The Commercial Break - Now Transmitting Transmution

Episode Date: July 4, 2022

Send check out aisle seem to be propagating through every store, everywhere. Only one problem...no one knows the right way to use them. Bryan included. The new trend in shoplifting is to scan a small dollar items in place of the real large dollar item. Bryan watched a few kids in action and chose not to be a hero, or get shot! Finally, The Light Language queen is a woman who has learned to talk in, well, Light Language. While no none, including her, understands what exactly that is, Bryan and Krissy try to transmute and give it a go! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I am, I'll get back to another episode of the commercial break on Brian Green. This is my dear friend, co-host, cohort, co-criminal and crime. Kristen Joy, how they best you a crazy. Hi, Bessie Brian. And Bessie, you're out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. It's not for everybody. But we're right here.

We're right here, just in case you want to pack the other fiction. 30 seconds or less, or your money back guarantee tcb podcast dot com to claim your returns Good luck to you sir Look like a love if you don't get it Okay, that's enough foolishness Brian. Let's get right into it Okay, so, question. When you go to the grocery store, are you prone to go to the self checkout?

Oh, you know, the grocery store and myself have a very soared relationship. A soared in relationship with the grocery store. Mm-hmm. So when I was young, I'll tell you, so you didn't expect the answer, did you? No, I didn't. Okay, so when I was young, my mom, there were three of't expect the answer did you know it didn't okay so when I was young

My mom there were three of us girls and there were four boys in your household So when my mom would go and I would usually go whether I was the oldest we would go and I mean at some points I had to go get a second shopping cart. She would load up on so much stuff I mean we just it's so much Really every time I hated it really hated going to the grocery store. So when I told her, I remember I said this to her, and when I'm older, when I'm an adult, I'm just gonna go as needed once a day.

Of course, that has not happened, as I've gotten older, and also too, with the rise of Instacart, I mostly order my stuff now, and then pick it up at the store. I park in a certain space. They come and deliver groceries to me. I've enjoyed that. But I'm sure it's interesting. But I also would if it depends on how many items I have. Okay, so let me ask. So let me let me review this. I have gone to the self. So your mom had a problem over shopping. Right. She would go to the store when she was hungry so to speak.

And then she just filled the card up. Once every two weeks or something, it would be just this big, huge amount to my mom too. Yeah, but we never got, we never got to go into the store with her. Oh, I did. We always had to sit out in the car. You did? No.

But not by ourselves, but you was always, it was a mom dad thing. Mom would make a big list. Yes. We would all hop in the car. And then my dad would drive around the parking lot endlessly along my mom was shopping for hours. But she would come out with like 300 bags, right? Yeah, my dad would be at work, and my mom would take us,

and we could have all these. I'm the exact opposite. I really enjoy my grocery store shopping. Yeah, no, I enjoy it. And I do it probably once, at least once every other day. I go in, I do. That's a free shopping.

No, Astrid also does also, but I'm the kind of guy who goes in for like three items, but then comes out with 30, right? Well, I do that's a free top. Astrid also does also, but I'm the kind of guy who goes in for like three items, but then comes out with 30 Right, I have a list of one thing to get Target is for sure with me that way Astrid hates because I'll be like honey I gotta go to public and I'm gonna go get let's say soap, right? Yes, and she'll go okay get some strawberries while you're there for the kids Right, and I will go to the store and I will come home and then I will spend $100 at the grocery store and I will forget the soap and the fucking strawberry.

I can't think of, I make a list. I can't come up for that. I know, but I just forget. I don't know, I just, doesn't even, I'm like, oh, look at this, this is cool. I like cereal. You're not like, your notes feature on your iPhone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, smart ass, I know what it means. I, that's why we have so much hot sauce. You just enjoy getting out of the house. I just what it is. Well's why we have so much hot sauce. You just enjoy getting out of the house. I just what it is. Well, everybody does. You know, no, you don't enjoy getting out of the house. You don't like walking outside of your house.

You do, I walk around my, you know, general area. But you could stay at your house like all day long and I be bothered by it. Yeah, no. The bothers the shit out of me. I have to leave the house at least one next day. Everything in there. I've ordered it all in Amazon.

Yeah, exactly. All right. So your name is an analyst and I'm sure you namazons all the time. Yeah, exactly. All right, so your name is, and listen, I'm sure you're like a lot of people have decided, especially during the pandemic, have decided that all that you care to do is just have it all delivered if possible. And then when needed, you'll go occasionally to the grocery store.

So you and Jeff don't go grocery store shopping together. And we do. Oh, you do? Yeah. Okay. We do. So my whole point in this is, I was wondering. But you get a bunch of stuff you don't need.

That's why I kinda like, I go back and play. So I'll do the Instacart because you're just ordering exactly what you came there to order. And then it gets placed into the bags and you pick it up. Yeah, I know. It's a bit of a... You go into the store, it's a sensory overload. The old expression is.

That's what you didn't realize you knew you needed. Go into the grocery store when you're hungry. Oh, yes, you didn't do that. That's the old expression. And that didn't realize you knew you needed. Go into the grocery store when you're hungry. That's the old expression. And that's everybody does that. It's like going into target. You cannot leave target for less than $100 because it's impossible to do that

because target has everything you could ever want and ever need. And it's put in the strategically placed to make you walk through things you don't want so that when you get the stuff you do want, you've already loaded up on shit. Well, our prescriptions are at target. So whenever I go to get the stuff you do want, you've already loaded up on shit, you never. Our prescriptions are at target. So whenever I go to get the prescriptions,

then if it's a weight, then I'm like, let me just browse around. Yeah, that's bad. The other day I was looking at space eaters. And I'm like, it's fucking 110 degrees outside, but they have a space eater sale. I'm like, well, what are the best times you do? That's the best time to order.

It's like buying Christmas. Christmas ordinance the day after Christmas. Christmas, yes. Ordinments the day after Christmas. Or in July. Okay. The reason why I ask is, you know, almost every store now has the self checkout. Yes.

And Publix, which has kind of buck the trend and mainly only has cashiers because the way that they win, they charge more on groceries, but they have just like a step up on products. It's not whole foods, but it's not Walmart, right? They have a step up on products or some... Are angles.

Yeah, they're big. They're big. They're big. I've actually been to a few big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big goals, excuse me, who are not out of North Georgia. In North Georgia? Yes, they are.

I'm like holy shit, when did angles get their shit together? When did big, big, big, big, big, big, big, an experience to show? So I go into the publics a couple of weeks ago and they are installing the self-checkout, which surprised me because they have not traditionally had them in most stores that I go into.

You mean I go down and downtown. Okay, so we got them and then I'm like, okay, this is great, but what I realize about the self-checkout and. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Please wait for it to exist in. But what I realize about the self checkout and Please wait for a system. Yes. Fuck man. Fuck. Val valid ID required a please wait for a system.

And then you stand there for four fucking minutes. The kids are chewing gum over there talking about, you know, whatever the latest space case Instagram bullshit is and you're like, hello, hello, hello. You have exceeded your time, please see and attend it. What I noticed is that everybody who thinks the day may be saving time, everybody who uses the self-checkout with the exception of me is a fucking moron because they bring three shopping carts worth of shit. And then they don't know how to scan it. No.

They don't know how to bag it. They need assistance on everything. The bag in system is a little weird. Okay, it's convoluted. I get it. Yeah. Because sometimes you're just placing something over there, but then it alerts.

There should be a twenties. Taken out of the bag. And you're like, I didn't put it in the bag. Please place item in bag. Please place item in bag to continue place item in bag. Now they finally got wise and they have the skip bagging button, but here's the reality. If you have more than 20 items,

don't go through the self checkout. That's true, because you're just jamming up the whole system. Let the professionals handle it, right? They know how to scan quick. They know the numbers by you. You're gonna figure in conveyor belt. I know, they have a conveyor belt. What could be better than a conveyor belt?

When it comes to quick large grocery shop. If I had a conveyor belt, then you can also just do that. Now, I say all of this to say that yesterday, we went to the grocery store and we go with the kids and we have a few things that we're gonna get and $280 later with the groceries. We have an entire cart worth of crap that we don't need, right?

And the lines are long, so we pull into the self checkout. I'm like, I can get this done quick. I know this is against my own philosophy, but I know how to scan shit quick. 37 minutes later, 16 assistencies later, and many, many people behind me, extraordinarily pissed off.

I finally got through it. My son was scanning stuff like I would be scanning something and my son would come back behind me. He'd take it, he'd run around the cart and he'd scan it again. And I only met him. That's it. It was like taking stuff off the,

off the, you know, like the, whatever, the gum, gum rack and scanning it. I'm like, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, I think there should be rules around the self checkout. It is proven that the stores who have put in self, the now the stores are going almost all checkout. Like at Walmart now, the one near my house, there are 30 self on each side of the store.

There are 15 self checkouts, right? It's a, you have to like stand in the line and then there's 15 of them in this big circle. It's crazy. Everybody's doing self-checkout, but it has been proven, and I've read articles about this, that it actually takes longer time.

It's less efficient for us as the customer to self-check out. It's better for the store, because they don't pay somebody. Sure. But it's less efficient, but there should be some simple fucking rules around this. Yeah, but these are five items or less type thing.

I think 20 is okay. I could get it. Like, okay, all right. And we all say that, you know, 15 items are... There's gotta be a mess up in 20. Yeah, and how many of us actually adhere to that rule? Do you know how fucking pissed I get when there's a guy in there with 17 items

and it says 15 items or less, or 11 items and it's 10, you know, a pissed I get and then I'm the asshole who is like, well, I just have 11. You can't be that bad. Or I try and hide one item behind the other one. I'm like, okay. So I get there's exceptions to every rule.

There's a new scam that's going around that I think is really just horrible. And here's what it is. Guys, people go to Walmart. They'll take advantage of the fact that you can now check out with anything on these self-checkouts. So people are going to Walmart. They're putting TVs on their carts, and they're getting like a box of, you know, hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba gum.

And they're scanning the hubba, hubba, and they're walking out with the television. Really? Yes. This is how this is going down. This is an aha moment. This is an aha moment. This is happening, and there is so much video how this is going down. This is an aha moment. This is an aha moment. This is happening and there is so much video of this happening out there.

And now what there is not video of is do they get caught walking out of the store? Because Walmart a lot of times as people standing there and you got to show them, they're pretty good about it. Like you got to imagine a company like Walmart, they lose billions of dollars. They call it loss prevention. The loss prevention numbers must be huge at Walmart.

But what some of these videos make it appear as if people are getting away with it at least, right? Yes. They'll have a $50 item, they'll scan a $3, you know, scan a banana. And then they'll walk out the door with a scan the banana twice. I would never think to do that.

I'm sure I wouldn't get away with it. I know, I know. I know. I'd be in a handcuffs before I even got out the self-checkout area. Like just thinking it. Just thinking it. I know. I know. I've been in handcuffs before. I even got out the self-check out there. Just thinking it. Just thinking it. I'm already in trouble.

I'm already in trouble. But I find this to be, I don't know, it's kind of, I feel like this might be our culture a little bit. It's kind of like the get away with it culture, right? It's not about whether or not it's right or wrong. It's about whether or not we can get away with it. And I think that there's a lot of examples of people and power and all kind of stuff, right? That they it's kind of like if we can get away with it, then it's fine.

Because we got away with it. So why is it wrong if we got away with it? But this is so funny to me. So I saw a video the other day I was watching this video about the guy with the TV and the whole thing and I'm like, that crazy can't even put this Christy It's Christy man Christy man Christy you're crazy I don't know what it's from but it's just funny. It's funny. Um, so the other day I Go to Target. I'm at the self checkout, I'm standing waiting for one of those things to open, and there's a couple teenagers that are standing there, right? And they have like,

let's call it five pieces. They're working there. They're shopping. They're checking out. Yes. And these are the kind of kids instantaneously that you know, you never want them to date your daughter. You never want them driving. You were mute, thank you. They were me. Yes. And they have like, let's call it five pieces of clothing, couple shorts, a T-shirt, and then some kind of electronic device,

like a boom box or something, right? Not a boom box, 19, maybe two. Dude, like Jeff Jam records. Like a Bluetooth. Yeah, like a sonos, but not a sonos, right? Right, a portable speaker. Portable speaker. My guess is probably a $100 item.

Right. And I watch these kids as they scan the clothing. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. And then they scan the piece of clothing and then they scan one of the pieces of clothing twice and then they stick the speaker into the cart, right? I watched it go down.

I watched it go down. I watched the scam in action and I couldn't believe it. Now, Carmen- Do you have your megaphone with you? I wish I did. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo You should just take that with you. So did you pay for that boom box? What's a boom box? You know what I mean, dip shit.

Scan that fucking piece of machinery you got there. I watched this go down, I didn't say a fucking word. You know I don't say a fucking word because I don't wanna get shot because I said something. Well that's true, that's the point. People are crazy, they're crazy in this town. I ever read about a guy who got shot

because he, The mayonnaise on the subway, that's crazy. We're not talking about a subway. You weren't talking about a subway sandwich. I told you somebody was no good. Someone died. They died because they put mayonnaise on a sandwich. That's insane.

I know. That's insane. They catch that guy. Good thing, God. He's going to jail for the rest of his life because he killed somebody because he didn't like mayonnaise on his sandwich. I told you subway was no good.

Don't trust subway. We're doing a whole episode on subway. We'll get there. We're doing a whole episode on subway. But I watched this all go now and I just realized like it's just to get away with the culture. It's to get away with the culture and it fucking sucks. You know why it fucking sucks?

Cause it ruins it for the rest of us. That's why. Listen, have I ever done anything bad in my life? Of course I have. Is there gray areas? Of course there are. You know, life is not black and white. It's one of the few lessons that I've understood

in this particular go around the fucking universe. Is that life is not simple. It's not black and white always. And there are some things where you're just like, you know, okay, well, I'm gonna break the room. It's a Mayan fire. It's a Mayan fire ceremony. And we're all, you know, the fire twinglers or whatever they call them. Speaking of fire twinglers, fucking. Fire twinglers.

You know what I was thinking about this the other day, like go and do a, okay. So get away with the culture. It sucks, that's all I gotta say. So I was thinking about this the other day, like go and do a, okay, so get away with the culture, sucks, that's all I gotta say. So I was thinking about this the other day, you know, you go to the festivals, like the hippie hippie festivals, you know, the party in the woods and all this other stuff, and everyone's twirlin' batons and fire spitting and spitting and you know, they do this, all this stuff. And I've always been a little bit annoyed by this, and I don't know why. It's not because I don't know why. It's not because I don't like it,

it's some of it's very beautiful, right? Some of it I think could be considered art. And some of it's just really shitty. It's like, you know, a guy takes two yo-yos and is spinning him around his head while they're flaming on fire, killing everybody in the process. And it's like, it's shitty,

but then it's like, hell yeah, at the same time. It's like, please stop, but don't stop at the same time. We're at a festival like this. Yes, recently in my head, my favorite dream, with Bert Kreischer and the guy from base video. When did you watch his time? I was watching a video of him.

A forest festival. I was watching a video of Envision and the video was 10 people high at Envision in favor of all talking. They were all on LSD or something. They were out there, right? And one guy, he had these, do you remember the round circular? It looks like, literally looks like a circle disc. It's got a hole in the middle. It's like, and then you would throw it.

It's like a frisbee. Yeah, frisbee, but it's got no, yeah, it's got no middle, right? It's a frisbee thing. Some guy in the background of one of these he had no He said him on fire and he was doing this whole number He was like spinning him around his head and and one of them and backwards In a girl in the chest

It was hot fire and I was like that fucking asshole That's the kind of guy you ate in a festival. Yeah, let me bring my fire Let me bring my fire to envision festival. Leave it alone. They should have an area. Nufstead the girls will have the fire balls. You know what I'm talking about? The big fiery things on the chain and they're swinging them around them.

You know, it's Dave Matthews concert. I'm like, Dave fucking Matthews, chill out. He's not that good. You see, you do that at the dead show. That at the Dave Matthews chill out. He's not that good. You see if you do that at the dead show. That of the Dave Matthews show. DMV. Oh my god DMV. Do you like DMV? Nostalgically I do. As at the service station. Not service station. What service station? Boombox. What is the service station? What is your boombox?

What is your boombox? It's getting some petrol. What do I talk about? I've been sucking 1982's COVID and said me back there. My boom Getting some petrol What do I talk about I've been sucking 1982's covid and sent me back 30 years I'm at the you know gas station. No, not the gas station the I'm at the dealership at the service department. And I'm dropping the car off and I'm getting another car. It's COVID-brain, I'm telling you. Yeah, it's COVID-brain. I had a little bit of fault.

Yeah, it's a foggy. Yeah, it's a foggy. I mean, it just be like too many children running around this house. Could be bluebrain, but it could be. I'm tired. It's not blue balls, bluebrain. Bluebrain. I'm tired of fucking yelling at blue. I'm tired of fucking yelling at blue. I'm tired of fucking yelling at blue. Just be too many children running around this house. Could be blue brain, but it could be.

I'm tired. It's not blue balls, blue brain. Blue brain. I'm tired of fucking yelling at blue all the time. Stop shit in the house. Don't piss there. Stop barking. Don't go here.

Go there. La, la, la. So there's a black guy behind the counter, right? And we're talking about something, about cars. And then on pops that song, what a ranger shine. R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r start humming it, I'm like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. And then out loud with my, using my outside voice for an inside conversation, I say, I don't know why I'm fucking humming in this song, I hate Dave Matthew.

And the guy goes, and I go, do you like Dave Matthew? He's like, he's like, this guy's gonna like Dave Matthew. And he's like, nah man, not my thing. I'm like, it's pretty white, isn't it? He goes, it's really white. It goes, it's like the epitome of white music. Look, you got it. I don't even do white for me, but listen, no offense to Dave Mathews.

He's fine. Whatever. Nice guy. Met him. He's a nice guy. This is central control. This is central control. Dan Bye.

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a short break to hear from them, and then we'll be back to this episode of The Commercial Break. I was trolling on the internet. As I do. Speaking of Invision Festival. Yes, you're in a swirl. I want to get in a little bit. I want to do a little investigating around some of these online meditation and light healers and wind workers. Wind healers. I'm a wind worker. Brian asks, she'll say to you.

I'm a wind worker. What am I doing? You're still doing it. Hey, we're still doing it. Thanks for joining the commercial break today. We can start as like $150 per person for you to be in a certified wind. I would certify you. I would certify you.

Yeah, that's the certification process. The's right. That's right. I went to a tantra conference with like a tantra workshop. There's no regulation in any of those. No sex by the way. It's not it was not it was but tantra whatever. I don't get it in tantra, but it was those tantra. It was not a sex workshop. It was not like a big orgy. It was around meditation and healing and stuff like this. And I really got into it. I sex workshop, it was not like a big orgy. It was around meditation and healing and stuff like this. And I really got into it. I really felt like it was good vibes is what it was. I had a weekend of really good vibes

and prostate vasages. It was awesome. Well, there was a lot of close contact at some point. Did you see any cock two pays? No, but there were a couple older gentlemen I'm sure would have loved to show them. There was like, there was the three day weekend, right? Of course, there was a three day weekend,

immersive experience. And I was amongst, it was an immersive experiences, right? And it was amongst friends, listen, there was a lot of hugging and a lot of massaging and stuff like that, but no sex whatsoever. However, on the last day, as we were getting started, I was implied. The teacher was like, oh However, on the last day, as we were getting started, the teacher was like,

oh, this is the last day of our journey, our ascension, level one, tantra teaching. There will be an additional course offered later on this evening. We will be doing demonstrative prostate massages for next year, 2019. Yeah. And I was fucking holy shit. And my friend goes, oh yeah, man,

it's, you gotta, you gotta stick around for this one. We're gonna demonstrate how to do the prosaim as I, I think they're gonna demonstrate how to do the prosaim as I, it's like, oh yeah, they get up there and they do the whole thing. And I'm like, they do a prosaim as I, you made it that far. I did not make it that far.

I cut it. No, one thing you made it that far, three days, you might as well. I love it. I just like. I cut that. No, one thing you made at that far over three days. Not as well, too bad. I loved it. I just felt so good afterwards. I don't believe in a lot of the, you know, Cockney stuff. It's just not for me.

I'm a little, I'm a pragmatic, pragmatic, pragmatic, pragmatic, this. I just, you know, I don't need to believe that my yoni can talk to aliens. Like I just see my ancient ancestors are flowing through my third eye. I tend to think of things as like a general good vibe. If a crystal helps you're in there, maybe, yes. But yeah, we can't.

There's an extreme. The funny thing about it, there's an extreme. And a lot of people take it there. I do. They want to believe. There's nothing about it, there's nothing extreme. And a lot of people take it there. I do. They wanna believe. The funny thing in my heart is, I do have an affinity to be taken by this kind of good energy

that comes with a lot of this stuff. Of course. And I do believe that you vibrate at a certain level and if you vibrate higher, you're gonna feel better, absolutely. But some people, they just take it way too fucking far. They think that good vibes means that, you know, they're, I don't know, they're...

Well, I think some people are missing something. And so you're, you know, you're... Well, mental health, I think, certainly, it throws a challenge. It's true. It's yes. But there are people online, these certified, you know, Yoni therapists or whatever.

They're not certified by anybody, that's the problem. They make up these organizations and then they certify each other. And for what? I don't know, what is it doing? Who knows? Why? I don't care.

Like, as long as I'm, there are people out there that are charging really fucking good money, five, six, seven, 800, thousands of dollars to attend retreats and buy online courses about shit that is just quite frankly unbelievable. And I found a girl and this is, I won't be the first person who's had this discussion

about this particular girl. And I'd like to get into the topic of these kind of, let's call them, Hoki Poki coaches, right? Poki Poki coaches. And they take it a little bit too far. They take it a little bit too far. It's the prostate massage. This is like the live prostate massage of meditation. It's like it was all good. So you decided to do a live prostate massage there in the room.

Smelled funky. Okay, I want ever. Oh, it's not our. Hey, George, what's she doing? I want everybody to meet our new friend. I'll let her introduce herself. Of course, she's a beautiful girl. And I think you can only be certified if you're beautiful. That's right. Well, it certainly doesn't hurt. Yeah, selling courses and And or have a man bun Yeah, I have a man bun, which I'll never have so I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be one of these coaches anytime soon Let's see what she has to offer. She is selling light

Talking light as always it is truly such an honor to connect with you. Thank you for tuning in. And welcome to this quantum timeline shift of a video, whether you are familiar with light language or it is new to you or it says that you've been tapping into casually and you want to come along. I'm a casual chat. I'm a casual light language guy yeah I only do it on the weekend casual it happens I casually talk to my internet sisters on Tuesday nights something me and my friends get together to do I'm not that

I'm not totally crazy whether you hear finding more interest about my videos you think I'm not totally crazy. Whether you hear finding more interesting about my videos, or you think I'm completely full of sheave. Welcome. I'm great for daddy. No, she talks. She's an alien. Dude. Or you just like hearing about it?

Welcome. And I am so excited for this video. Did you see that editing? Did you see that editing? She edited the word welcome into there. She said welcome five times and then edited an additional welcome. Let's go back there for the benefit of the kids at home. Hearing about it. Welcome. I'm so excited to do this video because if you know me then you know light language is such a big part of my life. It's like you know me, you know Lylanguage. You know me, welcome. Then you know that it's a huge part of my life. Welcome. I've been

selling courses and making a lot of money up dumbasses. Welcome. Welcome. Light language has been able to do for me and what I've been able to do with light language, whether it's healings or blessings or offerings or activations. Light language is so powerful. It's I'm able to do blessings with it. Maybe this. Hold on. I'm on to something here.

Maybe this light language can activate the commercial back listeners to pay for our Patreon. We need it. Words, and truly that's actually like the whole concept with light language, where one sound of an authentic attuned high frequency channel of light language is worth a billion words. And- Wait, hold on.

The idea of lightwing. I know. I'm following on behalf of everybody else. So here, I'll just recap what she said. She said, that is the idea behind light language is that the frequency of the light language is tuned into the light language. So she just used the word light language

to describe what light language is. Welcome. Welcome. Even beyond that. All right, so let's just get right into it. So, light language is a cosmic channeled language that is a transmission of frequency that speaks directly to your soul. It speaks directly to your American Express. My light language communicates directly with your PayPal. Yep. Welcome.

Penetrating past any distortions, programings, or blockages that have been created by the mind, by the ego, by trauma, by projections of society. Brian, I'm blocked. Totally blocked. I can't do. I haven't taken a good shit in three days. I'm all blocked up. Maybe you can activate my balls. I can use them.

You speak to me in a light language. Yes, I need to do a yony massage first, Chrissy. Oh, welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Best to you. Best to you. My Venmo is at Brian, PCP. There's specific meanings that have been imprinted into them through previous experience or a projected experience. And so with that, there are words, hold certain meanings.

And maybe it's experience or projected, it could be either, could be anything. Basically anything could be anything in light language. Yeah, exactly. Light language could be anything. And for 99, 99, I can help you with anything. Welcome for the small donation of 99, 99 per month.

I'm going to teach you light language, which could be anything. Welcome. Right, welcome. Was meant to mean something, can actually translate and mean something completely different to someone because they have a certain awareness in them. Actually, I think we found our new,

I think we found our new freaky V. Spoken for three minutes, nothing said a fucking word. Yeah, just circles, but you know there's people at home that are like, something, I need to activate. Yeah, she's pretty. She's pretty. It's wearing a lot of rings. I want to be pretty. And how blue are those eyes? Those have to be contacts, right? I remember those colored contacts. Oh, yeah, they still have them.

Who's she? It with those specific words. So with light language, it transmutes past all of that. Transmute. Oh, transmutes. You have not heard about transmuting. Yeah, yeah. Is that same as transmutating?

It's transmission. It's transmission. I don't know if you've ever transmuted it. But there's transmission. I don't know if you've ever transitioned. I don't know about transmitting. There's transmitting, which is what we do. The commercial break transmits. The transmuting, does that mean mute? Transmuting is happening as we're speaking.

We're actually transmuting. People are muting in our podcast. The commercial break is literally a transmission Welcome it's up for everybody heart Where when attuned to the frequency and to your channel accurately One sound through light language is worth I feel like I'm 100.3

Yeah, it's much my frequency. I'm 99.X. Everybody is working for the weekend. That's too cruel. That's my energy. I don't give a fuck about Transmusion. I care about the five o'clock Friday whistle. Rockin' So much more meanings that are really worth and the more the sound frequencies that come through light language are far more powerful to convey messages and meanings and also transcend dimensions to again stream through, bring through higher people. I don't know about you. I don't know about you, Chrissy, but she had me at welcome everything else we're going through time dimensions, we're transmutions and we're transmutions something means something means something anything can mean anything for spectra, you see her hands she's like

bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang for those of you that are listening you can go youtube.com slash the commercial Grass blockages. You see her hands. She's like Bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung It for those of you that aren't listening you can go youtube.com slash the commercial brightness will be on in a few days it'll be up there, but what she's doing is she taking her hand Yeah, karate. She's doing like gentle karate like imagine a cat making muffins, right? She's like making muffins in front of the camera every time she says something She's making another muffin. We're going to another dimension another dimension here we go Seas of light consciousness love connection a new perspective inspiration motivation You love me

You know all of that through in a condensed form so with this everyone can Distill it down. Yeah, condense it down and do a basic job. This is the condensed milk of light language. I'm going to give it to you in little nuggets. So you can you too can understand. Are you following me? I understand a fucking word you're saying, lady. Has the ability to speak light language?

However, it is necessary that one is attuned to an authentic, real, true, embodied frequency of light when channeling light language. That is the difference between one just speaking gibberish and making sounds and one actually channeling light language. How do you know that? Yeah, how do you know that I'm seared tuned into the right channel? I mean, that's a set of happen.

Are you saying it's a version? Are you real? Do you have a boom box that we can check? We can check? Because I'm not convinced. That's the difference between one speaking gibberish. She's basically calling herself out right now. Of source, that awareness, that intention, and that connection to light is required.

So that's a big thing. That's kind of like a huge thing. That's kind of an old saying awareness. Connect the last 17 minutes of me transmuting on your face, laying a big transmission dump on this video and and I'm gonna walk away right now and say that's it That's the whole bag. It's a kid in Cabuto. If If you don't have transmission dialed in the right way, it's just gibberish Now let me speak some gibberish He's required like it's not light language unless the person is actually connected to light

and channeling through that frequency. Otherwise, it is the light. I don't know. It is something else. And the way you know that light language is real is you can feel it. It is a frequency of the sequence. I can feel it right now. It's flying right on your pocket. I can actually smell it. Yeah, I can feel my amics lifting out of my pocket and I could smell the hot dump you just took. It is crazy. It is an energy, it is a transmission that is felt. Light language can be used for healings, for activations of encoded wisdom, or skipping lines of Disney World. Do it again.

Do it again. Visions. You're getting the best seats to the Black Eyed Peabre Union. Ha, ha, ha. You're a better dancer. Oh, no, let me get the light. The DMB concert. You got a free beer. Everything

give it. It comes into two. Your land rover gets out of the shop a couple days earlier. Your pool guy fixed the spot. It's all coming together. It's how it happens when you're tuned with light. Whereness is in perspective perspectives perhaps pass lives. Light language can also be used as a blessing, as in offering, as a prayer, and again what is required. Speaking of offering,

I'm offering this video on Patreon for $199.99. Because when I get that money, I'll be able to get my land rover out of the shop a couple days earlier. That's right. I'm transmuting my land rover out of the shop. For any of these things and what differentiates the purpose of and the result of the light language is the intention.

It is the awareness. It is the attunement. So again, it is the attunement. So again, this is so edited. It's so highly edited. Yeah, every sentence is another cut. Which is fine. Listen, it's hard to, I mean, you know, we do, it's hard to bullshit.

Yeah, it's hard to bullshit all day long. And we don't do any cuts. And that's probably why this show is shitty. We should start highly editing the show. I have a friend who edits out every breath he takes on his podcast. And I'm like, dude, why are you doing that? He's like, I just can't take it.

I can't take to hear those breaths. And I think to myself, but it sounds so unnatural. Right, you got to let your love lie inside. You got to be in a detune. Yeah. You got to have some transmution there, bro. If, bro, if you're not 100% light, you're not going to be able to hear the light.

And then how are you going to activate? Welcome. Welcome. I'd fade this girl just to shut up. I was sitting at the room with her. It's not moving your hands so much. It's driving me crazy. Language yet not everyone is able to and nor is everyone. And that's not to say like, oh, not everyone is able to know is everyone. Was there a, if you want to throw

a noun in there or something? I feel like she cut out a noun. Yeah. Or actually a tune to a frequency. She thought this is funny. Yeah. Fucked up. She's like, I can't believe I made a million dollars last year off this. Fuck all that an a-tunement shit. I'm going to FIPS Plaza. Through the actual result and tangible material shift change and experience

material material material material making muffins on making muffins on YouTube I'm in a material material my land road

I need some new tires material Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, actively shift hands. This light language. Man, this light language, we really missed the boat on this podcasting. We should have been all about the light language. We gotta have like a, I mean, the magic. We got these lights. Yeah. I mean, that's not light language, so it's just a headache language.

Yeah. I hear what I think. Screw you, Lies, you've done anything for it. You tell me what you think, Mrs. and Mr. and otherwise, listen, he, him, she, her, the, I think we should just dedicate the next five months of the commercial break to learning how to speak light language. Speak light language.

Speak light language. And we'll all take this journey. Do you speak light? I do speak light. Okay. Yeah, Bud Light. Who we go to like another state. Oh my God. And I have you can speak my language, but do you speak light? Yeah, I speak light. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy.

I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy.

I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy.

I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. My Land Rover, I turn my Land Rover on economy when I can. When I'm driving to the city. Come on man, I'm with it. Kidding me, my pool of salt water. Saving the fishes and shit. I cut up my sparkling water plastic tops.

What do you think I am an asshole? I get it, you speak light. That's right I speak right. I live in a gated community but the gated is made of recycled titanium. Yeah. I have a solar panel on my house. It's just that for decoration, it doesn't really work. Our remote controller solar. Yeah, oh is it? That's all I think, solar panel. Yeah.

I looked into getting those solar panels holy shit. I have a yoga mat. Yeah. Like $50,000 puts solar panels on this house. Yeah. Crazy. But don't worry, they'll finance it for you. Yeah, I need to speak light and I manifest my transmission. Turning to a higher frequency as one and emitting

these frequencies of authentic energy and essence that also ripples out amplifies and emanates into the collective field. And that is what you are doing with light language. You are tapping the authentic essence or to Heather of the Heather and when you are tuned to it and you experience it You will be able to Ignolian I want to get to the part where she's going to rock it off. She's gonna start speaking Wow, where did Heather's head go? She turned me in! She hit the frequent thing! I tried, I just got exposed to diarrhea!

I hit the dino! When I tried, I just vomited blood man I guess I have to buy another course she is you were talking to the correct tuning into the absolute right frequency that is truly is a swirth this girl is so full of it. She hasn't said a fucking thing. No.

And a divine force that is beyond you, channeling through you, where different tones, different frequencies, different sounds, different words that you may not have. Ah, one, no, one, no, one, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no far enough that I think that I have one point. Yeah, I've been to the sweaty sweaty RV. You don't know what that means. That's like the physical manifestation of what she's saying. I've been inside and I've been deep in my own head in the sweaty sweaty camper. Let me tell you something. I walked out and I was like, I got the right frequency but I don't know if I believe all the other stuff. Like, okay, I know where the

frequency is but I don't know if I want to be there all day long. No. Make before are able to stream through and again they hold in encoding of feeling of power of Something that is beyond just that word and this helps to empower you It helps you to feel more comfortable in expressing who and what you really are She just put her hands through her hair. Did you notice she doesn't blink either? She's like Oh, she did.

Oh, yeah. She's got the extensions. I'm gonna ask my friend, did you edit out the blanks on your podcast? The commercial break only edits out blanks on the podcast. That's why you don't hear it. I got no easy eyelashes. And acceptance and enjoyment of yourself and your purpose and the fact that you are a miracle

embodiment casually Incarnated here onto earth for a temporary time like this is really all so epic and incredible I casually transmitted I can see a bunch of guys like serving us like sweet bread. You mean I chemically transmuted? Have you ever listened to the chemical break? It's awesome. In case you didn't catch it on the last episode,

somebody wrote me an email and was like, I love the chemical break. What are you selling me? A light language course. You access your full potential. You are able to bring through the information. You're able to think of things to create things. Uh huh. Think. Think. Perhaps inventions and creations. Perhaps that never ever existed. Or perhaps you're just a lazy asshole looking for a short kid. I want this girl to start talking, she's, at some point she, hold on one second.

Sincerely and oh. Give me a sec. Again, because you can feel it. And so when we access, when we channel through, when we express light language, and also when we hear it, it actually speaks to the unconscious, the unconscious. We have to express it and hear it. And hear it. Oh hear it with any heart. Oh my God. This girl never shows up.

A lot going on for you to perhaps access at other times. Perhaps. Possessently. I wish. Perhaps. Access to information. Your intuition is stronger and more accurate. You naturally find yourself in the right place at the right time.

You are answering the calls when you are guided. And this is because it is healing you on a deep cellular level. Your cellular memory. Oh my God, dude, my head's about to fucking explode. What in the world is this girl babbling on about? Do you understand? No. And I understand. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I understand. I can tune into this frequency and I still don't understand. Exactly. And it's not that I don't understand because I'm saying like I understand I can tune into this frequency And I still don't understand and it's not that I don't understand because I'm just having a hard time wrapping my head around it It's I don't understand because this is gibberish. This is the definition of gibberish. You she is literally solving I can't even see a light coming out of her mouth Pronto. Yeah, I've got to need to see like her ears And I asked all pretty quick. Yeah, come out of somewhere quick. She listen. Let me let me explain something to need to see like her out of her ears. Nipple and asshole. I need to come out of somewhere quick. She, listen, let me explain something to the listener

who may not have been in the sweaty, sweaty camper anytime soon. I think that there's some vein of truth that this girl has at some point experienced having to deal with vibrations of energy and all of this other stuff. But what she is saying is absolute horse shit meant for you to part with your money meant for you to believe that she understands something magical about this earth. We don't know what though exactly. But she doesn't think.

But here's the crazy crap. A lot of these people who sell this shit and get these courses and do this shit. No, I know, this is exactly how they talk. I think they're just passing along money from one. Of course they are. Yeah. Like a terrarium.

It is a terrarium. It is a terrarium. You know where the water comes down and then the plants and the plants, it's epic. Only in one. And the history of the commercial break with a word terrarium come up. Chrissy just did it. Good for you, Chrissy. It's a very young. Don't buy into this bullshit.

Go learn how to do some mindfulness meditation. Read some books. Meditation for sure. For sure. Read some books by some authors like a cartole or a Dr. Wayne Dyer or Ram Doss read some of that stuff and Don't drink all the cool a just drink a little bit of the Just have a tasty dinner. They're the red pill tasty Tina a little bit of Brian ass. That's all you need Yeah, whoever this lip-sinking home homo sapien is right here. She is

Not gonna get you anywhere. I guarantee you, she's just an earthling like the rest of us, all of us homo sapiens. That's right. Okay. It's like a homo sapien. What was that? Would you like they do on the Discovery channel? Yeah. We'll get back to it. Welcome. A commercial break is not for everybody, but welcome. We're right here.

We're gonna start editing in the welcomes. We're gonna have a drop. Just when you blink, edit in. Welcome. Oh my god, Chrissy. Welcome. This girl makes my head hurt. I watched like, um, probably 40 minutes of this girl doing this light language. Well, it's twitching. The thing thing though is she's twitching because of the editing Of the editing, yeah she's twitching and she's and then all the rambling

It's nonsense, how do you make it through 18 minutes of that I don't know In one sitting Here here is my money Yeah, there you go Alright, gcbpodcast.com is where you go you find out more information about Chrissy and I, all the audio, all the video right there from one location Add the commercial break on Instagram, 661, Best 2 Yo, 661, the word best, the number 2, why oh yo, questions, comments, concerns, or content ideas, send them on over.

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Whatever you wanted. A smart ass here, the vet. I love the comic. I love it too. Okay, honestly, that's all I can do today. Between the COVID exhaustion and this girl's rambling, I gotta go take it out. Yeah, get some light.

Yup. Then you. I love you. I love you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe until next time. We must say, we always say, and we do say.

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