The Commercial Break - Point Of Order!

Episode Date: November 16, 2021

Bryan shares with Krissy some of reactions to the new Frankie B episodes, they discuss the engagement of most famous person to come out of the 90 Day Fiancé shows, Big Ed. Then the gang reviews some ...interesting town hall and city council meetings. One man, Chris, decides to take his concerns about the local massage parlors to the public comment night at his city hall. It does not turn out how you imagine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And welcome back to WSHIT's News at 732. It's news you can use before you snooze. Let's go now to our brand new international desk and hear about international type things from Belinda and John. Belinda and John, I understand you have international sports news. And England, Skipper Andrew Strouse arrived in London, proudly showing off a little earn. I'll spend four days at home before flying out for the World Cup, and Belinda, I just
Starting point is 00:00:28 can't understand here something so small can be so impressive. Well, Mark, you would know about that. Thank you very much. Don't know a damn thing about soccer, but it sounds like that's a handball to me. And to be fair to Belinda, I have heard the same thing about John around the office. Anyway, we'll be back after this commercial break. On this episode of the commercial break. However, free Brittany, Brittany's 37 or 30 something.
Starting point is 00:01:06 And the guy that she's engaged to is 27. 27 years old. Is he really? Well, good for him. She likes the younger one too. He's younger, my dad is younger. He's getting a little woman. I mean, it's something that he said for that outfit.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Yeah, okay. So, but the way that he puts it is not like, it's not exactly what you want to hear coming out of a man's mouth is get used to it I'm gonna bone your daughter get used to it People just yelling incomprehensible things at each other and they're like three year old Yeah, he's like you you you you just being disrespect no you'll be in this respect Fug like two two year olds. I hate you. No. I hate you, no I hate you! I got him, he's like, I got him, I said disrespect the last.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Interested, he already told me he was an idiot. Can't you call Mike Mewidious? Are you called Mike Mewidious? I would like to make him a crackly elected. I'm technically... I'm technically... I would like to make a crackly a link to you Point Bill crafter taft or whatever's name is Doug taft bill craft He was down at the jacksham. I mean our new cycle is so Now that things just go away, but yeah, he absolutely the end of the page was at a jacksham
Starting point is 00:02:21 I busted in Florida yep for. Forgoing to it and. They had video of him actually. Yeah. In the massage room, getting. Yeah. Yeah. Critch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Yeah. That guy is like 92 years old. Yeah. He's got a crinkly old wrinkly. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. starts now. All are you welcome to yet another episode of the commercial break? The only commercial break you'll ever need, just sharing that information with you. May I have my dear friend, Chrisay? Yes. Yes. And it's Thanksgiving week, and so we're getting all excited here at TCB for one of our favorite holidays by wearing black shirts. It looks like we're going to a funeral. What happened?
Starting point is 00:03:19 I'm wearing an info shirt. Oh, I'm wearing a black shirt. I just realized we're in all black. What is that? I'm talking about a black shirt. I just realized we're in all black. What is that? I'm sort of big butterfly. And tcbpodgast.com slash.com, or youtube.com slash. The commercial break you can go and check us out on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:03:31 I suggest you do, because Chrissy and I have a brand new segment called In the Studio, where we talk about very timely topics, like news and celebrities and entertainment and all that kind of stuff. And the first one is. Lifestyle, fashion, lifestyle, madness. We're trying to mimic Frankie B.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And let me tell you a little bit about Frankie B. But in this studio thing, this week, or this particular, the first segment, we're talking about Travis Scott, part two, who we think is the blame for the Travis Scott, Asteroid World tragedy. So we take all the unfunny stuff and we put it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:00 It's your welding. So go there, you two.com. So if you wanna get serious. Yeah, if you wanna get serious, with the commercial break. Yeah. Chrissy you do.com. So if you want to get serious. Yeah, if you want to get serious. With the commercial break. Yeah. Yeah, because you know, Chrissy and I aren't always laughing when we're together.
Starting point is 00:04:09 It's just 98% of the time we're laughing. We've never been quite serious with each other. And the trend continues. Let me tell you something about Frankie B. We did two episodes of Frankie B last time we were in the studio. And I then realized that Frankie B videos were popping up all over my, you know, subscribe. Like a bunch of new videos came out. And what I realized today, reading
Starting point is 00:04:32 through the comments, clearly our audience is going and trolling Frankie. How do I know this? Because they're calling him Frankie B. And that's our name for him. Yeah, that's our name for him. He never calls himself Frankie Bs. Frank Bernardo. Right, Frank Bernardo. Look at my body. So I do have to say this. I'm just gonna calm everything down a little bit.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I'm gonna play the responsible adult in the room. Okay. If you're gonna troll Frank Bernardo, don't call him Frankie B. Like, just call him something else. I don't get it. But, you know, hey, listen. Although we do have a lead we have a lead on somebody
Starting point is 00:05:06 that's doing some, I don't know. Yes, investigative work for us. Incognito. Yes. Investigative work for us about his name. House of cards. House of cards. House of sweet.
Starting point is 00:05:16 So sweet. If you want to go back, listen to episode 119 and 120. You can hear all about Frankie's brand new business opportunity. The Frank Bernardo House of cards. House of Solon, Sweeze, and somebody is actually reaching out to talk to him about this because we were interested
Starting point is 00:05:30 to know exactly what you get for how much money with the salon, so we need this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Just go on vacation, just get him to set up the military. It's Frankie. And the middle of the country? In the middle of the literally, the country. And I don't mean the country like the American, the United States of America. I mean like the country, the backwoods. Because that's the only place you'll be able to afford
Starting point is 00:05:54 to put one of Frankie B's, houses along, so long as, wee-s. And you know, I got a rousing, we got a rousing pad on the back about more Frankie B, keep it coming. So I won't inundate you with Frankie B right now We'll get back to it. Maybe for Christmas time. We'll put out a Frankie B
Starting point is 00:06:09 Special with Frankie B. Yes. Yes, but it's ECB and Frankie B The match made and have he's a perfect foil for us. He's a perfect foil for us He is just yeah, he's a personality that I understand because I grew up in the midwest He doesn't say anything at all so we can have fun with everything that he says that has and it makes no sense. And it's quite funny when you think about it, these videos that he puts out. He's back to talking about single and dating life and all that.
Starting point is 00:06:31 So I know everybody wants to bite it to the chomp and get it all over with, but let me. I think he's missing a huge opportunity. I have to say, I think he's missing a huge opportunity. I feel like he could just do an all-in package. Frank Bernardo's, you know, lifestyle fun, fitness fashion. Salon sweet.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Into a salon suite. Yeah. And then you can just come in and just get it all. Once up top. I agree. I think Frank, he could be a dating coach. But in here, he could be everything else. He could be a dating coach that literally builds
Starting point is 00:07:02 House of Salon, Salon, sweets, right? And I think you look good. That's right. Out the door into your date. Out the door into your date with that. You work out first. You do a quick workout pump with those muscles. I know.
Starting point is 00:07:13 I wish I could play this video for you. For your ribs as you go into the ball. You get your hair looking good. You're driving that brand new Corvette that you just bought. I wish I could, I wish that I wish, I could play this new video for you because the first 20 seconds, it just tells you everything you need to know about what's coming up when he says, let's be honest about guys who are dating in their 50s or 60s, they want a younger women.
Starting point is 00:07:40 No, I know most women aren't going to like that I say that, but you know what, get used to it. It's like, wow. Wow, such a deaf, touch Frankie. I mean, I'm a young woman that is married to older man, asked her to do the older man. True. Yeah. But, maybe I shouldn't throw stuff.
Starting point is 00:07:57 However, free Brittany, Brittany's 37, and our 30 something, and the guy that she's engaged to is 27. 27 years old. Is he really? Yeah. Well, good for him. She likes the younger one too. My dad is younger.
Starting point is 00:08:11 He's dating a woman. I mean, it's something that he said for that outfit. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so, but you know, the way that he puts it is not like, it's not exactly what you want to hear coming out of a man's mouth is get used to it. I'm going to bone your daughter. Get used to it. Okay and by the way talking about Britney Spears will do an in the studio about Britney Spears free Britney I know I owe
Starting point is 00:08:32 an apology. Okay now I wanted to did do want to talk to something before we get to the meat and potatoes at the show so to speak. And and I think I think you're really gonna I think you're really gonna get into this one. Did you see that Ed from 90 Day Fiancé, got engaged speaking of older men with younger women. Did you see this? Okay. For those of you that don't know,
Starting point is 00:09:00 90 Day Fiancé is basically taken over the whole TLC family of channels. That's all they run all the time. Yeah, as it should because it's an extraordinarily popular show. It's addictive. Yeah, I know. Even the celebrities are tweeting about it like Instagramming. I was on to this way in the beginning and now everybody's on to it.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Yeah, okay. Ed Bighead, probably the best character to ever come out of the single of 90 day fiance is now on something called 90-day fiance the single life because when he went across the world to find his love it didn't work out like a lot of them don't most most don't they have a really poor batting ever doing right but so big Ed who is a short man with a huge neck he's got some kind of condition so I'm not making fun of it but his head is just kind of like compressed into his shoulders and so he's like compressed into his shoulders.
Starting point is 00:09:45 And so he's like this, right? No neck. It's no neck. No neck head. Yeah, or a big neck head. I'm not really sure what it is. Yeah, one of the two. His shoulders just kind of meet his ears,
Starting point is 00:09:53 and that's the way it is. He is one of the best characters ever come out of the 90 day fiance. That's great. And he has a... I'll take your word for it. Or I'm not going to go back and watch it. Okay. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:10:02 I'm not I am. You are. I am. I know you are. You're gonna go back and watch it big yet. You have to watch big yet. So his love falls apart and they now come up with a new show for all the situations that didn't work out called 90 Day Fiance, the single life where they follow the lovable losers in love as they go out back into the dating world and try and find a girl. Let me fast forward.
Starting point is 00:10:24 I've talked about this before. Ed finds the local waitress at his pub is pretty hot. She's also 28 years old. Ed is in well into his 50s, right? She's 28 years old. Too big, too big of a gap. Too big of a gap. And Ed just does the Ed, what Ed does,
Starting point is 00:10:40 and he smothers her basically. He has to go on on one date, and then forever on, Ed is smothering her. Constantly asking her, do you love me? Are you in this? It's like, it is like, can't shut his mouth, right? He's so insecure and it comes directly out of his ears. Now, I feel for him because I know some of these people.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I know guys that are just like Ed and I know girls that are just like Ed. Girls, yeah, girls, thank you guys. They can't stop looking for that affirmation that someone is actually into them. And it does this 24 hours a day. So the girl eventually just kind of breaks it off with him, right?
Starting point is 00:11:10 He breaks it off with him. And then the first thing that Ed does within five hours of getting broken up with, guess what he does. Date somebody new. He goes to Las Vegas and he picks up a couple of like, you know, 20-year-old strippers or whatever it is. And puts pictures all over the internet.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Within five hours of this fight that him and his new 28-year-old strippers or whatever it is, and puts pictures all over the internet. Within five hours of this fight that him and his new 28-year-old girlfriend had, they have a fight. He goes, takes the next flight to Vegas, he finds strippers, he posted all over Instagram. Of course, she is devastated, and Ed is an asshole. Say everybody's, you know, to everybody, she's a grin. Well, behind the scenes,
Starting point is 00:11:42 because this hasn't been on the actual show yet, behind the scenes, somehow those two got back together, the 28-year-old, and Ed got back together. She realized what she was saying. Now they are engaged. She realized that she wants the cameras. Yeah. Yeah, that's what she realized.
Starting point is 00:11:54 The cameras were missing. That's it. That's the camera. I think you come on. Let's be honest about it. Yeah. It is a nice looking gentleman. She was a good springboard.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Does something... Wouldn't you? Don't you think that if someone was paying no? I'm not going down that wrap it all Let me ask you an honest question. Let me just ask you an honest question if someone came to you and They were mildly attractive and kind of had a nice personality and And they asked you out in a date, and she was just coming out of a divorce. And you said, you know what, I'm gonna take my mom's advice. You're gonna get the nice guy, the nice guy.
Starting point is 00:12:32 He has all these cameras around him, but you know, okay, maybe this is something new for me. It's a new adventure. I really need a freshen up in my life. I just got divorced. I got a kid, you know, life is tough. Let's just go out with these cameras and we'll see what happens.
Starting point is 00:12:44 And then for the next seven weeks, cameras are following you around. You're famous, your Instagram is building, your Twitter is building, you're getting hot and heavy. You probably have a lot of emotional relationships going on in Instagram. I am, like you know, there's like, you can imagine that a flood of...
Starting point is 00:13:00 It's addictive. Yes. I can see how the addictions would happen. Yes. So then all of a sudden, it goes away. Mm-hmm. Can't you imagine you're a waitress in a fucking pub? I want you back, big head.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Bring that little ringy ding ding right here. I was wrong. I was wrong. I was, I thought about it. And I want you To come back with me Ed yeah, he fell for it He fell for it. He doesn't give a shit. He's got a 20 year old girl for 20 year old girlfriend
Starting point is 00:13:39 Ed is getting what he wants. He likes this girl How many is falling for the fact that she didn't like him before, but now she likes him now. It's not that she didn't like him before. She took it really slow at first. She like wouldn't let him touch her, but it's stuff like that. Yeah. There's a reason for that. Yeah, of course there is. And I'm telling you, it's the fame. She's addicted to the fame. I don't know the girl. I'm sure she's a lovely person.
Starting point is 00:14:00 I'm saying we could all get wrapped into that. If someone came to us tomorrow, if someone came walked in the store. Let's say big-ed walked in the store. We didn't know big-ed, but big-ed the human being walked in the store tomorrow. And he said, Hey, guys, I want to be on the show. And we were like, I don't know, Ed, you know, you're not really a great fit for the commercial break. Although he is. Although he is. He'd be perfect. We could put him right here, Like right where the boot is. We'll just put him right there.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Just sit right there. Yeah. But let's say he walked in and he said, Hey guys, I want to be on the commercial break. And we first had a reservation about it because we thought, well, Ed's not really, he's not our best friend. We don't know him.
Starting point is 00:14:39 We don't know a sense of humor. He's not really that funny in real life. He's kind of funny looking, but he's not really funny. But you know what, we'll give it a shot because Ed has a couple hundred thousand people on his Instagram and that could probably help the show. And you know, maybe we'll just make it work, right? And then seven weeks later,
Starting point is 00:14:57 the commercial break was the number one comedy podcast in the world and we were many celebrities because Ed is on our show. And then Ed one day just went away. And all of a sudden we're back to just, you know, five people down, not eating us every day. We're back down to moms and dads
Starting point is 00:15:16 listening to the commercial brand. Wouldn't we just think for just one second? Well. If we were in it strictly for business, yes. But that feel like there's a lot, there's supposed to be love That's happening with the Ed and the girl But how can you do that when all those cameras are around? How can you it's like the bachelor ad of course you can't you can't when 20
Starting point is 00:15:36 Hunky guys are running around shirtless with their you know that little pelvis bone that always shows with the hot young guys, the one that I lost back in my, you know, 22 years old. The last time I saw that was that your pool party of Memorial Day 2007, right? You know what I'm talking about, that little happy trail, that arrow that points down that way, the one that I'll never get back. Okay, when you're, you know, when that's going on,
Starting point is 00:16:03 regardless, how do you pick which one you fall in love with and are ready to get married to? You can't, it's all about the fame. It is. Alternately, the 20 guys, probably half of them have no interest, because that's just the way life works. I have no interest in this girl at any level whatsoever, but they wanna win the show
Starting point is 00:16:19 so that they can become famous, right? Ed is the exact same way. Ed is like a little fame Magnet he's an addiction he's an interesting guy but is he the guy that's some 28 year old waitress really wants to be with no I don't think so because she gave every indication that he wasn't the guy for her yes and then now it's going away now they're engaged that's right it is the most famous person to ever be on 90 day fiance.
Starting point is 00:16:46 He's the most famous person. I can, I'll make you an educated guest that he's gotten garnered the most fame. And she got addicted to the fact that everybody was interested in what she had to do. She was no longer a waitress at a pub. Right. She was Ed's woman.
Starting point is 00:16:59 She was her own independent character and personality. And now did Ed said, well, I'm not afraid to leave. I'm gonna go right straight to Vegas and find me another 20 year old honey because I'm fucking famous. I'm the one. I'm the one. I'm the guy.
Starting point is 00:17:11 I brought this to you. Yes. Well, let me tell you something. Ed, give us a call here at the commercial break because I will set you straight. That's to you, Ed. Best to you. And best to you, whatever your name is.
Starting point is 00:17:21 I can't remember your name. Mother. Dev, mother. Mother. Call this up here your name. Mother. Mother. Mother. Call this up here and we'll straighten you out. Ed is engaged. And I say congratulations to them. I invest to you and I hope everything works out.
Starting point is 00:17:34 But it won't, but I hope it does. But it won't. But I hope it does, but it can't. But I hope your love is long. It won't be more than two weeks. And I hope when the cameras go away, that you guys are still together, but you won't be,
Starting point is 00:17:46 because that's not how it works. Because you're famous and people are fame horse. That's what happens. Just look at Chrissy and I. We'll do almost anything for a download. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da and I'm like, oh, that was my cousin. Yeah, this is true. And then I was like, where's the makeup trailer? Makeup trailer! Hey everybody, it's the commercial break
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Starting point is 00:22:00 Jackie Weaver, right? You can't do that Jackie Weaver basically. You can't do that. You can't do that Jackie Weaver, right? You can't do that Jackie Weaver basically. You can't do that Jackie Weaver. It was a lady who was holding her little town hall meeting and all these all. This is in England. Yeah, in England. Not one.
Starting point is 00:22:15 England. No, not in the actual city. Wales. Wales, it was like some like, you know, was it called, um, Scround Ship Township or something like that. scranton with whales. I don't know But they had this zoom Meeting because it was a middle of a pandemic and she went worldwide famous because these cramudge and the old men started getting on and yelling at her like you can't do that Jackie Weaver, you know you read the rules Jackie Weaver
Starting point is 00:22:39 They were all basically being dicks to this lady who's just trying to conduct a town hall meeting It got me thinking a long time ago, and I just got back to it recently. This is not the only town hall meeting that has gone south. There have to be others where things have gone south. For sure. What made me pop this whole idea back in my head was there is a new Jackie Weaver from an English meeting, and he is a total jackass, a guy basically interrupting a town hall meeting. He's sitting on the town councils, what they call it, sitting on the town council,
Starting point is 00:23:10 and they're trying to bring something to order whatever that the fuck that means. I don't even know what all these terms mean. You know, bring that car to whatever that. Is that mean stop yelling? I think it means stop yelling. He was saying point to order, which means, yeah, shut up. You know, you're an asshole, which is what people would say here in America. But here, let me give you a little bit of the
Starting point is 00:23:32 little taste, a little tiner, a little finger dip. I'm gonna give you a little finger dip. Oh, what is the meaning that's all about? You ready? All right. Here's a meeting in England, happened a couple of weeks ago. Some jackass trying to derail the whole thing. Please come forward and state your name. And a joke. Nope, that's not it. No, my.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Thank you, members. So returning to this point of order, business, member of order, you wish to speak point of order. Cancer Morris, your behavior is unacceptable point of order. Point of order. Point of order is point of order point of order say to
Starting point is 00:24:10 order just saying it to my kids point of order I quit your saying point of order I think it means like you have a smelly ass all or something for the water what is I don't what happens after point of order if you do a point of order does that mean that everybody shuts up and then what do you have to say I don't what happens after point of order if you do a point of order does that mean is there a shut
Starting point is 00:24:25 So yeah, everybody shuts up and then what do you have to say? I don't know well It's just let's hear what he has to say for so Okay, I vote your behavior is unacceptable because you're supposed to listen They say I'm older now I won't cease this fight Why is it supposed to listen to a point of order and clearly you've ignored the point of order point of order about my point of order Your behavior is unacceptable now your behavior is unacceptable and I call a point of order on your behavior Point of order on my point of order about your behavior
Starting point is 00:24:58 Very formal the very formal over there. He's a dick, but he's being very polite about it point of order What does it mean somebody call and tell me? You have no Forging on mate. You have no Small dick point of penis you have a small one. Wendy told me. Wendy told me you're an idiot and I completely believed her. You're a micro.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Hey Mark, did you know that Dave is an idiot? He is. I didn't know, but now that you've told me, Wendy, I'm going to use that information for good. Point of order, you're a dick, you're an good. Point of order, you're addicted, you're an idiot. Point of order, you're small penis satisfies nobody. Wendy tells me. Wendy says it.
Starting point is 00:25:53 He's been doing it in comprehensive all things at each other and they're like three year olds. Yeah, he's like, you, you, you, you're just being disrespected, no, you're being disrespected. Fug, it's like two two-year-olds. I hate you. No, I hate you. He's not. I got him.
Starting point is 00:26:10 In his brain, he's like, I got him. And I said disrespect for what? Interested. And Wendy told me he was an idiot. He told, like me, idiots. Are you calm? Like me, leave the meeting. I would like to.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I'm telecrically elected. I'm would do it. I'm gonna crackly elected Yeah You can't write me live the meeting me. Yeah, me. Yeah, no you can say like me Me First of all second of all How many people vote Wendy yeah, Wendy voted for me. For sure. Wendy voted for me.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Wendy told me you're all idiots. Meanwhile, Wendy's like, I didn't want to get in the middle of this really. That was a private conversation, Mark. If it could keep me out of it, I certainly would appreciate it. That's a diet, can't break. You sat there and watched from the phobic bullying going on in no breaks. Going on, kind of, you came here.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Oh, there was no bullying going on. So what the, what led bloke are you doing? You're not allowed to. It's pretty common in the parliamentary over there. Yeah, they do it each other all the time. Yeah, like the prime minister will get up and people will be like, boom, here, it's like, you know, I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Here, you can overrun the capital and smear shit on the walls and people are like, oh, it's a party. Over there, it's like, you know. It's the pro, though. Yeah, this is all just very so polite. I like it. Yeah, I think we need a little bit more of this.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Can you leave the steam out. Yeah. Boo. The point of order. Wendy said you're an idiot. I'm going to cut that up. That's going to be a new clip. The commercial break.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Wendy said you're an idiot. You're not allowed to speak because you have not been heard. But this son. Wait, you're not allowed to speak because you've not been heard? Huh. That's an interesting point that you bring up there. If you not been if you're not speaking, how can you be heard? No, I don't know There's some kind of formal thing. Yeah, you must be heard. That's why I never do
Starting point is 00:28:14 We're allowing to hear you. Yeah, you are allowed to speak now democratically elected junior senator from Lancaster Township junior senator from Lancaster Township. Essentially, breaching the peace. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm asking it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I know my excuse me, excuse me, within world, please, no, no, I'm not interrupting because I've been summonsed here.
Starting point is 00:28:40 I'm legally entitled to be here. I'm not right, legally entitled here. I don't have anyone to say. Wait, was that. I'm legally entitled here. I'm not right. I'm not right. Wait, was that American accent? This came out of nowhere. Did you hear that? Yeah, first of all, I don't understand what's going on now.
Starting point is 00:28:51 It's all just devolved in the game. It's probably a really offense link. Yeah, like a fentite. The most ridiculous things happen at these town hall meetings. Do you want to hear one that's really, I mean, holy, I had to listen to this twice and then I had to watch, I just hunt down the video and I had to watch it because I could not believe what was being said. But this is a 100 percent serious human being talking about a serious matter. Are you ready for this? I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:29:22 This is the most insane thing that has ever been seriously discussed inside of a town council meeting. This is here in the United States somewhere in California. Ready? Okay. Aren't you excited about that? What happened? What happened to my daddy?
Starting point is 00:29:45 Are you still ready? I'm still ready. I'm just hoping it turns out at some point. Are you ready? Is this not the most ridiculous thing that you've ever heard? Yes, absolutely. I just can't keep on playing it. I think it's an empty cartridge.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Maybe it's just on really low, that's listed. Nope, that's my children. Yeah. It's playing, but it's not playing. Okay, let me explain what you may or may not eventually hear. This is about Jack Shaxx and they're being outlawed or or rezoning the jet or the Jack Shacks can or cannot be okay So the town council wants to take the Jack Shacks sometimes known as you know exotic spas Asian massage parlors whatever you want to call it. They're there. Well, there it is only seven and a half minutes in
Starting point is 00:30:46 You like I just rolled with that. I got to just shut the whole thing down and then just edit it together. It's a great job. Thanks. But I felt like some day we're going to do this live and we need to be proud of you. This guy has a point about the jackshacks. Okay. Let's listen. Hi, I'm Chris Flowers.
Starting point is 00:31:03 By the way, Chris, our good buddy Chris, he's like someone who was a vested interest. Hi. You're the hot the jacks. Hi. Whether or not the jacks, jacks stay. Hi. He's trying to make a point. I just can't breathe.
Starting point is 00:31:20 I take a break from Fortnite to my Doritos. If licenses and regulations help stop sex trafficking, then if Kansas truly wanted to put an end- Oh, this is Kansas, not California, sorry. To sex slavery shouldn't they allow grown adults to engage in prostitution legally and then regulate and license that. When you ban something outright, that forces what you ban onto the black market. And the black market is where shady stuff starts happening.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Very true Chris. Chris you got some points here. Yes, I'm with you. I like Chris has got his you woke up with an omelette in his head. His noggin is working full bore buddy. It's very. Yeah, I would make these same arguments. Point.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Many years ago. Because you know prohibition weren't. Yeah, prohibition works perfectly. And you know the war on drugs is going great Yeah, the fabric of society is tearing itself apart. Did you notice that I'm just asking Oh, my friend came over with some marijuana and we smoked it shortly after we both started feeling something wasn't quite right That's right. It was laced That's right That's right. My friend
Starting point is 00:32:27 was pulling my pants down. It was a little bit weird, but I rolled with it because my marijuana was laced. Then not too long ago, Colorado legalized marijuana, and now a lot of the marijuana being sold around here comes from dispensaries in Colorado and you hardly ever hear tales anymore of people buying pot that's laced. I say the same basic supply of prostitution. A prostitution was legalized and reasonably regulated. Then I wouldn't get laced for ginors. Yeah. Just go for it. The first time I went to a brothel My penis fell off It was lame
Starting point is 00:33:09 But I re-grew another one And now that it's legal I only had clean vagina Things are good Chris is worried about the cleanliness The sanctity and cleanliness of his prostitute Yes For you Chris
Starting point is 00:33:21 Yeah Then mo- By the way, sex work is work I agree with Chris here. Yes. Most people would rather deal with a legitimate license prostitute than have to deal with pimps and potential sex slaves. So I propose this. The city allows for license assures to give genital massages if the masseur and the client both agree to it. Chris is really arguing this hard.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Chris is not joking, by the way. I saw the video. Chris is one of you. He is prepared. There's no one laughing. Everyone is taking this very seriously. He's going to change sex working Kansas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:59 He names it. Why wouldn't we just allow a consensual hand job from the lady at the massage parlor? By the way, for all the menu, it's on the menu. Just put it on the menu. It's there. Consensual hand job, $35. By the way, it's legal just to have sex to consensual
Starting point is 00:34:16 dogs. Hey, listen, I don't know if you remember when I got the boast glow. I told you don't remember when I got the boast glow in it. Italy, Italy, itty, itty. When I went to itty, a pro-scolo. I'm told. But you don't remember when I got the bowscolo in Italy? Italy? Italy. When I went to Italy, I sound like Frankie Bina, I lost my
Starting point is 00:34:30 L's. When we went to Italy and I went to the massage parlor at the top of the hotel and the girl was getting super handsy with me. And she was like, huh? Yeah, I think she was waiting for me to be like, yes, I'll pay you the extra money, but I just was scared. I was like, I don't touch that. I could pull in my towel back up I was like nope nope nope we let someone get
Starting point is 00:34:49 I got a little frisky with you yeah and then I told you the story about how the girl I was dating at the time literally went to Colorado or went to wherever she went yeah Colorado and came back and explained to me about how she got fingered by a fucking masseuse. And she said it was relaxing. And I was like, what? Why? It's very relaxing. We're dating.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I know. You could have just waited to come home for me. She was like, that's not relaxing. That's taxing. That's a different thing. Still got an axing in it. Speaking of, I'm axing this relationship. You're taxing. He was relaxing of, I'm axing this relationship. You're taxing, he was relaxing, and now I'm axing our relationship.
Starting point is 00:35:27 I'm going to move to Colorado. They can free fingering with everything. Fuckin' weed. And the weed's legal too. And it's not laced just in case you're wondering. According to Chris. Acid and have every other part of their body touched and rubbed by a massage therapist. Hell, we let proctologists spend their day fingering men
Starting point is 00:35:46 and sticking things up their ainess. So, it's a lot of fun. It's a little different. It's a little different. I'm comparing apples to apples on this one, but. I don't think a proctologist enjoys his job, and let me tell you something, I don't enjoy the proctologist.
Starting point is 00:36:01 That's not how it goes, right? If I was getting a sens central massage, I'm assuming it's something I'm into and I like to enjoy. This however makes life difficult for all the regular masseuses out there when you're like, hey, you want to give me a hand job? That's true. Well, how do you just know that there's ones that you can go to for that? If it's on the menu, it's on the menu. Maybe it just should just say on the bottom of the, on the big neon sign, it should say, hi-hand job friendly. Yeah. Hand job here. Maybe like a little neon. Yeah, the nurse says vacancy or no vacancy. Yeah. Just a hand.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Like this. Like a neon. A neon sign that just does like the Tomahawk motion with a cup hand. Yeah. Yeah. You know, a vacancy. No vacancy. Hand. No. Why? If you just want to go for a straight massage? You don't go to one with has that if you want to go for an extra If you want to go extra go to that one. That's right. There's a makes everything very clear There is clearly one of these places down the street from my house I mean, there's one of this one for in every task, right? And I don't know why the police in a long interstate drive when I'm driving Oh, yeah, they're all over the place. Love joy.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Yeah, it's love joy. It's fun. Truckers welcome. The Hummin Motor Corp. I mean. What I don't understand is like, it's open 20 for hours a day. It's a little strip mall. It looks like it's an office building.
Starting point is 00:37:23 But then it says, you know, like, Jades Oriental Massage, right? Now, I understand I'm not trying to be, I'm not trying to be like, that racist, but I don't wanna like, yeah, discriminatory here. But it seems like a lot of Asian massage are appolars, are associated with this type of stuff. But this particular one called J Jade Oriental Massage, when you go to their website, it's exactly clear what they do.
Starting point is 00:37:53 There's naked women on the website. They're young, right? And then it says, you know, and they probably don't work there actually. No, of course they don't. You never get what you see on the website. Yeah, it's okay to be an idiot. It's like Tinder. You never get what you see on the website. Yeah, it's gonna be an idiot. It's like Tinder. You're never gonna get that.
Starting point is 00:38:07 You're gonna get some 70 year old woman. Yeah. Who's like, so secure. It doesn't take a lot of work. But you're getting a hand job. Just close your eyes. I tell you what, bring your phone in and look at the picture. Yes, that's right.
Starting point is 00:38:19 But the place is open 24 hours a day and all the wind blinds are closed. And only on occasion is there a car out front on occasion. And it'll say like, you know, for appointment call this phone number. Now everybody knows this happens. It's on next door, you know, the app next door. Yeah. People talk about it all the time. Hey, you know, when we can close down Jades, why the police just let this go on? I don't know. Maybe because they have no proof, like nobody's talking about it or whatever, or maybe the police are like,
Starting point is 00:38:49 we got better fucking things to do with our time. This is the point of the, who was the guy that was, we let the guy that was the owner of the Patriots? The Patriots guy. Yeah, Bill Kraft or Taff, or whatever's name is, Doug Taff, Bill Kraft. He was down at the jackshack. I mean, our new cycle is so immediate now
Starting point is 00:39:06 that things just go away. But yeah, he absolutely, the end of the page was out of jackshack. He was not busted in Florida for going to it. And they had video of him actually in the massage room getting rich. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:39:22 And that guy is like 92 years old. Yeah, he's got a crinkly old wrinkly. And he got busted at one of these jackshacks. But the conversation at the time, I remember, the general discord was what, who fucking cares? Right, that's between him and his wife. Like, is it really any of our business? What?
Starting point is 00:39:41 Yeah, I don't really care. What Bill Kraft or Bob Kraft decides to do? It's like to consenting adults. Consentual adults. Consentual adults. Yeah. What yeah, I don't really care what bill craft or Bob craft decides to do Consenting adults Consentuating Hey, baby, you want to concentrate with me? Excuse me. Hi, welcome to Jenny's massage Barlow. Do you consent you wait here? She's just asking Oh, yeah, why yes? Did you see the sign? Did you see the neon sign?
Starting point is 00:40:09 Did you see the big red jack hand going up and down? It's on the menu. Yes, when the hand is stopped, there's no jacking. When the hand is going, there's jacking. Here, here, here was the consensus. I remember at the time about that particular bill craft or jack craft or whatever's the jack craft. Whatever his name was.
Starting point is 00:40:28 The general consensus was who fucking cares. And as long in my opinion, as long as you can determine that whatever is going on in that parlor is consensual and that those women are being paid for their work under their own discretion. They should be, can I? Fuck yeah! Absolutely should be paid. I mean, I've never gotten the jack from a jack shack,
Starting point is 00:40:51 but I would like, I'd pay double because I'd be like, I'm gross. Like, I'm so sorry about this. I feel guilty the whole time. I do apologize. I'd be like, a little to the left. I'm so sorry. I know I'm disgusting.
Starting point is 00:41:02 I'm very nervous. Yeah. I know, but I feel gross. I'd be like, yeah, I'm so sorry. I know I'm disgusting. Yeah, I know but I feel gross. I'd be like, ah, yeah, I'm so sorry about all this If you're there, you're feeling gross already, so just go with it. Yeah, listen I'm not saying I'm above it. I just haven't done it because I'm too guilty because I'm Catholic and they just been bedded All that shit in my head Meanwhile, I know people who are sexual healers who Do this kind of thing. Yeah, that's what they do and you know what?
Starting point is 00:41:27 God bless you. Exactly. And they do it under their own guys and their own direction and they make their own choices and they get paid well And they like generally they like what they do now occasionally they'll have a bad experience and that you know Hey, look I worked at McDonald's. I had occasionally had a bad experience. Right everybody does. Yeah, any line of work I mean, but you're not getting the blowjob during that at least. No. No. Yeah, the bottle jacket. We maybe I would have liked that better than the bad experience I had with my old boss. God, he was terrible. Who? What? I'm not naming names. I just wanted to get you. Okay, back to Chris. Though if someone wants to yank a guy's crank, I say let him.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Pick, wait to go Chris. Yank a guy's crank. You should see this as the city hall. They're all like, If you could not repeat the word aina, so we'd appreciate it. Oh, he said yank your crank. Well, Chris, time's up.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Sorry. Make sure this. all the guys are like yeah And all the women are like you're fucking gross dude I think I'm talking about the old hags on this city council meeting It's ready. Yeah, as we get older and more wise and also stupider. Yeah, and our world as we get dumber and dumber with more knowledge. With more knowledge. Yeah. With more facts.
Starting point is 00:42:48 We get dumber with more facts. Maybe that'll kind of work its way out. Oh, he's a prudish. Don't hold your breath. The fact that when getting him off with your hand actually be that much worse than giving him a full body massage, getting up in there under the folds of fat, or being the proctologist, sticking your finger of his ass, and that
Starting point is 00:43:13 brings me to my last point. This is about a group of people imposing their morality on the rest of society. If a grown adult wants a hand job, another grown adult and another grown adult is willing to give one for money. Another one, another one, another one. Just making a big, free roll all time. I brought my, I brought my, my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my Nails, what does it end? That's your nails, that's where it ends. But we're going into the morality. Oh, okay, got you. Yeah, but I don't think you're ready to get, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:10 All right, you know, some religions don't allow that kind of painting because they don't, you know, it attracts. No, not painting, I'm thinking. Directions. Oh, yo. That also attracts directions. Basically anything can attract an erection. You should be mindful.
Starting point is 00:44:32 You should be mindful the directions oftentimes have no control. Yeah, I agree. And you know, here's another thing. Well, never mind, I'm not going to say it. But I agree with Chris here. I think you know, you shouldn't impose your own morality on anybody else. If you have a problem with it, don't go. Let me explain why America is so broken.
Starting point is 00:44:54 You have a problem with it. Don't drink. Yeah, don't drink. Don't go to the hand job. You have a problem with it. The hand job don't go to the Asian side. You don't want to smoke. You don't want to smoke weed, don't.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Crack with Whitney Houston's ex boyfriend. No. Don't. That's just it. You don't like the weed, don't. Crack with Whitney Houston's ex-boyfriend. Down. Don't. That's just it. You don't like the way the Bobbie cracks. But whatever everybody else be free. Did I tell you I saw Whitney Houston one time in a BP and she was doing that like dance she did on the show when she was on my own crack.
Starting point is 00:45:16 She was like, and remember how he used to sing back and forth to each other her and Bob. Right, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it. Yeah. They were on some good jokes. Oh yeah, they were like taking things apart and they were as if putting it back together. And they were on the same wavelength. Right, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap That was so weird. It didn't turn out so well, but they were having a good time at the time. Yeah, and I gotta tell you something. That Whitney Houston had a fucking voice on her, man.
Starting point is 00:45:49 She had some pipes on her. She was one of the most blessed human beings to ever live. And I understand that blessings and cursings oftentimes come together at the same time. You're blessed with brilliant, the ability to be a brilliant artist, but then you're cursed with a,
Starting point is 00:46:08 you know, without any self-esteem or you get caught up in all the bullshit. Yeah, I mean, not every artist goes off into a bad drug funk. No. You know, most of them don't. No, you didn't, I did. Please, please for the majority of our lives, maybe we could... We're the greatest podcasters that ever lived. I'm sure of it. Oh!
Starting point is 00:46:27 Recently anointed by podcast magazine is the greatest podcasters that ever lived for $13.99. You too can out-nose. You too could be the greatest podcaster in the world. Exactly. Like those awards for Atlanta's best. Atlanta's best. Just buy this huge ad in our paper and you'll be Atlanta's best. Atlanta's best. Just buy this huge ad in our paper. And you'll be Atlanta's best.
Starting point is 00:46:48 And we'll put Atlanta's best next to it. And all of a sudden, whenever you read those delt and magazines and because delt is based here in Atlanta, and oftentimes, a delt and magazine has like Atlanta's best proctologist, Atlanta's best plastic surgeon, just know that that's 100% paid for. Chrissy and I are learning. We're learning the hard way that the game that we're playing is so rigged.
Starting point is 00:47:08 It's not even funny. And we just refuse to play the rigged game. So we're not going to do it. We're going to say. But something called out Delta, by the way. Oh, not Delta. Yeah. The magazine that Delta puts into the.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Atlanta magazine. Yeah. That's the magazine. I do too. I do too. Yeah. In a lot of its pay, it crosses lines. Of course it does. How do we get here? I don't know. What were we saying? We were talking about Jack Shacks and that's the best proctologist. Atlanta's best Jack Shack. Don't trust those magazines for
Starting point is 00:47:39 your jackshacks. That's all I got to say. Go to back pages. That's where it all happened. There's no more back pages. Oh, there's no more back pages. Go to back pages. That's where it all happens. There's no more back pages. Oh, there's no more back pages? No, it's gone. They took it away? I thought it was Craigslist back. Oh, is that Craigslist back pages? Is that what you used to call it?
Starting point is 00:47:51 It's all gone and now been pushed to another CD publication. Okay. Adult, Reun, Vinder, whatever. Oh, yeah. You know, okay, let's not even get into it. Yeah. There's a reason. You're the one who brought up.
Starting point is 00:48:04 No, I'm saying let's not get into back pages. I love it. I'm saying it was a get-go down that, rob- That is not now. Yeah. But it's just changed, this is morphin' to something else. Yeah, I just don't, I don't want to like drive traffic to those particular websites because I, you know that there's
Starting point is 00:48:16 sex trafficking going on on those websites, I thought they were part of it. That's why they should have them down. Okay. So now are they like on the secret web or whatever they call it, the darknet. I mean, I don't know, but it's just change names and it's a new thing. You can buy my credit, you can buy my social security number on the dark.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Yeah. It was good luck getting credit with it. That's what I always say. That guy's from the commercial break. They run Spotify ads for 11 cents per. Stealing my identity. Good luck with that. Yeah, good luck with that. You might have better. Yeah. Maybe you can get a Lexus for under 14% a month. You two can page 12% a day for this brand new 1986. Almost working Lexus.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Advantage dark web. Advantage dark web. five ten credit school Don't go with those other high credit Go with the lowest one they pay the most and get fucked every day Isn't it amazing how those of us who can afford the least get charged the most? Yes. That's just, that's just American capitalism at work there for you.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Well, let me play a little bit of one more. Okay. It's binder gate. Is what I call it. It's binder gate, okay? Is there binder involved? Oh no, actually, you know what? Let me, I'm gonna play a shorter one
Starting point is 00:49:42 since we've got just a few minutes here. Listen to this guy who's very upset about everything that's going on in his town. And by the way, there is a series of these. Every single city council meeting, this guy shows up and he gives a speech just like this. How many names Ron Joseph's 1080 Felix Street? There are a whole YouTube channel dedicated to Ron Joseph at 1080 News of Street.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Yes. Where is 1080 use of street? Somewhere in the Midwest. You can tell by his accent. I think in Illinois, in like Schomburg or something like that. Not Chicago. I'm here for, you know, I keep getting brochures into mail about how you people are trying to, you know, not make our taxes go up and stuff.
Starting point is 00:50:21 I lived in West St. Paul for 55 years. I can never, never remember West St. Paul for 55 years. I can never remember West St. Paul spending on money. You people are spending. I mean, I know I only got two minutes, but I'm just say a few things. I think the dome cost us taxpayers like 900,000 a year. Robert Street, if I remember right when I went to the meeting down at Thompson Park, it was going to be like 12 million. It's probably going gonna be 50 million. Wow, that's a huge jump from 12 to 50 million. It's from 900,000. To 50, to 12 million.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Yeah, to 50 million. Yeah. This gets killed up. Yeah. That's what you do. Actually, what you should do is start high. And go low. It's gonna be 50, that, 50 million dollars.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Seven hundred million dollars. Seven hundred million dollars. But it only costs the 680. Are you guys glad? Yeah, yeah. This guy, I mind you, is at the city council meeting. He's wearing his best bears jacket from 1982. He's wearing his favorite NRA hat.
Starting point is 00:51:20 He's wearing jeans with, of course, you know what every man like that has. They have a key holder with a key ring with 750 keys on it just swinging to the side of them right? He's got many important locks to unlock. He does from every keys ever own. He's got a coffee or two on there You know just in case I move back to my first house with bodies The government I thought was gonna read to Robert Street at 2018, but you people couldn't wait to 2018. It probably won't even be done till 2018.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Okay? Okay. That's true. Stuff is always late. Yeah, stuff is always late. Right field, you bragged about, oh, it's so beautiful. We put, what, six million or more in a hammer field. Would all the light of fields and everything.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Every time I go buy, buy I never seen Nobody playing ball Fuck those children Nobody's even playing ball You know this is 100% inaccurate every time he drives by there's never anybody playing ball. It's 5 a.m No one's there I'm getting off my leg. Yeah, I wake up at 2 a.m. Listen to talk radio to 7 a.m. And then I'm asleep by 3. That's what Americans do Tell me how many times that hockey rinks been used this this winner. I was up here saying our winners are so warm Tear down the rink tear down the rink
Starting point is 00:52:42 Fuck those little kids tear down the ring I want my taxpayer dollars back tell me how many times that's been used it's been used seven times a day not enough not enough for Ron no not seen anybody there he wants his tax money spent correctly I really have an off-site hockey rink we already have an out of the state hockey rink off Offside. Offside, high. Yeah, this is by the way, now I know where he's from because I remember the video. He's from Minneapolis, St. Paul, and he says,
Starting point is 00:53:10 our winters are so warm, we don't need an indoor hockey rink. Have you ever been to Minneapolis, St. Paul? Yes, I have. Yes, I have. And it's for easy. Frozen in September. In the cold. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Oh my god, that place is like so cold. It's beautiful, but it's cold. Man, it's cold. I love Minneapolis, by the Minneapolis. Yeah, I do too But yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, absolutely freezing. They're already having snow up there right now. Yeah good for them Yeah, they put the water park on the corner You're afraid to go by because there's so many cars parked on the street You're afraid a little kid might run out you run a kid over whoever wanted to put it on the
Starting point is 00:53:40 There's two two cars in the parking lot and in the are packed. That makes a lot of sense, Ron. Clearly they didn't use the parking lot. The streets are packed, but the parking lot's empty. By the way, this is a pattern with him. He's always complaining about the water park parking and one of the ladies on the city council actually figured out how much the parking lot is used and during the summer it's full every day. That's why there are people parking out on the street is because that water park is incredibly popular right but Ron's concerned that he's
Starting point is 00:54:11 gonna hit one of the now I agree with that I don't want to hit a child as a running out into the street but I don't yeah but just pay attention like everybody else does Ron who said let's put the thing on a corner? Who said put the land where the land is? Where was God when he put that mountain there? I heard a jury selection thing that I went to. Oh my God, Chrissy. Put the property down. God.
Starting point is 00:54:38 But here's the thing about the American civil process. The American process of democracy. Is that Ron is the only one that's showing up to anybody? Well, right, it gets backed up. It gets backed up. Where is this? Yeah, well, it gets backed up with this.
Starting point is 00:54:51 I think you want to go down to City Hall. There is literally no one else in this, in these Tom meetings. It's like a half the time. Ron, I know. I know. He's here. Yeah, Ron, we got to listen to Ron,
Starting point is 00:55:04 set aside five minutes for Ron. I tell you what, let's make Ron time first and we'll all go to the bathroom and then we can come back after Ron's done. He wants to get out. Ron's gonna talk about the corner again. Here it comes. And he does hundreds of times. He's upset about the corner.
Starting point is 00:55:19 The fact that the water park is on the corner. Well, I mean, what? Why is it he move? He doesn't want to move. He wants to complain. That's what he wants to do. You got rid of the parking lot that was closer to corner. It's ridiculous. I like to know keep track of how many times these ball fields are used this summer. Keep track of how many times that hockey or rink is used. And that's how brag about the money you put into a harman field.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Now I'm reading a book is complaining about stuff for kids. Like, Bronn is got what do we want instead? Ron is comes from a day in a time when the government was not a nanny state. And he's the as upset that they're putting all this money into all this shit. But the truth is that the government's always been a nanny state. It's always been building parks and recreation and public libraries. And they show. I'm for it. I'm for it too. Just River Green, another trail or whatever.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Let's let's put a tunnel on the rubber street or a bridge. Where's their room for that? I went worth here. City hall. We need a new city hall. Last meeting at Thompson and the police chief was saying all we need we need a new Police station because there's not enough room for the women police officers don't Fuck the women police officers Why do you need for a man? No, why do you missing the point Chrissy? Is that what I'm trying to say stop misinterpreting me? I'm saying we don't even need women police officers What do they do they They write parking tickets. Have them get dressed at home. Why do we need them at the police station?
Starting point is 00:56:49 Where all the men are doing men things. Men things. This is really important, Chrissy, and you're just laughing. You didn't understand. You're not with it, Chrissy. Oh, Ron. Oh, Ron. Ron's got a lot of time on his hands. Yeah. That's all I gotta say.
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Starting point is 00:59:07 There's nobody in there. I haven't gotten to break room email for five years. I got one and then you guys stop doing it. No, we sent out two, Ron. We sent out two. Well, you know, we took a lot of time. What about Patreon? Well, Ron, we put out seven of those episodes, but nobody listen. Yeah
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