The Commercial Break - No Chicken On The First Date!

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives... A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone We gotta start fucking! AI: it’s a lot like farts. Someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight Bryan loves a good dating show! Bryan & Krissy are doing their own show…not in Tulum TCB gets into Blind Date Bryan & Krissy cannot understand an Essex accent Swinging your dick at the camera Saying “Chubby Chaser”...yikes This girl has a problem, she’s just too hot! Bryan & Krissy learn about boiled sweets What pairs well with the chicken? Date or Ditch? Even if you ditch you still might hate him! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would you ever go on love Island? No. I heard you applied and you got rejected. I definitely never applied ever on. Yeah. I do watch love Island though. Do you? Everyone hates it and doesn't like it wherever I just think it's funny.

It's funny. I feel like this is a bit like love Island except we're in a chicken shop. Yeah. Chicken Island. Chicken Island. That's what you need to be. Yeah, I could do my own one every summer. Look, keep playing. They don't need me until they fall in love with me.

On this episode of the commercial break... Chicken guys are not for this kind of girl. This is not the kind of girl you go out with chicken. You don't cook this girl chicken on your first date. When you're trying to impress her, you don't order chicken for her at the restaurant. You mine as well of order another guy altogether at the restaurant because this is not what you do. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Ah, yeah, cats are getting welcome back to the commercial break on Ryan Green. This is my dear friend, and co-hosts the beautiful Kristen Joy-Odley Best of You, Chris. Best of you, Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it. Scientists, researchers, and students in China have all gotten together to develop a brand new tool that I think we're all going to be using here in the future. Certainly during the next pandemic, it is a device that you attach to your phone that looks like a mouth.

It's just a mouth. No. You attach it to your phone. It's like a cover for your phone. You click it in and it hooks up into your little teleportation device, whatever that is. Yeah. For USB-C. And it's got a mouth on the bottom of it, like a rubber mouth. And you can have someone on the other end kiss you on that mouth.

And then it kisses back like the person is kissing you on the other end. So this is absolutely the sign that humanity is going down to the two. Guys keeps saying this and I'm gonna say it over and over again And I know sound like an old fucking foggy right now And there's some younger people that watch us and I know you're probably looking me like you're like this Oh, let me turn on the dad joke podcast Let me turn on that podcast like my dad used to listen to in the radio and the way to work But this is very serious and I'm being very serious about this. We got to start fucking everyone's gonna start fucking actual human beings Because if we don't start fucking human beings, we're not gonna have any more fucking human beings around you know what I'm saying?

It's just one of those things a Device to kiss a device to kiss. I wonder if you could make them look like T. Rex's lips I just read a story that T Rex had lips. Oh, we did whatever is a teeth. I don't do that. I'll do a little T Rex kiss. I do a little T Rex. Get a little head from the T Rex. I wonder if you could just say, hey, maybe open up your mouth a little bit more. A little bit more. That's your dick. I know you're kissing my dick. Could you have a fakey bee?

We could have fake, oh, that might be a good idea. I haven't even checked in on fakey bee because I'm really nervous about how many times I have. You probably think she goes to them. There's a lot, there's like, you know how you avoid that one person for a long time. And then it's like a serious real nation shit. It's a perpetch.

You know, and you avoid someone for a certain amount of time, then it's a perpet, you're stuck in a perpetual. I can't call them back because I got a... I could have been too long. Yeah, how am I gonna explain to them why it's been three months since I've called them? I have a friend and I love her to death. I just love her to death.

But I haven't called her probably in about six months. And she texted me the other day like, Hey, what's up? Why haven't you, you know, what's up with you? Yeah. And she texted me the other day, like, hey, what's up? Why haven't you, you know, what's up with you? And I'm waiting to respond. I've probably written the response seven different ways that I'm just like, every day that goes by, I seem like more of a dick,

but I really don't know what to say to her. You got a response. I know. I'm gonna tell her that I lost a leg in combat. I told her, no. Blue lost a leg in combat. And we're taking care of her for the last six months. But this is like, just say you have three kids. That is the explanation. I know, but I

use that so much that it's like, I use it as an excuse for everything. No, I'm using it with her. I don't even know she knows we have children because it's so long since I've talked to her. Just new impression. Yeah, I know. Uh, uh, Honestly, that was the... I talked to my ex-wife more than I talked to this person and I could say this person a friend. I mean, not that my ex-wife is a friend, but this, you know, you get it.

I get it. Yeah. But this device scares me because this feels to me like a furthering of the distancing we put in between each other. And with AI rapidly advancing, did you hear that there was like this group of people, including some governmental organizations that wrote a letter that said to Microsoft and chat GPT open, open AI? I think it's what the company that put it.

They wrote a letter and said, please stop for six months. Stop what you're doing. Stop any advancement beyond chat GPT-4 because it's becoming so powerful that people are getting nervous, that it's going to, we're going to get out in front of our skis. It's not stopping. No, fuck no. No, then they had this little nerd on there that was like, we can always put it back in its backs.

We can always tell it not to do what it's doing. And we can always turn it off. its backs. We can always tell it not to do what it's doing and we can always turn it off No, you can't That's not how it works It literally is seeping into every bit of our of our world and You can't put it into back into its box. It is Pandora and once you let it out Someone else is going to advance it further and someone else is going to advance it further after that Yeah, it's just like a you just like a silent but deadly fart.

Once it's out of the bag, you gotta run away real quick, but you gotta get ahead of it. Yeah, you can't put it back out. Yeah, you gotta make an excuse. It's like we were talking about when the people were running around the restaurant farting on everybody.

Yes. Eventually it's gonna catch up with you and there's gonna be bad things that are gonna happen. And when you making these devices, like literal sex dolls, that can have sex with you in a certain way because AI is programming it to do what you wanted to do. It's learning how you like to make love. It's going to figure out how to manipulate those dolls or whatever they are to have sex like you have it. Now we're having kissing machines so you don't actually have to physically touch each other. I like it. I like to see a face and then a body attack. Yeah, I don't like this. Disembowled lips just moving around everywhere. That really makes me nervous. Yeah. Unless it's a

fleshlight like thing and fleshlight. I still got to get one of those. Anybody has a connection at the fleshlight company, send that over. It's going to help my 21 Es. I'm just, it's a good, it's for a good cause. I don't even think you need a connection. You can just get one. Do you want me to get one for you? No, I want one to come for free from one of the people that listen to us because then I don't have to explain it to Astrid.

I just say, oh, these fans are crazy. I mean, we mentioned it one time. I know, we mentioned it one time and all of a sudden I got six flashlights at the front door. I have to try them now. I have to try. Astrid will probably be front door. I have to try them now. I have to try. It's for the show. I should probably be like cool.

I have to or doesn't get much. Yeah, yeah. No, we're cool about that. Yeah. She's like good. I don't have to do it and go for it. We did, I only got to say, is that we did long distance dating for the first six months of our relationship.

We are well aware that we whack all. We're well aware. Both on both sides. Most people who get involved in relationships, you know, they don't talk about that part because it's not something, or you might not talk about that part because this might not be something

that you roll into a normal relationship. But when you're long distance, you gotta think of all different kind of creative ways to keep things juicy. And so, you know, I would have Astrid send flashlights to my house. That's what I would do. Yeah. She was the original fan. I send her, yeah. So, you know, I would have Astrid send flashlights to my house. That's what I would do.

She was the original fan. I cut a doll's blips out and I sent it over to her. Talk in your phone. It works just like my mouth. But people are complaining. They're saying the one thing that they don't like, well, they're saying a lot of things about this, but people are complaining mainly because there's no tongue involved, like there's no tongue in the actual mouth,

so they're not getting like that real kiss kind of feeling. But would you really want a fake plastic tongue? Yeah, yeah. Would you want a fake plastic tongue out there licking all over you? No. And then how do you get it wet? And this is like a whole thing, guys.

Just don't kiss your phone. Don't kiss your phone. Yeah. Don't kiss your phone. If you got to buy a robot to have sex with cool, I understand. I get it. Go to Amsterdam. I hear that they're really, they're really looking for more people who are quiet and cool who also do drugs and have sex with sex workers. Yeah. It's all I got to say. But you know, you don't have to, like there are real people out there guys There are real people that you can connect with and and make love to and have fun with and yes It might not you might not be you know banging bar out for Ellie or whatever. What's bar?

Raphaelie. Yeah, remember that you may not be banging her and you may not be banging whichever the best people are not No, those people anyways, and that's a good thing I saw this one guy on this dating show and he was like I got sick of you know all the Instagram model dating all the Instagram model types and so I'm here for to find serious love I'm looking at this guy and I'm like when did you date an Instagram model dude? It's like this guy. I know he's like a perpetually kind of Instagram model. Yeah, what kind of Instagram model? Because I've seen some of those Instagram models. I got one of my Instagram.

She posts a picture of her only fans, you know, like a nipple, all her nipples crossed out legs spread wide open. And then she'll pick, have a picture of her serial that she's eating in the morning. She's hoping to avoid the Instagram detection or whatever it is. There are all kinds of Instagram models. And good for that, but I think this guy was referring to making it seem like he had super hot models.

I got this friend. He, he said something one time. What did he say? He goes, what makes you even an Instagram model just real quick? Because I mean, I would think anybody, anybody can, model on Instagram.

As it should be, yeah, as it should be. As it should be. You should be any size, figure, shape, you know, whatever it is, missing an eyeball. You should be able to be an Instagram model. Yeah. Because everybody's into something and that kind of is my point, right? This guy says I'm sick of dating Instagram models. Let's assume he's talking about the stereotypical archetypal Instagram model. hot skinny big boots. Yeah, hashtag. Blast. Hashtag sunlight, you know, shine the sun in the dark corners. Blast. Here's my new nose job.

Which we're not looking at because your tits are all over the song. Yeah, it's a song. Yeah, or they're naked standing on the beach, the shot behind where you can just see the thigh gap. You know what I'm talking about? And every guy is scrolling in to see if you can see behind a vagina, which is the vagina that hangs down in the thigh gap. Every guy is like spreading it open.

And here's the reality. No one cares about your fucking, whatever it open. And here's the reality. No one cares about your fucking, uh, whatever it is. A course in miracles verse that you just put on the Instagram post, because we're all looking at your thigh gap. That's what's happening. I hate that. I know. It drives me crazy. And so many of them do it. They post a naked picture, and then they post something from fucking Wayne Dyer and all the sudden it's supposed to be some spiritual post I know Do you remember that guy on Instagram that we're always making fun of for

He's the one that acts like he's talking to somebody before he then talks to you on the camera He direct message does What he direct message does and this probably means he's also listening to this too. But he was like, hey guys, thanks for the shout outs on the show. Okay. So you got to say something about this guy. He's completely a bunch of...

Got a sense of humor. Yeah. He's got a sense of humor and he's so ready to be famous. He doesn't care how he gets his mentions. Yeah. And to you, which I won't say your name, I'll be respectful, but and to you, so are we. We're just as desperate as you are for fame.

So there you go. Any publicity is good. They say that, but I'm not 100% sure that that's true. Any publicity will, any publicity is good publicity, but does that mean that it's good for you? No. Yeah. True.

So, Chrissy, you know that I love my dating shows. I do. We just spent a couple episodes, a couple episodes ago talking about dating shows. And there are a variety of them out there. And they're including the trap. Including the trap where you just fall into a black hole. As soon as you're eliminated, you fall.

I wouldn't know. We didn't hear the last episode, or maybe a couple episodes ago, who knows how we released these, but we were talking about a show called The Dating Trapped. And here's how it goes. At least the episode that I saw was one man, three ladies, they walked into a room, they all stood on a circle

that looks like an area rug. That's what it looks like, an area rug. They're standing on this circle and no one knows what's gonna happen but there's a host, female host in there. And she says, you get to ask three questions and then I want you to pick two that you're gonna bring to the next round.

So we asked everybody three questions and then she says, which one are you not taking to the round? And he says, Evelyn. And as soon as he said the word Evelyn, a literal door opened up below her feet and she fell through the floor where she went, nobody knows. But you hear a big bang as if she like a f**k. There was a soft landing. Yeah, I mean, they got to have a pat under there or something you would think.

Where did she go? It'd be a lot cooler if she went down a slide into a pool of cold water and they dragged her through mud and rolled her in rice or something like that. It would be a lot cooler. Um, so- Here's the woman you did not pick, look what you're doing. Yeah.

What if she felt through a trap door and she ended up in a room with an even hotter guy? Ah! Whoa! You got an idea there. So all the rejects fall into a resort. I know. Yes. Let's go to a resort. Let's do the dating trap and then you get in it literally.

It's a slide that brings you to a better resort where hotter guys are way. Yes, I love that. And then you're the person who's picking three guys, and they through fall through the trapdoor, and so on and so forth. I mean, you can do this. Guys, to loom. I know, we're going to.

To loom. I just read an article. The stuff they can hear so cool because you're going to to loom. Because you're going to to loom. Yeah. It has been the hot spot for years, by the way. My friend is telling you, it's gorgeous. Yeah.

And I thought about going there and I was like, no, I can't after everyone, the other people, I think. After everybody else is gone, I now know because all the pictures. Exactly. First of all, second of all, there's a small, small thing about everyone getting shot up near Talu.

True. Yeah. I mean, that was the scariest shit I have ever seen was those people who got murdered in cold blood in the middle of the street. Now, we said that we like the Mexican entrepreneurial spirit. But if you could have a little bit of a less of a body count on the way to making money, we'd appreciate.

I think they're going into it. I don't hate the player, right? And I don't hate the game. Drugs are coming, drugs are going. I get it. And it's always gonna happen until the day that we die. You people want it, somebody's gonna figure out a way to get it to them.

But. Can you get drugs in the metaverse? Oh, yeah. Remember I told you they were, remember, some lady thought she had her drink was spiked in the metaverse? Because her avatar passed out or something, I don't know. She was trying to sue meta.

Meta is going to be known as the world's biggest failure as even Mark Zuckerberg doesn't believe in her anymore. He's like, well, I tried. Because no one's in there. No one's doing it. No one gives a shit. That's so all article about it. Yeah, no one gives a shit.

Anyways, though, back to the dating. So back to the one gives a shit. Anyways, that back to the dating. So back to the dating. Back to the living, back to the dating. We're going to a resort. We're doing our own show. We're doing our own show. Back to the dating. It's called the dating trap trap. The dating trap trap.

The dating thirst trap. The dating thirst trap. So the dating shows all around the world, and I love every one of them. So each one of them has their own little... Everyone has their own little, everyone has their own little personality and nuance and I just like watching the act of relationships forming to me is such a weird and awkward time and so that makes dating shows wonderful.

We of course love the love connection here. It's the OGE, it's our favorite. But one of the other ones that we've grown quite attached to is blind date. And not the blind date from here in the United States that you may remember. There was also incredible. Yes. But not great to break down because half of a comedy is in the little like bubbles they put over people's heads when they're talking, you know what I'm saying?

The thought bubbles. Cecilia Black, who is a very famous game show host in the UK has been hosting a show called The Dating Game Forever and Ever from like the early 80s she's been dating this show. And it's like our version of The Dating Game, which is one woman or man behind a curtain and then three eligible singles. She asks a couple questions. And then if you win, then you instantaneously get shipped away on a long vacation with somebody, which

is like the worst thing ever. You ask them three questions and then you're stuck with them for a week. Yeah, then you're the gather. Yes. So I want to do two things, maybe. I guess in reality is a good way to know vacation Vacation or the flu? Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna have a dating game called, I'm sick of you. And it's gonna be three sick people and a non sick person. And you have to pick the person you wanna be around for a week to six. If you're sick, yeah.

Or that there's sick. Yeah. Doesn't that sound good? Yeah. Doesn't that sound like a great game? Or maybe you're sick. Maybe you're sick. And then there's three healthy people.

Yeah. You have to pick someone to take care of you. How would you take care of you? Yes. That's a really good idea. I'm sick of dating. That's going to be the name of the show. Sick of dating. Ah. So the blind date, the UK version, ITV1, we've been breaking down episodes for probably about two years. This is probably our fourth or fifth episode. I'd like to do two things over the course of the next two episodes. I want to watch an episode of Blind Date, and then I want to watch somebody return from that blind date after the vacation to come on the couch and tell their story.

Yes, I would love to do that. Why don't we knock out part one today, and then we'll get to part two on the next episode. What do you think? All right, so I was scrolling on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do. D-C-B. Hey you, guess you.

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and then we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break. TCB. I found an episode of Blind Date Silence, starring our girl, Celia Black. Celia. OK, go Celia. And just to let you know, Blue is doing well. She's still here in the studio with us. Again, Blue is doing well, anybody that's asking. She's Celia. Okay, go Celia. And just to let you know, Blue is doing well. She's still here in the studio with us.

Again, Blue is doing well, anybody that's asking. She's not mapping. Yeah, she's not mapping. So there you go. And here's Celia Black. Love the good old Celia Black. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

It's so funny. Like, what you can't see is the beginning of the show, they have, like, they turn the letters into characters, like little drawings. And one of the show, they turn the letters into characters, like little drawings, and one of the characters has huge tits. Yes, big boobs and a big butt. And a big butt. I like that they're all inclusive letters. Yeah, they're all inclusive letters.

Yeah. Oh. She's put that red head in one thing with it. It's still alive. She's a drop dead red head in one go wet. Yeah, no. Oh. What? It's the drop dead red had to do once got wet yet. No. Oh What man they kick it off of the bank

This is huge she's a drop dead red head who wants them to wed oh Wed Wed. I gotta say, I don't know if she's a drop dead red head. She's kicking it. But she's kicking it. This lady's probably in this version, which I think is back in the late 90s, she's probably in her 60s. I think it's the 2002. Oh, it's the 2002?

Oh, really? No, interesting. She still looks great forever, old she is. No, interesting. She still looks great for her overall cheers. She looks amazing. Yeah. She's wearing a red weather jacket and like bell bottoms. She's cute. Hello and welcome to Blind Day.

Now when it comes to love, we've all got our own idea of perfection. But Dudley Moore in the film it was 10. But for Adam, it's definitely an eight. I'm all known in Essex, I'm not with only Daitos or is I? What? Okay, didn't understand the fucking word he said, sorry. This isn't about dinosaurs. Yeah, I think he said something about dinosaurs.

And as a guy who's a tune to the British accent because I do nothing but watch British television, I didn't understand the fucking word that guy said, no. There are some British people where they're... They have to have captions on them. Yeah, what are they called? The Hackney accent. The Hackney accent is so sick that I can't get through it. Oh!

Well, that's all to come, but does size matter? Yes! Yeah! There's always one. Maybe these fellas know we've got three gorgeous guys back here all chomping at the bit to find a date and meet their date. So let's bring on all so incredibly desperate to go on a date with a real human girl They're willing to go on television and be the one not chosen. This was before the lips Brian.

Oh that's true. Once 2002 marks like 12, you know, he's getting ready to build a meta If I was if I was one of those guys I would say no, I won't participate in this group I won't participate in this group. The thrust. Yeah, the project thrust. Yeah, I will not. What you're not seeing is that they open up this curtain and then there's three guys standing there and they're doing this coordinated hip thrust dance.

And I'd be like, no, I'm not going to swing my dick at the camera. That's okay. Even in 2002, I knew that was not the right thing to do. I tell my friends all the time, don't swing your dick at the camera Not a fact what you can't see here is there's a sign behind the camera that said Brian don't swing your dick at the camera That's all so good the food for the pudding is in the meeting. Let's get to know them. Fellas were ready for you, so intro-dumcy-o-self. Hi, my name's Chris. I'm 24, and I'm an engineer from Birmingham.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE The reason why I'm on blind dates to find myself a Monday to Friday girlfriend, Ah! I'll see her as much as she likes through the week, but the weekend for Lads football and the pub no birthday lag. What a cat! Oh well let's get here, sign me up. I'm working a matter of why he's on a dating show. Monday through Friday not including

Thursdays or Tuesdays you can have any day you want between seven and nine p.m. otherwise I'll be fucking the lads down at the football hall also known as the gay bar. What are you doing? Dude, when you have a girlfriend, the weekends are the time, the weekends, especially if you have a job. Am I right about this? Yeah, no, well, you're right. And I mean his necklace says it all. Yeah, when you're wearing a conch shell and a hem- necklace and you're an engineer, that says all you need to know. I'm not as nerdy as I appear to be. However, I'm gonna spend most of my week

with the boys, no birds allowed, birds. So is a boyfriend, I'd be a part-telling that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hi, my name's Tim, I'm 26, I'm not telling that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I've had enough. Yeah, I think I've got it. I know I'm off to someone a little bit more down to earth and get racing with a shower and or a tracin. How many times do you think he practiced that before he came out? Like obviously the producers write this for them. Yeah, they write this for them. What it girls are you dating, dude?

I mean, no offense, bro. You're a fine-looking gentleman, but which ones? Get none. Hi, my name's Leon. I'm 25 and I'm a recruitment consultant from Liverpool. That's my view, real. The reason I'm on blind dates, is I'm looking for a girl that's satisfied with their size,

who's at one with her weight, and fed up with a weight-watching winters who spend all day calorie counting. Supposed to where to describe me, there's a choppy chase there! Another catch! Another catch! I don't know, I like this guy. He's like I want a girl to be comfortable with herself

I like that too. However, it's this is 20 years later. This is not aged very well because if you're a chubby chaser You probably shouldn't say that out loud. No, you should you'll find just the fat way you all Come on, man Come on, man. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well, now let's see who they bring up to meet the Chubby Chinsers expectations. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE So there you have it, three of them all,

but so much to give. But who's going to get it? Well, just lovely young lady. She's sexy. She's Sophie, and she's lady. She's sexy, she's so fee, and she's from Sondaland. Wow. So come in, Sophie. They always have like the most beautiful women on here.

Yeah. For my taste, she's gorgeous. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely gorgeous. I think Bachelor number three is going to be disappointed. Yes. Yeah.

She looks fun too. She's dancing. Yeah they make a moot fun. What? What? Sit yourself down though girl. You look gorgeous. I have to say. Tell everybody what you do. I was schoolteacher, silly. Ah! Where were these teachers? What I was like, yeah, Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Oh, man. You just didn't know what they were, that they could look like this. I had no idea. You could wear snow make up and like some kind of uniform to school,

not as short sexy skirt, dude. Right? Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. What age do you teach? Four and five. Four and five. I can't out of those four girls even knew what they were dealing with. The dad's dead. Yeah, the dad's. The dad's dead.

I think my son's not doing so hard at your school. I need another parent teacher conference. But there he is. But you're not a very happy bunny. No, I'm not tapping it all. Yes, you're not. We think you look stunning. She looks stunning, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. I would normally wear the superloka dress. Yeah, I would normally have my tits showing on national television, but your producers convinced me it was the best thing to do. Watch, now you she's not happy about something about her life. What do you think it is? What could this woman possibly complain about? Let's hear.

Lucky, with your figure now why is that? Well, I've got a bit of a problem you say. No, but how much I seen to eat. Nothing happens. Is this happening there? Well, you know, a flavor just like that. You're 20 years too soon, but the bachelor is a perfect show for you to go on. If you're not yet attached to somebody, you would do great on the bachelor.

I just, no matter how much I eat, I still in this hot. I just don't understand it. It's, oh, he gets his dick up. It's like saying that your worst quality is organization. Yeah. My worst quality is I'm a people person. Yeah, I know. My worst quality is that everybody wants me to be around them.

I know. My worst quality is I'm the best podcast host that ever lived. It's the worst. No matter how much I try, I can't be unfunny on the commercial break. Because you look great from there. Bigger boobs, bigger bum maybe. Tunky arms. And you eat a lot.

I mean, are you trying that? I wouldn't know where to begin. And you don't put on any weight since so many benefits. What's the name of that? Problem. What's the name of that? I'm trying to be a big worm. Yeah, you might have a tape worm or an over-inflated ego.

It's too big. Maybe your stomach is full of that ego. You're literally, you're a beautiful woman. And it doesn't matter how much you weigh. You go weigh a thousand pounds. You're still a beautiful woman. You got a beautiful face. She's like what you would put in a victorious secret bottle

in 2020 or in 2002. You know, some girls they have, like their boobs come together. And then some girls have space in between their boobs, right? So this girl has space in between her boobs. And that space is literally concave. There is not a drop of fat on this woman at all. And she's obviously- I don't know where to begin. I've been-

I don't know where to begin. I mean, I've been eating tons of sacks. Yeah, I've been eating lots of salsa. I eat all the salsa. I eat all the salsa. Well, the weight in my heart is through my stomach. And do you know what's the level? I can eat any man under the table. I bet you'll learn number three is a guy with a chubby. I know. That's what number three is.

I can also eat any woman under the table. I'll literally be under the table eating that woman. Well, it's just fine thing if you can do it, isn't it? It's silly. It's like, fuck you. Well, silly is also weighs a dollar. Well, but she works at it. I know. That's true. Yeah, that's her life. She has to give your meaning to look good. But yeah, she's like, fuck you bitch. See what we can do for you tonight, alright? So make your questions good, okay? Off you go, sweetheart.

Question number one. My occupation is a skill teacher, and consequently I am expected to be a mine of information. What piece of... For four-year-olds, what could you have in the back? I would get paid like the ABCs yeah, if that yeah, got a Google P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P I mean, people just think people don't know anything. Yeah, you know, if you're not a Jeopardy host, you're teaching four-year-olds, which literally includes crams and learning how to cut with scissors.

trivia, can you give me to add to my collection? And that's to contestant number one. being a blind date fan. being a blind date fan and someone that's wearing a cockroach on the neck. What is that necklace? Is it a cockroach? I don't know, it's some kind of maybe Aztecgy thing.

Oh yeah, because this guy's Aztec. He's been to Tolum. Yeah, he's been to Tolum. In 2002, when it was cool. That's what some people are like. You're a rebelling the Mexican River Yara? What am I born in the 1920s? No, I've never been to the Mexican River Yara.

Did you know that statistically contestant number one gets picked the most? So maybe I'll always move tonight and go for Numerou. Oh no. We have a super week. Yeah, dude, come on. Can you get a more personal? Yeah, but that is what the producers told him to say. So, these are obviously all, they all come with some kind of pun or joke or something.

So, they're obviously all practiced beforehand. Yeah. Same question to number two, please. Well, I'm a bit of a wine specialist, so did you know that vintage wine and deluxe Same question to number two, please. Well, I'm a bit of a wine specialist, so did you know that vintage wine and deluxe champagne takes up to 10 years to mature properly? Finally enough, I've actually got a bottle which is lying in my cell at the moment, which is actually celebrating its 10th birthday today.

So, it is thanks to Sharon Tom with me. I think that was an even close to answering the question. The question was, what kind of information could you give her? You know what, guys? I should be the producer on this show, so I could prep these guys. You know what I would say? You want to, you want a new statistic you can give your children? My dick is 3.5 inches.

Look, once you become the producer of sick of dating, you're going to be wanted everywhere. Oh, yeah. Sick of dating. Such a good idea. It's such a good idea. It's you. Take someone that's just got a raging case of flu, like throwing up on the floor kind of flu, like stomach bug kind of flu.

Get them out there. They're not going to feel so good. They're going to look horrible. They're going to smell bad. They want to have showered. They'll probably have a stinky butt. And then you put them in a room for a week with someone who's perfectly healthy. And not only do they have to take care of the sick person,

but then they're also going to get sick by the end of the week. It's going to be a great show. Thank you. Thank you. And same question to number three, please. I was a wrinkled down the gym. I know a lot about the human body. In fact Sophie, did you know that the tongue is the strongest muscle? And how about in all days we work out our strongest muscles together?

CHEERING Probably the best answer, still cheesy, but. OK, it's cheesy, but it's good. But going to the gym does not make you an expert on the body. It's like saying having a microphone makes you an expert on podcasting. Oh, it's an expensive Frankie B. Yeah, that's true. Frankie B at the gym.

Well, yeah, but at least Frankie does it with a little bit more penache. You never catch him on a flying date. Great. Second question. Oh, do all of these. I've got a passion for food. It all hangs on this. They went from three questions to two.

Geez. This is the worst. I love this show. You asked somebody two questions. They answer in punditry and you got to spend a week with them. Yes. And a man's opinion on what they eat is very important to me. So what's your views on the following?

He's like I got this. And this is to contestant number three. Do you like to eat Chinese or Indian? What? Definitely Chinese. Good choice. And do you like chocolates or boiled sweets? Definitely chocolate.

Boiled sweets? What is that? What is a boiled sweet? I don't know. Never had one. I thought she was going to say boiled peanuts. Which I love. Boiled nuts?

Being down here in the South, I love boiled peanuts. He's nuts! Now wait, hold on. You boiled nuts? Being down here in the South, I love boiled peanuts. Bees nuts! Ah! Now wait, hold on. It is universally known that besides the butter cookie, which I do believe is Irish and not actually British, but besides the butter cookie that the British have some of the worst desserts ever made. It's like pudding, you know, you can have your pudding, but pudding is like a verb

use for all kind of different stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is a boiled dessert? It's something. You don't even know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't want to know either.

What's? Excellent answer. It's like chocolate. Yeah, of course. And contestant number two, chicken or steak? Chicken. Oh my God, dude, you just gave the wrong answer there. And contestant number two, chicken steak. Chicken. Oh my God, dude, you just gave the wrong answer there. You never see chicken, never go with chicken.

Mark, you're an idiot. You've always been an idiot. Now that you're stopped dating, you know, Instagram models. You're only eating chicken. Mark, come back to the internet where you can get fucked any time you want to buy anybody you want Well, also let me say this I think It's kind of wine connoisseur you that's usually like a good wine with its day. Yeah, what do you? Yeah, that's true I mean I know there's wine as well with the chicken

Whatever you want So now I'm not really sure That you're dating coach in your head mark your fucking is all up again Chicken really Your head, Mark. Your fucking is all up again. Chicken! Really? You might as well have said none of the above, because no one likes chicken more than they like meat. Meat, the rock of ab? Definitely pizza.

Oh. Alright, bit of a cabbag. Good girl, myself. Oh! And number one, pasta or fish and chips. Fish and chips, definitely. Good, good. Good.

Crispy or peanuts? Crispy. Oh, excellent look, crispy. French fries are peanuts. Who would pick peanuts? Now one. Who picks peanuts? Number two does.

You never do with a pick peanuts. Would you like puke from someone who just drank a bottle of gig or my star? Or for layman, yawn. I'll take the puke. Then you go, you've asked your two questions, the, and it's time for you to win. There was three, am I just mad?

There was three the last time we listened. I don't know. They probably shortened up the show figuring it doesn't fucking matter anyway. What question she asks? They're never gonna get together anyway. I mean I can't imagine this ever works out in any kind of way. You literally take three strangers. Imagine that. You go, well I mean I guess there are some situations that's happened with me too, right? I mean, I know. 10 minutes to know somebody before I had sex with them. But still, you're going on a week's vacation with them. You could at least get five questions. Yeah. Yeah. Like, five seems like a, it's still a small number of questions before you go on a week's vacation. But, you know, you fellas a white this bit now who are you gonna get rid of?

Are you gonna get rid of number one? Number two are number three It's going to be number two. I know it. Yeah Of course He's not he's not for her anyway. Yeah, he's a chicken guy Chicken guys are not for this kind of girl. Yeah. This is not the kind of girl you go out with chicken.

You don't cook this girl chicken on your first date. When you're trying to impress her, you don't order chicken for her at the restaurant. You mine as well of order another guy altogether at the restaurant because it's just not what you do. You go in, you say I want a hardy piece of meat, and if you're vegetarian, that's a red wine.

Yeah, and a big glass of red wine, not some 10 year old fucking, Champley, Plampley champagne that's sitting down in your basement where all the other murdered girls are because they didn't like chicken and you decided to kill them. Was that bothered you? No.

You didn't press you. I mean, you promised to a vintage bottle of wine kind of third. Yes, you drink wine. Very fat name. Yeah, prefer a pint. That's very blue. Yes, you did turn down number two. What about that?

That's our Tim from Right Here in London. Come in Tim. APPLAUSE She's like, oh, thank God. Yeah. Yeah. And he's a chicken guy. And he's wearing jeans that are three sizes too long for him. That's such a big no-no.

I used to make this same mistake when I had to bell about him pants that would just drag on the floor. They eventually got the right size because they just dragged all the fabric off of them. It's just an automatic gym. Yeah. It was like a sandpaper. Would you like this? I don't know.

Yeah. I was going to wear my free take for six months. It's amazing with the parking lot of the fish show. We'll do for your pants. They'll smell great. They'll taste wonderful. It'll be the right size. It's a charm.

It's a charm. I never know. I'm so surprised. I'm so surprised. I'm so surprised. So when you've got one more question. That's the final two. Oh, here we go. This is changed. I think it's the last one we watched, I think, was from the early 90s, and

if you're right, this is from 2002. Okay, make it a good one. I like a man with a good sense of humor. Yes. You have got ten seconds to meet me laugh. Oh, man. You could do this on the commercial break all day long, we wouldn't get it. You could pick any continuous ten seconds of the commercial break and we would lose on this question. One. Okay Sophie, so you want to laugh? Well the only joke left on this show is the clown sitting next to me.

That's still on the fridge. Okay that's not bad. I left on this show, is the client sitting next to me? It's still on the fridge. Okay, that's not bad. No, I mean, but he also said nothing about himself, the whole entire time. Well, that's true. What did he talk? Yeah, he needs to explain that necklace.

Someone needs to explain that necklace to us. Because it looks like you have your ex-girlfriends ashes in that thing, whatever that is. Whoa. And contestant APPLAUSE Oh, wow. And contestant number three, please. Well, Sophie, as a skoser, my party trick is an impression of Silla. And in fact, I can just hear what she's thinking now.

LAUGHTER Well, Sophie, sure, if I was you, I'd pick number three. I have a lot, a lot of laughs. Hi, Kay. Hi, hi. If you really only had three seconds to prepare for that, that was good. I'm really so, but I thought that was brilliant.

I really did. Now it's making your mind up time. So who are you going to choose from out of those two? Is it going to be? Number one on number three It's gonna have to be number one Wrong totally wrong number three was the best Number three was absolute as number one got stinky braid. Yeah, he's got the stinky hem necklace that probably smells like

Pachouli and sandalwood He's one of those guys who's got incense at home for no particular reason whatsoever. Just burns it. Yeah Here is Jeld to the Maximax Well, they know but yeah number three. it ain't over yet. Number three, it's not over yet. You just have to make yourself scarce for a minute because you two might change your mind. You all right, sweetheart?

Oh! This is a twist in turn. We didn't expect from the last time we reviewed these videos. You were stuck. You were stuck. Whoever you picked, that was it. But it seems like now there's a twist where the second runner up goes away for a minute. And if she doesn't like number one,

she gets to go with number three. Let's see. Well, maybe this is your blind date for this evening, Sophie. You chose number one. That was Chris from Birmingham, coming Chris. MUSIC PLAYS MUSIC PLAYS She's like, Chris from Birmingham coming Chris She's like I have number two and number three back yes, I'd like to go all the way back to number two

Well, so he's three pop what's think? The muted impressions of our Chris. Nice eyes. That's what you think of our Sophie. Are you with a card? We can't do this yet. Well, Sophie's made a bed, but she doesn't necessarily have to lie in it because over the break, she's going to decide whether Chris is really what she came here for.

Now, will Sophie date? Oh, will she ditch? Find out, that's a break. See the date? Or ditch? Jator ditch. Wow. OK, now this is a good question.

Now, I wonder, this to me is a good twist right here that you have two to pick from instead of just one. I'd love to see one where it doesn't work out. And then someone actually has to pick another person all together. I'm just fast-forwardinging through the commercials because this has commercials in Sometimes hard to find these videos online sans commercials, right? And so you just have to kind of take what you can get the funny thing is that someone actually Recorded this way back in the day and then decided they were gonna pop it on just for shits and giggles

Hello, and welcome back now before before the break, Sophie chose Chris. At home, you've already seen what Sophie's flatmate, Andra thinks she should do. Yeah. Oh, wow. What will Sophie decide? Is it a heart date or the cold shoulder? Now, Sophie, come on.

Is it thumbs up or thumbs down? We need a little bit of help from our crowd out here. What shall she do, everyone? Let's go, it's absolutely clear to me what you should do after listening to the crowd. I know. Yeah, how are they going to know? You're choice, Sophie. Are you going to date? Or are you going to ditch?

I'm going to ditch. Oh, are you gummed to ditch? I'm going to ditch. Oh, boom! Wow. You know what's worse than not getting picked on blind date? I bet he wished he just got trapped or not. I know. I bet he wished he had been the first guy out the door because then at least you have you can save some face

I know Basler number two the first guy that got dropped right at least he could say well She didn't see me before I wouldn't have this guy got to see she loved his personality, but she's like that fuck that I wonder she's still single But I do think number three is But I do think number three is the best day. It is, yes. Just like those lovely eyes, well, you've been well and truly ditched Chris.

What will you make? Say back, oh. I'm not going on. I'm afraid you're going over there tonight. Oh, never mind. I thought you were gorgeous then, you know. It's a saving night for you. Oh, man. He was so close to dating the hottest girl he's ever dated and he got to go on a week's long vacation with her.

He literally have a week to convince her to let him touch her boob. I mean, he had a whole week. I don't think he had anything up in the tank upstairs. So I got it. I do get it. How could she? She would have been able to convince her. What time?

He wouldn't have been able to convince her. No, it would have been a long week of her giving her, her giving him weird looks. I'm tired. Yeah, I'm tired. Hey, you want to come down, Fadana? You haven't seen you in six days. We got one more night here.

Oh no, I'm menstruating. I didn't menstruate for six months in a row now. It's all coming out. So no. Okay, now there's no turning back now. There's no more choices. Here is your blind date for this evening. You chose number three that was Leon from Liverpool. Come in, Leon. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, she does not like him. APPLAUSE

Oh, Leon. Oh, Leon, see how. Well. Now, Leon, I was a bit worried there, because she did not like the impression of me. No, no. You know, you nearly blew it, but now you've got it! What do you think? Speechless.

Speechless. Where are you going to choose where you're going on your date? It's a lady. The lady. Not so. Open your door, what does it say? Russia! A dead to the Maldives?

Oh! Man! Well, you just fucked it up, young lady. And this guy's about to get a free trip to the Maldives. And I say the first thing you do, buddy, whatever your name is, Carlos, whatever. Go to the bar, get yourself shit faced, and find another girl to be attracted to,

because this girl ain't gonna give you shit. Ha-ha-ha. I'm attracted to because this girl ain't gonna give you a good ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wow this is so good you're off to the magnificent mull days the cheer of this I know she's so

she's like oh no she's not one of these people that has a great poker face look on her face do you think it has to do with the skin color? I'm just I don't want to her face. Yeah, do you think it has to do with the skin color? I'm just, I don't wanna make assumptions here, but do you think that's something to do with this skin color?

Could be. Could be. But I mean, but he was the best choice. He was the best choice. I think, everything. He seems sincere. He was kind of funny.

He's a good-looking guy. And, you know, these other two twods in the back, they deserve to be in the back. Maybe he just looked really good against those other two, though. Yeah, that's true. It's like a slim figure. Yeah, it's like if you put the commercial break against two other podcasts that had one episode

and no longer broadcast. Yeah, exactly. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We grew Ben Fushi Island Resort. Try saying that with these teeth. LAUGHTER You'll try your hand at snorkeling amidst the coral reefs and deep sea fishing in the crystal blue waters which were being ferried off to your very own private island. Oh, way, this coffee bag. We're an intimate. She's like, I won't even make it to the trip.

Yeah. I accidentally miss my flight four times in a row. We're an intimate. She's like, I won't even make it to the trip. I accidentally miss my flight four times in a row. Candle it dinner, I won't you. Perfect. Okay, perfect, yeah. It says here, let's open your private castaway island together. You'll find love and never want to be rescued. No. Oh, I'm so pleased for you both.

Ladies and gentlemen, wish them well. Sophie and Leo! Wow, that's super uncomfortable. Very. They're together. They're together just two people that is met for the first time. Yeah, that's true. So maybe it takes, maybe it'll take a minute. It's like married at first sight. Yeah. There's a lot of those couples. They do not like each other after the wedding, but then they end up somehow. Yeah.

Still not liking each other. Say come on, say it. First impressions do mean a lot. Now, it's not that they can't be changed, but that girl was giving him an each shit look, the entire time that she was up there for bastard because honestly, that girl's super attractive. Yeah.

Super attractive. And that's like the third blind date we reviewed. And the third? Never thought, what about when they came out, like a cat suit? I know. And that's like the third blind date we reviewed. And the third. I remember that one when they came out like a cat suit. I know. She was like, they're finding the best with looking women in the UK. And the ones guys.

Yes. Maybe that's just the way it is over there in the UK. Yeah, you know, I don't know. I love the accent. I love the comedy. There's a good looking British guy or two. Who's out there, that Comberbatch kid? Oh, in general, now I'm talking about the accent. I love the comedy. There's a good looking British guy or two. Who's out there? That cumberbatch kid. Oh, in general, now I'm talking about the show. No, I know, but I'm saying like as a people. There's a lot of so many beautiful women and then, yeah, I guess there's beautiful and

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