriety. They probably call this station up How did Jerry's finger go?

Show my own don't give a shit. I Have I have Climidia Would you like? I have Climidia of the tongue would you like to see? I have climidy of the tongue. Would you like to see? Heavy hills. He said, you left your marriage after 20-2 years, and then you said to our researcher, I like to have a pretty thing on my arm. Yeah!

That's been weird. Not entirely sure I said it that way. I think I said I like to pay for sex, but yes, around those things. He's backtracking now. He looks scared. He does. Look at him, he's like here. What around those things, he's backtracking now, he looks scared. He does. Look at him, he likes the hair of those. He's hot in here. Jeez.

Right. He's turned those lights down a little bit. How many people are gonna see this? Nine million. So he's slugging. No, it hasn't, because I double, double checked. That is exactly what you said. I like to have a pretty thing on my arm.

Double, double checked. And so would you say to that? No, it wasn't. I double tripled. Triple, triple double, double, dark, derried. I quote unquote triple, triple, triple check, which in British television world means

I looked at the card twice. I checked. I checked. And I checked. Check. It's the same thing. Twice. I jacked. I jacked and I jacked. It's the same thing. I am one-caterillion per cent sure, y'all, this is exactly what you said.

I said it. Yes. And that's how you feel. Is that how you feel about women? No. How do you feel about women? It makes me feel good to be able to look and go. And so, what do you think you're going to get out of it?

You pig. You don't want an ugly wife. I'm so excited. How dare you, sir. And what about all the ugly women out there? What are they supposed to do? Are you just discounting half the women in Britain because they don't look good to you? And the women with no teeth?

What about them, sir? Are you prepared to make a statement? What about the women with... what about the women with corncalfs for knees? Sir! And women with eye patches quote unquote. Oh my god. And what about quote, halitosis, sir? Are you here on this television program stating that you will not need someone with halitosis?

And what about them? Answer my question. I drippled, dipple checked. Dipple checked. Dipple checked. Dipple checked. It's official now because I drippled, dipple checked. Sir. Do you, T.C.

See, are you saying on this program right now that you will not marry an ugly fat woman? And what about the men, sir? What about them? Oh, yeah, yeah, there's other than company. You know, going out somewhere nice for dinner, I don't like the term sugar daddy, that's not what I am. How much do you think you've spent on women of this sort of... Probably about 57 pounds in last year?

Sort of... General Guest of it? No, he's just... how much do you think you've thought of women with this general... Aaaaah! How many fashion? For fashion. For fashion. What is it you're doing again?

Baaaah! Sorry, what about you before? That's a lie. A bit more. A bit more, how much more? 134 pounds, probably before? That's a lie. A bit more. A bit more, how much more? 134 pounds probably. It's not a lot.

So you're quite high actually, right? You said that's a lie. It's got to be a lie. You're quite tight, sir. I triple different checks. She goes, that's a lie. Yeah, because he said, I respect about 50 pounds in the last month, and she's like, that's a lie. Yeah, because he said I was supposed to be about 50 pounds in the last month and she's like, that's a lie.

Thanks, Clarissa. Whatever your name is. How much do you think he's spending? He's got spend thousands. You've definitely got that. Yeah, but girl, you missed red the 33,000. Yeah, you missed red the 33,000. I don't think you have an understanding of money.

Who's a big difference between a $5,000 diamond ring and a $50,000. $30,000. Yes. I thought you should have a coin and take it. Well, about $4,000. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.

I'm going to say it with my number. OK, did you give? I said, then. You didn't. Why didn't you give him your number? Oh, I see. Well, you will. You'll get it.

You'll get The shit Audacity She hasn't given her his phone number yet. How do they get it? How do they get hold of each other? What are they using? AOL Will you give him your MSN accounts? Or a Google check? Right now on air, I triple dip them check. Ah.

54 quid in the last check. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Isn't it all a bit cheap and soldy, really? Yes. It's all a bit trashy and ridiculous, isn't it? Oh my god. I love this guy. I god. I love this guy.

I know. I love that guy. Your life's basically a cherry spring-a-show, isn't it? Sort of. Yes. You're like the front page of the sun, aren't you? You're trash. You're trash.

This is trash. Your friends and family still love you, sir. Not about gifts. It's about the company and it's about two minds connecting. Not for you, it's about me. It's not for me and me. I love for me, don't give a shit. Not for me, just about the money, thanks. It's not about gifts.

It's about the company and it's about two minds connecting. Not for you, it's about me. I think we're on the same page. For me, I mean, I think we're on the same page. For me, I mean, I've met good friends all to their who still give me gifts on the really good company and the odds that Mr. Malay and I laugh on them.

It's not always about the gifts when I know them. Right, yeah, and like I get to go places and stuff like in the long run. But initially, yeah, it's gonna be all about the gifts. I wouldn't, I'm not free. In my time, so I've got... You've got two grown sons, 22 and 19. What do they think about it?

Are they worried about their dad? How the older one is completely dismissive about the whole thing. The younger one, I think, sees the funny side of it. Right. What about sort of friends and family? What about friends and family, so to say? Are you saying right? Are you prepared to say right now, right here, you will not quote unquote get married to your grandchildren, sir?

What about them? Everybody's going to have to. I love it. Hashtag gold diggers. Yeah, hashtag gold diggers. This is like, I don't even think, I mean, Hoda and Codbeer, whatever the... Hoda Codbeer, it was Hoda and Kathy. Oh, do?

Now it's Hoda and Jenna. Okay, Hoda and Jenna Fisher, is that who we're going to be? Jenna Bush. Oh, Jenna Bush? From the President's Bush. Okay, I'll end up with the video. You're not hurting anyone, are you? And you're having a good time.

Exactly. So, good luck to you in a way, I guess. And it seems as it's a two-way street, and you're happy to do it. I mean, what's the space? For more of the same. LAUGHTER For more of the same.

For more of the same. For more of the same. To get Clarissa, to come on a date with you. Oh! That was better. That was better. That was better. That was better. There is a to come on a date with you That was better that was better Yeah, we're right here And what about the women with no

Triple dip a check that is what you said Jack! That is what you said. Yes. That is what you said. I triple Dipple Jack. I just read it twice and it said it. And that's official. That means it's in the books. Yes. Oh my gosh, will?

Oh! That was fun. Yeah, we're gonna get, I'll keep you posted on Marlin. You keep me posted if you're interested and getting on seeking your range and having to fund with the commercial break. We will pay for it. I can't do it because an asker is going to think all I'm doing here at night in the studio is seeking

arrangements. I think there's a line I can't cross for the show. And that's it. So one of you out there who's single and ready to mingle, let us know if you'd like a sugar momma or a sugar momma, that's really what I want. Yeah, yeah, we need that. Yeah, if you're a guy, you're looking, we've seen a sugar daddy thing. We've seen the sugar daddy thing. Everybody see sugar daddy thing.

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