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Episode Date: July 19, 2024

Every time a remake comes out, a butterfly loses its wings. Nay, a shoelace loses its aglet! Ailing Krissy Ingrid Andress’s national anthem 33 P’s national anthem An Atlanta indoor soccer team? Copa America Twister starring sexy Glen Powell  Why so many remakes Is Bryan a Bad Boys hater? Dune IF WE GET GLEN POWELL ON THIS SHOW I MUST BE THERE Bryan and Krissy learn new words and mis-pronounce them all. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We are in this together. Love you all. On this episode of the commercial break, Boba Fett had a love child and now that love child has a cousin who one time went to a space garage and that's the owner of that space break. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, Kessa Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Gray and this is my alien friend, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best of you, Chris here. Best of you, Brian.

Best of you out there in the podcast universe. You sound like an alien at least. I do sound like an alien. I know. Chrissy has some ail. You sound like an alien at least. I do sound like an alien. I know, I'm well. Chrissy has some ailment while she's an alien. It's always good to have a cough and or something wrong with your voice when you do a podcast.

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Apparently we're not the number one podcast in the world to show up to. You're scheduled though. That's true. Yeah, anyway, I'm not gonna get into it. Why get into it? I shouldn't. I've got my lozenges and my waters and all kinds of things. Yeah. And just to let you know, even when you're a big time podcast like the commercial, Frank,

or you think you're a big time podcast, you still get ghosted. It does still happen. And so don't feel bad out there. It's nothing getting ghosts on the date though. I don't feel that bad. I can still go to sleep at night. Do you, do you know Ingrid Andress's? Ingrid Andress. She's like a singer of some fashion. Never heard the name before. Oh, she's a country music singer. Oh, okay.

Until she had made her fateful national television debut at the Home Run Derbyby singing the national anthem. And Chrissy. Things go wrong. Yes, things went terribly wrong. Oh no. Oh my God, did they go wrong. I have never heard a national anthem sung so poorly

in my entire life. And I think everyone will agree with me on this. Now, I think it was Tina and I, I think when you were out, Tina and I did an episode where we reviewed bad national anthems over a period of time. And then, of course, the very, very good ones, like no one's ever going to beat Whitney Houston's national anthem. Was that at the Super Bowl or something like that?

I think so. Super Bowl? That national anthem, that doesn't give you chills. If that doesn't say, America, I mean, that doesn't really make you feel patriotic in some way, shape or form. But I always do feel nervous for the people every time I watch it live. I don't understand why they just don't tape it. And like tape it in some studio somewhere and then put it on the Jumbotron. Get it right. Because doing it live, it's not an easy song

to sing. We've all sung it before. Yeah. And you've got to hit those notes. You got to hit those high notes. You got to remember the fucking words. You have to remember the words, Jeff. Yeah, and it's, you know, I don't know. I've heard Billie Jean just as much as I've heard the national anthem in my life. I can repeat Billie Jean backwards and forwards, but the national anthem, for some reason, anytime I have to sing the words, I get them, but barely, you know?

My brain is teetering. I'm thinking about it. I don't know why it's so hard to remember that damn national anthem But anyway Ingrid, so here's the violin. Didn't Flavor Flav? Didn't we see something with that? Yes, Flavor did the national anthem. But you expect that out of Flavor, Fave. Like did anyone really expect Flavor was gonna nail it? Like did anyone expect the Whitney Houston version to come out of Flavor's mouth? No.

No, because Flavor is Flavor. He's not a singer, he's a rapper. Flava. Flava, Flava, Flava! What time is it? You know, it's just one of those things. Like, you know, Flavor's not gonna be the guy that, yeah boy! That voice is not gonna give you a rousing rendition

of the national anthem. It's just kind of like a novelty to see him out there doing it. Of course. You give him some grace, because you know that his best work is with Public Enemy and it's behind him and he's just, yeah, he's just a good guy now, just running around making people smile. So here's a byline, country music star Ingrid Andress is owning up to her now infamous national anthem at Monday's Home Run Derby.

Owning up. Owning up. Admitting she was absolutely hammered during the performance. Oh, shit. Andres faced the music hours after her rendition was widely panned on social media, going to Instagram and explaining why things went so awry. Not gonna bullshit y'all, I was drunk last night,

she said in a statement. I'm checking myself into her office. She was just so nervous. I guess. And, you know, I think sometimes rehab is like, you know, you have an embarrassing moment in public and rehab is just the thing you do. But I don't know. I don't know her.

I have no idea who this woman is until I heard this, until I saw this on social media. And I was like, that is the most terrible version of the national anthem I've ever heard my entire life. And so she's admitting that she had been drinking beforehand and now saying she's checking herself into a facility. I mean, poor girl. I know. Poor girl. So I'm not going to bullshit y'all. I was drunk last night. I'm checking myself into a facility today to get help. That was not me last night. Yes, it was you. Andres, also an extended

apology to Major League Baseball sports fan in the entire country for her performance. an extended apology to Major League Baseball sports fan in the entire country for her performance. I'll let you all know how rehab is. And I hear it's super fun. Okay. Well, I'll let y'all know how rehab is. It's kind of a weird thing to say. I'll let y'all know. First of all, I don't think they let you have phones in there. And if they do, it's not a real rehab. Yeah, this might just be like a getaway. So of course we have to listen to it, don't we? I think we do. I didn't hear it to begin with, so. Here we go.

This is Ingrid singing the national anthem at the Home Run Derby just last night, couple days ago. Oh, say can you see By the dawn's early light So far so good. Yeah, not bad. Okay. That's what I thought when I started listening to it.

I was like, what's... She's a little out of key of being thrown in there too. Kind of. Yeah. Never thought of the national anthem as sultry, but I can see maybe she's just trying to throw some individuality into there. But this does not get better, my friend. Well, tried. Oh, here's the part. Here's the part, here's the part, coming up. For the land of the free. Oh, in the home of the brave. Oh! Wow, that's bad, that's really, really bad. And now watching her do it while I'm listening,

while we're listening to this, watching her do it, she's definitely shithampered. Definitely. You can tell. Yeah, her eyes are half closed. Her head is hung down low. She's, she already knows. She's putting her head, she's burying her head in her sorrows already.

Yes, she's kind of like, I gotta finish it at least. Yeah, and listen, you're at the All-Star event, you know, the baseball, everyone's having fun, you're probably gonna get all access pass probably, you're probably just drinking a couple beers and having fun, and then realize, I gotta go out and sing in front of millions of people on TV and a full stadium, I think this is in Houston,

unbelievable, unbelievably bad. Yikes. If you're gonna do the national anthem, you gotta practice, practice, practice. You gotta make sure. You gotta be on, you're going to do the national anthem, you got to practice, practice, practice. You got to make sure. You got to be on a motherfucking game. If I'm doing the national anthem, I am demanding a sound check. I'm not going to be 33 penis.

I'm not going to go up there in front of millions of people and be like, what's up with sound check, dude? This is your soundcheck. Go ahead, get started. So like we're doing the soundcheck now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. You have 13 minutes.

You can call it soundcheck or not. Call it whatever you want, bro. You had 13, you had 15 minutes. You got 13 left. Okay. Simulance. Simulance. If I'm doing a national anthem in that stadium, I am asking

to do it in the stadium, full PA system beforehand so I can hear the feedback and then hold on here. Yeah, you would think that would be part of it. Yeah, you got to practice, right? You think they just let anybody, but who is, I mean, maybe she's a big hit, big star, big country star. Must be. I don't know because that's not the thing that I listen to. But like, wouldn't you think you would get like a really big name?

Get, what's that guy's name? Gazzam, Gazzam, Gazzam? Get Smokey Robinson to go do it. He's probably done it before. He's done it a million times, you know, he has. I wonder if he's done G Gazm in front of people yet. Nothing like waking up to a little Gazm. Gazm.

Have you ever heard like a really bad national anthem at a live sporting event? I don't think so. I have. You have. I have. It was at like an indoor soccer game, which admittedly is not the place where you're gonna hear the best national anthem in the world.

Indoor soccer game, Atlanta, I think it was the Atlanta Gladiators, if I'm not mistaken, the Atlanta Attack or something. Oh, Atlanta Attack, that's what it was. Atlanta Attack. Yeah, they had an indoor, and all the kids that played soccer thought it was fun to go to those games,

because first of all, no one was there. So you had the run of the Omni at the time. You could go up and down the stairs and go wherever you wanted to. But second of all, it was just kind of cool to watch people play indoor soccer, right? Especially when you played the sport. And one of the games that we went to, I do remember vividly that they had a guy come out. He was an older gentleman, maybe in his 50s at the time, and this guy slaughtered the national anthem. He repeated the first verse three times, he sang it way out of key, there was music behind him, like, you know, a track behind him. Yeah, yeah.

He was so far off the track that he continued to sing for about 30 seconds after the track ended. Oh, yeah, well, yeah, that's memorable. Yeah, yeah, it was like super duper bad. But that you expect because there's 12 people in the audience and they just have to find someone to please sing the song. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Would you please sing the song for us?

It wasn't televised. No, the Atlanta attack. What was the attack's mascot? Do you remember? A soccer ball, I think. Attacking. I don't know. What was the attacks mascot? Do you remember? A soccer ball?

I don't know. I don't know. We used to have a professional indoor soccer team. Atlanta. Well, because now we have Atlanta United, which is pro and great. Everybody goes to those games. They're fun. Back in the 90s.

Let's see here. What was it called? The Atlanta Attack, that's right. And I can't believe I remembered that correctly. That's just amazing. It really is. Yes. Good job.

I can't remember stuff. Yeah, their logo was like a red soccer ball. Like a soccer ball with great streaks. Yeah. And all of us had attack shirts because they gave them to you for free just for paying the $7 for showing up. You know, it was a whole thing.

I can see why that name didn't carry through to today. attack shirts because they gave them to you for free just for paying the $7 for showing up. You know, it was a whole thing. I can see why that name didn't carry through to today. Now, I think indoor soccer in general has made a big splash in the United States, but we played it like when we got too old to play field soccer. I don't know why when we got too old, it's just you went and played in indoor soccer leagues because you don't have to chase the ball around too much because it bounces off the wall You know what I'm saying? There's no like you don't throw it in or anything like that. It just bounces off the walls It's a much faster version of the sport smaller field, you know, and not as much running not as much running

So it's for old guys old white guys play indoor soccer. I guess all colors Speaking of soccer the M L the organization that puts together the Copa America and the Miami Hard Rock Stadium put out a statement regarding what happened the other night at Copa America. If you didn't listen to the episode, a couple of episodes ago. They're looking for their vents. They are, yeah, they're looking to shut down the stadium altogether, realizing that it's useless that now that everybody knows how to just get in for free. And they put out this statement and then someone put together kind of like a super cut of the

videos that are out there on social media. And it did look scary at times. Like there were people, people were handing their children to sheriff's officers because they were getting crushed. And so they were throwing them up there. People were going through the air conditioning vents. Yeah, literally, Chrissy, literally. They were like tossing the kids over to the sheriff's officer.

Christy Oh, no. Chris And then at one point the gates just break. They break and the sheriff's officers, you can see them, they just like stand back, right? Christy They drop the babies. Chris Yeah, they drop the babies and they run away themselves. Good luck with your kids! Christy We tried. they just like stand back, right? They drop the babies. Yeah, they drop the babies and they run away themselves. Good luck with your kids! We tried. Sorry. I'm going to the sweets to protect the rich people.

Right. Yeah, it did look a little hairy there at times. And then there was a lot of damage to the actual stadium. I can only imagine. To the stadium. So they say they're working with local authorities and running through videos and trying to find those who were. Is this stadium where they play like football? Yeah.

The Dolphins play there? Yes. Okay. At the Hard Rock Stadium. And they have major events there and it's been around for a while. It's not a brand new stadium. It's been there for a minute.

So they put out a statement saying that because things got so. We're sorry. Yeah, so sorry, we're going to rehab. We're going to rehab and we'll call you when we get there and let you know how things are going. On behalf of everyone at the Hard Rock Stadium, we've sent the stadium to rehab. We realized it had a drinking problem. Seriously, it needs to be rehabbed after the damage. Yes, now the Imagine Dragons won't be playing this Sunday as we go to rehab or whatever. They put out a statement saying things got hairy and they made a strategic decision,

which watching the video, there was no decision about this. The gates literally broke and people started running running in and the shittiest thing about all of this is that well go smashing go go small children getting trampled yay because that's a game go on the game went on but two hours after it was supposed to start with everybody just free for all in there? Everyone free for alling by all accounts of people who have been posting on social media say that it was like people were literally standing in the stairwells up and down. It was standing room only. It was crazy crowded. People were getting pulled out of their seats. People

were finding their seats taken by people who did not have tickets. They had to call security, which you can imagine. Now there's thousands of people who didn't pay for anything to get into the stadium. They're all over the stadium. So getting a hold of a security guard was probably they kind of bought beers. Yeah, that's true. I mean, you know, look at the bright side, Hard Rock. You have a drinking problem, but you make money off of it. So yeah, well, actually, here's the funny thing is that when this happened, the hard rock made the decision, the hard rock stadium made the decision to cease all alcohol sales in the building. So all these yahoos who crashed the gate, now they can't even

get a beer. They probably been drinking out in the fucking parking lot. Yeah, you got to. Unbelievable. I mean, just like, why? Why? Over a soccer game? Watch it at home? You don't have tickets, just watch it at home. Yeah. I don't know, like I'm a troublemaker. Or even like in the parking lot on a TV. Yes!

You know, you could have set up like a tailgate thing. Yes, you could have set up a tailgate. You know, what happened to the good old days when people stood around a TV shop and watched through the window? I forgot about that. What happened to the moon landing when they just watched through a TV stop window? Where is there a TV shop when you need one? You know?

I mean, for God's sake, yeah, just continue to grill out and have fun and hang out with your boys. But no, you crashed the gate, put other people's lives in jeopardy, and then you're celebrating on the way in because you got in. Congratulations, you fucking moron. You've made everybody else's lives miserable because you couldn't afford, couldn't be bothered, or didn't get your own ticket. I realize those tickets are expensive, but that's kind of the gig. We all know it. We all know what's going to happen when you have one of those finals. It just seems to me to be a really shitty thing to have to go through. Like, parents

are posting whole videos about how they were scared for their life and their children. Some parents said they wouldn't even go in the stadium after that. They were like, we're out. Yeah. See you later. I want to know what happened to the guys on the air conditioning vents. Like, are they still there? Are they going to get that bad smell? Like when you get a dead rabbit in your house or something, you know, well, halfway they're checking all the crevices and tunnels and corners. Oh, I check all my crevices and tunnels and corners every day. You just don't wash the leg. That's right.

Anyway, so we'll see how the World Cup goes down. Thanks for the update. Yeah, I just thought I'd share that with you. I saw it this morning and I was like, oh, that's a nondescript way of saying we completely fucked up. We had no idea what was going to happen. You had no idea what was going to happen. You have Colombia and Argentina playing in a final in Miami and you had no idea that there might be some fans, extra fans that would show up. You got to have like seven per... Like I said

the other day, what's up with the security in the United States of America? Yeah, it's lapsing. Yeah, in all different ways. So anyway, so if you were at the, I'd love to hear. Why don't we have a lot of people that listen to us in Miami. So I would love to hear if you were there, or if you had a friend that was there, a family member that was there,

I would love to hear your perspective on exactly what went down. Apparently there were some people that said that they got there early and that everything was just fine. They had made it to their seats early and everything was just fine. They noticed the stadium was, you noticed that everyone was standing in the fire exits

and if there was an emergency, you'd have nowhere to go. And it's two hours late. Yeah, it's two hours late and you got small children in tow. Yeah. Listen, I'm a troublemaker, but I'm just not that kind of moron. You know what I'm saying? I don't have any children in tow? Yeah. Listen, I'm a troublemaker, but I'm just not that kind of moron. You know what I'm saying? I don't have any interest in crashing the gates.

I don't either. Yeah. Like if I was at Woodstock, I would have been like, eh, isn't this a lot to go through? To hear the Grateful Dead and Crosby, Stills and Dash. Can't we just put it on the record player? You know what I'm saying? Isn't this a lot of drama? Do we have any food? Did anyone plan for that? Do we have a tent? I don't know. All right. Let's take a break and we'll be back with more shenanigans. Hi.

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commercial break. So much shit going on and you and I are worried about the smallest of potatoes, I mean, honestly. But you know, I guess everything's about perspective, right? Yes, it is. Speaking of perspective, did you see that they have a new Twister movie? No, I did not. Did you see the first Twister?

Oh! Twister, the movie about the tornado? God, I was thinking about the game. I saw that movie, man was it good. There was a lot of action there. A lot of jolly shots in that movie. I did see the first twister. That's been a while back.

It's like in 1992 or something. Was it Kevin Bacon? No, it was that other guy. It was the other guy that was in the movie with Kevin Bacon. I don't know. Was that Apollo 13 or something? I don't know. Whatever. Anyway, I don't know what I'm talking about. No, it wasn't him. It was, what was the first? It was that other guy's name.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was that other guy. Was he in Jurassic Park? Twister, what's that? Was he in Jurassic Park? No, he wasn't in Jurassic Park. Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt. Philip Seymour Hoffman was in that movie. That's right. Bill Paxton.

I loved Bill Paxton. Sorry, he's gone. Oh, is Bill Paxton gone? Oh man, I wish I had been told about that. I don't know what I could have done, but I wish somebody had informed me. Obviously says Philip Seymour Hoffman. Now, there's a loss.

I mean, not that Bill Paxton wasn't, but there's a loss. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Now there's a loss. I mean, not that Bill Paxson wasn't, but there's a loss. Philip Seymour Hoffman was truly one of the best actor, at least one of my favorites at least. Anytime he was in a movie, I felt like it was gonna be good, except for Twister. I just- What came out so long ago? I remember I was young.

1996 or 95, yeah, it was a long time ago. Yeah, so I think I remember, it was just one of those like blockbuster things at the time. It was, it was a long time ago. Yeah, so I think I remember, it was just one of those blockbuster things at the time. It was, it was when like tent pole movies were first starting to come out, like the first and second Batman, first and second Batman had come out late 80s and then early 90s, and then the studios started to think

that Die Hard became a hit out of nowhere, like these big blow-em-up, lots of action sequences, plot kind of thin. They started to pour a lot of money into these and they really got good. Independence Day was another one. Yeah, I remember seeing Independence Day in a movie theater that was fucking packed. I mean, every seat was taken.

It was crazy. But Twister, I also remember seeing and being thoroughly unimpressed, except for the one shot where the cow flies by, you know, it was like the big deal in the movie. To me, it was kind of like a corny movie about tornadoes. And I just didn't care at the time. I mean, I thought, oh, okay, whatever. Did we need a Twister too?

Is there anything fucking original going on in Hollywood right now? No, that's the thing. I was thinking the same thing the other day. It's like all sequels or remakes. Or some kind of, you know. It's like that new Roadhouse. I refuse to watch it. But I've heard it's really good.

I did hear it was good, but I, principal alone. Yeah, I just don't, I agree with you. And my point is- But I guess for a generation that never really saw the first one. Yes. That it's new. And my point is- But I guess for a generation that never really saw the first one, it's new. Yes. Then it's new. And my point is this.

It's not necessarily about Twisters, the new movie, or whatever it's called. It's about the general non-creativity that goes on in Hollywood right now. It doesn't seem like there's any of those middle-of-the-road movies, like medium-budget movies that have good actors and actresses in them, good plot lines, well thought out, you know, some kind of mystery or, you know, action movie that's like, I remember when I saw the first Bourne movie, right? Oh yeah. Jason Bourne movie. That movie to me was so original and so well done and so action packed.

It didn't have a minute where you felt like you could close your eyes. It was so good-packed. It didn't have a minute where you felt like you could close your eyes. It was so good. But I don't, I'm sure they're out there. And I know that there's lots of great movies being made every single year. And maybe in some way, it's like an embarrassment of riches. There's too many to see all of them. But these movies that get like press, the movies that are out there that get a lot of publicity and marketing and all that, they all seem to be the same whitewashed bullshit that we've seen before, taken from, you know, unoriginal scripts that did well before, but now let's remake them because we have to. When we don't really need to, do we need a Jurassic Park 12? We know what happens.

The dinosaurs eat people and then the people find a way to pursue. Minions 4. Okay. I'll give Minions a pass on this because Minions is pretty fucking good. I do like the Minions movies. But everything is just a retread of everything else. Nicole Soule- Well, I think too, a lot of people are watching. I mean, I know I go more towards like all these series. So I guess maybe, so I guess maybe it's, those are, some of those are really kind of like a really long movie. That's exactly what they are. You know, so.

You're giving the director and the writer and the actors time to let it breathe and be well thought out and say everything you need to say and great character development. And I think that's, and I realize a lot of people will say Prestige TV has jumped the shark, that might be over. And now the streamers are spending less money on these kind of things because they have to,

they actually have to make money now that Wall Street is like, well, you've been losing money for 42 straight years. You think you might want to make a profit at some point? I get all of that. Like I understand the economics behind it and why prestige TV might in some sense be over. But that doesn't mean that you still can't make great movies or television shows. It doesn't mean that everything has to be part of the Marvel universe or the whatever universe. It doesn't mean that everything has to be a retread of everything else. There can be some originality in this artistic expression, that artistic venture that I enjoy so much. There's nothing to me, nothing like a good television show about little people.

On TLC. Or crazy fiancees. Or crazy fiancees. There's nothing to me like a well paced, well done series that knows when it's time to go. Like Breaking Bad, you know? I would have died for two more seasons of Breaking Bad. I'm sure a lot of people would have died, but I think it was ended at the right time,

quite frankly. And then they had the movies. And then they had the movies. Yes. Well, they also had one of the best televisions. This is where I give a pass, is that I'm telling you what, Better Call Saul was just as good as Breaking Bad in my personal opinion. I agree. Just as good as Breaking Bad. It was so good. And even though it was timeline adjacent toward the end, there was an original storyline, thoughts,

character development throughout. This character that you loved in this one television show, got a chance to breathe and you got a chance to understand who he was and how he got there and what all the twists and turns of his life that brought him to the point of breaking bad. It was really good, and I think it was warranted. Now, twisters? Do we need twisters? Why? Because you can make, you can now actually get a cow to spin around like that? I don't know. I don't know why we would have twisters. I just don't know it. So many unoriginal things being shoved down our throats. Bad Boys 4 made a billion dollars at the box office. Bad Boys 4! 4!

Did we need two, let alone four? No, I didn't. But apparently other people needed it. Yes. And a lot of people needed it. Now listen, I'm not a Bad Boys hater. If you like Bad Boys, fine. Whatever. I don't give a shit. I'm not a bad boys hater. If you like bad boys, fine, whatever. I don't give a shit. I'm not a bad boys hater. But the truth is, did we really need it? Do we really need another Star Wars movie or Indiana Jones 7? No. I was thinking about this. Did you see that last one that came out?

No. I didn't either. Because I just don't find there's any dignity in de-aging Harrison Ford, his 20 year old, for two thirds of the movie and then having some... If I wanted to... Indiana Jones one, fan fucking-tastic. Indiana Jones Temple of Doom, fan fucking-tastic. Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, pretty fucking good.

I can understand that. Then the last two or three or however many they made. And listen, I get it. River Phoenix was in one of those movies and we all loved River Phoenix and he was, you know, I think, was that his last part or one of his last parts? Danielle Pletka Indian Jones? Jared Svelter He was in, yeah, he was in The Last Crusade. Danielle Pletka Okay. Jared Svelter But then, you know, you get into this territory

where it's just like, let's just rehash it for rehashing sake. Let's just make some more money. Let's just push people to go see a movie that really nobody requested. And if I did request it, I'd request the 85 year old version of Harrison Ford, because that is life. That is what happens. Let him- True. Yes. Put him on a tank and let him get chewed up by the tread again. Let's do that and see if he survives this time. He's a national treasure. I don't want the guy to get hurt. But at the same time, let's see. Let's just see. Twisters 2, no one ever asked for it.

No one. I didn't sit around with my friends and go, you know what they should have made? Twisters 2. It would have been so good. Man, could they really squeeze that tornado, make more storyline out of that tornado. So are they doing it like as a sequel to that original one, or are they just remaking it? Well, as you just pointed out, and unfortunately, half the cast is dead, so I don't think they

can really, you know, make it a sequel necessarily. I think it's like, oh, there's more tornadoes, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh, there's still tornadoes and we should make another movie about it. I don't know. I just wish so much of this shit wasn't being shoved down our throats because it's really unoriginal. And it points to the lack of creativity in these boardrooms with these people that are making these decisions. Need I even talk about Star Wars? Need I even say the word? Need I even say that there are 17 different movies that are all

mixed up in that universe and no one gives a shit anymore because you just absolutely diluted every bit of originality that everyone loved about Star Wars out of it? I know, exactly, because it was so fun to know that this person is connected to that person. Now I don't know. I agree, Chrissy, I couldn't tell you. I mean, that's, it was a pilot. Yeah. don't know. I couldn't tell you. It was a pilot. Yeah.

And now he has a whole sequence of things. Boba Fett had a love child and now that love child has a cousin who one time went to a space garage and the owner of that space garage had a daughter that ended up being the princess of Yakutomi and now we all going to watch seven seasons about it to stay informed so you can watch the next movie. I don't care. SONIA DARA It is very confusing. DARREN Yes. You know what's good? Dune. That's what's good. Dune. Dune was a rehash that I can appreciate because the guy who did that movie, the director, Deauville, or whatever his French name is, I can't remember his French name, whoever did that movie, he really bought an original

eye to that whole situation. And he stayed true to the universe from the first Dune, and he made the story into what he supposedly is going to have three well-paced movies. There is not one second of that movie that is not stunning, interesting, action-packed. It is beautiful. It is so well done because he brings a creativity and a point of view to it, a perspective to it that we didn't see in the first one. It's very unique. And let's be honest about it. Dune's kind of a niche movie that a lot of us saw when we were kids, but didn't care much about as adults. When it came back, I thought they're doing Dune. Dune? Really? I felt the same way about Twisters, you know? Dune? Okay. But when I saw it,

shame on me because that fucking movie, both those movies are fucking incredible. Maybe some of the best visually stunning movies ever seen. I never thought that about Twister. Never said that about Twister. Maybe you should give it a shot though. You know what? I wouldn't be surprised if Dick Tracy 2 is in the making. Oh yeah. And who's looking for that? They could go on a whole series of that. You could have another chance to get your collectibles

back. I could. I wish I had those collectibles because now I see that an original McDonald's Happy Meal Toy Dick Tracy is going for $12.36. But I think, I think you get my point is we're just at year after year, shoveling shit after shoveling shit. It just keeps going down our throats. And I think there's only one way, I mean, if a billion dollars has been made on Bad Boys 4,

obviously I'm wrong. A lot of people wanted Bad Boys 4, apparently. When is the next Fast and Furious coming out? Oh, you know. Oh, do I? It'll be soon. Yeah, because Vin Diesel and The Rock have made up and now they're all going to be in the movie together again or whatever the situation is. But there's got to be some originality in some of these movies.

Take a fucking chance. Do something different. Yeah, you might bomb a few times, but you're movie studios. That's what you're supposed to do. Take chances on big, creative your movie studios. That's what you're supposed to do. Take chances on big creative artistic visions. And then if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, you lick your wounds and you live to see another day. Don't tell me you're hurting for money.

Cause I know you are not. And I guess that's the point. I don't think this is the, I don't think there are not creative ideas out there. I bet there are a million writers with really good fucking ideas for big tent pole movies or universes or whatever it is. and they're not being given a chance Yeah, yeah, because well We know yes, this is gonna pull in a billion versus taking the chance. That's right I really liked your space opera with sex robots. That's a whole thing that I really enjoyed

Mr. Director, however twisters Is what the world is calling for right now. Twisters. Now watch, tomorrow our agency is going to call us, do you want the actors from Twisters? Well, I would have said yes yesterday. We can't now. Well, I would have said yes yesterday. We can't now. But unfortunately for everybody involved, it's not going to sound so great if I do that. I have to tell you, Chrissy, I'm not going to say the movie, but we got invited to go

see a movie. Oh, yes. Loosely based on a... Video game. Yeah, I didn't want to say that. Loosely based on a video game. Okay. Well, a lot of things are not based on video games. Yeah, that's true want to say that. Loosely based on a video game. Okay. Well, a lot of things are not based on video games.

Yeah, that's true. That's a whole other genre. That's true. Loosely based on a video game. And I gotta tell you, I was so confused from beginning to end, I didn't know what to think of. I felt so bad, because I sent you into that alone. Yeah.

But I couldn't go. It was the day before I was leaving. Yeah, and I told people, I'm like, listen, don't ask me to say like, don't ask me for a review here because, and the funny thing was we got there and it's like a showing and there's just a few of us in the thing and I'm sure it's other vloggers and,

I don't know, I was just in the, I just walked in the movie theater and sat down. You said there was like an armed guard. There was an armed guard, yes, sitting right next to me. And they give you this whole speech and they tell you, you know, the whole spiel and speech, they tell you not to videotape, and you can't tell anybody. And then they say, you're, you cannot talk about this until a certain date. It's kind of like a guess we had recently. You cannot talk about this to a certain date. And that date happens to be the day that the movie gets released. And I know why they say that. They say that because they're afraid of people giving their real opinion about the movie.

Or they would say, share this with everybody you can, because we really want this to be a big hit. It's not original. It's all based loosely on a video game. Never played the video game. I know of it. Never played the video game. It, yeah, it's loosely based on the video game, never played the video game, I know of it, never played the video game. Yeah, it's loosely based on the video game, but there is no plot to it because when's the last time you had a really good plot in a video game? I mean, let's just be honest about it, right? Super Mario Brothers was a better movie. I watched that with my children and I was like, all right, super Mario brothers. Not the best thing in the world, but at least it's watchable. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah. This was not. And it's an example of how creativity has just been shot in the foot when it comes to Hollywood. And I really honestly wish that they would take big chances like they used to. Somebody walked in the boardroom in 1990, whatever, and said, I have a movie that I want to do about people who chase tornadoes. And somebody in that boardroom goes, it's a terrible idea, let's do it, because maybe it'll work. And it did.

It did. You could have left it at that, but it did, it did work. And somebody walked in and said- And work again. Yes. Somebody said, I want to blow up the Nakatomi Plaza. And somebody else said, what the fuck is the Nakatomi Plaza? He said, well, we're going to have a guy that rescues everybody on Christmas Eve. And it's going to be a fun bang them up, shoot them up, you know, action movie. And they took a chance on that. And they spent big money on that. And they almost did blow up the Nakatomi Plaza. And the truth is, it worked like a charm.

And then of course, Die Hard 5. But you know, one could be forgiven, one could be forgiven. Anyway, I know no one important listens to this show, but if someone important does listen to this show, take big chances, take big risks. That's what creativity and art is all about. That's why this show is sometimes terrible and mostly terrible and almost always terrible, but sometimes we get it right.

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Wanna go through it? Sure. Okay, let's do it. What is this space between your eyebrows called? Do you know? Your forehead? The glabella. The glabella.

The glabella. You've got something in your glabella. I do, it's called more eyebrow. I almost have a uni brow. You've got something in your glabella. I do. It's called more eyebrow. I almost have a uni-brow. You've got some hairs in your glabella. I know. I know.

I do. No, I'm not telling you that. No, I'm just saying I do. I'm just kidding. I'm going to start using that. Yeah, tell Jeff, say, you've got to clean up that glabella, buddy. Yeah. Yeah.

He'll be like, what? My scrundle-bella? I've got to be honest. We had this kid that we, and I was never a bully because I was bullied. So, and a lot of people were, you know, but I learned how to use comedy to diffuse people. I just learned that two years ago, by the way. But I used, I learned how to use- Always hated to see that. Yeah. But I hated to see it too. And I have this real soft spot for people who,

for anybody who may not fit the bill, right? And then gets picked on. Like I was- Yeah, it's a little different. I'd like to think I was that kid, not always, but I like to think I was that kid who would sometimes go sit with somebody at lunch because I really felt bad

that no one was sitting with them for lunch. Even if I didn't say anything to them, I'd like sit across the table from them and be like, hey dude, you know. But there was this kid and he had one single eyebrow and I mean one single eyebrow. I've seen that before. Yes. And I couldn't help but think to myself, wow, that is a maze balls. You are in fifth grade and you have one single eyebrow just goes right across your head. And I always thought that was amazing. Kind of like, you know, what are those, you ever seen

those old documentaries about the people who had the, like, that monkey man or whatever, the guys who have hair all over their bodies? Like the werewolf men, the wolf men. The wolf men? Yeah. Okay. Back in the day. Maybe. maybe they just have one big glabella. Maybe that's what's going on. What do you call it? What do you call the smell after it rains? Oh, delightful. The patrick-richor.

What? Yes. Was that real? The patick-richor. Yes, it's true. I'm telling you. It's on social media. It's true.

I looked this up on social media. I googled it on social media. What? And I love that smell after it rains, by the way. I do too. Oh my God. Especially in the summer, the hot pavement, and it just rained. It smells so good. There's something about it. My God, it rained here for the first time in 12 years yesterday.

I know. I was like, amazing. Now it's going to rain for the next 26 days. Yeah. The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called a what? Hmm. Tip. An egglet. An egglet. An egglet.

It's called an egglet. A-G-L-E-T. Egglet. An egglet. Okay. When your stomach rumbles, it's called a what? A rumble. A wamble. I got the wambles.

If I was with somebody and they'd be like, I got the wambles, I'd be like, yeah, I got to go. I'm sorry about your wambles. That's called the wambles? It's called the wambles. The cry of a newborn baby is called what? Shriek. Vagetus. Vagetus. I'm not even kidding you. Vagetus. I have never heard that before.

Let's Google this. Hold on. I want to make sure that I'm not just talking to somebody. Ask AI. Vagetus. Vagetus is the definition is a newborn baby's first cry. Go figure. So like the very first cry. The very first cry. As it's born.

Yes. Okay. I called that the sound you will hear for the next three years. I called that torture is what I called that. The prongs of a fork are called what? Teens. How did you know that?

I just did. You knew what a teen was? Is it teen or tines? Tine, teen. Teen, wow. I didn't know that. Damn, Chrissy. I did not know one of these fucking things.

You got one. I consider that pretty high intelligence. The wind. Yeah, what did you ever? Teen. Yeah, I'm gonna take the teen out of your eye. Sorry, I just put my teen in your eye. The sheen of a light that you see when you close your eyes

and press your hands on them is called what? Oh, you know, I saw something about this. It's like where it goes rainbow-y. Yeah, where it goes rainbow-y, like little dots and spots and stuff like that. What is the name? It's called a phosphenus. Phosphenus. Phosphenus.

The tiny plastic thing in the middle of a pizza box is called what? I think this one I knew actually, because I worked at a pizza place once. It's called a box tent. I mean, that's not even original. Move on. It's not a vagetitis 19?

It's not vagetitis. Yeah, I think vagetitis is different. Vagetitis. I think if you have vagetitis, you should go see a doctor. The day after tomorrow is called what? The day after tomorrow. It's called the day after tomorrow, as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. Tuesday. A day that ends in Y.

That's right. It's called an over-morrow. Over-morrow. An over-morrow. I'll see you over-morrow. See you over-morrow. Mm-hmm. Like it. Is that like middle earth? Over morrow. Over morrow. I'll say you over morrow. I'll say you over morrow. See you over morrow. Mm-hmm.

Like it. Is that like middle earth? I'm going to start saying all these weird words. Yes, middle earth. Middle earth speak. I'm in south middle earth. Come see me. Your little toe or finger is called the?

Digit? That's what I call my little toe. The pinky. No, it's called a minimus. A minimus. Your pinky? Your pinky call my little toe. The pinky. No, it's called a minimus. I'm a minimus. Your pinky? Your pinky or your little toe. They're called minimus.

Those are both pinkies. Or minimi, if you're just talking about one. The weird cage that holds a cork on a bottle of champagne. Oh yeah. A grafe. It's called a grafe. A grafe? A grafe. Okay. The na na na and the la la la, which really don't have a la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la You know, you could start saying that at your sound check. I'm going to go vocabulous. I'm just going to do some vocabulous into the microphone here. Make sure I get it. When you combine a question mark and an exclamation mark, which I am guilty of in every other text message, it is referred to as a what? Oh, I love this one.

I love this one. An intera-bang. Intera-bang? So like interrogate question. Yeah, I wonder if I said that. The bang. Hold on one second. I'm gonna text you.

Like an exclamation point? Is a bang? I'm gonna text that real quick. Hi Chrissy, Is it bang? I'm gonna text that real quick. Hi Chrissy and Tara Bang. Nope, didn't get it. Oh. No, didn't get it. I was hoping that Apple would be smart enough to put it in there.

The space between your nostrils is called the what? The, the, You would think it would call the septum. Septum, yes. But the septum is inside the nose. That little skinny part, that skin part right there is called the colomelanazi.

The colomelanazi. The armhole enclosed where the sleeves are sewn is called an armsci. An armsci. Armsci? Armsci? Armsci? Armsci? Like a thigh? an arm-sigh, an arm-sigh, arm-sike, arm-sike. Arm-sike, like a-sigh? A-R-M-S-C-Y-E, arm-sike. Oh, arm-sike, okay.

Arm-sike, arm-sike, I don't know. Finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning is called every day. Every day, every day. That's the same thing. It's called my alarm. Is called dys-an Yes. That's the same thing. It's called My Alarm. Is called Dizzania. Tired? Dizzania.

Dizzania. I've got Dizzania. I've got Dizzania. Sorry babe, I can't get up. I've got Dizzania. Let me tell you this morning, we gotta get up early because we're shuffling the kids around from here to there.

Multiple kids have multiple things going on. One of them's crying because she doesn't already is upset about tomorrow. And we have to get up super early to make sure that we can shuffle these kids from one place to the other. And so, Astrid wakes me up this morning. And you gotta understand, our room is basically like being at the bottom of a cruise ship.

It's like the engine, the wave machine, the fan, the, everything's going at the same time. It's really noisy in our rooms. And we like it that way for whatever reason we like it. We have an air filter too, that just keeps on making noise. And so she comes in this morning, she's like, hey babe, hey babe, we gotta leave in like an hour. And then she turns off the two, like two of the noisemakers.

I don't know why, but I got dysnonia. I was like, ah, I don't wanna get out. I got dysnonia. I was like, ah, I want to get out. I became a bear this morning. Illegible handwriting is called. Cursive? Gryphonage. Gryphonage. Gryphonage. You know, they don't teach cursive anymore in school. So, like, I was writing something for, I think it was my nephew, and I was like, I can't

read the cursive. Why even bother teaching kids how to write anymore? I mean, honestly, they can just talk into their iPhone. Like, it's such a, it's such a Renaissance thing to teach kids. And I want my kids to learn how to write, and they are, they're learning how to write. But at the end of the day, I don't know if writing will just be something that some people do in the future. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's so true. And now, and that I know cursive, that could be like a, you know,

a lost art. Yeah. Like calligraphy or something. I don't need to know how to blacksmith anymore. You know what I'm saying? Like, but there might have been a time when people just had to know how to blacksmith their own horses. The dot over an I or a J is called a what? Over an I or a J. A tittle.

It's called a tittle. A tittle. The sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much is called- Nauseous. Crappulence. It's called crappulence. I think that's maybe right.

The metal thing used to measure your feet at a shoe store is called what? The fit measurer. It is called the bannock device. About anybody that worked at a shoe store would know that. Yeah, probably. Crapulence, sickness caused by excessive drinking or eating. Crapulant!

So I'm 70% sure that that was correct. That those words were correct. I guess so. I was so fascinated by this. I was like, I don't know a fucking one of these things. I mean, I knew box tent. But really? Yeah.

I mean, is that... All those other words were really fancy and then box tent. Come on, let's get this together. I'm proud of you for making it through this episode, my friend. Thank you. I try to keep it easy on you. Thank you. Yes, I haven't been able to do my normal laugh because I would go into a coughing fit. But yes, thank you for working with me. You're welcome. I tried not to make you laugh too much, but that's like every episode of

the commercial break, even when I'm trying. Oh man, I'm telling you what it's gonna be a long couple of weeks Chrissy for me for you for the world right side okay you find it and let me know I'll look in that direction get that nice news every day yep yeah happy news happy headlines or whatever you. What is that website? Happy headlines? It's called Nice News. Nice News? It's a newsletter.

Okay. I'm gonna have to look into that. You have to, you gotta balance it. I do. I know I do. I'm too busy trolling on that internet and sometimes it does upset the balance of the force. It really does.

As you do. Yeah, as I do. You just can't take it anymore. You're like, oh my God, it's so crappy. Yeah, yeah, now you have to get off of it. OK, take a break. Yeah, I'm going to TCB podcast.com. That's where you go. You find out more information about Chrissy and I.

All the audio, all the video right there from one location. TCB podcast.com. You can also get your free sticker at the website where you can request your free sticker on the website, because I can't give you a sticker through the website. I have crappulence and I'm not available right now. He should put that up in your voicemail. But I'll be happy to tittle your nebula, your nambula or whatever you call it, gabula, gabella.

Go to the contact us button, hit it. I want my free sticker on the drop down menu. Give us your address. We'll send it. 212-433-3TC. That's two one two four three three three eight two two questions, comments, concerns, content ideas. We're taking them all right there and make sure you follow us on Instagram at the commercial break. We will be announcing live shows and where to get those tickets very soon on our socials first. And then we'll do it on the website. Also, youtube.com slash the commercial break for all of our interviews and selected episodes. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today. I think so.

But I'll tell you that I love you. I love you. I'll say best to you and best to you out there in the podcast universe, tittles and all until next time. Chrissy and I must say we do say, and we will say, goodbye. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,