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Starting point is 00:00:00 And welcome back to WSHIT's news at 8.15pm, it's news before you snooze. We are of course following a couple of unfortunate and rather crass events that have happened on the crabbapples subwit. That's right, the one-mile subway that goes from first street to third street why I have no idea. Boltsiple, men and women, report an animal-like creature roaming the middle of the subway train feeling them up from behind From below from up top. It's the kind of story that gives this reporter a red face Let's go live now to Karen Rankins one of the unfortunate victims of the creatures attacks

Starting point is 00:00:43 Karen what say you? Everybody doesn't show your way. It's the wrong way. This is the year of we get offended and we violate my civil rights. To demonstrate sexual behavior on a above-up plus or a train I believe, is against the law. That goes for men, that goes for women, that goes for gold, gold and caps and not even a lot of gold in the world. Couldn't agree with you more, Karen. This is the year we stop cat sexual harassment. We'll be back after this. Come our show break. Yo, this is Will, Pat Nyland, New York at AK Big Will's Champ. And the commercial break is the last of my favorite podcast I won't listen to this

Starting point is 00:01:34 crap, but when I have some time, and I'm bored I do. But if you've already listened to everything good, check it out. That's for you. On this episode of the Commercial Break... Then I did with your whole ex- I did, I was like, is this suit me? And they're like, it's su- Yes, I'm like, okay, listen, I've got a, I've got an excellent mint condition collection that I'm sure

Starting point is 00:02:04 Only your highest of fitters are going to be interested in. I was figuring Monte Carlo would be a good place to have the auction. I hate it. This is crazy. Why are you doing this? But, if you'd like to, it's go! Ah! $50,000 extra dollars from Redball if you go under these horrible conditions.

Starting point is 00:02:25 John! John! can you see us? Your shit-o-meter is at 12. Your bag's all full. We know you. We know you're scared, and we can't hear you, and we don't know if this is the last time we'll see you alive. Your heart rate is at 650, your 3000 million feet in the air. Things are going wrong, John. Jump! Wait, is that 650, your 3000 million feet in the air? Things are going wrong, John.

Starting point is 00:02:47 Jump, that guy just got this ago. Whew, hoo. I heard that you like having house guests. Yeah, they take their shoes off. Come on, guys. Who's house do you go into like this? It's like a bowl in a china shop. Do you like having a lot of people in the house?

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Starting point is 00:03:47 We got a good one in store for you to stick around. Most people drop off right now. Right now. Ha ha ha. You know, like nope. It's like a whole magic trick to get people on YouTube to watch for more than five seconds. Really? Yes, it's a whole thing.

Starting point is 00:04:03 So when we get to it, when we have videos that get to, and I mean, some of our videos, one of our videos has like 25,000 views at this point, the one 900 video has like 25,000 views. But most people only watch for like, I mean, a minute max. So when some of these videos, people are watching for like 13 and 14 minutes, it's a real fucking accomplishment, I feel like, because we did something right,

Starting point is 00:04:23 but I can't figure it out. What it is. I don't know. I don't know. It's probably you people are like People are creepy that probably out there like Remember we had that one magazine interview the interview with the magazine Creeper on the other end. I definitely felt uncomfortable I have no idea who you guys are, but when I saw your picture I had to be here. I knew I had to put you in the magazine Solid editorial scruples there my friend solid editorial scruples. Now one listener Didn't get one listener

Starting point is 00:05:02 That's stupid shit Unbelievable. Yeah, yeah, welcome to the new tcbt-minus I didn't get one listener. That's too f***ing un-believeable. We had to try it. Yeah, welcome to the new TCB TV minus studios. Hey! Gustavo and Astrid and Gustavo's here in town for the next couple of months in Astrid got in here this morning.

Starting point is 00:05:18 I had been complaining that I didn't like the fact that it was just like a curtain. At first, the curtain was a big upgrade from what we were doing previously, where we had the camera was tilted to the side. There's been upgrades. There's been upgrades. We had way too much behind us.

Starting point is 00:05:30 Then we had nothing behind us, and now we have something behind us. We do, and we've been doing a train a record of the week. Record of the week is New Orleans Funk. Look at that guy. That's a good one. That's like a walking goodwill store right there.

Starting point is 00:05:42 He is awesome. I love that guy. It's so amazing. Jeff gave me that record. Yes, He is awesome. I love that guy. Jeff gave me that record. Yes, he did. Jeff gave me that record. My best records are from Jeff. I have a kind of a small record collection,

Starting point is 00:05:51 but I don't know. And I just, you know, I'm just an audio file, so I like to collect records. I realize it's an idiotic thing to do. There are much more cleaner ways to listen to audio, but there's something warm about a record and something about touching it. We have like 400.

Starting point is 00:06:02 I probably have 100, maybe 120 records. and twenty records. You have four hundred records. Yes, we do. I know a guy who had like thousands of records. This entire apartment. Yeah, I can see all that happens with Jeff. Yeah, it's obsessive. It becomes a thing. Yeah, it's like we have to have this one in our collection.

Starting point is 00:06:18 Well, wait, we have to have this one in our collection. And I have to admit, I love them all. I like the ones that I got and I've listened to most of them. A few of these are still in their wrapper because I feel like they're like classics. There's an edgy condition. Mint condition. You know like my Dick Tracy collection that went for zero dollars and zero cents. Hey mom I gotta get all the Dick Tracy shit. They're collectibles. I know why. Why think it's gonna be worth money clearly This Dictrazy movie is gonna be a

Starting point is 00:06:49 Not non-person watch it Don't I know and I think weird I don't know what I thought I don't know what I thought was so cool about that I really don't but I was just so obsessed with that. Yeah, it was marketing. They did a good job All that McDonald's marketing. Well that happy meal marketing did a good job And so then Brian ran out with any does few dollars that he had and I got everything They did a good job. All that McDonald's marketing. Well, that happy meal marketing did a good job. And so then Brian ran out with any, does a few dollars that he had. And I got everything.

Starting point is 00:07:09 I went to the movie story, asked for the posters. I went to the cinema and I asked, you know, I knew somebody who worked there and I asked him for all the movie posters. I had everything sitting in that closet and dick, a fucking dick load, a dick tracy. Shit. Then did you approach Sooth Bees?

Starting point is 00:07:23 And I did. With your whole ex. That's soothed. I did. I was like, is it soothbees? They're like it's soothbees, but yes. And I'm like, okay, listen, I've got a, I've got an excellent min-condition collection that I'm sure only your highest of bitters are going to be interested in. I was figuring Monte Carlo would be a good place to have the auction. Right. Yes, sir. Tell me more about your collection. Well, have you heard of the 1996 film, classic starring Miss Madonna herself?

Starting point is 00:07:56 Yes, you have Madonna, memory bill, I do indeed, sir. You're talking to a collector of fine artifacts. Yes, sir, I'll get you on the phone with one of our auctioneers right now. Ring, ring, ring. Hello, this is Jeeps and in Suldbis auctioned apartment. Yes, I was just talking to one of your managers about my excellent mint condition collection. Oh, do tell. Yes, it's including Madonna and Warren Beatty. Oh, we are interested indeed. Like I was telling him,

Starting point is 00:08:32 I'm going to need a private plane, fly me and all of my collectibles out to Monte Carlo. Yes, sir. We're on it. What is it? It's a dick tracing collection. Click. Hello. Hello? Hello? Soothe me? I guess they'll call me back.

Starting point is 00:08:50 They have call. They have call or ID. They don't want to find me. That's exactly what I'm saying. No, meanwhile. Hey, goodwill. Yes, I have a mint condition. Whatever, bring it in

Starting point is 00:09:08 Bring it in we'll give you a tax credit My mint condition Dictrazy collection sitting in the fourth house now some kid is like what that Missing like a Madonna doll with a missing arm. Oh my God. I just had this thought in my head. Anyway, tcbpodcast.com is where you go. You can read all the show notes, find out more about Chrissy and I watch all the video, listen to all the audio, all from one place,

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Starting point is 00:10:08 There's no competition going on here. We don't even have a thousand subscribers yet. But some of our videos have thousands and thousands of views. I don't know where they're coming from, but that's okay. We'll take it. And please do make sure you go to the commercial break and follow us on Instagram. You get exclusive content. We post all the time there about the Cummings and Goings.

Starting point is 00:10:24 We'll soon be going live every week on FireSide. If you want to know when those are being recorded, so that you can join FireSide and come in the audience and talk to us live, you have to follow us on Instagram because it's the only place we're gonna announce that. Also, that's where we do all the giveaways. We just gave away $500 in gold.gift cards to in shape. Nurse on Instagram.

Starting point is 00:10:44 She wanted to pass along her thanks. She'll be getting that gift card here very soon. We're sending it with the FedEx men's. We got it on the planes. It's gonna be delivered right in the front line. No, I'm from the IMF. That's right. Straight from the IMF, the gold dot gift cards.

Starting point is 00:10:58 And Chrissy and I wanted to let you know that we will be live at the Mempho music festival on October 1st through the 30. Do you realize that's a time away? But there's a great lineup that includes widespread panic. Avent Brothers. Avent Brothers. Who else could be there?

Starting point is 00:11:13 Lots of others. You go find a Mempho.com and find out more information about that. But Chrissy and I will be doing a live show from Mempho one day in that Mempho. So if you want to get tickets, get them quick because it's almost sold out, you can get them. Let us know you're gonna be there, we'll bring you on air,

Starting point is 00:11:28 we'll have a conversation with you, we'll party with you, menfo.com for more information. Oh, key, okay. We're gonna do a little bit more ghost stuff because I have some left over from last week. But I wanted to talk to you about a couple things before we get into the guest. Did you have an opportunity to watch Sir Richard Branson

Starting point is 00:11:45 and his Virgin Galactic, Go Galactic? I did not. I read about it later. I read it that it was a success. I thought I knew. Just happened. They looked excited. One girl was like on Richard's shoulders.

Starting point is 00:11:56 I heard that. Yeah. I knew. I think that girl's a social media influencer, by the way. They sent up like four people. Richard was one of them, right? He was in charge of checking, they were doing experiments, quote unquote.

Starting point is 00:12:08 But Richard was in charge of the experience, so he wanted to make sure that the experience was good, the customer service experience, and they looked like they were in lounge chairs, basically, right? No bulky suits on or anything, just like underarm or sweater. Then silky. Yeah, silky joggers.

Starting point is 00:12:24 Silky joggers. Silky jogger. Silky jogger. They're technically called astronauts now, even though they really didn't. That's right, they got their astronauts in there. They got their astronauts in there. They got their astronauts in there. Pins from the NASA doctor, I think, is the one

Starting point is 00:12:33 that gives those away the doctor. Yes, you've been to space. The pee is from three inches. Here's a pee. Here's a pee. What if he punches a pin? Like they do it in the Navy SEALs. It's just like, ah, have you seen that?

Starting point is 00:12:48 Have you seen that video? I know. There's a video rolling around where when the Navy SEALs graduate, they take the Navy SEAL pin, which has got a quarter inch gold stud in it, right? And they put it on the chest, and the guy punches it in, he punches it right into the chest.

Starting point is 00:13:02 Yeah, so the thing goes right into your chest, which must fucking hurt, but of course, their Navy seals, so they don't even blink. They can take it, yeah. This is like nothing to them. They sat in 50 degree fucking ocean water, face down in the sand for six days in a row, without pissing shit and are eating.

Starting point is 00:13:18 Anyway, so I say this, I watched it, because I managed to figure out what time it was on. I woke up, you know, maybe an hour before they started the procedures, the festivities there. And I watched it. I was really expecting this to be one of the more exciting things I'd seen in my life, like the first commercial travel to space. Now we've all seen space shuttles take off and land and explode and all that. You know, we've all seen enough space stuff in our life. And now Elon Musk is flying the, you know,

Starting point is 00:13:47 and then there's Jeff Bezos. Who's gonna go into space and in a short time from when we're recording this, a short time from now. A couple of days. I anticipate that there would be some excitement around this, but what there was was an incredibly boring television show. It was basically an ever fucking tiseman for Richard Branson's new

Starting point is 00:14:08 space line, like an airline, but a space line, right? It was a girl, poor girl. I don't know who hired her to do this show, but they are millions of people that are very, they could hired us to do this, and I'm sure we would have had a great old fucking time. Yeah. I'm not saying that maybe the girl didn't have a great deck of cards And she was seemed very pleasant on camera, but she seemed ill prepared to hype up the audience at home

Starting point is 00:14:31 She was like That's it now we're 50,000 feet in the air 5,000 more feet from taking off when space one will drop from the airplane and then go up into space with a 50 second Burn and you're like All right with a 50 second burn. And you're like, all right. I would have been like, fuck you, Richard! I'll be down here with a bottle of champagne straight in my scrotals sack.

Starting point is 00:14:55 You can come drink from it. We're gonna pop, pop, pop, pop, champagne. I mean, I would have been like so hyped up. I would have been like, there's a fucking plane taking another plane up into the stratosphere and then it's gonna go Firework up in space. I would have been so excited about all this but she was like asleep basically and then You can manage to figure out how to get one airplane to take another flying machine a

Starting point is 00:15:19 50 fucking thousand feet in the air which is way higher than most commercial airlines flying the first place Yeah, almost double and then you get it up into the air and which is way higher than most commercial airlines flying the first place. Yeah. Almost double, and then you get it up into the air, and then the thing drops off the one plane, and then flies up another 16 miles or whatever it is. You can manage to do that. But you can't manage to borrow some internet from Elon's fucking musk on his... millions of satellites that are flying around up there, so you can get a webcam to distribute a picture.

Starting point is 00:15:44 Ghost Hunters have a better nerve center than Virgin Black did it. Why is it going on? So you couldn't see. You couldn't see show. Oh no. You saw the plane that it had a still camera of the plane showing a shot of yet with do you have you seen them contraption. Yeah. Okay. It's like a medicine like a pontoon boat, right? It's a double fuselage plane. So one on the left and one on the right. And then the middle is something that looks like a bridge. And they stuck the spacecraft to the bridge. Okay.

Starting point is 00:16:12 And then they get up to 50,000 feet and then they drop the spacecraft. They let it go. And then it fires its engines, fires its one rocket, and then it burns for a minute and it goes up in about 52 miles in the air, which is not technically space space, but it's close enough, right?

Starting point is 00:16:26 And it's through the line of demarcation. Oh, they had one fucking still camera showing that God damn, showing the plane, you know, just flying in the air, which is exciting, you're like, wow, this is exciting. And it's clearly when they do the burn, we're gonna see like an indoor camera of Richard Branson and then we're gonna see an outdoor camera, you know, on the actual spaceship flying up through the stratosphere.

Starting point is 00:16:49 What you saw was some dipshit down on Earth with binoculars. The spaceship was a half an inch big on my screen. I have a 90 inch screen, it was like half an inch big. And you couldn't see anything except for blurry shakiness. It was like, guys. When they flew couldn't see anything except for blurry shakiness It was like guys When they flew guy when they flew someone to the moon they had better pictures than this it was 1962 And then when it came back down to just land like it flew back down it's Glided back down and the most exciting part was it's like I have a hard time explaining it

Starting point is 00:17:19 But basically the spaceship has two wings right to L shaped wings. And the actual body of the spaceship turns on these wings. So when it's floating down, it floats like a feather to reduce friction. So it doesn't have all that, you know, fiery stuff that happens with the shuttle. So to reduce friction, the two L-shaped, they stand upwards instead of being out, they stand up so that you can kind of float like a feather.

Starting point is 00:17:43 Like imagine like a little thing floating like this. Do you think to yourself, this is amazing. I can't you can kind of float like a feather. Like imagine like a little thing floating like this. Do you think to yourself, this is amazing. I can't wait to watch this float like a feather back down to earth, but what you fucking watch was some girl going, successful burn, successful feathering. We're having a little trouble getting the signal from Sir Richard Branson. Don't worry, we're recording this for the replay. She was prepared for it to be. She was over prepared. She could She was a prepared for a pie. She was over-prepared.

Starting point is 00:18:05 She had been practicing this for two years. She didn't miss a beat. Only she was... And there were two other people with her, and they'd been saying, it was just like the most boring thing I've ever seen. Do you remember when the guy took the fucking balloon up to the stratosphere, up to the same line of demarcation? And he went 50 miles in the fucking air,

Starting point is 00:18:22 and then he jumped out, right? Do you remember that? And there was all kind of drama, right? It was. They were filming it. Yeah, filming it, you could see inside, he had a camera, and he had a helmet, he had a camera, four more sideways. Did he like a GoPro on or something?

Starting point is 00:18:33 He had a bunch of stuff on, right? He had like 16 different cameras and then they lost signal, maybe it was a little jerky here and there, but for the most part, it took him seven hours to get up to that line of demarcation, and then he jumped out and it took him another three and a half minutes to get down. And they managed to film every fucking second of that and put it on.

Starting point is 00:18:48 You know that was Red Bull. Red Bull should have never heard of like, that's what it should have done. That's what it was. Because that guy started spinning out of control, halfway through, you know, when he was like 26 miles and the area started spinning out of control, there was some guy who was like,

Starting point is 00:19:00 John, can you hear us? Wow, wow, wow, wow. John, John, is that you? John, John, you you hear us? Wow, wow, wow, wow. John, John, is that you? John, John, you're dying. We're sorry folks at home. We're not gonna move away from this particular camera angle, but just understand it's unlikely John is still alive. He's like a rag doll out there.

Starting point is 00:19:18 What did we do? Oh my God, we've killed John for an energy drink. For publicity stunt for an energy drink, and John is on a control. He's gonna go splat on the earth. I mean, that guy was exciting. He was like, oh my God. Is he gonna make it?

Starting point is 00:19:33 Is he gonna make it? Yeah. But he was talking to John the whole time. He was like, it's buddy or something. Some old man, he was like, it's buddy. Like, when they got up to the top, John couldn't hear. Right.

Starting point is 00:19:42 John lost communications, right? And so, or no, John couldn't talk. Excuse me, couldn't communicate back, but couldn't hear. Right. John lost communications, right? And so, or no, John couldn't talk. Excuse me, couldn't communicate back, but he could hear. He's giving signals that he could hear, right? And the old guy was like, John, John, this is crazy. Why are you doing this?

Starting point is 00:19:55 But if you'd like to, it's go. 50,000 extra dollars from Red Bull if you go under these horrible conditions. John, John, can you see us? Your shit-o-meter is at 12. Your bag's all full. We know you're scared and we can't hear you and we don't know if this is the last time we'll see you alive. Your heart rate is at 650 your 3000 million feet in the air things are going wrong John

Starting point is 00:20:31 Stick one foot out the door. I just hold your breath And if you start spinning on control, I got it. I'll take it from here I'll do the color commentary John. Don't worry John is left the balloon. That's right. John is out of control. My god John is dead. He's a pack of life He didn't die though. He didn't but he passed out from He is now Made a million dollars in that John doesn't they don't want John to do anything else. He was like a big love that they just like jumped out of the balloon It was like John van Wiegel's Wwigel or something. He was from Austria.

Starting point is 00:21:08 He's like, oh, okay. Yeah, meanwhile the family is like standing at the launch site and they can hear all this and they're like, oh, good. John is spinning at 675 RPM per second. It's pretty sure that not even a turtle could survive those kind of forces. John is most assuredly died at the, oh, he's alive. Welcome back to Earth John.

Starting point is 00:21:34 That's yeah. Higher that guy for Virgin Galactic. The cameras are not working, which means that Sir Branson is in a fiery mess right now. That hair of his, with all that money you think you'd get his teeth fixed, but no, he's dying like this. It could have had braces, it could have had something. Oh, it's back. They're back. It was exciting. I made it exciting, but this girl was like, uh, burn at 50 seconds is now

Starting point is 00:22:01 complete. And we expect in about 10 seconds, they're going to be in see up there in space. Congratulations to the flight crew of Virgin Galactic. We have no film of it. You'll be watching my pretty face for the rest of this. Did they have Billy as the camera? I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. I thought you told me to hook up the camera down here. You wanted them up there? Wow, that's a whole different thing. Wait, it's a spaceship? Wow, I didn't know.

Starting point is 00:22:39 When you said you want to get all the angles of the flight, I thought you met my flight here to Phoenix. So I got plenty of camera footage of that going through security and stuff. You know, they only allow you with 12 clothes, Mountain Dews per flight. That's crazy. What they're going to space?

Starting point is 00:22:57 Wow. Oh, Bill, I'm so ashamed. We should have got that on camera. That clothes. That's so close. What do you guys think about me doing the next one? I'll get it right next time. I promise. I can't afford to lose this job. Betty's pregnant with our seventh job. That'll be seven under seven years old. I don't know why she keeps getting pregnant.

Starting point is 00:23:21 I think it's all the Mountain Dew or drinking. keeps getting pregnant. I think it's all the mountain dew or drinking. I love Billy's character. Yeah Billy's pretty cool. He's a spacious clue list. He's a good guy. He just doesn't know what is better. He just keeps getting hired on. I know for sure to show the messiness. That's right. He's failing forward. Oh wait you mean the thing in the middle was the spaceship? I thought it was the other thing. Well, we got a camera down here. I got my iPhone X, then it goes to 10.5 magnification. You wanna do that? I guess we have to now, Billy, don't we?

Starting point is 00:23:57 I don't know what it's all healing. Can't we just do it again? Take two. We'll try to get later. Weather's great. Can't we just stick it again? Take two! Ha ha ha ha ha! We'll try to get later! Weather's great. Ha ha ha! Can't we just stick the rocket back up there? Uh-huh.

Starting point is 00:24:09 You guys, I'm so sorry. Aw, Walt, Walt. Billy. Can I still have room service tonight? Cheeseburgers are good. Ha ha ha! Hmm. Ha ha ha!

Starting point is 00:24:22 Maybe I should take a break. I'm gonna go to the nurse center. I'll be bad nurse. Ah! No, Billy. That's where the camera feeds are supposed to come in. I know. I thought I hooked all those wires up. It's a little more complicated once you get involved. I guess I didn't really know what I was doing in the first place. I should have told you guys. I'm a little confused about where all these wires go.

Starting point is 00:24:47 You didn't plug the internet in Billy. I mean, didn't it cheese? I wish you would have told me that. You're supposed to know this. Huh, I can't know everything. I learned a lot on book foot and then when I went to ghost hunters I learned even more, but you guys are really asking for a lot here. You want me to have two cameras at the same time?

Starting point is 00:25:14 Geez. Geez guys. That's a little bit over my head. Maybe I should ask for help. What if I couldn't get the password? I couldn't get the Wi-Fi password. I asked. I said an email, didn't you get it?

Starting point is 00:25:35 I said an email to HR. I can't figure out the Wi-Fi password. I'm pretty sure this gonna affect what goes on on Saturday. Get back to me when you can. No rush. But no one ever get back to me when you can no rush But no one ever got back to me. I tried to use the hotel Wi-Fi password. I thought they worked One Wi-Fi password for the whole state of New Mexico. I'm sorry She locks in my fight

Starting point is 00:26:01 Oh, sorry Richard. I'm so sorry so Richard Do you think I could take you? Can you give me a lift home? Horrible that these guys can't get this right. It's horrible that they can't get it right because it ended up being quite boring, actually. And if Richard Branson's whole point was to then make this a commercial for his spaceflight service, then he did a bad job. It's just fired all around.

Starting point is 00:26:30 Everybody made it seem boring. That's just it. Boring, boring, boring. I am really bad at cooking. That's an understatement. I eat mostly cereal because I can't fend for myself. Macaroni and cheese ends up burnt on the bottom of the pot. Pasta ends up smushy smashy.

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Starting point is 00:28:26 So on Tuesday we decided we were gonna talk about ghosts ghosts and ghosts hunters But we had a little extra leftover from that particular episode and so I thought I played I have one more clip That was interesting There's one about a piano. That's right. You want to listen to it? That's all I know. Yes Okay, here's a recap last week. Chrissy and I decided to tackle ghost hunters. Now let's recap how we feel about this. We are just impartial news people. This is where you get all of your concise news. Just your delivering concise news to you. We, I'm not saying that I don't believe in ghosts. I actually believe there's some kind of energy out there, right? I don't know if it manifests itself in like

Starting point is 00:29:01 spooky, like Casper, like white, you know, objects that float around or can talk to you through a mellum either or anything like that. But what I find ridiculous about these shows and why I believe they're just satire at the end of the day and if you enjoy them then enjoy them. But why I believe they're satire at the end of the day is because every time you turn on the camera, it's not possible that then you find a ghost, right? Meanwhile, there's no scientists involved. No one's been there.

Starting point is 00:29:26 If someone actually found a ghost and had proof of it with any kind of instrumentation that anyone believed was true, you would be the most rich and famous person in history. If you could prove that ghosts actually existed. But that's not what happens. They just run around using fake instruments. Right? Yeah, just...

Starting point is 00:29:44 I like tape together and. The mellum meter is almost seven. What is it mellum meter? Not sure. Good back to me. It's a temperature sensor, which I found out mellum meter is a thermometer, like a temperature sensor. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:02 And an electromagnetic reader, which so somebody wrote a big article about this, like Esquire Magazine did, about how the reason why ghost hunters use a certain set of tools that are made by a few specific manufacturers here in the United States, is because of, not because of how reliable they are.

Starting point is 00:30:19 Because they malfunctioned. Yes, because of how unreliable they are. Oh, God, it's... Because they were reliable. They wouldn't get shit, right? But they how unreliable they are. Oh, God. Conceit or plan. Because if they were reliable, they wouldn't get shit, right? But they're unreliable. Like the guy was saying that the millimeter. So it's kind of like maybe. Ah!

Starting point is 00:30:34 Ah! The millimeter 3000, the only ghost tool I use. Ha! I'm Bob. I'm ghost, from ghost ducks or whatever. You know, ghost cheesers. And I wanted you to know that the Prabhaka Kua 3000mm 200 is the only tool that I use for my ghost hunting.

Starting point is 00:30:52 Look, it's going off right now. Seven ghosts in the room. Oh my gosh, it's going crazy. The temperature change. The temperature change. Temperature change. So the thought being is that it clearly this produces the effect that they want, right?

Starting point is 00:31:11 And that these machines are a highly suspect because the electroalometer or whatever isn't this thing, the electromagnetic reader can be affected by a human being, like the smallest amount of electromagnetic energy can set the thing going off crazy, and it's got no specific detector. It doesn't say like, you know, like a real electromagnetic sensor would say, you know, cell phones is ringing. There's a electromagnetic, magnetism in the air. And that it's, you know, at a six, right?

Starting point is 00:31:46 But the millimeter just goes off crazy whenever anything remotely like electromagnetic, magnetism goes off like it's on, say the electromagnetic necessity. Oh my God. Like electricity. That's going out of my brain. It's the new studio here.

Starting point is 00:32:00 It's booted up behind me. Okay, so let's get into it. Here. Okay. We're looking for Murti Murti, okay, trust me on this Wait, that's not it Here we're looking for Murti and we found John pop-up Because give up with them

Starting point is 00:32:45 Okay, here we go. Ready, ghost adventures. I mean, is that on the show? Yeah, that's on the show. It sounds so scary. But meanwhile, we're going to break up. I don't want to be with anybody with this creature that's making this noise. That would not make for me television. It's 12.15 a.m. They're on Grant in the ballroom.

Starting point is 00:33:03 You said you wanted to check out the piano. Yeah. I dealt with pianos that play by themselves, Hoffan, and there are a lot of different reasons. They're called Cassio 3000s. You can get them to play all by themselves. For hours on end. Darrell and I headed into the ballroom,

Starting point is 00:33:21 and our goal was more to disprove some things. So I headed straight to the piano. So the cleanser there's here one or two notes not like a piano actually Just play, okay. Just a one-high note now I want to open it up and see if we can find any signs of rodents Good. We're pretty sure Chad Krugger from Nickelback playing that one high note. Oh, man. I've had many reports of pianos playing before. She looks pretty clean. She looks pretty clean. She's got curves and I like her.

Starting point is 00:34:02 I like the cutting-air shift, young man. Can I see? They can see her?-air ship, young man. Can I see the kids here? Well, no, they can see the piano. That's what she's calling her. She looks pretty clean. And they're saying it could be a rodent or something. He-he-he. Hey!

Starting point is 00:34:15 Hey! Hey! Hi, here! Hey, hey! Are you okay? I'm fine. What are you doing here? I'm chasing ghosts.

Starting point is 00:34:24 What are you doing here? We'm chasing ghosts! What are you doing here? We are on our way to Istanbul. We just got stuck in this piano! What are you doing here? We're on our way to Cairo! Why, there is a Cairo! That's the trap to solve you! Rodents!

Starting point is 00:34:41 Like the rodents are really in there. But it's usually due to things like rodents in the piano, and you can find evidence of them. All these screws are intact. Or a loose part that falls and hits a string. Or a string breaking. It rings out. Gotcha.

Starting point is 00:34:56 But when we looked at the piano, we didn't find any evidence of any of that. I was expecting to see a screw or something. Right, this. I was expecting to see a screw or something. Right, this. I was expecting to see something like a ghost or something, but I didn't see shit. I was expecting to see a screw. A screw dropped off and started playing the note

Starting point is 00:35:17 over and over again. Bling, bling, bling, bling. It's like a trampoline for a screw. So going all right. So Grant and I tried it to bunk the piano. We looked underneath. We tried to debunk the piano, but that probably wouldn't fly with the big wings of discovery. So we decided to go with this theory.

Starting point is 00:35:39 We went through it, opened it up, checked everything, checked all the keys. Couldn't find anything. So we don't know why the actual piano is actually your king off like it is. So we decided we're going to do an actual investigation here in the ballroom. It's turned into an actual investigation. ID number 524. Let's mark the time when the bullshed started. 12.55.67 am in the morning, Tuesday, July 4th,

Starting point is 00:36:09 which started an official investigation. It was me. It was a cold, dark, rainy night, and I was in my office when two boys walked in. And they said, there's a piano, key and off. I can't find a screw. I said, son, I can find a screw. It's loosen your head.

Starting point is 00:36:24 Go back to where you came from. Don't mind me. But they got me. I got involved in this ghost investigation and it's been getting me ever since. See what we can capture. Do you want to, would you see that? I just heard that.

Starting point is 00:36:43 What was that? It's me guys! Hey Bill! I'm back from virgin galactic! I didn't go so well, you guys got room for one more! I promise I'll get some bad camera angles. Just like you guys like. What did you hear?

Starting point is 00:37:02 I heard a... Ooh voice. Yeah, like a... Ooh, yeah. I listened to this over and over again and I didn't hear it. I heard a... You got a nice ass for a f**king tune. It's me Colin. The kid with no legs. Oh wait, they don't know about that because I don't know. That was a different episode. That we forgot to record.

Starting point is 00:37:32 Let's hang here for a second. The only time is it. Oh, make sure I mark. I want to make sure I mark this so we can put in the sound effects later in both production. Correct. I want to mark this so I know where to put the bullshit. For the 1250. Darryl and I heard what sounded like a woman go,

Starting point is 00:37:52 ooh, right bias, I mean, it was right bias. BELL RINGS Merdy. BELL RINGS BELL RINGS BELL RINGS Merdy, are you here with us tonight? My name is Grant Wilson.

Starting point is 00:38:07 This is Darryl Marston. And we're from the Discovery Networks and we have an offer for you. We like your work. We've been watching you and you're a star, Mourney. Can you play that piano for us? Meet the crew. Is this supposed to be Mourney? No, this is me. The piano for us. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Starting point is 00:38:27 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Starting point is 00:38:35 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Starting point is 00:38:43 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Do you like what I do that? Should I do that again? Mertie, whatever you do is gold. I'm telling you're gonna be a star sweet chit's a star Come with me kid. You know what a casting couch is Can you give me a ghost flow job? Do you know Tony? Who owns the house now? How would I know Tony? He's an asshole Do you know Tony? Because we know how to talk to you you know how to talk to you? I do know how to talk to you. We know how to talk to you.

Starting point is 00:39:08 We know how to talk to you. Come on. Oh yeah. I understand why you would love a house. But I'll tell you what. I understand why you love a house. I watched a MyStrength addiction one time or somebody married the Eiffel Tower. It's easy. It live a house. I watch the My Strange Addiction one time where somebody married the I full tower. It's easy.

Starting point is 00:39:25 It's a sickness. We can get therapy for you. I know how to talk to you, Mordy. What? I know how to talk to you. We're going to, where she is going on this thing. We need you to interact with us tonight. We want to help you.

Starting point is 00:39:43 And we want to help Tony. and we want to help this house. Is that clicking? I heard it. Yep. I heard it. I've got a clear objective. She said, okay, talk to my lawyer. I want to help this house.

Starting point is 00:39:56 I want to help this house. I want to get the title work cleared up. Here is this. We barely started and we already have these experiences. We're hearing these clicks and taps from the other side of the room and we went to investigate them, couldn't really find a source for them. Murti, we're only approaching because we think you're trying to communicate with us. I don't know, that was weird.

Starting point is 00:40:28 Hopefully it was Murdy. Hopefully it was Murdy? Wow, look at that, got an episode in the can, guys. Close the books up on this one. Err, cracking. Crack up some crap, crack up off. That's me, howls. I mean some ice-cream piece over here, guys.

Starting point is 00:40:42 I'm so hungry. There's a long flight back from New Mexico. We're only approaching because we want you to get the title works straight now in the house. John the new owner wants to be left alone. Can you agree to that? Murti, I want to talk to you about your car warranty. I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea.

Starting point is 00:41:08 I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm not a car-worn tea.

Starting point is 00:41:24 I'm not a car-worn tea. I'm Jake from State Farm. I just heard the click. Me too. Where are you at, you? This is Mustafa and Brandon. We are at the top of the staircase right near the window. You know, we get the box here. Let's go and put that in. Oh, the spirit box, the window. You know, we get the box here. Yes. Let's go and put that in. Oh, the spirit box, the back.

Starting point is 00:41:47 Back. Yeah, the box in the back. Yeah. Mustafa and I decided to investigate the second floor, landing where the story goes, and Murti, after finishing wrapping Christmas presents, went upstairs and passed away. This is also the area where Tony saw the apparition

Starting point is 00:42:01 of a woman laying in bed in the bedroom just outside where M where Murphy passed away. I think Tony was not only fans. Tony's been spending too much time on the porn sites, you know what I mean? That's not apparition of a hot chick. It's Murdy. Just us. We've been doing this for years.

Starting point is 00:42:20 It's Murdy. No, I'm pretty sure it was just a webcam girl. That was up here whacking off, you know what I mean? So she used to like, collect them buttons. So while Tony's remodel the house to look a lot like it did back when William and Murty owned it, a lot of the items in the house actually didn't belong to the family. That's why I asked Ruth and Nikki to borrow some of their grandmother's personal belongings. And I'm going to use them as trigger objects.

Starting point is 00:42:44 Now, the idea behind a trigger object is that you get an object that belong to an entity or is familiar to them to try and trigger some sort of response from them. You should get an old object to try and trigger a murderous rage. Everyone in the house is going to What is stupid thing to do? Trigger object. Trigger object according to Webster's Dictionaries because what we do is scientific. It's an object to trigger a ghost to a real life murderous attack. But don't worry, we're gonna separate throughout that. We know how to talk to you.

Starting point is 00:43:27 We know how to talk to you. We're only approaching you because we understand how to talk to you. We've been doing this for days. I've been doing this for a week now, Murdy. I got it. I took a class and ghost talk. I graduated soon, go now from ghost university. I'm fluent in ghosts.

Starting point is 00:43:44 I'm fluent in ghost. I'm fluent in ghost. Seven different ghost languages. I'm actually the world's foremost expert on ghost negotiation. He might have been sitting down and talking. Who? Who? Who?

Starting point is 00:44:00 Who the fuck was these guys? It's like an owl and nothing. Who? The owl is laughing at them? Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who So for this investigation, we're gonna be using a device called a 3-in-1 meter. It has multiple functions. It's got three ways to lie to you. It's got three ways to trick you into believing it. Three and one. It's got multiple.

Starting point is 00:44:36 It sounds like a trick I tried one time in college. Three and one. I tried to get a girl to do a three and one. That child convinced asked her to be all three and one all the time. She just says, what are you talking about? They're not all gonna fit in there. I'm saying wait, wait. Mertie did it. Mertie does it all the time.

Starting point is 00:45:14 Let's make love on this piano. We're gonna try the O3 in one on early. One a geophone which detects vibration, it has an EMF detector. A geophone. That detects vibration. That doesn't even, you need to make up the neck. Make the, like the vibrato meter or something. The geophone. That's like something you use in the desert to call people. We've got a geophone detects vibration. Oh, it doesn't make phone calls via satellite. No, that's a geophone. That's aio phone. Which detects electromagnetic fields and it has a temperature gauge? Mertie, are you here with us? My name is Brandon. This is Mustafa.

Starting point is 00:45:58 Hello. From the Lion King! Hey! Hello! Good to meet you. Good to meet you. I'm not deadlion from the Lion King, you can have a stake all the time. I'm just the ghost hunter.

Starting point is 00:46:11 I got to meet your grandkids, Nikki and Ruth, and if there are anything like you and Merdy, I'm sure you're an amazing woman. Don't try and butter me up! I know what you're up to. You're not the first ghost hunters to film here. I know those buttons are gonna trigger me. You think I give a shit about some old buttons? I want money. I want a dick at to a rumba. I asked the last ghost hunters, cheap skates. They brought some of your belongings here. I heard you like to collect rocks and buttons.

Starting point is 00:46:49 Hahaha. Who told you that? Someone is yanking. Yanking. All the rocks and buttons. Hahaha. Hi, I'm Murti. Did you come with rocks? Do you come bearing rocks?

Starting point is 00:47:07 Uh, no. How on a mountain do? I got rocks in my pocket. I like collecting rocks too. I'm Murdy and Billy, with the first ghost living person couple to be recognized by the state of Oklahoma. And they lived happily ever after. Bertie, we just want to speak with you. Woo! I heard that you like having house guests. Yeah, they take their shoes off! Come on, guys.

Starting point is 00:47:45 Whose house do you go into like this? It's like a bowl in a china shop. Do you like having a lot of people in the house? No. What do you think asshole? Do you like when people come in your bedroom and scrounge around for rocks and buttons? You sure that did? Do you like when people come in your bedroom and scrounge around for rocks and buttons? Hahaha.

Starting point is 00:48:07 You just heard that, dude. Who's that? I heard like a woman voice. Wow. Oh, super exciting stuff going on. Woman voice. I love these ghost hunters. I cannot get a fucking enough of them.

Starting point is 00:48:24 It's too much. We heard that you like to collect rocks and mud. So we brought a shovel from outside. Why don't you join us out there and we'll get a whole bunch of wooden rocks for you, Murdy. Come on, Murdy. I know that trick. Dirty Murdy.

Starting point is 00:48:52 Yeah, last guy locked the door on me. I couldn't get back in. It's not like you think. You can't just go through walls. You actually need a key to get in a house. I can't hold it. It's really complicated. Come on guys help me out. Oh my god, this is Marty.

Starting point is 00:49:13 Marty's downstairs playing the piano upstairs collecting buttons. I imagine when no one's around, there's a bunch of buttons flying around. Yeah, you know, this one's purple. Who collects buttons? What is that a thing? line around. Yeah. You know. This one's purple. Who collects buttons? What is that a thing? I'm sure it's a thing. I've heard of people collecting rocks.

Starting point is 00:49:32 I think that's a little strange, but that's just my personal preference. What you choose to do with your own time is your own thing. Do you believe in ghosts? I mean, maybe. I'm open. Yeah, I'm open to the idea. Yeah. I'm open to the idea. I've never experienced anything like a ghost.

Starting point is 00:49:48 I'm not hunting now. I'm not gonna go hunting, but. I'm, yeah. We need a Ouija board near is what we do. We've been saying that for months. We need a Ouija board near to see if we can really summon a ghost. Yeah. We've had it, we have a couple of applications on the phone.

Starting point is 00:49:59 We put them on. They're not all that interesting. I mean, maybe I'll play one just for, why not? Just for Shitzen Giggles, two minutes of one. I got ghost detector on my phone here and ghost detector basically what it is It's an application that will point you in the door. It's you you allow it to you know have your camera access to your camera Which probably also gives it access to all the information on your correct some guy in his damn bull is probably like Who's these fucking idiots?

Starting point is 00:50:26 Not funny at all. Wow, these guys ugly. Is that a dick pic or a minus dick pic? Is that an indie or a nudie? I'm not sure. And so it allows access to your phone and then it's got a got a grainy picture. And then what you do is you swipe around the room until you find the ghost. And when you find the ghost, you can see it, which is clearly a cartoonish version of a ghost. By the way, you have to click that you accept the fact that

Starting point is 00:50:54 this is just entertainment. So you find the ghost, and when you find the ghost, you can ask him questions, then he will hear, she will talk back to you, then it translates, because ghost is really hard to understand. You want to play for a minute? Did you get free determines of questions? Yeah, free determines of questions, because come on, come on guys.

Starting point is 00:51:21 Because I don't have to explain it to you, do I? Okay, ready? You want to listen a little bit? Yes. Yes. Okay. Calibrating sensors the millimeters currently loading the three-in-one. Oh Scary music. Okay, so it's got a picture of a It looks like a forest. Yeah, it looks like that old tales from the dark side Yeah, yeah, you're right does Okay, so I press start That is the radar swooping around

Starting point is 00:51:51 That's what it read our sounds like oh there's one back here, okay hold on oh he's coming. He's moving. He's moving Hello Ghost hunter's in corporate right about gonna help you. Oh There he is oh look he's right there. He's standing right there Brady, how can I help you? Oh, there he is. Oh, look, he's right there. He's standing right there. Can I show you that? Yeah, that looks kind of crazy.

Starting point is 00:52:10 Yeah, that looks kind of crazy. I mean, clearly, it's a cartoon. But, okay, so now there's a ghost on my phone, and he's standing on a little ledge that I have right here. Let's ask him a question. Yeah. Okay. Let's say hi, how are you?

Starting point is 00:52:25 Yeah. Stedge. Honey, I think I'm a asshole. That's what he said. Not too good. I have at least 12 severe fractures, which gave me a plural effusion. Whatever the fuck that is,

Starting point is 00:52:47 I also ruptured my spleen and have massive swelling in my brain. This is so depressing. And you want people to believe that this is just for entertainment. But on this fucking app, you put so much bullshit on here. We, Chris, and I were playing with this earlier

Starting point is 00:53:01 and it took us through a rather intense and graphic scenario about a 12-year-old boy named Colin, who committed suicide. I know, it was awful. He's like, I tried so many times, I had to finally jump off and I lost my legs, and it's like, what?

Starting point is 00:53:13 No, fine. I have some fun with it, dude. Geez. I mean, I guess when you're trying to make people scared, right? Let's ask one more question. Okay. Where they from a car crash? Oh my god, I'm almost afraid of the answer.

Starting point is 00:53:26 Let's listen to what he has to say. Where do you go? Oh, there he is. He's moving around. Oh, there he is. Come on. Talk to us, guy. A group of three men gave me this. they were all white. Oh my god. God. What in the good Lord is this? You might need to report that application. Yeah, you know what? Actually, I think I might want to. Because the last scenario was about a kid who was gay and getting beaten up.

Starting point is 00:54:00 Yeah. And this one's about a black guy who's getting beat up by white guy. This is rather fucking depressing. Yeah, there's nothing funny about that. I'm not into it. Yeah, I mean, listen, there's funny, you know, ghost hunters playing the piano with rodents. And then there's not funny, which is, you know, a black guy getting beat up by a bunch of white guys.

Starting point is 00:54:16 That's, I mean, that's just fucking fucked up actually. Yeah, I really think you should report it. I will, because, I mean, you know, this isn't Apple have to go through every one of those, but I guess maybe they don't go through every single. Like scenario. Yeah, every single scenario. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:30 And hell, they could throw up new scenarios all the time. Right. Maybe they get approved on one thing, but then they do it on another, you know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. All right, what? It's making us apps. We'll get back to Ghost Hunters.

Starting point is 00:54:40 There's lots of content out there on Ghost Hunting. That's a terrific. There is so much ghost hunting content. And I would love to get to Ghost Hunters. There's lots of content out there on Ghost Hunting. That's a terrific. There is so much ghost hunting content, and I would love to get to more of it. So we'll get there sometimes, sometimes soon. We don't wanna overdo it. We get it, giznas. No.

Starting point is 00:54:55 No. No. Hey, Chrissy and I were talking. There's another show out there. I just wanna shout out to this show because we might steal an idea of theirs actually basement yard Who is our competition now only our competition to us? They're they clearly have no fear. Yeah, we're not their competition. No, we're not their competition. There are competition

Starting point is 00:55:17 Right, and there's about 700 others in front of it all right long before we get to them But basement yard is one of the more popular comedy podcasts out there. Two guys, the talk, I think in a basement, basically. And I like the show. When I have a chance to listen, I don't listen very often, but I was listening before we actually started this podcast. And I saw on an Instagram post that they recently did like a hot sauce tasting. Oh yeah, love hot sauce.

Starting point is 00:55:40 Yeah, me too. And so I thought that would be a good idea. Remind me of the time that I went down to Macon or Augusta I think it was Augusta When I went down to Augusta because we found out that they had the world's hottest wings competition Right now we thought we were gonna go there. It was gonna be a big crowd there You know Brian Eat those wings shit yourself. You're not gonna sleep for four more days

Starting point is 00:56:05 Shit your pants shit show her pants And eat those wings, shit yourself. You're not gonna sleep for four more days. Yeah. Shit, your pants. Shit, your pants. It burns twice as much coming out. Burn twice as much coming out. So anyway, so they chopped and blended up, 20 ghost peppers or 10 ghost peppers per 20 wings. Ghost peppers. Ghost peppers.

Starting point is 00:56:24 Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, shit. And then you had 20 minutes to eat 20 wings, you could not drink anything, you could not eat anything else, you could not touch an napkin. That was, there was all the rules. After you got done and they decided that your bones were clean,

Starting point is 00:56:37 you had to wait another 10 minutes before you could drink anything or touch an napkin. It was crazy. And I did it and I did it, right? And I got a picture taken and all this stuff. And we ended up getting a free round of beer. Something, this is the stupidest thing.

Starting point is 00:56:50 Cheap skates, much cheap assholes. Anyway, and there was no one there cheering us on. There was a manager who was like, hated us because we came in to do it. He was like, it's Friday night guys, come on. Really? I mean, the bar was empty and he was drinking behind the bar. He just seemed irritated by us, right?

Starting point is 00:57:03 He's like, I guess, and we haven't called to tell him we were coming. We're like, we're coming, we're gonna do this. And someone on the bar was empty and he was drinking behind the bar. He just seemed irritated by us, right? He's like, I guess. And we haven't called to tell him we were coming. We're like, we're coming, we're gonna do this. And someone on the phone was like, yeah, great, come. We got there, the manager was like, really? Come on guys, it's a bunch of assholes. I think we got the wings for free too. Anyway, I'd like to do that.

Starting point is 00:57:19 Maybe we'll see if we can go somewhere and do a hot wing or a taste test on the hot sauce. Yes. That I would like. Like a hot sauce store. Tasting. A hot sauce store would be a good thing to go do. We'll figure it out.

Starting point is 00:57:32 Is there a hot sauce store? There's plenty of hot sauce stores. Just on it, though. Yeah, down in the million. And it's just a section. No, we go down in the million island. They have like two. Okay.

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