The Commercial Break - Pigeons From Your Past!
Episode Date: June 3, 2022Atlanta is not known for its kind, courteous drivers. The traffic is awful and made worse by the rain showers that pop up on hot summer days. Bryan has had enough! He recalls a GT experiment in the 90...'s where 5 drivers forced others to drive the actual speed limit. It was a total. shit. show! Krissy reminds Bryan about his old car. A Honda Accord missing most of the left bumper due to an accident. Bryan shares what he did with the insurance settlement. Finally, a listener writes in asking TCB to review the psychic John Edwards. The TCB fan asks the gang to keep an open mind. Of course they will!! (no, no they won't) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcript
Discussion (0)
A change in pants, what you're about to see, is not suitable for kids.
Shoot! It's not even suitable for some grown-ups!
You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things.
On this episode of the commercial break...
And so they called and they said,
in the insurance company was like the screen's very sorry about the sex and you got in with our client today, tell me,
what's going on with you?
How's everything okay?
Are you feeling okay?
We want you to feel the...
Oh my girlfriend's shitty.
Yeah, my girlfriend, the fucking squad.
Besides that, everything's great.
Can you pay me money to get rid of my girlfriend?
No, she needs her own apartment.
Okay, I need to know this lady.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, how did the guy, how did he, She needs to story. Yeah, how did the guy...
How did the whole family have a baby with her?
What happened?
What's going on here?
Did he adopt a son?
Is coma?
What happened?
Oh no.
Just know, they all love you.
No matter how many times they shit on your car, they all love you.
All the spiddgets.
A few to no.
That's their love.
Every time a pigeon shits on your head, it hits your uncle's jord.
Taking a dump of sunshine.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I'm Brian Green.
This is Kristen Joy, home-learned Best of You, Chrissy.
Best of You, Brian.
Best of You, out there in the podcast universe.
How in the hell are you?
Welcome to yet another episode of this,
the commercial break, the only one you'll ever need,
guaranteed, back news of fiction.
One hour and 16 minutes or less,
or your money back, guaranteed, go to tcbpodcast.com.
If you feel you're due a refund,
and we'll tell you where to shove it.
So tell you where to send it.
That's right.
Woohoo!
Everyone is back from the Memorial Day weekend.
And hopefully everyone had a good time next long weekends.
Yes, they have break.
Yep.
And it's raining here in Atlanta.
Yeah.
There's every fucking moron in Atlanta.
Atlanta traffic is bad enough as it is.
Oh, yeah, it's bad enough just running smoothly.
No, it doesn't.
It never runs smoothly. Right. But I's bad enough just running smoothly. No, it doesn't, it never runs smoothly.
Because there's, but I'm saying, just, yeah.
There was this experiment done a long time ago.
You can find this on video.
Five or five or six Georgia Tech students
decided to find out what happened
because Atlanta is known as a racetrack, right?
Everyone races their car.
If it says 55 on the sign,
the police officer won't even pull you over unless you're going 80.
Right. Because true.
Because that's not the best they're going to get. They're going to get someone who's going 100 and they want that guy.
Right? And I've actually heard a Georgia state patrol officer say this before to me that for in Georgia, the kind of the, the, not the rule, but the unspoken rule.
For every 10 miles per hour. Yeah, they give you two miles per hour.
Oh, what I was gonna say, you can go 10 miles
over the speed limit.
Well, for every 10 miles per hour, you get two miles per hour.
So by the time you get 80, like when you're going 70,
now you can go 85 and they don't give a shit, right?
It's crazy.
So at Lanza, it's like a speed wave.
If you've ever driven at Lanza, then you know.
It's just people are trying to go faster than the other one.
Everyone wants to get ahead of everyone.
People drive like insane lunatics.
Now it's not as bad as Miami.
I've been to Miami.
I forget about it.
People will come out of nowhere at 112 miles per hour
and they're fucking.
It's a fast car.
Yeah, one of those fast cars are shitty mitchy b-chees
and there's,
but these Georgia Tech students, five or six from God together,
this is back in like the 90s.
They got together and they decided to find out what happened if everyone had to go the speed limit.
They got together, they got in the cars, five or six different cars.
And they drove up what's called Georgia 400, which is this highway that goes north, south, in our city.
Yes.
And at one point it's five lanes.
And so they got in five cars, five or six cars, and they drove
the speed limit together. What's that called to when the police do that? Like a rolling
roadblock? But this wasn't a rolling roadblock. This was just five students. And they were
videotaping them as they went across like the like they were on the overpasses, videotaping
what happened. And what happened was absolute, fucking chaos.
Yes, people were driving around the median on the grass.
They were just, they were going absolute,
H at these five cars that had just decided
that they were gonna pin each other at 55 miles per hour.
It was crazy.
Now, add in just a switch of rain.
Oh, yeah.
Like, one little drop from the sky,
and everybody loses their shirt.
I've got a christened at rain, rain.
Ah!
It's the rain, rain.
Yeah, it's rain, rain.
Half the, half the,
and more on this down,
decide to drive even faster than they're already driving.
Yeah.
And the other half, just forgot how to drive all together.
Yeah.
It's like the rain, it incapacitates them
from being able to put the steering wheel
and the brake pedal together at the same time.
I know I was in back of a car yesterday,
actually, that just totally stopped
as it was going across a puddle in the road.
I was like, why?
No. Why?
It's okay.
Keep going.
And we're driving behind this guy today and we're on one of these side streets.
And the guy is in a truck with a ladder on it.
I hate guys with trucks with ladder.
I can't get a behind one.
He's on the phone.
You know, he's like an Android 7000 or whatever.
I'm literally in the ladder coming flying and hitting my windshield and killing me.
I know you hate that, like that drives you crazy.
But I am incensed because this guy is driving 19 miles
per hour in a 35 and he's all over the road.
He's like, because you can tell he's on the phone,
he's not paying attention to what he's driving.
He's just yanking the car back and forth.
He's almost hitting people, he's up on the curb,
he's down on the ground, he's doing this.
And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
the guy just stops.
He just stops.
But he wasn't stopping short to piss off anybody.
He just stopped because there was a utility truck
on the corner of another street with the yellow light flashing.
Yes.
And so he stopped.
I think he thought it was an actual yellow light
for a fucking, for a light.
He might have been on something.
He stopped, dude, Chrissy.
I was like, I want to push these people off the road.
Yeah.
But I'm learning through my zen.
That's right, you got to rev down.
Get a rev down.
Just like our revenue here at commercial brand,
rev down.
It's trending down.
Yes, one our network calls us, they say, rev down.
They talk to us like dogs. Rev down, rev down. Rev up. No, no, no, no,
rev down. It is that I would to me and it's crazy. Even the way up here today, I had to just kind of,
I had to do a little meditation and say, just let everybody do what they're going to do. They're
going to try and get in front of you. Let them. They're going to try and do this and that. Let them.
Yeah. Whatever I just would rather arrive safe, but wait.
I don't care about arriving safe,
I just want everyone to,
you don't care about it.
I just want everyone's car to crash.
Okay.
I'm trying, I really am, I'm trying.
But, you know, I think because I grew up in Atlanta
and I grew up my father, I consider him a very good driver.
He's a good driver, right?
He knows how to maneuver through traffic.
He's got that good, like peripheral vision, you know.
Yeah, breeze along through.
He breezes on through, he doesn't, he doesn't do it all.
He knows how to take a turn when the light is red, you know, I mean, a right turn when
the light is red, he doesn't stop there and wait for three hours to see if, you know,
a cricket might come rolling on fire, whatever.
He's just a good driver.
He's got good situational awareness.
And so I grew up watching him drive,
many, many, many, many days.
There's a strategy to it.
There's a strategy.
It's like a little game, right?
It is.
It's like Frogger.
Yeah.
It's like Frogger.
That's what it is.
It's like Frogger.
And so because I had him and because I grew up in Atlanta,
where you have to, I told Astridus,
I said, you have to be an aggressive driver in Atlanta.
Because if you're the guy who's causing the drama,
you're gonna get run over.
I mean, someone's gonna kill you.
They're gonna, they're just like,
they don't want to be waiting for you.
Yeah.
So, that's why I'm so aggressive.
Okay.
That's true to Haley.
Tell yourself.
I know, now that I have kids, I had to stop.
I just, I'm like, okay, whatever.
I guess I don't have to go 92 on this 35 mile
Proud by
Passing people in the WL and you're a great driver. I am a good driver. Yeah, it says the yeah
I've actually never been in a self-caused accident except for once one time and I was coming out of a meeting
And I was dating this girl and you know who I'm talking about
and she had made me hot.
I mean hot.
Not that.
Something.
I was flaning mad and I probably shouldn't have never gotten in the car like that.
But I was coming out of a neighborhood and I was taking a right at like a where there's
a median right.
Like you have to pull into the lane and then wait and make sure the traffic is clear and
then you can pull out and take the right hand turn.
There was someone in front of me and the traffic cleared
and I was watching the traffic.
And so I made the, I look, I see that that person is going,
they take their foot off the brake and I made the assumption
that they had gone and I look back at the traffic
and I pressed the gas pedal and I went right into the back
of the, and then six days later, the husband of the girl
who I hit, the husband of the lady who I hit,
is like, calls me up, he's like,
it was just brown green.
And I'm like, yes, it is.
You got new and accident with my wife.
And I'm like, yeah, I remember that we switched
insurance as just in case with no damage, right?
Unfortunately, she's experiencing some very bad back
and neck pain and numbness in her toes
and one of her eyeballs fell out.
Care is all patchy and now she's got a rash in her vagina.
Sometimes it's real, but sometimes it's not.
There's always business out of that.
Of course, if you get hit in an accident.
There's lawyers, chiropractors, everybody,
the person on the woodwork, yep.
They're all in on it.
So unfortunately, I'm gonna need to call your insurance.
And I'm like, fine.
So he calls, I'm like, what, whatever dude?
Okay, I know it's fake and I'm like, okay,
wasn't an accident like that,
but okay, well, you can never can tell with these things.
And I'm like, no, you can tell, you jackhole.
So he calls the insurance and the insurance company
calls me a couple of days later. I need to get a tape statement from you, you jackhole. So he calls the insurance, and the insurance company calls me a couple days later.
I need to get a tape statement from you, right?
Because you didn't call the cops,
so I need to get your affidavit on tape.
So they do the whole affidavit on tape,
but tell them exactly what happens,
which takes me all of 12 seconds
because I pressed the gas pedal and I hit her car.
There was no damage, you know, whatever.
And they said, yeah, unfortunately,
they want $75,000 in damage.
Wow.
And I'm like $75,000 in pain and suffering.
And she's like, yeah, like, you know, they say that the car, I don't know, whatever.
So I said, oh shit.
What do we, that's what I said.
I said, oh shit.
And she goes, no, this is why you have insurance.
And we'll take care of it.
And I said, what are you going to do?
And she goes, we're never going to pay them $75,000.
I'll tell you that much. Yeah. And I said, what are you gonna do? And she goes, we're never gonna pay them $75,000.
I'll tell you that much.
Yeah.
And I was like, okay.
So they call back like a month later,
they call back and they say, listen,
you may get a lawsuit in the mail, right?
They may sue you, you may get served papers.
But don't worry, you don't have to show up to court.
We got you covered.
That's why you pay us.
And I'm like, oh really?
Yeah.
So kick back and how to goch to that pool.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah. So kick back and how to go today.
That's it. Hey, thank God for auto insurance nation 300 or whatever the fuck I had for discount
insurance. It's like a month later. I'm like, well, I never got that someone. Let me call
the insurance company. Just make sure they're still ensuring me, right? Oh, yeah. Don't
worry about it. It's all taken care of. And I was like, what happened is like they settled
for $500 or something. And I was like, you're kidding me.
No, I got into an accident one time
where someone else hit me.
And it was a rather like jarring accident.
It wasn't a small one.
Yeah, you remember it took off the entire front of my Honda
and I drove like that for three years.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Because, you know, and it turned out,
it was a kid who was driving his dad's company car,
like he the guy owned a company,
he was driving the company truck,
he wasn't insured on the company truck,
Andy had to suspend the license.
Uh-oh.
So the insurance company called me
and I was not in any way,
I had the shoulder strap hurt, right?
That's all, that's it, that's all that happened.
I thought, let's see that.
I got a bruise, yeah, got a bruise, that's it.
And so they called and they said,
and the insurance company was like,
Mr. Green's, I'm very sorry about the sex
and you got in with our client today.
Tell me, what's going on with you?
How's everything okay?
Are you feeling okay?
We want you to feel it.
Oh, my girlfriend's shitty.
Yeah, my girlfriend,
I can't quite, besides that, everything's great.
Can you pay me money to get rid of my girlfriend?
No, she needs her own apartment.
That's some food.
Barely.
Even cheeseburger, I think, is what my friend Rachel told her.
So she says, I never forget this.
She says, well, you sure you aren't hurting any way,
shaper form.
And I said, no, I got a bruise on my shoulder
from the seat belt, but that's it, right?
Oh, let's talk about that bruise.
Is it, are you feeling shoulder, like, pain?
Shoulder pain or is it like neck pain?
And I'm like, no, it's a bruise.
Like, I'm like around my shoulder, like I'm my chest.
It's fine, you know, I'm, I don't need,
do you wanna go see the doctor tomorrow morning?
No, I don't, because if you wanna go see the doctor,
I can send you to a doctor, the doctor we use,
we can send you to a doctor, we can all check out.
And I'm like, listen, I'm not, you're the other insurance,
like I'm fine, everything's fine.
I'll tell you what, $7,000 for your pain and suffering,
if you promise not to come back and sue us for anything.
And I was like, what?
She's like, I think that's fair,
you know, that gives you a week to kind of sit home
and recover, it takes care of any physical damages you might have,
and then you get a separate check for the car.
And I was like, fucking, hey, really?
And she said, yeah, and you know what, three days later, that mother fucking check came.
And you never fixed the car.
Never fixed the car.
We went on vacation.
We went to Costa Rica.
We went to Costa Rica.
But they don't care.
The car was paid off.
What does that have to do with matter? I don't care.
I'm just surprised.
It was kind of a disaster.
Oh, so anyway, people on the Lanark City drivers just
want to know that.
Yep.
So we're back from Memorial Day.
We're rounding around to the 200th episode.
We got a lot of exciting stuff coming out for the 200th episode.
Come around the bend.
Coming around the bend, including the top 10 worst
or best commercial break moments, along
with the worst episode of the commercial break,
we are going to do unto others. What we do to ourselves here at best commercial break moments along with the worst episode of the commercial break. We are going to do unto others,
what we do to ourselves here at the commercial break
and review our worst episode on video nonetheless.
Check that out.
Okay, God.
I'm gonna surprise you.
So, it had to be when we first started on video.
Like, it's pretty early on.
Yeah, it's like the camera sideways.
It's dark, it's bad. You sound like shit. I look like
shit. It's just a shitty situation. God bless our, you know, Astrid and Gustavo. They tried their best
to make us look good, but just did not look good. But did Ray fond of making an appearance in that episode? Maybe, maybe. Maybe you can re-come into Henry Fonda.
Yeah, maybe else.
That's right.
What's the name of it?
Go into your body.
Projection, I'm an astral project myself,
back into speaking of astral projections.
I wanted to, as we're on our little break,
getting our back from our break and getting up to speed, I wanted to make sure
that I serviced a few of the conversations
I've been having with some of the fans.
And so we've done, we did a ghost hunters
for a mom and son who really wanted us to hear this.
We did a mountain monsters for a lady who was very,
was a lady, I can't remember if it was a lady or a guy,
who wanted us to review mountain monsters.
That was his favorite. that was his favorite that was his favorite and there's one more
request and listen we have done Teresa Caputo I think two times on this
episode on this show and then we did a third one because someone said give Teresa
a chance another chance like in her real environment not and we did it was still
the same whole shit so someone said have you ever heard of this guy,
John Edwards? And I said, I have the politician? No, the psychic.
Okay. And so they said, do John Edwards? Because I'm a little,
he seems like he convinces more people like Teresa is obviously
foolishness. But John Edwards really looks like he's got his
shit together. Okay. He seems like he might be communicating with someone.
We're open.
I'm open to it.
So open to this.
Let me get it.
We are the psychic evaluators here at the commercial break.
We know our shit.
We know the tips and ticks, tricks that these people use.
We're on to it.
And we're due to fool people.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to put on the old, oh, wait, hold on one second.
What happened there?
I don't know.
Oh, hey, now we're back.
Hey. I'm going to put on the old commercial break full reaction. Hold on one second, what happened there? Out of that. Oh, hey, now we're back, hey!
I'm gonna put on the old commercial break
full reaction shot, go to youtube.com slash
the commercial break.
Hey commercial breakers, best to all of you
who have been leaving wonderful podcast reviews
on your favorite podcast player,
especially all those who are using Apple.
We really appreciate it.
We've been deluged by wonderful comments and reviews that we couldn't be more
grateful if you're one of those. If you're not, could you take just a few minutes
and leave us a podcast review, comments, or rating on your favorite podcast
player. Almost all of them have some version of rating or review. It helps us
grow the show. It'll make you feel better and it'll tickle all of our pickles. Thanks so much!
Hey, 661-237-8296 is where you can leave us a text message or a voicemail, and we want
to hear for you comments, questions, concerns, or content ideas.
Let us know by sending us a text or leaving us a voicemail at 661, the word best, the number
2, y-o-yo, that's 661 best to y, best to yo, and go to tcbpodcast.com
you'll find all the audio and all the video right there at one location. You can now connect
with us on social media at the commercial break on Instagram and youtube.com slash the commercial
break. Still the only place to find all of the video content and exclusives you cannot
find anywhere else.
We're going to take a short break to hear from our sponsors.
Please use their specialized URLs and or codes if you're ever in the market for their
products or services.
We certainly would appreciate it.
We know our sponsors would too.
We'll be right back with this episode of the commercial break.
So excited to have the calm app back as a sponsor of the commercial break.
Just last week, I went to the Pod Fest Expo down in Florida.
I drove, it took about 6 hours, and when I got to the hotel, my body and brain were feeling
every minute of the 6 hours.
For many years, I've been meditating as a way to relax, clear my mind, and reset.
And sometimes, I like to have a little help
along the way with the meditation, guided meditation.
I had 30 minutes to get ready to go down to the conference
once I got to the hotel and I popped open the call map,
picked one of their many guided meditations, reset,
refreshed, and ready to go down to the conference.
My children use it to go to sleep.
There are sleep stories for children and for adults,
and Chrissy and I both
listen to the music as a way of relaxing.
Calm is the number one mental wellness app in the world, and we're partnering with them
to give you a discount on a premium membership.
We have three of them here at the household, I have bought them for friends, I have given
them to family, and so many people I know have been using this app.
I personally have been using it for almost eight years.
So calm in the commercial break are ready to give you 40% off, unlimited access to
calmsentirelibrary if you go to calm.com slash commercial.
That's calm.com slash commercial.
For listeners of the show, only calm is offering an exclusive 40% off. Just go to calm.com slash commercial
for that premium subscription.
Calm is a great tool to help you stress less,
sleep more, and live happier, healthier lives.
I can share with you my personal experience about calm.
We use it almost every day in this household,
and I know Chrissy does also.
Calm.com slash commercial for 40% off.
Their premium subscription get their entire library.
Everything they have to offer 40% off.
Calm.com slash commercial.
And thank you to Calm for becoming a sponsor of the commercial break.
Hey friends, credit karma changed my financial life. the commercial break. saved me the embarrassment, the hassle, and the drama of applying for credit cards that
I will never get.
I have my last few credit cards through credit karma.
How does that happen?
Well, credit karma has this technology called the Karma Confidence Technology.
And what it does is it monitors your credit and it tells you which credit cards are best
for your financial situation.
It actually gives you a list of cards and offers that are best for you in that moment,
taking a snapshot of your total financial picture.
And this is how Credit Karma helped me get
my last three or four credit cards.
Credit Karma partners with a wide variety of card issuers.
So you can be sure you're exploring all the options.
And best of all, Credit Karma uses your credit data
to show you your chances of approval before you even apply.
That helps you apply with more confidence, and credit karma is 100% free.
It never affects your credit score.
So if you're ready to find the best card for you, head to credit karma and check out the
personalized mix of offers today.
Go to credit karma dot com or the credit karma app to find the card for you.
That's credit karma dot com or go to the app store and type in credit carma.
And thanks to credit carma for becoming a sponsor of the commercial break.
So without further ado, I was on the internet.
As I do.
As you do.
And I found a John Edwards video.
This is him, I believe, from an Australian talk show called studio 10
And he's going to do what John Edwards does
What's listening? Okay
Believe or not there's no denying John Edward there's a no denying John Edwards is fully fucking the horse has piss
Has a connection with his audience. He's helped celebrities like Oprah and Kim Kardashian
communicate with the dead.
In fact, well, I mean, there you go.
Just throw those things out there and he's real.
Well, listen, anybody who can tell me,
anybody who connects with Kim Kardashian's dead relatives
is fine by me.
Is Kanye one of those?
Yeah, throw up and Kim K in there and you got it.
That's what drives me crazy too,
is a lot of these celebrities go on these fucking people's shows.
You know, and they give them a cold reading and they cry.
It's like, come on.
I saw Brian Williams one time.
Or was it Brian Williams?
Who's the guy in the morning show got fired
because he was touching on the women?
Oh yeah, that's not Brian Williams.
No.
Can't remember, Matt.
Matt Lauer.
Matt Lauer. Matt Lauer.
Matt Lauer broke down and cried one time.
He was in front, I think it was John Edwards or Teresa or whatever.
It's like guys, don't give these people credibility.
Don't even put them on your show.
It means right here at Studio 10, in previous readings of our studio audience, well,
John is here again and our sold out studio audience are waiting in anticipation. So John, it's over to you.
Wait, how the-
Did she say sold out studio audience?
Yeah, we're selling the tickets, okay.
Did they ever sell tickets to this? I thought they used to give them away.
Yeah, but they didn't.
We too see the size of the audience.
Okay.
It's a huge crowd.
Thank you very much.
There's less than 60 people in this audience.
Yeah, they're crammed in there. There's less than 60 people in this audience.
Yeah, they're crammed in there.
It's the tiny little audience.
And I'm just looking around the crowd.
Yep, they definitely believe in psychic capabilities.
If I talk to you, I need you to stand.
If you're able to stand and they're going to hand you a microphone or put a microphone in front of you,
just wait for that so that we can actually hear this.
And do I have your participation that you'll be honest about your family?
Yes.
Okay.
Say yes.
Okay.
Now, yes.
Because what I'm doing is I am conditioning your mind to believe that this is formal and
a process and something I can do by setting guidelines.
Humans love guidelines.
This is what therapists do too.
Sometimes they set parameters, they put up rules,
they make you think that it's constructed
because then it seems like, oh, this must be real
because he's giving us some rules at a time.
He's done this before because he's making sure
there's a method that I stand up for the microphone
and tell the truth.
Yes.
Uh. I promise I'll be as discreet as I can
if we're going to an area that's private.
If I'm going to an area that's private,
just say, John, I understand that.
That'll be code for shut up.
Private.
Private.
To kick this off, I'm going to give you guys the opportunity
just to get the energy flowing.
If you have a, does someone have a penis in here? They want to get the energy flowing. If you have a does someone have a penis in here?
They want to show me?
Five.
If you have an erection, no.
John shot up. No, I'm serious. Do you have an erection or have an erection problem?
I'm sensing you have an erection problem.
John shot up. It can't get up. I'm sensing it won't go up.
Stand up young man. Listen, talk to the microphone.
Question. Raise. Oh, sorry. And just on behalf, just thank you guys for being here. Thank you,
guys, for having me. I love being here. So thank you very much.
Grazy. Yeah. Yeah.
Bring on the skeletons.
Bring on the scary ghosts. That's why we're here.
I paid a lot of money for this sold-out event.
Me and seven of my closest friends.
So, throw your hands up and we'll start.
You can go first, please stand.
When someone passes, do they have any control over what people do after they pass?
They don't have any control over it, but they can inspire us.
So they could put things in our path.
I can't really talk to people, but I can tell you bullshit that makes it sound like I'm
talking to people.
And thank you, Judy.
Your check is coming in the middle.
That's Judy.
That's my assistant everybody.
But I'm the audience.
He's doing things a little different.
He's doing a reverse cold open,
which means that he is asking the questions of them.
Yeah.
But I suspect that one or two of these
has nothing to do with an actual audience member.
They are a shill, what's called a shill.
To let us react to, that might influence us in a certain way,
to make you go, hmm, that's interesting.
Like, how do you know that?
I mean, that's so vague too.
Like, one time I woke up and in blood on my mirror
was stop talking to me, John.
Yeah, that's not that.
It inspired me to stop talking to them.
That's very vague.
I woke up with a knife and my dog's back
and it's inspired me not to raise animals anymore
Because that's happened three times before so patterns get established people will see things in a certain way
So they can influence that they could bring people into our circle
But they can't force you to date them. They could bring somebody into your life
From a career to the point
Somebody from actually some a career point. The kids we got. She's like, she's a fan. Somebody in front of somebody.
Maybe I need to date this person.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow, Judy's looking real good.
Hey, Brian, it's me, the ghost of Carl.
Get up on that.
Who is that?
Ghost of Carl.
I just wrote in blood on your mirror.
So date Judy, she's hot.
I just actually I want you to date her
so I can see her naked.
What do you think about that?
So I can't, is someone talking to me?
It's me, the Ghost Decoll.
What can't you hear me?
I'm gonna force you to date her.
Force you to date her.
This is ridiculous horse shit from the beginning, John.
Vide, like openings for you to be aware of,
but it's always up to our free will.
Like that's the important thing.
Somebody passed from a vehicle accident,
but I don't feel like they passed in the accident.
Um, my partner passed in the accident.
Well, that's a very...
I, at some point, they will also say that about me.
I passed in the vehicle accident,
but I didn't pass in the vehicle accident.
Many years later, I then died.
What the fuck, man?
The fuck.
That makes none sense whatsoever.
Many of them are in the vehicle accident.
Has I...
Hasn't said that something's been in the car accident.
I'm not in that, but in just later, they died.
Much later, Chris.
It doesn't matter how long it was.
They died as a result of a car accident
that had nothing to do with the car accident.
Are you picking up what I'm getting?
Has anybody ever ridden of the car?
You've been in the car.
Is there a car?
Anybody have a car parked outside?
Many years ago.
Yeah.
Okay, and was it like never again consciousness?
Never again.
Yeah, never again.
Say it again.
Never again, consciousness.
Yeah. And did you guys have to make a decision regarding things after he passed or after the passing? You're getting conscious in this. Never again. Yeah, never again. Say it again. Never again, consciousness.
And did you guys have to make a decision regarding things after he passed or after the passing?
He was trapped in the vehicle and there was a lot of mystery around it and his family
shot me out of the funeral and had a little baby with him and it's just a tarp.
That's not what I asked.
Shot me out of the funeral and had a baby with him.
I don't mean to make fun of someone's misery,
but he asked the question,
did you have to like pull the plug?
Did you have to make the decision?
And she was like, he got trapped in a car.
He got trapped in a car.
There's a lot of mystery about it.
Mystery.
He got trapped in a car.
What's the mystery?
And then they shut me out of the funeral and had a baby with him?
10, 4, or 8, right? This is a, we're over here-4, believe it or not.
We're over here on Georgia 400 in Hogan Bridge.
There's a guy trapped in a car.
It's upside down and got hit by another car.
I just don't know how he's-
How serious.
I just don't know how this guy got trapped in it.
Do we have a psychic investigator anywhere that can help us out with some of these questions?
It's history.
Wait, I'm more interested in interesting fact that they've shut her
out of the funeral and had a baby with him.
Yeah, that's the story.
What?
Yeah, fuck John Edwards, get this lady up there.
What happened?
What?
The guy had a baby after he died?
Oh my God.
Time, so a lot of answers on.
Let's go back and review this for a second.
What did she say?
I think she said they had a baby with the vegetable guy.
Yeah, well, you of course,
who doesn't have babies with vegetable guys?
You get them all hot mother.
I'm not a reserve, I guess.
Yeah, you're a person with this sperm, that's right.
I don't know.
Did you guys have to make a decision?
We're going to be in this afternoon.
You passed or I'm not.
Yeah, I'm here.
John's like, what the fuck did I get myself into?
Don't worry, he's a professional.
He knows how to handle this.
So he asked the question, did you have to make any decisions
about his care afterwards to which she responds to this?
He was trapped in the vehicle and there was a lot of mystery
around it and his family shut me out of the funeral
and had a little baby with him.
It's just a terrible time, so.
He had a little baby.
Okay, I need to know this later. Sorry.
How did the guy,
how did he,
she needs to do this right now?
And how did the whole family have a baby
with a baby?
What happened?
What's going on here?
Did he adopt a son?
Is, is coma?
What happened?
Oh no.
Hi honey, it's me. What happened? Oh no. Uh, hi honey, it's me, you're serigant.
I know you can't hear me in there.
I brought you on Edwards along to talk to you
about our new baby.
But we've shut Karen out of the picture.
She's out.
Yeah.
She couldn't figure out why you were trapped in the car.
It was a mystery.
A lot of answers on any questions on it.
So you will remove from that?
Yeah. OK, now are there two So you will remove from that? Yeah.
Okay.
Now, are there two other kids or?
I've got three more kids after that.
Okay.
So I'm supposed to talk about like more, like talk about more.
And where are you talking about?
Talk about more, more, more, more.
What the fuck is that?
First of all, second of all, you see what he did.
He knew that when she responded like that,
she's completely open.
She's already telling the stranger,
complete secrets about her.
Yeah, emotional.
Yeah, so he dove in in that direction.
And then he asks, so there's two more children
and she said, I have three more.
So he got it wrong.
She goes, it's two more, though, there's three more.
But he breezes right over that part.
So there's more.
You want me to more?
No more.
There's more and more.
I'm gonna make that into our new opening. More. So there's more. You'll make it more. More, more, more. I'm going to make that into our new opening.
More.
And where's the George? Well, where's the?
I've got Uncle George in spirit.
Yeah. Okay. So George is here and connected to this.
I heard a little George. Yeah.
A hard time hearing.
I've heard of the name George before.
I wasn't the guy named George. This is crazy.
I just saw George at a George checked out my groceries today.
This is nuts, but there's a sound.
I'm hearing a V name of Los seven babies.
One of them is gonna be Vanessa.
Oh my God.
Oh, poor woman.
What's happening in her life?
Seven babies.
Okay.
I think the Australian police should be on this one.
Yeah, they need to investigate the post-issue.
Seven children, I mean, if that if true, horribly sad.
Oh my God, and the fact that you name them
with a sound that John got is also horrible,
but he's still just fishing.
Yeah.
Because it's time to talk about the V being there.
And then why is the month of April important?
My dad's birthday, my part of the past was in April.
Okay.
My son, our son was in April, so I was very significant.
So I feel like I'm supposed to bring up the month of April, but two separate signs,
because April split up in two separate signs, so someone's got to be more of the air.
Is anything important happen in December?
Is there a thing in December toward the end of December?
Toward the end of December, right?
At the very, very end of September?
And you were lived during April. Have you ever had an April?
Notice all of these events are random and not connected. No. There's a guy in a coma that we don't know what happened to him
But he had a baby with somebody. Yeah, there's two three children not two. There's an uncle named George
There are there's a baby named Vanessa.
Seven dead babies.
Seven dead babies.
One of them was the name Vanessa.
And now April, I don't get it.
Bringing all the gathered, John.
Do it.
And someone's got to be more the tourist, correct?
Oh, absolutely.
My partner was 14, so that's a derriest.
Is that what I've got to blank?
And 27th is my son and he's, yeah.
Okay, so it's splitting it up that way and then is somebody known
for like
I don't know what this is raising birds or
Uncle George. Yeah, had birds was family or it's pigeons all in a family yet and
Somebody go through the problem normally here about people
Mike Tyson raises pigeons and we see I like Mike Tyson actually but I don't think he's
like a shining example of sanity. First of all, second of all, this sold out audience clearly had
to fill out in. You're wondering now like he got specific about this because this wonderful sold out
audience here had to fill out information long before they came into the studio. This is not hard
to figure out. He sees one old man named George raising pigeons and that's what he sticks on. All
you have to do is go to this lady's Facebook. I can guarantee you all seven of the children she's
lost. George, the pigeons, it's all up there because this is the kind of lady that tells you
everything on Facebook. Yeah. No private profile here. Also, so having like a facial reconstruction, would somebody have some type of surgery done
on one side of their face?
My cousin, Joanne, had a brain tumor and her hair never grew back.
She died at 27 and I'm so one part of her hair.
The whole one is right.
The whole one is right for nine years.
What in the world is going on with this woman?
I'm starting to think she's a shield too.
This is all sounds a little too.
This is a little too general hospital, isn't it?
Wow. It's very soap opera. I'm a guitar player. This is a little too general hospital, isn't it? Wow.
Very soap opera, you.
That.
Aftar in the street.
Yeah, okay.
And that's a Jane, ain't you said?
Joanne, yep.
And is Joanne's dad still here?
He's in spirit too, my uncle Bob.
Okay, so who's the older male that Joanne would know
that's still living?
I'm supposed an older male.
Oh, that's my ex husband she was sleeping with.
He's still in a coma too. We also have 12 kids
in spirit. In spirit. Still here. Oh, he's birthplace today. Yeah. Because she's telling me to
acknowledge the older male and her family still like make a make a big deal about to me,
which would be above you, which would be like father. Yeah, he's meant to. He's a four years old
a man. Thank you. And then did you ever work in culinary,
or did you ever work with food
and somebody worked in the food business?
I had a kitchen.
I had a kitchen.
I had a kitchen in the knife and a cutlery set in everything.
I got two pots and a pan.
Good.
I've cooked before.
Plenty.
I love mac and cheese.
Do you like mac and cheese?
I actually burned my face with a mac and cheese.
I actually was in the mac and cheese
factory and fell into the mac and cheese maker. That was my fourth husband. He's still in a mac
and cheese coma. I can't get the mac and crazy. Yes. OK. Oh, thank God.
OK.
All right, go move.
So is mom also passed for you?
Yeah.
And were you and she not on good speaking terms?
Oh, no.
We were called on hold on.
I want to be really clear.
Can you show me that?
Hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, hold on.
She's like now.
I'm going to tell you what to say.
Hold on one second.
Yeah. Exactly. Hold on one second. My earpiece isn't working. Hold on one second. I'm gonna tell you what to say. Hold on one second, yeah. Exactly.
Hold on one second.
My earpiece isn't working.
Hold on one second.
I wanna be really clear about this.
What I mean, you weren't on speaking terms.
I mean, on occasion, you didn't speak
like during the middle of the night.
I mean, you didn't talk to each other all the time.
Right.
Well, we're not on good speaking terms
before they pass.
My mom's sister Joanne's mom weren't speaking.
Okay.
Is Joanne still here?
Joanne's at the Brian Trimmer.
No, no, Joanne's mom still here?
No, she's in spirit.
Then I'm supposed to tell you that they've been able to reconnect and make that okay or make
that make that make that make you feel okay.
Thank you.
That's the one to put.
Don't give a shit about either those three.
But can we get back to George and my baby? And are you?
You're not adopted, right?
I have found out as my mother was passing that my father was my father.
Wow.
Because it's time to talk to some of you being raised.
More than you think.
And moving up, there's not there by a lot of logical parent.
My dad, you.
Okay.
But you're, you're, you were fine with that.
From what I'm being shown is like, you were fine with that information.
You just have to contact the man after my marriage started.
You want to know me?
So my dad, the rising is my dad.
Yeah, because they're making me feel like,
oh my God, this woman has lived 17 lives.
Yeah.
I tragedy.
I suspect one of two things here.
Okay.
All right.
Janie, who gave me this suggestion for this video, right?
Who gave me the suggestion for this person,
and one of these was one of the videos that she gave me.
She said, tell me that this is not,
there's not some reality to this.
It would be interesting to get involved in this lady's
very dramatic, horribly sad story,
and I have empathy for her.
If, in fact, this is true, right?
And I'm not saying it's not.
I don't know this lady from Adam, maybe it is true.
However, there is absolutely no way
that he does not know who this person is.
He has not reviewed what is going on
on her social media, Facebook, public records, whatever.
And or this lady is a shill altogether,
meaning that she knows John, John knows her
or their producers and they have spoken ahead of time.
There's no way.
Where is he getting this information from?
How's it coming into his brain?
Like, this is the other question that I have about these psychics.
It's like, how are you funneling this information real time
as it's going on and you're talking about it at the same time?
How do you carry on a conversation with ghosts?
Yeah.
And people.
You're seeing visions.
And then, you know, you're able to just act like you're not though.
It would be more believable to me.
Like is it like a movie?
Yeah.
What does it look like?
He can't tell you that.
No.
It's just like Teresa can't tell you that.
She says.
I can just ideas floating into the head.
Spirit has one person jumping on a leg
and another guy lost an eyeball
and that's what is signed for.
He's cold and at nighttime.
It's like, I would. First of all, it would be more believable to me.
If John literally passed out on stage
and woke up five minutes later and was like, okay,
I got it.
I just went into the spirit world.
I agree, yeah.
You're fine with the information.
I don't know, just to full disclosure,
I don't know if the man that is your biological dad,
if he knew about you at the time.
Yeah, he did.
So he did.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he did.
Hi, man.
Okay, okay, okay, so what I mean by that is,
I don't know if he knew that you knew that you knew
that you knew, that I knew.
I didn't know that I knew.
Oh, the, ah!
Ah!
The, yeah, I rang me and I just had a feeling that it was him okay after I feel like again when I saw the when I saw
Question marks before I'll say it again when I see question marks
It's because we don't know what happened
Every day I see some question marks well John that's the most honest thing you've said
All-sh program. Yeah, when we see question marks, it means we don't know. Yeah, and I have a big fat fucking question mark right now.
When we see question marks, we know what happens.
Well, we just like a cartoon question mark, it's like popping up. Yeah, is it like a pop?
It's like popping up. Yeah, it's like a pop, it's like a smoke bubble. Like a pop bubble.
Yeah.
Question mark.
Ah.
Question mark.
Ness, Bill Cosby, you know, the letters,
this commercial brought to you by the letter question mark.
OK.
Is you?
Transpired.
So I feel like it's important that you know that they're good with you
being good with how things are. Do you understand?
I always say that. At one point I would like them to be like they're fucking
pissed. I'm not okay with anything that went down. They hate you.
Sorry. That's just what I'm saying.
Great point, Chrissy. How is every spirit the friendliest fucking ghost?
Everyone's casper.
Everyone wants to be. They want you to let you know the family ghost. Yeah, everyone is okay with everything.
Everything I want to see they fucking hit you from the grave.
In here is why my my belief here is why.
Thank you. If they said that I'm gonna refer you to my
Exorcist.
Do you remember?
My person that can remove hexes.
Do you remember the lady Cynthia Plath?
Cynthia, I think Cynthia Plath?
Okay.
She was a very famous psychic.
We'll review her one day.
Okay.
You know, in a couple months, we'll go to her.
She made predictions about Natalie,
the girl who went missing in a rubah.
Oh, right.
She told her parents, live on Montel Williams,
told those parents that she was in the water
that she had drowned and that she would never come back.
Yeah.
Right?
No, no, excuse me, that's where they found bones
in the water.
I think she was chopped up.
Chopped up and thrown all over the backside
of the island or something.
She told the parents of the girl,
who remember the missing girl in California,
who was missing for like six years,
and then all of a sudden she appeared,
she was living with the two crazy people.
Oh yeah.
Do you remember that?
She told those parents that her daughter
had been chopped up,
that body parts were going to be found.
This is the reason why most of these psychics now,
they take this all, you know,
a whole of, you know,
Gwyneth Poucheral Attitude after life,
is because they don't wanna cause additional damage.
But they wanna make you believe
that they're talking to the family
because that makes them money,
but they don't wanna hurt your feelings
by saying something that might seem non-altruistic
because then you'll get angry with them, right?
They're taking lessons from Cynthia,
whatever her fucking name is.
Yeah.
Welcome back to Studio 10,
it's psychic medium.
John Edward is with us this morning,
reading our audience.
That's like a good morning.
Psychic reading.
Yeah.
So today I'll write a good took off.
Good morning.
Good morning. Good for a little vodka a little vodka glue in it and good morning
Such a good day look at the sun is shine. It's great day to talk to our dead uncle
Is it and cry remember that asshole used to beat me senseless
Remember that guy out of baby with another lady
You were married to for a while.
Went into a coma, never talked to you,
the family ex-communicated.
Let's talk to him.
It sounds crazy, Annie.
Yeah, we totally veered to the last one
from the guy that died or was in the coma.
They skipped right through that.
He made no point whatsoever.
No. He made a series of random.
That like her aunt and her grandmother. I think
We're okay with each other. They may he just made me peace. They made peace
And his grandmother's wife grandmother's uncle George's wife's uncle's grand
I know
Coma guy's mother's uncle
They're all happy and all the birds are there too
that everyone thinks you're great just know they all love you no matter how
many times they shit on your car they all love you all the pigeons
you don't know that's their love every time a pigeon shits on your head, it hits your uncle George.
Taking a dump of sunshine.
Every time you take a shit and it stinks a little bit, that's it's Uncle George, just reminding you of how bad his colon problems were.
I sent a stinky poo in the morning is that who has a sticky food in the morning that's my sign that someone loves you
I got a bring up a horse give a horse that's passed my friend what's the big deal that it's a horse? My friend, we called her horse face. My friend, she's a horse.
She clumps around, clumps with hooves.
She likes to play horse dress up.
First of all, they're in Australia.
Is there a lot of countryside in Australia
where horses are about a plenty?
Oh yeah. So I mean to say who has a horse horses are about a plenty. Oh yeah.
Yeah, so I mean to say who has a horse.
Everyone has a horse.
Yeah.
Right.
I know someone that has a horse.
I have ever seen a finding Nemo 42 Wallaby Way.
There are all ride horses out there at 42 Wallaby Way.
That's the most I know about Australia.
It's like.
He loved it.
It was a Clyde style.
The friend that you said your friend?
Yeah.
Okay, is that friend past?
Yes.
Oh, so you said that?
Oh, this is the same lady who asked the question before.
This is the shill.
This is the same lady who asked the question before.
Yeah, she did.
She already asked the question.
Why are they going back to her?
Now they're talking about a Clyde's day.
Isn't that the Budweiser horses?
They're clapping around.
They're clapping around. Yes, they're clapping around. They're clapping By the way, they're clopping around. We have transing down this street
with a wagon on the back, those poor fucking horses.
I saw the Budweiser Clydesdales in Denver,
in Colorado, and the Budweiser plant.
Holy and fucking shit, those things are,
they're eight and a half feet tall.
They're huge.
Yeah, if you're friends of Clydesdale,
the horse. It's with the horse. Gotcha. okay, I'm trying to figure out why the horse
So that would let you know that it's that friend. Yes
Gotcha, and you the one they asked me the question correct. Yes, gosh
So why is that?
Gotcha, I told you in the pre-meeting I didn't want you to follow up about the fucking horses
No one believes you about the horses. It's not a good storyline.
I thought we talked about this in the creative meeting. No Clydesdale.
I can't communicate with Clydesdale. How's it going to make me look?
Am I talking to horses? Gotcha.
Yeah, there's already an animal psychic. He's on animal channels.
Significant. He passed just in October. Okay. And did the horse pass before him? Yes. The horse is buried with him. Wait. Oh, that what's going on here?
This lady the horse and the man passed together. Who's the man? The man her boyfriend? A friend? Oh a friend. Okay, the friend and the horse died together. Oh
What's this story? friend okay the friend and the horse died together in a tragic
I hear this tragic horse
He was a Trojan that's what he was what do they call those a unique
Horseman and where's the are like Brendan Brian Brandon who's the B.R. Name?
Anybody like Brendan, Brian, Brandon, who's the BR name? Anybody?
Barbara, there's a B.
Brian from the commercial break.
You're living or past?
Remember that I'm saying this.
So connected to this is something BR related in some way.
Does he have a sister?
B.
He wants me to acknowledge the other female.
Does he have a sister now?
Is there any BR now?
No.
Come on, Janie, I'm not paying you for nothing.
Or should bring up the Clydesdale's
and now you're back telling me nothing.
I told you, don't make it that believable.
I sense a BR.
I had Basque and Robbins a couple months ago.
Yeah, I have a brain.
Yeah, brain.
Breasts?
I don't know.
She looked around too, like.
I know, she's like, is anybody gonna help me? Yeah, somebody got a BR.
It was gonna be a
Dordes
Hmm if his daughters would be your age
Her age who's her my daughter. Oh, hello, so he knows you too
You would know him to yeah, okay, so then the the contemporaries would be to you
So his kids are your contemporaries. Yeah, okay. Are they like two or three kids for the family?
Two, two, two.
So I'm supposed to talk about the EU as before.
Is there more than one?
If there one or more,
the two or three kids, right?
Yeah, two.
You was getting nowhere with this lady, so we brought our kid up.
And the contemporaries who talks like that?
First of all, second of all, he's connecting with so many random dots that make no sense.
At least, Toreesa has a storyline, you know?
He's hopping on one leg telling you to take that trip to France.
That's my sign that orbits as a deal on summer travel.
Don't even say that.
When your name's mentioned the name, Toreesa. One of the girls, like, so like my three girls, kind of a thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
So like my three genies.
My three girls.
If there was a brain tumor.
Yeah.
Okay.
Brain, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I can't wait to acknowledge the brain tumor, but I want to go back when I said earlier,
there's a, a B.R. not as in brain tumor, but a want to go back when I said earlier, there's a BR not as in brain tumor, but a BR as in a person.
She's looking behind her.
Like, what's behind there?
She's in the last row.
John's getting angry because this is chill and she's looking behind her.
Like, I forgot my note cards.
Yeah, because it would be Robert and Bob.
Like somebody called and Bob, who, where's that?
That's my husband.
Okay, see somebody called and Bob, wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
What's that?
B and R, Bob and Robert, that's a stretch, I think.
Brian Brandon.
Bob and Ryan, I don't care.
Bob, Bob.
Bob, oh, Bob and Robert, yeah.
Well, I wasn't going to say that actually. I was supposed to, I was Robert, yeah. Well, I
Wasn't going to say that actually I was supposed to I was going to say
No, I was gonna talk about them as being like like mortal enemies in some weird way like is there a joke?
Yeah, they were
Competitive idiots
I'm going to go my way. I'm going to say that what they're showing me is that we're going head to head.
So I don't know if the two of them went head to head.
They're fighting in the afterlame.
What I'm seeing is that they're giving each other head to head.
They're doing double penetration on each other.
They're doing it.
Idiots.
It's a mass of penance and anus.
I don't even know.
Idiots, like who can out idiot the other one?
And they did stupid things.
Yes.
OK, like who could do this the fastest, the farthest,
who could do this, who could do that?
But I'm supposed to tease him.
Like he's my adversary. Maybe it's an
a positive way, but if you didn't say that I would have just weren't like they're
going like this, but like with that, you know Superman needs his Lex Luthor, like I
feel like they've got this kind of a thing. Now, see you again.
Oh,
romance go for years.
I'm seeing I'm seeing sword fighting going on in the
afterlife. I'll be Superman today. You'll be like super. Let's cross streams. Oh, we don't have
bodies anymore. Hey, what do you say we can talk to that John guy again. Let's go fuck with him.
Hey, what do you say we can talk to that John guy? Let's go fuck with him. Let's tell him about our clients deal
Okay, cuz I feel like
I'm dying to know to it back the original thing. Why did he die with the horse? Well because often times people die with their horses. That's a no-fact.
It's a no-fact when your horse dies you die.
It's just the way it is.
That's why I say, don't ever get a horse,
because once the horse dies, you're bound to go with it.
Ugh.
Like, I came first.
Yes.
And what happened with the roof?
My husband failed through it.
Because he's telling me to talk about the story with the roof.
So that might have been what he thought. He died. He was riding the horse on top of the roof.
And he had the horse fell through. It was horrible. And so this is important. You said he
fell through the roof. Did he fall through the roof after he passed?
No.
Okay.
After he passed.
After he passed, I'm just making a mistake.
What took place after he passed?
How do you fall through a roof after you did?
And?
And?
Oh, I give up.
Show over.
I give up.
I'm tossing in the headphones.
All right, JD.
Yeah.
Okay, you know what? That's a great, wait, one more time. We got it. I'm tossing in the headphones. All right, Janie. Yeah.
Okay, you know what?
That's a great, wait, one more time.
We got it.
One more time.
Just kidding.
That's the right.
You missed it at home.
That, if they show me information about what's a place after, then that's their way
of basically saying, I see what's taking place.
Yeah.
And I know that the horse is there, but there's a dog here too.
No!
Oh!
Wait, I want to hear back.
He's all done.
He passed?
No.
Okay.
Here we go.
Did he fall through the roof after he passed?
No.
Okay.
Did he fall through the roof after he passed?
Oh my god.
Did he fall through the roof after he passed?
What the fuck are you talking about? At his funeral he threw a pen of ripped
The room up there on the roof
We dropped him from the Herald and Optum
That's right
That's what we do
We put him on the roof for a few days
We rented a helicopter and with no parachute we dropped him
It's a tradition in our family
Bob would have loved it
Robin hated it but Bob would have loved it Robin hated it would Bob would have loved it
Oh my god, okay, no, I don't believe John Edwards either
He just asked if a dead person jumped through a roof
He said multiple times. He said supposed to he acted relieved when someone he got something right
He did a good thing God he goes thank God. Yeah, I guess right. Yeah, we breathed over that and he went oh God wow
Bye gallium hot today
I'm still curious why it's a mystery that someone was trapped in a car accident
It's called a car accident. Oh, had, they pushed her out and had a baby.
With a little baby.
I'll tell you what, Chrissy, this is, I love these psychics.
They're endless and the same.
They really are, they really are.
All right.
661-237-8296-661, the word best, the number 2-Y-O-Yo.
Send us your questions, comments, concerns,
or your content ideas.
And if we use yours, we'll certainly mention your name on air.
We appreciate all comings and going.
Send it to us.
We'll talk about it, probably.
I mean, look at us.
What happened we talked about?
Look at us.
T.C. look at us.
We're a client deal.
T.C.B. podcast.com.
All of the fans towards our two-month show.
Talk to your hundershow.
TCPPodcast.com, the brand new TCPPodcast.com.
Go there, there's Easter eggs, plenty of fun, and for the whole family.
That's not commercial, baby.
YouTube.com slash.
That's not commercial, brink.
You know, I don't need to, don't come versus ring.
You know, I don't need to keep telling you.
Leave a comment in the review.
Talk to our sponsors, all that bullshit.
I just want you to go there and have some fun.
Okay, well listen, we all hope you had a wonderful
Memorial Day weekend as we round the corner of our
Touring the Show, lots of fun stuff to come.
Chrissy, I think that's all we could do.
I think that's it.
I love you. I love you.
Best to you.
Best to y'all.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
Until next time, all we can do, all we will do,
all we should do is say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say You