The Commercial Break - Piggyfront My What?!
Episode Date: October 9, 2023While Krissy is still out of studio, let's revisit a fan fave...Theresa goes piggyfronting! What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that...'s called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa She is definitey using audience plants Theresa's got a million ghosty pals Let's get piggyfronting! Bryan finds the main hole in her scam Does it get more general than “a mother figure?” In a room full of women she asks…who had a husband? According to theresa, darling is not a common term Her favorite phrase is back...do you understand?! Theresa takes it way too far this time Theresa = Beetlejuice? Nonstop yammering yahoos abound! This is one of her shadiest “readings” yet LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo
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Sir, are you gay?
Yes, I am.
Do you care about John Oliver?
I don't even know who that is.
Oh, okay.
What about Wendy Williams?
Of course I do.
Yes, thank you.
On this episode of The Commercial Break.
Hey Podcast Universe, it's Christina, your executive producer.
Just here to let you know that Chrissy is still out on vacation.
Now we do have some special new episodes coming later this week, but while we're working
on those new episodes, let's revisit a fan favorite and a personal favorite.
Here is the baddest bitch you know, with the biggest hair and the lightest grasp on reality.
It's Teresa Caputo and she is piggy-fronting everyone she can!
Enjoy this episode and we'll be back with brand new content later this week. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
Ah yeah, Cassins, welcome back to the Commercial Break on Brian Green.
This is my Rudy Ditty-Fresh and fruity.
Co-host, Chris, enjoy, totally best to you, Chris.
And that's you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
I'm reading an interesting article coming out of China.
You know we have a thing with China.
Yeah we do.
There's a thing, we've got a deal with China, we got it.
Let me...
We're flexing.
Yeah, we're flexing there, flexing everybody's flexing.
There was a balloon, something about balloons or something like that.
But as a noted geopoliticist, let me share with you what's really going on, because I just
recently watched a video
that was very informative.
It all has to do with microchips.
Yep.
We here in the United States are creating
the very complicated and ever faster and smarter,
or I guess faster microchips will be the best way
to put it.
And then we're shipping them off,
shipping the designs off to Taiwan,
so that they can make them in these ever tighter rooms because
like one piece of dust could fall off the ceiling and ruin a whole batch of microchips.
And they're very expensive to build.
And so the chip makers have decided, well, or the chip creators have decided, well, we
don't want to spend all that money on infrastructure to build these.
We'll ship them off to Taiwan where they do it very well.
And now there's a fight over who gets the microchips. So that's your lesson for today. I'm just out there. I know anything right? Thank
you, Noded. You're welcome. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Fuckin' think about geopolitics.
Oh, my talking about it. I just realized I was getting into territory that clearly people are
gonna be like, what is this through talking about? It's about the microchips. So next time you're at Thanksgiving dinner
and your racist grandfather said something,
go it's about the microchips.
But China, during the pandemic,
they had those really intense lockdowns.
And so something popped up like a QVC type show
on the internet, popped up.
I mean, a number of them popped up.
And so they would go live, show their wares,
and then people would buy them online.
I think we saw something like that with the gems.
We did with the gems, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I don't think that was,
I don't think that's what they're talking about.
That was like a TikTok show where they were like,
putting a bunch of rocks in a bag for $5,
or six, clearly, weren't worth $5.
But it was fun to watch them nonetheless.
And this went on for days, by the way,
they just had this channel going for,
like this TikTok live going for days
where they just kept on scooping rocks out.
And I got one for you, $5 for you, $6 for you.
I didn't understand a fucking word that was said,
but I was fascinated for hours.
I was fixated on this.
You like you gotta watch this.
You gotta watch this.
Everybody else likes, yeah, it was rocks.
The good thing is he's got rocks.
What are you fascinated by?
But, but, but, but, just my OCD and overdrive.
So they have these channels that would pop up live
and then you would, you know,
they would show you their goods and then they would sell them.
One of the things that became really popular
was to sell women's lingerie this way.
As you can imagine, like, you know,
give them a little visual representation
of what they're gonna see in the bedroom
and then let the ladies or the guys buy it for the ladies
or you could buy it, the guys could buy it for the guys,
whatever it was, whatever you're into, right?
Whatever the Chinese Communist Party allows you to be into.
So I'm probably getting, you know,
I'm probably getting blocked on sick,
so I can't speak.
Well, it was fun having listeners in China.
There you go.
But what happened is the CCP, the Chinese party,
coming to this party, they decided that it was too risky.
It was too much to have women in lingerie
and guys on the other end, salivating.
You know, they have a pretty tight lockdown.
They've been pretty tight locked lockdown on the internet over there.
So they said, no more women in lingerie.
Can't do it.
Peer it in a sentence.
No more.
So guess what?
The lingerie company's dead.
They started putting men in women's lingerie.
I love it.
And it's working.
It's working because they just take young men
and they doll them up a little bit
and then they put them out in the laundry
and people are still buying.
I think this is an idea whose time has come.
I say we send that internet,
send that channel right on over into Florida and see what happens.
Let's see if we could change a few hearts
and minds down there because I think it's just great. I actually think it's just fucking great that they found this loophole.
And apparently a lot of the women, a lot of the people who own these channels who are directing
these, these shows are women. So the women decided, no, you're not going to cut me out of the
loop. I'm just, I'm going to, yeah, get around it. Yeah, I'm going to turn the other cheek
literally turn the other cheek and Literally. Turn the other cheek.
I put these men in front of the cameras of the lingerie
and I thought, what a brilliant idea and it's working.
The channels are still selling lingerie.
Best of them.
Best of them.
That's our best of you story for the day.
Yeah.
Here's a thought.
Just a thought.
I'm just gonna throw this out there.
Not a political show never have been ever will be,
but here's just a thought.
When the Chinese Communist Party is more liberal
than a state in the United States,
you might have a problem.
I mean, you might have an issue.
Just saying that out loud.
Yeah.
And then, oh, and then there was another article
that I was reading.
Do you know this guy, and this is today's topic,
do you know this guy, Tyler, I wanna make sure
I get his Tyler Henry.
If you're seeing Tyler Henry, he was on an e-show
called Hollywood's Medium or something,
really young guy blonde hair.
Oh, maybe.
Kinda has a weird accent going on,
like a weird act of factation in his voice.
Yeah, he was like a psychic.
Yeah, he's a psychic.
He's young, like 20 years old,
and his eyes are always darting everywhere.
And he's like, he takes a pen and he's like doodling
while he's getting messages from the other side.
I thought to myself, well, this would be great.
Like let me dig into Tyler Henry,
and we'll see if we got another target here
at the commercial break.
Yes, I like it.
Or something else to talk about.
The challenge is, when I, the more that I dig
about Tyler Henry, the more that I realized,
there's a lot of people out there who are writing
that Tyler was right, because Tyler doesn't talk
to dead people and talk about the things that happened
in the past.
Tyler talks about the things that are gonna happen
in the future.
Oh, now that's where the real,
that's where the rubber meets the real.
Yes.
Because anybody can look up on the internet,
like that fucking Theresa Caputo
that we'll talk about in a second, anybody can look up on the internet, like that fucking Theresa Caputo that we'll talk about in a second.
Anybody can look up on the internet.
What's happened to you?
All's it takes is one plant in the audience,
or one...
Or generalization.
Generalization.
Who's died from a heart attack?
Yeah.
Who's got toes?
Do I have anybody even toes in the crowd?
But it's really hard to predict something.
Talk about someone's health that's going to happen
and something about someone's health that's gonna happen and something about someone's health
that's gonna happen in the future,
or just be spot on with a regular Joe
who you've never met before.
Like literally not a cold reading,
but you're just putting somebody in a room one-on-one
and asking them to read that.
So I'm still not 100% sold, right?
I'm still not.
Would you wanna know if?
No.
Yeah.
No.
I think I'm gonna read. I have no interest in if? No. Yeah. No. I think maybe I would.
I have no interest in knowing.
I thought about this a million times.
If somebody, if I could,
I mean, I want to know if I've got something currently, for sure.
But that I might have to tell me that.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Yeah.
I mean, that's just going to the doctor.
Yeah.
That's just,
this is getting old.
You just go to the doctor every three seconds.
I went to the doctor the other day,
I was complaining about a couple things
that I thought strung together
could be something to worry about, right?
And his response was, you know, anxiety
can make this stuff worse too.
He basically left me out of the office.
He's like, okay dude, you got some headaches
and some sunspots, you're gonna be fine.
Everything's okay.
You're 80.
You know what he actually told me? He said for those headaches, stop taking Advil.
Stop taking something for the headaches.
You're getting a bounce back headache.
Your body's getting addicted to it,
and it's causing the headaches.
He goes, I can almost guarantee you.
Guess what?
He was fucking right.
Stop taking the Advil every day, and the headaches go away.
So this guy, Tyler Henry, he has had celebrities, he's had normal joes, he's
had everything, and I've read a couple of articles, like one lady walked in there with a couple
of her relatives and he said, one of your relatives is going to pass really soon, like
a grandfather, grandmother type. And guess what? Within three days, the grandfather was dead.
Within three days. I hope they have a chance to say goodbye.
Well, I mean, if you get a message,
if you believe enough to go,
You're about to die.
Yes.
If you believe enough to go on fucking e-television
and be subjected to this kind of shit,
and he tells you your grandfather's gonna die,
and you don't call your grandfather,
you're just an asshole.
That's all I gotta say.
He's done Corey, Hame, he's done Julia. I think not Julia Roberts a Courtney Cox
He's done a lot of different people and they all have said
Guy kind of was spot on
So there might actually be something to this psychic thing which I never said that there couldn't be I just don't believe that one particular
Person is at all real And her name is Teresa fucking kapoo. Tantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantant I cannot stand this person. This person to me is a bad hairdo and an earpiece away from being
nothing. She does cold readings and she does them badly. She fails almost every single. You put
to reason in front of 100 people, 40 people, 20 people. And you say go out and do a cold reading.
Like she often subjects herself to on,
read just, you know, Ryan and Kelly or whatever show she's gone on.
She goes to the audience and she starts doing these cold readings.
And when you watch the cold readings with any amount of,
I guess, skepticism, you can see that what Teresa is doing
is just an old circus trick.
It is.
It's an old snake oil salesman trick.
Wow, just a trick go.
Well, some of you have been listeners of the show,
we'll understand I've had this die tribe before,
but let me explain for those new to the show.
It's like a big funnel.
And if you leave the top of the funnel as broad as possible,
you can ask leading questions
until it seems like you're hitting on something specific.
But you're really not. You're just saying things that almost describe everybody. Let me give you
an example. Does anybody in the audience know a man? Someone with a penis? No, not what
about a vagina? A canine if you ever seen a dog. Does anybody know what a giraffe is?
Have you ever seen clouds?
The sky is blue, am I right about that?
Okay, great.
I've got someone behind me and they're standing there
and they're rubbing the genitalia,
which means that they're dead.
Are they dead?
No?
Well, who else is dead?
Does anybody have anybody dead?
Does anybody know anybody dead?
And she quickly drops anybody.
She quickly drops anybody that says,
no, and she moves on to the next
with these incredibly broad and leading questions.
Something to do with the heart.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, does anybody have legs?
Is anybody in the audience have a leg?
Okay, that's good.
I sense that.
Does someone behind me shaking their leg and that's usually indication that someone has a leg?
What was the one two were they she was like he says for you to go have a glass of wine
and the universal symbol for that. Oh yeah she was like no she's I see him drinking a glass of wine
that's his indication that you're traveling to Italy. That's right. And she was like no I'm not
I'm like, no, I'm not. Canada, no.
Somewhere in the United States.
Well, I came here to New York, exactly.
That class of wine works every time.
It's a sign for traveling, to anywhere,
especially New York.
She's so bad at what she does.
So Chrissy and I have a personal belief,
and I don't know this to be true.
I'm just saying, I think,
I think Teresa Caputo has an earpiece
in that ear or a device on the top of that wig
in the under that wig that's signaling to her.
Like there's a producer somewhere that's signature
and Chrissy and I believe that we have actually
seen the producers on certain shows,
Signal to her when they get out of the camera angle
like when they move a little too far left or too far right.
There's a whole cadre of people over there,
waving their arms and screaming and yelling.
No, don't go there, go there.
Right, that one.
That's a mention.
How easy is it to put a plant in an audience, right?
Oh, yeah.
You think the fucking view is checking
who comes in the door?
Now, I just glad people showed up at 6 in the morning
to watch them record.
You don't have to say it?
Yes, I don't think I have to say it. Yes.
I don't have to fill out a questionnaire.
Questionnaires, names, social media handles, whatever.
I think they do.
I think that, well, it depends on who you, you can't actually bring cameras or phones into
her live events, but you can read multiple accounts.
Now, it depends on your perspective.
If your perspective is that Teresa Caputo
really does talk to dead people,
then you're gonna find a reason to believe that.
If you watch it, just I think objectively,
what you're seeing is just a person
cold reading an entire room.
She knows where she wants to go.
She has producers that tell her which people to talk to.
Imagine this, okay?
You go to get your Teresa Caputo tickets
at TeresaCaputo.com or whatever, ticket master.
And they quickly find out a bunch of information about you.
Where you live, your IP address, email, all this other stuff.
From that email, you can get all the social media handles.
From those social media handles, you can figure out anything
that anybody is all about, why?
Because we're all fucking dipshit,
supposed to get everything about our life,
for every moment, we got a post about our life.
So all it takes is the ability to know
where that person is in the crowd
or finding something so specific,
like grandma died and we put a red rose on her chest
when we buried her, right?
And all it takes is that question,
did someone baby their grandmother with a red rose?
Oh, that's me!
Oh, but still my heart!
And then Teresa comes flying over
to ask more leading questions to take credit
for what's going on.
There's a million people behind her,
million ghosts behind her dancing and jumping
and rubbing their genitalia.
I mean, I even know what's going on in the set.
So this really bugs the shit out of me.
And I'll tell you why.
It's because I don't like Theresa giving people false hope,
hope that they are actually communicating
with someone from the other side.
It seems pretty cruel to me actually.
And then to be making a shitload of money out
if it seems double cruel.
Right, well, I mean, on one hand,
it could be comforting to some people.
On the other hand, on one hand, it could be comforting to some people. On the other
hand, though, to the people that is comforting to, I mean, if I think that Theresa just spoke
to my mother who died, you'd never leave her alone. Well, no, I would want to keep talking
to my mother. Yes. That must have been how she made money before she had the television
show. People kept coming back. Yeah, there was like 10 people that just kept coming back.
And now you're two years into a relationship with somebody.
Of course, you know everything about them.
You're not doing readings anymore.
You're just having a conversation.
And that's what Teresa does.
She talks a lot.
She makes jokes a lot to get people laughing
because it's hard to be discerning when you're in a state
of joy or emotion or laughing or whatever sadness.
But then the other thing that just like totally, totally blows my fucking mind about Teresa
Caputo is that no one has ever really called her to task.
Like no one's ever said, how exactly do you stand in a room full of people?
And you're asking questions, rapid fire, and you're making jokes and you're laughing,
and you're communicating with the audience members. And you have 50 ghosts behind you,
jumping, dancing, doing hula hoops on a roller coaster down on the, whatever.
Yeah, because when she messes up, she'll say, I is confusing. There's so many ghosts around me.
Or she doesn't even call them spirits.
Yes, spirits. The spirits, the spirits are all around.
Two spirits humpbacking each other.
What does she call a piggybacking?
They're piggybacking on each other.
Piggybacking. I can see that.
I guess like a little kid riding on his dad's back.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
So I, yeah, I can barely keep up with one conversation.
Thank God this is a podcast.
We put another person in this room.
All hell goes break loose.
You want to know why I get to ask true people at the same time.
I barely keep up with myself.
Yes.
So all of this objectively as an objective observer,
who someone who might believe or might not believe
depending on what the evidence or the circumstances are,
I'm open to the idea, but I don't think it's true,
but I'm open to the idea.
I objectively think Teresa Caputa is full of fucking shit.
And I'm sorry if you believe,
we've have a few listeners out there
that have written us that say they believe
Teresa did a reading for them, blah, blah, blah,
if you believe and it's good for you, great.
Then yeah, keep going.
But you're right about one thing.
If my loved one dies tomorrow,
someone that I love close to me dies tomorrow,
I go to a Teresa reading, and she tells me
that my loved one is communicating with me
in any way, shape, or form,
and I have a bad day at the office,
I'm finding Teresa, and I'm gonna be like,
I wanna talk to my wife about it.
I need to give Graham a one last hug.
Please, she's got to give me the banana muffin recipe.
Because every grandma is good at banana muffins.
And they never give you that damn recipe.
Don't worry about it, I'll give it to your mother.
So without further ado, I was throwing on the internet.
As you do.
I say do like to do.
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And I found a clip from one of our favorite muses to Risa Caputo on the Meredith Vieira
show.
That tells you how old this is.
When did Meredith have a show?
10 years ago.
Was it 10 years ago?
Five years ago?
No.
I don't know.
I have no concept of time now after COVID.
I have no concept of time in the commercial break.
We're here all the fucking time.
Yeah.
We're here all the fucking time.
I don't know what day it is anymore.
All right, let's listen to Teresa.
What is it?
Well, the sixth sense, I feel like that's how I, what?
Oh, wait, hold on.
I start a little late.
A purely professional operation here.
It's us, camp communicate with those, or we blocked ourselves, but right. A purely professional operation here. We block ourselves. I'm not blocking myself from seeing ghosts.
I want to see ghosts.
If that's real, come and visit.
I'm waiting for the day when one of those spooky things climbs out of my closet.
It says, I'm looking for Bob, he used to live here.
Well, I bought the house from Bob and if you're going to live in my closet, we're
going to have to talk about rent.
Can you take care of the kids while I go out for a couple hours?
I'm going to go to the strip club.
No, you can't do that, can't move stuff around.
Movie or TV show that even gets it partially correct. My two favorite is
the six cents and ghost. It's my favorite. And why? Well, hold on. Ghost. You're going
ghost. You're going Patrick Swayze pottery. You're going Patrick Swayze, host dirty dancing,
beefed up beef cake. Hot as guy ever in that moment in time.
And then you're going six cents, Academy Award winning
portrayal of how ghosts interact with small children
and save the world or whatever.
You didn't go with ghost hunters, did you?
No.
But they think they're real, too.
Well, the six cents, I feel like that's how I grew up.
I just would just see things and feel things
and sense things that I didn't realize
not everybody else was.
I mean, I actually thought it was normal.
I thought everyone sensed and felt the same things that I did.
And goes because I feel like she connected
with the personality of the souls.
And that's why I feel it's the best fellow.
They... souls and that's why it was the best fellow.
Teresa's got a thousand mother fucking ghost. She spreads it.
I can't even get together with one
of my friends for drinks.
Teresa's keeping up with a thousand
goes. I guess it makes me
easier if they come to you all
the time. Yeah, if they're just
hanging out with you all the time.
What happens when you're taking
a shower? You see a bunch of
rowdy ghosts that's a car.dy ghosts driving a car driving a car making
love to your husband. Oh,
down I got a ghost chisened on my back. It's piggyback. He's piggybacking me.
Is that your hand on my tits or is that a ghost? Fronty backing me.
Is that your hand on my tits or is that it goes fronty backing me? Biggie fronting me.
It's biggie fronting me.
Shem, that's why I once bitch communicated with personality the way they were before they
were sick to really validate for us that when the soul leaves the physical body, we leave
any disease, ailment, or disability behind.
Is any spirit?
You don't say Teresa. No.
You mean if I get into car accident?
You're not mangle.
Yeah, if I get a car, that's right.
And I lose an eyeball.
I could have a new one as a ghost.
Don't mess.
With you right now.
Well, there's always spirit souls present.
I always sense and feel them.
But what happens is when we're in a large room,
I don't know they're all just present.
So they will guide me to be somewhere.
Someone I could be speaking over here,
and you might say-
If the ghost is able to talk to you directly
while you're speaking to other people,
why are they not able to give you the name
of that person Theresa?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that's the big hole in your story, kid.
It's candy.
My granddaughter over there.
Yeah, my Cindy, my granddaughter, tell her that, you know, Nana loves her.
And forgot to give her the banana muffin recipe.
Here, let me piggy front you and I'll walk you over there.
I'm going to go on tour and I'm'm gonna start saying the ghosts are piggy-fronting me. I'll just make weird facial movements.
I'll be like, ah, ah, ah, sorry, I'm getting piggy-fronted.
Oh my God, but that sounds like me.
Know that that's a message from your loved ones as well.
But... She speaks with such authority. Know that that's a loved one from your midst and the message from your loved ones as well. But- She speaks with such authority.
No, that that's a loved one from your midst in the message from your loved one.
By the way, half this audience, not convinced.
Look at all these people.
They are clearly not convinced.
This is why these kind of rooms are bad for Teresa and why they always look like big fails.
It's because there's so many people in the audience who can't control whether or not
someone believes Teresa.
But she handles that with a joke and a smile
just moves on to the next person.
There was a mother-in-a-peat that's that forward.
And she said to me, she goes,
my daughter is so upset that she didn't bring my jewelry
or I didn't wear something.
I feel like I would always wear it or have it every day.
And I didn't bring it today.
Today of all days, I didn't bring it.
So that's how it went all the time.
And she was like, she had her mouth wide open.
But not in the kind of way like, oh my God,
like in the kind of like.
I see it's mother figure, step forward.
I see a mother who had a mother.
No, nobody did anybody not have a mother but had a necklace.
That necklace is from the mother that would have been.
Just know that.
I mean, how many people have some tiny little piece of jewelry
from a parent that has passed on?
I don't, but that's okay.
You have two pairs through a live.
Oh, that's true. Oh, my God.
Well, that wraps up this episode of the commercial break.
I did what are your parents dying?
I mean, God, my mom doesn't know how to download podcasts.
No, but I'm sticking to my grandmother and my grandfather.
But, you know, no, I didn't get any jewelry from them,
but of course, why would they leave me jewelry?
I felt, and I felt that I was over here.
Is it your mom that's departed?
But did you always bring shingrap on her computer?
She grabs a microphone, it's getting serious.
She found a willing lark who's probably a plant,
but let's move on.
For her, like, I felt you always had her with you.
And like, today was the day you didn't bring her in a whole day's choriseus here.
She loved Meredith.
Oh.
And she wanted to come to the show.
We were here in October and we had an issue and we didn't get in.
We came back in December.
We came back on the 12th.
She died on the 11th.
But we came anyway to be here.
You went way, way, way. What? What? What the good fuck is going on here? the 11th, but we came anyway to be here. And you wait. Wait.
What?
What?
What the good fuck is going on here?
The bombs, I don't mean 11, and they kept it.
The 12.
What?
Sounds like your mom didn't leave you anything in the will.
I mean, come on.
Wow.
Your mom dies on the 11th.
You go to Meredith fucking Vieira on the 12th.
Yeah. I mean listen
Conan O'Brien's last show. Yeah
It's a Meredith Vieira show. I don't think what's hard tickets
Like you know Chris Rock one night only live on Netflix. I get it. You know
I'll end up for Meredith Vieira
Coming today, and we're like mom come on tell us that you went to Meredith with us. So you
go there was there you go was nothing. She was saying about a piece of jewelry. Yeah, she said you
you missed a piece of jewelry. That's not what that lady said. She said, if we're going to go see
Teresa, uh, have Teresa give us a sign that moms with us.
That was not the sign.
She's so wrong.
But here she is taking credit.
There you go, there you go.
There you go, you did have a mom.
I told you.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
You had a mother, amazing.
Talk about the husband is stepping forward.
That is supported. Who was married? Who has Talk about the husband is stepping forward. That is deported.
Who was married? Who has a husband?
There's so many women there.
It's all women.
Who has a husband?
It's a husband energy.
Who has a husband but doesn't want to have a husband?
Okay, that's after the audience. I can't even have to slim this down a little bit.
Talk about a husband who lost their husband.
They'll tell me I'm over here.
Did you lose your husband?
Oh my God, that woman's 90 years old.
Your husband wants to just take this opportunity to thank you
for the way that you cared for him.
Do you understand that?
And he says, I wish I was...
I'm sorry, I told you to laugh.
I know.
Someone's misery, but it's so fake.
He told me to tell you that he really thanked you
for all the carried it.
Why couldn't he have told me when he was alive?
As whole.
I was able to tell her that.
And he says, and do you know how she took care of me
and never showed me her frustrations?
Is that correct, ma'am?
And you would go in a room and cry
and say, I can't do this.
Oh, my God.
Half of marriage is being in a room crying
about how I can't do this anymore.
What is so funny?
You come out this.
I don't get it.
I really don't.
This could be anybody.
Your husband wants to thank you.
For caring for him and allowing him to
leave the physical world with dignity and grace.
But can you give her his social security number?
He's right there. Talk to him.
What's his name? What's her name?
Where do they live? I'm the kids that they have.
What color dog do they get? Come on.
Did he used to call you my darling?
Fuck this lady fuck this lady. Do you call you darling?
The most common term of endearment ever.
How's that possible?
Ah!
What was there, Sun?
Cause he leaned over and kissed you and said,
I love you, my darling.
And I've never heard darling before.
I don't think that that's a common term.
Yes, it is!
There are songs written. Darling that's a common term. Yes, it is. There are songs written.
Ha ha ha ha.
Darling is not a common term.
You've used it Teresa.
I guarantee if we go back and we look at these tapes,
she's used it a million times.
Oh yeah.
So just know that it is just his way of saying
that he was she told you how much he appreciated
and more importantly, how much he loved you.
Thank you.
I want to talk about the Sun that departed.
Oh, do you mean the Sun and the Sky?
It's every night around 7, it's a part.
And I've been wondering where it's going.
I want to talk about the Sun that's departed.
I want to talk about he takes responsibility for his departure.
Do you understand that, ma'am?
This does not mean that it might not be your loved one as well.
Do you understand that?
Do you understand that?
It could be two people at the same time because they're splitting into two people.
They're now piggybacking each other.
It's just like broke back mountain behind me. They found love in the after life.
But when he stepped forward, he opened up his hands and showed me the white doves, which
is my symbol for that his soul is someone with her. Can you just hold that?
Oh my god. I saw a white doves one time on a Prince video MTV.
Isn't that on a lot of funeral type related stuff to this point?
They don't do it anymore because the Dubs die.
That's the second you let them go.
It just flopped.
I mean like on caskets or on tombstones.
A Dubs is a sign of eternity.
And in the Catholic religion, Dubs mean like it's very symbolic, right?
The Christian religion, the Catholic religion. dubs mean like it's very symbolic, right? The Christian religion, the Catholic religion,
dubs are very symbolic.
It's not unusual for an older woman,
probably, to equate dubs with death.
When spirit steps forward and takes responsibility
for that departure,
it means that they do not want us to carry the burdens
or guilt or the should of could of would of
so the only gifts that they would still be here.
The white dubs is my symbol for that that you fear that his soul is not a piece because of the way that he departed. Wait, my white dove. Your white doves are the
sign for a paragraph and a half specific to this lady. How many times have you seen Mike Dums Teresa?
So you know that his soul is safe in a peace with God
and more importantly thanking you.
No, it's not safe in a peace with God
because he's running around your head,
telling you a bunch of shit.
I know.
He can't stop.
This poor bastard is just stuck
at the Meredith Vera show.
It's duty.
In a studio.
I'm only 19 year old kids want to be at the Meredith Vera show.
That kid wants to be at a Pantera reunion concert.
Go there Teresa.
All of the prayers.
Did he have, how old was he?
Did he have a girlfriend?
She's ready to help. He nailed down and said, how old was he? Did he have a girlfriend? She's ready to help.
He nailed down and said, will you marry me?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I think Teresa just took a way too far.
Oh yeah, she could.
I saw her wheels turning too.
Yeah, she was, yeah.
She was like, I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I'm gonna keep going.
Because she's really having, make him cry.
Make him cry. Make him cry. Make him cry, make him cry.
Seems believable, everyone believes me when someone's crying.
This is terrible.
And because she's having trouble connecting with this audience,
because it's taken her a while to get these questions answered.
So she's gotta go in for the kill, right?
She is.
Yeah.
So, were you supposed to get married,
or did you talk about getting married?
Yeah.
Did I, were you gonna get his handwriting tattooed on you?
Yeah.
Right here.
I have, I love you right here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
She has it tattooed.
She saw the tattoo.
She saw the tattoo on the wrist.
And then she said, do you have his handwriting on, yes.
One of her producers or someone caught that.
Because a lot of the times when, you know,
in certain cultures when people die,
they get tattoos, right?
Now this doesn't mean now you have to leave the show
and go get the tattoo.
That is not what this is about.
It might be a beetle juice.
She really does. About him, you knowing that he knows Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, Shower cap right out of the shower shower cap do the show like that producers locked in a closet no Community no no telecommunications of any sort
Do you try to go through his departure?
Because he tries to bring me through it and then he hits me in the back of the head
So when spirit does with someone hits me in the back of the head while I'm talking to a hundred other people
That's my symbol for your boyfriend really wanted to make love to you on your last night
together, but it didn't happen.
So he says, just no, it was going to be the anal night.
That's what happens when I get hit on the back of the head.
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They didn't suffer.
They didn't suffer. Wait, you get hit on the back of the head and it's a sign for he didn't suffer.
That makes sense.
Yeah, I didn't see your head move, did you?
No.
No, she didn't say how?
I'm just checking.
So wanting you to...
But of course, through that hair, how would you see anything?
Exactly.
No, that he did not suffer.
Do you understand that?
Why do I feel trapped?
He goes, I wasn't trapped.
I was fine.
Do you understand that? Why do I feel trapped? He wasn't trapped. Yeah. Why do I feel trapped? He goes, I wasn't trapped. I was fine.
Do you understand that?
Why do I feel trapped?
I was trapped.
Yeah.
Why do I feel trapped?
He wasn't trapped.
Was he?
That's weird.
Wait, was he trapped?
No, he wasn't trapped.
I feel trapped.
That's my sign for he's not trapped.
So weird.
So strange how this is coming through.
I have to check my head piece.
And to his physical body, whatever happened,
he says, I want you to know that from the blow to the head.
That my soul did not feel anything from that blow to the head, fair?
That's what a blow to the head makes.
And that he didn't feel it.
You didn't feel it.
You didn't feel it.
Yeah.
When I feel an extreme amount of pain, it means that they didn't feel a thing.
I'm feeling on his behalf.
Does that make sense to you?
No, he was alive for 10 hours after the car accident pinned to a tree.
So sorry.
It actually means he was in pain.
That's what I meant.
He talked about his right side or his right head,
too, with doves.
Yeah.
So you understand also the dove reference as well.
These people are in the front row.
I sense a plan.
Yeah.
Yeah, I sense they've been planted there.
You actually think that you saw your son
in the hallway in the house or outside a bedroom door?
My mom did.
She called me the other day and told me that he was standing
in the doorway and he said, tell my mom that I'm okay. Perfect. Did you just get the
goosebumps, man? No, that was your son's soul that just moved right through you. I asked
him to allow you. Oh my God. Oh man. Your son's soul just moved right through you. How?
Did you just get the goosebumps? Well, yeah, if you're hitting on all these points that make you've seen like
you're talking to the sun, you're going to get the goose bumps.
And then to say that's your son moving through you, of course, there's no doubt.
If you let me hit you in the back, yeah, let me hit you in the back of the head
with a frying pan.
I'm going to trap you in this coffin and hit you on the head with a couple of times
with the frying pan.
That'll teach you to say no to me again.
If you if you and all of us have lost someone that we love a dog a cat a person
We've all lost somebody we love and if you think about them for more than two seconds
Of course you get the chills because it's a thing that is emotionally stunting it hurts very bad
It it causes a lot of PTSD. it's not easy to get over.
This and this horrible human is taking advantage of all of it.
All of it.
She's on Meredith Vieira making millions and millions of dollars while you'll go back
to your house and think you saw your son in the hallway.
It's crazy.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
To feel him.
So you knew that this was real and that where you go, your son's soul goes with you.
And that what your mother saw was his soul,
showing himself for a brief moment validating
that he is okay.
Did you lay in the chair?
He can't go where?
He can't go where?
Oh, I love.
Don't I look great, Teresa?
And he has been viewing his physical body.
Don't I look great, Teresa he has me viewing his physical body. Don't I look great Teresa?
Look at my body.
Lost both my legs and that helicopter accident.
How do I do?
I have to piggyback on somebody if you know what I mean.
So I piggyback off Carl.
His wife's up at the top, bro.
And he's like, I love how they put me laid to rest.
He always wore a white tee and jeans,
and that's how we laid him.
Perfect.
So know that he wants to thank you for that.
He also says, he goes, Teresa, he goes,
do you not hear him?
Do you sometimes hear him call your name?
Because he goes, you are the first person
that's actually saying what I'm saying.
He goes, this is cool.
He goes, can I like come with you?
And I'm like, no!
I'm like, you're going home with them.
I got my own dead people.
She's done all of this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She had this whole conversation with him right then.
While she was on my TV, talking to her.
That's right.
That's, there's two, there's one thing.
There's one gap, one a huge hole in Teresa Caputo's story
that's being told constantly by this non-stop
yammering Yahoo.
I'm also a non-stop yammering Yahoo.
So it's a spade calling a spade.
But if you can talk to dead people,
you hear them and communicate with them
while you're unbelievably talking to a bunch of other people,
you're like a Venezuela. You're having multiple conversations at the same time. I of other people, you're like a Venezuela.
You're having multiple conversations at the same time.
I know this because my wife's fed a Venezuela.
I can't understand a fucking word once they all get going.
But you cannot simply know the name of the person
you're supposed to be talking to.
I know.
How ridiculous is that?
It's the one thing that the dead people can't tell you?
Yeah, my name is Mike.
Tell her it's me, Mike. That's right. Remember one time, the dead people can't tell you. Yeah, my name is Mike. Tell her it's me Mike. That's right
Remember one time the guy wrote down like a basket
He wrote like that down like NBA or something. He's like he's holding up a sign saying NBA. Why isn't he only have the same sign saying my wife is Judy
Third row
Forced to the left
Why?
I know something way it works
It's not the way it works when I'm weird. No, it's not the way it works.
When I'm trying to get that jingle,
jingle out of your pocket.
So know that when you hear him,
know that that is him.
You're not crazy.
It's not your imagination.
It's not wishful thinking.
Do you guys wear bracelets in memory of him?
Yes.
Perfect. Oh, they all have on bracelets that are clearly visible. Yeah. Do you guys wear bracelets in memory of him? Yes. Perfect. Oh, they all have on bracelets that are clearly visible.
Yeah.
Do you guys wear bracelets in memory of him?
You do?
They all say Jason on them.
I was just wondering.
So stupid.
Thanks for having Josh.
We don't have him today.
Perfect.
But do you have Doug, Doug, jewelry?
Yeah.
Who are you?
That's his sister.
Perfect.
They have Doug, jewelry on.
How do you think she figured out about the Doves?
Wow.
We're a Dove bracelet and memory of your brother.
Perfect.
Because he goes this way.
Perfect.
Another couple of people skimmed.
Perfect.
You'll be paying my fee for life.
Terrible if I didn't acknowledge my sister.
Do you have to see Dove? I love what you say.
What?
So she just said, who are you?
And pointed to that girl, a girl that goes, that's her sister.
And then that's when she goes, well, I knew that already because he's already telling me
to be terrible if I didn't acknowledge my sister.
He's doing cot wheels with a bottle rocket sticking out of his ass.
That's my sign for you, his sister.
She didn't know.
She didn't know.
Yeah, who are you, the sister?
Oh good, because he told me.
You're gonna be in trouble if you don't acknowledge the sister.
He didn't say that's my sister.
Please tell her I said hello.
Ha, I could do this.
I could probably do it better than she does it.
You play in your car with his iPod or iPhone or something?
Yeah, his iPod from 2004 to recent.
The music.
Oh, just the music.
Yeah.
That you used to listen to.
But who has his phone?
He talks about his phone.
I can't find her.
Oh, so you talked about his phone.
Oh, who has his phone?
Oh, none of you.
None of you?
I've got it.
I've got it right here.
No, she did that.
I'd be like, wow.
Now that's cool, magic trick.
He's holding up an iPod, which is the sign
that he's missing his iPhone 10.
You can have that phone.
Yes.
So know that if it's something, especially when
spear brings up something
that you long to have or want to have,
Jesus don't worry, no one stole it.
So I don't know if you're worried about that.
We were.
And I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I'm sorry.
Jesus Christy, have some respect for the dead.
I'm worried that somebody stole it. Let us be the only ones who have respect for the dead. Worry that somebody stole it.
Let us be the only ones who have respect for the dead
in this particular episode.
Worry that he stole it.
Yeah, where did he die?
I mean, God bless, I'm so sorry, but where did he die?
How did he die?
Seat was shoved under something.
We were thinking where the phone was
and we were trying to figure out
if it was under the car and they couldn't find it. So just know that it's okay.
It's okay. I have find my, find my ghost on my hair. This is actually a Bluetooth device.
I have find my iPhone ghost, my ghost iPhone, and I've located it in Trenton,
New Jersey.
You're going to do the tree and Benchin memory of him?
We did that already.
Perfect.
No one does that.
No one does that.
No one ever gets into a car accident where someone passes away and puts a memorial there.
Never seen one.
It's an original idea.
We should think about that.
Starting a business. BenchinTree.com. It's about that idea. We should think about that starting a business
Bench and tree.com
It's about that. Well, you were gonna add something
Oh, cuz I go why'd you tell me that they're going to when he goes out cuz they're gonna add something to it every holiday We decorate the tree with different things see she got caught in the lie and she made up for it
She said yeah, she's quick. She's quick. I'll give her that you know after years and years
Of just lying to people,
you learn quickly how to wiggle your way around, yeah.
Bing, Bing, Bing.
Well, I'm very sorry for your loss
and make up bless you when you're family.
Thank you. Thank you.
Wow, that was complete and other horse shit.
I am so glad.
That we don't have to do cold readings here.
The commercial break.
After watching enough of her though,
I feel like we could do some stuff.
It's just about having intuition.
And authority.
Yeah.
So things with authority.
Yep, throw a joke in there.
You throw a joke in there.
You soften them up a little bit.
You use authority.
Just know this.
Just know that.
And then people assume you know what you're
talking about.
But if you took one second to think about this, one second, I'm going to say it again.
Why doesn't she know their names?
She can hear them.
Did they forget their names?
They remember their wife, their sister, the bracelets, the tree, and the trunk, or whatever
the fangs, but they can't remember their names?
Doesn't make sense.
But you know what?
If you believe in it, and it makes you happy, God bless you.
Takes all kinds.
There's lots of stuff I believe in.
You know.
Yeah.
I believe in Chupa Cobra.
There you go.
I haven't seen one yet, but I still believe in it.
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