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Episode Date: November 16, 2021Bryan shares with Krissy some of reactions to the new Frankie B episodes, they discuss the engagement of most famous person to come out of the 90 Day Fiancé shows, Big Ed. Then the gang reviews some ...interesting town hall and city council meetings. One man, Chris, decides to take his concerns about the local massage parlors to the public comment night at his city hall. It does not turn out how you imagine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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However, free Brittany, Brittany's 37 or 30 something.
And the guy that she's engaged to is 27.
27 years old.
Is he really?
Well, good for him.
She likes the younger one too.
He's younger, my dad is younger.
He's getting a little woman.
I mean, it's something that he said for that outfit.
Yeah, okay.
So, but the way that he puts it is not like,
it's not exactly what you want to hear coming out
of a man's mouth is get used to it
I'm gonna bone your daughter get used to it
People just yelling incomprehensible things at each other and they're like three year old
Yeah, he's like you you you you just being disrespect no you'll be in this respect
Fug like two two year olds. I hate you. No. I hate you, no I hate you! I got him, he's like, I got him, I said disrespect the last.
Interested, he already told me he was an idiot.
Can't you call Mike Mewidious?
Are you called Mike Mewidious?
I would like to make him a crackly elected.
I'm technically... I'm technically... I would like to make a crackly a link to you Point
Bill crafter taft or whatever's name is Doug taft bill craft
He was down at the jacksham. I mean our new cycle is so
Now that things just go away, but yeah, he absolutely the end of the page was at a jacksham
I busted in Florida yep for. Forgoing to it and.
They had video of him actually.
Yeah.
In the massage room, getting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Critch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That guy is like 92 years old.
Yeah.
He's got a crinkly old wrinkly.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
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May I have my dear friend, Chrisay?
Yes.
Yes.
And it's Thanksgiving week, and so we're getting all excited here at TCB for one of our favorite
holidays by wearing black shirts.
It looks like we're going to a funeral.
What happened?
I'm wearing an info shirt.
Oh, I'm wearing a black shirt.
I just realized we're in all black.
What is that?
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And tcbpodgast.com slash.com,
or youtube.com slash.
The commercial break you can go and check us out on YouTube.
I suggest you do, because Chrissy and I have a brand new segment
called In the Studio, where we talk about very timely topics,
like news and celebrities and entertainment and all that
kind of stuff.
And the first one is.
Lifestyle, fashion,
lifestyle, madness.
We're trying to mimic Frankie B.
And let me tell you a little bit about Frankie B.
But in this studio thing, this week,
or this particular, the first segment,
we're talking about Travis Scott, part two,
who we think is the blame for the Travis Scott,
Asteroid World tragedy.
So we take all the unfunny stuff and we put it.
Yeah.
It's your welding.
So go there, you two.com.
So if you wanna get serious.
Yeah, if you wanna get serious, with the commercial break. Yeah. Chrissy you do.com. So if you want to get serious. Yeah, if you want to get serious.
With the commercial break.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you know, Chrissy and I aren't always laughing
when we're together.
It's just 98% of the time we're laughing.
We've never been quite serious with each other.
And the trend continues.
Let me tell you something about Frankie B.
We did two episodes of Frankie B last time
we were in the studio.
And I then realized that Frankie B videos were popping up all over my, you
know, subscribe. Like a bunch of new videos came out. And what I realized today, reading
through the comments, clearly our audience is going and trolling Frankie. How do I know
this? Because they're calling him Frankie B. And that's our name for him. Yeah, that's
our name for him. He never calls himself Frankie Bs.
Frank Bernardo.
Right, Frank Bernardo.
Look at my body.
So I do have to say this.
I'm just gonna calm everything down a little bit.
I'm gonna play the responsible adult in the room.
Okay.
If you're gonna troll Frank Bernardo,
don't call him Frankie B.
Like, just call him something else.
I don't get it.
But, you know, hey, listen.
Although we do have a lead we have a lead on somebody
that's doing some, I don't know.
Yes, investigative work for us.
Incognito.
Yes.
Investigative work for us about his name.
House of cards.
House of cards.
House of sweet.
So sweet.
If you want to go back, listen to episode 119 and 120.
You can hear all about Frankie's brand new business
opportunity.
The Frank Bernardo House of cards.
House of Solon,
Sweeze, and somebody is actually reaching out
to talk to him about this because we were interested
to know exactly what you get for how much money
with the salon, so we need this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Just go on vacation, just get him to set up the military. It's Frankie.
And the middle of the country?
In the middle of the literally, the country.
And I don't mean the country like the American,
the United States of America.
I mean like the country, the backwoods.
Because that's the only place you'll be able to afford
to put one of Frankie B's, houses along,
so long as,
wee-s.
And you know, I got a rousing,
we got a rousing pad on the back about more
Frankie B, keep it coming.
So I won't inundate you with Frankie B right now
We'll get back to it. Maybe for Christmas time. We'll put out a Frankie B
Special with Frankie B. Yes. Yes, but it's ECB and Frankie B
The match made and have he's a perfect foil for us. He's a perfect foil for us
He is just yeah, he's a personality that I understand because I grew up in the midwest
He doesn't say anything at all so we can have fun with everything that he says that has and it makes no sense.
And it's quite funny when you think about it,
these videos that he puts out.
He's back to talking about single
and dating life and all that.
So I know everybody wants to bite it to the chomp
and get it all over with, but let me.
I think he's missing a huge opportunity.
I have to say, I think he's missing a huge opportunity.
I feel like he could just do an all-in package.
Frank Bernardo's, you know,
lifestyle fun, fitness fashion.
Salon sweet.
Into a salon suite.
Yeah.
And then you can just come in and just get it all.
Once up top.
I agree.
I think Frank, he could be a dating coach.
But in here, he could be everything else.
He could be a dating coach that literally builds
House of Salon, Salon, sweets, right?
And I think you look good.
That's right.
Out the door into your date.
Out the door into your date with that.
You work out first.
You do a quick workout pump with those muscles.
I know.
I wish I could play this video for you.
For your ribs as you go into the ball.
You get your hair looking good.
You're driving that brand new Corvette that you just bought.
I wish I could, I wish that I wish, I could play this new video for you because the first
20 seconds, it just tells you everything you need to know about what's coming up when
he says, let's be honest about guys who are dating in their 50s or 60s, they want a younger
women.
No, I know most women aren't going to like that I say that, but you know what, get used to it.
It's like, wow.
Wow, such a deaf, touch Frankie.
I mean, I'm a young woman that is married to older man,
asked her to do the older man.
True.
Yeah.
But, maybe I shouldn't throw stuff.
However, free Brittany, Brittany's 37,
and our 30 something, and the guy that she's engaged to is 27.
27 years old.
Is he really?
Yeah.
Well, good for him.
She likes the younger one too.
My dad is younger.
He's dating a woman.
I mean, it's something that he said for that outfit.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so, but you know, the way that he puts it is not like,
it's not exactly what you want to hear coming out
of a man's mouth is get used to it.
I'm going to bone your daughter. Get used to it. Okay and by the way talking about Britney
Spears will do an in the studio about Britney Spears free Britney I know I owe
an apology. Okay now I wanted to did do want to talk to something before we get
to the meat and potatoes at the show so to speak. And and I think I think you're
really gonna I think you're really gonna get into this one.
Did you see that Ed from 90 Day Fiancé,
got engaged speaking of older men with younger women.
Did you see this?
Okay.
For those of you that don't know,
90 Day Fiancé is basically taken over
the whole TLC family of channels.
That's all they run all the time.
Yeah, as it should because it's an extraordinarily popular show.
It's addictive.
Yeah, I know.
Even the celebrities are tweeting about it like Instagramming.
I was on to this way in the beginning and now everybody's on to it.
Yeah, okay.
Ed Bighead, probably the best character to ever come out of the single of 90 day fiance is
now on something called 90-day fiance the single
life because when he went across the world to find his love it didn't work out like a
lot of them don't most most don't they have a really poor batting ever doing
right but so big Ed who is a short man with a huge neck he's got some kind of
condition so I'm not making fun of it but his head is just kind of like compressed into
his shoulders and so he's like compressed into his shoulders.
And so he's like this, right?
No neck.
It's no neck.
No neck head.
Yeah, or a big neck head.
I'm not really sure what it is.
Yeah, one of the two.
His shoulders just kind of meet his ears,
and that's the way it is.
He is one of the best characters ever come out of the 90 day fiance.
That's great.
And he has a...
I'll take your word for it.
Or I'm not going to go back and watch it.
Okay.
I'm not.
I'm not I am.
You are.
I am. I know you are. You're gonna go back and watch it big yet.
You have to watch big yet.
So his love falls apart and they now come up with a new show for all the situations
that didn't work out called 90 Day Fiance, the single life where they follow the lovable
losers in love as they go out back into the dating world and try and find a girl.
Let me fast forward.
I've talked about this before.
Ed finds the local waitress at his pub is pretty hot.
She's also 28 years old.
Ed is in well into his 50s, right?
She's 28 years old.
Too big, too big of a gap.
Too big of a gap.
And Ed just does the Ed, what Ed does,
and he smothers her basically.
He has to go on on one date,
and then forever on, Ed is smothering her.
Constantly asking her, do you love me?
Are you in this?
It's like, it is like, can't shut his mouth, right?
He's so insecure and it comes directly out of his ears.
Now, I feel for him because I know some of these people.
I know guys that are just like Ed
and I know girls that are just like Ed.
Girls, yeah, girls, thank you guys.
They can't stop looking for that affirmation
that someone is actually into them.
And it does this 24 hours a day.
So the girl eventually just kind of breaks it off with him,
right?
He breaks it off with him.
And then the first thing that Ed does
within five hours of getting broken up with,
guess what he does.
Date somebody new.
He goes to Las Vegas and he picks up a couple of like,
you know, 20-year-old strippers or whatever it is.
And puts pictures all over the internet.
Within five hours of this fight that him and his new 28-year-old strippers or whatever it is, and puts pictures all over the internet. Within five hours of this fight
that him and his new 28-year-old girlfriend had,
they have a fight.
He goes, takes the next flight to Vegas, he finds strippers,
he posted all over Instagram.
Of course, she is devastated, and Ed is an asshole.
Say everybody's, you know, to everybody, she's a grin.
Well, behind the scenes,
because this hasn't been on the actual show yet,
behind the scenes, somehow those two got back together, the 28-year-old,
and Ed got back together.
She realized what she was saying.
Now they are engaged.
She realized that she wants the cameras.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what she realized.
The cameras were missing.
That's it.
That's the camera.
I think you come on.
Let's be honest about it.
Yeah.
It is a nice looking gentleman.
She was a good springboard.
Does something... Wouldn't you? Don't you think that if someone was paying no?
I'm not going down that wrap it all
Let me ask you an honest question. Let me just ask you an honest question if someone came to you and
They were mildly attractive and kind of had a nice personality and And they asked you out in a date,
and she was just coming out of a divorce.
And you said, you know what,
I'm gonna take my mom's advice.
You're gonna get the nice guy, the nice guy.
He has all these cameras around him,
but you know, okay, maybe this is something new for me.
It's a new adventure.
I really need a freshen up in my life.
I just got divorced.
I got a kid, you know, life is tough.
Let's just go out with these cameras
and we'll see what happens.
And then for the next seven weeks,
cameras are following you around.
You're famous, your Instagram is building,
your Twitter is building, you're getting hot and heavy.
You probably have a lot of emotional relationships
going on in Instagram.
I am, like you know, there's like,
you can imagine that a flood of...
It's addictive.
Yes.
I can see how the addictions would happen.
Yes.
So then all of a sudden, it goes away.
Mm-hmm.
Can't you imagine you're a waitress in a fucking pub?
I want you back, big head.
Bring that little ringy ding ding right here.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
I was, I thought about it.
And I want you
To come back with me
Ed yeah, he fell for it
He fell for it. He doesn't give a shit. He's got a 20 year old girl for 20 year old girlfriend
Ed is getting what he wants. He likes this girl
How many is falling for the fact that she didn't like him before, but now she likes him now.
It's not that she didn't like him before. She took it really slow at first.
She like wouldn't let him touch her, but it's stuff like that.
Yeah. There's a reason for that.
Yeah, of course there is.
And I'm telling you, it's the fame. She's addicted to the fame.
I don't know the girl. I'm sure she's a lovely person.
I'm saying we could all get wrapped into that.
If someone came to us tomorrow, if someone came walked in the store.
Let's say big-ed walked in the store. We didn't
know big-ed, but big-ed the human being walked in the store tomorrow. And he said, Hey,
guys, I want to be on the show. And we were like, I don't know, Ed, you know, you're not
really a great fit for the commercial break. Although he is. Although he is. He'd be perfect.
We could put him right here, Like right where the boot is.
We'll just put him right there.
Just sit right there.
Yeah.
But let's say he walked in and he said,
Hey guys, I want to be on the commercial break.
And we first had a reservation about it
because we thought, well, Ed's not really,
he's not our best friend.
We don't know him.
We don't know a sense of humor.
He's not really that funny in real life.
He's kind of funny looking, but he's not really funny.
But you know what, we'll give it a shot
because Ed has a couple hundred thousand people
on his Instagram and that could probably help the show.
And you know, maybe we'll just make it work, right?
And then seven weeks later,
the commercial break was the number one comedy podcast
in the world and we were many celebrities
because Ed is on our show.
And then Ed one day just went away.
And all of a sudden we're back to just,
you know, five people down,
not eating us every day.
We're back down to moms and dads
listening to the commercial brand.
Wouldn't we just think for just one second?
Well.
If we were in it strictly for business, yes.
But that feel like there's a lot,
there's supposed to be love
That's happening with the Ed and the girl
But how can you do that when all those cameras are around? How can you it's like the bachelor ad of course you can't you can't when 20
Hunky guys are running around shirtless with their you know that little pelvis bone that always shows with the hot young guys, the one that I lost back in my,
you know, 22 years old.
The last time I saw that was that your pool party
of Memorial Day 2007, right?
You know what I'm talking about,
that little happy trail, that arrow that points down
that way, the one that I'll never get back.
Okay, when you're, you know, when that's going on,
regardless, how do you pick which one you fall in love with
and are ready to get married to?
You can't, it's all about the fame.
It is.
Alternately, the 20 guys, probably half of them
have no interest, because that's just the way life works.
I have no interest in this girl
at any level whatsoever, but they wanna win the show
so that they can become famous, right?
Ed is the exact same way.
Ed is like a little fame
Magnet he's an addiction he's an interesting guy but is he the guy that's
some 28 year old waitress really wants to be with no I don't think so because
she gave every indication that he wasn't the guy for her yes and then now it's
going away now they're engaged that's right it is the most famous person to
ever be on 90 day fiance.
He's the most famous person.
I can, I'll make you an educated guest
that he's gotten garnered the most fame.
And she got addicted to the fact
that everybody was interested in what she had to do.
She was no longer a waitress at a pub.
Right.
She was Ed's woman.
She was her own independent character and personality.
And now did Ed said, well, I'm not afraid to leave.
I'm gonna go right straight to Vegas
and find me another 20 year old honey
because I'm fucking famous.
I'm the one.
I'm the one.
I'm the guy.
I brought this to you.
Yes.
Well, let me tell you something.
Ed, give us a call here at the commercial break
because I will set you straight.
That's to you, Ed.
Best to you.
And best to you, whatever your name is.
I can't remember your name.
Mother.
Dev, mother.
Mother. Call this up here your name. Mother. Mother. Mother.
Call this up here and we'll straighten you out.
Ed is engaged.
And I say congratulations to them.
I invest to you and I hope everything works out.
But it won't, but I hope it does.
But it won't.
But I hope it does, but it can't.
But I hope your love is long.
It won't be more than two weeks.
And I hope when the cameras go away,
that you guys are still together,
but you won't be,
because that's not how it works.
Because you're famous and people are fame horse.
That's what happens.
Just look at Chrissy and I.
We'll do almost anything for a download. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da and I'm like, oh, that was my cousin. Yeah, this is true.
And then I was like, where's the makeup trailer?
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Okay, I was trolling on the internet as I do. As I do. And you know, I remember a couple of months back, I've got to spend a long time since then
actually.
Do you remember when we stumbled upon, like the world stumbled upon this rather rowdy
town hall meeting that went on in England where they were like, you know, you have no
authority at Jackie Weaver.
Jackie Weaver, right?
You can't do that Jackie Weaver basically.
You can't do that.
You can't do that Jackie Weaver, right? You can't do that Jackie Weaver basically. You can't do that Jackie Weaver.
It was a lady who was holding her little town hall meeting and all these all.
This is in England.
Yeah, in England.
Not one.
England.
No, not in the actual city.
Wales.
Wales, it was like some like, you know, was it called, um,
Scround Ship Township or something like that. scranton with whales. I don't know
But they had this zoom
Meeting because it was a middle of a pandemic and she went worldwide famous because these cramudge and the old men started getting on and yelling at her like you can't do that Jackie
Weaver, you know you read the rules Jackie Weaver
They were all basically being dicks to this lady who's just trying to conduct a town hall meeting
It got me thinking a long time ago, and I just got back to it recently.
This is not the only town hall meeting that has gone south.
There have to be others where things have gone south.
For sure.
What made me pop this whole idea back in my head was there is a new Jackie Weaver from an
English meeting, and he is a total jackass, a guy basically interrupting a town hall meeting.
He's sitting on the town councils, what they call it, sitting on the town council,
and they're trying to bring something to order whatever that the fuck that means.
I don't even know what all these terms mean.
You know, bring that car to whatever that.
Is that mean stop yelling?
I think it means stop yelling.
He was saying point to order, which means, yeah, shut up.
You know, you're an asshole,
which is what people would say here in America. But here, let me give you a little bit of the
little taste, a little tiner, a little finger dip. I'm gonna give you a little finger dip.
Oh, what is the meaning that's all about? You ready? All right. Here's a meeting in England,
happened a couple of weeks ago.
Some jackass trying to derail the whole thing.
Please come forward and state your name.
And a joke.
Nope, that's not it.
No, my.
Thank you, members.
So returning to this point of order, business,
member of order, you wish to speak point of order.
Cancer Morris, your behavior is unacceptable point of order.
Point of order. Point of order is point of order
point of order
say
to
order
just
saying it to my kids point of order
I quit your saying point of order
I think it means like you have a smelly ass all or something
for the water
what is I don't what happens after point of order if you do a point of order does
that mean that everybody shuts up and then what do you have to say I don't what happens after point of order if you do a point of order does that mean is there a shut
So yeah, everybody shuts up and then what do you have to say? I don't know well
It's just let's hear what he has to say for so
Okay, I vote your behavior is unacceptable because you're supposed to listen
They say
I'm older now I won't cease this fight
Why is it supposed to listen to a point of order and clearly you've ignored the point of order point of order about my point of order
Your behavior is unacceptable now your behavior is unacceptable and I call a point of order on your behavior
Point of order on my point of order about your behavior
Very formal the very formal over there. He's a dick, but he's being very polite about it point of order
What does it mean somebody call and tell me?
You have no
Forging on mate. You have no
Small dick point of penis you have a small one.
Wendy told me.
Wendy told me you're an idiot and I completely believed her.
You're a micro.
Hey Mark, did you know that Dave is an idiot?
He is.
I didn't know, but now that you've told me,
Wendy, I'm going to use that information for good.
Point of order, you're a dick, you're an good. Point of order, you're addicted, you're an idiot.
Point of order, you're small penis satisfies nobody.
Wendy tells me.
Wendy says it.
He's been doing it in comprehensive all things
at each other and they're like three year olds.
Yeah, he's like, you, you, you, you're just being
disrespected, no, you're being disrespected.
Fug, it's like two two-year-olds.
I hate you. No, I hate you.
He's not.
I got him.
In his brain, he's like, I got him.
And I said disrespect for what?
Interested.
And Wendy told me he was an idiot.
He told, like me, idiots.
Are you calm?
Like me, leave the meeting.
I would like to.
I'm telecrically elected. I'm would do it. I'm gonna crackly elected
Yeah You can't write me live the meeting me. Yeah, me. Yeah, no you can say like me
Me
First of all second of all
How many people vote
Wendy yeah, Wendy voted for me.
For sure.
Wendy voted for me.
Wendy told me you're all idiots.
Meanwhile, Wendy's like, I didn't want to get in the middle of this really.
That was a private conversation, Mark.
If it could keep me out of it, I certainly would appreciate it.
That's a diet, can't break.
You sat there and watched
from the phobic bullying going on in no breaks.
Going on, kind of, you came here.
Oh, there was no bullying going on.
So what the, what led bloke are you doing?
You're not allowed to.
It's pretty common in the parliamentary over there.
Yeah, they do it each other all the time.
Yeah, like the prime minister will get up
and people will be like,
boom, here, it's like, you know, I don't even know.
Here, you can overrun the capital
and smear shit on the walls and people are like,
oh, it's a party.
Over there, it's like, you know.
It's the pro, though.
Yeah, this is all just very so polite.
I like it.
Yeah, I think we need a little bit more of this.
Can you leave the steam out.
Yeah.
Boo.
The point of order.
Wendy said you're an idiot.
I'm going to cut that up.
That's going to be a new clip.
The commercial break.
Wendy said you're an idiot.
You're not allowed to speak because you have not been heard.
But this son.
Wait, you're not allowed to speak because you've not been heard?
Huh.
That's an interesting point that you bring up there. If you not been if you're not speaking, how can you be heard?
No, I don't know
There's some kind of formal thing. Yeah, you must be heard. That's why I never do
We're allowing to hear you. Yeah, you are allowed to speak now
democratically elected junior senator from Lancaster Township
junior senator from Lancaster Township. Essentially, breaching the peace.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm asking it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I know my excuse me, excuse me, within world,
please, no, no, I'm not interrupting because I've been summonsed here.
I'm legally entitled to be here.
I'm not right, legally entitled here.
I don't have anyone to say. Wait, was that. I'm legally entitled here. I'm not right.
I'm not right.
Wait, was that American accent?
This came out of nowhere.
Did you hear that?
Yeah, first of all, I don't understand what's going on now.
It's all just devolved in the game.
It's probably a really offense link.
Yeah, like a fentite.
The most ridiculous things happen at these town hall meetings.
Do you want to hear one that's really, I mean, holy, I had to listen to this twice and then I had to watch, I just hunt down the video
and I had to watch it because I could not believe what was being said. But this is a 100
percent serious human being talking about a serious matter. Are you ready for this?
I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
This is the most insane thing that has ever been seriously discussed inside of a town
council meeting.
This is here in the United States somewhere in California.
Ready?
Okay.
Aren't you excited about that?
What happened?
What happened to my daddy?
Are you still ready?
I'm still ready.
I'm just hoping it turns out at some point.
Are you ready?
Is this not the most ridiculous thing that you've ever heard?
Yes, absolutely.
I just can't keep on playing it.
I think it's an empty cartridge.
Maybe it's just on really low, that's listed.
Nope, that's my children.
Yeah.
It's playing, but it's not playing.
Okay, let me explain what you may or may not eventually hear.
This is about Jack Shaxx and they're being outlawed or or rezoning the jet or the Jack Shacks can or cannot be okay
So the town council wants to take the Jack Shacks sometimes known as you know exotic spas
Asian massage parlors whatever you want to call it. They're there. Well, there it is only seven and a half minutes in
You like I just rolled with that. I got to just shut the whole thing down and then just edit it together.
It's a great job.
Thanks.
But I felt like some day we're going to do this live and we need to be proud of you.
This guy has a point about the jackshacks.
Okay.
Let's listen.
Hi, I'm Chris Flowers.
By the way, Chris, our good buddy Chris, he's like someone who was a vested interest.
Hi.
You're the hot the jacks.
Hi.
Whether or not the jacks, jacks stay.
Hi.
He's trying to make a point.
I just can't breathe.
I take a break from Fortnite to my Doritos.
If licenses and regulations help stop sex trafficking, then if Kansas truly wanted to
put an end-
Oh, this is Kansas, not California, sorry.
To sex slavery shouldn't they allow grown adults to engage in prostitution legally and
then regulate and license that.
When you ban something outright, that forces what you ban onto the black market.
And the black market is where shady stuff starts happening.
Very true Chris.
Chris you got some points here.
Yes, I'm with you.
I like Chris has got his you woke up with an omelette in his head.
His noggin is working full bore buddy.
It's very.
Yeah, I would make these same arguments.
Point.
Many years ago.
Because you know prohibition weren't.
Yeah, prohibition works perfectly.
And you know the war on drugs is going great
Yeah, the fabric of society is tearing itself apart. Did you notice that I'm just asking
Oh, my friend came over with some marijuana and we smoked it shortly after we both started feeling something wasn't quite right
That's right. It was laced
That's right That's right. My friend
was pulling my pants down. It was a little bit weird, but I rolled with it because my marijuana
was laced. Then not too long ago, Colorado legalized marijuana, and now a lot of the marijuana
being sold around here comes from dispensaries in Colorado and you hardly ever hear
tales anymore of people buying pot that's laced. I say the same basic supply
of prostitution. A prostitution was legalized and reasonably regulated.
Then I wouldn't get laced for ginors. Yeah.
Just go for it. The first time I went to a brothel
My penis fell off It was lame
But I re-grew another one
And now that it's legal
I only had clean vagina
Things are good
Chris is worried about the cleanliness
The sanctity and cleanliness of his prostitute
Yes
For you Chris
Yeah
Then mo-
By the way, sex work is work
I agree with Chris here. Yes.
Most people would rather deal with a legitimate license prostitute than have to deal with
pimps and potential sex slaves. So I propose this. The city allows for license
assures to give genital massages if the
masseur and the client both agree to it. Chris is really arguing this hard.
Chris is not joking, by the way.
I saw the video.
Chris is one of you.
He is prepared.
There's no one laughing.
Everyone is taking this very seriously.
He's going to change sex working Kansas.
Yeah.
He names it.
Why wouldn't we just allow a consensual hand job
from the lady at the massage parlor?
By the way, for all the menu, it's on the menu.
Just put it on the menu.
It's there.
Consensual hand job, $35.
By the way, it's legal just to have sex to consensual
dogs.
Hey, listen, I don't know if you remember when I got the
boast glow.
I told you don't remember when I got the boast glow in it.
Italy, Italy, itty, itty. When I went to itty, a pro-scolo. I'm told. But you don't remember when I got the bowscolo in Italy?
Italy?
Italy.
When I went to Italy, I sound like Frankie Bina, I lost my
L's.
When we went to Italy and I went to the massage parlor at the
top of the hotel and the girl was getting super
handsy with me.
And she was like, huh?
Yeah, I think she was waiting for me to be like, yes,
I'll pay you the extra money, but I just was scared.
I was like, I don't touch that. I could pull in my towel back up I was like nope nope nope we let someone get
I got a little frisky with you yeah and then I told you the story about how the girl I was
dating at the time literally went to Colorado or went to wherever she went yeah Colorado and came
back and explained to me about how she got fingered by a fucking masseuse.
And she said it was relaxing.
And I was like, what?
Why?
It's very relaxing.
We're dating.
I know.
You could have just waited to come home for me.
She was like, that's not relaxing.
That's taxing.
That's a different thing.
Still got an axing in it.
Speaking of, I'm axing this relationship. You're taxing. He was relaxing of, I'm axing this relationship.
You're taxing, he was relaxing, and now I'm axing our relationship.
I'm going to move to Colorado.
They can free fingering with everything.
Fuckin' weed.
And the weed's legal too.
And it's not laced just in case you're wondering.
According to Chris.
Acid and have every other part of their body touched and rubbed by a massage therapist.
Hell, we let proctologists spend their day fingering men
and sticking things up their ainess.
So, it's a lot of fun.
It's a little different.
It's a little different.
I'm comparing apples to apples on this one, but.
I don't think a proctologist enjoys his job,
and let me tell you something,
I don't enjoy the proctologist.
That's not how it goes, right?
If I was getting a sens central massage, I'm assuming
it's something I'm into and I like to enjoy. This however makes life difficult for all the regular
masseuses out there when you're like, hey, you want to give me a hand job? That's true.
Well, how do you just know that there's ones that you can go to for that? If it's on the menu,
it's on the menu. Maybe it just should just say on the bottom of the, on the big neon sign,
it should say, hi-hand job friendly. Yeah. Hand job here.
Maybe like a little neon. Yeah, the nurse says vacancy or no vacancy. Yeah. Just a hand.
Like this. Like a neon. A neon sign that just does like the Tomahawk motion with a cup
hand. Yeah. Yeah. You know, a vacancy. No vacancy. Hand. No.
Why? If you just want to go for a straight massage? You don't go to one with has that if you want to go for an extra
If you want to go extra go to that one. That's right. There's a makes everything very clear
There is clearly one of these places down the street from my house
I mean, there's one of this one for in every task, right? And I don't know why the police in a long interstate drive when I'm driving
Oh, yeah, they're all over the place.
Love joy.
Yeah, it's love joy.
It's fun.
Truckers welcome.
The Hummin Motor Corp.
I mean.
What I don't understand is like, it's open 20 for hours a day.
It's a little strip mall.
It looks like it's an office building.
But then it says, you know, like, Jades Oriental Massage, right?
Now, I understand I'm not trying to be,
I'm not trying to be like, that racist,
but I don't wanna like, yeah, discriminatory here.
But it seems like a lot of Asian massage
are appolars, are associated with this type of stuff.
But this particular one called J Jade Oriental Massage, when you go to their website, it's
exactly clear what they do.
There's naked women on the website.
They're young, right?
And then it says, you know, and they probably don't work there actually.
No, of course they don't.
You never get what you see on the website.
Yeah, it's okay to be an idiot. It's like Tinder. You never get what you see on the website. Yeah, it's gonna be an idiot.
It's like Tinder.
You're never gonna get that.
You're gonna get some 70 year old woman.
Yeah.
Who's like, so secure.
It doesn't take a lot of work.
But you're getting a hand job.
Just close your eyes.
I tell you what, bring your phone in and look at the picture.
Yes, that's right.
But the place is open 24 hours a day and all the wind blinds are closed.
And only on occasion is there a car out front on occasion.
And it'll say like, you know, for appointment call this phone number.
Now everybody knows this happens. It's on next door, you know, the app next door.
Yeah. People talk about it all the time. Hey, you know, when we can close down
Jades, why the police just let this go on? I don't know. Maybe because they have
no proof, like nobody's talking about it or whatever,
or maybe the police are like,
we got better fucking things to do with our time.
This is the point of the, who was the guy that was,
we let the guy that was the owner of the Patriots?
The Patriots guy.
Yeah, Bill Kraft or Taff, or whatever's name is,
Doug Taff, Bill Kraft.
He was down at the jackshack.
I mean, our new cycle is so immediate now
that things just go away.
But yeah, he absolutely, the end of the page
was out of jackshack.
He was not busted in Florida for going to it.
And they had video of him actually
in the massage room getting rich.
Yeah.
Yes.
And that guy is like 92 years old.
Yeah, he's got a crinkly old wrinkly.
And he got busted at one of these jackshacks.
But the conversation at the time, I remember,
the general discord was what, who fucking cares?
Right, that's between him and his wife.
Like, is it really any of our business?
What?
Yeah, I don't really care.
What Bill Kraft or Bob Kraft decides to do?
It's like to consenting adults. Consentual adults. Consentual adults. Yeah. What yeah, I don't really care what bill craft or Bob craft decides to do
Consenting adults
Consentuating
Hey, baby, you want to concentrate with me?
Excuse me. Hi, welcome to Jenny's massage Barlow. Do you consent you wait here? She's just asking
Oh, yeah, why yes? Did you see the sign? Did you see the neon sign?
Did you see the big red jack hand going up and down?
It's on the menu.
Yes, when the hand is stopped, there's no jacking.
When the hand is going, there's jacking.
Here, here, here was the consensus.
I remember at the time about that particular bill
craft or jack craft or whatever's the jack craft.
Whatever his name was.
The general consensus was who fucking cares.
And as long in my opinion, as long as you can determine that whatever is going on in
that parlor is consensual and that those women are being paid for their work under their
own discretion.
They should be, can I?
Fuck yeah!
Absolutely should be paid.
I mean, I've never gotten the jack from a jack shack,
but I would like, I'd pay double
because I'd be like, I'm gross.
Like, I'm so sorry about this.
I feel guilty the whole time.
I do apologize.
I'd be like, a little to the left.
I'm so sorry.
I know I'm disgusting.
I'm very nervous.
Yeah.
I know, but I feel gross. I'd be like, yeah, I'm so sorry. I know I'm disgusting. Yeah, I know but I feel gross. I'd be like, ah, yeah, I'm so sorry about all this
If you're there, you're feeling gross already, so just go with it. Yeah, listen
I'm not saying I'm above it. I just haven't done it because I'm too guilty because I'm Catholic and they just been bedded
All that shit in my head
Meanwhile, I know people who are sexual healers who
Do this kind of thing. Yeah, that's what they do and you know what?
God bless you. Exactly. And they do it under their own guys and their own direction and they make their own choices and they get paid well
And they like generally they like what they do now occasionally they'll have a bad experience and that you know
Hey, look I worked at McDonald's. I had occasionally had a bad experience. Right everybody does. Yeah, any line of work
I mean, but you're not getting the blowjob during that at least. No. No. Yeah, the bottle jacket.
We maybe I would have liked that better than the bad experience I
had with my old boss. God, he was terrible. Who?
What? I'm not naming names. I just wanted to get you.
Okay, back to Chris. Though if someone wants to yank a guy's crank, I say let him.
Pick, wait to go Chris.
Yank a guy's crank.
You should see this as the city hall.
They're all like,
If you could not repeat the word aina,
so we'd appreciate it.
Oh, he said yank your crank.
Well, Chris, time's up.
Sorry. Make sure this. all the guys are like yeah
And all the women are like you're fucking gross dude
I think I'm talking about the old hags on this city council meeting
It's ready. Yeah, as we get older and more wise and also stupider. Yeah, and our world as we get dumber and dumber
with more knowledge.
With more knowledge.
Yeah.
With more facts.
We get dumber with more facts.
Maybe that'll kind of work its way out.
Oh, he's a prudish.
Don't hold your breath.
The fact that when getting him off with your hand
actually be that much worse than giving him
a full body massage, getting up in there
under the folds of fat, or being the proctologist, sticking your finger of his ass, and that
brings me to my last point.
This is about a group of people imposing their morality on the rest of society.
If a grown adult wants a hand job, another grown adult and another grown adult
is willing to give one for money. Another one, another one, another one.
Just making a big, free roll all time. I brought my, I brought my, my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my Nails, what does it end? That's your nails, that's where it ends.
But we're going into the morality.
Oh, okay, got you.
Yeah, but I don't think you're ready to get, yeah, okay.
All right, you know, some religions don't allow
that kind of painting because they don't, you know,
it attracts.
No, not painting, I'm thinking.
Directions.
Oh, yo.
That also attracts directions.
Basically anything can attract an erection. You should be mindful.
You should be mindful the directions oftentimes have no control.
Yeah, I agree.
And you know, here's another thing.
Well, never mind, I'm not going to say it.
But I agree with Chris here.
I think you know, you shouldn't impose your own morality on anybody else.
If you have a problem with it, don't go.
Let me explain why America is so broken.
You have a problem with it.
Don't drink.
Yeah, don't drink.
Don't go to the hand job.
You have a problem with it.
The hand job don't go to the Asian side.
You don't want to smoke.
You don't want to smoke weed, don't.
Crack with Whitney Houston's ex boyfriend.
No. Don't. That's just it. You don't like the weed, don't. Crack with Whitney Houston's ex-boyfriend. Down.
Don't. That's just it.
You don't like the way the Bobbie cracks.
But whatever everybody else be free.
Did I tell you I saw Whitney Houston one time in a BP
and she was doing that like dance she did on the show
when she was on my own crack.
She was like,
and remember how he used to sing back and forth
to each other her and Bob.
Right, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it.
Yeah.
They were on some good jokes.
Oh yeah, they were like taking things apart and they were as if putting it back together. And they were on the same wavelength. Right, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap That was so weird. It didn't turn out so well, but they were having a good time at the time. Yeah, and I gotta tell you something.
That Whitney Houston had a fucking voice on her, man.
She had some pipes on her.
She was one of the most blessed human beings
to ever live.
And I understand that blessings and cursings
oftentimes come together at the same time.
You're blessed with brilliant,
the ability to be a brilliant artist,
but then you're cursed with a,
you know, without any self-esteem or you get caught up in all the bullshit.
Yeah, I mean, not every artist goes off into a bad drug funk. No.
You know, most of them don't.
No, you didn't, I did.
Please, please for the majority of our lives, maybe we could...
We're the greatest podcasters that ever lived.
I'm sure of it.
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You too can out-nose.
You too could be the greatest podcaster in the world.
Exactly.
Like those awards for Atlanta's best.
Atlanta's best.
Just buy this huge ad in our paper and you'll be Atlanta's best. Atlanta's best. Just buy this huge ad in our paper.
And you'll be Atlanta's best.
And we'll put Atlanta's best next to it.
And all of a sudden, whenever you read those delt and magazines
and because delt is based here in Atlanta,
and oftentimes, a delt and magazine has like Atlanta's best
proctologist, Atlanta's best plastic surgeon,
just know that that's 100% paid for.
Chrissy and I are learning.
We're learning the hard way that the game that we're playing is so rigged.
It's not even funny.
And we just refuse to play the rigged game.
So we're not going to do it.
We're going to say.
But something called out Delta, by the way.
Oh, not Delta.
Yeah.
The magazine that Delta puts into the.
Atlanta magazine.
Yeah.
That's the magazine.
I do too.
I do too.
Yeah. In a lot of its pay, it crosses lines. Of course it does. How
do we get here? I don't know. What were we saying? We were talking about Jack Shacks and
that's the best proctologist. Atlanta's best Jack Shack. Don't trust those magazines for
your jackshacks. That's all I got to say. Go to back pages. That's where it all happened.
There's no more back pages. Oh, there's no more back pages. Go to back pages. That's where it all happens. There's no more back pages.
Oh, there's no more back pages?
No, it's gone.
They took it away?
I thought it was Craigslist back.
Oh, is that Craigslist back pages?
Is that what you used to call it?
It's all gone and now been pushed to another CD publication.
Okay.
Adult, Reun, Vinder, whatever.
Oh, yeah.
You know, okay, let's not even get into it.
Yeah.
There's a reason.
You're the one who brought up.
No, I'm saying let's not get into back pages.
I love it.
I'm saying it was a get-go down that, rob-
That is not now.
Yeah.
But it's just changed, this is morphin' to something else.
Yeah, I just don't, I don't want to like drive traffic
to those particular websites because I, you know that there's
sex trafficking going on on those websites,
I thought they were part of it.
That's why they should have them down.
Okay.
So now are they like on the secret web or whatever they call it,
the darknet.
I mean, I don't know, but it's just change names and it's a new thing.
You can buy my credit, you can buy my social security number on the dark.
Yeah. It was good luck getting credit with it.
That's what I always say. That guy's from the commercial break.
They run Spotify ads for 11 cents per.
Stealing my identity. Good luck with that.
Yeah, good luck with that. You might have better.
Yeah. Maybe you can get a Lexus for under 14% a month.
You two can page 12% a day for this brand new 1986.
Almost working Lexus.
Advantage dark web.
Advantage dark web. five ten credit school
Don't go with those other high credit
Go with the lowest one they pay the most and get fucked every day
Isn't it amazing how those of us who can afford the least get charged the most?
Yes.
That's just, that's just American capitalism at work
there for you.
Well, let me play a little bit of one more.
Okay.
It's binder gate.
Is what I call it.
It's binder gate, okay?
Is there binder involved?
Oh no, actually, you know what?
Let me, I'm gonna play a shorter one
since we've got just a few minutes here. Listen to this guy who's very upset
about everything that's going on in his town.
And by the way, there is a series of these.
Every single city council meeting,
this guy shows up and he gives a speech just like this.
How many names Ron Joseph's 1080 Felix Street?
There are a whole YouTube channel
dedicated to Ron Joseph at 1080 News of Street.
Yes.
Where is 1080 use of street?
Somewhere in the Midwest.
You can tell by his accent.
I think in Illinois, in like Schomburg or something like that.
Not Chicago.
I'm here for, you know, I keep getting brochures into mail about how you people are trying
to, you know, not make our taxes go up and stuff.
I lived in West St. Paul for 55 years.
I can never, never remember West St. Paul for 55 years. I can never remember
West St. Paul spending on money. You people are spending. I mean, I know I only got two
minutes, but I'm just say a few things. I think the dome cost us taxpayers like 900,000
a year. Robert Street, if I remember right when I went to the meeting down at Thompson
Park, it was going to be like 12 million. It's probably going gonna be 50 million. Wow, that's a huge jump from 12 to 50 million.
It's from 900,000.
To 50, to 12 million.
Yeah, to 50 million.
Yeah.
This gets killed up.
Yeah.
That's what you do.
Actually, what you should do is start high.
And go low.
It's gonna be 50, that, 50 million dollars.
Seven hundred million dollars.
Seven hundred million dollars.
But it only costs the 680.
Are you guys glad?
Yeah, yeah.
This guy, I mind you, is at the city council meeting.
He's wearing his best bears jacket from 1982.
He's wearing his favorite NRA hat.
He's wearing jeans with, of course, you know what every man like that has.
They have a key holder with a key ring with
750 keys on it just swinging to the side of them right?
He's got many important locks to unlock. He does from every keys ever own. He's got a coffee or two on there
You know just in case I move back to my first house with bodies
The government I thought was gonna read to Robert Street at 2018,
but you people couldn't wait to 2018.
It probably won't even be done till 2018.
Okay?
Okay.
That's true.
Stuff is always late.
Yeah, stuff is always late.
Right field, you bragged about, oh, it's so beautiful.
We put, what, six million or more in a hammer field.
Would all the light of fields and everything.
Every time I go buy, buy I never seen Nobody playing ball
Fuck those children
Nobody's even playing ball
You know this is 100% inaccurate every time he drives by there's never anybody playing ball. It's 5 a.m
No one's there
I'm getting off my leg. Yeah, I wake up at 2 a.m. Listen to talk radio to 7 a.m. And then I'm asleep by 3. That's what Americans do
Tell me how many times that hockey rinks been used this this winner. I was up here saying our winners are so warm
Tear down the rink tear down the rink
Fuck those little kids tear down the ring I want my taxpayer
dollars back tell me how many times that's been used it's been used seven times a
day not enough not enough for Ron no not seen anybody there he wants his tax
money spent correctly I really have an off-site hockey rink we already have an
out of the state hockey rink off Offside. Offside, high.
Yeah, this is by the way, now I know where he's from
because I remember the video.
He's from Minneapolis, St. Paul, and he says,
our winters are so warm, we don't need an indoor hockey rink.
Have you ever been to Minneapolis, St. Paul?
Yes, I have.
Yes, I have.
And it's for easy.
Frozen in September.
In the cold.
Yes.
Oh my god, that place is like so cold.
It's beautiful, but it's cold.
Man, it's cold.
I love Minneapolis, by the Minneapolis. Yeah, I do too
But yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, absolutely freezing. They're already having snow up there right now. Yeah good for them
Yeah, they put the water park on the corner
You're afraid to go by because there's so many cars parked on the street
You're afraid a little kid might run out you run a kid over whoever wanted to put it on the
There's two two cars in the parking lot and in the are packed. That makes a lot of sense, Ron.
Clearly they didn't use the parking lot.
The streets are packed, but the parking lot's empty.
By the way, this is a pattern with him.
He's always complaining about the water park parking and one of the ladies on the city council
actually figured out how much the parking lot is used and during the summer it's full
every day. That's why there are people parking out on the street is because
that water park is incredibly popular right but Ron's concerned that he's
gonna hit one of the now I agree with that I don't want to hit a child as a
running out into the street but I don't yeah but just pay attention like
everybody else does Ron who said let's put the thing on a corner? Who said put the land where the land is?
Where was God when he put that mountain there?
I heard a jury selection thing that I went to.
Oh my God, Chrissy.
Put the property down.
God.
But here's the thing about the American civil process.
The American process of democracy.
Is that Ron is the only one that's showing up
to anybody?
Well, right, it gets backed up.
It gets backed up.
Where is this?
Yeah, well, it gets backed up with this.
I think you want to go down to City Hall.
There is literally no one else in this,
in these Tom meetings.
It's like a half the time.
Ron, I know.
I know.
He's here.
Yeah, Ron, we got to listen to Ron,
set aside five minutes for Ron.
I tell you what, let's make Ron time first and we'll all go to the bathroom and then we
can come back after Ron's done.
He wants to get out.
Ron's gonna talk about the corner again.
Here it comes.
And he does hundreds of times.
He's upset about the corner.
The fact that the water park is on the corner.
Well, I mean, what?
Why is it he move?
He doesn't want to move.
He wants to complain. That's what he wants to do. You got rid of the parking lot that was
closer to corner. It's ridiculous. I like to know keep track of how many times these
ball fields are used this summer. Keep track of how many times that hockey or rink is used.
And that's how brag about the money you put into a harman field.
Now I'm reading a book is complaining about stuff for kids.
Like,
Bronn is
got what do we want instead?
Ron is comes from a day in a time when the government was not a nanny state. And he's the as upset that they're putting all this money into all this shit.
But the truth is that the government's always been a nanny state.
It's always been building parks and recreation and public
libraries. And they show. I'm for it. I'm for it too. Just River Green, another trail or whatever.
Let's let's put a tunnel on the rubber street or a bridge. Where's their room for that? I went
worth here. City hall. We need a new city hall. Last meeting at Thompson and the police chief was saying all we need we need a new
Police station because there's not enough room for the women police officers don't
Fuck the women police officers
Why do you need for a man? No, why do you missing the point Chrissy?
Is that what I'm trying to say stop misinterpreting me? I'm saying we don't even need women police officers
What do they do they They write parking tickets.
Have them get dressed at home. Why do we need them at the police station?
Where all the men are doing men things.
Men things.
This is really important, Chrissy, and you're just laughing.
You didn't understand.
You're not with it, Chrissy.
Oh, Ron.
Oh, Ron. Ron's got a lot of time on his hands.
Yeah. That's all I gotta say.
Oh my god, we didn't even get to half the shit that I cut up, man.
We can do it next time.
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Hey, what about the commercial break that time you guys had the break room?
And then you spent $10,000 on it.
Never get me.
He's never get you.
There's nobody in there.
I haven't gotten to break room email for five years.
I got one and then you guys stop doing it.
No, we sent out two, Ron.
We sent out two.
Well, you know, we took a lot of time.
What about Patreon?
Well, Ron, we put out seven of those episodes, but nobody listen. Yeah
Now I don't care about love house love house is stupid someone texted me yesterday
And they were like do you want to get back on club house and do some stuff?
And I was like no, I do I just googled my name the other day club house popped up. Yeah, I'm not I'm not I need to delete my
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