The Commercial Break - My Morning Milking!

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

Get up, milk me, make my breakfast, and vacuum for the Lord! You'd think you weren't a complementarian, and I can't have that as a wife! Bryan’s talking airplanes again People who are too eager to help Bryan’s a nice person, but DON’T talk to him on a plane Don't bother people on airplanes! And don't make a mess in the bathroom Hypocritical bohemians Bryan's going on vacation thank god God told me to tell you to shut up 7 tips on how to get a submissive wife Are you complementarian? God bless Carl Carl’s little peepee walks with The Lord We have hope for this girl, she’s gonna escape one day Don’t you want to be precious? Shang knows an awful lot about ig models It’s not misogyny because God said so! EPM 21:21 Oops! I made you a shit pie! But I’m still smiling! Vacuum for The Lord They got to 7! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is the friend of mine. Jesus is the friend of mine. Once I try to run, I try to run and hide. But Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside. He is like a mountain, he always gets his man. And he'll zap you any way he can. On this episode of the commercial break. Get up, get up, get up, it's me, Shurrig, and I need breakfast!

It's 6.04 in the morning and your kids are hungry! Submit to the Lord, be precious, do it now! I haven't had my morning milking yet. It says in Galician 4.04, let the milk flow and the sun rises. Now she'll gizz on thy wife, three times a day. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Ah yeah, Catherine Gettin's welcome back to the commercial break on Brian Green. This is my co-co-co-co-host, Kristen Joy, Holy best of you, Chrissy.

Hey, Nancy Bryant. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. When... You know those people who are like just a little bit too friendly with everybody? Yes. You know what I'm talking about? Yes. Like they're too eager to get involved in everybody else's business. They're too eager to help everybody else out.

I like to sit back in this natural pocket of waiting for something that really needs my attention, and then I'll jump in. Let me explain. Ha ha ha. You get onto an airplane. This is going to be about airplane, so let's talk it. Let's give an example airplane.

You walk onto an airplane. This is gonna be about airplane, so let's talk. Let's give an example airplane. You walk onto an airplane, you get uncomfortable in your seat, everybody else is coming on, and then you see an older lady, maybe a shorter person, and they're having trouble putting their bag up. And so after a few seconds of seeing them struggle, you stand up and you help, right? You do.

Example of someone that's way too eager to help, they get into their seat and they stand up and they just like start grabbing people's bags and putting it up there on their behalf, right? Where are you coming from? Uh, you know, we're all coming from England, I guess? Oh, I just spent 70 days in Australia five years ago. Oh, you did. Yes, I was helping the Aborigines find water. Oh, that's great. Can I help you with your bag? No thanks. Do you not turn on the TV?

I do. If you press that button, you'll call the attendant. Thanks very much. Do you like the shade down? Or do you like the shade? Clearly, it doesn't bother me. Whatever's cool with you, bro. Do you not as lean these seats back?

I do. You press this button. Thanks, I already got that part. This guy that I got stuck with on the plane on the way back from England was one of these guys. I followed him down the jet. Remember I told you it's like one of the first people on the plane. So the actual first person on the plane was an elderly lady. The second person on the plane was this guy in front of me. He had a roller bag, like a carry on zip bag. As he was going down the jetway, he tried to, he's a little, he's like a doughboy. He's a bigger guy, right?

He seems a little, he seems younger, he's got this beard. He tries to sit on his suitcase and write it down the jetway. What? You know what I'm saying? And then when he inevitably kind of falls on his butt, he gets up and he's like, ha ha, didn't work, didn't work.

And I'm like, no, it didn't, but anybody that wasn't a three-year-old could have told you that. So then he- It's underrided. So then he looks back at me, he goes, watch this. And then he sends the bag down the jet-way. Wow.

Yes. Was he drunk? Chrissy. No, I don't think so. I think he was just kind of a, okay. Kind of one of these guys. That's like just a little bit too affable. It ends up being creepy. Like it's an inconvenience.

You don't, I want the option not to talk to you on the plane. It's not that I'm not a nice person. I'm a very lovely human being. But planes are not a place where I make friends. It's just not. I just don't. I'm a very lovely human. I'm a very lovely human. I'm a super lovely human.

I'm a pragmatic pragmatist. I'm a son and a husband and a creepy old man. And I just sometimes want to be left alone. It's like we were talking about with the Uber. Well, headphones. Headphones do it. That's exactly what I did, but that didn't stop this guy from being all in my shit.

So guess what? Well, you did it like what? Sorry. Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm be good with like what? No, sorry. Sorry, I can't hear you. You're listening to me. Sorry, you're gonna have to ride down the jet way on your bag on your own.

I don't find you funny. I don't find this interesting. Yeah. But like he was trying to impress me with something that I was like cool, cool man, I guess. I don't know. Sends this thing down the jet way. We get onto the plane and wouldn't you fucking know it?

He's in your eye. He's in my goddamn aisle. Not at all, he's my goddamn aisle. He's sitting next to me, Chrissy. So then he gets into his seat. I stop to talk to the attendant for a minute and then I go over to my seat and there he is. I'm sitting in the window, he's sitting in the aisle.

Two, three, two. And he goes, oh, hey, what's up, man? We're sitting together and I was like, yeah, we are. Where are you coming from? And I was like, England. That's why I'm getting on a plane in England. Where are you going to? America, because that's where the plane is headed.

And he's like, oh, man, I just spent five days in Africa. I was down in Australia. I was helping the Aborigines. I was up in Russia. I was trying to negotiate a settlement between Ukraine and Putin. And I'm like, okay, great, dude. And he starts to make his own little home on the seat.

We all know these assholes. He breaks out silverware. He's got a plate. He's got a napkin out silverware. He's got a plate. He's got a napkin of his own. He's got his head, he's got two sets of headphones. He's got an iPad and a phone and he's working the TV. And every person who comes on the plane, he's saying something to. So there's this old lady, the old couple, older couple that sits across the aisle from us in the middle seats. And the guy literally has a bag that says New Zealand on it. It's like one of those carry bags that just says New Zealand.

And he's like, oh, did you go to New Zealand? And the guy goes, no, I didn't. I actually just got a bag that says one of my daughter, whatever he said, you know? And he goes, let me tell you about New Zealand. It is one of the most wonderful places on earth. I have heard that. Chrissy, I have heard it too. For 45 fucking minutes on the plane,

I heard all about how New Zealand was wonderful. We had our own travel coach for New Zealand sitting next to me. Meanwhile, he's got an entire bedroom set up next. He's got an entire bedroom set up. The guy is crazy. He's got his own pillow. He's got his own blanket. He literally brought his own silverware, Chrissy. His own silverware. Forkin knife. I didn't even know that was allowed.

I didn't know you could bring your own silverware out of plane. Can you? Forkin knives seem... Not a forkin knife, a forkin spoon. He had a forkin spoon. Okay. Well, Chrissy, the guy in front of us was like talking to his wife and or the lady he was with.

And he's like, I'm trying to get to this movie, you know? And he stood up over the chair. And he was like, if you just press the home screen right there, and the guy's kind of like, what the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck is, who the fuck are you? It's like you popped up out of nowhere. And he goes, if you press the home screen

and then you go there, you can have the search function, type in whatever move you want. And this guy's like, okay, thanks man, thanks, I appreciate it. Yeah, and listen, if you press the other button, it calls the attendant and then that third button, you can see where we are in the sky. He was an expert in, he was an expert in everything, is what he was.

So we get settled, planes about to take off and he nudges me and I have my earphones on and I'm watching something. So I take my earphone out and I'm like, what's up, man? And he's like, so you live in Atlanta? And I'm like, yeah, I do live in Atlanta. Yes. I live in Ohio. Oh, okay, cool. Ever been to Ohio? I have. I can't say a lot. I was in Cincinnati once. Cincinnati's a great city, but let me tell you about Toledo, because Toledo is really the gem of Ohio. And he starts going off,

and I'm stuck in this hellacious conversation, where I don't have an opportunity to say anything, and he's telling me all about Toledo fucking Ohio, which God bless Toledo fucking Ohio, but would you wanna be stuck on a plane with me where I'm gabbing about Atlanta for an hour and a half if I didn't ask? No, you just want to be left to fuck alone.

So he's going on and on and on. Chris, he goes on for like 10 minutes. Sort of got where jet, we were taxing forever. I'm like, just please let this plane get in the air because then I can close the blind and just pretend like I'm sleeping. Right. So after a minute, he's not shutting up.

So after a minute, I just, I put my headphone back in and I'm like, I gotta watch this for work. I'm sorry, brother. Yeah, work is always the best. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll catch up when the video's done. And I'm like, no. So I had to pretend.

It's gonna be six hours long. Eight hours, eight and a half hours. I'm gonna be an hour as long as the video. I had to pretend that I was sleeping or watching this video the entire time. I literally had to ignore the flight attendants, so I didn't catch this guy's eye because I was afraid I was going to get involved in an ongoing, never-ending conversation about nothing that I care about. I am a nice person. You're very lovely. But don't push me too far. And by push me too far,

I mean, talk to me I'm a lovely human being when I'm not being spoken to You'll find that I'm rather pleasant when I'm not talking. I Just couldn't take it to use the fork and not or fork and spoon. Let me tell you about the worst part about this So I fall asleep Or I'm pretending I'm sleeping one of the two. I can't remember I fall asleep and or I'm pretending I'm sleeping one day too, I can't remember. I fall asleep and then they come to serve lunch, your breakfast or whatever it is.

And they come and they serve the lunch and the breakfast, and I'm not awake. So when I wake up, the flight attendant comes right over to me and she says, Mr. Green, you were sleeping when we served food, but I've got plenty of stuff back here. I've got to tray if you want, whatever you want. Green, you were sleeping when we served food, but I've got plenty of stuff back here. I've got a tray if you want, whatever you want. Like, let me know.

And I said, no, no, no, no, let me do this. Let me get a soda and some snacks, like whatever she was offering. And I'll be fine. Send over a soda and some snacks. I open the table, I eat a little bit of the snack. I open the soda, I pour a little bit into a glass with ice, and I take the rest of the soda that she gave me,

and I put it in that little seat thing in front of you, right? So I can save it for a later. I don't want to waste it, so I'm like, okay, she comes over, she cleans up the stuff, I put the tray away, and then I'm going to go back to sleep. And as, and what I notice, out of the corner of my eyes, I'm trying to go to sleep, is the guy takes the snacks and the Coke

that I had put in front of me. He grabs it and throws it in the trash can that the stewardess has as she's walking by. He grabbed my not trash trash in front of me and cleaned it up on my behalf. Oh, wow. I didn't even know what to say at that point. I was like, I don't, I think the best policy here

is just to put my head on the side of the plane and pretend like I don't even, I, I, I, I, I no longer speak English because this guy was a good show. And you just got to get yourself and like, this is what I'm dealing with for the rest of the flight. I have met people on cocaine less eager to do something

than this guy was. And I'm pretty sure he was just that way. That was just his personality. Yeah, you know what he was in? He was in technology. That's what he said. He goes, I'm in technology. I work into lead.

I'm like, you're in technology. What technology are you? To say you're in the business of business. I said, I'm in the podcast machine. The podcast, my kind. Yes, the business of business. You're an entrepreneur. Wow, I'm also really thirsty. So, I don't know that plane story.

It made me thirsty. You know, you're always on the plane and you're always thirsty, but you don't want to drink too much because I need to go piss every five seconds and I don't want to go piss every five seconds because that's the most inconvenient thing in the world. That was fucking, I thought to myself, while I was in that plane and I went to go pee, I thought't know, I'll go piss every five seconds because that's the most inconvenient thing in the world. Those fucking, I thought to myself, well, I was in that plane

and I went to go pee, I thought to myself, you know what we could do here? We could take one row of seats, like, you know, $20,000 worth of plane tickets on a round trip flight to and from, $20,000 worth, let's take that front row out and let's make the bathroom just a little bit bigger. Wouldn't it be nice to have a bathroom you could walk around in?

Like, even just a regular stall option. It's so small. It is. And why? Is that so people don't fly around when there's, maybe. Maybe, but then also too, you don't have as much room for the $20,000 worth of tickets

that you could have sold. Yeah, but then you got $20,000 worth of piss and shit all over the floor. They're always so disgusting too. It's like no one ever attends to them, right? Even on the Virgin Atlantic, which is a beautiful plane and really the services was wonderful. But even on that plane, it says if no one had thought

to step in the bathroom and do anything, trash cans full. No one's going in there. I don't know, I don't know who's holding, who's penis is when people piss, but for God's sakes, that pee is everywhere. It's like my three year old. I mean, I understand sometimes the plane is moving around and it's kind of hard, but it's also a very small space

in a rather big bowl. It's kind of hard to miss. You just aim for the middle, and if it goes off a little bit to the left or the right, you're fine. But guys, get control of your cocks. What the fuck is going on? You just piss on the floor now, is that what we do?

Is there no decency left in society? I add this to the treaty. Oh, okay. Let's not bother each other on airplanes. Let's just not bother each other. Don't make a home out of your airplane seat. How's that? It's not your house.

It's an airplane. it's a public place. Some people wanna be talked, you know what you should do? Just like that Uber has that, do you have a preference about air conditioning or whether someone talks to you or what happens during the thing? They should have that same thing on when you buy an airline ticket.

And those who have the preference that they don't wanna talk to anybody else should be seated together, right? Am I right about this? I think this is a really good idea. And then you should identify whether you're a family with small children or not, and the people with small children

should all be sat together too. So that way, if we're bothering people, we're just bothering other small children. It doesn't really fucking matter. That's smoking section. I'd love a smoking section back on a plane. I'd start smoking again if they had smoking on a plane. I am old enough to remember back on a plane. I'd start smoking again if they had smoking on a plane. I am old enough to remember smoking on a plane. Do you remember smoking on a plane?

Well, I don't remember smoking on a plane, but I remember the ash trays because it took a while for them to regularly, you know, buy a new plane. I remember the ash trays on them for sure. I took an arrow and Mexican plane. I noticed on just FYI, I'm noticing on our treaty list, there's quite a few airplane rules. Yes, because airplane, I think is where the whole, it's all society's problems. We've got the airplane gate treaty, airplane children's seats,

and no making a home in your airplane. That's right. No talking to other people on the airplane. It should be a silent retreat. We should all just read about this guy, this author's vice news or something. He went into, he did a darkness retreat where he went no sound, no light for five days

and that produces the natural DMT in your brain to rev up apparently for whatever reason. It goes from melatonin to DMT at some point during the transition, but I thought to myself, we should treat airplanes like that too. It should be dead silent, dead dark, everyone just shuts up and we get to our location on time. Because I'm sick of it. Wouldn't that be nice? Yeah, this dude really inconvenienced me the entire way.

Oh, I think... I was... Take off. I think next was. Take it out. I think next time what we needed to do was roll out the old, the old rolling stones, you know, thing from the plane from 1970. Where they have the bar? Yeah. And then isn't that for sale?

Where we could have that as our TCB. Oh, you want to make the rolled rolled rolling stones playing the TCB plane? Yeah, why not? I'm pretty sure it's illegal to fly that into most countries because it's probably got more cocaine on the carpet than I've ever snorted up my nose. And that's quite a bit, kids. I'm just sharing that with you.

Yeah. Oh, I need a private plane, is what I'm saying. We do need a private plane. For you, just for you. Well, yeah, I don't wanna... Because I know you're not gonna shut up the whole flight. You know me. We do need a private plane for you just for you. Well, yeah, I don't want to Because I know you're not going to shut up the whole flight. You know me. If the people who don't know me want to talk to me imagine the people who do know me.

That's all the Astrid when she got those plane tickets for that vacation. I said, yeah, I don't have to sit with you guys. Did you smell or it could straight that where the kids and Astrid were away from from you? Esther actually said this to me. She goes, she goes, why don't you fly comfort and we'll fly in the back? Because I get fussy, you know, my back gets fussy after a couple hours. And so I just get old and cramudge and me and I'm like, ah, I don't know, we just all go comfort. She's like, we can't afford that kind of shit. It's like now that we're going away to stay at Shangri-La. We're staying at some shitty rental house. You know, Spain has like 30 beautiful cities

on its coast and a couple of islands, Mallorca, and Minorca and all this other stuff. It's got all these beautiful places you can go, but I can't afford any of those places. So we're like staying in between those two towns and a little shanty shack in the middle of nowhere. Oh, it was one restaurant. That's Bohemium.

I had no friends that are Bohemium. I see those friends of mine, those Bohemium friends of mine. They're Vohemium. I had no friends that are Vohemium. I see those friends of mine, those Vohemium friends of mine. They're over in a beef though. They are in a beef though. Yeah, they're in a beef though. To loom. Or to loom, driving their own personal yacht. They're in a yacht.

Yes. And I'm like, how did you get that? Oh, we rented it. You rented a yacht? Or they've got their private villa overlooking the cliff. Yes. You know, they their Instagram name. Finking the universe for all that is gratefulness.

Grateful in my heart. Grateful in your heart for your $35,000 a night house with a personal chef and a yacht tied up to the side. That must be a nice life you're living. You're all bohemian until it comes accounting your cash. And then you're just fine by a brand new BMW. Right. It drives me fucking crazy.

It drives me fucking crazy. And listen, I don't hate on anybody else's money. I'm not hating on that. But there's just a little bit, a little twist of hypocrisy. Listen, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, so I'm going to skew me now, right? Is that when you're talking about the Buddha on high and then you're asking the Mercedes dealership, how long is it going to take to get your customer, say, these? It's like, I don't know about that. Sure. Yeah, when you're, you know, feeling empathy for all of the world's children who can't afford food,

but you're down in a rubah, sunbathing topless with your brand new $40,000 tits. I don't know, just doesn't match up. It's like the girls in the bikinis, in exotic locations, and trust me. I know about Instagram girls on bikinis. These girls and these bikinis, they're beautiful women. They, God bless them.

I have, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not proud of, obviously, show your body, have fun. But what drives me fucking crazy is then the inspirational quotes that go along on those posts. Like I'm paying attention to anything, except your vagina is basically hanging out of that string bikini.

I think I could see your clitoris from there. Let me zoom in and make sure. Yep, that's your clitoris. That's it. I checked. Hashtag grateful. Hashtag best. How are you feeling, Jis?

Best? How are you feeling to say, best? How are you feeling? I feel like fucking miserable. Did you wake up on the same earth I did? Took me two seconds to hate my life when I woke up this morning. Oh. No, I'm kidding, I love my life.

It's wonderful. It's wonderful. Shut up, blue! You need a vacation. I do need a vacation vacation and I'm taking one It's the the the the the the the shant. Yeah, I'm going to the east coast of Spain. Well, there's no coast It's all rocks. Yeah, I've got a beach village just facing the wrong way My beach, Philip

My beach will cost $30,000 a night comes with a private ship, a yacht and brand new tits. What is yours? It's a one bedroom house facing the wrong way. It's a straight cliff down to the beach. Just got to jump and hope you make it. Just facing south. Yeah, facing south. just facing south. Yeah, facing south. Not sunrise or sunset. No, don't get sunrise or sunset. I get the benefit of hearing the ocean and smelling the ocean.

But seeing a 15 lane highway, that's what I get. Because that's what I can afford. Because the commercial breaks sign that new contract. Everything's going great now. We went from not being able to afford to stay somewhere to being able to afford One of the houses on VBRO What I look at houses on VBRO I go lowest the highest. I just wanted you to know that I go low as the highest. I just wanted you to know that.

Oh yeah. I do that on everything. Well listen, someday we're gonna make it. Some day we're gonna make it. And when we do Chrissy and when we do, you know what I know? I know my wife is gonna be in line, in tow, submissive to my every word, submissive to my every thought.

She seems like that. She's a totally submissive woman. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Yeah. She seems like that. She's a totally submissive woman. Yeah. Yeah, the answer to weeping willow is what she is. Yeah, right. She just sits around catering to your every need.

There's a pair of pants being worn in this household. It is not being worn by me or blue. Sharing that with you. Blue and I are suffering the same fate. I am the submissive husband. But what I found online, as we were discussing last episode, was that one of the trends I see on the, let's call it kind of the Christian YouTube.

And what I mean by that is the endless amounts of, kind of Christian videos that are up on YouTube. And a lot of them, harmless and wonderful in nature, teaching you to be positive and grateful, and all that other stuff, there's a lot of great, great, great things up there. Igea's Alia 219. Igea's Alia 219, that's right.

Galash's. That's where I began. Two through four. Galash's two through four. Galiah's two through four, says, it all starts with four. Galaius, two through four says, it all starts with some bullshit in the Vivals, where it all starts. But what I wanna share is by and large,

there are videos out there that even though they have, not by and large, it's a small portion of them. Share something positive and wonderful that you're like, wow, that's cool, I like that. And then there's a whole chunk of them. That is a bunch of horseshit from beginning to end. And what we're focusing on now is a rebellious wife

and how to get her to submit to your will. Just do it through God. Just blame it on God. God told me, God told me to tell you to shut up and sit down. Told me to tell you. God told me through my dick to tell you to shut up and sit down. Tell me to tell you. God told me through my dick to tell you to shut up and suck it. Mm-hmm.

I'm just walking with God. His rod and his staff. Oh yeah. That's Zeus, 429. That's Zeus. Little mermaid, 4 through 39 says, Thou shalt kiss the girl. Under the sea.

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And we're back with our friends, Cheing, and I can't remember her name, but they are a couple who walks with Christ and every day to the world. I don't think they said her name because that would make her real. Yeah, well, that would make her real, and that's just, she's just being full of ego. And no one needs that. No one needs a woman with her own thoughts. No. Hey, please.

That's why I started the commercial break to get away from women in their own thoughts. Unfortunately, I invited Chrissy. And now she won't shut up. I'm stuck on an airplane and let's see with Chrissy. And I just signed a contract for another year. So I'm so miserable today. All right, here we go.

We're gonna share what it takes to be a submissive wife. Alright, everybody listen up here because this is really important stuff. Class pay attention, you're gonna want it. You're gonna want to remember this. You've heard of the BingoCo principle of a wife's submission, but what does that look like practically? Listen in and we'll give you seven tips on how you can build your submissive health as a wife in the home. You've heard of the Biblical principle of submission, but how do you actually beat your wife into submission? We'll teach you that on this episode of

hanging with the fangs. Seven tips. Yeah, seven tips. Let's see if unlike Frankie, they can actually get through seven tips. I'm so used to being disappointed. Well back to the biblical couple where we help you walk with God in your marriage. If you want to learn the definition of submission and marriage, then check out a video that we did previously right here, but today we're gonna be talking about the practical application of how to live out that submission and marriage specifically in the home. Okay and we know that my sound outdated and possibly misogynistic but it is actually not because that's a clear teaching of scripture and what God finds as precious in Titus 2 through to 5. Oh yeah that explains it right the fuck away.

More of your bullshit scriptures, finagling. This is what drives me crazy about people who like, take the word of whatever, in this case the Bible, and they twisted all the fuck up and they mangled it, and then it fits their particular agenda. So now everybody has to listen to it and everybody has to go. Well, it may sound so a outdated,

but this passage from 2000 years ago shows it all. Yeah, it shows it all. It's not outdated because it's God's will. And we're about to show you why on this YouTube channel nonetheless, on the YouTube channel. Uh huh. Yeah, it ties to- That's my favorite part is they're trying to get famous on YouTube.

Mm-hmm. I have his instruction to older women to guide younger women in how to love their husbands and to be good helpers in the home. Specifically, verse five, gives instruction for younger women to be sensible, pure workers at home. And I know- And run. And worker bees. Yeah, worker bees. sensible pure workers at home and and run.

Worker bees. Yeah, worker bees. Wrestling to the modern year, but just think about the way that a godly wife will love the design of God and the position that God's given to her and that she will love her family and her home and her children and especially her

husband so much that she would want to serve the Lord by serving them. Oh that just takes care of it all. You just perfectly explained away all the misogyny that comes along with this. Thanks, Shang. At least it's to tip number one which is to revel in your role. Yeah you really want to revel in your role, love your role, embrace your role. Don't just perform in listen to the thing. It's a roll on. It's a roll on. Yeah.

Take rolls. Oh, it's a off the top wall. Revealing, rolling, doing it reluctantly, but you really give it a hundred and ten percent because you know that that's how you're going to honor not only the tip to submit to your man, but you got to smile while you're doing it, Chrissy, the smile on your face and a song in your heart. Oh, Lord, I remember a dagger behind your back. That's right.

I know. Guaranteeing, five years, this woman has her own YouTube channel. And she's talking about when an asshole shang was. Dating, we had a very superficial understanding of roles and complementarianism. And that just came out because I literally texted Joanna before back when we were dating,

like, oh, are you complementarian? Kind of like just like checking it off the box sort of a thing. And it's just really odd. And of course, you know, a backroom or a day. It's the first thing I said to Astrid. Are you complimentary? Do you're Astrid? Are you complimentary?

Fuck that. I'm looking for a straight up. Oh, I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers. I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers. I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers. I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers. I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers. I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers.

I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers. I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers. I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers. I'm looking for someone to clean my drawers. I'm looking for someone to clean wife roles where I joined and to submit to me, but yeah, we just had a very superficial understanding of it. Yeah, so speaking of that texting story, I specifically remember like pacing around my mom's kitchen and I was typing out my answer and I was like, okay, yes, I know this is the correct answer, complimentary, and I was like even checking articles as big sources to make sure I was correct. And on point, I point I was like okay he's gonna fall for me. It works, it works but...

Yeah! I was checking articles to make sure I could submit to my husband. In my mom's kitchen. In my mom's kitchen and I looked at the scripture and I didn't understand a fucking word of it but I'm pretty sure it means I'm supposed to be a complimentarian. It's not the right way to do it. No, it's not. I wouldn't do it that way.

And for those of you who haven't seen the previous video, which again you can see right here, complimentarianism is just believing in God-designed, complementary, gender roles. Yes, so speaking of of complimentaryism, that superficial understanding of it really showed itself when we were dating. There's one time I remember specifically being in Sheng's apartment, don't worry his apartment

made it was there. So we weren't just, it was just the two of us alone. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Revelation 34 to 35. I bet you showed a knee. Hey girl, it 34 to 35. I bet she showed a knee. Hey girl, it's me Carl.

Uh, I don't know what all this is about, but I just gotta say that I got a different way of approaching things. Here's what I do. I can't preach on a full dick. So what I did, Shang, was I took your wife and I said, are you a complimentarianism? And she was checking the article.

And while she was checking the article, I whipped out my little rod and staff. And I said, I want to walk with the Lord with you into the shower where you might get undressed, but don't worry, my housemate is here. So we're not alone. What I'm going to do is I'm going to show you some things that Shang never saw.

So do me a favor compliment this Oh no girl. Oh no god bless me hashtag bless Has tag bless dress bless this mess Has tag bless this mess hashtag take off that dress you know Sanco sorry shame didn't mean to offend you but you girls got a nice ass got a nice ass it's in scripture proverbial street from 30 or whatever I don't even know I'm just sitting for the pussy. I'm sorry, Shay. He said it somewhere.

I said it somewhere. Something about something. Bible verse something about something. Says the car is a little peepee. Car is a little peepee. Walks with the Lord. Oh yeah, okay, go really gotta go. Bye. But I was preparing Thai basil chicken. And at first I was really excited to cook it because I know that she I really like Thai food. And so I started cutting away the chicken

while she was working on some less and proper stuff. And over time I was cutting with a chicken fat and I was like, oh my neck hurts, oh my back hurts. And I was like, oh, it's a keep cutting this chicken fat. And I was just grumbling in my heart. And of course, you know, we were dating. So it doesn't mean like I had to cook for him, like a wife would be willing to do, but.

Like a wife would be willing to do. Jesus is so shitty. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. And your neck and your back are from cutting chicken? Chicken fat. Yeah, chicken fat.

What kind of, did you actually have the whole chicken? I don't. Was it actually a pig? What are you doing? My neck, I got all kind of back problems. Never heard from cutting chicken. I have a deep understanding of living out that principle and just kind of checked it off

and said, yep, I believe in complementarianism without actually trying to practice it. Exactly. So super important to have that heart check for yourself. Are you reveling in your role or husbands who are watching this? Does your wife really have that deep heart understanding and appreciation of her role? Is she reveling in her role? Because it's so easy to just be superficial, giving that mental asset without the actual substance of it.

And to my fellow ladies out. Oh my God, Chrissy. Not only do you have to submit to my every will, but then you have to really like it. In your heart, you have to be willing to do it. I just don't understand this. I really don't. I understand serving other people. I do it all the time. I really don't. I understand serving other people.

I do it all the time. I got 35 fucking children. I know what serving somebody is all about. I get it. I do it out of the joy that I get from helping my family, but I never feel that I'm submitting to someone else's will.

It should never feel like that. Oh. And nor should my wife ever feel like that. She probably does, but never, probably never should she. Let's hear it with this woman has to say, there are eighties. God has to view this as invisible work or grunt work, right?

The culture has indoctrinated our minds thinking that you should rise above a menial task and that housework is beneath you and just do what you love. Of course, there's nothing wrong with doing what you love. We should have the right perspective though, and that is God's perspective on joyfully being workers at home. So first, Peter 3, 4 talks about how when a wife submits to her husband with a gentle and quiet spirit, which is an imperishable quality before God, that is truly precious to God. And I don't know about you, but I want to be precious in God's sight. and when we think about price and

Not me have zero interest in being precious in front of anybody She is twisting herself up right now. She and notice it's Peter to help through two. Yeah, Peter wrote this It wasn't some woman who wrote this it was Peter who wrote this It wasn't some woman who wrote this. It was Peter who wrote this. Going to the Earth to serve and not to be served in Matthew 2028, that that truly is our example of humility and how to serve our family in submission and being workers at home.

And that's just amazing that God gives us that privilege to do that. Awesome. A privilege. Look, he's got two hands. She's got two hands. Whoever does the dishes is. Get to it Yeah, yeah, because it needed to be done But I guarantee that's not what happens in this household. I can guarantee that's not and he's just got a shit-eating grin on his face

I want to smack that green right off his face So if you have tip number one down, which is to revel in your role it logically leads to tip number two Which is don't force your husband to do things around the house that you don't want to do. What are some of the errands that you love the least, that you pretty much hate around the house? Is it washing the dishes? Putting oxy clean on his good marks. Clean the gizz off my back. Yeah. Well cleaning the gizz off my back. Yeah. Well, cleaning the gizz off his back. The P all around the toilet. P all around the toilet.

Whenever his friend Dave comes over, I gotta wipe the gizz off his back and I don't like it. Ah! Changing diaper. Scrubbing grout? Scrubbing grout. Yeah. Whatever it might be, right? I mean naturally I like scrubbing grout. I kind of like scrubbing grout actually if I'm being honest

I like cleaning a shower. It is cool. Yeah, it is When I see it getting all clean. I'm like I like that. Yeah It's a bit hopeless. By the way, I just want to share that even if we hadn't had this show I don't think these two would be a couple that I would ever fancy going out with like I don't think I would enjoy their company What so ever? two would be a couple that I would ever fancy going out with. Like, I don't think I would enjoy their company whatsoever. Oh no, no, no. Stronger, more strapping and brawny and so muscular. Pretty much.

How can I need that? Yeah, exactly. Six packs all the time. And so maybe your husband has more strength and naturally he's going to be more able-bodied to do some things around the house. But you need to assess your heart where you're not actually just procrastinating and pushing things on to him because you selfishly don't want to do it, right?

He's like right right and she's like did you just fart? She hates him. Oh, yeah, how much resentment is seeding in this girl's eyes? Come on. Yeah, I feel for her. Well, actually, I don't feel for her. She's going to rise above this. She's going to get out of this. Yeah.

Makes sense. And that leads us to tip number three. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty. And we'll get that from Proverbs 31, verse 17, and verse 19. And maybe we're thinking, oh, Proverbs 31 31 woman. I don't want to live anybody shadow Okay, this is a noble woman that God finds as precious don't you want to be like oh no woman like that I didn't God wouldn't put that there for no reason exactly this one exactly exactly like God said You're so right honey. Yes, you're right. It's already don't you want to be precious in front of the magic man in the sky?

But mean everything to you. It says she fears the Lord and she shall be praised. Verse 30. Do you want to be praised by the Almighty? Unipotent, all-knowing God? I think you do. So you want to be strong in verse 17, like what Joanna said. She girds herself a strength and she makes her arms strong.

You know, she's all fit because of all of the hard work that she does. She's not just rocking blue lemon and doing the yoga and everything so that she can show off her bod and get on the IG and you know, self-heat up. And if I keep, there's a lot about the IG and the other bod. Oh, trust me. I have a feeling about this. I have another feeling. My spidey sense is going up about this guy too.

Why do I have a feeling all of these guys are repressed in some way, shape or form? Of course. I think Shang on Saturday afternoons when he says he's going to Bible study. He's really at the fucking shoe show doing lines off some stripper hits. He's coming home talking about walking with the Lord and being precious. It's because you serve in her family she gets all toned up because of that inverse. That's the new Hollywood

phrase. It's the it's a subservient work. That's right. It's the submissive workouts. Fuck the keto diet. Or go-go, or weightlifting or anything like that. No, it's the cleaning house diet. That's right. You do everything I tell you to do and you're going to get nice and fit. Let's start with the toilets. Scrub those.

And her hands grasp a spindle. And so basically she's working and she's weaving. Either wool or flax to make clothing. Oh my goodness. For a family. Yeah. And that's how she gets sold. You don't be afraid.

That's so bad. I'm so funny. I'm the comedian at church. It's your hands dirty. Because I know husbands and wives, we get so used to our technological age where we're just used to doing all this stuff and like I'm going to serve my family through spreadsheets or whatever, but don't be afraid to get in there.

I'm going to serve my family through you porn or whatever. Exactly. Grind her. Get that clean and do that elbow grease, wax on and wax off and actually put it in that sweat where you're feeling good serving the family With actually your your physicality and your energy time for tip number four This guy thinks he's a lap a minute. Yeah, he thinks he's highly entertaining. He's literally the Dave Letterman of As hat yet

As hats who beat their lives? as hats who beat the rives. I don't know why I did that. Well tip number four is to discipline your sleep schedule for the benefit of your family. That's one really cool practical way that you can be submissive to your husband. Because even though you are working in the home, maybe you are a full time stay at home mom. That doesn't necessarily mean that you're doing the work of the Lord. If you are getting up at like 12 p.m. All of a sudden breakfast forcibly has turned into lunch and we're just like half the day is gone.

Oh my god! Get up, get up, get up! It's me, Sh me sharing and I need breakfast it's 6.04 in the morning and your kids are hungry submit to the Lord be precious do it now I haven't had my morning milking yet I haven't had my kids letting it it says in Galician's fourth or four let the milk flow and the sun rises Now shall gizz on thy wife three times a day And then you got to make breakfast. That's right. Uh-huh open up Instagram

Find pictures of guys with silky smooth bodies. Milk my cow. Milk my dick tit. That's tip number seven. Milk my dick tit. Wait, my god, there you go. It's not productive and that's not how I use some time. So to discipline this up, I know husbands and wives both got to work on that, amen to that.

I know I feel myself needing that as well. But look at this example. Proverbs 31 verse 15 says, she rises also while it is still night and gives food to her household and portions to her maidens. And then verse 18, it says, she says that her game is good, her lamp does not go out at night. So she rises while it's still night time. So it's really early in the morning. And then when it's actually night, night time, her lamp still doesn't go out.

This woman is ready to give up her comfort, give up some shut eye, and to really stretch herself, and be uncomfortable for the sake of her family. No. We hear it the shame family. She's on co-op for the sake of the family. No, we hear it the shame family In methe in the three foot four It's that I shall cook Drainow For the sake of the woman's

Staying up for the sake Yeah rising early staying up late. She's willing to discomfort herself and stretch a little bit so I can get my shut eye. Unbelievable, un- Fucking believable. And how they, I love how they say it to being in the video. People think this is misogyny, but it's not, it's the exact opposite. Cause God told us it's the way we walk with the Lord. Right, right, right, right, right, Brian.

Yeah, right, I know I'm right. Yeah, he's getting 12 hours of sleep, she's getting two. And that's not to say you don't get your physical rest, but you see that willing, servant heart here that's super good example, really practical. Tip number five is think ahead for the needs of your family. So we get that from Proverbs 31, 21. She's not afraid of the snow for her household,

for all her household, are clothed with scarlet. As winter rolls around, she's not afraid of the snow for her household for all her household our Clove with Scarlet as winter rolls around she's not afraid of the snow because she's already prepared clothing that's ready for the snow and so maybe for today what I have no idea this is a this is such horse shit we're good there's a Bible I have a Bible somewhere in the house. There's a Bible. Anytime we're talking and we can't figure something out, we're just gonna pick a random Bible passage

and we're gonna twist it up to fit our agenda. Yeah. We don't get any so at all, but maybe your husband has really long work day and you already know that, so maybe you prepare extra snacks for him to be able to be fat. EPM 21, 21.

Yeah. EPM 21, EPM 21, 21. Going on a camping trip and you know that they're going to be a lot of mosquitoes so you bring some mosquito repellent and you bring sunscreen because you don't want your family to burn and get a lot of suns. Yeah, I mean that's just common sense. Yeah, I mean, that's just common sense. That's just because I never remember to bring the sunscreen.

Hester, it's just so much better at that. Yeah. He does. So just think ahead and be thoughtful about how you can serve your family. Tip number six is try to grow in practical home making skills, such as cooking, cleaning, sewing, finances, ain't over cooking.

Finance. Really good. Aina. There for cooking? Finance. Good. I know. There's where it goes. Yep. There's where this girl's winning. Yep, yep, yep. He has no idea how much money's in their bank account.

And she never will. No, she never will. No. I just loved it. Whenever it was on TV, I would just watch it. And I think the Lord really used that to be able to help me understand the principles behind cooking so that now as a wife, I really implemented that

and it's really helped me grow and advance in my skills in cooking. So, laying on the other hand, I'm not that great at. I learned how to sew first in Millsville or something and it's been a long time since I've actually sewn something of tangible. We better get to it. You better get on it, girl.

You better get yourself a sew of 3, we better get to it. You better get on it girl. You better get yourself a soda 3000. We better be stitching these kids clothes by Tuesday. Peace of clothing, but it's just a really helpful spill to have that I can use, like for instance, if Shanks button falls off or Sammills clothes have a hole and I can stitch a little thing on it, a patch, then that would be really helpful to serve my family in those skills.

Yeah, Proverbs 31, 16 talks about this Proverbs 31 woman. She considers a field and buys it from her earnings. She plans a vineyard. So just look at how smart, intelligent, and impressive you know. Yeah, it's right. She wants to get drunk and stay away from Shang.

Shang the woman handler. I like that woman to play the vineyard. Yeah, I like her too. I want now I'm interested in this book a little bit more. I'm gonna find out about that woman with the vineyard. And I love how Shang makes it sound. So all wonderful. Look how intelligent she is.

She serves her man with wine. She's considering a field and buying it. She understands those finances like Joanna was talking about and she's Oh, sorry to be able to build and serve my family in the long haul. You can see how she's thinking about how to build and develop her skill set to better serve the family. And that's exactly what this tip is all about. And the seventh and final tip is to work with Delight. Proverbs 31 verse 13 says that she works with her hands in Delight. And that is the most... Oh, I bet she does. Now you talk in Scripture. I actually do know. God said work with your hands and

so I've been working with a couple of the girls and the women's group and the women's Bible study group. I've been showing up every Saturday and we've all been working on this hand thing and now let me tell you, it took me hot minute but I figured out how to get all the hands on my little Pope. And uh... What can I say? it's been delightful? Who knew I like fucking an incense holder but I do. And I actually like Frankencence and Murr directly out my butt.

They stick the Frankencence of my butt. I fuck the mirror. And then a little baby Jesus comes out of the baby. You know what I'm saying? You're doing great, Shane. Keep it going. You're even too creepy for me. Didn't think because at the end of the day, it's not really what she puts on the table and how good the recipe is. And it's not really about how clean the house is, but it's just how much she delights

in serving her family and in serving the Lord. That kind of delight, that kind of consistent smile on the wife's face is what she face. Here's the chef's pie. Here's the thing I made you. It's razor blade pie. Oops. Oh, wrong recipe. I'm sorry.

That's the razor blade. This is the one I wanted. This is gasoline milk. Oops. The long one. Here's Mr. Clean, chicken fried chicken. It may not taste good, but that's not what matters. It's the smile on my face.

It's up the entire atmosphere of the home and brings so much comfort to the husband's heart and inspires the admiration of her children. And we see that same attitude in verse 30 that says, Charm is deceitful and beauty is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord, she shall be praised. And I think a lot of us know that verse, but the heart and the attitude of that woman is really what is admirable because she fears the Lord. you know us wives we could be vacuuming with a grumbling attitude or even just vacuuming for our own sake because it just gives us a piece of mind that it's clean and spotless when we're not

actually doing it for the Lord and so again that attitude brought back to the Lord and yeah got a vacuum for the Lord the moral the story is vacuum for the Lord here's a tube you can suck Let me show you my little my little Dyson from the Lord Lord give me a little Dyson Oh, yeah girl you got it now make sure you get the corners. That's where all the dust goes. Oh Missed the spot back and forth back and forth You have a guy Is my little dice and dick It's gone from suck to blow. Get a reversing, clean up the pipe.

That's right. You don't want those rusty pipes to blow a gasket. You got to make sure they're lubed up. Seven tips on how to practically submit and manage. You know what I have to commend them on is that they did the seven tips. Yeah, if there's anything that we can say positive about that video, it's that they actually gave seven tips when they said they were going to give seven tips, unlike most other people that we walked.

They say, here's four things, you know, to change your dating fate or whatever. They only give you one tip and then they talk for a half an hour about their ex-girlfriend Thanks Frankie. Where's Frankie when you need him? I bet Frankie buys into this one 100%. He probably never stepped foot in a church But he buys into this 100% yeah, I imagine that's what causes divorce He wanted his woman to be submissive. Hey ladies You don't have to submit to anybody else's will, except your own. That's it.

Find a guy who likes you for you. You guys enjoy each other's company. That's all that matters, Chrissy. You can build a wonderful family working together on an even playing field. Or just let Astrid be in charge. Because sometimes that works, good too. Oh yeah. Hey listen, no complaints here at the Green Household.

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