The Commercial Break - Mushroom Jesus Won't Drink Silver!

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

  Drake & Flacka? Astrid, hostage of TCB The monopolies! We like the thought of an island but not the reality Dehydrated meals Love Has Won cult Mother God and the many Father Gods DON’T DRINK COLLOIDAL SILVER Religious justification for cults Find a middle ground No silver & no kool-aid The lady who eats dirty diapers “Pocketbook” Auntie keisha is stealing our diapers She’s eating over 2.5 diapers a day The way the show keeps roasting her with the slow motion   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

He was poor, they had a bunch of us on these kids growing up. We support, we look kids are... Mom and lifetime, putting that nut in the cook for supper. She'd set us all down at the table, redress a peeth to us. Well, a little brother was hard of hearing, he almost started to death. We were supporting, we look kids. Somebody pull up in the driveway, Pelt makers take turns running out of yard marking, cause we got the Ford dough.

On this episode of the commercial break. I think Jesus was just a dude who was on mushrooms. I'm sorry, I agree. Yeah, like one of the... Wait, there was definitely weed. Yeah, there was definitely weed. There was some dead sea mushrooms and some weed involved. But okay, but he wasn't asking anybody to drink kloitl silver either.

Or even asking anyone to follow him, really. Now, he was saying, hey, leave me alone. Yeah, I'm too high to talk to you guys, I know. I'm walking it to bed. Yeah. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah, boy! Oh yeah, Kazakhstan's welcome back to the commercial break. Break starts now Member of Brian's basement port of directors Tina Best of you, Tina. Best of you to tell you something.

Uh-oh. And it's very important. I'm all ears. Okay. Do you know this guy Drake? I do. I mean, not personally, but. I mean, not personally, but.

Yeah. Yeah, kids are in love with him. Do you like Drake's music? Eh. I like it. It's alright. I think it's okay. He's prolific if he's anything.

It's true. He puts out an album every two weeks or something like that. I don't change a channel when his music comes on, but I don't listen to the radio all that often either. I never listen to the radio. Who listens to the fucking radio anymore? Old I do. But so they say 90% of people in the United States of America hear some kind of radio over the course of a week. I just find that really hard to believe. I came back to it when they brought, you know, good old 99x back.

Yeah, but it's not the same thing. I can't believe. I came back to it when they brought, you know, good old 99x back. Yeah, but it's not the same thing. I know, but at least you get a little grunge and a little more rock and a little less. Yeah, the state of rock and roll right now is atrocious, but there is good rock and roll to be found. You said you're digging for it. Yep. It's not front and center.

I rely on my kids actually. A lot of the new bands I love are thanks to them. I think I rely on the fact that I dig around the internet 24 hours a day and there's always some shitty new music that's coming my way. And then I'm like, wow, that's shitty new music. But I can get into a little Drake. The Drake's not bad.

It's not awful. However, I have no idea what Waka Faka flame is all about. Nope. But they open up a new club in Turks and Kekos. Noah's Ark is the name of the club. It's like a beach bar, right? Okay. And so they've been, yeah, I'm assured that anything that of the club. It's like a beach bar, right? Okay. And so they've been, yeah, I'm sure that anything

that's owned by Drake and Waka Flocka Flame, Waka Flocka Flame. Get it right. Jesus, that's hard to say. Waka Flocka Flame. Anything that's owned by those two is gonna have some popularity. In the hopes that you're going to see Waka Flocka

or Drake. Waka Flocka, probably I'd be able to see Drake, but Waka Flockareymore. Waka Flaka, probably I agree to see Drake, but. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. I take either of them really quite frankly. Yeah. But then I'm just hungry for success and start them. So I just want to selfie with the two of them.

But Drake and Waka Flaka have owned this bar for a little bit. However, now Drake is dating supposedly the manager of this particular. Interesting. Now Drake is dating supposedly, the manager of this particular... Interesting. ...bar, and the traffic has increased like 10x according to Drake, and it's now it's hard to get into the club. Because he's dating the manager? Because he's dating the manager, because now the manager,

you want me to read the story? Yeah, who's the manager, and why would that? I don't know. Let's get into it. Let's get into it. Okay. Byline. Noah's Ark, Turks and Kekosos Drake and Flaka have business booming and they hope we don't lose her quote-unquote whatever that means. Drake Drake's public decoration.

Declaration. Drake public declaration, a Turks and Kekos bartender, Flaka is his new thing. Wait, hold on. Has only made her an overnight celebrity. It also has her place of employment, reaping major financial benefits. Philomysic manager of Noah's Ark Beach Club where Flaka works.

Oh, hold on one second, Flaka is her name. I thought it was Flaka Flaka flame that owned, this is crazy. Apparently other people most have thought the same thing and hence the English topic. That's right. Okay, so it says, Philip Mizzick, manager of Noah's Ark Beach Club

where Flaka works, tells TMZ hip hop, the viral videos of Drake and Flaka have increased food and drink sales drastically. So much, he hasn't had time to accurately quantify the increase. How is that not possible? You don't have a computer that tells you that?

Have any kind of any kind? Of any kind. And I've never been into a restaurant where they don't have a computer. The QL system should just tell you. Seriously. Phillips says customers have indeed been coming in the hopes of catching Drake,

but they also want to meet and take Flix with Flaka. There's too many Flix. There's going on here. I'm going to lose my train of thought. Yeah. And of course, they're very curious if she and Drake are really an item. As a result, Philip says Flaka has now become a hot commodity. Brands have started reaching out to partner with her and her social media is blowing up

with Drake's flan. Drake's flan. Flam, Flaka flan. Shame of Flaka flan. Shame of Flaka flan. Yes, I'd like to meet Flaka and get the flan. Canlem, flak a flanks. Flem, flak a flak. Yes, I'd like to meet flaka and get the flan. Can I have a flaka flan?

So if they're not dating, they just keep up the... They just need to keep up appearances, so the business starts good. You know what the number, you know I had a financial advisor tell me one time, you know he told me, not that I've ever had any money to advise about, but you know what he would tell me one time?

He said, if I had 10 millionaires walk in the door right now and nine of them will say, I'd like to take my money and open a fucking restaurant. And he says, it's the worst possible investment you could make. I mean, I'm sure there's lots of other ones I can't have tea and shit like that too. But the reason why so many of them fail and they're really hard to keep afloat. It's a cash business, cash on new business. Well, at least they used to so many of them fail and they're really hard to keep a float.

It's a cash business, cash on my business. Well, at least they used to be one of them. Yeah, and just getting the word out to get business in the door. It's just tough. Well, and I can understand if you're a celebrity, the temptation to open the doors, have someone else run the place and just make a little extra cash on the side, especially if you own the real estate under it. However, hoping that one bartender stays around so that

you can continue to make money. It's very risky, risky business strategy. Now, I am not about to tell Drake how to run his business because he seems to be doing just fine. I'm still stuck in my daughter's extra room here in this double-wide trailer north of Atlanta. However, it's just like having the whole success of the restaurant hinge on whether or not you're dating the bartender seems to me to just be a bad business strategy altogether. Now, of course, if you just happen to be dating the bartender and shit gets busy, well then God bless you. She's doing very well.

She must be. Brands are already reaching out to her for partnerships. We've been doing this for 6,000 episodes, and we still don't have. I need to go and take somebody famous. I know, seriously. Astrid, I just know Astrid waiting for that right guest to show up when she can pop in and send him an email and be like, get me out of here.

Hello! It's me, Astrid, hostage of the commercial break. I would like to introduce myself with the following nude photographs. Please come get me in your private play. Yes. Brian's Honda with no hood is not working for me anymore. I just want to know I had friends that know, they came into some money and they run immediately and they start buying up like small islands. That's what they did. I want one of those.

I know, isn't that amazing? I'll get one. I'll work on that. Five-year plan island. How many islands are there though? I mean like desirable islands. You know what I'm saying? You got to run electricity to there.

You got to get cable and satellite and... Internet. Internet. All the important things, it seems like that's a lot of infrastructure. I think you just put up a cell phone tower in color today. Yeah, that's true. But even that is like, how do you get the cell phone tower there? You just call for eyes in color.

Yeah, you call for eyes in color. I hate a tower on my island. If I get a new family plan, can I get a tower? That's right. Well, now they got that 5G shit everywhere. So you just got to put the tray to get a tower put on our property because the Sullivan service at her estate was just so poor. Oh, at a estate. Well, when you call it in the state, that gets them to come for the tower. They laughed at her, but I thought it was funny too. My dad before cable was roundly a thing,

before everybody had cable running in front of their house, my dad petitioned the local cable company in Chicago to be the first guy to get cable on the block. And so they did, they came out and they ran the lines and they ran it up to the house. He was the first guy to get cable on the block. That's pretty cool. I keep petitioning fucking Comcast

to get out in front of my house, but they will not do, I don't understand why. They're still having these like little turf rewards with everybody and I can't, I don't understand it. It is weird. They get like a monopoly on the area. It's not the strange. It's no fair. It seems that it should be illegal to be honest. It should be illegal. Yeah, it's a monopoly. It's like some things are illegal with the monopoly laws and then some things are acceptable with the monopoly laws. I just don't understand why Comcasts can't run a wire in front of my house or use the existing wires and just pipe that shit through because I will tell you something.

Comcast has the best cable. It's true. If you're going to have cable, Xfinity is the cable to have. In my opinion, and this is not a, I'm not pitching an ad. I'm just saying that I think Xfinity of all the cable services I've had and I've had all of them, all of them, all of them. All of them. I can name them all. I can tell you what quality of service they all have, and Comcast Xfinity is the best. Direct TV is okay. Xfinity is better. That's all I got to say.

You're Xfinity is not going out when it rains. No, but the kind of direct TV, now we have direct TV. The kind of direct TV we have is relying on the internet and not the satellite yeah because I had some boneheads come out here for dish I had some boneheads come out here Swear up and down left and right on a Bible that they could get me Satellite service. I did not want a fucking satellite dish sitting anywhere around my house or on top of my house And they swore to me little tiny thing or on top of my house. And they swore to me, little tiny thing, sit on top of your roof. They did some thing with a, they had like this, you know, the ghost hunters when they used those fake, yeah, the ectometer, the ectometer, you know, the slime ometer, whatever they used to see

if there's special energies in the house. Yeah, there's some guy out there back, you know, he was like looking through a pentometer or something. He was like, he had a little compass in the sun. And he was like getting a signal from a satellite flying around earth and he's like, oh no, you got 100% here, no problem. Just put it right on the roof, it's a tiny little thing. Okay, I'll bite,

cause they were gonna give me like two months of free service. And at the time, I had a terrible service. I won't mention it by name, but it was like the worst cable service you could have. Still stuck in 1989 as far as I'm concerned. So I was just desperate to get something else. Dish people come out, ectometer, ectometer, compass, looking at the sun, staring directly at the sun, waiting for the satellite to fly by...

Sengrares. Sengrares, a thousand rods. Dousing rod waiting for the satellite to fly. And this motherfucker swore to me, Tina, I still have three, not one, not two, three. Satellite dish plates sitting on the back of my house, not the actual satellite dish, just the plate where the satellite dish would have gone. Because this dipshit apparently was 1,000% wrong about my ability to catch the satellite as it's moving across Earth. How do I not have the ability to catch the satellite as it's moving across Earth.

How do I not have the ability to catch a satellite and it's not with a net? Yeah. How do I live the ability? I can see musk's little fly things up there. It's not like you're living in the woods. No, it's not. I can see Starlink with my naked eyes, but this guy can't get his signal from the world's largest satellite dish technology. Unreal.

And then he left them there. He left them there. Of course. Told me he'd be back to take him off with some putty sweet stuff. Now you got a higher junk removal. Higher junk removal? I got a higher roofer. I get the house renovated and the roof guys, like what the fuck is this?

And I'm like, I don't know some guy up there left with a satellite. He's like, that's what I said. I said, you want him? He goes, no, and I don't want to take him out because you're going to have water pouring in your house because this dimshick puts seven in screws in there. So this is like, I want to buy an island, but I'm concerned about how I get all the stuff to the island.

That's my house in the suburbs. Then what's going to happen on the island? If I can't get a satellite dish that can bring dish direct TV to my front door, then I'm really concerned about the rest of the home. Staten go Amish. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know, the kids turn out great. I hear he's running water. There's television shows about how terrible it is to live with the

homage. But then that's good. Yeah, the butter's great. So it's furniture, the clothing never wears out. Yeah. And then I said, nice see some homage guy running through the McDonald's. With his fucking horse, it was crazy. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. It's okay to use the convenience if there's no other choice. I assume that's what's going on. Is that, and they would look like they had some, it looked like one of those tours they were giving,

because it was two people on the back with like a blanket or a costume. Yeah. No, they were definitely on-ish. Like they had the whole look going on, but there were two people sitting in the back of the carriage that did not at all look on-ish. One of them had an iPhone freezing cold.

They had a blanket on. So I think it was like one of those on-ish tours. They're selling tours, they're selling. But they were on this major street passing the Piggly Wiggly in the wall. Yeah, I always blows my mind when I see him. I'm like, how you guys live here too? Yeah, how do you do?

Weird. I don't know. So if the omnis do it, I suppose that I can. But I just don't want to think about having to go to the grocery store by getting on a boat and traveling six hours. Yeah, we got to know someone with a plane for sure. And if we can afford the island,

we can afford the pilot in the plane. I agree, yeah. I agree. I agree. But I talked to my friends who went and bought this island. I forgot where they buy it off of Ecuador or something like that. They buy this island and then they start the long, slow process of putting stuff on the island. And apparently there was one extended family that had lived on the island, but they didn't really own the island.

They had just kind of washed up a whole squadron. They just got in with their island squads. Yeah, but they built them a house and then they gave them some jobs and told them to help around the island and keep an eye on it. And so they were very helpful, but the guy was like getting potable water,

getting electricity, consistent electricity on the island. I can imagine the challenge. Yeah, and then the food when you go to the island, like when they go to the island, they have to call ahead like months ahead of time so that the family that helps them there can make multiple trips to the big island where or wherever they go. Not at all out. Yeah. And there's, you know, I don't think there's a pigly wiggly around every corner in Ecuador,

although I'm not sure. I'm just assuming. So I like the thought of having an island, but I don't like the reality of having an island. I just want to stay on the island and let everyone else deal with the complication of goods and services. Well then you need to hook up with that Richard Branson guy. Right.

Again, date somebody famous. I knew a guy, not to, not like a podcast industry executive who had been on the island at least twice a year for like the last decade because they Richard Branson and this guy that I knew they were Like directors of a charity like a land of mine charity. I remember Princess Diana, yeah, and her big one of her big causes was landmines and Bosnia. Yeah, yes. Children getting maimed and stuff like that. So, he continues the work in different places around the world.

And apparently Richard Branson is either a big donator or is a hands-on himself with this stuff. Part of the foundation. And so, he had been to the Richard Branson's island on the number of occasions. And he says, Richard has it, It's like all set up there. Even though it's an island, there are, there's like a small grocery store in the basement of the house. You want something you got. Bo Dic at downstairs. Yeah. Bo Dic. That's right. Bigly wiggly right downstairs. That's the first thing I'm building is a fucking croaker on my

island. And I want it's fully staffed and fully loaded. Yeah. Every time that I walk into the place, I'm gonna call ahead and I'm gonna say, make sure that croaker's got everything I need. I need Volvita, shows and cheese, I need cream and cereal. Creme and cereal, those are the two things I need. But I want you to stock it with everything just in case I might need something, right?

Down to like the car air fresheners. I want it exactly, I want to replica of the croaker I have around here. Park it right here. Better than a public. Get me a public. Yeah. That's what I want.

Would that be so cool? Hell yeah. Richard Brances got 35 buildings on that property. You want to see a story. It's like the amount of satisfaction ever. Yeah, it is, but it takes a lot of money to do that. Yeah. So I know for at least for my life, I'm not probably getting an island.

I've resigned myself to the fact that I'm probably not getting. I got children and I got the commercial break. There's no. We can record from the island, don't be silly. I'm not worried about recording from the island. I'm worrying about getting the money to get the island. It's what I'm worried about. This fucking commercial break.

Make no mistake about it. Steve O. Felicia Day, other McMahon. They're all really lovely. But they're not dropping checks at my front door. You know what I'm saying? It's not like, it's just a cash explosion here at the commercial break. And you're right.

If you're gonna have an island like that, you better damn well have a boat. Raw, it's like a boat, a plane. 30 minutes or so. Or a golf carts, yeah. But the thing that Richard Branson does is he has multiple boats and they just take them to the mother a boat. It's like a boat a plane 30 minutes or calls hearts. Yeah, but the thing that Richard Branson does is he has multiple boats and they just take them to the mothership boat and that mothership boat floats wherever it wants to. Yeah floating fucking croaker. That's right. Just put it on a bar. I can't afford it. That's what I say. You know the Navy could. It's a great idea.

The Navy could feed. Yeah, you know, 10,000 semen. He just wanted to say something. I did. The Navy could feed 10,000 semen on one of those fucking floating aircraft cities. You know what I'm saying? If they can do that, you know, they do that. They float a boat up next to it.

It's a supply boat, right? And then they shoot a string across and then they make the strings bigger and bigger until they have this one big wire, like like a zip line. Like the Batman cloth. Yeah, that's right. The Batman cloth comes out full regalia and just shoots the Batman cloth. That's right. And then they throw Robin across and they say, well, if we lose Robin, then it's a bad day. But no, no Batman. That Robin, he seemed to extend. All the barge employees will be dressed as superheroes.

I think that's the only way to do it. I agree. Actually superheroes or firmly. And we don't need cable. We'll be TV plus. I want all of my publics employees on the island to be furries. Furries.

That would be epic. I would shop there. Oh, yeah. I thought of the island just to shop there. This motherfucker, he's coming again. Okay, everybody put on your squirrel costumes. Your squirrel tail is, hey, someone iron your squirrel tail. Please, it looks ridiculous.

We got Brian coming from Dick Convertial Frank's. I wanna go for a grocery shopping. Sounds amazing. I know. So they float these two ships next to each other and they just send it across by wire. If they can do that, then they can stop by my island. It's true.

I agree. I think if I paid the government enough money, they'd probably stop by my island. Probably would, just don't drop off MREs. I want real grocery. Oh, no, no, no, no. I had one of those MREs in the truck. The fucking disgusting, man.

I mean, I'm sure they're better now. So one of my friends' fathers dies. And this guy was, my friend is a lovely human being, the exact opposite of his father who had some problems. He was an alcoholic, he was in Vietnam, and he was now called for a part of his life. He was in Vietnam, like saw action in Vietnam. And he was just a really rough guy, right?

He was very rough, he was very tough. But then I guess later on in life, he kind of chilled out and like him and his son, whatever, he got some therapy. That's the point. It's not even relevant to the story. So father dies and friend asks, I gotta clean out his house.

If you got in the extra time this weekend, could you come by and help? Sure, yeah, okay. So we go around his house and we're digging around and it's kind of hot mess You know a lot of stuff everywhere and so I'm digging around and I'm separating stuff And I find this big case and I it the case has like government Lettering on it, but I don't understand what it says so I say hey listen here's this case and he says well Let's open it. I don't know what it is. Let's open it.

We open it. It's a couple of those MREs. And it's multiple vials of morphine with metals syringes. Whoa. Yes. Multiple vials of morphine. Not one morphine.

I think there was like seven in there, of which six still had liquid, but it looked really crusty, and I don't think anybody was up for trying it, like morphine from, or do you think there's more of these? I don't know. I don't know.

I wasn't about to give it a shot, but of course at that age, I'm literally figuratively, but at that age, I also wasn't, I don't think I knew what morphine would have done, so I probably, if I found morphine now, I would take care of that.

I'm so into that deal now. Yeah, I'd keep it in my safe for a rainy day. So we're going through this. So then one of the guys says, let's open this MRE, which was like, it was just dust. It was powder because back then, they packaged them in like paper packages. So they really didn't last.

I thought they were supposed to last for like a lifetime. They were supposed to. But we opened it and it was just kind of like the motion powder. It was not anything. But one of the guys it was there took a bite of it. Oh no. That's disgusting. But then I had a friend who has who was recently did some service and he had MREs like in his garage. Yeah, more fresh like what you get at REI. But still. Yeah, what you get at it. Yeah, it's REI. They make them for the for camping now. Yeah, but still yeah, what you get it? Yeah, R.E.I. They make him for the for camping now. Yeah, they make him for camping like dehydrated for stuff. Lamping is what they make it for that's right. Yeah, nine dollars. Three dried fraught, you know, the raspberries with goat cheese. That's right. Be stroking on.

Can hummus. Yeah. The hummus and raspberry one. I am not going to buy an island and then sit there in the cold rain with like a palm leaf over my head in any freeze-shred. So my point about all of this, going way back to Drake is, if you're going to do something on the island, right, make sure it has the infrastructure and make sure you have the money to do that. And I know Drake has money to waste. You know how I know? Because he literally bought a shitty beach bar at church in Geiko's.

And now the bartender is bringing him all the business. With all the hype. I'm not here to tell anybody how to use their money. And I know Drake has been terribly successful. And he's a great musician. But why you would wanna get into that business when your thousands of miles away is beyond me.

At least he installed a good bartender. That's true. I'll tell you this quick story rule. My dad had a friend. This friend, he owned a couple of different businesses. And he was an investor in two or three bars down in Key West. And so once or twice a year, he would go down to Key West for a week or two. But he was like a silent investor. He wasn't, he didn't go in and, you know, right. He's like, you're aprons dirty. You know what I'm saying? Hey, aprons dirty table number eight needs to be cleaned. You know, bring some more ketchup to go station. He wasn't that kind of investor. He just was a silent investor. He just gave money and then he'd collect checks, right? So there's this one popular, very popular as he tells the story, very popular bar down in Key West.

He went down there a couple of times here and it was a bartender. It was their guy. Bartender had been there for like a decade and everybody loved him. They came year after year on their vacations. The locals loved him. Everybody came to see this bar. He's one of those guys, one of those bartenders, right? Parts therapist, part comedian, part mixologist. You know what I'm saying. That's guy. Everybody had everybody who's been to a bar knows that guy. That's where I'm paradise guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's really funny, buddy? I do. I love that guy. Okay. So he says to me, I don't ever forget it was like a Christmas. My dad invited him over to his hotel in this story. And he says, you know that bartender, I watch him every time I go in there,

the guy robs me blind. He literally robs me blind. He'll say $7 for that drink, and he'll go to the till, and he'll put it in there without ever ringing it up. He's stuffing the cash register, right, so that he can take the extra money out at the end of the night, throw it in the tip jar, and then he's got it.

He says every time I go down there, he doesn't know who I am, he doesn't know that I own end of the night, throw it in the tip jar, and then he's got it. He says, every time I go down there, he doesn't know who I am. He doesn't know that I own the own part of the restaurant. He just knows that I'm a guy who comes down here a couple of times a year. No shit, right? And I'm like, why did you not fire this guy? Why would you not fire this guy?

He said, because it's bad for business, and the devil you know, it's better than the one you don't. Any bartender is going to rob me blind. At least this one's bringing me more business. Right. And I was like, son of a bitch smart man. This guy's got it all figured out. Can I go work at your bar?

Are you looking for a yeah, you're the conferction bartenders because I'm here. And if I'm robbing you blind, just remember the devil you know, it's better than the one you don't. Alright, let's take a break. We'll be back with more shenanigans on the commercial break. Thanks Tina, for coming in today. I really appreciate it.

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I'll tell you why I fuck Chrissy. Because Chrissy got me, I had been on this kick of like British comedies for a year probably. When I get free time, when I'm in the shower, when I'm laying in my bed, trying to go to sleep, I watch British comedies and I love it because it gives me a good giggle. I love the Brits, I love their sense of humor.

It's wonderful. But Chrissy starts getting me on this whole content tangent about cults. She's like, I love talking about cults. I love reading about cults. I love watching about cults. You got to watch this. So she turns me on to a documentary years ago, probably three years ago. We reviewed some content from someone named Amy Mother God.

Do you know who Mother God is? No. Okay. Mother God is the leader of a cult that was known as Love Has One. Okay? So, follow me here. And for anybody who hasn't watched this on Netflix, turn off right now for about 10 minutes, fast forward for about 10 minutes, because I'm about to tell the story,

but we've told the story here before, and so I'm just gonna repeat it. Amy is a McDonald's manager. Amy starts looking like a lot of people do for some spiritual connection, right? She's grown up in a one parent household kind of rough, they were kind of poor. She works her way through the McDonald's chain,

she gets her own McDonald's store, but she's wondering is this all there is to life? And she starts looking on the early internet for something, something, right? Like a lot of people do. Spiritual awakening, connection, something besides the rig of the moon. Rig of the day, that's right, something. And she connects with this guy who is, a connection, something besides you, a rigamaru of the day, that's right, something.

And she connects with this guy who is all about the crystals and nature, and everyone is God and you two. Imitated, yeah. Oh, the hippy-dippy bullshit, right? Which by the way, I buy into 1,000%. So even though I make fun of it here, I buy into it 1,000%. I'm just not going to start a cult anytime soon. Basically, this guy is like 29 years older than her. of it here, I buy into it 1000%. I'm just not looking to start a cult anytime soon.

Basically, this guy is like 29 years older than her. She meets him on the internet, they meet face to face and all the sudden three days later, they're married and she's living on his ranch or his piece of property ranch, I think it's a little bit. Ranch is taking it out a little bit, but okay, whatever, it's a property.

During this time, Amy starts really digging into angels, connections with earth, healing yourself, they she calls it the 5D world, looking all around her for signs of spiritual existence. And she taps into something, she really has a spiritual awakening. When she does, she starts going on the internet and talking to people

about this via live stream. As she starts live streaming, she starts to call herself mother god. In this sense, I am mother god. You are mother god. Everyone is mother god. We can all have control of our own destiny. We are all a piece of god. There is no being out in the sky floating up there. We're all a manifestation of God, right? I believe that, thousand perfect. I do too, yeah. Thousand percent. The problem is,

mother God and then father God, the guy that she married, they start to separate a little bit in this sense. Mother God starts to believe she actually is God. Like she's the God. Like not everybody's God, she's God. And she's been sent here to fix all of Earth's problems. Now, according to the guy that she originally married,

the first father God, that gives an indication about how many other father gods are to come. The first father God, he's like, listen, we were all just like exploring and looking into things and calling ourselves God because we felt like we could be a manifestation of the energy that is God. Like we didn't think we were gods, we thought we were a part of God.

We could be a part of God. And he says, but then when she started getting some attention online and started getting followers, then all of the sudden it took a different turn. Now she's mother God. And even though I'm father God, quote unquote, she's still better. She's still better.

She's more God than I am. She's more omnipresent than I am. So omnipotent. So this is where these things start to take a turn. She starts talking other people online. She meets her second father God. Her second father God happens to be like an accountant, like a good finance or guy. And this guy starts saying, hey, listen, you should make some money

doing this. You should give like these classes. Yeah, let's monetize everything. Let's sell merch. Let's put together certain remedies, herbal remedies. We can sell to people. And he moves her out to a different property. And this is when things kind of go haywire. She is a full blown alcoholic at this point. She's taking an immense amount of narcotics as is everybody who has come to this particular property to hang out with quote unquote mother god. So now they're making money.

They're selling things online and they're openly welcoming anybody who can make it to this particular property could be a part of their mother god experience, right? They can be close to mother god. And they all start serving her as if she was Jesus Christ Himself. They're like washing her feet, they're rubbing her back, they're cleaning the house, they're giving, cashing out their 401Ks, giving her the money.

This craziness goes on for years. Until she meets, and then she, by the way, she meets like two more father gods in this time, she's now she got like seven father gods. She's a poly. She really is. All right. Okay.

I know. And then she has, no mother god was poly, that's good to know. She has, she has many father wives. He's a father wife. I love it. So, she has all these father wives. They father right. I love it. So she has all these father wives and then she meets like a sixth or seventh father god who is a straight up fucking killer.

He's like a full blown criminal right this guy which is the only thing you should expect when you invite anybody who can make it to my house can be a part of this community. That's what you should fully expect, is that drifters, grifters, and cycles are gonna show up in your house. Not everyone's gonna be that way, but somebody's gonna be that way. One in 10.

One in 10. Three in 10. 2023. Let's give the benefit of the doubt. Three in 10. So this guy starts to cause some real fucking drama in the house because he is a absolute lunatic. He's mean.

Is this airing? Like this is in the dot, you can see all this. Okay. All this in the documentary. It's all videotaped because they videotaped. Yeah, tomorrow it's out. Put it on the internet. Everything.

That's very cool. Every single fucking thing. Almost 24 hours a day, some camera is going in that house. It's all, a lot of it has been wiped from the internet, but the producers of the documentary, Love has won, got access to this. So this is, and this is amazing footage. I mean, it really is. You have to watch this stuff. I'm gonna have to because I love the cult stuff too. So I'm driving to a point here. Everybody is worshipping Mother God. There are people

that literally sit around in her room 24 hours a day, write down everything that she does. Her arm moved to the left. Her arm moved to the right. This is what she said. This is what she didn't say. The problem is Amy, the rich, like the mother God, Amy, is an alcoholic and she's losing it a little bit, right? She's unable to control her alcoholism. She's doing a lot of drugs. Now we got this bad guy in the mix. The bad guy.

Now he's been called Father God of the Universe. There's only one way to call it. He's the bad guy. He is the protagonist, the antagonist. The antagonist. In this fucking story here. And he really drives, I think, her mental illness to a certain point.

But there's probably attracted to it. He's probably attracted to it. Yeah, he's probably attracted to it He actually walked on the property. He tells this in the documentary who he's still alive by the way He says and Amy is passed away. I'll tell that in a second So he says that When he walked on to that property for the very first time he walked outside the next morning He like stayed up all night got to high got drunk had everybody he walks outside And he's looking at all the land,

and he's like, these motherfuckers don't know shit, meaning the 15 other people that have been living with her for like, you know, six years. These motherfuckers don't know shit, they aren't taking care of her and they aren't taking care of the land. This is mine now. And he actually makes this declaration.

Yeah, this is mine now. Okay. And Amy goes along with it. She's like, yes, father God, you're in charge. Go do your thing. One of the things that is happening to Amy is, the alcoholism is taking control of her. It's taking control of her liver.

It's making her physically not well. She is starting to believe that angels are talking to her and guess what the number one angel is? The angel that's most in her head. Take a guess. Tell me it's Lucifer. It's not Lucifer. It's Robin fucking Williams.

Robin Williams. I didn't know he was. He, an angel. He's dead. He's an angel. And he's giving her signs. He's talking to her all the time. And as a matter of fact, sometimes she will give these messages

to other people in the house. She'll be like, I talked to Rob in yesterday, and he says that the living room is too dirty and that these people are taking advantage of you and that living room needs to be cleaned. By the way, Amy didn't own shit. Amy didn't own shit. She didn't even own the property.

But then other people, like this father got of the universe, this bad guy, he'll go out there and he'll say, Robin Williams gave a message and the message is to clean your shit up. It was in, it's madness. That's it's total, yeah, that's total insanity. And there are many other angels she's talking to, Kirk Cobain, Donald Trump, even though he's not dead. I don't know how he's an angel, but Donald Trump,

all these different people that Amy is communicating with. And guess what? She never sleeps. Amy doesn't sleep according to Amy. When she closes her eyes, she's in commune with her angels. She's not sleepy. She's actually. Which are just deceased individuals. deceased individuals.

Yes. Because after your fifth pint of... Jack Daniels today, you probably do start talking to dead people. Yeah, yeah. That's madness, okay. As the alcoholism is taking over, and the liver is getting bad, and she's eating less and less food because Robin Williams is telling her

to eat less and less food, because she soon will be picked up by spaceships. Her whole body will be picked up by spaceships, and she will ascend into the highest being that she could. Her physical body will actually leave the earth, not just her soul, but her physical body will go up into the air, but she's getting sick.

And the one thing that can save her is fucking colloidal silver. How many times have we talked about colloidal silver on the commercial? Snake oil. It is silver mixed with water, guys. That's what colloidal silver is. The liquid version of actual silver.

It is in no way good for you. It is terrible to put heavy metals in your body. Yeah, okay. So I know a lot of people believe in this shit, but me, not for my money. I'm not buying colloidal silver. I'm not putting heavy metals in my body. I get enough of those,

just breathing the air here in Atlanta. This is insane. One of the side effects of drinking too much colloidal silver, which I don't know what's too much, any is too much as far as I'm concerned. One of the side effects of this is terrible sicknesses. It starts to block your bile ducts and all kind of different shit. It makes you sick. It sits in your stomach. It can't be processed. It's just nasty for you. It's metal, yeah. It's metal. And she starts breaking out in hives and getting skinnier.

And now she can't eat. She's having terrible stomach problems. But one of the other things that's happening is she's turning silver. Her skin is turning silver. Her face is turning silver. Because that's what happens when you drink colloidal silver. You start to turn silver. Her face is turning silver because that's what happens when you drink colloidal silver. You start to turn silver. Mother God, sicker and sicker and sicker and sicker.

At some point, the bad guy says, we got to get out of this house. We got to take Mother God to go ascend from Hawaii. So she flies off to Hawaii. Oh, by the way, she can't walk anymore at this point either. From the silver, from the silver. From the silver. All of it. Okay, it's hard to take a mission of everything.

Yeah. And they refuse to take her to a hospital because she says, I'm not going to a 3D hospital. I need to be cured in 5D. That's right. Okay, see you on that. That's pretty good. I know, me too.

They go to Hawaii, her, the bad guy, and I don't know some helper of theirs, and they get a phone call on Hawaii. The phone calls from Dr. Phil's office. Dr. Phil says, your family is terribly concerned about you, Amy. One part I left out here is that when Amy left, McDonald's, and she just started,

she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's When she stopped grilling double cheeseburgers. No onions. No onions, please. No, those onions. I don't like those things. When she stopped grilling those onions, she had three small children.

And when she left, she left the three small children. She did not take them with her. So now these three kids haven't been seen in a decade. They haven't talked to their mother in a decade. And the family is growing concerned because now they see her on the internet. They're worried about her. Oh, their family members are. She's turning so far. She's sickly as she could be. And the Dr. Phil show reaches out to breed some kind of reunion. And Amy, mother god, sees this as a sign

that this is where she's supposed to get her message out. She says in the documentary, I thought it would be Oprah. I thought Oprah would be the one that would tell my story, but it's Dr. fucking Phil. Second best. Second best. Well, no, she claims it's first best because she loves Dr. Phil.

She goes on Dr. Phil, it's a hot mass. Dr. Phil does nothing to reconcile the family because that's not what he's looking for. He's looking for ratings. It's not to reconcile his family. It's a TV show. It's getting together. So this doesn't work.

It goes horribly wrong. And the people of Hawaii start getting really upset that she's there claiming she's God. She claims she's the fire goddess and all this stuff. The people of Hawaii basically kick her out of Hawaii. She comes back to the States and now she is terribly and deathly sick, Tina, at some point in the documentary. They go to a hotel somewhere.

I forget where it is. Colorado or something like that. They go to this hotel and they check into the hotel because that's where they need to be because she's going to ascend. The spaceship is going to come and take her's where they need to be because she's going to ascend. The spaceship is gonna come take her away and they need to be here at this place or whatever. That's what the bad guy says, right? So the cameras are rolling as they check into this hotel.

She's being wheeled. She's wrapped in blankets and they show a picture of her face. They show a video of her face. I have never in, it's like a quarter. She looks like a quarter. That's the color of her face. They show a video of her face. I have never in it's like a it's like a quarter She looks like a quarter. That's the color of her skin. Oh She looks Silver absolutely silver nickel silver whatever you want to call it How do you know how many idea how much of the stuff she was taking she was drinking?

They said at one point they thought she was drinking two pints So a half a gallon of colloidal silver, every fucking day. She should have been drinking the pee. She should have been drinking the piss. She would have had beautiful skin. She would have smelled a little funky. You know what? This is one circumstance where I say it's okay to drink pee.

Yes. And there's only two things on the table. Pea and colloidal silver drink the fucking piss. It's not going to turn you yellow. I swear to God. I've never seen an image show disturbing. That's really creepy. As far as a human being is concerned,

that was not chopped up or spit up or hung or something like that. I've never seen a living human being look so disturbing in my entire life. Can you imagine? I can't and it makes me, I'm very disturbed. Now I have to go watch. You must watch this just to see the five minute silver face.

But here's the craziest part. They bring her to this hotel. They lay her down. They know she's very sick. They, one of the girls, who's what's in the house, there's like this father god, John guy. And then there's these two girls who just sit around and write down everything that she does and rub her feet

and do all this stuff. Her servant, basically. The polish, her silver. The polish. The polish, her face. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Can you give me some turpentine for my face? I fail in a little smudgy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I don't need to make fun, but you know, they,

this colloidal silver for years on end. So, she passes away in this room, like the first night that they stay or second night that they stay. But they think that she is actually still alive and they have this electro meter, like this. No, not again. Magnometer? Yeah.

And so they keep putting it by her feet and they kept eating a reading. Because she's magnetic. She's not silver. She's magnetic. She's so massive. That's why she is radiating electro-magnetic. That is a wild.

Magneticity, whatever you call it. Magnetic. Because she is metal. And any metal that carries a charge is going to register. And your body has electrical impulses, even after you've died, the reason why you could stick it on your foot and get a zero and on her foot and get a 112 is because she is... She's eating metal. Yes, she is literally a conduit for lightning.

I mean, this girl, it's like metal. She's just metal. Yes, she is literally a conduit for lightning. I mean, this girl, it's like metal. She's just metal. That's remarkable. Don't drink colloidal fucking silver. Especially not to half a gallon a day. Half a gallon a day. Slowly poison yourself, don't rush to it. And then on top of that, when you're drinking like a fifth

of vodka every five minutes. This can't be a good combination. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a good combination. No, no, no, no, no, no. Take it from other God. Take it from other God. Watch this documentary. If you're on the same path of colloidal silver and, you know, 120 proof fucking buzzcock whiskey, let me tell you something right now. Hey, get a workout grade for you.

Tina, they leave her in this bed for like three days and they keep taking these readings and they think that she's alive, like she's trying to communicate, even though she's not breathing, but they keep pouring colloidal silver down her throat even when she's dead even when she has passed away they still think she needs her medicine these people are absolutely cool for cocoa are they on it too yes they're on turning silver no are they on

the colloidal silver no they're not I don't think so anyway because they don't mention that they're drinking colloidal silver? Yes. No, I don't think so anyway, because they don't mention that they're drinking colloidal silver. But one thing that's clear, if you look at some of these people, who have obviously after this happened, there was like a big police investigation, they carted her around the country to a few different places while she was dead.

Like you can't just run around with the corpse in the back of your car. That's really strange. It's really strange. But the strangest part about this is, there are people, these people who followed her, who still absolutely believe that for some reason or another, this lady was gone. It's like, after you go through something like this, the police are investigating you, chasing

you around the country, families are upset. There's clear evidence that she is just a woman who was drinking too much boiled so that's for the snake oil. Yeah, but these people who are into their cults, they will tell you Jesus was also persecuted and so are all the other prophets. Oh, I know. And so they just, they think that that's another sign that they're legit. It's the problem.

It's creepy. I think part of the problem with, I'll just never be that desperate for something to believe in that the McDonald's cook is where I land. I went through this, I went through this searching, this spiritual journey. And what I found was there is no person or thing outside of me that's going to give me any of the answers. I got to find them right here. And if I can't find them right here, they're not to be answered, not right now. Right. Eventually. Yeah. I'm gonna have to walk through the fire

and I'll figure it out with some perspective. But I'm not gonna follow anybody around. No. Is a matter of fact, what became more... That's a much more concerning silver. That's right. I would have been in this place. I would have been like, uh-uh.

No, no, no. Somebody's gotta get this chick to a hospital. Guys, stop it. Stop feeding your dead body colloidal cells. That's outrageous. One thing that was super clear to me after I kind of had, I don't know, like a moment of clarity, was no one on this earth is leading me around like a God.

As a matter of fact, it cut all premonition that I had that religion, Jesus Christ, God, whatever was the answer because it wasn't. Jesus sounds like a really lovely human being, right? But I think, you know, he had a bunch of people following him around too and you're so right about this, is that the more that people argue against this with facts and science and pictures of people that are silver, the more than people do this, the more convinced they become they're correct.

I know, it's outrageous. I know, yeah, that's a problem. Like all these conspiracy theorists and all this. It's like, guys, guys, if it doesn't make sense, it probably isn't true. Yeah, find the middle road, even if you want to believe in it. Bring yourself a little, just a little further away from the answer.

The Buddha said, equidimini is the answer. An equidimini basically means the middle. The great middle way. That's it. If it doesn't make fucking sense, it's probably not true. I'm not saying every conspiracy theory is wrong. A lot of conspiracy theories are probably right. Like, I don't think JFK was killed by one person,

but he's not asking me to drink colloidal silver. You know what I'm saying? I'm so true. He also didn't work at McDonald's and leave his three children. Jesus also didn't ask for that. No, he didn't. I think Jesus was just a dude who was on mushrooms. You know what I'm saying?

I agree. Yeah, like, when we, there was definitely a weed. Yeah, there was definitely weed. Some dead sea mushrooms and some weed involved. but okay, but he wasn't asking anybody to drink a clodal silver either or even asking anyone to follow him really. No, he's saying, hey, leave me alone. Yeah, I'm too high to talk to you guys. I'm not gonna to bet. Yeah. If you want me to blab on, I'm all fucking crusty and dripping cool. Otherwise, just leave me alone. I don't know what I'm gonna do with it. Yeah.

I'm telling you right now, Joan, Drink, Collover, Silver. Or the Cool Aid. Or the Cool Aid. Remember, I don't, you'd may not have heard this story, but at one time, there was a friend of mine on Facebook who was a hot mess. He had all kind of physical ailments.

He was blind. He had physical ailments that left him in a wheelchair and unable to walk. And he was a progressive disease, so he was getting sicker and sicker as time went on. And during the pandemic, he started touting that all of his ailments, that he was the healthiest guy that he knew.

And I was like, dude, you had seven surgeries in the last year, I don't think you're the only of the guy you know. He started touting this colloidal silver. He was like every post was colloidal colloidal. That's how medicine makes me so healthy. People ask me how I haven't gotten coronavirus. It's because of colloidal silver.

No. He literally, his skin started to turn a certain pale blue color. And I was like, holy shit, he's turning silver from the colloidal silver. He's doing it to himself. Yeah. He's doing it to himself, but he was blind, so I don't think he could see that. He's eating that. Yeah, but I didn't want to tell the poor guy, you know.

You're turning blue. Yeah, there was other people who could tell, oh, he's starting blue, but don't drink colloidal silver. We've been saying this for years on the show. I just hope that somebody watches, if they're drinking colloidal silver, I hope they go. Trinkets, kids, don gonna get the paint swatch. Yeah. Go to Ace Hardware and check yourself out. You can just strip and make sure.

Yeah, make sure that you're not turning that version of silver. All right, let's take a short break and then we'll be right back. Sounds good. Okay, Brian, let me give the people what they want. Our social media handles. Follow us on Instagram at the Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast. If like all my hinge dates, you are thirsty for more, give us a call and leave us a message at 626-ask-TCB3, or send us a text, no sexting please, at 855-TCB-8383. And of course, go to TCBpodcast.com to see everything there is to see.

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pretty much right there in the title. My strange addiction. You're curious. Case you're curious. It's people who have really weird addictions to doing certain things. Seems like a lot of it is around eating, I eat chalk, I drink gasoline, I eat walls, stuff like that. Air fresh, air fresh, or raw.

I mean, just all kind of mattresses. That one was wild. That one was wild. I girl eating like a mattress a year or something. It was crazy. It's crazy. Not the springs, just the foamy stuff. So I found one.

I've been looking all high and low on the internet for this because I saw one time and I never saw it again. I am addicted to eating dirty diapers. Oh. Have you seen this one? Have you seen this one? You have? Okay. Well, good. Let's review it with the audience. I was strolling on the internet as you do. As I do like to do, here's the lady who eats dirty diapers. I love that music. It wasn't this one. I saw the one where she just liked to eat the things that absorb the fluid from inside. Oh, the little pellets.

Yes. Okay. I saw that one too. My name is Kisha and I'm expecting my first child and I love sniffing and chewing dirty diapers. Oh my God. How did you discover there's about yourself? Yeah.

I guess you're around a kid. You're like your neighbor's kid. Like one of the worst songs of the world. And then she says, hey, can you change that dirty diaper for me? It's just like sure. And then you just start putting it on. That smells delicious. You put it on your waffles, I guess. Sniffing and chewing dirty diapers.

Wow. I have pee in it. It has to have pee in it. It has to have pee in it. How to have pee in it. The heavier ones I have more pee. Small better. She just saves them in her dresser. Yes, she just saves them in her dresser. That room has got to smell wonderful. You're not going to have a second child.

If you had a first child, you're not going to have a second child with all that pee in your dresser. Mmm. It's soft. I love it. it tastes amazing. I'm good, it's amazing. Oh, she's like sucking it on. Yeah, she's sucking on it.

They're doing it in slow motion. Oh, that's disgusting. Have one while I'm cooking in the kitchen. I have one in my drawers. I have one while I'm sleeping. I keep some in my trunk. So this girl is essentially drinking pee. It's just not her own pee.

She's sucking it through the fabric of the diaper. It's very strange. Yeah, like you would have wet cloth at the end of America or something Give something in my pocket book No, for real. This is good Oh god if I saw something with a dirty diaper in their pocket book, I don't know I'm gonna stop hanging out. Yeah, I wonder exactly where your priorities are. You know what I'm saying? You've got a child, and you're keeping your dirty child dirty diapers. Are you taking a little silver? Yeah, or did you have that kid just so you could make dirty diapers? Yeah.

That kid's not getting out of diapers, so he's pregnant. Yeah, who made you pregnant? And where is that guy? I want talk to him. I wanna see him. Yeah, I wanna see what kind of guy decided to get in bed with you. I... Oh, there he is. Here we go. It's your room.

He was like a nice guy. I've got a lot of diapers all over the place. There's a diaper. There's a diaper. Brian, if I started finding diapers in your house before you had children, especially dirty ones, just like from room to room. You would call the cops. I would call the cops.

You would call the cops. I would at least alert the family. Yes. Hey, Kevin. Someone's on your phone. Yeah, that's right. Kisha gets most of her diapers from her friend Kim's twins. I'm glad we got that answer I was wondering.

Thank you. Thank you. She will drop by uninvited at any time of day or- Can I get your diaper, Jeannie? Hey, you got any diapers? Will you say this for me? What? Baby's just trying to sleep.

I know. I just want to check and see if it's dirty. See if your kid's dirty. She's got twins, too. She can double the fun. Yeah. Hurry see if it's dirty. See if your kid's dirty. She's got twins, too. She can double the fun. Yeah. Probably a baby screen. It's very annoying because she doesn't care what time it is.

She'll wake my baby. Yeah, Kim, what's wrong with you? Yeah, he Kim. Why are you giving them to her? Why in the world would you agree to this? Why don't you just tell her? You are not. She probably needs more therapy than the other.

I know. They both need to be in couples therapy. They have a co-dependent relationship. And the baby. You know what I'm saying if I'm Kim? I'm like, okay, you can have the baby's P.P. diapers. But you have to buy new diapers to replace them. Replace them.

That's right, because the biggest expense when you have children is milk, if that's how you go bottle fed and diapers. Yeah, bring diapers with you. That's right. I want to take this one off of her here. Oh my God. I just got to cry.

We're going to take this one off. This one smells good. Oh my God, she's sticking her face right in the child's crunch and smelling that. Oh, Tina. Her poor baby, the defect should take this infant before it even. Yeah, these kids are like a year old, too. So they're going to start realizing pretty soon. They're going to have like nightmares. old too. So they're gonna start realizing pretty soon.

They're gonna have like nightmares. And Kisha's sticking her nose in my crotch and stealing my diaper. Feed me extra water. Ha, ha, ha. Oh. Yeah. This is very beautiful.

She's sleepy, don't change her diaper right now. She's gonna cry. It's nasty. Oh, she's digging in. It's nasty. Yeah, this is getting... Oh, she's digging in the diaper pale. Yeah. Oh, God. Just take it.

Just take the whole thing and sort it out somewhere else. Yeah, don't take them out and start picking and choosing. If you're gonna take the dirty diaper, take all of them for fuck's sake. Yes. I hit it. My addiction to diapers started about three years ago. One of my friends was changing her baby, and she gave me the diaper to throw out.

And I kept it for like a week, and I smelt it like a week. A week, a week, a week with dirty diapers. Sometimes I have one of those diaper pales, where you put this plastic bag inside, you close the top, it's got a little hole in the middle. Oh, it's a little diaper genie. Yeah, a little diaper genie.

And then you got a pole, you know, it's like a never-ending bag. You pull it, you tie it, you cut it. Yeah, so anytime you have an extra stinky diaper, you can just chop off the bag, tie it up, throw it in the garbage outside. I don't think that thing gets more than two diapers ever in it before Brian gets so upset.

Yes, it's gotta go. Yeah, I might as well just take a lead diaper. She snipped on the same diaper for a week. A week. Ooh. Be night. Oh. Since the first dirty diaper, Keisha has collected over 25,000 dirty diapers to feed her

addiction. That's in three years. That's in over 7,000 diapers a year. That is three diapers, two and a half diapers a day. That you're eating. Oh, oh. I. What if her baby doesn't have the pee that she likes?

Oh no. I know. What? Yeah, what makes one better than the other? This one's good. This one's bad. This is too bad. She has a favorite twin over the at your own house. Or what this one's bad. She has a favorite twin. Uh-oh.

Over there at Jerome's house. Or what a Kim's house. That's a lifetime supply for six babies. Yes it is, 25,000 diapers. I mean, I don't change my kid's diaper. Probably three times a day. Yeah. So ridiculous.

I'm throwing my stuff out. I'm throwing it out, it's trash. Oh, her and Jerome are fighting yet. I'm throwing it out because it's fucking disgusting. It's trash. She's even willing to dig in the garbage for her diapers. I'm gonna smell them. This one last time and then you can have them. I'm gonna smell them. This one last time and then you can have them. No.

Please, don't. Oh. Oh, I'm gonna smell them. I'm gonna smell them. This one last time and then you can have them This one last time and then you can have them. No Jerome is dying inside Jerome's like I probably am not gonna get a better woman than this But there's this one thing that's kind of holding me back and that is all the time Do you think they even have sex anymore? I don't think I can have sex with a woman

And they're dirty in the bedroom in her furniture. They showed a picture and there's diapers all over the floor. Dirty diapers all over the floor. Rolled up, bold up like you would. If you take a diaper, if you ever change a diaper, then you can kind of tape them back together so they don't leak the contents.

Everywhere. Oh. I like dirty diapers. That's what I want. That's what I need to have. Dirty diapers, that's what I want. That's what I need to have. Dirty diapers, that's what I want. That's what I need to have. The diapers, they decay after a certain time.

It starts like mold a little bit. Oh, there's flies all of a sudden. Wait, don't let them throw my diapers on. But you're keeping diapers so long they get flies? Are flies attracted to piss? Can a baby live in a house that's so dirty? That you have piss flies running around? No, I don't think so.

No, I don't think that's legal. And there's something somebody that's gonna check in on this baby, right? I hope so. Besides Jerome, because we can't count on him. No, we can count on Jerome. Jerome's got a bad picker. In Queens. Queens. It all goes down in Queens. My name's Keisha. I'm addicted to chewing under the diapers.

Oh my god. She's standing at Starbucks. Oh my God. She is standing in a coffee shop in Queens, New York, and she is trying to pick out which she's going to get, and she is literally sucking on a fucking diaper. I would not serve this one. As a counter. I'd be like, that is completely unhygienic. She's brought trash, defecation. You got to leave, or you got to go back and take out the trash for us, one of the two. Oh.

Can you go check the diaper station and restroom number one? Still nasty. Oh. The fact that I'm smelling it and then chewing it. Some people don't know what I'm eating. She's got, you know, a cupcake. Oh, okay.

She's got a cupcake and a dirty diaper. Wait, Tina. It's breakfast. Yeah, who doesn't want a cup of She's got a cupcake and a dirty diaper. Wait, Tina. It's breakfast. Yeah, who doesn't want a cup of coffee? A little coffee cake and some piss. Here's breakfast. Some people like cream. I like dirty diaper and my coffee.

Anything nasty. So they're just like, oh, this is disgusting. I need it. I need it. You don't need it, Keisha. You don't need it. No. Keisha's friends are worried her addiction has gone too far. You don't need it, Keisha. You don't need it. No. Keisha's friends are worried her addiction has gone to, you don't say it.

Hiya! So they're gonna confront her at the baby shower. Hiya! Where is she going to hit? Pain diapers. That's her head. That's her head. Hello, Keisha.

Here you go. Okay. I'm excited. Hey, it's some gift certificates to doctors. That's Dr. Therapy. Yeah. Yeah, those are claw diapers. I feel like you need this to help you move forward

with the aridiction. No, we don't want to move forward. We want to get away from our addiction. She doesn't like it Your travel dirty diaper what does that what do you think they say at the airport? That can we throw that away? We're not met at TSA agent. Yeah.

I probably say is that got cocaine or cash? Yeah, okay. Go on. Yeah. Are you willing to lose your fiance because you sniff diapers? Keisha is a complete child. She doesn't understand.

I know it's my life and I'm gonna do it. I want to do it. Cute, cute girl. Okay, yeah, she is cute. Dipper in her face. Yeah. I just like sniffing dirty diapers. This is what's so wrong with that. I like to eat dirty diapers. This is.

What's so wrong with that? I like to eat shitty diapers. What's so wrong with that? Why does everybody just leave me alone? The issue. Everybody keeps saying it's an issue. It's not an issue to me. Keisha, it's got to be an issue.

At some point you've got to have an issue with eating dirty diapers that cannot be healthy for you. You have a job. You obviously have a social life, you understand how the world works, you know this is, you know this is not okay. Yeah. By the way, TLC doesn't show up with a camera crew if everything's okay. For my strange addiction. That's right. On any show, any time TLC shows up, something's going wrong in your life. Therapy is an order. That's right. You have the dapper. I actually have one. Oh, she's the dapper. So you sniffing in you and in the middle? No, no.

She like gums it. Yeah. Well, how do you feel now that you're about to give birth and have your own supply? I feel great. I feel great. I'm so ready to keep it to you. That's right.

I don't like to get into the part where they actually help people. Because that's no fun. All right, I think that's as long as I can sit for today. But listen, there's a couple of takeaways here. First of all, if you're going to buy an island, make sure you have enough money to bring the furries into the grocery store. Make sure you have enough money to pay Xfinity to run the line down there.

Number one. Number two, don't drink fucking colloidal silver! Number three. Hey, listen. Dirty diaper or colloidal silver, I'm taking dirty diaper. Dirty diaper or expired MREs. Oh! Uh...

Probably expired MREs. I'm with probably expired MREs. So I say... MRE goes above dirty diaper. That's right. Fresh piss of my own. Overcoil. Overcoil silver.

That's right. And don't listen to any of the cult leaders. None of the cult leaders. Guys, come on. You know better. It's 2023. Go searching. Find it in here.

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